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Felix: "I've had it with opera. What I really like are them cool-ass rappers."
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. I just nailed Mrs. Trumbull
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Oscar: I’m going to give my room the white glove treatment. (LOL those gloves would be dead in three seconds flat.)
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Oscar: "Blanche, I'll have a beer. Shaken, not stirred."
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Pushover Page to Felix & Oscar: I AM that kind of pushover; have your way with me!
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Nancy: "Al "Bummy" Davis can go suck an egg."
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(Never realized what big fan you are of the show. It was fun. Tony did do a wicked Felix)
Murray: My precinct just nominated me for Mensa! |
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Huge fan of the show. Unfortunately it doesn't get that many posts.
Myrna: "I may sound like I come from the Bronx but actually I'm a full blooded Lakota. My grandfather 'Speaks with a Yiddish Accent' fought Custer at Little Big Horn." |
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Speed: I hate playing poker. Let’s play Old Maid.
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Felix: You think Joyce Bulifant is the hottest one on "Match Game"? Oscar, she's got nothing on that babe Brett Somers on the top row!
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![]() Felix: "I don't like pits... pits... pits.... in my beer... beer... beer..." |
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Ms. Ferret of the IRS: Mr. Unger, we’re auditing your last three years for tax fraud.
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Oscar: "Felix, is your daughter Edna coming over? I have this sudden urge to do the Flopsey Mopsey dance."
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Felix: "Why would I want to shampoo the rug? It will only get dirty again anyway."
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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Howard Cosell to Felix: You are the most fascinating man ever; please tell me more!
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