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Old 10-15-2004, 09:09 PM   #1
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Talking The Dark Tales of The Division

Ok..this new fAn fIcTioN is about the "tales of TD" just some twlight zone kind of freaky events that happen on the set..or better yet..could happen...*Just sit back, relax, and read*
*THUNDER and LIGHTENING please*..here we go:

Starting: (On the set of The Division..3rd season episode Baby it's cold Outside)

Tracey: (Laughs with a cup of Pepsi in her hand)
Ohh, god Jon you really are something I'll tell ya that.
Jon: No I'm serious..some of these guest stars..whatever do not wash their hands when coming out of the bathroom..it's nasty.
(He gossips to her)
Tracey: (Laughs more)
Jon: You know the guy who plays Jinny's brother..Alan..he comes out of there all the time and he never washes his hands and he just..just acts like it's nothing..right in front of me..and if we want to talk about other people..that lights man over there..he doesn't either..this place is like The Division pigs. I'm serious I see so many guys walk out of that bathroom and their hands are all..contaminated. (He whines as he see's another crew member come out making sure his thing is back in his pants) Ugh..
Tracey: Ohh god..that's too funny..but discusting. (Explains)
(2 minutes later they both notice Nancy walk in and she appears kind of mysterious hiding herself and wearing a big black Peacoat from like her days of FOL)
Tracey: Hey Nancy..how are ya? (Says kind of confused)
(Nancy stops right in her tracks and just stares and seems like she isn't in the right mind now)
Jon: You ok? This morning you seem a little..different. (He told her as he held back to what he was really going to say)
Nancy: (Snaps out of it) Hey guys..yeah I've decided to wear something heavier..it's freezing outside today. Yeah I knew it was too big when I tried it on..but it's comfy and I wanted to buy it. So how you guys this morning..sleep good? (In a whole different mood)
Tracey: (Nodds) It's a cute coat..and I'm just fine..morning wasn't that great though..my daughter had a really bad upset stomach so all morning she was going to the bathroom..so I'm only going to be here for half of the filming and we will cut it in half and do the rest tomorrow.
Jon: I can also have the day off too..(Growing happier and smiling bigger)
Nancy: Heh..yeah..(Becomes nervous sounding)
(Glares at CD because she was dressed really light today)
Nancy: You..you really going to wear those bright colors today..(Asks in a trance still looking at Tracey's clothes)
Tracy: Yes..what's wrong with them?
Nancy: (Snaps out of it again and looks up and smiles) You just look really nice..and glowy today..that's all.
Tracey: Well thank you..(Thinking wish she could say the same)
Your hair turned out nice today though..better than mine did. My feathers to my hair are like flipping out the way I didn't want them to. (Runs her fingers through it smiling a little)
Jon: Now that you mention it..(Scratches his back)
Tracey: Shut it, Hamm. You are Jewish in the show and your last name is Hamm..how did they ever manage that to fall into place? (Kidds around)
Nancy: (Giggles a little) I have to get going..I'm going to meet with Deborah..um..please tell Lisa I said Hi and I'll reach her as soon as I can.
Jon: Sure, Nancy.
Tracey: (Walks away with Jon to go see if Bonnie had shown up yet)

More soon..this is only the beginnign of the 1st tale lol other scences are coming up and more ideas and more!
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Old 10-16-2004, 03:01 PM   #2
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Very interesting. Is Bonnie actin weird too? lol
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Old 10-16-2004, 08:25 PM   #3
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Talking Here is morreee

Yeah Emma Bonnie does start acting weird lol

Starting: (Nancy goes off to meet Lisa in the lobby where all the actors eat breakfast and it leads to a cafeteria)

Nancy: (Walks down the halls and breaks into a deep sweat and slouches down as she stares in each corner of the walls)
*Sighs* (She knew she had felt weird last night and at first she was thinking oh my gosh am I having a heart attack or am I just slowly going out of my mind)
Nah..Na..h..I just don't feel good. (She said in a husky gasping voice)
Lisa: (See's Nancy walking towards her as she embraces a big smile and energy) Nancy! How are ya? I missed you.
Nancy: (Goes to hug back a little with her hands covered in her jacket sleeves)
Hi..Lisa how ar..e you? I really missed you too. (She tried to give some energy back as she said it..she was excited to see Lisa but her mind was floating somewhere else and Lisa was the one she wanted to see)
Lisa: Ohh good..I missed ya so much and as you know I called you and said I had the baby and she is a girl and her name is Olivia. I even brang a picture of her in her 3rd week at home. I haven't actually seen ya in 7 weeks! (She bragged)
Nancy: Sorry I didn't call you sooner after that..I was filming so much and in the middle of doing Comfort and Joy..
Lisa: It's ok..so so what did I miss? Can't wait to see the guys..haven't seen them in 1 month at all! Well I talked to CD 2 times and spoke to Taraji once.
Nancy: How is Olivia..let me see the pictures! (She said growing excited as she went back to her normal self without even realizing it)
Lisa: (Takes them out) I actually brang more than one..I brang 5.
Nancy: Ohh she is so pretty..her hair is curly..has those little tiny sandy brown curls..her eyes..they look like gold.
Lisa: Thanks..you want to come by today and see her and just hang out for a while?
Nancy: Sure..sure I'd love to. Just so glad to have ya back again.
(They headed for the cafeteria)

Mores soon..ah I had to cut it short..ill psot more soon! More stuff comin!


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I'm psychic! So when is she gonna be actin weird? Is she gonna act weird like Nancy?

speaking of Nancy.... What the hell is wrong with her????
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Old 10-17-2004, 01:17 AM   #5
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LOL, this is funny! Post more soon!
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Gerrrrrrrrrrrr. You leave us hanging in the worst spots! Let's go girl!!
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:47 PM   #7
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OMG! Just read this..YOU LEFT US THERE!?! Come on I gotta know what's up with Nancy! Let's go!
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Talking More ppls

Starts: (Tracey is talking to Bonnie on the set while the workers are setting up and Jon is downstairs getting food and coffee)
Bonnie: Yeah..Trace can you hand me that water bottle?
Tracey: Here. (Hands it to her) You know..Nancy has been acting pretty funny today. Did you see her at all?
Bonnie: (Concerned look just swiped across her face) Uh..no I haven't. Funny..you say? How?
Tracey: I don't know..strange. Like she develped a weird split personality cell overnight.
Bonnie: Trace, you sure you haven't been watching too much Soaps?
Tracey: (Giggles) I don't watch Soap Oprah's. No..no. It's just that she seems like there might be a problem. I..I don't really want to say anything that is probably not even true but..maybe you can just talk with her and you tell me what you think might me going on.
Bonnie: (Nodds) Oh..ok. I'll see what's up with her..I'll be right back. Ohh..(Turns back around) did you see Lisa, yet? She looks great..and her baby is adorable and we can get to see her soon.
Tracey: Aww, I called her..I can't wait to talk to her about her new baby..so it was a girl.
Bonnie: Yes..Olivia..her and Jay are so happy..and her 2 boys are pretty happy to have their first sister too.
Tracey: Glad to hear it, I'll go find her.
Lisa: (Brushes by Tracey as they totally didn't recognize eachother because Lisa had been gone for a while on maternity leave)
Tracey: Lisa! (Hugs her right away) How are ya? How's the new baby..heard it was a girl.
Lisa: (Hugs back fast growing more surprised) I'm fine..doing fine and yeah she's a girl..Olivia and I have pictures I will show ya later.
Tracey: You look really good..all that baby weight ya had..where did it go??
Lisa: Told ya..the excersise methods do help. (Smiled)
Tracey: Congradulations and I'll see you later, gotta go. Happy to have ya back here. See ya.
Lisa: Bye..alright I'll talk to ya later, thanks.

(Bonnie goes down to the cafeteria to hunt down Nancy)
Bonnie: (Barges into the cafeteria and searches and then spots her)
Nancy: (Sitting at a empty table in a corner with her hair cascaded in her face and her hands trembling. She was playing with her fork and she was eating a salad but very very slow as if she was anorexic and picking out the foods she didn't like)
Bonnie: (Alarmed and begins to worry a little) Hey, Nancy? How are ya this morning? I..uh was thinking..how about we have some breakfast together?
Nancy: (With lettuce coming down from her mouth she tilts her head up and looks slowly into her eyes) (Silent)
Bonnie: Nancy..you..you ok? You don't seem yourself..as a matter of fact..Tracey was a little worried about you.
Nancy: (Drops her fork in the salad and then holds her ears and rocks back and forth mumbling to herself a little song) M..y mom..my lov....e...s m...e an....d i will..alway..s love her..........(and so on about this creepy song)
Bonnie: Nancy..ok now you seem like you were under alot of stress lately..is something wrong?
Nancy: (Stares and slowly takes her hands off her ears and then appears normal)
Bonnie: Nan..cy?
Nancy: (Sheds a little smile) Yeah..yeah I'm ok..I'm just stressed and tired that's all. Yeah...(Nodds staring around the room) Let's get started on that filming..how are you today..you look like you just seen a ghost..did something spook you?
Bonnie: No..uh..no. (Sounding confused and amazed) Guess I'm not that hungry anyway..(Muttered) Come on Nance let's get a move on. By the way how's the married life going?
Nancy: Great..Marc's wonderful. I just feel so comfortable with him and were going to the beach this weekend..our favorite one. (Back to herself putting on her jacket and becoming more into the conversation)

More stuff coming up very soon..beware LOL jk
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Hey! I really love this! The idea is brilliant, only the posts come waaaay too slow! Please more!
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Smile More peoples!!

Starts: (Lisa is helping out with Tracey's 4 year old daughter Katelyn in the playroom around the corner from the scenery)
Tracey: (Going with Jon to meet with Deborah to make sure they are having a 4th season)
Lisa: (Opens playroom door to pick up Katelyn and go get her a snack really quick)
Come here pretty girl I'm gonna get you a snack to hold ya up while mommy is running some errands. Is that ok with you? (Says in a smooth voice as she holds Tracey's kid in her arms)
Katelyn: (Nodds) Yes. Lisa..I got my new finding Nemo big girl underwear on..ri..ght now. (She told Lisa)
Lisa: (Looks at her underwear while Katie pulled down her pants a little to show her) Wow, they are really cute. Do you like fish?
Katelyn: Yeah..I mean yes I do like fish..alot. I have one at h..ome..named Nemo.
Lisa: That is so cool..fish are really amazing creatures.
Katelyn: Uh huh.
Lisa: (Carries her to the vending machine down stairs)

(Nancy and Bonnie go to the scene to begin filming and Nancy starts to feel dizzy and nautious)
Nancy: (Rubs her head and stumbles a little) Uh, what time are we going to be done..do you know?
Bonnie: (Turns to Nancy) You..you ok?
Nancy: Yes..yes I'm ok. What time..do you know?
Bonnie: No clue..actually. I think I recall them saying after 7 tonight. Not quite sure though. (Says just focusing on Nancy's actions)
Nancy: (A worried look fades upon her face and bites her lip)
Bonnie: (Walks up to the back of teh stage and gets changed and so does Nancy)


(Tracey and Jon are sitting down with Deborah in her office)
Deborah: (Stuffing her face with muffins) Yeah..yeah I know about the night shift..it's a real pain in the ass. I hear ya.
Tracey: (Laughs) Oh Jon also had an interesting thing to point out to me earlier..umm..what was it Jon..about hand washing and....
Jon: (Cuts her off quickly) Uh..Trace..
Tracey: No..no don't be shy this is quite interesting..(Cracking up)
Deborah: (Lets out a little giggle) What..something funny?
Jon: No..not really...(Trys to hint her with a weird look on his face that he doesn't want her to mention the conversation her had with Tracey earlier)
Tracey: Yes..it was.
Deborah: Spill it Hamm. (Kidds around)
Jon: I just said that some people in this studio do not wash their hands after they leave the bathrooms..it's nuts and nasty I will point out.
Tracey: (Chuckles) Ohh..my gosh. That was just too funny.
Deborah: (Cracking up so hard) That is incredibly discusting but funny..god should we all have a meeting that has all of the members of this studio that have to raise their hands if they did not wash them!
Tracey: (Cackles again)
Jon: (Laughs a little) We really need more male bathrooms you know that.

More laters..im starting slow with other fillings in it so the fic will be better and longer lol..bye ppls


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