"Facts of Life" Limericks

[RetroGuy2000]

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

Mrs. Garrett had a magical smock
And of it, her girls all did talk
A candle was there
And a tender-i-zair
And probably pencils and chalk!

Nice!

['80sSitcoms]

There once was a tall girl named Nancy
Whose wordage for math was quite fancy
Not "math" would she say
But "arithmetic", gay
So 'twas her intelligent stance-y

[RetroGuy2000]

['80sSitcoms]

Blair brushes paint on a canvas
While Sue Ann prattles on about Kansas
She goes on and on
About Miller's Pond
Till at last, fin'ly, Blair cannot stands-its!

[RetroGuy2000]

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

Blair brushes paint on a canvas
While Sue Ann prattles on about Kansas
She goes on and on
About Miller's Pond
Till at last, fin'ly, Blair cannot stands-its!

Another great one!

['80sSitcoms]

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

Another great one!

Thanks, my creative juice dam has been bursting again.

['80sSitcoms]

Poor Sue Ann was all out of luck
For her happiness, Blair loved to muck
The farm girl saw red
And angrily said
To go find a haystack and suck

[RetroGuy2000]

For Blair Warner, money's a factor
(Her dad is the school's benefactor)
But Sue Ann got mad
A fight they did have
And Blair told her where to park tractor

[RetroGuy2000]

There once was a tiger and hat
An Eastland dorm room's where they sat
They witnessed huge changes
The cast rearranges
In the bedroom of Toot and Nat

['80sSitcoms]

Lol, nice...that reminds me how my algebra teacher my junior year encouraged to use "factor" for "the F word": "You can just say, 'Oh, factor!' "

['80sSitcoms]

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

There once was a tiger and hat
An Eastland dorm room's where they sat
They witnessed huge changes
The cast rearranges
In the bedroom of Toot and Nat

Always nice to see love for Señor Tiger.

['80sSitcoms]

There once were some flat marigolds
And this is the story they tolds:
A new girl in town
On a bike mowed them down
And Mrs. Garrett took them into her holds

[valentina warner]

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

There once were some flat marigolds
And this is the story they tolds:
A new girl in town
On a bike mowed them down
And Mrs. Garrett took them into her holds

That will actually always be my favourite episode from season 2: 'The new girl' was the introduction of JO, and when the 'Core of 4' got in trouble together for the first time lol! (landing in jail, after being discovered sneaking in a bar was an unforgettable experience!)

[RetroGuy2000]

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

There once were some flat marigolds
And this is the story they tolds:
A new girl in town
On a bike mowed them down
And Mrs. Garrett took them into her holds

Oh, nice! A limerick told from the POV of the ruined marigolds! How creative!

['80sSitcoms]

Originally Posted by RetroGuy2000

Oh, nice! A limerick told from the POV of the ruined marigolds! How creative!

Yes, there was originally a larger cast of Mrs. Garrett marigolds in front of the cafeteria, but Jo made a purge.