"Terri"

[Chain Gang Member]

Cold Case fan gave me the story.So I'll be writing Terri from now on

The Other Man
Terri meets a good looking guy who she thinks has a lot in common with,so she finds anything to break up with Zack.Then she finds out she made a mistake when her date can't keep his hands off her

Going to the Movies
Zack & Terri agree to see other people,but Terri cancels her date to go to the movies with Jack,Janet & Zack only to see her date with another girl

Dinner With A Diva
Zack meets Trish Stratus in the hospital when she bruised her chest.Terri gets jealous,then furious when she finds out that she only is using him to get a Women's title shot against the Women's Championship(kind of like Star Struck)

Trish vs. Terri
Terri wants to get back together with Zack.But when Trish comes to get back together with Zack,she has to get in the ring to fight for him

The Main Event
Zack & Terri team with Chris Jericho to face Christian,Trish,and Tyson Tomko

more to come

[Chain Gang Member]

The Other Man

(Terri is reading a book when a guy comes up to her)

Brad:Hey,The Great Gatsby.Nice choice

Terri:I know

Brad:Hi my name is Brad

Terri:Terri

Brad:Wanna go to the movies tonight?

(Terri starts thinking)

Good Conscience:Terri,you have a relationship with Zack already

Bad Conscience:Come on,like Zack would mind.All he does is watch wrestling.He won't even know

Good Conscience:Good point

Both: Do it,do it,do it

Terri:Ok!Ok!

Brad:What?

Terri:I'd love to

Brad:See you at 8:00(leaves)

Terri:What have I done?

(at the front door)

Terri:I must find some way to break up with Zack(goes in)

Zack:FU!FU! FU!

TV:John Cena wins the Lumber Jack match

Terri:That's no way to talk to me!

Zack:Terri,I wasn't talking to you.That's what John Cena's finishing move is called.(Jack comes in)He lifts him up like this(lifts Jack up on his shoulders) and throws him over his shoulders like so(does that)

Terri:Oh I get it

Jack:So did I

Zack:Sorry Jack

Jack:It's ok,you're my cousin.It's easy to forgive a good family member

Terri:Why do you always have to be rough?

Zack:I didn't mean to

Terri:I can't stand mean guys,we're through!

Zack:But Terri

Terri:No you can't see my butt!

Zack:Jack,it must be that time of the month

(End of Scene)

Janet:Terri,how are you taking your break up

Terri:I'm ok,I got a date

Janet:That's nice...WHAT?

Terri:Can't talk now,I'll be late for my date

(at the movie theatre)

Terri:Isn't this nice?

Brad:Yeah(starts to kiss her neck)

Terri:Brad,stop that!

(couple minutes later)

Brad:Come on,you know you like it

Terri:Cut it out(slaps and leaves)

(End of Scene)

Zack:Hey Terri

Terri:Hey Zack.I wanna apologize for my actions

Zack:So how was your date?

Terri:You knew?If you have to know,it was lousy.All he tried to do was make out with me.Zack,I made a mistake breaking up with you,I wanna get back together

Zack:I don't know

Terri:Please

Zack:Oh I can't stand us being apart.I wanna get back together too

Terri:Oh thank you Zack

(they kiss)

Jack:Look Janet,they're back together again

Janet:Oh Jack,I just felt the baby kick.Feel it

END

[Janet McFarland]

That was good!

[Chain Gang Member]

Going to the Movies

Terri:Zack,I think we should see other people

Zack:Terri,is that what you think is best?

Terri:Just for a while to see if we really are meant for each other

Zack:Ok,If that's what you want

Terri:I knew you would agree.I got a date

Zack:What?!We've broken up for 30 seconds,and you already have a date.I already have plans for all of us to see Walking Tall

Terri:I guess I can cancel my date.(dialing)Hello Danny,I have to cancel our date,I got plans.I knew you would understand

Jack:Are you ready to go?

Janet:The movie starts in 15 minutes

Zack:Lets go

(at the movies)

Jack: Did you have to get all of that stuff?

Janet:The baby is craving for it

Jack:Geez,that baby is going to cause me to go bankrupt without even being born yet

Zack:Shh,the movie is starting.There's The Rock

Guy:The Rock sucks

Zack:Say that again

Guy:Rocky sucks.I bet that blonde next to you does to

Zack:Excuse me a minute Terri(hops over the seat and beats the crap out of him).He gave me his popcorn

Janet:Terri,does he do this all of the time?

Terri:Sure,he doesn't even need a reason.Once I just told him to beat the crap out of a guy,and he just did it

Janet:What a guy

Terri:Yeah(turns and sees Danny with another girl).Hey,what's he doing with another girl?I gotta go talk to him(goes up to the back row).Danny,what is the meaning of this?

Danny:Oh hi Terri,I was going to see her dentist and wanted to check out his work

Terri:You already have a dentist.Well I was the one who cancelled,so I guess it was my fault.I gonna handle this my way(goes back to her seat).Zack,go beat him up

Zack:Of course Terri(the girl runs away as Zack runs up to the back row and beats the crap out of Danny).(goes back to his seat)Tripper 3:16 says I just whooped his ass

END

[Janet McFarland]

LOL! I LIKED THAT ONE!

[HIGH ENOUGH]

Glad I left Terri in good hands. Hope the next one comes soon.

[Chain Gang Member]

Dinner With A Diva
Zack:Y-y-you're Trish Stratus!

Trish:Yes,and you're the doctor

Zack:Why did you have to bring Tyson Tomko?

Trish:I couldn't drive because of the pains in my chest

Zack:Well take off your shirt,and let me take a look at your pains

Trish:We just met

Zack:I am a professional doctor.You don't need to get the problem solver on me

Trish:Ok(starts taking her shirt off)

Zack:Plus I'm a professional doctor,I've seen many chests.So there's nothing you can show me that I have never(starts looking at her chest).Oh my

(back at the apartment)

Janet:Jack,where's my peanut butter & tuna fish sandwich

Jack:I'm coming.Why can't the baby ask for something good

Terri:Jack,pregnant women always eat things that you don't eat normally

Zack:You'll never guess who I met today

Terri:Who?

Zack:Trish Stratus

Terri:The WWE diva?

Zack:That's right.4 time former Women's Champion

Terri:I once met a famous person when I was a nurse

Zack:Terri,I need help at the office.Since you were a nurse,would you help out?

Terri:Sure Zack

(phone rings)

Zack:I'll get it.Hello?It's Trish Stratus. What?Sure,how 'bout tonight?Ok,bye(hangs up the phone)

Janet:What's going on?

Zack:I got a date with Trish Stratus(he starts to faint but they catch him and fan him).Thanks

(at a motel)
Trish: Do you think I should do this?

Tyson:Sure,you heard Eric Bicshoff.If people find you with a nice guy,people won't think you're a slut like Jericho said on the High Reel two months ago and he'll give you a shot at Victoria

Trish:Alright,I'll do it

(later that night)

Jack:A date with Trish Stratus,huh?

Zack:Yeah.Do you know what people call her?

Terri:A jezabel

Zack:Yeah,but they also call her "Trish,The Dish"

Terri:Maybe because everybody has had a plate of her

Zack:Terri,be nice

(ding dong)

Zack:I can't do this

Jack:Sure,you can

Zack:You're right.I'm gonna have time with a beautiful WWE diva

(opens the door)

Trish:Hi Zack,ready to go

Zack:Sure(they leave)

Terri:I can't believe he's going out with that slut

Janet:Terri,are you jealous?

Terri:No(runs up to her room)

(Later that night)

Jack:Zack,what's wrong?

Terri:See,I knew he shouldn't of gone out with her

ZackWe're-We're

Jack:You're what?

Zack:We're getting married

(End of the Scene)

Terri:You're getting married?!

Zack:Yeah

Jack:How did this happen?

Zack:She said that she had such a good time that we should get married

Janet:When?

Zack:Next week

Terri:I've should've known

Zack:What?

Terri:Nothing

(at the hospital)

Zack:Thanks for helpig out Terri

Terri:No problem

(Zack goes into the back as Trish comes in)

Terri:You must be Trish Stratus

Trish:Yeah,who are you?

Terri:Terri Alden

Trish:Nice to meet you(her phone rings).Hello?Oh hi Christian

Terri: (softly)Christian?

Trish:Of course I missed you.You don't know what I'm going through.I'm going to marry some guy who I just met.Don't get jealous,after I get the Women's Championship for the 5th time,I'll just get anulled

(Terri runs in the back room)

Terri:Zack,Zack

Zack:What?What?

Terri:Trish is only marrying to get the Women's Championship

Zack:You're crazy

Terri:I've been through this.Remember I told you about dating a celebrity?

Zack:Yeah

Terri:His name was Bret Wade.He too only wanted to marry me to help his career

Zack:Just because Bret did it to you,doesn't mean Trish is doing it to me

Terri:Followi me(shows her Trish on the phone)

Trish:Ok I'll say it since Zack isn't around.I love you Christian

Zack: (comes out)What the hell?

Trish:I can explain

Zack:I know what I heard.You were on the phone with the that "CLB" Christian,and told him that you love him

Terri:What does CLB mean?

Zack:Creepy Little Bastard

Terri:Oh

Zack:The wedding is off

Trish:But if you don't marry me,I won't get the Women's Championship

Zack:You don't deserve that title.You also take this ring,shine it up real nice,and stick it up your candy ass!

(gives the ring to Trish,and she leaves)

Terri:Zack,it's ok

Zack:You know I should've listened to you about what you said about Bret Wade.I was just too dumb to believe that story

Terri:You weren't too dumb to not go through with it

Zack:I guess you're right.(they hug).I kind of figured that out

Terri:How?

Zack:Trish gave me whis WWE Originals CD where sang "I Just Want You",and said she sang it just for me

Terri:So

Zack:the CD said copyright 2003

Terri:Oh

(they continue hugging)

(End of Scene)

Terri:I know what will cheer you up.WWE RAW(turns it on)

Jack:That's Trish Stratus

Janet:You're really sensitive Terr

Terri:Sorry Zack

Zack:It's ok Terri,I know you were trying to help

TV:Trish going for the Stratusfaction,but Victoria counters it,and gives her the Widow's Peak!1,2,3!

Announcer:Winner and still Women's Champion,Victoria

Zack:Wrestling gets better all the time

END

[Zuzzy]

Very interesting combination of Three's Company and pro wrestling. I like how you tied in the Bret Wade incident. Good job

[Janet McFarland]

Very good!

[Chain Gang Member]

Thanzks.I'll post Trish vs. Terri tomorrow,and maybe The Main Event to.After that,here are the next episodes.

The Thief
In the middle of the night, Terri's place is robbed, making it difficult for her to sleep.

Family Matters
Jack has a dream about what having a child would be like.

Something About Janet
Janet has the baby

Will You MMMMM
Jack & Zack want to propose to Janet & Terri but have a tough time getting it out

Together Forever Finale
The weddings of Jack & Janet and Zack & Terri

[Janet McFarland]

J&J aren't married?

[HIGH ENOUGH]

Originally posted by Trippergrl
J&J aren't married?

No, they're dating.

[Chain Gang Member]

Trish vs. Terri

Janet:Terri,why do you look like you're up to something?

Terri:I'm going to tell Zack I want to get back together

Janet:That's great.I'm sure he'll want to

Jack:Here Janet,the ham & goat cheese sandwich you asked for

Janet:Thanks Jack(starts eating it)

Jack:I can't stand to see you eat that stuff(goes into another room)

Terri:Zack,there's something I gotta tell you

(door bell)

Zack:Hold on one second Terri

Trish:Hey Zack

Zack:Trish,I thought I told you that I'm not gonna help you win the Women's Championship

Trish:That doesn't matter.After dating you,I found that I just want to have a nice steady boyfriend

Zack:I don't know,after the way you treated me

Trish:Maybe this will change your mind(she kisses him)

Zack:I'll get my coat,and we'll go to lunch.Wait a minute.Terri,what did you want to tell me?

Terri:It was nothing.Go and have a good time(goes on to the couch next to Janet)

(Zack goes to get his coat)

Janet:Why didn't you tell him that you wanted to get back together?

Terri:Because I can't compare to Trish

Janet:Of course you can.Terri,you are beautiful,smart,and athletic

Terri:You're right,I'm gonna do it.Trish,I'm not gonna let you break Zack's heart again

Trish:Well,you're just going to have to fight me for him

Terri:Anytime,anywhere

Trish:Tonight,RAW

Terri:I'll be there

Zack:Ok Trish,lets go

Trish:I'm sure you'll enjoy this lunch.Stratusfaction guaranteed(they leave)

Terri:

(End of Scene)

Jack:What are you doing Terri?

Terri:Watching tapes of Trish

Jack:Why are you doing that?

Terri:To study her moves so I can win the match against her

Jack:What?

Terri:Trish wants me to fight her for Zack

Jack:Oh,so this is all about Zack

Terri:Yep

Zack:Hey,Trish gave me tickets to RAW.But she only gave me 3 tickets

Terri:She already gave me mine

Zack:Oh,that was nice.We better get ready

(at RAW)

Janet:I'm starting to like this stuff

Zack:Really?

Janet:Yeah.All these men sweating in their clothes

Jack:Janet!

Janet:It's not me,it's the pregnancy talking

Jack:Oh

(Terri comes to the ring)

Zack:Terri's gonna wrestle?

Jack:She's gonna wrestle Trish

Zack:Isn't that nice

Janet:What?!

Zack:Trish is giving Terri a little publicity

Jack: (sarcastically)Some publicity

Zack:Come on Jack,these matches are scripted

Janet:I hope they're scripted so Terri won't be in the hospital

(Trish comes out and they start wrestling.Terri starts doing good until Trish throws her into a ring post)

JR:Trish is setting up Terri for that Chick Kick of hers

Zack:What is Terri doing in there anyway?

Jack:She's fighting for you

Zack:What?

Janet:Yeah,she wanted to get back together with you but Trish said that she had to fight for you

Zack:Oh my God.I have to stop this(jumps over the barricade)

JR:Wait a minute!Some guy just jumped over the barricade

Zack:Trish please don't do this

Trish:No,she's not going to interfere in our love life

Zack:There is no love life between us

Trish:What?

(Terri gives her a german suplex pin )

JR:Terri with a german suplex.1,2,3!

Announcer:Here is your winner,Terri Alden

King:This is an upset,JR!

Trish:Why did you do that?

Zack: (gets into the ring)Because I think Chris Jericho is right.You are nothing but a filthy,dirty,disgusting,brutal,bottom feeding, trash bag ho!(Terri and Zack kiss in the middle of the ring)

JR:Here comes Christian and his problem solver,Tyson Tomko

(They start double teaming Zack,and Christian gives him the Unprettier)
JR:Christian with an Unprettier on that guy,now they are closing on Terri.Wait a minute here comes Chris Jericho!

King:Now it's 3 on 3

JR:Chris Jericho with an enziguri on ChristianOh no Tyson picking up Jericho by the throat

King:He's paying the price for being a hero JR

JR:The guy just hit a low blow on Tyson.Jericho with a bulldog and the Lionsault

King:Terri just hit Trish Stratus with a Chick Kick of her own

(Zack hits an Unprettier on Christian)

JR:Christian just got an Unprettier of his own

King:Now Chris Jericho has the Walls of Jericho on Christian

JR:That guy locks the Crippler Crossface on Christian!

&
(The let go and Jericho raises their hands in the air)

(End of Scene)

Jack:Wow,that was some show you guys put on

Janet:Yeah,you two make a good team

Terri:We're going to do it again next week

Jack:What?

Zack:Yeah we are going team with Chris Jericho against Christian,Trish and Tyson Tamko.We got you two front row seats

Jack:Thanks

Janet:Good night

Both:Good night

Zack:Terri,thank you for what you did

Terri:I just wanted to show you how much you mean to me

Zack:That also showed how much You meant to me

Terri:Aww

(They kiss)

END

[Chain Gang Member]

The Main Event

Jack:Janet,why do you keep hogging the bathroom?

Janet:It's not my fault Jack,this baby keeps squezzing my bladder like a squeeze toy

Jack:What you two doing?

Zack:Training for tonight

Jack:Oh

Terri: Do you think that we can win tonight

Zack:Of course,we're teaming with "Y2J" Chris Jericho

Terri: Do you think he can help us

Zack:No offense,but that's one of the stupidest questions I have ever heard

Terri:Why?

Zack:This guy defeated The Rock & Stone Cold Steve Austin on the same night to become the first ever Undisputed Champion

Terri:Wow.But do you think we're ready?

Zack:Terri,you beat Trish last week without any training at all.We're ready

Terri:You're right.Lets go

(End of Scene)

Janet:Alright,I have everything I need

JAck:Janet,you almost left the consession stand empty.Like you're doing to my wallet

(Zack & Terri come out with Chris Jericho and his music)

Announcer:The following 6 man tagteam match is scheduled for one fall.Introducing first the team of Terri Alden,Zack Tripper and Chris Jericho!

JR:This match was made because of what happened last week.Trish was about to finish off Terri,but Zack jumped over the barricade and distracted Trish allowing Terri to get the upset victory over Trish

King:Then Christian & Tyson Tomko came down,and attacked Zack,but Jericho made the save,and helped them out

(Christian,Trish and Tyson Tomko come out to Christian's music)

Announcer:And their opponents,the team of Trish Stratus,Tyson Tomko and Christian

King:Look at the stare down between these two teams

JR:This is going to be a slobber knocker

King:No doubt about it

(They brawl for a while and Zack & Christian are the legal men)

JR:Trish going for the Stratusphere(but after she gets on the top,Zack grabs her and puts her on his shoulders and Terri comes off the top rope giving her the Doomsday Device),but get caught by Zack and gets the Doomsday Device ventage LOD!

King:They are really giving Christian's team a run for their money,JR

JR: Damn right.This is turning into a real slobber knocker

King:Looks like tides have turned

JR:Christian going for the Unprettier but Zack counters it and gives him a spinebuster!(Zack looks down,kicks Christian's arm)Looks like he's going to be doing a move created by The Rock

(Bounces of both sides of the rope)

King:That's right,the most electrifying move in sports entertainment.(does the People's Elbow )The People's Elbow!

JR:1,2,3!Zack pins Christian!

Annoucer:Here are your winners-Terri Alden,Zack Tripper and Chris Jericho!

King:This an even bigger upset than last week

(The ref raises Zack & Terri's hands and Chris Jericho raises Zack's hand)

(End of Scene)

Jack:I can't believe you did it

Janet:You guys did great

Terri:Thanks

Zack:Yeah but that will be the last time

Jack:Why?

Janet:Yeah,you guys were great.Why stop now?

Terri:It would interfere with with our other jobs

Jack:At least you had your moment in the sun

Janet:Yeah.Well good night

Both:good night

Terri:Hey Zack

Zack:What?

Terri:Want to do a little wrestling in my bedroom

Zack:In the words of Stone Cold Steve Austin,Oh Hell Yeah!

(They go to Terri's bedroom)

END

[Janet McFarland]

Those were good! I liked how you tied in Chris Jericho and Trish w/ your stories! I used to watch wrestling and I stopped , but by reading your stories it's like watching an episode!