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Old 02-05-2004, 01:40 AM   #166
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OK, Debra is really dangerous! Nate should just kick her out on her rear! Post more soon.
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Old 02-05-2004, 01:41 AM   #167
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Yayyyyyyy!!!!! New page!
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:07 PM   #168
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yaaaaaaaay! Thanks Here's more...

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Meanwhile outside CD was pissed like never before at Debra. "You DAMN bitch!"

His mother walked up to CD and yelled “You don't deserve my son!" She hated being called a bitch and so she slapped CD "I have never met anyone with less manners!"

"YOU JUST TOLD ANOTHER WOMAN THAT NATE LOVES HER WHILE HE'S ENGAGED TO ME!!!!!!!!!" CD yelled back. "You're damn lucky that I don't tolerate violence against elderly people or I swear I'd beat you into a puddle of goo!"

Kate was starting to think she should sneak out. But then she thought better of it. "Look lady." Kate said, "I don't know who you are, but I can tell you this so much: touch CD again and I will take you ass downtown, And you know that it won't be the nice treatment eihter. I will make sure you are strip searched, and everything." Kate glared at the woman already not liking her for what she had done to CD.

At that moment Toni and Nate walked out again. Debra rushed over to Nate and sobbed. "Those are all mean people!" She pointed at Kate "That woman just threatened me!"

Kate shrugged, and put her hands up, "I wouldn't have had to, if you hadn't slapped CD."

At that moment Jinny and Teddy entered. Toni had answered the door. "Who slapped CD?" Teddy asked.

"She did." Kate pointed at Debra.

"Don't you EVER do that again!" Nate pushed her away and approached CD. "I'm so sorry baby."

Jinny was as pissed and glared at the woman. "I'll beat her ass! Let me at her!" She called out.

Both Teddy and Kate grabbed her arms, Teddy said, "You really want to get arrested for beating up an old lady?"

Debra was nearly crying, "Nate all your friends are mean!"

Kate glared at her, "Look, we can let go of her arms. Something tells me she would get free soon anyways. We’re all cops here. And she nodded at Teddy, and he's an ADA."

Debra hid behind Nate at that. But Nate stepped away and looked at CD's cheek. "Does it hurt a lot?"

CD shook her head. "Not at all. She hits like a baby." She chuckled. "I've been hit worse."

At that Teddy gasped surprised. "You have?"

CD chuckled and nodded.

"She's a boxer." Nate explained.

Teddy smiled, "Ohh, I will have to go watch you sweat...Errr...I mean box sometime."

CD gave him a look.

Nate laughed. "Just don't be shocked about all the blood."

"There is no blood." CD glared at him

Both Kate and Teddy realizing that Jinny had calmed down let go of her arms. Jinny said, "Hey that's cool! You are a boxer, and I know Karate! We could be partners, and go kick some ass!"

CD laughed. "Yeah. To fight all evil!" At that she shot a glare towards Debra
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awww...everyone is gangin' up on Debra

Great post, as usual!...
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awww...everyone is gangin' up on Debra

Great post, as usual!...

awww poor debra..... heh heh heh



excellent, EXCELLENT, excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE, baby, MORE!!!
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Old 02-12-2004, 01:45 AM   #171
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I'm so proud of Kate, defending CD like that. Thank you for posting! Do it again soon!
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Old 02-12-2004, 11:24 AM   #172
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That was awesome!!!! And i just loved Jinny! lol Cant wait for more!
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Did anybody else here miss Debra dear?

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Both Kate and Teddy realizing that Jinny had calmed down let go of her arms. Jinny said, "Hey that's cool! You are a boxer, and I know Karate! We could be partners, and go kick some ass!"

CD laughed. "Yeah. To fight all evil!" At that she shot a glare towards Debra

"Hey, " Nate gave her a puppy dog look, "Don't you want to work with me anymore?"

Kate, said, "Well if, what happend in my office today, is any indication of what happens when you two work together, then I might just have to switch up partners." Kate laughed.

"No way!!!!!" At that CD hugged Nate and pouted. "Mine!"

“You fight evil...” Debra, not happy at all with the way the converstation was going, because she wasn't getting her way said, "Well having sex before you are married is evil!" Which made everyone in the room laugh because they had all had sex without being married "Hey” Debra asked "What's so funny?!"

Nate chuckled and then looked at her. "As I recall I was born seven months after you and dad got married, huh?" He just smirked.

"Well, now we weren't talking about me now were we?" Debra asked

Kate said, “Apple doesn't quite fall far from the tree now does it?"

Debra growled. "You were early, that's all!"

"Yeah yeah." CD laughed.

"Mom, dad told me that I was conceived under the bleachers before you graduated high school!" Nate said

Debra growled while everybody else laughed. "I already know where you two will conceive one day." Jinny said.

"No way, not happening." CD gave her a small glare.

"On top of HER desk!" Jinny ignored the glare and pointed at Kate.

Kate laughed, "You mean my nice NEW DESK, that the two of them are paying for!"

"Yeah yeah." CD said and the doorbell rang again.

"Ohhh that must be Alex." Kate grinned. "I'll go get it."

CD smiled. "And I'll start with dinner."

"You gonna order pizza again and call that dinner?" Debra snarled.

"No I'm gonna feed you with rat poison." CD muttered under her breath but only Teddy who was standing next to her could hear it.

Kate opened the door to see Alex standing in the door with a bottle of Wine. She let him in, and then introduced him to everyone. Then she said, "I think I will go help CD in the kitchen."

"Alright" Alex smiled and then walked over to the other two guys. He hadn't met those people before but they seemed like a nice bunch.

Teddy and Nate both shook his hand, and said, “nice to meet ya!"

Alex siad "Thanks, same to you! So how do all of you know Kate?"

"I work at her Division." Nate answered.

Teddy nodded. "Yeah, and I'm an ADA there, plus Jin," he wrapped his arm around her, "works there too. Apart from me and Nate's mom they're all cops."

"Yeah, so you better all behave." Jinny chuckled.

"Heh..." He said, "Well at least I am meeting people in high places." He laughed

Debra smiled and said, "Well dear, I am sure you have a great job as well. A nice man such as yourself."

"I'm a firefighter ma'am." He smiled politely.

Jinny grinned. "That'd explain your well built body."

"Hey." Teddy pouted at that.

Debra smirked. "Strong and cute. That's two of the three things a man needs to be." Then she winked at him. "But I doubt you're lacking the third."
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Did anybody else here miss Debra dear?

DEBRA!!!!! o, the poor dear, how i've missed her so much!!!!!! thank u so much for bringing her back into my life!!!!!!



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DEBRA!!!!! o, the poor dear, how i've missed her so much!!!!!! thank u so much for bringing her back into my life!!!!!!



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What Lisa said! And THANK YOU so much for posting!
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Old 06-05-2004, 04:16 PM   #176
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Debra smirked. "Strong and cute. That's two of the three things a man needs to be." Then she winked at him. "But I doubt you're lacking the third."

"Uhhh." He started to feel uncomfortable around this woman.

"Well why don't you come, and sit down on the couch." She lead him off, and he looked back at Jinny, Teddy, and Nate with a pleading ‘help’ look. "Tell me all about your job. It must me so nice be able to save people’s lives on a daily basis."

"Uhm well." He swallowed and kept a distance while he told her the boring parts of his job, trying to get her to leave him alone.

Meanwhile in the kitchen Kate had walked up to CD. "So whatcha makin'?"

"Nate wanted Chili." She answered.

"Need Some Help?" Kate asked, "or should I start on my wonderful cucumber salad?"

CD asked "Are you serious about that salad, I really thought you were joking!"

Kate laughed, "No I was joking. How come everytime I tell people that I am making a cucumber salad they think I am joking?"

CD grinned. "Well we didn't know Alex yet then." She winked at her.

Kate turned the shade of pink, and said, "I can't believe you thought I would use.. a cucumber...What did you do after your marriage, and before Nate?"

CD chuckled. "Kate we were kidding with you as well. Why use a cucumber when nowadays there are a lot of nice toys that you can use eh?" She winked at her with a smirk.

Kate laughed, "Or you can forget about the toys, and go to the men!" Kate started getting busy making her salad, and staying out of CD's way.

CD smirked. "As long as you stay safe then."

Kate smiled, "I am always safe. So tell me, who's better Paul or Nate?"

CD said, "You’re forgetting Brian, and that other gu.. Uhh nevermind ..It's not important."

"Who? " Kate asked

CD smirked. "Definitely Nate. Paul was such a bore, you wouldn't believe it. God I can't believe I even was married to him. But anyhow, Nate definitely is the best I ever had." She grinned. "Though Brian wasn't that bad either... but nothing compares to Nate, really." She smirked.

"That's good to know." Kate grinned back at her. "And what other guy, huh?"

"Uhhh," CD said, "I am not very pround of this, but it was after I found out about Paul's fifth affair. The name’s not important, or more to the fact that I don't remember it. It wasn't one of my best moments I was drunk. I wanted someone, I needed someone to hold me, and to love me, and at the time it was clear that Paul wasn’t the guy to do that. So I let this guy take me back to his place. I spent one night with him, and that all. I have never heard or seen from him again."

Kate nodded. "It happened only this once?"

CD blushed. "Well maybe a couple of times after that too. But not with him... it was just, easier, ya know? Because it had happened already anyways... and Paul was being... well Paul again... he never found out though."

"I can't say that I blame you CD." She slighty smiled at her. "But now you have Nate."

"Yeah I do." CD grinned her face off.

"Does he know?" Kate asked.

CD looked down and shock her head no, "No I haven't told him. Do you think that I should?"

Kate nodded her head, "Yeah I do, I think before someone else get a chance too."

CD asked, "But what if he doesn't understand?"

“He will understand.” Kate smiled, "Because he's Nate, and he loves you!"

CD sighed. "I guess you're right. I mean that was then and this is now, right?"

"Right." Kate nodded. "And he knows it won't ever hapen again." Then she looked at her. "I mean it won't, will it?"

"Absolutely not!" CD said. "I love Nate with all my heart. And since I know him I know I never really loved Paul. I couldn't be any happier than I am with Nate in my life."
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yay, new post, new post!!!!!! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!! it was great as usual, so give us more soon!!!
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Ewwww Why would you want more of this CRAP?????
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Awwwww, that was so cute and sweet! I loved it! Post more soon!
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