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12-26-2000, 09:00 PM
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The Facts of A Reunion (fanfic, script, etc.)
This was previously posted under "Reunion Fanfic" originally posted 12-24-00 I've added more...
The Facts of a Reunion June 2001 -On Plane- (camera focuses in on Tootie who is looking out the window) (camera zooms out as two children race down the aisle towards the back of the plane) (seconds later, a stewardess escorts them back to the two empty seats beside Tootie) Stewardess: Um, miss? I believe that your two children need to stay seated, as they have been running around this plane SINCE THE FLIGHT BEGAN! Tootie: (slowly and thoughtlessly) I'm sorry...... It won't happen again...... (Stewardess gives angry look and walks off) Lydia (around nine or ten with the classic Tootie pigtails): (whispers to her brother, around six years old) Gosh, Bry, mom sure doesn't seem like herself! She didn't even look this way! (louder, to Tootie) Uhhh, mom? Why are we going to New York again? (this obviously brings Tootie back to reality) Tootie: Lydia, remember all those people that I'm always talking about? Lydia: Yeah, Blair, Natalie, Jo, Mrs. G., Beverly Ann, Andy, Pippa, George... Tootie: (cutting her off) So you do remember! Well, I haven't seen them in thirteen years! That's why we're going to N.Y., to meet them! Lydia: I still don't see why Bry and I had to come, too! And why doesn't dad hafta suffer? Tootie: You know that he couldn't get off work... Besides, summer is the best time for marine biologists to work! (Lydia looks unhappy) -Airport- (Airport Announcer: Plane 337 to Atlanta, now boarding in section D5) (Tootie, Lydia, and Bryson walk out of terminal to baggage claim. Right as Tootie reaches our for her bag, a blonde woman grabs it instead) Tootie: Hey! That's mine! (woman turns around) Tootie: BLAIR?!?!? Blair: Hey Tootie! Of course it's me! (fluffs hair, just like in the old days) Tootie: (obviously in shock) BLAIR?!?!? I thought you'd look, well, different! You look the exact same! Blair: I know, I know. I'm STILL beautiful! Isn't it fabulous? Tootie: (sarcastically) Very fabulous! (idea finally dawns on her) How did you know I'd be here? And can I have my suitcase, PLEASE? (yanks it away) Blair: Well, it's sorta complicated. I'll explain it on the way to Peekskill... (Tootie grabs the rest of their stuff, and turns to go with Blair) Lydia: Mom.... Blair: (in amazement) How cute! A mini Tootie! Lydia: The name's Lydia! Blair: (disappointed) Oh, it's a mini Jo trapped in a mini Tootie's body... Tootie: (laughs) Blair, this is my daughter, Lydia. Lydia this is Blair. (to Lydia) Remember the snobby, spoiled brat I told you about? Blair: Tootie!! Tootie: I was just kidding! Blair, this is my son, Br- (looks around for Bryson) Bryson? Bryson? Lydia! Where's your brother? Bryson? (runs around yelling "Bryson!") Blair: Tootie, calm down, I'm sure he's nearby. Let's go notify the proper authorities, and look for him. C'mon. Tootie: (pitiful like) Ohhhkay, Let's go Lyd. (three walk out of sight) -Living Room @ 'The House'- (house looks exactly the same) (Mrs. G., Bruce, and Beverly Ann are sitting on the couch looking at a photo album) Mrs. G.: Remember our wedding day, or, I guess I should say, night? Bruce: Do I? Beverly Ann: I remember my wedding day; it was the happiest day of my life, that is, until the day I got divorced... Mrs. G. and Bruce (in usion): We know! Bruce: Beverly Ann, don't you ever get tired of talking about Frank and your divorce? Beverly Ann: Now wait just a minute- (doorbell rings) Mrs. G.: One of them is here!!! (runs to answer door) (Mrs. G. opens door, and a pregnant Pippa walks in) Mrs. G.: (very disappointed) Who are you? Pippa: I'm Pippa! Mrs. G.: Who? Pippa: Pippa! Beverly Ann: (walks over to Mrs. G. and Pippa) Edna, remember Pippa? The Eastland exchange student I told you about? Mrs. G.: Your a pregnant Eastland student? Pippa: It may be true that I'm pregnant, but I'm no Eastland student... I'm in my twenties. I graduated years ago... Beverly Ann: Pippa! There's something wrong with you! Pippa: (nervously, like she's hiding something) What?!? Beverly Ann: I can understand what you're saying! Since when did you start speaking American? Pippa: Well, I haven't been to Australia since my father's death in '93. This American lingo sorta grows on ya... Beverly Ann: I'm so sorry to hear about his death... Mrs. G.: We all are... Won't you sit down? (Pippa sits on chair, Mrs. G. and Beverly Ann join Bruce on the couch) Beverly Ann: So how are you dear? Are you married? Silly question, of course you're married, right? Pippa: (nervously again) Well, you could say that... Beverly Ann: So who is he? Do we know him? Pippa: Yeah, I think so... Beverly Ann: Where is he? Pippa: (walks to door and opens it): C'mon in, darling! (Andy walks in) (Beverly Ann faints) (several minutes later, Beverly Ann wakes up to find Pippa, Andy, Mrs. G., and Bruce standing around her) Beverly Ann: Wwwwhat happened? Andy: Mother! You scared us! Beverly Ann: (disappointed) Oh yeah. (looks @ Andy and Pippa) I wish that I didn't remember... Andy: Mother! You can't seriously mean that! Beverly Ann: (very agitated) Yes, I can! Andy: (whiny) Mmmmmmoooooommmmmm!! Beverly Ann: Fine then, give me an explanation; NOW! Pippa: Well... (doorbell rings) Pippa: (changing subject) ... someone's here! Mrs. G.: Finally! It's about time! (goes to door and opens up) NATALIE! It's so good to see you! (Nat comes in and they hug) Natalie: It's good to see you, too! Hey Bruce, Beverly Ann, Andy, and Pippa! I have someone that I want all of you to meet! Mrs. G.: (hopeful like) Your husband? Natalie: Don't be silly! I'm not married, remember? Mrs. G.: One can always hope... Natalie: (grabs a girl's hand a yanks her in) Guys, this is my daughter, Ellen Dorothy Manheim Greene; I just call her Ellie. Everyone: (ad lib) Hi, hello, nice to meet you, etc. Ellie: Hi! Beverly Ann: How old are you? Ellie: Twelve, but I'll be thirteen soon (several gasps) Beverly Ann: And when were you born? Ellie: '88 Beverly Ann: Uhh, Natalie, I'm confused... Natalie: Alright, I know what you're thinking...and you're right... Pippa: Well, that depends on if what we're thinking is okay for you, in that case what we're thinking is what you think we're thinking, but if it's not okay, what we're thinking isn't what you think we're thinking. Natalie: (confused) Have you been talking to Tootie? Pippa: No, why? Natalie: never mind...and if you're thinking that Snake is Ellie's father, then you're right... (everyone just stares) Ellie: (whipers) Mom, do we hafta bring this up? Natalie: (whispers) They don't know.... Ellie: (whispers) Ohhhhh.... (everyone just sits/stands in silence) TO BE CONTINUED ------------------ "Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker!" - Natalie, Season 1, 'Dieting' |
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12-26-2000, 10:10 PM
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very good!!! can't wait for more. When's Jo factoring in?
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12-28-2000, 12:04 AM
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I really like it so far! Can't wait to see what happens! post the rest of it soon!
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01-01-2001, 04:16 PM
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more soon please
------------------ You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!! ************************* Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey ************************* Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me. Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!! ************************* Bob:Iam lucky i got her. Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her. Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people. ************************* Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it. Pippa:Frannie Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie ************************* Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing. Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet. ************************* ~*Facts of life forever*~ ~*Molly*~ |
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01-01-2001, 04:43 PM
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this is overall the best reunion!! PLEASE FINISH IT ALL..ITS AWESOME!!
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01-02-2001, 04:55 PM
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Add more!!
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01-02-2001, 05:03 PM
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Sorry for not adding any yet guys! I;ve finished it and I worte it down, but I lost the handwritten manuscript, so I have to rewrite it. School starts tomorrow, but I'll try to finish it A.S.A.P.
------------------ Mr. Bradley: .....and that girls is the thrill of victory! Tootie: Or the agony of DA FEET! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Natalie: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker! |
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01-07-2001, 06:52 PM
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god..this has been sitting here...write more please!
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01-08-2001, 05:02 PM
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Soorry again! Things are really hectic for me right now, I hope to finish soon!!! Sorry!
------------------ Mr. Bradley: .....and that girls is the thrill of victory! Tootie: Or the agony of DA FEET! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* (Tootie starts rambling) Natalie (thinking): I am going to nail her mouth to the floor. I can picture it now there'd be a spike through her tongue, but the lips would still be moving. She'd just keep whining on and on about how she'd never do that to me because she's my best friend. And if it made me feel guilty about nailing her mouth to the floor than she's glad I did it and...... (stops and realizes everyone's looking at her) |
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01-09-2001, 08:43 PM
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this is awesome..but just write! god its sitting here since xmas!
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01-09-2001, 08:47 PM
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I really am sorry! But, my procrastination is no reason for you take the Lord's name in vain!!!!
------------------ Mr. Bradley: .....and that girls is the thrill of victory! Tootie: Or the agony of DA FEET! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* (Tootie starts rambling) Natalie (thinking): I am going to nail her mouth to the floor. I can picture it now there'd be a spike through her tongue, but the lips would still be moving. She'd just keep whining on and on about how she'd never do that to me because she's my best friend. And if it made me feel guilty about nailing her mouth to the floor than she's glad I did it and...... (stops and realizes everyone's looking at her) |
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01-09-2001, 09:20 PM
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sorry but just post!!! we r getting ticked! sheesh
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01-09-2001, 09:58 PM
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HURRY UP PLEASE!!!
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01-12-2001, 10:04 PM
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Listen, I don't want to be mean but this is really getting on my nerves. You haven't posted since Christmas and there are tons of waiting people wanting a good Fan Fiction. It isn't that we hate you..we just don't like it when you completely abandon your fan fiction. I don't want to be mean but I am going to completely ignore this Fan Fiction if soon we don't get more..I feel I have been handling this very well since Christmas and now I am out of patience.
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01-13-2001, 06:54 PM
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Perhaps someone else should finish this script...
I think it is great so far, and it would be a shame not to. Any volunteers? ~NMK ------------------ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~JO: There were things I always wanted to say to my father........now that I'm older I know better words! *I am aware this is not exact, but I will watch the episode again and modify it at a latter time, like tonight* |
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