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OH Nuts! · 01-10-2019, 10:46 AM

Maude: Archie, dear man, you’re my favorite cousin-in-law

Archie: And Maudie, I just think your politics are swell. Where can I donate to the McGovern campaign?

cleverfun3000 · 01-11-2019, 11:08 AM

Bonniegirl · 01-11-2019, 02:05 PM

Archie : Regarding Obama and Hillary Clinton !

"I think it is really great that we had a black president, now I hope Hillary wins , I think it's time the United states has a woman president "!

OH Nuts! · 01-12-2019, 01:28 AM

Archie: I think it’s fantastic we have a black family for neighbors!

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-14-2019, 09:15 PM

One of my best friends is a black disabled man (referring to his good buddy Sammy Davis Junior who had a glass eye). Archie

OH Nuts! · 01-14-2019, 10:52 PM

George: Archie, I like you even more than Martin Luther King.

Bonniegirl · 01-14-2019, 11:10 PM

Archie saying " I sure wish my niece and Lionel Jefferson would get married"!

OH Nuts! · 01-14-2019, 11:21 PM

Stretch Cunningham: I hate it when Boom Boom walks by me: she makes the ground vibrate.

Bonniegirl · 01-15-2019, 12:16 AM

Archie saying "I have decided to convert to Judaism "

OH Nuts! · 01-15-2019, 12:28 AM

Edith telling a dirty joke

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-15-2019, 07:07 PM

Edith: Archie (burp, burp) get me another beer, you dingbat!

stevea · 01-15-2019, 07:38 PM

Archie: Edith, sit down and relax. Anything I can get for you?

Heenan Fan · 01-15-2019, 08:43 PM

Meathead: "Gloria, for the thousandth time, I told you I'm not horny or hungry. Now put your clothes back on and get me my weed!"

OH Nuts! · 01-15-2019, 10:52 PM

Stretch Cunningham to Archie: would you like to come to Shabbat service with me?

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-18-2019, 04:59 PM

Archie: Edith, you are the smartest woman I've known.

01-10-2019, 10:46 AM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things You’d NEVER Hear on AITF Maude: Archie, dear man, you’re my favorite cousin-in-law Archie: And Maudie, I just think your politics are swell. Where can I donate to the McGovern campaign?

01-11-2019, 11:08 AM	#2
cleverfun3000 Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 18, 2008 Location: Manhattan Posts: 1,685
	__________________ I'm not speaking for everyone. Just myself and those that agree with me.

01-11-2019, 02:05 PM	#3
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,399	Archie : Regarding Obama and Hillary Clinton ! "I think it is really great that we had a black president, now I hope Hillary wins , I think it's time the United states has a woman president "!

01-12-2019, 01:28 AM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Archie: I think it’s fantastic we have a black family for neighbors!

01-14-2019, 09:15 PM	#5
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	One of my best friends is a black disabled man (referring to his good buddy Sammy Davis Junior who had a glass eye). Archie

01-14-2019, 10:52 PM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	George: Archie, I like you even more than Martin Luther King.

01-14-2019, 11:10 PM	#7
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,399	Archie saying " I sure wish my niece and Lionel Jefferson would get married"!

01-14-2019, 11:21 PM	#8
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Stretch Cunningham: I hate it when Boom Boom walks by me: she makes the ground vibrate.

01-15-2019, 12:16 AM	#9
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,399	Archie saying "I have decided to convert to Judaism "

01-15-2019, 12:28 AM	#10
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Edith telling a dirty joke

01-15-2019, 07:07 PM	#11
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Edith: Archie (burp, burp) get me another beer, you dingbat!

01-15-2019, 07:38 PM	#12
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,168	Archie: Edith, sit down and relax. Anything I can get for you?

01-15-2019, 08:43 PM	#13
Heenan Fan Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 19, 2016 Posts: 6,001	Meathead: "Gloria, for the thousandth time, I told you I'm not horny or hungry. Now put your clothes back on and get me my weed!"

01-15-2019, 10:52 PM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Stretch Cunningham to Archie: would you like to come to Shabbat service with me?

01-18-2019, 04:59 PM	#15
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Archie: Edith, you are the smartest woman I've known.