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Old 01-13-2001, 07:11 PM   #16
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On behalf of my friend I think it might be nice if you would wait until Monday and ask iluvfacts14 if you can finish it for her. All i'm saying is wait... You'll live. she's gone for the weekend so it would be nice if you asked her

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(we rejoin Nat, Ellie, Mrs. G., Beverly Ann, Bruce, Pippa, and Andy........they have just found out that Ellie is Snake's daughter and everyone is standing in an uncomfortable silence)

Jo: Mrs. G., did you know you're outta beer?

Mrs. G.: Don't be silly Jo, you know that I don't keep beer...... (does a doubletake) Jo!!! (runs over to her and hugs her) It's so great to see you!!!

Jo: Hey Mrs. G.! Hey everyone!

(chorus of hello's, hi's, etc.)

Mrs. G.: Where's your husband, Rick? I've heard so much about him! I'd love to meet him!

Jo: He's at the hotel with Erica Rose, Josef, and Edward. I just had to come over here and see everyone!!

Natalie: That would be a brilliant idea, if everyone was here.......

Jo: Let me guess....Blair's gonna be fashionably late, as always. I thought Tootie would at least be here by now....

Andy: That;s true....I wonder where she is....

Natalie: Oh Jo! I forgot to introduce you to my daughter.....Jo this is Ellie, Ellie this is Jo.

Jo: Hey! Let me guess, you're twelve going on thirteen....

Ellie: Right! How'd you know?

Jo: lucky guess.....

(by this time everyone's sitting except for Jo)
(doorbell rings)
(Jo runs over and opens the door)

Jo: Casey!

Casey: Hey Jo! Hi everyone!

Natalie: Mrs. G., thats Blair's husband....

Mrs. G.: Oh, hi!

Jo: Where's Blair?

Casey: Isn't she here?

Jo: No....but, who do you have with you?

Casey: You guys remember Bailey, right?

Natalie: How could we forget? That was one Christmas to remember....

Andy: And I swear it wasn't my fault that I lost you at the theatre!

Bailey: I believe it was....I was only three!

Beverly Ann: And look at you! All grown-up!

Bailey: Well..I AM 15, I'll be 16 this Christmas

Jo: Wow! Where DOES the time go? Is there anyone else, Casey?

Casey: Yep, my and Blair's son, Jason, and our daughter Joanna!

Jo: A kid, named after ME?!?!?

Blair: Don't be silly Jo, we call her Anna, do you think I need another Jo?

Everybody: Blair!!

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great!!

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Nat: Hello sailor!

Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes...
Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them
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Originally Posted by iluvfacts14
(we rejoin Nat, Ellie, Mrs. G., Beverly Ann, Bruce, Pippa, and Andy........they have just found out that Ellie is Snake's daughter and everyone is standing in an uncomfortable silence)

Jo: Mrs. G., did you know you're outta beer?

Mrs. G.: Don't be silly Jo, you know that I don't keep beer...... (does a doubletake) Jo!!! (runs over to her and hugs her) It's so great to see you!!!

Jo: Hey Mrs. G.! Hey everyone!

(chorus of hello's, hi's, etc.)

Mrs. G.: Where's your husband, Rick? I've heard so much about him! I'd love to meet him!

Jo: He's at the hotel with Erica Rose, Josef, and Edward. I just had to come over here and see everyone!!

Natalie: That would be a brilliant idea, if everyone was here.......

Jo: Let me guess....Blair's gonna be fashionably late, as always. I thought Tootie would at least be here by now....

Andy: That;s true....I wonder where she is....

Natalie: Oh Jo! I forgot to introduce you to my daughter.....Jo this is Ellie, Ellie this is Jo.

Jo: Hey! Let me guess, you're twelve going on thirteen....

Ellie: Right! How'd you know?

Jo: lucky guess.....

(by this time everyone's sitting except for Jo)
(doorbell rings)
(Jo runs over and opens the door)

Jo: Casey!

Casey: Hey Jo! Hi everyone!

Natalie: Mrs. G., thats Blair's husband....

Mrs. G.: Oh, hi!

Jo: Where's Blair?

Casey: Isn't she here?

Jo: No....but, who do you have with you?

Casey: You guys remember Bailey, right?

Natalie: How could we forget? That was one Christmas to remember....

Andy: And I swear it wasn't my fault that I lost you at the theatre!

Bailey: I believe it was....I was only three!

Beverly Ann: And look at you! All grown-up!

Bailey: Well..I AM 15, I'll be 16 this Christmas

Jo: Wow! Where DOES the time go? Is there anyone else, Casey?

Casey: Yep, my and Blair's son, Jason, and our daughter Joanna!

Jo: A kid, named after ME?!?!?

Blair: Don't be silly Jo, we call her Anna, do you think I need another Jo?

Everybody: Blair!!

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This was great. I hope it's not too late to add more.
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