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David · 02-04-2003, 06:31 PM

what are ur fave 8 Simple Rules quotes.... i have a "favorite quotes" thread on Threes company FYI..

mine are..

Kerry- make it a real Christmas take a homeless dog home
[girl ignores and walks by]
Kerry- Idiot

Paul- well thats why ur generation is so angry, you guys are always walking around with a wedgie!

Bridget- Kyle better not be getting me anything from the soap store..

Bridget- Er I hate Kerry that boyfriend stealing person [something like that]
Cate- Maybe you should just forgive Kerry
Bridget- Whos Kerry?
Rory- The boyfriend stealing sister
Cate- Rory! She knows!
Rory- So I was just rubbing it in!...

Kyle- Whats up my brotha from anotha motha [kyle has also gotten less "bad" as the show progressed]

Cheerleader- Can I get a hoot... Can I get a hoot.. the owls are gonna stomp gonna stomp gonna stomp on YOU
Kerry- How exactly does an animal stomp on u it weighs like one pound

From Come and Knock On Our Door [bottom]
Paul- Whats with what you're wearing
Cate- These? I always where these... in fact i dont wear anything else... ever...

Kerry- well if u'll excuse me im gonna go water my plants and have black hair!

PinkCutieK · 02-04-2003, 07:01 PM

hmmm these r the only ones i can think of right now

(from drummer boy part 1)
BRIDGET- [singing]-i play drums in an all girls band, check me out i am so hot! u wish u were me but u'll never be, cuz ur not in an all girls band! [hits drums and laughs]
KERRY-ur an idiot.

(come and knock on our door)
KYLE-so we can still hang out?
BRIDGET-yea, in a little while, i just don't want n e 1 to get hurt right now..
KYLE-right, cuz i think we're mature enough to..
BRIDGET-no, i mean my dad really wants to hurt u!

(pilot)
PAUL-so u never planned on going to the library, did u?
KERRY- [of bridget]-sure she did...right after her MENSA meeting..
MENSA is a club for geniuses
BRIDGET-i know what MENSA is
KERRY-[pause] geniuses r really smart people!!

(career choices)
BRIDGET-[trying to keep kerry from leaving the room]
[slaps kerry]
KERRY-what was that for?
BRIDGET- i dunno! they do that all the time in the movies!
KERRY-yea, but that's when ppl r hysterical! i'm sad and upset!
BRIDGET-i'm sorry i love u!

(kerry's big adventure)
BRIDGET-i don't wanna go to the party with my little sister! they'll call me....girl who goes to parties...with her little sister!
PAUL-well they could call u girl who stayed at home saturday night while jenna and danielle became 4th best friends
[bridget is hurt]..didn't wanna have to say that sweetie, didn't wanna have to say that!

and there's tons more quotes i like! but i think i've typed enough and i can't remember n e more right off the top of my head! lol

PinkCutieK · 02-23-2003, 10:28 PM

GIVE IT UP
Kerry: Okay, your oldest daughter has been in the bathroom for like an hour.
Paul: An hour? What's she doing in there?
Kerry: Well, we can rule out reading.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Bridget: Daddy, are you sure you don't need any help, Kyles great at undoing knots.
Rory: (fast) And hooks and buttons and snaps.

COOL PARENT
Paul: A present? What is it?
Rory: Slippers! Dozens and dozens of slippers that have been stuffed in my locker all week because you had to get out of the car!
Paul: Ooh... sheepskin.

PinkCutieK · 03-15-2003, 02:24 PM

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY
Carter-You're not half the man wife number three turned out to be...

Cate-Broccoli or zucchini girls?
Bridget-For dinner?
Kerry-[sarcastic] No..she's making a hat

KERRY'S VIDEO
Rory-[impersonation]I am not an animal
Cate-Rory, are you about done?
Rory-Just about. [impersonation again] I am a human being!
Bridget-[grabs Rory's hair]
Rory-See she IS an animal!

Bridget-Kerry, why in every scene are you showing me using my looks to get something??? Daddy, make her stop!! I mean, anyone who sees this is going to think I'm shallow!
Paul, Cate, Rory-[looking at the floor]
Bridget-[repeats] anyone who sees this is going to think I'm shallow!
Paul, Cate, Rory-[still looking at the floor]
Bridget-Ohmigosh, you all think I'm shallow, don't you?
Rory-Well...we're not looking at our shoes for scuff marks!

David · 03-15-2003, 02:27 PM

This isnt a quote, but I thought it was funny when Bridget was giving that dude a digit of her phone number every time he did her homework for her.

David · 03-15-2003, 02:28 PM

^In Kerry's Video

Also in Kerry's Video:

The Dancing scene in the beginning with Bridget:

Bridget- I look hott in my hot new pants in my hott new pants im dancing around lookin really good ya want me i look hotttt in my paaants... look at me go..
Bridget- god I am so at that party...

lol!

PinkCutieK · 03-15-2003, 02:30 PM

haha yea i thought the phone number thing was good too! and i liked the dancing! it was great when rory and paul joined in too!!!

Unwanted Angel · 03-15-2003, 02:47 PM

Piolt

Rory-Dad?
Paul-What?
Rory-Do you think i'm pretty?
Paul-GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

Kerry's date

Kery-Has enyone called for me?
Rory-Yeah you know that guy Jaon you went on a date with?
Kerry-(excitedly) Yeah?
Rory-eah he didn't call/

Cate-Go upstairs now.
Rory-Awww man and we were having vegitarian Meatloaf and palenta.

Rory-Kerry Jason's on the phone.
Kerry-(excitedly)Really?
Rory-NO!!!!(runs away)

PinkCutieK · 03-15-2003, 02:50 PM

Haha Rory is definately hilarious!

DRUMMER BOY PART ONE
Paul-Rick...he thought he was so hot just because he jammed that one time with the Monkees!
Rory-[shakes jar]
Paul-NOT NOW RORY!

Unwanted Angel · 03-15-2003, 02:54 PM

Paul-Rory tell us the truth...
Rory-Ok, Mom's got yearbooks

*GoodMorningCalgary* · 03-15-2003, 03:10 PM

Paul- Cate your a nurse feel my heart, theres something wrong with my heart
Cate- Paul theres nothing wrong with your heart
Paul- ....what do you know? your not a Doctor your a nurse!

PinkCutieK · 03-15-2003, 03:52 PM

hahahaha!

DRUMMER BOY PART ONE
Rory-What's that?
Jason-Mount fisoubias(<--i have no clue what he said lol). We're trying to show how its eruption left information for future generations to study.
Rory-ohhh. Hey you know what? You could melt some of my army men to look like the slower villagers
Jason-I like it!
Rory-You're in luck. I was just going upstairs to melt some!

lol!!!

David · 03-15-2003, 04:00 PM

"Kerry's Video"
Bridget- Oh god I feel terrible!
Kerry- Ooo a range of emotion I havent captured, Bridget! Do it again!
Bridget- Oh god I feel terrible!

PinkCutieK · 03-15-2003, 04:10 PM

KERRYS VIDEO
Bridget-I mean I don't wanna be shallow. I wanna be deep. Like as deep as those tubs at the parlour when they're scraping the bottom and their armpits are all pressed against the side and you're thinking "Oh God, are you gonna give me that?"

David · 03-15-2003, 04:22 PM

Kerry's Video

I loved the part where Bridget is in biology class painting her nails! lol shes so funny

02-04-2003, 06:31 PM	#1
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	Favorite 8 Simple Rules Quotes what are ur fave 8 Simple Rules quotes.... i have a "favorite quotes" thread on Threes company FYI.. mine are.. Kerry- make it a real Christmas take a homeless dog home [girl ignores and walks by] Kerry- Idiot Paul- well thats why ur generation is so angry, you guys are always walking around with a wedgie! Bridget- Kyle better not be getting me anything from the soap store.. Bridget- Er I hate Kerry that boyfriend stealing person [something like that] Cate- Maybe you should just forgive Kerry Bridget- Whos Kerry? Rory- The boyfriend stealing sister Cate- Rory! She knows! Rory- So I was just rubbing it in!... Kyle- Whats up my brotha from anotha motha [kyle has also gotten less "bad" as the show progressed] Cheerleader- Can I get a hoot... Can I get a hoot.. the owls are gonna stomp gonna stomp gonna stomp on YOU Kerry- How exactly does an animal stomp on u it weighs like one pound From Come and Knock On Our Door [bottom] Paul- Whats with what you're wearing Cate- These? I always where these... in fact i dont wear anything else... ever... Kerry- well if u'll excuse me im gonna go water my plants and have black hair!
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02-04-2003, 07:01 PM	#2
PinkCutieK Hit the beach... Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 22, 2003 Location: **California here we come, right back where we started from... Posts: 976	hmmm these r the only ones i can think of right now (from drummer boy part 1) BRIDGET- [singing]-i play drums in an all girls band, check me out i am so hot! u wish u were me but u'll never be, cuz ur not in an all girls band! [hits drums and laughs] KERRY-ur an idiot. (come and knock on our door) KYLE-so we can still hang out? BRIDGET-yea, in a little while, i just don't want n e 1 to get hurt right now.. KYLE-right, cuz i think we're mature enough to.. BRIDGET-no, i mean my dad really wants to hurt u! (pilot) PAUL-so u never planned on going to the library, did u? KERRY- [of bridget]-sure she did...right after her MENSA meeting.. MENSA is a club for geniuses BRIDGET-i know what MENSA is KERRY-[pause] geniuses r really smart people!! (career choices) BRIDGET-[trying to keep kerry from leaving the room] [slaps kerry] KERRY-what was that for? BRIDGET- i dunno! they do that all the time in the movies! KERRY-yea, but that's when ppl r hysterical! i'm sad and upset! BRIDGET-i'm sorry i love u! (kerry's big adventure) BRIDGET-i don't wanna go to the party with my little sister! they'll call me....girl who goes to parties...with her little sister! PAUL-well they could call u girl who stayed at home saturday night while jenna and danielle became 4th best friends [bridget is hurt]..didn't wanna have to say that sweetie, didn't wanna have to say that! and there's tons more quotes i like! but i think i've typed enough and i can't remember n e more right off the top of my head! lol
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03-15-2003, 03:10 PM	#11
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02-23-2003, 10:28 PM	#3
PinkCutieK Hit the beach... Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 22, 2003 Location: **California here we come, right back where we started from... Posts: 976	GIVE IT UP Kerry: Okay, your oldest daughter has been in the bathroom for like an hour. Paul: An hour? What's she doing in there? Kerry: Well, we can rule out reading. ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS Bridget: Daddy, are you sure you don't need any help, Kyles great at undoing knots. Rory: (fast) And hooks and buttons and snaps. COOL PARENT Paul: A present? What is it? Rory: Slippers! Dozens and dozens of slippers that have been stuffed in my locker all week because you had to get out of the car! Paul: Ooh... sheepskin.

03-15-2003, 02:24 PM	#4
PinkCutieK Hit the beach... Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 22, 2003 Location: **California here we come, right back where we started from... Posts: 976	EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY Carter-You're not half the man wife number three turned out to be... Cate-Broccoli or zucchini girls? Bridget-For dinner? Kerry-[sarcastic] No..she's making a hat KERRY'S VIDEO Rory-[impersonation]I am not an animal Cate-Rory, are you about done? Rory-Just about. [impersonation again] I am a human being! Bridget-[grabs Rory's hair] Rory-See she IS an animal! Bridget-Kerry, why in every scene are you showing me using my looks to get something??? Daddy, make her stop!! I mean, anyone who sees this is going to think I'm shallow! Paul, Cate, Rory-[looking at the floor] Bridget-[repeats] anyone who sees this is going to think I'm shallow! Paul, Cate, Rory-[still looking at the floor] Bridget-Ohmigosh, you all think I'm shallow, don't you? Rory-Well...we're not looking at our shoes for scuff marks!

03-15-2003, 02:27 PM	#5
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	This isnt a quote, but I thought it was funny when Bridget was giving that dude a digit of her phone number every time he did her homework for her.

03-15-2003, 02:28 PM	#6
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	^In Kerry's Video Also in Kerry's Video: The Dancing scene in the beginning with Bridget: Bridget- I look hott in my hot new pants in my hott new pants im dancing around lookin really good ya want me i look hotttt in my paaants... look at me go.. Bridget- god I am so at that party... lol!

03-15-2003, 02:30 PM	#7
PinkCutieK Hit the beach... Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 22, 2003 Location: **California here we come, right back where we started from... Posts: 976	haha yea i thought the phone number thing was good too! and i liked the dancing! it was great when rory and paul joined in too!!!

03-15-2003, 02:47 PM	#8
Unwanted Angel Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 17, 2002 Posts: 12,658	Piolt Rory-Dad? Paul-What? Rory-Do you think i'm pretty? Paul-GET OUT OF HERE!!!! Kerry's date Kery-Has enyone called for me? Rory-Yeah you know that guy Jaon you went on a date with? Kerry-(excitedly) Yeah? Rory-eah he didn't call/ Cate-Go upstairs now. Rory-Awww man and we were having vegitarian Meatloaf and palenta. Rory-Kerry Jason's on the phone. Kerry-(excitedly)Really? Rory-NO!!!!(runs away)

03-15-2003, 02:50 PM	#9
PinkCutieK Hit the beach... Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 22, 2003 Location: **California here we come, right back where we started from... Posts: 976	Haha Rory is definately hilarious! DRUMMER BOY PART ONE Paul-Rick...he thought he was so hot just because he jammed that one time with the Monkees! Rory-[shakes jar] Paul-NOT NOW RORY!

03-15-2003, 02:54 PM	#10
Unwanted Angel Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 17, 2002 Posts: 12,658	Paul-Rory tell us the truth... Rory-Ok, Mom's got yearbooks

03-15-2003, 03:52 PM	#12
PinkCutieK Hit the beach... Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 22, 2003 Location: **California here we come, right back where we started from... Posts: 976	hahahaha! DRUMMER BOY PART ONE Rory-What's that? Jason-Mount fisoubias(<--i have no clue what he said lol). We're trying to show how its eruption left information for future generations to study. Rory-ohhh. Hey you know what? You could melt some of my army men to look like the slower villagers Jason-I like it! Rory-You're in luck. I was just going upstairs to melt some! lol!!!

03-15-2003, 04:00 PM	#13
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	"Kerry's Video" Bridget- Oh god I feel terrible! Kerry- Ooo a range of emotion I havent captured, Bridget! Do it again! Bridget- Oh god I feel terrible!

03-15-2003, 04:10 PM	#14
PinkCutieK Hit the beach... Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 22, 2003 Location: **California here we come, right back where we started from... Posts: 976	KERRYS VIDEO Bridget-I mean I don't wanna be shallow. I wanna be deep. Like as deep as those tubs at the parlour when they're scraping the bottom and their armpits are all pressed against the side and you're thinking "Oh God, are you gonna give me that?"

03-15-2003, 04:22 PM	#15
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	Kerry's Video I loved the part where Bridget is in biology class painting her nails! lol shes so funny