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SitcomsHeydayfan · 03-29-2019, 01:38 PM

Mike to Gloria & Edith: You know we need to do something to get rid of the coloreds in this neighborhood!

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-30-2019, 07:27 PM

Barney: Do you know any Polish jokes?

Archie: Barney, I don't appreciate hearing jokes which offend various people! Stop!

Bonniegirl · 03-30-2019, 08:01 PM

Archie to Edith " Sweetheart, you must get tired of cooking dinner everyday, whenever you want we can go out to dinner" !

stevea · 03-30-2019, 09:20 PM

Mike (on the phone): No, thanks. I really don't need any help from Hair Club for Men.

OH Nuts! · 03-30-2019, 09:35 PM

Mildred (Boom Boom) to Archie and Stretch: I LOVE the way you two always Cat-call me. Do it more!

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-31-2019, 01:19 PM

Archie: Edith, Baby! You're the greatest! Sit down and rest your tootsies while I run out and buy dinner!

OH Nuts! · 03-31-2019, 02:45 PM

Sammy Davis Jr. to Archie: You’re one of finest, most unbigoted, men I’ve ever met!

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-31-2019, 05:43 PM

Edith: Archie Bunker! You go get your own frickin' beer. I'm sick of your sh*t!

Bonniegirl · 03-31-2019, 06:05 PM

Archie to Mike when they first met " The Polish are a fine people, a very good culture. Do you speak Polish? You could teach us, it would be nice speaking a second language in the home" .

OH Nuts! · 05-03-2020, 01:29 PM

Stretch to Boom Boom: You know Mildred, you really ought to think about breast reduction surgery!

SitcomsHeydayfan · 05-04-2020, 02:27 AM

Archie: I'm divorcing Edith to marry a colored!

OH Nuts! · 05-07-2020, 12:17 PM

Edith to Archie: I LOVE it when you bet on the horses!

OH Nuts! · 07-01-2020, 03:59 PM

Gloria: Women’s Lib is for the birds!

OH Nuts! · 07-18-2020, 02:33 PM

(Bump)

Boom Boom to the loading dock: I just LOVE it when you cat call me!

05-04-2020, 02:27 AM	#71
SitcomsHeydayfan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2018 Location: The Show Me state Posts: 2,966	Archie: I'm divorcing Edith to marry a colored!
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03-29-2019, 01:38 PM	#61
SitcomsHeydayfan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2018 Location: The Show Me state Posts: 2,966	Mike to Gloria & Edith: You know we need to do something to get rid of the coloreds in this neighborhood!

03-30-2019, 07:27 PM	#62
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,605	Barney: Do you know any Polish jokes? Archie: Barney, I don't appreciate hearing jokes which offend various people! Stop!

03-30-2019, 08:01 PM	#63
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,522	Archie to Edith " Sweetheart, you must get tired of cooking dinner everyday, whenever you want we can go out to dinner" !

03-30-2019, 09:20 PM	#64
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,422	Mike (on the phone): No, thanks. I really don't need any help from Hair Club for Men.

03-30-2019, 09:35 PM	#65
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Mildred (Boom Boom) to Archie and Stretch: I LOVE the way you two always Cat-call me. Do it more!

03-31-2019, 01:19 PM	#66
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,605	Archie: Edith, Baby! You're the greatest! Sit down and rest your tootsies while I run out and buy dinner!

03-31-2019, 02:45 PM	#67
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Sammy Davis Jr. to Archie: You’re one of finest, most unbigoted, men I’ve ever met!

03-31-2019, 05:43 PM	#68
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,605	Edith: Archie Bunker! You go get your own frickin' beer. I'm sick of your sh*t!

03-31-2019, 06:05 PM	#69
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,522	Archie to Mike when they first met " The Polish are a fine people, a very good culture. Do you speak Polish? You could teach us, it would be nice speaking a second language in the home" .

05-03-2020, 01:29 PM	#70
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Stretch to Boom Boom: You know Mildred, you really ought to think about breast reduction surgery!

05-07-2020, 12:17 PM	#72
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Edith to Archie: I LOVE it when you bet on the horses!

07-01-2020, 03:59 PM	#73
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Gloria: Women’s Lib is for the birds!

07-18-2020, 02:33 PM	#74
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	(Bump) Boom Boom to the loading dock: I just LOVE it when you cat call me!