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Babalu · 09-19-2020, 10:32 AM

Oscar: "Forget about the Mets game. Let's shuffle on down to the ballet at Lincoln Center."

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 10:33 AM

Felix: "Gloria? Forget about her. I just met a stripper with huge ****. That's where it's at, baby."

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 10:36 AM

Murray the Cop: "You wanna know why I'm so depressed? Last night in bed Mimi said she wished my service weapon was as big as my nose."

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 10:39 AM

Blanche to Oscar: "Perfectly fine with me if you gamble all my alimony money away. I just married Patrick Ewing."

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 10:44 AM

Oscar: "I can't work at a messy desk!"

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 10:46 AM

Felix in a restaurant: "I believe I'll have the Beef Wellington, medium rare.... and a side of nachos."

OH Nuts! · 09-19-2020, 11:12 AM

(love it)

Felix to Oscar: Don’t worry about those dirty dinner dishes- I’ll get them in the morning.

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 12:23 PM

Felix: "We were playing hockey down at Chelsea Piers and I cross-checked Miriam in the face. Now she won't speak to me."

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 12:26 PM

Oscar to Felix: "I'm taking up photography so I can be more like you. Murray's coming over to pose for me. Can I borrow your wide angle lens so I can fit in his whole nose?"

OH Nuts! · 09-19-2020, 02:25 PM

Oscar: Hey Felix, can I borrow your feather duster? I want to clean up my room.

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 03:06 PM

Oscar: "Felix, I hope you never go back with your ex-wife Gloria. Living here with you is what I want to do forever."

OH Nuts! · 09-19-2020, 04:18 PM

Felix: I’m giving up photography. I’m going to start doing voice overs for geese in heat for National Geographic.

Babalu · 09-19-2020, 04:50 PM

Speed: "Who wants to play cards? I want to hear some of Felix's opera records."

OH Nuts! · 09-19-2020, 05:02 PM

Felix: I’m ecstatic Gloria wants to get re-married

Babalu · 09-20-2020, 06:20 AM

Miriam: "What do you mean I don't know as much about medicine as Nancy? My last name's Welby, isn't it?"

09-19-2020, 10:32 AM	#1
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Things You’d Never Hear on The Odd Couple Oscar: "Forget about the Mets game. Let's shuffle on down to the ballet at Lincoln Center."
	__________________ . I just nailed Mrs. Trumbull

09-19-2020, 10:36 AM	#3
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Murray the Cop: "You wanna know why I'm so depressed? Last night in bed Mimi said she wished my service weapon was as big as my nose."
	Last edited by Babalu; 07-02-2022 at 06:10 PM.

09-19-2020, 10:46 AM	#6
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Felix in a restaurant: "I believe I'll have the Beef Wellington, medium rare.... and a side of nachos."
	Last edited by Babalu; 09-19-2020 at 11:19 AM.

09-19-2020, 10:33 AM	#2
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Felix: "Gloria? Forget about her. I just met a stripper with huge ****. That's where it's at, baby."

09-19-2020, 10:39 AM	#4
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Blanche to Oscar: "Perfectly fine with me if you gamble all my alimony money away. I just married Patrick Ewing."

09-19-2020, 10:44 AM	#5
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Oscar: "I can't work at a messy desk!"

09-19-2020, 11:12 AM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	(love it) Felix to Oscar: Don’t worry about those dirty dinner dishes- I’ll get them in the morning.

09-19-2020, 12:23 PM	#8
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Felix: "We were playing hockey down at Chelsea Piers and I cross-checked Miriam in the face. Now she won't speak to me."

09-19-2020, 12:26 PM	#9
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Oscar to Felix: "I'm taking up photography so I can be more like you. Murray's coming over to pose for me. Can I borrow your wide angle lens so I can fit in his whole nose?"

09-19-2020, 02:25 PM	#10
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Oscar: Hey Felix, can I borrow your feather duster? I want to clean up my room.

09-19-2020, 03:06 PM	#11
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Oscar: "Felix, I hope you never go back with your ex-wife Gloria. Living here with you is what I want to do forever."

09-19-2020, 04:18 PM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Felix: I’m giving up photography. I’m going to start doing voice overs for geese in heat for National Geographic.

09-19-2020, 04:50 PM	#13
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Speed: "Who wants to play cards? I want to hear some of Felix's opera records."

09-19-2020, 05:02 PM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Felix: I’m ecstatic Gloria wants to get re-married

09-20-2020, 06:20 AM	#15
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Miriam: "What do you mean I don't know as much about medicine as Nancy? My last name's Welby, isn't it?"