Back To Milwaukee (A BTTF/HD crossover)

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Scene 15- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. The guys are still in Becky's aprartment with Leather.

Becky: Quick, Potsie, get the door open!
Potsie: I am, I am, stop rushing me, Becky. (finds the key in her jacket pocket and opens the door)

Becky, Ralph, Potsie, Howard (who is holding Richie), Chachi, Marty, Doc and Fonzie rush inside before stopping dead in their tracks. The treehouse is in ruins.

Doc: Great Scott. What happened here?!
Ralph: It looks like a tornado went through here or something! (laughs at his own joke) I still got it even near a destroyed treehouse.
Howard: Marion, Lori Beth, Joanie, where are you girls?

Becky and Doc both glance at Howard, confused looks on their faces.

Becky: ……What?
Chachi: Don’t ask. (walks around and observing the damages)

Howard gently rests Richie, who passes out, in a lounge chair before walking around as well. Howard is rounding the bar when he stumble across an olive green high heeled shoe. It belongs to Kelly, who had managed to escape before they had all gotten there. Fonzie and Potsie grunt in disapproval before Potsie picks up the heel and placing it in on the treehouse table.

Fonzie: YO, MR C! GET OVER HERE QUICK!

Howard runs over to find Doc and Fonzie standing by Marion and Joanie, who are unconscious.

Marty: What the hell happened to her?!

Becky picks up one of Marion's bruised hands and felt for a pulse and does the same with Joanie.

Becky: They're still alive, at least.
Fonzie: Oh, that’s comforting.
Doc: Howard, pick Marion and Joanie up and place them with Richie, please.

Howard nods and does what he is told.

Ralph and Potsie: (as Richie comes round) Rich!!
Richie: W-What happened?
Becky: You were shot in the shoulder, Richie.
Richie: ..I was? ……Oh. I suppose I was.”
Marty: Richie….Doc knows all about medicine…I don’t have any idea how to fix a damaged shoulder….
Doc: That’s alright….I’ll guide you through it….

The others are all taken aback by this.

Potsie: Rich, do you really think Doc could….?
Richie: Yeah, you guys, this is pretty big, maybe we should find someone who really-
Ralph: No time. It’s only going to get worse. (to Doc) Doc, take Rich to his room and put him on the bed.
Doc: That I will. (picks Richie up and takes him to the house)

An hour later….

Marty: Okay, I’m getting worried now.

Marion and Joanie come round but are still groggy. They are resting in a chair murmuring angrily about Kelly.

Marty: Mr C, I’m gonna have to go now.
Marion: What?! Where are you going, Marty?!
Howard: I think Marty knows what can…..help……Richard.
Marty: (leaving the secret treehouse entrance) Don’t worry, you’ll see me soon.
Joanie: …..Huh. That was random.
Fonzie: Well? You didn’t kill him, did you, Becky?
Becky: No, smartass, I didn’t.
Richie: (as he, Doc and Marty arrive back in the treehouse) She’s telling the truth, Fonz.
Ralph: You mean Doc did it?!
Marty: Thanks for the vote of confidence, Guys.
Doc: Yes, Ralph. I did a marvelous job. Of course, Richie won’t be able to use his entire arm as well as his shoulder for a long period of time, but I will eventually heal, so all is well………..where's Lori Beth?
Howard: Richard, we can't find her!
Richie: That's not like her.

Suddenly the windows of the treehouse shatter as bullets fly through, catching the gang off guard.

Fonzie: WHOA!
Richie: GET DOWN! (the gang all dive to the floor)

Soon the bullets stop and a brick is thrown through the now glassless window as tires screech away.

Howard: HOLD IT, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Attached was a note. Fonzie tears the note off the brick and reads it angrily. His eyes then shoot wide open.

Richie: Fonz? Fonz, what is it?

Fonzie hands the note over to Richie, who reads it aloud.

Richie: (reding the note) Look, Red,
The boss has got your girlfriend hostage. Come and get her if you want her at the Heavenly Slumber Funeral Parlor at midnight.
Yours truly,
James 'Jimmy' Borlotti.

Becky: …..Lee? Why is God’s name would the Candy Man take her? She hasn’t done anything to him.
Richie: Well, he most likely did it because they know she’s my girlfriend.
Doc: Richie, don't worry.
Fonzie: We need to save her, Red! She’s your chick.
Richie: Leaping lumbego, it’s almost 9 p.m. and it’s takes about 2 ½ hours to get to the opera house. We better leave now.
Marty: Whoa, this is heavy.
Potsie: You're tellin' me.

The gang are off to the Heavenly Slumber Funeral Parlor. Little do they realize what's in store for them….

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Scene 16- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. Marty, Doc and the rest of the gang arrive at the Heavenly Slumber Funeral Parlour with minutes to spare. But not many.

Richie: Okay, everyone, wait!
Marty: What’s the deal, Rich? Have any of you even thought about thinking ahead? This could be a trap!
Fonzie: Yeah, well what if it ain’t?
Becky: Arthur, Marty and Richie are right. We need to think with our minds and not our emotions…
Doc: Right. We need to proceed with the utmost caution.

The others agree and decided to send one of them to scout the place out, then have that person tell the others it was safe. That person happens to be Chachi. Chachi slowly slinks in the place, quiet as a mouse. After a few minutes he decides that all is well and began to head back to where the others are when he hears a gun being cocked behind her.

Chachi: Oh man. (puts his hands up and turns slowly around to be face to face with the Candy Man gang)
Candy Man: There you are!
Chachi: Where’s Lori Beth? Where are you hiding her?

The Candy Man, Hoppy and Jimmy all look at Chachi in confusion.

Hoppy: Lori Beth? What about this Lori Beth dame? Candy Man, where've we taken her?
Potsie: Kelly?
Ralph: (as the others barge in) Stay the heck away from us!
Joanie: Ralph, that's great…

Jimmy points his gun at the group as Hoppy crosses her arms around Fonzie. She doesn’t feel like helping Kelly much.

Marion: Where’s Lori Beth, dammit?! Your note said she’d be here at midnight!
Howard: What?! THEIR note said Lori Beth would be here at midnight!

Just then a voice is heard throughout the funeral parlor. It is harsh and scratchy, obviously disguised.

Voice: Fools. Neither one of you sent notes. It was all a trap. We need you here.
Fonzie, Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Chachi, Marion, Joanie, Howard, Jimmy, Hoppy, Doc, Marty and the Candy Man: (alltogether) Who’s ‘We’?!?

Just then the lights light up. There is a group of different, tough gangsters; along with Kelly. In front of them is their crime lord and leader who is also Al Delvecchio himself.

Al: We are the Crimson Detestations.

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Scene 17- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. The gang are at the Heavenly Slumber Funeral Parlor with a gang lead by Al.


Marion: Al? Al, what are you doing?!
Al: What am I doing? What am I doing?! I’m doing what I’ve always wanted to do! I’m proving you wrong!
Howard: Al, stop acting stupid and- (five members from Al's gang point their guns right at him)
Richie: Dad…don’t push it…I’ve counted exactly 42 members in his gang…..

Al leaps up on the gangs and walks up to them.

Al: Acting stupid, hm? Richie, Richie, Richie, that’s what I’ve been doing since day one! Ever since I came to Milwaukee, I’ve always been treated as the village idiot, as the buffoon, as the one who couldn’t do anything right! You never allowed my intelligence to blossom and flourish because you didn’t believe in me! So I hatched a plan. I began to act more idiotic then ever before just so you wouldn’t suspect me of doing anything as grand as this.

Al is pacing around the two gangs now, hands behind his back.

Al: And my plan obviously worked. Not a single one of you expected anything what so ever! Of course, I couldn’t do this alone, could I? (gestures towards his mini army) Yes, much of my thanks must go out to the other founding members of the Crimson Detestations.

As Al stepped back out of the funeral parlor, four figures emerge from the gang.

Al: Kelly, who was able to infiltrate both the Candy Man AND Fonzie…

Kelly smirks as both Marion and Hoppy snarl angrily.

Al: Rocko, who passed the word around that the greatest gang Milwaukee has ever seen was forming…
Potsie: You dirty rat!
Rocko: Thanks for the donut, by the way!
Al: Myron, who planned the perfect place and way to get rid of the ‘brains’ of Team Fonzarelli…
Fonzie: That guy's Myron Mallachi… He’s lied to us about everything else, why not about his relations?...
Al: Yes, unfortunately, we almost got rid of him if my last but certainly not least partner in crime wasn’t such a lousy shot. But, without him, this gang would be nothing…

Al moves to the side to reveal-

Others: BECKY.
Becky: Who else would you expect, Bonnie Parker?
Potsie: I would have expected Barbara Graham thanks. (Kelly drops down from the stage and delivered a round house kick right to Potsie’s head)
Al: Becky was like you; her abilities ignored because people judged her merely by the sleaze in this city. But no more! Now I and the Crimson Detestations shall become the one and only true gang in Milwaukee!

Al laughs cruelly, snapping his fingers in one quick motion. In an instant the Candy Man's team and the gang are surrounded.

Ralph: Doc! Doc, you gotta get out of here! This is no place for you!
Marty: I agree! Having you here would only cause problems.

Both gangs become back to back with each other.

Al: Yes, Emmett! Flee while you can! Besides, shouldn’t you be searching for Richie's dear sweet Lori Beth, anyways?
Richie: LEE! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HER, BUCKO?
Al: Tsk tsk! Name calling will get you no where! She’s around here somewhere. It’s a pity, though, really. She gave you such an obvious hint to my schemes, but alas, you fools were too wrapped up in convicting Becky to realize your mistake.
Jimmy: What is he blabbering about?!
Marty: The advice that…oh geez! Becky told us to watch out for a brunette! We thought about the fact that Al has the same hair color.
Al: Yes, that was your fatal mistake. Crimson Detestations, take them down!

All the members of the Crimson Detestations take out their weapons, varying from guns to knifes to clubs, while the gangs pull out their guns.

Joanie: This is gonna be a long night.

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Scene 18- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. The Candy Man's gang and Team Fonzarelli huddle tightly together as the Crimson Detestations close in.

Howard: So what now?!
Candy Man: I say we take them all, right here, right now!
Ralph: (pulling the Candy Man back) Are you bonkers? We’ll get slaughtered!
Potsie: What do you think, Double D?
Richie: We oughta split up and take them down, bit by bit. The odds of our survival are much better then.
Hoppy: Are you sure, Red?
Jimmy: No time! They’re attacking!

The group begins to drown in Crimson Detestations members, jumping them from all around.

Fonzie: GO! We’ll meet back here when this is over with!

This causes the Candy Man's gang and Team Fonzarelli to separate, uncertain of just what they're about to face.

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Scene 18- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. It is a madhouse! Weapons and fists are flying everywhere. Richie breaks away from the crowd and heads through the secret room to an unmarked door. He looks over his shoulder and smirks when he sees that some of the Crimson Detestations members had followed him.

Richie's brain: Oh man, it’ll be less of a hassle to eradicate those guys...
Richie: Maybe I can confuse those guys down the hall, which would give me an great moment to str-OOOF! (slips and falls on his back) What the heck... (rubs his head) Who is it?
Girl voice: It's me, Rich, I'm here.
Richie: Lori Beth, why did Al throw you here? (sees Lori Beth walking in front of him) ...Oh, Lori Beth, I missed you. (hugs Lori Beth)
Lori Beth: No time to explain! We need to get out of here! Richie stares in disbelief at what had just happened before a commotion snaps him back into reality. The Crimson Detestations goons catch up! Richei notices a partly opened door to his right and barged right in. What he and Lori Beth run into is the prop/costume room, not to mention running straight into a costume rack full of costumes.

Richie and Lori Beth: (together) Holy hostages!!

As Richie pushes a costume aside, he hears yelling. He and Lori Beth freeze instantly.

Lori Beth: Someone else is here...
Ralph and Potsie: Rich! Lori Beth?
Richie, Lori Beth, Ralph and Potsie: ARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Ralph: Why do you scream like a girl, Rich? It's only me and Pots!
Richie: You frightened the living poop out of me, Ralph! For a second I thought- (hears a banging on the door) It’s the Crimson Detestations! My girlish screaming must have given away our whereabouts!
Lori Beth: Come on, you three! This just might be our means of escape!

Lori Beth and the boys run for the door, open it, and find...

Potsie: It's a broom closest.

The others sigh before the loud crash of the door breaking in cause them to spin around. The Crimson Detestations members had broken in.

Ralph: This is it, Rich!
Richie: It was nice knowing you, guys. You too, Lori Beth!
Potsie: Look, the battles of Hastings, Waterloo, Trafalgar and New Orleans were lame but this is tough.
Lori Beth: .......Well, this is a depressing turn of events....
Crimson Detestations member 1: We have you now, you pathetic excuses for teenagers!
Richie: These members....look like College students to me....
Potsie: Yeah. They seem to be about aged 18 to 22....and untrained in the art of gangsterism!
Ralph: (slaps Potsie in the back on his head) You're such a Potsie! Gangsterism’s not a word.
Crimson Detestations Member 2: SHUT UP! Just shut up and...don’t try anything!
Lori Beth: Potsie....aren’t you quite handy with staff fighting?
Potsie: Yeah, baby!
Ralph: Well! I think this might turn out for the best, Pots!

While the Crimson Detestations members threatened Richie, Lori Beth and Ralph, they have time to think about their situation: all in all there are about 25 Crimson Detestations members in front of them while there are only three of them. They have guns, clubs, and knifes, Lori Beth and the two remaining boys have their wits and only what is lying around....or what they had hidden. Potsie (who now has a staff in his hands) knows that the odds are more against their rivals.

Crimson Detestations member 3: What are you talking about?!
Ralph: Pots.....
Potsie: Yeah, Ralphie boy?
Ralph: LET 'EM HAVE IT!!!

Potsie twirls the staff hitting the Crimson Detestations members right in the stomach. At the same time, the others go for the costume rack, break off the clothes rod, and spin in their hands for a quick second before bounding back towards Potsie. The remaining Crimson Detestations members stare at their fallen allies, then at their foes.

Crimson Detestations member 4: For the Crimson Detestations!

The others yell angrily as they charged the gang. Ralph and Richie run towards their charging rivals, fall down to one knee, slide straight through the mass, and grab two knifes from the bellies of the unconscious gangsters, then charge back to the others, who had just realized where they went. Ralph slashes at the chest of one member, flipped the knife in his hand, crouched, and stabbed another in the thigh. Richie slices up the stomach and chest of one member and through the throat of another. Four down, six to go. A swift hit to Lori Beth’s stomach from a Crimson Detestations member’s club causes her to double over, but she quickly recovered, turned another knife upside down in her hand, and thrust the blade up through her attacker's chin. Potsie then punchs another member in the stomach, pushes his fist up, lifting the gang member, throws him over his head, and plunged his knife in the member’s back before he even touches the ground. Richie, Ralph and Lori Beth then spin around and slash across the stomach of another member trying to attack tme from behind. Potsie then does a roundhouse kick, causing two members to stumble and slashing them both behind their necks. With the last member, Potsie elbows him hard across the cheek, spin, and Ralph stabs him in the gut. He stays in this position for a moment, then quickly draws out the knife and allows the Crimson Detestations member to fall.

While all this was happening, the other ten Crimson Detestations members attack Potsie. At first they seem to overpower him, but Potsie swings the staff harshly, knocking down four members. He quickly leaped up into the air and swung again, knocking three more in the head and knocking them out. Potsie spins the rod in his hands before swinging it upwards, hitting one of the members chin and causing his neck to snap. As that member falls, the other four members Potsie had previously knocked down start to get up. Potsie kicks one of them in the crutch and thrusts the rod into another’s stomach, causing him to fall to his knees, allowing Potsie to whack the rod against the back of the member’s neck and knocking them out. The member he had just kicked punches Potsie in the back hard, causing him to stubble forward. But as soon as the member begins to think the tables are turning, Potsie swings around and bashes the rod against the members head with pure force, knocking out the member, as well as a few of his teeth. Potsie then turned around and charged forward, catching two members by the neck and thrusting them against the wall, breaking their necks. As Potsie turns to face his final foe, he is caught by a stabbing to Richie's barely healed shoulder.

Richie: AAUUGHH!!!!

The remaining Crimson Detestations member grins before raising the knife once more. He, unfortunately for him, forgets about Lori Beth, Potsie and Ralph. Lori Beth comes up from behind and grabs his throat, Ralph stabs the member in the small of his back and Potsie lashes up, almost slicing him in half. They then push the member aside and kneel in front of Richie, who is clutching his shoulder.

Lori Beth: Holy cow......what the heck happened?
Richie: M....My shoulder....w-was already wounded......the stabbing c-certainly didn’t improve my s-situation m-much.....

Lori Beth moves Richie’s arm (the one attached to the good shoulder) around her own shoulders and helps him up.

Lori Beth: Come one, Rich. We'll find you help. Your battle's done here. (helps Richie out of the room and off to rest)

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Chapter 19- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. The gangs are all in the Heavenly Slumber Funeral Parlor and Doc breaks away from the crowd and runs through the coffins.

Doc's brain: I only hope Richie's plan works...!
Doc: Great Scott.....Marty, have I just made the situation worse?

Marty runs over to Doc and they move stealthily through the hallway, hoping they could find a way to get something to help the gang out. Marty stops instantly when he hears a creaking sound behind him. As the sound gets closer, Marty begins to tense up and prepare his attack a la Batman. When the people are in range, Marty spins around and delivers a kick right to the gut.

Marion: Martin Seamus McFly, watch where you’re kicking!
Marty: Well, if you didn’t sneak up on me like that I-

Someone from behind plows into him causing him and Doc to fall into Marion and Joanie and knocking them all down.

Joanie: What the...

Standing over them with a devious grin is Kelly.

Kelly: Well well well...my two least favorite brunette and my least favorite redhead.

Kelly pulls out two pistols and pointed them at Marion and Joanie.

Kelly: What do you say about a threesome, girls? It’ll be a real BANG!

Kelly then shoots at the Cunningham women, but they roll out of the way and quickly get on their feet.

Marion: Not this bitch....
Kely: Sticks and stones, Momma. (delivers a hard right hook right to Marion’s cheek, throwing her into the wall. Kelly spins around and snapped her foot right into Joanie's face)
Joanie: Ok...now I’m mad.
Kelly: Uh- oh. Am I in trouble now?

Doc dives at Kelly hard. They roll for a bit before Marty kicks Kelly off Doc and into the wall behind her. Kelly hit with a hard thud before sliding down onto the floor. Anger in her eyes, Kelly draws out her two pistols again, only to have Marion kick them both out of her hands. The guns slide across the floor and out of Kelly's reach.

Marion: No weapons. Let’s try this the old fashioned Amazon way.
Kelly: FINE! I can take both you bitches on by myself, no problem!

Marion and Joanie stand by each other and prepared for Kelly's attack.
Joanie: I guess we’re working together on this one, Mom.
Marion: Don’t worry, Joanie. I feel the same way.

Kelly screamed as she charges at the two women. Marion ducks and punches Kelly in the stomach as Joanie jumps and kicks Kelly right under her chin, throwing her head back. Kelly falls to the ground, but before Joanie and Marion have a time to react, Kelly sweeps her leg under the two, causing them to fall as well. Kelly gets on her feet and pushes her dark hair away from her eyes.

Kelly's brain: This will be no problem at all...

Marion lifts her head up to see a nice little weapon. Without hesitation, she grabs the framed schedule of the funeral home hanging in the hall and smashes it over Kelly's head, causing Kelly to slam into the wall behind her.

Joanie: What happened to no weapons?
Marion: Now, Joanie, times change.
Kelly: PERFECT BY ME! (charges at the two, pulling out a knife from her purse)

She slashes at Marion’s cheek, drawing blood, then spins around and slashes Joanie against the stomach. Both girls cry out in pain as they grab their wounds. Thankfully, there not too deep.

Marion: You little bitch!

Straddling Kelly's stomach, Marion pulls Kely's purse from her arm and holds it over the brunette.

Marion: You’re a tad too dangerous with this. (throws the purse over her shoulder for Joanie to catch)

Kelly growls before kneeing Marion in the back and thrusting up her own back, bucking Marion off.

Kelly: GIVE THAT BACK!!!
Joanie: HERE! You can have it! (swings the purse right at Kelly's face)

A large “KLANG!” is heard before Kelly drops to the ground, unconscious.

Marion and Joanie look at each other in confusion.

Joanie: (to herself) That shouldn’t have knocked her out...
Ralph: Holy catfighting, what happened here?!

They turn to see Lori Beth, Ralph and Potsie, wide-eyed. Lori Beth is carrying the wounded Double D.

Marion: Richard! (rushes over to her son knowing that his friends and girlfriend are right beside him)

Joanie: What happened?!
Lori Beth: Rich was nit while fighting off a hoard of college students with weapons! His shoulder bled not to heavilly.
Richie: But I’ll....I’ll be alright....just need to .....catch my breath.

He then takes notice of Marion's bleeding stomach. His eyes shoot wide and he is about to ask what had happened, but it hurts to say much more then he already had. Marion smiles

Marion: I’m fine. Don’t worry, I’ll explain later.
Potsie: Hey, Joanie, what was in that purse that caused that lady to sleep like the bum she is?

Joanie digs into Kelly's purse and pull out a gold plated picture frame. The picture inside that frame is one of no other then Fonzie.

Marty: So THAT’S why she fought so hard to get it back...

It is at that moment that the group hear a heavy round of bullets sound off.

Doc: That was from the main entrance!
Marion: Warren, Marty, Emmett, Ralph, get Richard in a safe place, then join me and Joanie at the main entrance

Doc, Marty, Ralph and Potsie nod and carry Richie away. Marion and Joanie head towards the main entrance.

Joanie's brain: I've got a bad feeling about this...

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Scene 20- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. The gang are still at the funeral parlor and Ralph and Potsie hurry off with Richie and Lori Beth (who is holding Richie) as Marion and Joanie make their way to the main entrance.

Joanie: Do you think that anyone got……hurt….while we were gone?
Marion: Well, Richard got nailed, so besides him, I'm not sure.

Joanie stares at Marion for a moment, then continues to run along side her.

Joanie: Geez, Rich means a lot to Lori Beth…..maybe it's-

Marion: It's because one of our enemies just stabbed us in the back, and I don't want to have to lose your older brother because of this stupid gang…!

Joanie nods silently, not wishing to upset her mom anymore than needed.

Ralph: Rich, why must you always be the one in the drama?
Richie: Believe me, guys, it's never my intention…

Just as the door opens, they were pushed aside by Hoppy and Jimmy.

Lori Beth: ACK! (almost drops Richie)
Jimmy: MOVE! (runs past the gang, Kelly tryies desperately to keep up) I could've SWORN I saw Becky run in there…!
Hoppy: JIMMY! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

Richie, Lori Beth, Ralph and Potsie stare on after them in silent confusion before Potsie goes to the restroom and lets Lori Beth rest Richie on the floor.

Lori Beth: Now, you stay here, Rich! I'm gonna help the others and the Candy Man gang in this battle brewing!
Richie: L.B…where would I go?

Lori Beth is silent for a moment, shrugs, and runs out the restroom and towards the main entrance.

Marion: ……Holy crap.

Marion and Joanie make it to the main entrance. There are bodies lying all around. Of those left standing are Howard, Al, Rocko, Myron and a few Crimson Detestations goons. Everyone else is either dead or too wounded to fight.

Joanie: It's…a massacre! (starts forward before having her hair pulled from behind) AH! (sees Myron pulling her down and grounds a heel into her face)

Joanie: HEY!

Suddenly, Becky tackles Joanie.

Becky: ARTHUR FONZARELLI IS MINE! (claws at Ana's face)

Joanie punches Becky hard right on the nose, sending her flying off.

Joanie: Like he'd ever want a cow like you… (rubs her face before jumping on Becky)

She picks her up by the wrist, then throws her against the wall.

Joanie: You're just like Al…..a lying, deceiving rat! (picks Becky up again. She chops Becky on the side of the neck, knocking her unconscious. She lets Becky fall to the ground as she cracks her knuckles)

Joanie: I'm too young for this line of work…

Marion grabs Rocko's ankle and tosses him to the side. Rocko hits the floor with a thud as Marion stands up.

Rocko: You think you're so tough…! You're nothing!
Marion: Look, Mallachi, before you try to fight me.. (kicks Rocko hard in the groining) …try to grow up a little, Okay?

Rocko falls to the ground, holding himself and his eyes filling with tears as Marion walked over to Joanie.

Marion: Little bastards.

Joanie smiles in agreement before hearing a loud shout.

Fonzie: GET DOWN! (grabs the two and knocks them to the ground. They dive behind the nearby coffins as Al lets out a round of bullets from his Tommy gun)
Chachi: A TOMMY GUN?! HE'S GOT A TOMMY GUN?!
Fonzie: Shut up and crawl!

The gang crawl on the ground as fast as they could as Al shoots blindly in their direction.

Al: RUN ALL YOU WANT! THE CRIMSON DETESTATIONS WILL WIN NO MATTER WHAT!
Doc: He's more insane then I thought…

They then hear a clicking followed by a curse from Al. He has run out of bullets.

Howard: That's it! It ends now! (runs towards the coffins)
Marty: MR C! ARE YOU NUTS?! YOU'RE NOT ARMED TO FIGHT HIM!

Howard is far too focused on Al to hear Marty.

Howard: YOU BASTARD! (tackles Al)

The Tommy gun flies out of Al's hands and skidded across the stage.

Howard: How could you do this to us?! (begins punching Al furiously in the face. Al elbows Howard in the face, rolls him over onto his back, and then begins punching back)
Al: You never gave me a chance to speak my own thoughts! To be my own person! You always, ALWAYS, doubted me!

Al is about to lay another punch down before a pair of rough hands grab his shoulders, pulled him off Howard and throw him down to on of the coffins.

Howard: Potsie!
Potsie: (as he helps Mr C up) Hope I'm not too late, Mr C!
Howard: No, you're just in time! (glances back towards the coffins. Al is gone)
Howard: Crap.
Doc: MARION! JOANIE! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
Marion: We're right here, Emmett!

Marion and Joanie come out and Howard smiles and begins to say something when he realizes a look of horror crossed both the women's faces.

Al: You think you had me, didn't you…?

The gang turn around to see Al holding his Tommy Gun, ready with another round of bullets.

Al: You're all pathetic. You never had a chance! NEVER!
Howard: Al…don't do this….
Al: SHUT UP! You HAD your chance, and you blew it! (raises his Tommy gun; puts his finger on the trigger and is knocked down as Richie punches him hard in the back of the head)
Richie: Oh golly gee, that hurt…! holds his shoulder)

Howard dives for the fallen Tommy gun and snatches it away from Al. Al is lying on the ground, looking up at Howard pointing the Tommy gun right at Al's face.

Howard: We would have given you a chance if you let us KNOW, Al. If you surrender now, we'll consider.

Al glared at Howard for a moment, then smiled.

Al: Howard, Howard, Howard, I surrender.
Howard: You gave us the right choice then, Al…..you've regianed our trust, and you've apparently regained your chance at everything...including the chance to live…

Another man then pulls the trigger. Five bullets tear through Al and Howard's arms, knocking them back and down.

Marion: ….My God….

Al and Howard see their wounds bleeding heavily as the man drops the Tommy gun and falls to his knees. His partners (Claw and Leo) run to his side.

Claw: Freeze.
Leo: You're in trouble now, Fatso.
Voice: Leo, Claw, I'll handle them.
Everyone else: …..Dutch Holloway?

Officer Kirk arives and could only look at the ground as he sees some bodies and arrests the Holloway troupe and the Candy Man gang.

[Bea]

Scene 21- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. Scene 17- The Dance. The gang are outside the Heavenly Slumber Funeral Parlor cheering as the bad guys get arrested.

Candy Man: I'm telling you, I didn't lead those bastards to Hell. (points to Al) He did.
Officer Kirk: Yeah, right, Candy Man and I'm the former princess of Moroco now get in the dagnab car. (puts him in the car with Hoppy and Jimmy)
Jimmy: Well, Candy Man, here's another fine mess you've got us into.
Hoppy: I can't believe that lousy traitor Holloway doublecrossed us!

At that moment, Holloway appears and he doesn’t look too happy.

Holloway: Okay, it was me but I didn't mean to do it, I was just following orders!
Claw: Oh crap. Why the heck did he say that?

Leo shrugs.

Leo: I was followin' orders (turns to Chief Charles) Can you put me with a female cellmate, Chief? (tries to kiss her but she puts him in the van with Holloway, Claw and the other bad guys sans Al)

Marty: Sheesh, what a bunch of sqealers.

As the police leave, Marty shakes Fonzie's hand.

Fonzie: Thanks, Marty!
Marty: No problem, Fonz!

Then, when the press arrive and Richie tells them everything, Fonzie and Marty do Fonzie's thumbs up salute and Doc sees the Milwaukee clock tower.

Everyone: Uh oh!
Doc: Marty, it’s 9:30! We got to get back to the future by 10:04!
Marty: We need a quick escort out of here.
Doc: (Checks his watch. It’s 9:45.) Great Scott! We leave in exactly 18 minutes. I’ll be there in a heartbeat!
Marty: You’d better.

Doc hopes into the DeLorean, hits the rocket boosters and speeds down to the clock tower.

Richie: Marty, where could Doc be?!

Finally, Doc (And an incredibly fast DeLorean) Appears.

Doc: Get in, Marty! We leave in 13 minutes!
Marty: Thanks for the ride, Doc now hit the gas!

Doc starts the DeLorean’s rocket boosters, and it speeds off at over 100 miles an hour!

Doc: Okay, in exactly 40 seconds, we hit the gas! (Looks at Marty) Marty…
Marty: Yeah?
Doc: Since you drove so fast when we were chased by the Candy Man, you drive.
Marty: Really?! All right!
Joanie: Oh, Marty?
Marty: Yeah?
Joanie: (Kisses him) We'll all miss you and Doc.

Marty positions himself in the driver’s seat and then, the DeLorean dies.

Marty: Oh no, not AGAIN!

The alarm to go goes off and Marty hits the gas and the DeLorean speeds off toward the wire. At 10:04, the lightning bolt hits the clock tower and the DeLorean travels back… with the gang waving goodbye to them.

Fonzie: The future's gonna be a disaster, ain't it.
Others: Uh huh.

[Bea]

Sorry but scene 21 was supposed to be Scene 21- Milwaukee, WI, 1961 not Scene 21- Milwaukee, WI, 1961. Scene 17- The Dance. My bad but I'll do scene 22.

[Bea]

Scene 22- Hill Valley, CA, 1985. The sounds of Huey Lewis and the News is on the radio wakes Marty up. He is about to get up, but he decides not to and goes back to sleep. Then the telephone rings waking Marty up again. Marty answers it.

Marty: (exhausted) Hello?
Doc's voice: Marty? Listen, can you come over to my place? I've got something for you. Bring Jennifer along with you.
Marty: Hey, wait a minute Doc, what is this thing that I'm getting?
Doc: You'll find out. Meet you there.

Marty puts the phone back on the reciever. He gets dressed, tells his parents where he's going and drives to Jennifer's house in his truck and drives her to Doc's house and as Marty and Jennifer knocked on the door. Clara Brown answers it.

Clara: Oh Marty, Jennifer, Good to see you.
Marty: So, Clara, where's Doc?
Clara: Emmett's in the lounge room, follow me.

They go over to the lounge room. Doc is in there, watching T.V.

Doc: Oh Marty, Jennifer, you're here. I've got something for you.

Doc pulls out two thin packages, wrapped with wrapping paper. Marty and Jennifer open them. Inside are photo frames. Photo frames with the photo that was taken in 1961, Milwaukee, WI with Doc, Marty and the gang.

Marty: It's great Doc. Thanks.
Doc: No problem. I don't think that showing anyone that photo would be a good idea though. You haven't shown anyone that photo I gave you from 1885?
Marty: No!
Jennifer: Thanks a lot, Dr Brown.

Then all of a sudden, Verne comes in, dressed in the same costume that Marty wore in 1961, Milwaukee. It looks big on him.

Verne: Hey hey hey!!! Look at me! I'm a square from the early 60s! Where's the Fonz when you need him?

Marty, Doc, Clara and Jennifer stare him with raised eyebrows while Einstein just barks.

Verne: Well, I thought it was funny.

Suddenly, a car outside accidentally crashes a garbage can outside.

Biff: Sorry 'bout that, my bad.
Marty: What was that?!
Verne: It’s Buttwipe Tannen!
Clara and Jennifer: Wonderful.
Doc: There’s goes the neighborhood!

The End!

[Race's Girl]

Wow, that was, like, so totally funny and a bit cool too. The scenes in the funeral parlour kicked ass