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Babalu · 09-27-2020, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by treky

who's Patrick Ewing? One of e Ewings from DALLAS?

I hope you're kidding.

Babalu · 09-27-2020, 09:15 AM

Felix: "How about a game of finger painting?"

OH Nuts! · 09-27-2020, 11:38 PM

Betty White and Alan Luden to Felix: you give the best Password clues we’ve ever seen!

Babalu · 09-28-2020, 10:35 PM

Dr Clove: "The best way to exorcise the ghost in the air conditioner is to push it out the window."

OH Nuts! · 09-29-2020, 09:40 AM

Oscar: Hey Felix, can we eat off your fine China tonight?

Babalu · 09-29-2020, 04:46 PM

Murray the Cop: "Sorry guys, I can't play poker. Bill de Blasio says we have to crack some heads at the BLM riot tonight."

OH Nuts! · 09-29-2020, 11:52 PM

Howard Cosell to Oscar: Even though you wrote snarky comments about me, I would never try to get even with you. Scout’s honor.

OH Nuts! · 10-02-2020, 04:29 PM

Felix to Oscar: No there’s not a geese family on our rooftop, it was just me clearing my sinuses!

Babalu · 10-02-2020, 08:38 PM

Mr. Fafner: "Remember Mr. Unger, if you need any minor repairs done, I do those in my off hours. When on duty all I do is sell illicit drugs."

OH Nuts! · 03-21-2021, 12:05 PM

Oscar: My IRS info is all neatly stacked and organized in a box under my bed!

Babalu · 05-30-2021, 11:54 AM

Oscar:"Felix, you've got to go out tonight. Nancy's coming over and we're going to play doctor."

OH Nuts! · 05-30-2021, 11:57 AM

LOL

Felix: God, I love dust bunnies. Filth is soooo relaxing.

Babalu · 05-31-2021, 07:05 AM

Felix: "Murray, can you go pick Edna up at the airport? She's joined the Hari Krishnas again."

PracTz · 05-31-2021, 12:16 PM

Gloria: Blanche, since you think Oscar's too slobby and I think Felix is too neat, how about we date each other's exes to see if we make better matches with them?

OH Nuts! · 05-31-2021, 02:14 PM

IRS Agent to Felix: Your returns are the messiest and most disorganized I’ve ever seen!

09-29-2020, 09:40 AM	#35
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Oscar: Hey Felix, can we eat off your fine China tonight?
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 09-29-2020 at 11:50 PM.

03-21-2021, 12:05 PM	#40
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Oscar: My IRS info is all neatly stacked and organized in a box under my bed!
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 05-31-2021 at 02:10 PM.

09-27-2020, 09:15 AM	#32
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Felix: "How about a game of finger painting?"

09-27-2020, 11:38 PM	#33
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Betty White and Alan Luden to Felix: you give the best Password clues we’ve ever seen!

09-28-2020, 10:35 PM	#34
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Dr Clove: "The best way to exorcise the ghost in the air conditioner is to push it out the window."

09-29-2020, 04:46 PM	#36
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Murray the Cop: "Sorry guys, I can't play poker. Bill de Blasio says we have to crack some heads at the BLM riot tonight."

09-29-2020, 11:52 PM	#37
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Howard Cosell to Oscar: Even though you wrote snarky comments about me, I would never try to get even with you. Scout’s honor.

10-02-2020, 04:29 PM	#38
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Felix to Oscar: No there’s not a geese family on our rooftop, it was just me clearing my sinuses!

10-02-2020, 08:38 PM	#39
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Mr. Fafner: "Remember Mr. Unger, if you need any minor repairs done, I do those in my off hours. When on duty all I do is sell illicit drugs."

05-30-2021, 11:54 AM	#41
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Oscar:"Felix, you've got to go out tonight. Nancy's coming over and we're going to play doctor."

05-30-2021, 11:57 AM	#42
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	LOL Felix: God, I love dust bunnies. Filth is soooo relaxing.

05-31-2021, 07:05 AM	#43
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Felix: "Murray, can you go pick Edna up at the airport? She's joined the Hari Krishnas again."

05-31-2021, 12:16 PM	#44
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Gloria: Blanche, since you think Oscar's too slobby and I think Felix is too neat, how about we date each other's exes to see if we make better matches with them?

05-31-2021, 02:14 PM	#45
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	IRS Agent to Felix: Your returns are the messiest and most disorganized I’ve ever seen!