"Terri"

[Zuzzy]

Good job!

[Chain Gang Member]

The Fight
Zack:Terri,what's wrong?

Terri:I went to this bar,and all these people called me a bimbo

Zack: They called you a what?!

Terri:A bimbo.A beach blond bimbo

Zack:Which bar is that?

Terri:The one down the street

Zack:Thanks(leaves)

Jack:Where's he going?

Terri:I think about to be put in the hospital

Janet:Why would you say that?

Terri:These big strong guys called me a bimbo,and he's going there on my behalf

Jack:I hope he comes back in one piece

Janet:Me too

(later

Zack: (beat up)I'm back

Terri:Zack,what happened?

Zack:I got jumped from behind.I'm going back there to get my revenge

Terri:But you'll get beat up worse

Zack:Not tonight.I'm gonna train so I can be bigger,stronger and faster

Jack:What are you going to be,the Million Dollar Man?

Zack:No,just tough enough to beat them up.I guarantee,no I guradamntee that I will get them to apologize.Now if you excuse me,I have to train

(starts boxing,jumping rope,push ups,etc. to this song)

radio:Out Of My Way
I cant pass up this opportunity to make myself the same
I can't pass up this opportunity to let myself be heard
Would you,like to,be the one who sees me lose this all
Would you,like to,be the one who sees me fall
Nobody's gonna stand in my way
Give it up son, I'm doing this my way
Nobody's gonna stand in my way
Give it up son, I'm doing this my way
You'll like to think the world is over now but you can't breathe at all
You like to think your owed a favour now but man you've seen it all
Did you,want to,be the one who pushed me off the wall
Did you want to be the one who let me fall
Nobody's gonna stand in my way
Give it up son, I'm doing this my way
Nobody's gonna stand in my
Give it up son, I'm doing this my way
You can't hold me down
You can't hold me down
You can't hold me down
You can't hold me down
I can't pass up this opportunity to make myself the same
I can't pass up this opportunity to let myself be heard
Would you,like to,be the one who sees me lose this all
Would you like to be the one who sees me fall
Nobody's gonna stand in my way
Give it up son, I'm doing this my way
Nobody's gonna stand in my way
Give it up son, I'm doing this my way
Nobody's gonna stand in my way
Give it up son, I'm doing this my way
Out of my way !!!!!

(next day)
Guyidn't you learn your lesson?Now get out of here before you and your pretty blond girlfriend get it

Zack:Not until you apologize for calling Terri a bimbo or face the consequences

Guy:Ok.She's not a bimbo,she's a tramp

Zack:That's it

Guy:Oh boys(guys surround him)

Zack:Wait,lets play some fight music

Guys:Oh ok

(bangs on the stereo like Fonzie)

Zack:Let's rock

Stereo:1, 2, 3 - Go!

Broken,
Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

Aaaaah...

Suffering,
Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna -- do.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

So if you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down...

And now you've crossed that line...
You must be out your mind.

Go.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked... down!

(they come out of the bar looking like they won then all drop to the ground before Zack comes out)

Zack:Learn your lesson?

Guy: (beat up)yes.I'm sorry(becomes unconscious)

Zack:You see Terri,I always keep my promises especially to ones I love

Terri:Aww,thank you Zack(they kiss)

[Chain Gang Member]

The Diet
(Terri starts taking diet pills)

TV:Kurt Angle wasn't really hurt,he foole the roster and board of directors

Zack:Angle,you got some 'splaining to do

Jack:Zack,something is going wrong

Zack:I know,Kurt Angle screwed Eddie Guerrero out of the WWE Championship when we all thought he was crippled

Janet:It's about Terri

Zack:What's wrong with Terri?

Jack:Ever since she started taking those diet pills,she has been acting strange

Zack:How?

Terri:Hi guys,I just took a walk down to the supermarket and got us groceries to last up until the next ice age

Zack:That's 3 miles from here

Terri:I know,I'll go further next time(exits)

Zack:I see what you mean

Janet:You better get her off of those pills before it's too late

Zack: Don't worry Janet,I will.Terri!

Terri:Yes?

Zack:About these pills

Terri:Wanna go upstairs?

Zack:Yes but I need to talk to you about these pills you're taking.(Terri starts kissing him all over)Tomorrow(picks her up and they head upstairs)

(End of Scene)

Zack:Terri,what are you doing up so late?

Terri:I still have this left over energy,I can't sleep

Zack:I don't think you should take those diet pills anymore

Terri:Zack,they're harmless

Zack:I still don't want you taking them

Terri:Why?

Zack:Because that's how my parents died!

Terri:What?I thought you said it was from a car accident

Zack:It was.My mom was driving so fast with all that energy,she went through a redlight into a truck

Terri:Zack,I didn't know.I'll stop taking them(throws them out the door)

Zack:That's my girl(They kiss)

(End of Scene)

Jack:How are you feeling Terri?

Terri:Better

Janet:Zack,I'm glad you did the right thing

TV:We interupt The Simpsons to bring you this breaking news.A bunch of pets have been running around crazy since last night.All the evidence we have is an empty bottle of det pills

Terri: Do you thing that the pills were the ones I threw out?

Zack:Come on Terri,this is FOX we are talking about.They'll say anything to get attention

END

[Janet McFarland]

I liked those. Good job!

[Zuzzy]

[Chain Gang Member]

Terri Alden.......Priscilla Barnes

Jack Tripper........John Ritter

Janet Wood......Joyce DeWitt

Zack Tripper......Chris Klein

Theme Song
I've been through all this hell before,
I've seen it all and more.
If you think I'm gonna fade away, then you don't know me.
You think you have the upper hand, well that's not my plan.
Stronger now I see that you... you just don't know me at all.

[Chain Gang Member]

#4 in 11th Snowsons Ranking

[Chain Gang Member]

Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr7J1WjZDjw