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MA · 05-12-2019, 07:29 AM

Balki Bartokomous: Well of course not, don't be ridiculous.

Balki: Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!

JO Sweet Heart · 05-20-2019, 07:51 PM

Balki-"Well I'll be snookered!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 05-20-2019, 07:59 PM

Balki Bartokomous: Well of course not, don't be ridiculous.

MA · 05-20-2019, 08:02 PM

Larry: ...We have the element of surprise.
Balki: You're right there, cousin: even we don't know what we're doing.

JO Sweet Heart · 05-23-2019, 06:27 PM

Balki to Mary-Anne: "Without you, the big apple will be rotten to the core."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love when Balki says that to her during the Come Fly With Me episode.

MA · 05-23-2019, 06:55 PM

Larry Appleton:
Was it me, or did you see steam rising from his head?

Balki Bartokomous:
Are you asking did - did I see *steam* rising from his head or did I see *you* rising from his head?

Larry Appleton:
I'm asking, was it me, or did you see steam rising from his head?

Balki Bartokomous:
Okay... Okay, are you asking was it *me* who saw steam rising from his head or was it *you* who saw steam rising from his head?

Larry Appleton:
I'm asking, was it me, or did you see steam rising from his head?

Balki Bartokomous:
[pause] Yes. Now, I have one for you - Was it me... or was that Miss Lydia's beauty mark sliding down her cheek?

Larry Appleton:
It was you. It was definitely you sliding down her cheek.

JO Sweet Heart · 05-23-2019, 09:36 PM

^^^ That is from one of my most favorite episodes, when Balki babysits the little girl named Tess. She did eventually go over the line where her behavior was concerned, but even before she was ever guilty of doing anything wrong, Larry did nothing but treat her like complete and total crap! When she told him that she was sorry for what she did, he should've told her that he was sorry for his self absorbed attitude, but he didn't which is why I had no issue with her dumping that water on him at the end of the episode. Larry deserved it!

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 05-24-2019, 07:46 AM

Mary-Anne Spencer: You know, having a ghost would explain so many things. Like how when you open the refrigerator, the light goes on.
[Larry has asked the gang to help bake 2,000 Bibbi-Bobka's to be sold to a restaurant]
Jennifer Lyons: Larry, it took us all morning to bake three dozen. Do you know how many dozen 2,000 are?
Mary-Anne: [instantly] One-hundred and sixty-six and two-thirds dozen. [off their looks] My father was a carpenter.

JO Sweet Heart · 05-24-2019, 10:32 PM

^^^ I appreciated Mary Anne letting it be known who she got her math ability from. Carpenter people may need it more than anyone.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 05-26-2019, 06:25 PM

Larry: Appletons have never used instructions. My dad completely rewired the house in Denver without instructions.
Balki: Isn't that the house that burned to the ground?
Larry: [sheepishly] They never proved it was the wiring.

JO Sweet Heart · 05-26-2019, 06:36 PM

Larry: "Faster! faster!"

Balki: "Perhaps you would like to get off and wait for the next Mypiot!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That is from the season four episode named Piano Moves. Balki looks so precious carrying Larry down the stairs on his back.

MA · 05-26-2019, 06:36 PM

Balki: You know, I really admire you.
Larry: Why is that?.
Balki: Well, because first... you're willing to give up your bedroom to a woman I hardly know....
(Larry looks at Balki in surprise).
Balki: (cotd.) ... and then for me, your friend, you're willing to sleep on the hot side of the bed. .
(Larry begins to lie down, then thinks about it and sits back up again.).
Larry: What do you mean, the hot side of the bed?.
Balki: Well, about 6:00 in the morning... see that little hole in the drapes? The sun comes through that and bores a hole right through your head like a laser beam.

JO Sweet Heart · 05-27-2019, 09:07 PM

Balki: "Now, Dimitri, I know you don't like baths, but when you insist on going behind the refrigerator, you leave me no choice!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That is the first thing said during the season five episode named This Old House.

MA · 05-28-2019, 05:38 AM

[Larry has rented Balki a tuxedo]

Balki Bartokomous:
Yours?

Larry Appleton:
Yes.

Balki Bartokomous:
Yours... looks... just like mine.

Larry Appleton:
Yes.

Balki Bartokomous:
But if we dress alike, how will people tell us apart?

Larry Appleton:
Dental records.

JO Sweet Heart · 05-28-2019, 05:24 PM

^^^ I remember that. I believe its when the guys went to a photographers gathering during the first DVD.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love when Balki has on himself whatever shows his Myposian roots.

05-12-2019, 07:29 AM	#1
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05-20-2019, 07:51 PM	#2
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"Well I'll be snookered!" God bless you always!!! Holly
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05-20-2019, 07:59 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Balki Bartokomous: Well of course not, don't be ridiculous.

05-20-2019, 08:02 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Larry: ...We have the element of surprise. Balki: You're right there, cousin: even we don't know what we're doing.

05-23-2019, 06:27 PM	#5
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki to Mary-Anne: "Without you, the big apple will be rotten to the core." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. I love when Balki says that to her during the Come Fly With Me episode.

05-23-2019, 06:55 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Larry Appleton: Was it me, or did you see steam rising from his head? Balki Bartokomous: Are you asking did - did I see steam rising from his head or did I see you rising from his head? Larry Appleton: I'm asking, was it me, or did you see steam rising from his head? Balki Bartokomous: Okay... Okay, are you asking was it me who saw steam rising from his head or was it you who saw steam rising from his head? Larry Appleton: I'm asking, was it me, or did you see steam rising from his head? Balki Bartokomous: [pause] Yes. Now, I have one for you - Was it me... or was that Miss Lydia's beauty mark sliding down her cheek? Larry Appleton: It was you. It was definitely you sliding down her cheek.

05-23-2019, 09:36 PM	#7
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	^^^ That is from one of my most favorite episodes, when Balki babysits the little girl named Tess. She did eventually go over the line where her behavior was concerned, but even before she was ever guilty of doing anything wrong, Larry did nothing but treat her like complete and total crap! When she told him that she was sorry for what she did, he should've told her that he was sorry for his self absorbed attitude, but he didn't which is why I had no issue with her dumping that water on him at the end of the episode. Larry deserved it! God bless you always!!! Holly

05-24-2019, 07:46 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Mary-Anne Spencer: You know, having a ghost would explain so many things. Like how when you open the refrigerator, the light goes on. [Larry has asked the gang to help bake 2,000 Bibbi-Bobka's to be sold to a restaurant] Jennifer Lyons: Larry, it took us all morning to bake three dozen. Do you know how many dozen 2,000 are? Mary-Anne: [instantly] One-hundred and sixty-six and two-thirds dozen. [off their looks] My father was a carpenter.

05-24-2019, 10:32 PM	#9
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	^^^ I appreciated Mary Anne letting it be known who she got her math ability from. Carpenter people may need it more than anyone. God bless you always!!! Holly

05-26-2019, 06:25 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Larry: Appletons have never used instructions. My dad completely rewired the house in Denver without instructions. Balki: Isn't that the house that burned to the ground? Larry: [sheepishly] They never proved it was the wiring.

05-26-2019, 06:36 PM	#11
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Larry: "Faster! faster!" Balki: "Perhaps you would like to get off and wait for the next Mypiot!" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. That is from the season four episode named Piano Moves. Balki looks so precious carrying Larry down the stairs on his back.

05-27-2019, 09:07 PM	#13
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki: "Now, Dimitri, I know you don't like baths, but when you insist on going behind the refrigerator, you leave me no choice!" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. That is the first thing said during the season five episode named This Old House.

05-28-2019, 05:38 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	[Larry has rented Balki a tuxedo] Balki Bartokomous: Yours? Larry Appleton: Yes. Balki Bartokomous: Yours... looks... just like mine. Larry Appleton: Yes. Balki Bartokomous: But if we dress alike, how will people tell us apart? Larry Appleton: Dental records.

05-28-2019, 05:24 PM	#15
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	^^^ I remember that. I believe its when the guys went to a photographers gathering during the first DVD. God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. I love when Balki has on himself whatever shows his Myposian roots.