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Ohio8 · 02-18-2018, 03:14 PM

Felix: (to Louie)"Why don't you move to a better neighborhood?"
Louie: "Because the nearest better neighborhood is in Ohio."

musictuff · 02-18-2018, 11:24 PM

Felix drinking orange juice..."Pit, pit, pit".

MaryRichards · 03-14-2018, 10:52 AM

ASSUME

AB · 03-14-2018, 05:17 PM

[Talking about Felix]
Oscar: "I know him. He's too nervous to kill himself. Wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie."

caladon · 05-26-2018, 10:34 AM

Felix: (trying to write a song) "Oscar, what jumps and rolls?"

Oscar: "A frog with a hernia."

AB · 06-05-2018, 06:13 PM

Felix: "What do you dream about, Oscar?"
Oscar: "Living alone."

MA · 06-05-2018, 06:20 PM

Oscar Madison: You want brown juice or green juice?

Felix Unger: What's the difference?

Oscar Madison: Three weeks.

Samme · 06-08-2018, 05:32 PM

"Ratso Rizzo had a nicer apartment."

AB · 06-09-2018, 04:41 PM

[pointing under the bed]

Felix: "There are things growing under there!"

Samme · 06-09-2018, 11:18 PM

Probably not word for word. Oscar visits Felix, before they're room mates, and sits on Felix's plastic-covered couch, and comments.

Oscar: Nice place. You live here with your mother?
Felix: It's nice. It keeps things clean...Listen, this is an emergency.Gloria and I have to get married.
Oscar: You HAVE to get married?
Felix: And fast.
Oscar: You? A man who covers every piece of his furniture...

Ohio8 · 06-23-2018, 01:09 PM

Felix's catchphrase: "Oscar, Oscar, Oscar."

MA · 06-23-2018, 01:10 PM

[Oscar's girlfriend is trying to get him to lose weight]

Oscar Madison: Honey, that's fun fat. Everybody has that.

Felix Unger: I don't.

Oscar Madison: You don't have any fun either

Ohio8 · 07-30-2018, 10:18 PM

Felix: "I like being miserable."

MA · 07-31-2018, 06:52 AM

Howard Cosell: Don't call me Howie!

Ohio8 · 08-04-2018, 10:29 PM

Doctor: "Felix, you're the reason why doctors don't like to make house calls."

02-18-2018, 03:14 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Favorite Quotes Felix: (to Louie)"Why don't you move to a better neighborhood?" Louie: "Because the nearest better neighborhood is in Ohio."
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05-26-2018, 10:34 AM	#5
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Felix: (trying to write a song) "Oscar, what jumps and rolls?" Oscar: "A frog with a hernia."
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06-05-2018, 06:20 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Oscar Madison: You want brown juice or green juice? Felix Unger: What's the difference? Oscar Madison: Three weeks.
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06-09-2018, 11:18 PM	#10
Samme Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2001 Posts: 674	Probably not word for word. Oscar visits Felix, before they're room mates, and sits on Felix's plastic-covered couch, and comments. Oscar: Nice place. You live here with your mother? Felix: It's nice. It keeps things clean...Listen, this is an emergency.Gloria and I have to get married. Oscar: You HAVE to get married? Felix: And fast. Oscar: You? A man who covers every piece of his furniture...
	Last edited by Samme; 06-11-2018 at 09:59 AM.

02-18-2018, 11:24 PM	#2
musictuff Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 02, 2003 Posts: 38	Felix drinking orange juice..."Pit, pit, pit".

03-14-2018, 10:52 AM	#3
MaryRichards Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 05, 2018 Posts: 8	ASSUME

03-14-2018, 05:17 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	[Talking about Felix] Oscar: "I know him. He's too nervous to kill himself. Wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie."

06-05-2018, 06:13 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Felix: "What do you dream about, Oscar?" Oscar: "Living alone."

06-08-2018, 05:32 PM	#8
Samme Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2001 Posts: 674	"Ratso Rizzo had a nicer apartment."

06-09-2018, 04:41 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	[pointing under the bed] Felix: "There are things growing under there!"

06-23-2018, 01:09 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Felix's catchphrase: "Oscar, Oscar, Oscar."

06-23-2018, 01:10 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	[Oscar's girlfriend is trying to get him to lose weight] Oscar Madison: Honey, that's fun fat. Everybody has that. Felix Unger: I don't. Oscar Madison: You don't have any fun either

07-30-2018, 10:18 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Felix: "I like being miserable."

07-31-2018, 06:52 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Howard Cosell: Don't call me Howie!

08-04-2018, 10:29 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Doctor: "Felix, you're the reason why doctors don't like to make house calls."