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wyattlogan · 11-22-2011, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by browneyes106

Paul: "Rory you're not getting a monkey."

Haha,

Ohio8 · 09-05-2014, 06:17 PM

Paul (to Cate): "Why couldn't our daughter have been born hideously ugly?" Cate: "Ugly people have sex, too." Paul: "Ewww."

mscarn3131 · 07-01-2015, 09:13 PM

=)

Ohio8 · 08-20-2016, 08:00 PM

Kerry: "Oh, I hate them. White boys, thinkin' they're all ghetto: 'I'm a balla!' 'Holla!' 'Holla back, brotha.' 'Uh-huh.'"

Ohio8 · 05-10-2019, 11:12 PM

Paul: "Listen, Bridget, all work is noble."

MA · 05-11-2019, 06:20 AM

Cate: Keep Bridget off the phone and out of the mall.
Paul: I'm a man, not a miracle worker.

Ohio8 · 06-19-2019, 06:00 PM

Paul: "This place looks familiar."

Ohio8 · 06-19-2019, 06:03 PM

Paul: "They swing dance, Cate... As a family."
Cate: "We are doing it, and that's final... As a family?"
Paul: "Swear to God."

MA · 07-02-2019, 11:51 AM

Paul: Mom also said I was ready for fatherhood.
Paul: Off you go.

Ohio8 · 07-13-2019, 10:17 AM

Paul's final line: "All right, I hope everybody read my column."

MA · 07-13-2019, 12:11 PM

Paul: I do care, Kerry and I'll care even more when the game is over!

Ohio8 · 03-07-2020, 11:27 AM

Laura: (to Cate)"Can I get you something?"
Cate: "Yeah... Yesterday would be nice."

Cate: "It wasn't supposed to happen, Mom... Not Now... Not Now... Not at 46."

Jim: (to Cate)"... it's the memories that slow you down."

Jim: (to Rory) "A man's job has to fit his spirit."

Ohio8 · 03-07-2020, 11:28 AM

Cate: "It's not what it looks like."
C.J.: "Looks like a fox has entered the Hennessy house."

Ohio8 · 03-07-2020, 11:31 AM

Cate: (to Bridget & Kerry)"There is no right way to deal with this. It's okay to be happy when you're happy. It's okay to be sad when you're sad."

MA · 03-09-2020, 05:12 PM

Cate: I asked my mother why she cut the ends off her pot roast, and she said, "because that's what my mother did". So I went to my grandmother and asked why SHE cut the ends off the pot roast, and she said, "because that's what my mother did". So I went to my great grandmother and asked her why SHE cut the ends off the pot roast, and she said, "because the pan was too small". So you see, the previous generation isn't always so wise.

09-05-2014, 06:17 PM	#107
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Paul (to Cate): "Why couldn't our daughter have been born hideously ugly?" Cate: "Ugly people have sex, too." Paul: "Ewww."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

08-20-2016, 08:00 PM	#109
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Kerry: "Oh, I hate them. White boys, thinkin' they're all ghetto: 'I'm a balla!' 'Holla!' 'Holla back, brotha.' 'Uh-huh.'"
	Last edited by Ohio8; 01-29-2023 at 06:14 PM.

05-11-2019, 06:20 AM	#111
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Cate: Keep Bridget off the phone and out of the mall. Paul: I'm a man, not a miracle worker.
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

06-19-2019, 06:00 PM	#112
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Paul: "This place looks familiar." Attached Images

06-19-2019, 06:03 PM	#113
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Paul: "They swing dance, Cate... As a family." Cate: "We are doing it, and that's final... As a family?" Paul: "Swear to God." Attached Images

07-01-2015, 09:13 PM	#108
mscarn3131 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 01, 2015 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7	=)

05-10-2019, 11:12 PM	#110
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Paul: "Listen, Bridget, all work is noble."

07-02-2019, 11:51 AM	#114
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Paul: Mom also said I was ready for fatherhood. Paul: Off you go.

07-13-2019, 10:17 AM	#115
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Paul's final line: "All right, I hope everybody read my column."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 03-07-2020 at 11:22 AM.

07-13-2019, 12:11 PM	#116
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Paul: I do care, Kerry and I'll care even more when the game is over!

03-07-2020, 11:27 AM	#117
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Laura: (to Cate)"Can I get you something?" Cate: "Yeah... Yesterday would be nice." Cate: "It wasn't supposed to happen, Mom... Not Now... Not Now... Not at 46." Jim: (to Cate)"... it's the memories that slow you down." Jim: (to Rory) "A man's job has to fit his spirit."

03-07-2020, 11:28 AM	#118
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Cate: "It's not what it looks like." C.J.: "Looks like a fox has entered the Hennessy house."

03-07-2020, 11:31 AM	#119
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Cate: (to Bridget & Kerry)"There is no right way to deal with this. It's okay to be happy when you're happy. It's okay to be sad when you're sad."

03-09-2020, 05:12 PM	#120
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Cate: I asked my mother why she cut the ends off her pot roast, and she said, "because that's what my mother did". So I went to my grandmother and asked why SHE cut the ends off the pot roast, and she said, "because that's what my mother did". So I went to my great grandmother and asked her why SHE cut the ends off the pot roast, and she said, "because the pan was too small". So you see, the previous generation isn't always so wise.