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MA · 04-10-2019, 09:07 AM

Oscar Madison : You ruined my wine.

Felix Unger : Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles.

MA · 04-10-2019, 09:09 AM

Felix Unger : I'm going to the studio to pick up the gauntlet he threw down.

Murray Greshler : You're so tidy.

Ohio8 · 11-10-2019, 12:16 AM

Felix: (to Oscar)"What do you dream about?"
Oscar: "Living alone."

MA · 11-28-2019, 08:34 AM

Oscar Madison : You ruined my wine.

Felix Unger : Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles.

Ohio8 · 02-15-2021, 08:44 PM

(Opening narration.)

Narrator: "On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence... That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right. But he also knew that someday he would return. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Some time earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, asking that he never return.

Can two divorced men share an apartment, without driving each other crazy?"

MA · 04-24-2021, 05:48 PM

Felix Unger : She likes... David Cassidy better than me!

[Despondent that his daughter, Edna, isn't speaking to him]

Oscar Madison : So do I!

Babalu · 05-31-2021, 07:15 AM

[Oscar's girlfriend is trying to get him to lose weight]

Oscar Madison: Honey, that's fun fat. Everybody has that.

Felix: I don't have any.

Oscar: You don't have any fun, either.

MA · 06-04-2021, 06:59 AM

(Felix Unger) "Everything you've ever owned is on that bed."

AB · 06-04-2021, 03:23 PM

Oscar:

MA · 06-08-2021, 03:56 PM

(Howard Cosell) "Either he leaves or I leave."
(Felix Unger) "Leave."

Babalu · 06-14-2021, 06:15 PM

Myrna: Mr. M, that pile of clothes moved all by itself.

Oscar: That's Monroe, he's looking for an outlet.

Myrna: Have you tried tennis?

Oscar: An electrical outlet.

MA · 06-14-2021, 06:16 PM

(Felix Unger) "What's that?"
(Oscar Madison) "Guess I forgot to unpack from the last trip."

AB · 06-14-2021, 10:08 PM

Felix:

MA · 06-15-2021, 07:04 AM

(Felix Unger) "Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar."

Samme · 07-06-2021, 05:36 PM

Oscar: Fat mice with pocket watches?

04-10-2019, 09:07 AM	#61
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Oscar Madison : You ruined my wine. Felix Unger : Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles.
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11-10-2019, 12:16 AM	#63
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Felix: (to Oscar)"What do you dream about?" Oscar: "Living alone."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

05-31-2021, 07:15 AM	#67
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	[Oscar's girlfriend is trying to get him to lose weight] Oscar Madison: Honey, that's fun fat. Everybody has that. Felix: I don't have any. Oscar: You don't have any fun, either.
	__________________ . I just nailed Mrs. Trumbull

06-04-2021, 03:23 PM	#69
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Oscar: Attached Images

06-14-2021, 10:08 PM	#73
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Felix: Attached Images

04-10-2019, 09:09 AM	#62
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Felix Unger : I'm going to the studio to pick up the gauntlet he threw down. Murray Greshler : You're so tidy.

11-28-2019, 08:34 AM	#64
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Oscar Madison : You ruined my wine. Felix Unger : Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles.

02-15-2021, 08:44 PM	#65
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	(Opening narration.) Narrator: "On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence... That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right. But he also knew that someday he would return. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Some time earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, asking that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment, without driving each other crazy?"

04-24-2021, 05:48 PM	#66
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Felix Unger : She likes... David Cassidy better than me! [Despondent that his daughter, Edna, isn't speaking to him] Oscar Madison : So do I!

06-04-2021, 06:59 AM	#68
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	(Felix Unger) "Everything you've ever owned is on that bed."

06-08-2021, 03:56 PM	#70
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	(Howard Cosell) "Either he leaves or I leave." (Felix Unger) "Leave."

06-14-2021, 06:15 PM	#71
Babalu Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2014 Posts: 4,779	Myrna: Mr. M, that pile of clothes moved all by itself. Oscar: That's Monroe, he's looking for an outlet. Myrna: Have you tried tennis? Oscar: An electrical outlet.

06-14-2021, 06:16 PM	#72
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	(Felix Unger) "What's that?" (Oscar Madison) "Guess I forgot to unpack from the last trip."

06-15-2021, 07:04 AM	#74
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	(Felix Unger) "Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar."

07-06-2021, 05:36 PM	#75
Samme Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2001 Posts: 676	Oscar: Fat mice with pocket watches?