Quotes

[JO Sweet Heart]

Balki-"Oh, Cousin, Vince is not a killer! He was a thief, and a loan shark and there was the occasional assault with a deadly weapon but he was not a killer."

Larry-"Oh well, what the heck? Give him my room!"

Balki-"Well, I didn’t think it would be fair without asking first."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named The Pen Pal.

[MA]

Larry:

"Having Twinkacetti as a houseguest. It's like Tokyo inviting Godzilla for dinner."

[JO Sweet Heart]

Larry-"What’s a matter? You afraid you watch too many horror movies it’ll make you into a monster?"

Balki-"Well, I don’t know what it make me into and I don’t want to take any chances so I’m gonna go in there, brush my teeth, say my prayers and read ‘The Little Engine That Could’ just to clear my head."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Aliens.

[JO Sweet Heart]

Balki-"I didn’t turn into Elvis during the audit, did I?"

Larry-"Well, yes, but it’s okay. Mr. Yates finally believed you’d been hypnotized, but not until after you tried to hit the high note in ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone.’"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named The King And I.

[MA]

Balki: "Well, feed me garlic and call me stinky."

[JO Sweet Heart]

Larry-"Well, I wasn’t exactly in the meeting. I was near the meeting."

Balki-"Cousin, you were listening through the vent in the men’s room again, weren’t you?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named Digging Up The News.

[MA]

Larry Appleton

"Who'd ever heard of a burglar wearing a baseball cap?"

[JO Sweet Heart]

Larry-"Now why would you promise them that? We have no intention of taking them to Disneyland."

Balki-"I know. I’m just hoping you’ll take me!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Yes Sir, That's My Baby.

[MA]

Larry:

"Okay, okay, fine! You didn't lock me in the closet, there was no-one at the door, we are not having this conversation. This whole day has been some cosmic cruelty joke. Ha ha, fine! Oh, and if Tony Perkins shows up wearing a house-dress and carrying a very large kitchen knife... Tell him I'm in the shower!

[Cousin Jack]

Originally Posted by MA

Larry:

"Okay, okay, fine! You didn't lock me in the closet, there was no-one at the door, we are not having this conversation. This whole day has been some cosmic cruelty joke. Ha ha, fine! Oh, and if Tony Perkins shows up wearing a house-dress and carrying a very large kitchen knife... Tell him I'm in the shower!

That has to be the episode where Larry feels down in the dumps about turning 27 and not be at the stage in life he planned. I know this because 3 days prior to my birthday I couldn't find the show on DVD or for streaming online anywhere. On my birthday when I turned the age of cousin Larry, someone released the first season online and I couldn't believe how long it's been since I last saw the show. Reminded me where I get my personality and neurosis from.

[MA]

Larry:

"W-well, actually, there is something I... I wanted to talk to you about. But things have been so crazy around here that... it just hasn't been a-a good time. But, I just wanted to-" [He looks and sees that Balki has fallen asleep] "I just wanted to know what you thought about Jennifer and I, you know? I dunno, is she interested in me, or...?"

[JO Sweet Heart]

Originally Posted by Cousin Jack

That has to be the episode where Larry feels down in the dumps about turning 27 and not be at the stage in life he planned. I know this because 3 days prior to my birthday I couldn't find the show on DVD or for streaming online anywhere. On my birthday when I turned the age of cousin Larry, someone released the first season online and I couldn't believe how long it's been since I last saw the show. Reminded me where I get my personality and neurosis from.

I could be wrong, but I believe that Larry was turning 24 in the episode where his birthday happens right after the show first started.

Larry-"See, my master plan is a schedule of how I want to achieve my goal in life."

Balki-"Oh, and at twenty-four you were supposed to sell a photograph."

Larry-"At twenty-four I was supposed to win a Pulitzer Prize. I was supposed to sell my first photograph when I was sixteen."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

[JO Sweet Heart]

Balki-"I’ve been going down to the courthouse every day and begging Dave, the courthouse clerk, to put our names at the top of the jury duty list."

Larry-"He can’t do that."

Balki-"Well, that’s what he said, but after I went down on my lunch hour and my coffee break each and every day for a few weeks, Dave and I became best buds, and finally he said to me, and I quote, ‘Listen to me, you swarthy little twit...‘ That’s his little nickname for me. He said, ‘Okay, I’ll do it but you have to promise to never, ever come to see me again.’ See, he didn’t want others to know that he did me a special favor. So, does it help to know the right people or what?"

Larry-"And I guess I’m the lucky one who knows you,"

Balki-"Oh, go on with you! You’re not lucky, Cousin. You deserve me."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Two Angry Men.

[MA]

Balki Bartokomous : Sheep are man's best friend!