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In a way, that dream was saying if Janet marries Jack, they'll have babies and babies cry. That's another (if not the main reason) she's afraid to marry Jack: starting a family. Anyways, I had another breakthrough.
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Love You
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(Kitchen. Day. Janet sneaks in, goes over to the cookie jar, looks around and opens it. She takes out a cookie and takes a bite. Chrissy walks in. Janet quickly puts the cookie back in the jar)

Chrissy: Hey, Janet. (Janet smiles) You have crumb on your mouth. (gasps) Have you been eating cookies? (Janet looks innocent and point to herself) Yes, you. We said this year we would go on diets together! January isn't even over and already you're caving in. (Janet swallows the cookie)
Janet: Come on Chrissy. Who really keeps there New Years resolutions anyway?
Chrissy: Alot of people. Where I come from, if you break a resolution, it's like breaking a promise to God.
Janet: Chrissy, where you come from, people named Farmer McDonald get in medical school.
Chrissy: His name was Farmer Goose.
Janet: That's much better. (She rolls her eyes. They sit at the table. Larry walks in)
Larry: Hey. Have any of you seen Jack around?
Janet: He's not here. When we got up this morning he was gone. Have a seat. (Larry sits) So how's your New Years resolution coming?
Larry: Oh, yeah, that. I changed it.
Chrissy: Figures you couldn't go a year with sex. What is it this time?
Larry: Well, I have a dirty mouth. So I'm going to stop swearing. Like when I want to say the "F" word, I'll use "love" in it's place.
Janet: That sounds stupid.
Chrissy: Yeah.
Larry: Love you both!
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(Living room. Later. Janet is on the couch, reading. Jack walks in)

Janet: Hey honey.
Jack: Hey. (The kiss)
Janet: Are you sweating?
Jack: Yea. I just came back from the gym. My New Years resolution is to stay in shap. (Janet puts her book on the table)
Janet: Really? That turns me on. (She drags Jack over the back of the couch and they start making out. Larry walks in)
Larry: You people should really tape your make-out sessions. You would make big money in PayPerView.
Jack: What do you want, Larry?
Larry: Well, my cousin set me up with this blind date. But I already have plans with Britney. So would you go out with her?
Jack: No. I plan on spending the night alone with Janet. Maybe we'll tape it for you. (He and Janet laugh)
Larry: Jack, please. If this girl turns out to be ugly that means I broke up with Britney for nothing.
Jack: What do you think Janet?
Janet: Go ahead. We do the same positions everynight anyways. Time you learned spme new ones.
Jack: Janet!
Janet: I'm just kidding. Go. Have fun. I'm almost done with this book anyway. (Jack gets off of her and Janet picks the book back up)
Jack: Larry, I guess I'm going.
Larry: Thanks, bud. (They shake hands) Thanks, Janet.
Janet: Why not? Afterall, maybe this girl will turn out ugly like your cousin.
Larry: Love you, Janet. (He walks out)
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(Living room. Night. The apartment is dark. Jack walks in and turns the lights on. Janet is sitting on the sofa but Jack doesn't see her. He turns and sees her, and screams)

Jack: What are you doing up?
Janet: Just wondering how my boyfriends date the another woman went. Am I dumped?
Jack: No. But she was beatiful. And smart and funny. I had a good time. You didn't have to wait up.
Janet: I wanted to. To see what time you would stumble in.
Jack: Glad you did. (They kiss) Because me and Jessica are going on another date tomorrow night.
Janet: WHAT?!
Jack: It was her idea.
Janet: And you can't say no?
Jack: Janet, I told her about you and me. And she understood. She also has a boyfriend. We're just going out as friends.
Janet: Yea. And the next thing you'll be is bed friends. (She goes her room, slamming the door)
Jack: Janet! (He sighs)
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(Kitchen. Next day. Janet is scrapping the burn off of toast. Chrissy is at the table. Jack walks in)

Chrissy: Good morning, Jack.
Jack: Hey, Chrissy. (He walks to Janet and puts his arms around her) Good morning sunshine of my life.
Janet: Good morning darkness of mine. (She elbow Jack in the stomache and takes a plate of toast to the table and sets down)
Jack: Are you still soar over me going out tonight? (Janet doesn't answear) Janet, you haven't even met the woman.
Janet: And I don't want to. Besides, I know the type. Men come in the flower shop all the time buying flowers for there wives that say I'm Sorry or Forgive Me because they cheated with a beach blonde tramp and the wife found out about it. (She takes a sip of coffee)
Jack: Jessica isn't blonde. She's a red head. (Janet glares at Jack)
Chrissy: Come on guys. Don't fight. Can we just eat in piece?
Janet: Chrissy's right. Now lets all sit down and be pleastent, damn it! (She slams her coffee cup down on the table)
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(Living room. Later. Jack opens the door. It's Larry)

Larry: Alright, Jack. I came up here as soon as I could. Where's the fire?
Jack: In my pants!
Larry: I don't know if I can help you with that, bud. I don't float that way.
Jack: I meant with Janet. She's not mad at me because I agreed to go out on another date with Jessica.
Larry: You told her you were going an another date?
Jack: Yeah.
Larry: You give guys everywhere a bad name. Don't ever tell your girl your going on a date with another girl.
Jack: Janet and I don't keep secrets from each other. Anyways, I have to break up with Jessica, but I want Janet to see me do it. So I want you to be up here so you can take Jessica out tonight after I break u with her. Maybe she won't feel as bad.
Larry: I hate being the last choice guy, but for you, I'll do anything.
Jack: Thanks, pal.
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(Living room. Night. Janet is on the couch watching TV. The door bell rings. Jack comes out of his bed room and answears it. It's Larry.)

Jack: Come on Larry. (Larry walks in. Jack shuts the door) How have you been.
Larry: Alright. Hey, Janet.
Janet (dully): Larry. (The doorbell rings again. Jack opens it. It's Jessica. Larry is blown away by her beauty. Janet looks at her and opens her mouth. She looks at Jessica's big breats then at her own little ones and has a sad look on her face)
Jessica: Hey, Jack. Are you ready to go?
Jack: I have something to say. I can't go out with you. I can't go out with you tonight. Or ever. But, Larry Dallas is going to take my place. (Larry waves)
Jessica: Is it because of your girlfriend.
Jack: Yeah. Jessica, this is Janet.
Janet (coolly): Hello.
Jessica: Hello. If you don't mind me saying so, you have a great boyfriend.
Janet: I know. (She smiles at Jack, who smiles back)
Jessica: Well, Larry. Nice to meet you. (They shake hands)
Larry: Oh love me, love me, love me.
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The End.

[JackTripper258]

this was great! I knew Jack wouldn't leave Janet for Jessica

[Chain Gang Member]

It's like everytime to turn around,Larry's with a new girl

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I'm thinking about makig Jessica Larry's permanet g.f. Anyways, this one of my fav episodes I have written.
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Chrissy's Cookies
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(Living room. Chrissy is sitting on the couch, watching TV. Janet walks in)

Janet: I'm so mad, I could scream. AAAAHHH!!!
Chrissy: Bad day, Janet?
Janet: You could say that. 1st, since it's almost Valentines Day we were busy at the flower shop. The boss hired a new girl to help out. Turns out she's a real pain. She just stood there while I did all the work! A costumer knocked over a vase and it broke. She wouldn't even pick it up! And what does the boss do? Since he didn't see anything, this girl told him that she did everything and he gives her all of the credit! I bit my tounge and walked out.
Chrissy: Sorry to hear that.
Janet: Thanks. I would've said something but I didn't want to make matters worse.
Chrissy: That's your problem, Janet. You let people push you around.
Janet: You're right, Chrissy. Today, I am a new woman! I'm nat taking guff off of nobody!
Chrissy: You go girl. Oh would you get a glass of water?
Janet: Sure. (She starts for the kitchen, realizes what she's doing, stops and eyes Chrissy. Jack walks in, holding the mail)
Jack: Mail call. (He gives everybody their mail)
Janet: I got a notice about a new contest to see who can make the best cookie. The winner will get a deal with Pillsbury and get the chance to market the cookie.
Jack: Are you sure it's not for me?
Janet: It says Janet Wood. Why on earth are they sendinng this to me? I don't cook.
Jack: You *can't* cook.
Janet: Very funny.
Chrissy: Janet, if you're not going to use it, can I have it? My secret dream is to be the maker of the hottest new cookie. I might enter.
Janet: Sure. (Gives paper to Chrissy)
Chrissy: Oh, it says the dead line is Feb. 1st. I best get ready. (She goes to the kitchen)
Jack: Isn't that cute? She wants to cook.
Janet: I know Chrissy may not be the sharpest tool int he shed, but I think she can do it. If she works hard enough.
Jack: HA! I like Chrissy. But she and cooking go together like cats and water.
Janet: Some cats like water.
Jack: Name one.
Janet: Well, I can't right off bat but I bet you 50 bucks Chrissy can win that thing.
Jack: You're on! (They shake hands and Jack draws her into a kiss)
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(Kitchen. Next day. Chrissy is at the table looking at a cook book. Janet walks in)

Janet: Trying to figure out a recipe?
Chrissy: Yeah.
Janet: I hate to bust your bubble but I took another look at that contest and said you have to make an "original cookie."
Chrissy: Doesn't that mean already cooked?
Janet: No it means fresh.
Chrissy: I'm going to cook the cookies before the contest. They won't be old.
Janet: No, Chris. Original means you have to think it up on your own.
Chrissy: Oh.
Janet: Want me to help?
Chrissy: Thanks alot, Janet. But I'd rather do this on my own.
Janet: Sure. I understand. (She walks out. Chrissy thinks, gets an idea and gets a bowl, mixer, ect)
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(Living room. The door bell rings. Jack comes out of his bed room and opens it. It's Larry along with Jessica)

Jack: Hey, you two. Come on in.
Larry: We can't stay long. I'm taking Jess to the Opera.
Jack: The opera? You? (He starts laughing) I didn't know hell froze over.
Larry: That was the old me. Jessica has opened up the new me. (in Jack's ear): plus, I'm going to score after.
Jack: What brings you byhere?
Jessica: I came to borrow something of Chrissy's I saw her wearing.
Jack: She's in the kitchen. (Jessica goes to the kitchen) So how's the relationship?
Larry: Good. You know, I think you dumped Jess for a reason.
Jack: Yea. Because Janet was jealous of her.
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(Kitchen. Chrissy is putting ingreditents in a bowl. Jessica walks in)

Chrissy: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hey, Chrissy. I was wondering if I couldn't borrow those earrings I seen you with the other day?
Chrissy: Help yourself. They're on my nightstand in the jewerly box.
Jessica: Thanks. (She walks out)
Chrissy: When I called grandma to get some ideas she said a teaspoon of alcohol. (She pours a little alcohol in the bowl) That doesn't look like enough. (She pours almost the whole bottle in the bowl)
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(Kitchen. Later. Chrissy is taking cookies out of the oven. Janet walks in)

Janet: What smells so good?
Chrissy: The cookies. They're finally done. I figure I'd cook a batch early for you guys to try.
Janet: Let me try one. (Janet picks a cookie off of the tray and takes a bite)
Chrissy: Well?
Janet: Excellent! What are you going to call them?
Chrissy: I don't know. (Jessica walks in)
Jessica: Hey, Chrissy. I returned your earrings. Thanks for the loan.
Chrissy: Anytime. Would you like a cookie. I made them myself.
Jessica: Sure. (She takes a bite of cookie) It's great! What are they called?
Chrissy: I don't know. Janet asked me the same thing.
Jessica: How about Chrissy's Cookies?
Janet: I like that! It's simple. Like Chrissy. (She laughs)
Chrissy: Oh, yeah?
Janet: Relax, Chrissy. I was only kidding. (She eats that cookie and starts on another. So does Jessica. Chrissy tries one herself)
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(Kitchen. Later. The girls at the table laughing, drunk)

Jessica: And that's the 1st time me and Larry did it.
Chrissy: Right there in the middle of the mall?
Jessica: Honey, we did it in the food court. (They laugh)
Chrissy: Is it me or is it hot in here?
Janet: I wonder what that backstabbing slut my boss hired is doing? Probably screwing him!
Chrissy: Janet. Forget all about that. Have another cookie. (She nods to the plate of cookies in the middle of the table. Janet takes one and takes a bite)
Janet: Excuse me, ladies. (With much diffitculty, Janet goes to the living room and picks up the phone. She's so drunk she can barely see the numbers. She brings the phone close to her face and dials.)(she says this drunkingly): Mr. Raker, this is Janet Wood. About that new bimbo you hired. She's lieing! That day at the store she didn't lift a finger to help. And I'm going to tell you one thing: she goes or I do! (pause) Excuse me? (pause) Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to dial the wrong number. (She hangs up the phone and walks back to the kitchen) I told him off!!
Jessica: You know it just occured to me. Chrissy, you're the only girl around here single.
Janet: You know, Jess. You're right. Chrissy, we need to hook you up. What do you look for in a guy?
Chrissy: Anybody tied to my bed. (They laugh. Jack and Larry)
Jessica: Oh, Janet. If it isn't our boy toys. Jack and Larry. Hey, honey. (She and Larry kiss)
Larry: Why do yo smell like booze?
Jessica: Why do you smell like Tommy Boy? (She laughs)
Jack: Janet, you smell like alcohol, too.
Janet: Only a little bit. (She giggles)
Larry: Alright, girls. What's going here.
Chrissy: Well, warden. I made cookies and I may have spiked just a little.
Jack: A little? The whole apartment reeks of booze!
Jessica: You sure that's not your butt? (She laughs)
Janet: Hey, don't talk to my boyfriend like that.
Jessica: What are you going to do about it.
Janet: This. (She gives Jessica a little push. Jessica pushes back. Janet takes a swing at Jess but hits Jack in the privates.) Oh, honey. I'm sorry. See what you made me do?
Jessica: What I made you do?
Larry: Alright, girls. As much as I love this, break it up.
Jessica: I love you honey. (She gets up and kisses him) Lets go to your place. (They exit)
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(Girls bedroom. The next day. Chrissy is looking over Janet. Janet opens her eyes and sees her and screams)

Chrissy: Sssshhhh! Talk in a whisper for the rest of your life. (She rubs her tembles)
Janet: Why are you over me?
Chrissy: I thought you were dead. Wanted to make sure.
Janet: I'm alive but with this hangover I may as well be dead. What the heck did we do last night.
Chrissy: I don't know but it must have been wild! Do you want anything from the kitchen?
Janet: No. I just want to die.
Chrissy: I'll see what I can do. (She walks out. Janet moans and puts the pillow over her face. Chrissy walks back in) You have to see this.
Janet: Unless its the Angel of the Death, I'm not interested.
Chrissy: It's much better.
Janet: Fine. (She takes the pillow from over her face) You may have you keep me up tho. (Janet tries to get off the bed, but can't. Chrissy walks over, trying to help, but Janet pulls her on the bed with her)
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(Kitchen. Jack Larry are at the table eating Chrissy's cookies. They are laughing, drunk)

Larry: And that's the 1st time me and Jess had sex.
Jack: Janet tied me up our 1st time. It was after Chrissy's sisters wedding. We role played. I was the bride she was the groom.
Larry: Don't you mean she was the bride and you were the groom?
Jack: No. That would be stupid!
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The End

P.S I know the characters were....well.. not in character but alcohol can change anybody. lol.

[Chain Gang Member]

SO alcohol makes Chrissy a good cook?

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Originally Posted by Chain Gang Member

SO alcohol makes Chrissy a good cook?

No. Chrissy put too much booze in the cookies. When people ate them, it made them drunk.

[Chain Gang Member]

Oh ok I see.Hey,did you check out my new episode?