Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

[candace~n~nathan]

sorry, it's been like yrs since i've posted!!! please forgive me!! plus, i hope it's where it needs to be and doesn't confuse anyone!!! if it does, tough ****!!


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"Ya know..." Sarah greeted them. "If I didn't know you're pregnant I'd think you're trying
for a baby..."

"Well we're trying for twins..." Nate laughed and CD slugged him.

Amber laughed. "Newsflash dad... it ain't working that way.. either she already has two
babies in there or it's gonna stay one... no matter how much you bang her."

"Oh it's definitely one!" CD exclaimed. "Hell could you imagine THREE babies running
around here? Four if ya count Jin's brat in... no way, I'm glad I'm not having twins."

"I think we all are." Amber laughed. "It's gonna be way chaotic already with the two or
three babies."

"Amber honey," Sarah smirked. "This place already is chaotic WITHOUT any babies!"

"Oh shut up!" Amber laughed and the others did too. "Anyhow, we're late for school."
She hugged and kissed her parents. "Go get a room after work tonight, alright?" With that
she grabbed her stuff and left, Sarah hugged them as well and followed Amber.

When they were out the door, Nate smiled at CD. “A room, huh?” he replied and
wiggled his eyebrows. “Sounds kinky enough to me!”
CD rolled her eyes. “Nate, as much as I’d love to, shouldn’t we be saving money
for our baby? And Amber’s baby?”
“Duh, I was going to take you to a cheap motel, not some ritzy one!” he teased
her.
She punched his arm. “Jerk!” she exclaimed playfully but kissed him. “We need
to be going, too, sweety,” she replied as she picked up her stuff.
“Anchorside at noon, still, right?” he asked her hopefully.
She grinned and nodded. Yep, be there or miss out!”
“Think they’d reserve us our favorite stall?!” he questioned excitedly.
CD laughed. “I hope so!” she responded, and they walked out the door for another
day of work without one another.


“CD, let’s go, we’ve got a follow up on a robbery,” Jack said as soon as she came
in. He signed her in and put her coat back on her.
CD decided to start the day off a little nicer and just replied, “Thank you, Jack,”
and walked out the door with him.
He held every door for her, and although she didn’t let him know it, she was
slightly impressed at his new behavior. <<Maybe the nose job changed his perspective on
me.>> she thought to her herself.
Jack took her new ideas and turned them back into the old ones once they got out
to the car. He again held the door open for her, the driver’s door even, but his hand grazed
over her butt when she was getting in.
She abruptly turned around. “What the hell was that?” she angrily asked him.

He gave her an innocent look, pretending he hadn't even noticed anything. "What? You
don't wanna drive?"

She groaned and slammed the door shut. He hurried to the passenger side and jumped in.
"Okay, we gotta go on a stake out at Market Street." He told her.

She drove there, after making a stop at a Taco Bell, and a McDonalds drive through. She
deponated all the food in Jack's lap who looked stunned at all of that. "Are you gonna
feed the homeless while we're there or what?"

"No... that's for me... but actually Jack... wow, that was a great idea." She smirked at him,
ordered even more food, and then held her hand open.

"What?" He glared at her.

"Well that was your idea, so you gotta pay for the food. I had no idea what a humanitarian
you are, now really, I'm impressed!" She smirked.

Since the cars behind them had started to honk he growled but gave her the money.
“Bitch,” he murmured as he watched all of the money be distributed to the
cashier.
“Excuse me, what was that?” CD asked bitterly.
Jack rolled his eyes but couldn’t help to be attracted to hers. “I said, uh, the
traffic’s a bitch today, isn’t it?”
CD muttered, “Yeah, sure is,” as they pulled away. She grabbed her food from
him and immediately dug in.
“Dammit, not enough ketchup,” she complained but dug into her butterscotch and
ketchup sundae while speeding pretty heavily anyway.
“You gonna slow your ass down?” Jack griped as she swerved in and out of
traffic.
“Shut the hell up, and let me drive,” she replied but looked at her speedometer and
thought about Nate. She knew he’d be panicky if he’d seen her like that, so she decided to
slow down for her sake and the baby’s. She secretly hoped, though, that someone could
possibly broadside the passenger’s side of the car and put the man in the seat there in a
bodycast but not harm her.

When they finally arrived where they had to go, after handing out the extra food, Jack
started to observe what his partner was filling her stomach with. Right now she was
slurping a milkshake and was selecting through a burger, checking what was on it. “Damn
where is that mustard?” She asked, looking through one of the paperbags as soon as she
was done with the burger. “Hey could you check that Taco Bell bag to see if there’s
mustard left?”

“Uhhh okay.” He rummaged through the bag and proudly held out what she wanted. “Am
I good or what?”

CD just grabbed the mustard and spiced up her milkshake with that. “This is good stuff!”
She then announced.

“I think that is the sickest thing I’ve ever seen...” Jack made a disguisted face. “How can
you eat that crap?”

She smirked and caressed over her belly. “The lil one in here has his or her daddy’s
appetite!”

He rolled his eyes. “Come on, we both know that you’re obviously not pregnant! You’re
not fat enough for that!”

Growling CD glared at him. “Pregnant is NOT fat... and I’m not showing yet, no, but
that’s gonna start soon, and I can’t wait!” Continueing to caress over her belly he pouted.

“Okay fine...” Jack rolled his eyes and since he really just was disguisted by her right now
he watched whatever was going on outside of the car.

When CD was done eating, and drinking, everything she had bought she burped really
loud. Of course that earned her another strange look from her partner. “What?!?” She
asked. “You’re one of those idiots who believe in that ‘girls don’t fart’ crap?” She
laughed. “Hell I could prove you wrong right now!”

“PLEASE!” He looked at her frightened, knowing what she had just eaten in the past
thirty minutes. “Please don’t!”

The expression on his face just made her laugh even more. Running his hands through his
hair he wondered why he couldn’t have another partner like his last one... but then again
that bitch had filed sexual harrassment charges against him.

A couple of hours went by and nothing happened. At least not where they were waiting.
At the other end of Market street a gang of robbers cleared out a store completely. And
had Jack written down the correct address they surely would have interfered. But since he
had told her to come here, they were sitting around, waiting.

Meanwhile Jack had gotten back to drooling over her again. “How long exacly are your
legs?” He asked after staring at them for a while.

“Long enough to kick your ass.” She muttered.

He smirked and figured she was playing hard to get again, so he scooted a little closer and
stroked along her ear with his forefinger.

“STOP THAT!” She yelled as she slapped his hand away.

He didn’t take her for serious though. “You’re so sexy.” He whispered into her ear,
stroking it again and letting his tongue flicker out against her earlobe.

At that CD grabbed his hand, yanked at his middle finger, pulled it towards the back of
his hand until she heard a crack and him cry out in pain. “I said stop it.” She said calmly
and glared at him.

“You damn bitch! You broke my finger!” He still winced in pain.

“Be glad that I didn’t break more.” Muttering she heard about the Market Street robbery
over the radio. “Excuse me, where was that?” She asked the dispatcher who repeated the
address to her.

She checked that with Jack’s notes and saw that he had switched up the first and the last
digits of the housenumber, which now caused them to be waiting at the wrong place.
Cussing him out she dropped him at the ER and from there drove to the Anchorside,
pissed that they hadn’t gotten anything done.

“If that isn’t my favorite ex-inspector!” Kate exclaimed upon seeing her walk in.

“Well hey to you too.” She sighed and sat down. “Where’s Nate?”

“Finishing an interrogation with Raina. They should be here soon.” Kate said and they
walked inside, followed by Jinny and Teddy who wanted to grab lunch, and each other, as
well.

“Hey sugar.” Nate smiled at CD, leaned down to kiss her on the lips and then made her
scoot so he could sit down next to her.

“How’d it go?” Kate asked them, hoping they were making SOME progress. “Did you
find out anything?”

“Yeah.” Raina said. “We found out that we picked up the wrong neighbor.”

“You what?” Kate looked at them, hoping that was a joke.

Scratching his head Nate blushed. “That was stupid, really... we somehow forgot to ask
her if she was the one having an affair with Mr. Orbison... since his wife had said she
caught him screwing the redhead next door... and she DID have red hair... but apparently
so does the woman on the other side...”

Taking a deep breath Kate tried to remain calm. “Then what the hell are you waiting for?
Go pick up the other woman!”

“Well we wanted to do that...” Laughing nervously Raina looked at their Captain. “Go
figure... while we were questioning the wrong woman, she found out about the
investigation, packed her stuff and escaped to Mexico...”

“Yeah... GO FIGURE!!!!” Now Kate glared at them. Getting up she smiled at CD.
“Excuse me but I need to call some people in MEXICO!!!!” With that she glared at Nate
and Raina before she walked out of the Anchorside.

Laughing CD watched after her. “Man am I glad, that I ain’t the only one who’s having a
bad day...” She told them about their, or rather Jack’s mishap with the numbers that
morning.

“What a ****ed up day.” Snuggling close to Teddy Jinny chuckled. “And I thought Mag
and I had been stupid for mistaking the victim’s girlfriend for his daughter... but hell
those chicks did look alike, they even have some classes at college together.” She laughed
again and reached over the table to ruffle Nate’s hair. “But Mexico takes the cake,
totally!” Then she frowned when she saw Jack Ellis walk through the door, his hand
bandaged to a fist, exept for the obviously broken middle finger that was sticking out.
Snorting she held her hand in front of her mouth as practically everybody in the whole
restaurant started to giggle, which didn’t seem to cheer up poor Jack though.

“Alright, I take back everything I said, THAT takes the cake!” Jinny laughed and looked
at CD. “What did he do today?”

CD told them about the reason for his bandaged hand as he approached the table.
“Captain Hennessy wants to see us back.” He angrily hissed at CD, hating to look like a
clown because of her.

“Damn I gotta go I guess.” Sighing she gave Nate a very passionate kiss. “I love you
baby.”

“I love you too sugar.” He couldn’t help but give her another passionate kiss before
letting CD walk away towards the door with him again. Jinny whispered something to
him, Teddy and Raina, they giggled and agreed.

“Hey Jack!?!” Jinny called out.

“Yeah?” Turning around once more he grinned at her and then saw how all four of them
were sticking out their middle fingers at him and burst out laughing.

CD joined in with the laughter and patted his shoulder. “Take it easy man!”

Fuming with anger he glared at her and stormed off. Shrugging CD winked at her friends,
blew Nate a kiss and headed out after her partner.

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sorry, i'm too tired to fix the spacing, but hope u enjoyed anyway!!!

[Snowfall]

Wow, Lisa, you POSTED!!!!!! WAHOO, BABY!!!!!! That was soooo freakin fabulously fantasticly GREAT!!!! Jack's certain finger sticking out all the time cracks me up.......and I love how Nate calls CD "sugar." Awwwww.......post more soon!

[CandyBasso]

Originally posted by Snowfall
Wow, Lisa, you POSTED!!!!!! WAHOO, BABY!!!!!! That was soooo freakin fabulously fantasticly GREAT!!!! Jack's certain finger sticking out all the time cracks me up.......and I love how Nate calls CD "sugar." Awwwww.......post more soon!

I couldn't say better! And don't take FOREVER to post more!

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by Snowfall
Wow, Lisa, you POSTED!!!!!! WAHOO, BABY!!!!!! That was soooo freakin fabulously fantasticly GREAT!!!! Jack's certain finger sticking out all the time cracks me up.......and I love how Nate calls CD "sugar." Awwwww.......post more soon!

well, ty for the compliments!!! that "sugar" doing was my partner in crime's words .

so here's more!!


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The rest of the day went by really slow since both Captain Hennessy, as well as McCafferty made their stupidest team of the day ride the desk and finish up paperwork, as sort of punishment for their mistakes. But at least that meant that CD and Nate could call each other every five minutes.

During one of those calls Jack hurried to his Captain to explain how that damn mistake had been that stupid blonde’s fault. By the time he returned CD wasn’t at her desk anymore and he had no idea how lucky he was that she didn’t notice any of his latest stunt or else she surely would have broken another of his fingers.

But she was way too busy taking to Nate over her cellphone, with unbuttoned pants in one of the ladies’ rooms stalls. “Oh god baby yeah, that’s what I want!” She purred into the phone while Nate groaned in pleasure, holding his cellphone with one hand, the other hand busy in his boxers.

They stayed in their restrooms for the remaining two hours of their shifts and agreed to meet again at the Oasis motel which pretty much was halway in between both of their locations.

In the evening when Amber and Sarah came back home after watching a movie at the theatre and neither Nate nor CD were anywhere in sight, but the answering machine was blinking, they of course checked the new messages. The first of them having been one they had left. “Hey mom, dad, this is Amber and Sarah. We’re going to the library after school, love ya.” The girls looked at each other and shrugged when the second message started. “Hey this is Sarah. Amber and I decided to have chinese for dinner. So we were on our way there... and ALMOST made it... but a McDonald’s happened to jump in our way, and yeah, I’m standing in front of it right now, and take a wild guess about where Amber is and what she’s doing. We’re still heading for the Chinese though, so if you want us to bring you something call back. See ya tonight.”

“That was a Burger King you ditz!” Amber rolled her eyes.

“No no, first it was a McDonalds, and after you had finished that BigMac we had to stop for a Whopper... THEN we went to that Chinese place.” Sarah corrected her.

“Oh yeah right.” Smirking Amber rubbed her belly. “Man I’m starving.”

Rolling her eyes Sarah pressed the button for the next message. “Hey it’s Amber and Sarah again. Didn’t you get any of the previous messages? At least you never called back... anyhow... we decided to go see a movie... so HOPEFULLY when we come home tonight you’re fully clothed, okay guys? Well ya know... love ya.”

“I don’t think they ever even made it here.” Rolling her eyes Amber started the next message, sure that they hadn’t left another one.

When the message started with moaning and groaning Sarah laughed. “You got a perv call!”

“Oh I get those all the time...” Amber said rolling her eyes.

The moaning and groaning of the message continued but they managed to make out four words in between the noises. “Oasis... motel... love ya....” Nate had managed to raggedly hiss into the phone before failing to hang up and the noises continued.

“So they went to get a room but figured to haunt us with their sexlife over the answering machine...” Angrily Amber deleted the messages. “It’s great that they love each other so
much.... but can’t they just get married to show it to the whole world instead of making sure the whole world knows they can’t keep their pants closed when they see each other? But why do I even complain... Hell I got USED to that meanwhile Sarah. I want icecream, come on, we’re gonna have the house to ourselves tonight.”

“I think it’s kind of cute actually.” Sarah giggled. “But thank god they’re not my parents.”

“I’ll convince them to adopt ya.” Amber smirked as they walked into the kitchen.

“Awwww then I’d be Aunt Sarah to your baby!” She put her hand on Amber’s belly to
feel the little one move in there.

Grinning Amber hugged her. “Hey I thought that was clear, you’re gonna be Aunt Sarah, no matter what!”

Sarah hugged her best friend back. “Thanks, Am, that means so much to me,” she gratefully replied.

Amber grinned. “No mushiness, Sarah! I don’t have time to cry, I’m hungry!” she exclaimed, and the girls left for ice cream.


At the Oasis motel the walls had finally stopped shaking and two bodies were wrapped together under the sheets, talking and playing.

“You actually BROKE another one of his bones?!” Nate exclaimed as he stroked through her hair.

CD giggled. “If he’s not careful, I’ll be sure to put him in a bodycast by the end of this week!” CD warned but nodded. “And yeah, I figured he didn’t need that finger anyway.”

Nate shook his head and laughed. “You’re something else, ya know that?”

She grinned. “Of course I know that!” she joked. “Hopefully I’ve convinced him to leave me alone from now on.”

“Well I’d hope so, CD! There isn’t a whole lot more that you can break of his!” Nate teased and kissed her, hoping she’d take the hint that he was done with talking for
awhile.

Indeed, she did, but finished with one final comment. “Oh, there’s a bone I haven’t hurt yet, but I’ll tell you one thing, if he doesn’t watch his ass, it’ll be next,” she stated before crawling completely under the sheets again to show her man what HER
favorite bone was.

[Snowfall]

Wowee! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just the fic??? My guess would be the feline wrote much of that post.....hehe. That was so great! Post more soon!

[CD DeLorenzo]

cuz i'm back and all... and yeah, I love the sugar thing too... dunno why really...

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When CD and Nate arrived at their house again in the next morning, the girls had already left for school but left them a nice little surprise... the kitchen looked like a bomb had exploded there. Groaning CD started to clean up while Nate walked up to her and wrapping his arms around her from the back started to kiss and nibble on her neck. "We still have half an hour." He whispered.

She slapped him with a kitchentowel though. "Then start helping me with this ****. I can't believe they caused such a chaos."

Nate sighed. "Actually it looked worse after Jin and you had that sleepover or whatever it was."

"What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?" She asked, getting defensive right away.

"It means that I love you very much and that we all cause chaos sometimes." He kissed her temple and she broke down into his arms and started to cry. "Oh god baby, shhhh." Nate didn't know what was wrong but hated to see her like this.

"I just feel like I can't take it anymore... this house is so big... and I mean yeah, you and Amber help with the housework and stuff, but look at me! I'm turning into a stupid little housewife here!" She sobbed against his chest.

Nate held her close. “Honey, I’m so sorry, I promise I’ll do more around the house from now on,” he replied and accepted the washcloth. “Listen, you go on to work, and I’ll clean up.”

She shook her head and made him drop the washcloth. “I don’t want to leave you yet, though,” she whined.

Nate sighed, wanting to give up, but he talked slowly to her. “CD, baby, what do you want to do then?” he asked her genuinely.

“I want you to hold me!” she exclaimed and fell into his arms again. “Hold me for the rest of my life!” she bawled.

He was so confused, so he did what any man should do-- he followed her orders and held her. “I’ve got ya, baby, let it out,” he replied and stroked her back.

“But this doesn’t get the kitchen clean!” she shouted angrily but still held on to him.

“CD, what do you want me to do?” he exasperately asked her again.

“I don’t know!” she shouted and pulled away.

Nate sighed. “Baby, calm down, it’s alright, we’ll figure it out!” he promised her, and then got an idea. “CD, what about some extra help?”

“Nate, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!” she exclaimed.

He shook his head. “No, I mean like outside help,” he replied and continued after seeing her still confused expression. “Like a maid or something, that could help you!” he announced as he told her in full detail. “We could hire someone, and then she could help you before and after the babies get here, and you’d be less stressed. How does that sound?” he asked her.

"We can't afford that." She sobbed while he continued to hold her.

"Then I'll get a second job or something." He sighed and kissed her full of love.

"That's bull**** Nate." She sniffed and wiping her tears away had an idea. "Nate! That's it!" She grinned.

"What? I need a second job?" He slightly frowned.

"No of course not!" She rolled her eyes. "But think... we are gonna need a nanny anyways... or at least we decided to share someone with Jin and Teddy, right?"

"Uhhh right, yeah." He nodded.

"Well we'll just look for someone who doesn't mind helping around the house then..." She grinned.

"Ooooh gotcha!" He smirked. "Like Mrs. Doubtfire."

"Nate?" CD smiled at him.

"Yeah baby?" He kissed the top of her nose.

"You watch too much TV." Kissing his cheek she put the kitchentowel over his shoulder and then went to take a shower and get ready for work. He looked after her perplexed for a moment but then joined her in the shower.

"Nate we're gonna be late..." CD sighed when he encircled her from behind again as the water poured down on them.

"I'll help ya get dressed." Whispering that into her ear was all it took to convince her and soon they found each other in each others arms in bed again and realized they were two hours late for work.

CD ran into her new precinct as fast as she could and looked at her watch. Two hours and twenty-seven minutes late for sign-in. She thought she’d nonchalantly write her name down and get busy, but of course Captain Hennessey was waiting for her. “Inspector, in my office, now,” he said smugly as soon as she was in hearing distance.

Jack gave her an overfriendly wave, and she flipped him off once Hennessey had his face in a file.

She went into her captain’s office and took a seat. “Captain Hennessey, I’m very sorry I’m late this morning, I had a problem at home.......”

“DeLorenzo, button it up and listen. You will answer only when spoken to,” he remarked and pointed at the file. “What the hell is this?” he showed her the file.

It was the robbery from yesterday. “Captain, we surveillanced the wrong place,” she replied and started to explain but was interrupted.

He shook his head. “I know, Jack told me yesterday after you got back, and I have to say I’m very disappointed in your work, DeLorenzo,” he shook his head, annoyed.

“MY work?” CD asked him angrily. “It wasn’t MY fault that we messed up yesterday, it was that partner of mine’s fault!” she exclaimed. “He mixed up the damn address numbers!” she shouted.

Hennessey shook his head again. “CD, stop blaming other people for your mistakes; I don’t want to hear that you’ve done something like this again, especially if your partner has to come in and tell me.”

CD’s teeth gritted at the last comment. “My partner told you that?” she asked him hotly and watched Hennessey nod. “My PARTNER is a lying sack of shi......” she started but the phone rang.

Hennessey shooed her away. “That’s all, Inspector; you’re dismissed,” he replied and answered the phone.

CD of course was furious and glared at Jack when she walked out of the office.

He grinned at her and had his feet propped up on the table.

CD kicked against his chair and made him fall off it by that which of course caused laughter from everyone and he got his first daily humiliation from her.

When he tried to get up he winced in pain. "Damn that hurts!"

"Geez, you're such a crybaby..." CD muttered and rolled her eyes.

"No really... it hurts horribly." He gave her the most miserable look he could manage. "I think I fell into something and my back is bleeding or so... could you please check that?"

"Fine, turn around." She growled.

"Not here!" He whispered to her. "You already embarrassed me enough here... can't you come to the guy's room with me to check my back? Please? It hurts so much!"

Actually feeling bad for hurting him more than she had intended CD sighed and agreed. "Okay fine." She followed him in there. "Okay turn around."

He turned around and got rid of his shirt. "And?"

"No blood." CD said and wanted to leave again.

"Wait... I have this creme... can you apply that to my back? It hurts really bad..." He limped over to his locker.

CD wondered why he was limping but shrugged it off to him being a moron. "You get hurt a lot if you have creme in your locker, eh?" She couldn't help but be amused about that.

"Well the doctor prescribed it to me for the nose... and finger... once I get rid of those casts I am supposed to apply it... but I figured I'd get it as a precaution."

She snickered at that. "Okay fine, come here." She took it from him and put it all over his back.

“Deeper... that's where it hurts most!" He kept on telling her.

"There is no deeper... that's your ass and not your back!" CD muttered.

"Just a little bit deeper!" He whimpered.

"Why the hell am I doing this?" CD muttered to herself because she now had to slightly slip her hand into his pants. But she really did feel bad for hurting him like that even though he was a *****. 'Damn pregnancy! I'm getting soft.' She thought to herself.

Jack at that moaned and turned around quickly and grabbed her hips. "Oh god sexy, you know how to turn me on!" He whispered hoarsly and leaned in to kiss her.

But of course CD at that realized what was going on, that he had fooled her about his back, and of course that pissed her off all the more.

"You ****ing pervert!" She yelled, elbowed him into the stomach, slammed him down on the ground so he was lying flat on his chest and groaning in pain. But of course after his stunt CD didn't show any mercy and kicked hard into his ribs. "Let's see how your back hurts NOW!!!" She yelled, washed her hands and stormed out of the restroom again, deciding to take her lunchbreak right away.

Anchorside was packed when CD walked through the doors. Magda was the only one sitting at a table, so CD decided to wait at the bar for her food.

Magda noticed CD trying to ignore her, so she took her platter up there and sat right beside her. “Afternoon, CD,” Magda replied smugly.

“Hello, Mag, how are ya?” CD tried to ask politely.

“I’m great, CD, but your ex-partner isn’t. Nate wanted me to tell you that he couldn’t meet you today for lunch. Him and Raina are working on a case,” Magda explained.

“Oh,” CD remarked and was saddened by the thought of not seeing Nate until evening. “What kind of case?” she asked her.

Magda shrugged. “I don’t know what kind it is, but I heard Kate yelling at him this morning for something they did wrong.”

CD shook her head. “Those two aren’t doing the best are they?”

“Nope,” Magda commented but grinned. “They get along VERY well though, and sometimes I wonder if they do something wrong on the case on purpose, so they can spend more time together.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” CD asked angrily.

"Well ya know..." Magda smirked into her beer. "Raina told me just how well she knows him already..."

CD wanted to start yelling at her about how damn stupid she was to even believe that crap, and that her Nate would never cheat on her, but then she realized that was exactly what Magda wanted. She knew she could trust Nate and that he never would have an affair, and she also knew that if he did she'd be the first to notice because he wouldn't have the energy left to do the things to her that he did whenever they made love, and he did spend a lot of his energy there. But she mainly didn't believe what Magda wanted her to believe because she knew how deep the love between her and Nate went. Just like she'd never do anything to hurt him, he'd never hurt her.

So she decided to defeat Magda with her own weapons. "Oooooh... you mean you found out about the affair they're having?" Shrugging she accepted her lunch from the barkeep.

That indeed shocked Magda. "Wait, you're saying you actually KNOW about their affair already?"

"Oh no no, Magda, it was different... okay I trust you so I'm gonna tell you, but you gotta promise me not to tell anybody else, alright?" CD smiled at her.

Magda nodded but thought to herself if CD actually trusted her not to tell anyone then it was her own problem. "Okay, what happened?"

"Well..." CD looked around the bar as if to check if really no one could listen in. "Actually Raina and I had an affair first... Nate found out about it and we started having threesomes... so by now we're just all together... and whoever feels like ****ing gets laid... it's awesome really." She smiled at Magda.

Magda’s jaw dropped. “CD, you’re obviously, uh, kidding, stop playing with my mind!” she exclaimed but didn’t have a clue to believe her or not.

“Why would I kid about the father of my child?” CD asked, keeping a very serious face.

Magda shook her head. “You’re talking to me, CD, you don’t like me.”

CD pondered. “True,” she replied and smirked when Magda’s face became pissed, “but that doesn’t mean I’m lying.” she shrugged. “Oh well, though, if Nate’s not showing, then I guess I’ll just get this to go, and I can go back to my other PARTNER,” she emphasized the last word.

“You and Jack?” Magda asked.

“Yeah, sometimes, we get a little action, but it’s mostly too rough for me to do too often.” Lovingly she caressed her belly. “With the baby and all...”

“Bull****... I’m not gonna believe that! And what the hell do you mean too rough?” Magda still didn’t know if she should believe her or not.

“Have you seen him lately?” CD smirked when she saw him walk through the door, looking like he was in pain. “Speak of the devil.” She motioned Magda to turn around, and as she did CD chuckling whispered to her, “Why the hell do you think he needs those casts... we went to far I suppose... but I can’t help it that he’s so wild.”

Looking back and forth between CD and the man who approached them Magda tried to make up her mind if she should believe CD or not. And she realized that CD must have told her the truth when Jack opened his mouth.

“God woman! You broke THREE of my ribs with that thing you did to me in the guys room earlier! Not one, THREE!!! Do you have any idea how much that hurts?!?” The more CD protested though the more he wanted to nail her.

“Oh like you didn’t enjoy it as much as I did.” Smirking she winked at him and then accepted her food to go and paid for it. She smiled at Magda and then walked out of the bar.

Jack opened the door for himself only this time, and he got in to drive. “What was that wink back there you gave me?” he teased her and touched her thigh once she got in.

“Hands off, I was just using you for an experiment,” she replied and put on her seat belt.

“I could show you some other experiments, then,” he whispered and leaned closer to her.

She purred seductively back, “And I could break the rest of your ribs if you don’t get your smelly breath out of my face.”

Jack muttered inaudible obscenities as he started the car and went back to the station.

[Snowfall]

That was so freakin hilarious! I loved the part where CD was telling Magda about the threesome and the affairs.... Post more soon!

[Swimgirl587]

Yeah, me too! I also love the part where she kicked Jack's a**.

keep the good stuff comin'

[CD DeLorenzo]

hehe, there's plenty more Jackasskicking

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Magda sat dumbfoundedly at the bar while someone behind her said a greeting. “Hey, Mag, what are you doing here?”

She turned around. “Oh, hey Nate, I had the day off, so I came in for a drink,” she replied and pointed to her glass.

Nate nodded and Raina was behind him and said hello. “You haven’t seen CD in here, have you?” he asked her.

Magda smirked. “Yeah she was in here earlier, but she told me to tell you that she had some kind of meeting her and Jack had to go to together, and she couldn’t have lunch with you.”

“Oh,” Nate replied sadly. “Okay, well, Raina let’s get something to eat and get back to work.”

Raina nodded. “Sounds great, partner,” she replied, and Magda’s eyes bugged out as Nate went to go order their food.

“You two get along pretty well, don’t ya?” Magda asked suspiciously.

Raina agreed. “Yeah, Nate’s a wonderful guy. We haven’t had the best of luck with our cases yet, but I’ve had a blast working with him,” she replied happily.

“Don’t you mean working him?” Magda muttered into her drink so Raina couldn’t hear her.

"Hey did she say something else?" Nate now asked Magda.

"Who?" She gave him a confused look.

"CD! Who else? Geez." Rolling his eyes he started to drink his coke.

"Ooooh. No no... she just came here, told me to tell you she didn't have the time to have lunch with you and then she and Jack left again, they were all giggling... and in a hurry." She smirked. "He's hot."

Nate’s eyes widened. “You think he’s hot?!” Nate exclaimed, wondering what CD thought about him.

Magda nodded. “Well of course I do, Nate! Everyone does; we were talking about that the other day,” she explained, “and CD was giving us the 411 on him.”

“What did she say?” he asked angrily.

She shrugged. “Oh, I don’t remember what she said THAT time, she’s said so much so many different times. I DO remember what she said before she left today, or actually, what Jack said about her.”

“And what’s that?” he asked skeptically.

Magda acted like she was waving it off, like it was no big deal. “Oh, he said something about her making a bone stick out of him more than usual, or something like that.” She smirked when she saw Nate's incredibly shocked expression at that. "In the guy's locker room apparently..."

"You're telling me bull****." Nate glared at her.

"Fine... if ya don't wanna believe me... don't. Then I guess you wouldn't believe me either that she admitted it to me that she's having an affair with him." She shrugged. "She asked me for tips how she can keep you from finding out... and I told her that she has to keep on screwing you too, or else you'll get suspicious... but oh well, I gotta go get Ben from school." With that she walked out there.

Raina came back with the food. “Here we go,” she replied, but Nate didn’t answer. “Uh, earth to Nate?” she said as she waved her hand in his face.

He still didn’t answer. He had no idea she was even in his face. “That’s it!” he exclaimed and moved his hand toward his pocket. He moved his head and hit it on Raina’s hand. “Raina, what the hell are you doing?!” he asked.

“Seeing if you were awake, but apparently you are,” Raina answered back. “What’s wrong with you?”

“I have to make a phone call,” he replied and dialed her number. He waited for CD to answer and asked Raina while he was waiting, “Do you think that Jack guy is hot?”

Raina nodded. “He’s okay to look at. Why?”

“Damn, I knew it,” Nate said, and then CD answered her phone.

“DeLorenzo.” She said in her usual tone.

“Were you in the locker room today?” Nate asked. “The guys’?”

“Who is this?” CD asked. “Nate, is that you?”

“Duh, it’s me, CD, now tell me-- were you in there today?” He slightly growled.

CD was confused. “Yeah, I was, why?”

“With Jack?” he asked her angrily.

CD nodded. “Yeah, he was in there, too. We were in there because I had to......”

“Give him a blowjob I’m sure,” Nate remarked and hung up. He called her back immediately.

“Nate, what the hell are you talking about?!” CD exclaimed as soon as her phone rang again.

Nate ignored her question. “Good seeing you at lunch today, like you promised. Way to get Magda to tell me, ya damn ho,” he stated and hung up his phone. He shut it completely off and looked at Raina. “Okay, let’s finish that case. What was it? Burglary, murder, unpaid parking tickets? Oh hell, who cares, let’s go work on it.”

Raina was so confused but didn’t object. She grabbed their food, made it to go, and ran after Nate, who was walking at a pace that CD’s long legs couldn’t even have kept up if she was there.

CD wondered what the hell had gotten into him and tried to call him again and again and again, but no success. "Damn you!" She yelled and jumped up, now sure Magda had pulled some **** with him too, but he had fallen for her crap.

Meanwhile Nate stormed into an interrogation room and glared at the guy there. "Okay buddy! Game is over! We know exactly what you did and why you did it!" He yelled at him. "So admit it already and make your life a helluva lot easier!!!"

"Wha... what?" He just looked at him perplexed.

"CONFESS YOU LOUSY SON OF A BITCH!!!" Nate yelled, slamming his fist on the table in front of him.

At that moment Kate walked in and looked at Nate. "What the hell do you think you're doing here?"

"I'm trying to get a confession from this dude here!!" He glared at him.

"That 'dude' is the chief of police!" Kate yelled at Nate. "He's here for a meeting with me!"

Nate’s jaw dropped and his eyes closed.

[Snowfall]

OMG!!!!! That was so freakin hilarious!!!! Poor Nate! Post more soon!

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by Snowfall
OMG!!!!! That was so freakin hilarious!!!! Poor Nate! Post more soon!

LOL, well he doesn't function without CD

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Raina had just come through the door to tell her partner that their witness had arrived when she saw Kate’s angry face. “Um, I’m sorry to interrupt, but Nate, our witness is in the next room,” she replied.

“Oh my gosh, I’m so incredibly sorry, Mr. Chief of Police,” Nate said. “I have no idea what came over me; I thought that you were our murderer in an ongoing investigation.”

Kate looked confused. “Nate, the two of you don’t HAVE an ongoing murder investigation.”

Nate shrugged. “Oh, maybe it was a rapist then.”

Kate shook her head. “No, you ruined that case already,” she reminded him.

“Oh yeah,” Nate remembered. “Well what suspect do we have in the interrogation room then, Raina?”

Raina sighed. “A witness to a man jaywalking, Nate, remember? Cap didn’t think we should have a big case for awhile, so we could regroup.”

Nate nodded, remembering.

“And you mess up a JAYWALKING case, too?!” The chief exclaimed. “Damn, what kind of a cop are you?! Apparently not a very good one!” he remarked and laughed.

Nate was fuming with anger. "Why don't you go..." At that point Raina's hand covered his mouth. "We... gotta go." She dragged him out with her.

Kate apologized and explained that the two partners still had to get used to each other apparently, because with his partner before Raina they had the most solved cases in the whole city.

Acknowledging that he decided to let it slip this time and they started the meeting until they heard yelling outside. "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ****ING *******??? NATE BASSO GET YOUR SLIMY LOUSY LITTLE ASS HERE OR I'M GONNA KICK IT TIL IT'S GREEN AND BLUE AND VIOLET AND BLACK!!!!"

Kate groaned. “Can this day get any worse?” she muttered. “Excuse me, Sir, I’ll be right back,” she announced and went out to find CD. She found her by the coffee, asking Jinny where Nate was. “Inspector DeLorenzo, what are you doing?” Kate hissed.

“Even though it’s none of your damn business, I’m looking for that ****ing boyfriend of mine,” CD muttered.

Kate covered CD’s mouth. “CD, tone it down!” she condemned her. “I’m in a meeting with the CHIEF! Your boyfriend has already called him a son of a bitch, and it took all I had to get through that explanation!” Kate pointed to the interrogation room. “Room 2, go ahead and get in there, it’s not like you could damage their case anymore than it already is.”

CD nodded and took off for the room, while Kate went back to her meeting. “I apologize
again, Sir,” she said.

“You have a lot of whackos working here, Kate,” The chief commented. “Who was that yelling?”

Kate sighed. “That would be Inspector Basso’s old partner, Inspector DeLorenzo.”

“They used to be quite the partners, it sounds like,” he observed. “They’re both insane.”

Kate sighed and shrugged. "Well whatever they did, it worked. No one solved as many cases as they did..."

Meanwhile in the room next door CD ran up to Nate, kissed him passionately and then smacked him right across the face. "You damn little bastard!" She yelled at him. "I have no idea what Magda told you, but HOW THE HELL could you believe it??? I met her at the Anchorside, she told me you couldn't meet me and then she wanted me to believe that you're having an affair with Raina!"

"Eww sick!" Raina exclaimed. "I mean he is cute but obviously practically almost somehow kinda not quite married yet..." She told their suspect who nodded. "Uhm, would you like a soda? Great, I'll be right back..." Raina said and hurried out while he frowned and looked back at those two who still were fighting.

"She WHAT??? Baby I SWEAR that's bull****! I would never get it on with Raina! How could I when I have THIS!" He smirked and ran his hands all over his curves, almost to the point of drooling.

"Well d'oh! I know that! But ya know, she pissed me off, so I told her that hell yeah you are... and that we're having threesomes, and hell I'm doing Jack too... which of course I'M NOT!!!" She then told him why she had been in the guy's room with him and that now he had three broken ribs.

That made him laugh. "Oh yeah baby! That's my girl!" He hugged her, glad that she was his and only his.

"Ya know me..." She purred into his ear and they were the old ones again.

Kate was glad that there was no screaming and yelling and that apparently whatever CD and Nate had been fighting about, it was okay again. She was about to say goodbye to the chief when again yelling and screaming started, this time it was neither CD or Nate though. "HELP!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!" The screams came from the door next door. "I'll confess everything!!! I jaywalked because I had to get away from there real fast because I had just killed my wife... please someone arrest me! JUST GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!"

Kate and the Chief rushed up there and looked at the man holding out his hands. “Sir, I’m going to have to mirandize you first before we can accept your confession,” Kate explained.

“Fine, do whatever, just PLEASE get me out of that room!” he exclaimed.

“What’s wrong with it?” the Chief asked him.

“Those two!” he shouted and pointed to the inspectors. “I’ve never heard that much sex talk in my life! Not even that time I called that 1-900 number......”

“Okay, that’s enough sir,” Kate announced, read him his rights and called Raina in to take him to lock up. Kate yelled at her inspector and her ex one as well. “CD AND NATE!” she exclaimed. “What in the hell’s going on?!” she shouted.

CD’s shirt had become unbuttoned, and she was relaxing on Nate’s lap, who had positioned himself on the table.

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

Sheesh they can't ever take a break can they? Post more

[Snowfall]

LMAO! Well, Nate and CD solved yet another murder, and they weren't even working at it! That was so great, of course! I've caught up with everything now, so please post more soon!

[1strunfan]

Originally posted by Snowfall
LMAO! Well, Nate and CD solved yet another murder, and they weren't even working at it! That was so great, of course! I've caught up with everything now, so please post more soon!

Yeah, that!

[CandyBasso]

Originally posted by Snowfall
LMAO! Well, Nate and CD solved yet another murder, and they weren't even working at it! That was so great, of course! I've caught up with everything now, so please post more soon!