One Big Happy Family

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Hey My Ex-Boyfriend is back...from the dead(aka I Hear Voices)

(In Chris' bedroom)

Lilly:I wanna thank you Chris

Chris:For what?

Lilly:Well you're the first real boyfriend I've had in years

Chris:I guess that was a compliment

Lilly:Well it all start with my ex-boyfriend Lance Crawford.He was a great guy who was my first serious boyfriend but a while after that,he started treating me like crap

Chris:I guess he was only after one thing

Lilly:I guess so.So a month after that,he died and then I thought I might as while put out to guys I date.But then I met you and you showed me that I can again get into a relationship and not have to always have sex with you to make to happy.

Chris:It's true.

Lilly:So as a token of my appreciation,I'll stay the night with you.

Chris:You're the best girlfriend ever!

(they start making out)

(the next day)

Jack:Hey Larry.What do you have there?

Larry:I have a turkey and I got it from an old friend of mine

Voice:Who gave Larry the Turkey?Was it Lana?Cindy?CHrissy?

Jack:Then I'll call Nathan to let him know that he doesn't have to worry about buying a turkey

Larry:Why?

Zack: Didn't you hear?Nathan & Haley invited us to their house for Thanksgiving

Terri:Yeah.And it'll be nice for a change

Jack:I'm glad because last Thanksgiving,I tripped and I burned my hands and my clusters and I'm not talking about the food.

(at the Taylors)

Janet:Haley,it's so nice of you & Nathan invite us all for Thanksgiving

Haley:You're welcome.I thought that we've all gotten so close due to CHris dating Lilly

Nathan:Plus he's been a good influence on Lilly.She's no longer dating guy after guy after guy

(in the living room)

Jenny:Wow.You've got a great house Lilly

Greg:Yeah

Lilly:Thanks.We've been here since I was born

TV:The Marine will be seen later tonight but now we return to the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Voice:Who framed Roger Rabbit?Was it Mr.Furley ?The Ropers?Felipe?

Lilly:I gotta get my cell phone just in case I get that job offer from the department store(she does and as she opens the door,Lance is in there)Lance!

(End Of Scene)

Lance:Hello Lilly

Lilly:What are you doing here?I thought you were dead?

Lance:I jumped out of the burnin building before it blew up

Lilly:Why are you here?

Lance:I came to take you back

Lilly:No.You had all the time in the world to come back to me which forced me to become easy until around two years ago.Plus I'm already in a relationship with a great guy.

Lance:Come on.You could never say no to me

Chris:I gotta go see why Lilly isn't back yet(goes up to see Lance & Lilly kissing)Hey!

Lilly:Chris!

Chris:Who is this guy?

Lilly:Lance

Chris:I thought he was dead

Lance:I'm alive and who are you?

Chris:I'm Chris Tripper.Lilly's boyfriend.Now you've got two options.Option A:You get out of here and nobody gets hurt,Option B:I make you

Lance:Option B

Chris:Wrong choice(Superkicks him out of the window )

Lilly:Chris!

Chris:He should've chose option A.

(they look out of the window and he's gone)

Lilly:Where'd he go?

Chris:I have no clue,Lilly.What were you doing kissing him anyway

Lilly:I don't know and he kissed me

Chris:Lets just go eat dinner and we'll talk about this later

Lilly:OK.I gotta get the saliva from Lance's mouth being in it

Chris:Alright

(Downstairs everyone's saying what they're thankful for)

Zack:Where have you been?

Chris:Upstairs

Kate:Well I'm done saying what I'm thankful for.

Chris:I'll go next.I'm thankful that Lance Crawford is dead and wasn't making out with with Lilly in her bedroom

All:

Jenny:Wow Chris.That was very....dark

Greg:And specific

(Lilly comes down)

Lilly:I got the job!I'm now working at JC Penny

Haley:That's great Lilly

Nathan:Yeah.Good for you

(Next day)

(Chris comes to JC Penny to visit Lilly and sees her with Lance)

Chris:Hey Lilly.....and Lance?

Lilly:I've got some terrible news.I'm breaking up with you

Chris:What?We've been together for over two years

Lance: (looks into Lilly's eyes)Does that matter?

Lilly:I'm still breaking up with you

(End Of Scene)

(at the Dallas')

(Chris comes in mad)

Jenny:Hey Chris.Do you think this is funny?Greg thinks it's stupid

Chris: (looks at it)I hate it

Jenny:Come on.The dog is at a complaint department saying "I can't catch my tail when I'm chasing it"

Chris:It still stinks

Greg:I told ya

Jenny:Oh yeah?How about you write one

Chris:OK(erases what she said and writes something else)read

Jenny: The Dog says "my girlfriend's a slut"?

Greg:Now that's a complaint

Jenny:What was that all about?

Chris:Lance Crawford isn't dead and all of the sudden he looks Lilly in the eyes and she breaks up with me

Jenny:That's terrible

Greg:I got something that'll cheer ya up

Chris:What?

Greg:Well when I get bored,I always prank call that Regal Beagle place that our parents go to.Watch(calls the Regal Beagle)

Mike The Bartender:Hello?I check.Amanda Hugnkiss?I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss.Why can't I find Amanda Hugnkiss?

Larry:Maybe your standards are too high

(they start laughing

Mike The Bartender:Not again!Listen you.One day I'll find out who you are and tear you in half
(hangs up)
Greg:Feel better now?

Chris:No.(phone rings)Now what?Hello?Yes this is Chris Tripper.Who is this?Alright I'll be there.

Jenny:Who was that?

Chris:Some guy that said he knows how I can get Lilly back.You two better come with me just in case this guy's trouble

(at the park)

Chris:Who are you?

Tim:I'm Tim Lewis and I know something about Lance that has a way to get Lilly to devlop feelings for him.He's got some type of Jedi mind trick

Chris:So you're saying that he can get Lilly to love him?

Tim:No.I said to develop feelings for him.Nobody has control over the human heart.All you have to do is find out if Lilly loves you and find out who gave him the Jedi type power

Voice:Who gave him the Jedi mind trick power?Was it Vince McMahon ?Darth Vader?The Devil?

Tim: (looking up in the sky)Who is that talking?

Chris:I have no clue

(at JC Penny)

Chris:Lilly.I've gotta talk to you

Lilly:OK

Chris:You've gotta tell me the truth

Lilly:Ok

Chris:Lilly,do you love me?

Lilly:Um yeah.Yes I love you

Chris:This is great(kisses her).Oh and one more thing.THis guy Tim told me that Lance got this Jedi mind trick power.So you've gotta fight him of.Don't see him or talk to him.

Lilly:But he knows where I work

Chris:We'll get new jobs

Lilly:But he knows where I live

Chris:We'll move to Vegas.There are so many people there that he won't find us

(Lilly's phone rings)

Lilly:Hello?(to Chris)It's Lance

Chris:Oh geez

Lilly:Oh that was Chris

Chris:Oh my God

Lilly:We were just talking about running away together .TO Las Vegas .No Lance I'm not trying get you upset.Lance calm down!(looks the the left and sees some dressed as Freedy Crouger)Oh my God!(it starts going after Lilly)Chris!

(Chris Spears it)

Chris:Lets go through this vent(they do).We made it.Wait.Where does Lance live?

Lilly:He lives in apartment 301 at that place where your mom,Jack,Janet & Larry used to live at.Why?

Chris:No time to explain(runs and calls Greg).Greg I'm at JC Penny.Come pick me up.We've got something to do

(Chris,Greg & Jenny are at Lance's apartment)

Greg:What are we doing here?

Chris:Lance somehow turns himself into Freddy Crouger when he gets mad at someone.I've gotta protect Lilly who is the woman I love

Lance: (opens the door)I thought it was you.(they're inside)Just walk away Chris.You can't win Lilly back.I've got the devil on my side

Jenny:You sold your soul?

Lance:Yeah?So?

Greg: Don't you know anything?There's always a catch

Chris:He gave you the power to get Lilly to fall for you but you forgot to ask him to make her stop loving me

Lance:She still loves you?

Chris:Yep

Lance:Oh my God!(start hitting himself)I'm stupid!Stupid!Stupid!

Greg:Hey don't hit yourself

Jenny:Yeah.There's no call for that

Lance:I guess my dad was right.I do one bonehead move over another.I failed my driver's test 10 times

Chris:Everybody makes mistakes

Lance:I gave money to my friends to borrow but they never paid me back

Greg:You're trusting

Lance:I MADE A PASS AT MY STEP SISTER

All: Ewww

(All of the th sudden,Lance hanging in the air)

Chris:I think we better go

(before they could,the Freddie Crouger look alike jumps out of him)

Greg:Holy crap!

Jenny: Don't just stand there,grab Lance and run to the nearest room!

(they run to Lance's bedroom)

Lance:What is that thing?!

Chris:It's you!

Lance:Not it's not!

Greg:It's your anger.You've gotta calm down!

Lance: I can't calm down!I'm pathetic!

Jenny:Quick.Someone call for help.My cell phone has no bars

Chris:Mine's in the car

Greg:Mine's at home

Jenny:Now who will save us?

Voice:Who will save them?The Hurricane?Batista?DX?

Lance:Who is that?

Chris:I don't know but it's really starting to get on my nerves!

Greg:Hey you've got a trophy.That must make you feel better

Lance:It's for attendace.Come on you big monster!Come & get me!(Greg knocks him out with the trophy and the monster disappears)

Jenny:He doesn't look so good

Chris:All that matters is that we can leave and I can go see Lilly

(Lance sits up mad and the Freddy Creugor appears again and comes after them)

All:Ahhh!

(Chris wakes up)

Chris:Ahhh!

Lilly:What's wrong?

Chris:I had a dream your ex-boyfriend Lance was still alive and he sold his sole to the devil to get you back but he realized that he made a mistake after me,Jenny & Greg went over to his house and told him that he forgot to ask him to have you stop loving me.Then he got really angry and all of the sudden this monster that looked like Freddy Creugor jumped out of him and attacked us.

Lilly:No more Nightmare on Elm Street for you.Plus nobody can stop me from loving you

Chris:And nobody can stop me from loving you

END

Starring

Zack Tripper..........Chris Klein

Terri Tripper...........Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper............John Ritter

Janet Tripper...........Joyce DeWitt

CHris Tripper............Sam Huntington

Jenny Tripper............Amanda Bynes

Lilly Taylor................Kristen Bell

Larry Dallas................Richard Kline

Kate Dallas.................Pam Dawber

Greg Dallas.................Nick Zano

Guest Starring

Bethany Joy Galeotti......Haley Taylor

James Lafferty............Nathan Taylor

Jason Dohring.............Lance Crawford

Bret Harrison..............Voice

Brad Blaisdell..............Mike The Bartender

Antwon Tanner..........Tim Lewis

Voices-Rev.Theory

I'm In Love With A Girl-Gavin Degraw

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The Ball
(Doorbell)
Zack:Why do I feel death arriving?

Jack: (opens the door)Mom!

Zack:So that's why

Janet:Hello Mother Tripper

Mrs.Tripper:Hello dear(turns to Zack)Zachary

Zack: Auntie.And it's Zack!

Jack:Why are you here?

Mrs.Tripper:I'm here because I'm hosting a ball and I'm hoping my beautiful Grandaughter would be involved in it

Janet:I don't know if Jenny's interested

Mrs.Tripper:It's my last wish because I'm dying

Jack:Oh no my Mommy is ill

Zack:Grow up Jack.It's sad but you're around 40 years old.Stop saying mommy like a little boy

Terri:What's going on?

Zack:Honey.The witch is dying and her last wish is for Jenny to be part of the ball she's hosting

Terri:That's terrible.I'll get Chris to go to it as well

Mrs.Tripper:That would be wonderful

End Of Scene

Jack:Jenny

Jenny:Yes Dad?

Jack:Your Mother & I have something to tell you

Jenny:What is it?

Jack:There is a ball coming up that Mommy....I mean your Grandma is hosting and it's her dying wish that you'd be part of it

Chris:Is Dad gonna be singing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"?

Janet:No.ANd she would like you too Chris to be part of it

Chris: Damn!

Jenny:Can Greg come?

Chris:And Lilly too?

Jack:I don't suppose why not?

Both:Yes!(Jenny & Chris high five each other)

(later)

Chris:Auntie this is my girlfriend Lilly Taylor.She's the daughter of a cop and a teacher

Lilly:Hi

Jenny:And this is my boyfriend Greg Dallas.He's the son of a used car salesman and a stay at home mom

Greg:Hi

Mrs.Tripper:Hello to you both

Greg:I'm getting thirsty so I'll get a glass of water

(in the kitchen)

Mrs.Tripper:Are you excited about the ball Gregory?

Greg:Um yeah

Mrs.Tripper:Well I was thinking that you should stay at home and miss the ball

Greg:What do you mean?

Mrs.Tripper:I mean it doesn't seem like your lifestyle

Greg:What?

Mrs.Tripper:You being the son of a used car salesman doesn't seem like you'd prefer to not be part of this event and with my grandaughter.So why don't you just leave now before it's too late

Jenny:What's going on?

Greg:I'll tell you what's going on?

Mrs.Tripper:

Greg:We were just talking about how great it is for me to be your escort

Mrs.Tripper:

End Of Scene

(at the used car lot)

Larry:Hey Mrs.Tripper

Mrs.Tripper:Lawrence

Larry:So what can I do for you

Mrs.Tripper:I'd like to buy these cars

Larry:That's great

Mrs.Tripper:But only if you get your son to not be Jennifer's escort

Larry:Excuse me?

Mrs.Tripper:He is not the type of person I want her to date

Larry:Of course he is.He's bright,handsome,great personality and knows how to treat the ladies.He's like me

Mrs.Tripper:It's his lifestyle being the son of a used car salesman isn't the type of person to be part of my ball.So think a bout it.If I know you well,I believe that is what you love more than anything besides women.

(later)

Larry:Hey Greg.I've got something to talk to you about

Greg:What Dad?

Larry:Jack's Mom told me that she is willing to buy every car in the car lot if I get you to not go to the ball with Jenny and I made up my mind....you're going to the ball

Greg:Are you sure you're my Dad?

Larry:Yes

Katie:WHat's going on here?

Greg:Jack's Mom offered to buy every used car in his lot if I get our son to not go to the ball with Jenny and he chose to have me go to the ball with Jenny instead of taking the money

Katie:WHo are you and what have you done to my husband?

Larry:Why can't anyone believe that I've grown up?

(later)

Jenny:Greg the ball isn't for a while

Greg:I have to talk to you

Jenny:OK

Greg:Jenny,your Grandma came by the used car lot where my Dad works

Jenny:So she could buy a car?

Greg:No.SHe wanted to to buy all the cars so my Dad would talk me out of going to the ball with you.Zack's right.She is a witch

Jenny:Greg,that's my Grandma you're talking about.

Greg:I know but it's the truth.

Jenny:If you're gonna act this way maybe we shouldn't go to the ball together

Greg:Maybe we shouldn't(leaves)

Mrs.Tripper:Should I call another guy to be your escort?

Jenny:Sure

End Of Scene

(at the ball)

Chris:Wow Lilly.You look beautiful

Lilly:Thanks.I can't wait for you rip it off of me later

Chris:You read my mind but lets dance for a while before we do that

(at the Dallases)

Larry:What's wrong?

Greg:Jenny & I had a fight when she didn't believe me about what happened between you & her Grandma.Now I know how she felt when I was working at Best Buy and didn't believe her when she told me that my boss wanted to steal me away from her.
(phone rings)Hello?Ok I'll be right there.Gotta go

(later)

Jack:Listen Greg.Mommy...I mean my Mom was wrong for you to not want you to be my daughter's date.You belong with her.Now come with me to the ball

(meanwhile at the ball)

Craig:Are you having fun,Jenny?

Jenny:Yeah.But I just got alot on my mind

Craig:I'm just glad your Grandma told me to come here last week

Jenny:Last week?She called you today?(goes to Mrs.Tripper)How come Craig told me that you called him last week when you called him today?

Mrs.Tripper:Well you see...

Jenny:I just got one question.Are you even ill?

Mrs.Tripper:No.But with all the drinking & smoking,I could me

Jenny:How could you do this?I stood up to Greg for you.

Mrs.Tripper:You see woman has to earn the right to create her own rules

Jenny:Things aren't the same when you were growing up,Grandma

Mrs.Tripper: (looks over Jenny's shoulder)You may be right about that dear

(Jenny turns around and sees Greg who takes by the hand on to the dance floor,twirls her around,dips her and kisses her)

End Of Scene

Zack:That was some ball

Terri:Yeah.A little old fashion but fun

Jack:Zack you were right.My Mom isn't always right about everything

Zack:It's about time

Lilly:I'm tired

Chris:I'll take you home

Lilly:I'm not that tired (they leave to the car)

(outside)

Jenny:Greg,I'm so sorry that I didn't believe you about my Grandma

Greg:It's ok.Now I know how you felt when I was working at Best Buy and I didn't believe you about my boss wanting to steal me away from you.

Jenny:How about later we make up like we did that night

Greg:You read my mind(they start making out)

END

Zack Tripper..........Chris Klein

Terri Tripper...........Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper............John Ritter

Janet Tripper...........Joyce DeWitt

CHris Tripper............Sam Huntington

Jenny Tripper............Amanda Bynes

Lilly Taylor................Kristen Bell

Larry Dallas................Richard Kline

Kate Dallas.................Pam Dawber

Greg Dallas.................Nick Zano

Guest Stars
Georgann Johnson........Mrs.Tripper

Chad Michael Murray.....Craig Holcomb

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Graduation Or No Graduation?That Is The Question
(Jenny & Greg have been framed for a crime that they didn't do and it might cause them to not graduate)

Judge:Order!Order!Jenny Tripper & Greg Dallas.You two have been accused of stealing the answer guides for each subject in the school.How do you plead?

Greg:Not guilty

Jenny:Same here.Plus I no longer go to this school

Kate:Can you believe our son could do such a thing?

Larry:Calm down.I know he didn't do it.I have that feeling in my gut and I hope this trial will prove it

Jack:We definently know that our baby didn't do it

Janet:Yeah.She doesn't even go to this school anymore

Zack:Lets just hope everything goes right and they're innocent

Terri:Yeah

Sarah:Your honor how can you believe these two are not guilty?You saw the tape of them stealing the books.What else is there to prove that they're guilty?

Brandon:Wait.You haven't heard their side of the story(to himself)please God let us win this case

(later)

(James Mastro at the stand)

Sarah:Now James you are in charge of the AV room and there's a camera where the answer books are in.What did you see?

James:I saw Jenny & Greg taking the answer guides and it was caught on camera.Idiots

(next witness)

Brandon:Now Georgina.We know that Greg goes to the school but why do you think Jenny would want to steal the books

Georgina:Well you see I believe that she's still mad that she was forced to leave the school and I'm the one who made her want to go to another school

Jenny:You're just mad about that one day when I kicked (Greg covers her mouth)

(End of Scene)

Sarah:Now lets get the thieves to the stand.Greg Dallas I call you to the stands.(he does)Now Greg you say that you & your pretty girlfriend were not guilty of this robbery?

Greg:That's right

Sarah:And you think that we should just let you two go just because the both of you say you're innoncent?

Greg:That'd be nice

Sarah:Well that's not gonna happen!

Brandon:Your honor.I object to that remark

Sarah:Fine.He's your witness

Brandon:Ok.Now Greg if you say that you & Jenny didn't do it,then what were you two really doing that night?

Jenny:Uh oh

Lilly:What's a matter?

Jenny:I just hope that we don't get in trouble for what we really did

Chris:What was that?

Brandon:Now Greg.Again what were you & Ms.Tripper doing?Remember you swore on the bible

Greg:Fine.OUr parents were away and we went to my house and slept together

Jack:Why you little(Zack & Larry hold him from trying to hurt Greg)

(later)

Sarah:Now your honor.Mr.Dallas and Ms.Tripper may have said that say said what they did that night,but what about the tape?

Chris:Wait a minute!

Lilly:What?

CHris:Lilly hand me my lap top.

Lilly:OK(does so)

CHris:Your honor.I have proof about the tape

(he goes to the stand)

Brandon:Now Chris what is your proof?

(Chris hooks up his lap top to the the camera and turns on the TV)

Chris:Well it's easy.This is the video that we've seen

Sarah:And we've seen Mr.Dallas & Ms.Tripper walk out with the answer books

Chris:But can we trust our eyes?(plays with the keys and puts a picture of Jack & Larry from a video onto the TV)

Brandon:See you were wrong.Their dads took the answer books

All

Chris:No they didn't.I just took a copy of part of our vacation video,downloaded it on to my computer and inserted it in the video.Watch this(shows a picture of two of the WWE Divas and puts Jack & Larry's heads on to the bodys)

All:

Jack&Larrymg:

Judge:That's amazing

Sarah:Your honor this is amusing but what's the point of this?

Chris:The point is that the people who rob the store could've got a duplicate of Jenny & Greg's clothes,took the books and all they had to do was put their heads in place of their's

All:

Sarah:Ok but you can't prove that

Chris:Wrong future super model lady.The robbers replace their faces coming in but going out,they passed a mirror that caught their reflections which showed the identities of the real robbers(zooming in seeing James & Georgina's faces)James Mastro & Georgina Sparks!

(Georgina & James try to run out but are caught by the principle)

Judge:I pleed Jenny Tripper & Greg Dallas not guilty

(They all cheer)

Principle:Now what do you have to say about your behavior?

Georgina:I was just trying to get the answers to the test and get back at Jenny for humiliating me

PRinciple:And you?

James:I'm James Mastro

(End of Scene)

Greg:I can't believe we graduated

Jenny:Same here.And we couldn't have done it without you Chris

Greg:Yeah.Thanks for saving us.

Lilly:You're awesome Chris(kisses him)

Chris:Well you know.What can I say

Jack:I'm just gonna miss you Jenny

Janet:Yeah

Larry:And we're gonna miss you Greg

Kate:Yeah.Make us proud

Terri:Quit smothering them

Zack:Yeah.UCLA isn't that far away

Greg:We'll come visit once in a while

Jenny:Yeah.And you can come visit us too

Greg:Unless we're at a party

Jenny:Chris,Lilly good luck being seniors

Greg:ANd don't worry.James & Georgina won't be bothering you.They're in juvey

Jenny:Well we better get going.Bye

All:Bye

(They drive off as the adults watch)

Jack:Off you go

END

Starring
Zack Tripper..........Chris Klein

Terri Tripper...........Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper............John Ritter

Janet Tripper...........Joyce DeWitt

CHris Tripper............Sam Huntington

Jenny Tripper............Amanda Bynes

Lilly Taylor................Kristen Bell

Larry Dallas................Richard Kline

Kate Dallas.................Pam Dawber

Greg Dallas.................Nick Zano

Guest Stars

Georgina SParks..........Michelle Trachtenberg

James Mastro.............Colby Johannson

Sarah........................Jessica Stroup

Brandon.....................Ryan Reynolds

Judge........................Tara Reid

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Zack Tripper......Chris Klein

Terri Tripper.......Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper........John Ritter

Janet Tripper......Joyce DeWitt

CHris Tripper............Sam Huntington

Jenny Tripper............Amanda Bynes

Christy Taylor............Allison Munn

Lilly Taylor................Kristen Bell

Larry Dallas................Richard Kline

Kate Dallas.................Pam Dawber

Greg Dallas.................Nick Zano

[Chain Gang Member]

Chris Klein who played Zack actually did appear on a episode of Smackdown in 2002 along with LL Cool J & Rebecca Romijn Stamos to promote Roller Ball

Amanda Bynes & Nick Zano who played Jenny Tripper & Greg Dallas not only played another couple on What I Like About You(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUFnoFuHbW8) which also starred Allison Munn who played Christy,but Amanda & Nick did date in real life(reason for break up is unknown)

Sam Huntington who played Chris Tripper actually did appear on a couple episodes of Veronica Mars starring Kristen Bell who plays Lilly Taylor.Lilly is also the name of Veronica's murdered friend in season 1

Amanda Seyfried who played Greg's boss in THe Job and Jason Dohring who played Lilly's ex-boyfriend in Hey My Boyfriend's Back From The Dead co-starred with Kristen Bell on Veronica Mars

Sam Huntington played a part in Not Another Teenage Movie as a character that mimmicked the character Chris Klein played in the first two American Pie movies

Michelle Trachtenberg who plays Georgina Sparks actually is the same name of the character she played in Gossip Girl

The episode The Passing Of A True Friend was made the week of Eddie Guerrero's Death(RIP )

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That was awesome. I loved it. Thanks for sharing.

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Lost Episode
Greg Takes Steroids
(Greg's in the hospital after his first wrestling match)
Greg:I can't believe I hurt my arm in my first match

Jenny:Come on Greg.Cheer up

Greg:But I lost

Coach:But you showed that you're not the type of person who gives up and that's awesome

Chris:Plus it was our principle's fault for shouting "hold on to your hopes & dreams" without you knowing it meant to keep him in the full nelson

(Zack,Terri,Jack,Janet,Larry & Katie come in)

Katie: Oh is my baby ok?

Larry:Katie you're embarassing him

Greg:Yeah mom.You're embarrassing me infront of my friends and my girlfriend

Jenny: Don't worry Greg

Chris:Yeah.Moms do that all the time

Terri:We do not

Zack: Oh come one Terri.Remember when Chris was in 1st grade,you shouted "I love you" to him which caused him to get into a fight during recess?

Chris:At least he never bother me again after giving him a bloody nose

Jack:And Janet didn't Jenny get into a cat fight that year as well

Janet: Ok.We get it already

(Doctor comes in)

Doctor: Ok.Don't worry Greg.There are no broken bones so you can still wrestle your next match

Coach:Awesome!

Doctor:Just put an ice pack and move it around so it doesn't get stiff

Greg:Thank you God

Doctor:Now if you're parents sign your release form,you may go

(next day Greg is in the weight room)

Trainer:Good but it seems like you're hurting a little

Greg:Well I hurt my arm the other day but it's getting better.Wait.Who are you?

Trainer:I'm one of the trainers here and I'm here to help.All you need to do is take these(holds steroids)

Greg:Steroids?I don't think so

Trainer: Just take them and think about it

(End Of Scene)

Larry:Wow.You guys our son has been doing great

Jack:We know Larry.But he's been acting strange

Katie:What do you mean?

(in the living room)

Greg:IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M LATE FOR PRACTICE!

Jenny:Greg calm down

Greg:COACH IS GONNA KILL ME!(smashes lamp)

(they run into the living room)

Janet:What is going on here?

Greg:I knocked over a lamp.Don't worry because I'll pay for it

Janet:I don't care about the lamp.You don't yell at my daughter like that

Greg:This is between me & Jenny

Jack:No.This is between me & you now

Greg:

Jenny:Greg don't

(Greg runs out slams the door)

Janet:I've never seen Greg act like this

Jenny:He's been this way since the day after he came home the hospital

Zack:Mood swings,agressivness,smashing things.Either he's doing drugs or he's Randy Orton

Jenny:Greg's too smart to do that

(Jack goes through Greg's bag and find the steroids)

Jack:What's this?

Zack:The boy's doing steroids

(End of Scene)

(Greg's unconscious in the weight room)

Cena:Hello Chris Benoit

Greg:What?John Cena?What are you doing here?

Cena:Sometime I'm one of the athletes that come into dreams to help out when they need it.Chris',Jenny's and some of others you care about

Greg:What do you mean?

Cena:Why are you doing steroids?

Greg:So I can get bigger

Cena:You don't need steroids to do that.Just do what I do.Lift weights,run around the track,etc.It might be more work but that way you can have your head up high and your manhood down low because it'll shrink if you keep doing what you're doing

Greg:Thank's Cena

Cena:No problem

(Greg wakes up in a hospital bed)

Greg:Where am I?

Larry:In the hospital.Your coach found you unconscious in the weight room

Coach:They told me you've been doing steroids.Not awesome Greg.If you continue to use them,I'm gonna kick you off the team

Greg: Don't worry.I'm done using them because I realized what they can do to me.So throw them away because I don't need them anymore

Jenny:Good for you Greg(kisses him)

Greg:Thanks.Oh and Jenny.One more thing

Jenny:What's that?

Greg:Stop dreaming about John Cena!

Jenny:

END

Starring
Zack Tripper..........Chris Klein

Terri Tripper...........Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper............John Ritter

Janet Tripper...........Joyce DeWitt

CHris Tripper............Sam Huntington

Jenny Tripper............Amanda Bynes

Lilly Taylor................Kristen Bell

Larry Dallas................Richard Kline

Kate Dallas.................Pam Dawber

Greg Dallas.................Nick Zano

Guest Stars

Coach.......................Ryan McPartlin

Doctor.......................Justin Hartley

Trainer.......................Ray Wise

John Cena...................Himself

[Chain Gang Member]

Lost Episode
Green With Envy
(Greg is worried about relationship with Jenny due to her spending so much time with project partner)
Greg:Chris where's Jenny?
Chris:Up in her room with Grant.Why?
Greg:I just wanna see so I can apologize for being so jealous(goes upstairs and is about to open Jenny's door)
Grant: (on the other side of the door)wow that was great.I never did this before but it was great doing it with you
Greg:
Jenny:I know but you deserve more credit since did most of the work
Greg: I knew!(opens the the door with rage)
Jenny:Greg what are you doing?
Greg:I know what you two are you up to
Jenny:Building a volcano
Greg:Oh right.Well I do know that I believe Grant is trying to take you away from me and to these guys as well(goes to the posters on her wall).That's right I'm on to you John Cena,Randy Orton,John Morrison,male wrestler I don't know
Jenny:That's AJ Styles and you are acting crazy because there is nothing going on between me & Grant
Greg:How is that impossible?What reason could there be that he wouldn't be interested in a beautiful woman like you?
Grant:Because I'm gay
Greg:You're what?
Grant:Gay,boy crazy,me like the fellas
Greg:Oh
Grant:Anyway I better go now and take the volcano with me.Bye(leaves)
Greg:Well that was embarassing
Jenny:Greg what is wrong with you?Coming into my bedroom like a loonatic.Don't you trust me?
Greg:I do.It's the fact that sometimes when I'm not with you,I worry alot because I love you which causes me to worry alot and I wanna find any way to keep you in my life as my girlfriend
Jenny:I love you too and if you wanna keep me as your girlfriend,you have to remember to trust me and know that nobody will take me away from you
Greg:I'll try
Jenny:You know with everyone out of the house now and we're all alone,I think it's about time we make up
Greg:You don't have to ask me twice(the make out on her bed)

END

Starring
Zack Tripper..........Chris Klein

Terri Tripper...........Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper............John Ritter

Janet Tripper...........Joyce DeWitt

CHris Tripper............Sam Huntington

Jenny Tripper............Amanda Bynes

Lilly Taylor................Kristen Bell

Larry Dallas................Richard Kline

Kate Dallas.................Pam Dawber

Greg Dallas.................Nick Zano

Guest Stars

Grant Matthews..........Kyle Riabko

[luvzjohn101]

Chris Klein looks nothing like John Ritter! How could you pick him to play Zack?

[Chain Gang Member]

Originally Posted by luvzjohn101

Chris Klein looks nothing like John Ritter! How could you pick him to play Zack?

Zack is Jack's cousin.Not his brother

[luvzjohn101]

Originally Posted by Chain Gang Member

Zack is Jack's cousin.Not his brother

That is true, but now that I look at Chris Klein I can see why you picked him to play Jack's cousin.