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MA · 12-30-2019, 03:25 PM

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

MA · 01-05-2020, 09:11 AM

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

MA · 01-06-2020, 07:17 AM

Oscar: I can play basketball if you need any help.
Michael: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.

MA · 01-09-2020, 09:35 AM

Stanley: This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.
Kevin: I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?
Michael: You know what, guys? Let's just enjoy lunch.
Kevin: With what? How? Sometimes, Michael, sometimes...

DA23_ROX · 01-24-2020, 02:29 PM

"How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so." Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way." ~ Michael Scott

MA · 02-05-2020, 12:42 PM

“Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did…” – Michael Scott

Ohio8 · 05-31-2023, 11:33 PM

Michael Scott: "You don't know how high I can fly."

Ohio8 · 02-10-2024, 08:00 PM

(Last line of the series.)
Pam: "There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"

TMC · 04-08-2024, 01:01 AM

The 10 Best Michael Scott Quotes in 'The Office,' Ranked

That's what he said.

MkIII · 04-11-2024, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MA

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

This line is so funny

TMC · 05-26-2024, 02:35 AM

The Office’s Guest Star Plan Could’ve Hilariously Paid Off One Of The Show’s Most Iconic Lines

A potential guest star opportunity on The Office that never panned out would have been the perfect callback to one of the sitcom's most quoted lines.

TMC · 06-24-2024, 08:52 PM

The Office: 25 Pick-Up Lines Used By The Characters

Though the show saw plenty of heartwarming romance during its run, the best Office pick-up lines ranged from sweet to truly awkward and awful.

TMC · 10-08-2024, 09:41 PM

The Office: 30 Best Quotes About Love & Romance

Though known for its comedy, Dunder Mifflin has plenty of romance and dating. Here are The Office's best quotes about love and romance.

ScrantonicityII · 10-11-2024, 12:54 PM

You're not real, man! ~ Creed

TMC · 11-11-2024, 01:20 AM

10 Best Lines in The Office That Were Totally Improvised

The Office is a home of great jokes and iconic lines, but some of the best were actually created on the fly.

12-30-2019, 03:25 PM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	The Office Quotes and Lines “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
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01-24-2020, 02:29 PM	#5
DA23_ROX Member First Time Poster Join Date: Jan 18, 2020 Location: Indiana Posts: 1	"How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so." Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way." ~ Michael Scott
	Last edited by DA23_ROX; 02-05-2020 at 12:58 PM.

05-31-2023, 11:33 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Michael Scott: "You don't know how high I can fly."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

01-05-2020, 09:11 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

01-06-2020, 07:17 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Oscar: I can play basketball if you need any help. Michael: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.

01-09-2020, 09:35 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Stanley: This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day. Kevin: I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this? Michael: You know what, guys? Let's just enjoy lunch. Kevin: With what? How? Sometimes, Michael, sometimes...

02-05-2020, 12:42 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	“Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did…” – Michael Scott

02-10-2024, 08:00 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	(Last line of the series.) Pam: "There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"

04-08-2024, 01:01 AM	#9
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 125,181	The 10 Best Michael Scott Quotes in 'The Office,' Ranked That's what he said.

05-26-2024, 02:35 AM	#11
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 125,181	The Office’s Guest Star Plan Could’ve Hilariously Paid Off One Of The Show’s Most Iconic Lines A potential guest star opportunity on The Office that never panned out would have been the perfect callback to one of the sitcom's most quoted lines.

06-24-2024, 08:52 PM	#12
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 125,181	The Office: 25 Pick-Up Lines Used By The Characters Though the show saw plenty of heartwarming romance during its run, the best Office pick-up lines ranged from sweet to truly awkward and awful.

10-08-2024, 09:41 PM	#13
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 125,181	The Office: 30 Best Quotes About Love & Romance Though known for its comedy, Dunder Mifflin has plenty of romance and dating. Here are The Office's best quotes about love and romance.

10-11-2024, 12:54 PM	#14
ScrantonicityII Member First Time Poster Join Date: Oct 11, 2024 Location: Mid Atlantic Region, USA Posts: 1	You're not real, man! ~ Creed

11-11-2024, 01:20 AM	#15
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 125,181	10 Best Lines in The Office That Were Totally Improvised The Office is a home of great jokes and iconic lines, but some of the best were actually created on the fly.