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Old 10-30-2004, 01:04 PM   #16
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LOL..more tonight!
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Old 10-30-2004, 10:01 PM   #17
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More nows...

Starts: (Bonnie and Nancy are setting up for The Division's episode "Baby it's Cold Outside.")
Nancy: (Lays on the bed and ready to rehearse the part where Kate comes in and Jinny is really dreaming this)
(Tears down the painting from the wall and searches for the drugs and then pauses and her eyes start to beat and her head starts to spin inside)
Bonnie: Hi, Jin. How ya feeling?
Nancy: (Freezes with her eyes all teary and face broken out red)
Uh, better..much better.
Bonnie: Magda called me..(Sits down)
Nancy: (Nancy's eyes change beat red and her face literally changes to white as she starts dripping blood down from her mouth)
Bonnie: (Her facial expression fades to a shocked horrified look)
Nancy: (Begins to gag as her eye balls turn inside out and roll off her face onto the bed)
Bonnie: Ohh...(Moans and starts to tremble)
Nancy: (Her head spins around and around until it suddenly stops)
Bonnie: (Frozen in a shocked trance moaning and moaning thinking that this is a dream)
Nancy: (Smiles as fangs appear under her cold blue lips)
Bonnie: (Shakes more and then starts to hyperventalate without even moving a muscle)
Nancy: (Blood gushes down her face from her forehead and almost covers her whole head)
Bonnie: (Her facial expression changes again and with her jaw dropping wide open she collapses flipping backwards off the bed)
(Camera people check the hidden camera as they were stupidly not looking because now they heard a thump. But as they try to see what was going on, suddenly the cameras were blocked off when they turned around again and the doors were locked so they could not leave)
Lisa: (Enters the other door behind Nancy where she is sitting and Lisa looked around and it looked like they were not filming)
Nancy? (Takes small steps) Nancy? Nance! (Calls louder)
What the hell? (Gets closer faster and faster and then pauses as this weird feeling grows inside of her) Nancy, if this is a joke you are playing on me then...

(Nancy then spins around like lightening and Lisa notices that she is like a mutant monster..or the excorsist child with a demond inside of her)
Lisa: (Freezes, gasps and screams in horror)
Nancy: (Just stares at Lisa and goes to reach out to her with her hand that suddenly transfers to claws)
Lisa: (Shrieks louder and louder and backs away while she rushes over to the other side of the bed where Bonnie is groaning and pleading for help)
Bonnie: (Lays there with a knife in her stomach bleeding out)
Lisa: Ohh my gosh! Ohh..ohh god. (Panics in terror and helps Bonnie up to her feet)
Nancy: (Leans over the bed and with her fangs they swiftly come down towards Lisa's head)
(Bonnie slithers out of Lisa's arms and runs with a limp)

---(Nancy is still leaning over the bed with her mouth dripping blood and Lisa's limbs dangling from her lips)
---The end---
*As for the legend of mutant Nancy's causes, no one ever knew what hit her that night and turned her the next morning. All the scientists found was Lisa's cell phone with blood stains on the top. The last call was from her 11 year old son, Benjamin. His mother had been brutally murdered, or eaten by the mutant. Mutant Nancy McKeon was never found again.*
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Old 11-02-2004, 07:02 AM   #18
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Great!!! Awewsome! Now More Please!
Where did Nancy get this vampire disease?????
Has she watched Salem's Lot too many times?
Bonnie has experience, she should bite back!!!
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Old 11-04-2004, 04:37 PM   #19
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The next tale will be coming up very soon..hmm maybe she did watch Salems Lot a lil too much hehe LOL
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Old 11-18-2004, 12:57 AM   #20
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New tale: (Takes place in Tracey's/CD's office in the acting aditorium)
Tracey: (Sighs while going through papers/scripts)
Man, tomorrow I am going to organize this desk..when did I get so disorganized?
Nancy: (Knocks on door laughing while it is already open) Having trouble there? Don't fight with your desk now.."CD." (she kidded)
Tracey: (Chuckles) Bite me, "Jinny."
Nancy: Well, things are the same being back here after giving birth to Aurora.
Tracey: She has the most prettiest eyes and the nicest full head of hair I've ever seen. (Smiles)
Nancy: How's Katie?
Tracey: Oh, were hitting kindergarten next year..oh my gosh things are going to pass by so fast. (She thought daydreaming)
Nancy: Woah there, it only happens if you think ahead. (Laughs a little)
Tracey: Wish it was really like that!
Nancy: Before ya know it, Aurora will be getting bigger.
Tracey: How was the birth? Must of been scary having her about a month early huh?
Nancy: God, birth wasn't great..hard one. I had alot of complications but somehow the imbilical cord nutrients saved the baby. It was amazing.
Tracey: Wow. I'm glad everything turned out ok though. And that you and baby are ok.
Nancy: Well, thank you for being concerned. (On her way out the door getting to the set rehearsing)Gotta go, I'm up next. See ya.
Tracey: (Waves and sits staring into space at her desk thinking about Katie all night)

Ah, bedtime mores soon!
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Old 11-18-2004, 01:12 AM   #21
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That was great, Jessie! Post more soon!
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Old 11-18-2004, 07:07 AM   #22
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Great! New Story!
I wonder when they start acting srtangely?!
Write more soon! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
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Old 11-27-2004, 08:26 PM   #23
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Starts: (Tracey and Jon are having coffee and breakfast in the lounge after coming back from the cafeteria)
Tracey: (Carries her tray back to the table as she spots Jon her co-star partner)
Jon: Yo. Are you prepared for the big part we have to deal with tonight?
Tracey: What? Ohh..yeah. I am. (A little dozed off taking a sip of her coffee cool-ata) (SP?)
Jon: So how did you sleep last night? I heard you discussing
some issues about your daughter yesterday evening with Nance.
Tracey: Ohh, it was nothing. I mean it was nothing to be concerned about. I was just explaining to her how our babies grow so fast and other stuff.
Jon: Every mother thinks that way and father. Mom's and dad's want their kids to stay little and be their babies forever and do things for them, pick up after them, whatever. Cause that baby is part of you. You love it and you want to own it forever and when you feel liek your loosing control of it..it breaks your heart.
Tracey: (Sits there in a daze) Can't wait until you are a dad. Man, you guys have it tough too. I mean well, "mommy" has it tough for a while but when the child gets older..especially if it's a girl, the "daddy" feels more helpless.
Jon: (Chuckles) I wouldn't be the kind of dad..well I wouldn't be perfect but I would get involved with the kids activities and school events..whatever.
Tracey: Ah, but no dad is perfect. And the kids will soon want some personal space..some breathing room. They will have hormones jumping up and down and mood swings and even personality changings over the years. (Pops a chocolate chip cookie in her mouth)
Jon: Do you just love ruining my moments, or is it just me?
Tracey: (Cracks up and puts her coffee down) Yes.


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LMAO, that is so funny!!!! This is great! Post more, soon!
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and more pleeeease!

I love short and funny posts, the only post type i like better is LONG and funny!
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I liked this one n it seemed 2 be interestin so i decided to post more-
Starts: (CD is on her way home when she hears a strange noise coming from her car and she begins to feel the car vibrating and moving funny)
CD: (Stops the engine and gets out of her car) What the hell? (She then see's a puddle of liquid on the ground and she could see it dripping from the car)
Nate: (Picks up his cell as CD calls him asking for a ride home and for him to come look at her car since he has done some mechanical work in the past) Hey, whats up?
CD: Um, Nate hey. Listen I wanna know if you can come take a look at my car. Something goin on with it..maybe some oil drippin I guess and it's running really weirdly.
Nate: Sure I'll be there as quick as I can..where are you?
CD: (On the side of the curb checking her surroundings) Uh, back of Anchorside 2 blocks from here..on Pavarro street. You'll see my car.
Nate: Oh ok, I'll be there in 5 minutes tops. (Shoving a glazed donut in his mouth from his glove compartment)
CD: (Hangs up her cell and steps closer slowly to the back end of the car and begins to feel nervous) Th..is isn't oil. It's red..(As she got closer, the smell started to change) Oh my god...no it couldn't be.
CD: (Takes a closer glance and realizes that it's blood but she does not know where it came from so she stares at the trunk with her eyeballs almost shaking and she swallowed hard)
Nate: (Speeding down the road almost choking on his donut he can see CD's car all the way down the block and he speeds up more) Oh what the hell this road is quiet and I'm a cop.
CD: (Takes a chance and lifts up the trunk)
Nate: (Parks his car on the side of the road and gets out of his car) CD! (Rushes over) What's the prob? See..told ya less than 5 minutes.
CD: Yeah..thanks can you help me lift up the trunk lid I think it's loaded with some kind of liquid but I'm really freaked out..it appears to be like blood.
Nate: Holy **** (Helped her lift the whole trunk open as he jumped back)
CD: (Gasps) Oh..ohh my god! (Clings to Nate for a second) A..a dead body? How the hell did it get there? This is crazy..someone must of killed someone and somehow got into my trunk..
Nate: Alright. Calm down let's inform the police now so they can identify the body..it's in a bag anyway..so.
CD: No! (She shouts catchig her breath) Wha..what if they accuse me?
Nate: (Just stops and thinks)
CD: No I'm serious what if I become a suspect if we do come forward?
Nate: CD if will make it worse if we hide it.
CD: Nate what the fu** are you talking about?? The body was in my damn trunk! (she panics)
Nate: (Hugs her tightly) Look, If you just explain what happened then everything will go smoothly.
CD: Nate, I swear I had absoloutly no idea..I swear!
Nate: Hey, come on. You know I would never accuse you and especially if you called me over to look at your car and we both opened the trunk and your reaction was like this..plus I know you. Why would you think I would do that to you? Don't worry I will be on your side no matter what happens. Just relax.
CD: (Breathes) Yeah..you..you're right. I'll just come forward and tell them what happened. (Nodds her head and trys to stop shaking)

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