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Mikado · 10-31-2007, 10:20 PM

Brent:
"Well, good luck with that!"
"You lost me!"

Wanda:
"Pow! Scorch!!!"

Lacey:
"I just don't fit into this town!"
"ohhhhhhhh!!! I did it again!"

Davis:
"ALL RIIIIIIGHTTTTTT!!!"
"Hey, rookie!"

Karen:
"Dayyyyvisssssss!!"

Hank:
"Can I borrow a tenski?"
"I need some Pop-Rocks!"

Emma:
"Oscar , quit it!!!"
"Riiiiiiiiighhhht."

Oscar:
"I PAY YOUR SALARY!"
"...IT'S A HANDY INVENTION, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO USE IT SOMETIME!"
"BAHHH!!"
and of course......"JACKASS!!!!!!"

Ireneparalegal · 10-31-2007, 10:33 PM

Mikado · 10-31-2007, 10:40 PM

If you think of more, go ahead and add them

Megara · 11-01-2007, 03:32 PM

One of my favs:

Paul: Hi Lacey, what can I get you?
Lacey: I feel like a glass of wine... what's your house red?
Paul: I'm not sure...
[Yells to the backroom]
Paul: Hey, what's it say on that bag of wine over there? No, that's ketchup, the one beside it!!
Lacey: You know what? Beer's good.

Mikado · 11-06-2007, 09:47 PM

I forgot Lacey's BEST catchphrase....whenever she wins something competitive...... IN YOUR FACE!!!!! `

Mikado · 11-10-2007, 01:07 AM

When Hank "convinced" Karen and Davis to eat healthier snacks than just donuts, she comes up with zucchini cupcakes....
Davis: "You sure can taste the Zuccini!"
Karen: "Yeah, they're kind of DRY!"
Davis: "Want to see who can throw them furthest?"

Then they replace the zuccini with chocolate chips....eventually, covering them with smarties and chocolate icing!!! :
Karen: "After i eat one, I feel really energetic.....for ten minutes; then I crash!.........So I eat another one!"

Ireneparalegal · 11-10-2007, 01:10 AM

Great addition to this thread.

Mikado · 11-10-2007, 01:15 AM

Thx , great thread

Speaking of threads, I added a new pic puzzle

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Mikado · 11-11-2007, 03:28 PM

Season 5 ep , Wanda is working for extra cash at the town bar:

Emma: "Give me something cold and stiff!"
Wanda: "Have you tried the Morgue?"

Mikado · 12-04-2007, 04:37 PM

My all-time favorite CG quote.........

(Oscar, having been banned from the beerstore has decided to make his own homebrew........)
Oscar: "Here it is, the maiden batch of "Oscarbrau"!"
Lacey: "I left Toronto to GET AWAY from the polution!"
Brent looking at beer in his glass: " Geez Dad, did you mix this in a Skidoo Boot, or a crow's nest???"
Brent after tasting: "Honest to GOD Dad, it tastes like you beat a skunk to death with a salmon!!!!!!"

Mikado · 12-04-2007, 04:41 PM

Emma: "I don't know why we all didnt SEE it before, Carl is kind of a "dink"!"
Brent (The one person who didn't like Carl ): "Well, I have a very sensitive "dink meter"!"
Lacey (looking at Brent kind of funny): "I wish i hadnt heard that..."
Brent: "YOU wish????!!!"

Mikado · 12-04-2007, 04:46 PM

The towns 2 police officers talking about the local talent show, Senior Officer Davis has just asked his junior officer to play the "dummy" in a ventrilloquist act; and she has refused.......

Davis: "Why wont you be my dummy?"
Karen: "Because it isn't dignified, Police officers need to be respected by the community!"
Davis: "Pffffttttt!!! Who told you THAT?"

10-31-2007, 10:20 PM	#16
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	CORNER GAS CATCHPHRASES Brent: "Well, good luck with that!" "You lost me!" Wanda: "Pow! Scorch!!!" Lacey: "I just don't fit into this town!" "ohhhhhhhh!!! I did it again!" Davis: "ALL RIIIIIIGHTTTTTT!!!" "Hey, rookie!" Karen: "Dayyyyvisssssss!!" Hank: "Can I borrow a tenski?" "I need some Pop-Rocks!" Emma: "Oscar , quit it!!!" "Riiiiiiiiighhhht." Oscar: "I PAY YOUR SALARY!" "...IT'S A HANDY INVENTION, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO USE IT SOMETIME!" "BAHHH!!" and of course......"JACKASS!!!!!!"

10-31-2007, 10:33 PM	#17
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11-01-2007, 03:32 PM	#19
Megara Cheers OCD Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 31, 2007 Location: Moncton, NB Posts: 74	One of my favs: Paul: Hi Lacey, what can I get you? Lacey: I feel like a glass of wine... what's your house red? Paul: I'm not sure... [Yells to the backroom] Paul: Hey, what's it say on that bag of wine over there? No, that's ketchup, the one beside it!! Lacey: You know what? Beer's good.
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10-31-2007, 10:40 PM	#18
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	If you think of more, go ahead and add them

11-06-2007, 09:47 PM	#20
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	I forgot Lacey's BEST catchphrase....whenever she wins something competitive...... IN YOUR FACE!!!!! `

11-10-2007, 01:07 AM	#21
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	When Hank "convinced" Karen and Davis to eat healthier snacks than just donuts, she comes up with zucchini cupcakes.... Davis: "You sure can taste the Zuccini!" Karen: "Yeah, they're kind of DRY!" Davis: "Want to see who can throw them furthest?" Then they replace the zuccini with chocolate chips....eventually, covering them with smarties and chocolate icing!!! : Karen: "After i eat one, I feel really energetic.....for ten minutes; then I crash!.........So I eat another one!"

11-10-2007, 01:10 AM	#22
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,689	Great addition to this thread.

11-10-2007, 01:15 AM	#23
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Thx , great thread Speaking of threads, I added a new pic puzzle !

11-11-2007, 03:28 PM	#24
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Season 5 ep , Wanda is working for extra cash at the town bar: Emma: "Give me something cold and stiff!" Wanda: "Have you tried the Morgue?"

12-04-2007, 04:37 PM	#25
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	My all-time favorite CG quote......... (Oscar, having been banned from the beerstore has decided to make his own homebrew........) Oscar: "Here it is, the maiden batch of "Oscarbrau"!" Lacey: "I left Toronto to GET AWAY from the polution!" Brent looking at beer in his glass: " Geez Dad, did you mix this in a Skidoo Boot, or a crow's nest???" Brent after tasting: "Honest to GOD Dad, it tastes like you beat a skunk to death with a salmon!!!!!!"

12-04-2007, 04:41 PM	#26
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Emma: "I don't know why we all didnt SEE it before, Carl is kind of a "dink"!" Brent (The one person who didn't like Carl ): "Well, I have a very sensitive "dink meter"!" Lacey (looking at Brent kind of funny): "I wish i hadnt heard that..." Brent: "YOU wish????!!!"

12-04-2007, 04:46 PM	#27
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	The towns 2 police officers talking about the local talent show, Senior Officer Davis has just asked his junior officer to play the "dummy" in a ventrilloquist act; and she has refused....... Davis: "Why wont you be my dummy?" Karen: "Because it isn't dignified, Police officers need to be respected by the community!" Davis: "Pffffttttt!!! Who told you THAT?"