Michelle and I just had the idea to start this LOL... funny pictures of the cast... and background stories to em.... if you have any of those, please share!!!!!! :D






Mag: Oh God Jin! Look at this! Cute Doggy! Who's a good boy? Yeah you're a good boy...

Jin: .oO(Is that a hole? That's a hole! She's got a hole in her pants! I probably should tell her... or I could kick her over... yeah that's what I'm gonna do. Who's a dumb girl... you're a dumb girl Mag...) *snickers*

LMAO Cat that was WAy funny!!!!
MY Turn!!!!!!



Raina bought CD a hat for her birthday, and made her try it on. Nate took a picture of it. BTw Nate's dead now...

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
LMAO Cat that was WAy funny!!!!
MY Turn!!!!!!



Raina bought CD a hat for her birthday, and made her try it on. Nate took a picture of it. BTw Nate's dead now...


LMAO, that's hilarious! Ohhhh I have another one...

Magda:"you wanna hit this?"
Angela:"no...Im still high from that line I snorted...."

Originally posted by maria1986
Magda:"you wanna hit this?"
Angela:"no...Im still high from that line I snorted...."


LMAO, that's a good one! Here's one more...


Kate: Ohhh I feeel gooood... I can see... colors! So many colors.... I can smell... WHO THE HELL FARTED?

LMAO You both are tooooooo funny!


No, Magda I won't have sex with you!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
No, Magda I won't have sex with you!

Magda:"well damn...I guess I'll ask CD...."

CD:"No Im not too drunk to drive home..."

Louis put that thing away!! EWWW!

Jinny:"should I take that oxy-cotton laying there?.....I don't think that guy in the neck brace will miss it...."

Jinny:"Teddy has the biggest penis!"
CD:"No Jinny, Nate's is bigger...."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Kate: Ohhh I feeel gooood... I can see... colors! So many colors.... I can smell... WHO THE HELL FARTED?

Jinny:"sorry....it was me...."

Magda:"Gabe, the next time you talk back to me...Im gonna take your dick..just like this....and yank it off!"

Jinny:"I should be in a shampoo commercial!"

Originally posted by maria1986
Magda:"well damn...I guess I'll ask CD...."

CD: " Now way in Hell! You stay away from!!!

LMAO, those are hilarious! I love the shampoo one!




CD: Nate! I'm at work... I can't have phonsex right now... okay fine... I'm wearing nothing but my black garters and I'm... no of course I'm not lying!

Angela: What do you mean you don't wanna dance with me? Am I not pretty enough? I dressed up for you CD!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
CD: " Now way in Hell! You stay away from!!!

Sorry this picture goes with this wrighting...I am such a dork!

Magda:"CD, it is rude to smoke weed while we are eating..."
CD:"chill out!...Im almost done...."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Angela: What do you mean you don't wanna dance with me? Am I not pretty enough? I dressed up for you CD!

Jinny:"If you want...I will dance with you... "

CD: I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

OMG! these r HILARIOUS!!


K,this probably ain't that funny,but here's a stab at it lol




Kate: Hey anybody wanna see my impression of a horse? Watch!

How to shock the hell outta Nate...


CD: I thought it's time for a new look... something sassy... modern... young... spunky...

Nate: *swallows* Uhhh yeah.... uhhh... nice... nice CD...

CD: Oh that isn't the best part yet? I got an appointment for a makeover for you tomorrow!

Nate: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
OMG! these r HILARIOUS!!


K,this probably ain't that funny,but here's a stab at it lol




Kate: Hey anybody wanna see my impression of a horse? Watch!


She definitely does look like a horse. *gallops*

Man:"So, you used to be a cop?"
CD:"Yeah...that job just didn't pay enough..."

Originally posted by consentida
She definitely does look like a horse. *gallops*


LOL yeah, that was a good impression and a funny pic!!!


here's my next one LOL


CD: Hey Nate I just wanted to.... holy **** that's big... uhhh I mean.... I should've knocked....

Nate:"CD Im just not sure about this..."
CD:"Don't worry...you will look good with boobs...."

Kate: What the hell are you lookin' at bitch?

CD: Watch it dwarf! I'll make mashed potatoes outta ya!

Originally posted by maria1986
Nate:"CD Im just not sure about this..."
CD:"Don't worry...you will look good with boobs...."

here is the pic that was supposed to go w/ that.....

CD: Cap.... what exactly is crawling through your hair there?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Kate: What the hell are you lookin' at bitch?

CD: Watch it dwarf! I'll make mashed potatoes outta ya!

:lol: o man that was greatness.

CD:"Nate, didn't I tell you to keep your ****ing mouth shut?"
Nate:"Geez....you never let me get a word in...."

omg u guys freakin rock!! lmao, these are great!!!! hehe:) :)

CD: Hmmm... I think I should practice the hairspray thing some more...

CD: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Hey no, that's Jackas... I mean Jinny's husband...

CD:"Nate!...how many times do I have to tell you?...you can't watch me pee!"

"Do these glasses make me look like a frog?" (ribbet ribbet)

Originally posted by maria1986
CD:"Nate!...how many times do I have to tell you?...you can't watch me pee!"

I did it again...

Nate:"I bet I can drink my coffee faster than you!"
CD:"I'll show you, Bitch!"

CD:"you have the biggest nose I have ever seen...."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Hey Nate I just wanted to.... holy **** that's big... uhhh I mean.... I should've knocked....

CD:"Oops...should have knocked this time also..."

Does my hair look like a christmas tree? Cause ya know I was going for that look! *Sings* ohhhhhh christmas treee....Ohhhhh christmas treee......

CD: "Look I can drink, and drive at the same time!"
Nate: "Taken listens from Jinny?"

Now I will have you know *snort* That this is the lastest fashion.. *Snort snort*

"Mwhahahaaaaaaaaaa! I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!"

CD:"Wow!....I can put my weed in here!"

Originally posted by maria1986
Nate:"I bet I can drink my coffee faster than you!"
CD:"I'll show you, Bitch!"


LMAO, girl, you crack me up!!!!!


Nate: .oO(I can't believe I let CD talk me into this... damn uniform fetish... I somehow gotta get back to her for this one!)

Bonnie: Oooo the camera guy is hot!
Lisa: Back off, Bottle redhead, I saw him first!
Nancy: Um...HELLO! You're both MARRIED!

omg, I just gotta say... Emma and Tara, and Michelle and Maria... I love ALL of your last posts! LOL

and here's another Natie...




Nate: Green really isn't my color... and what is it with those damn helmets? Are we supposed to go riding or what? Ohhhh I'd like that... I'll call CD to come over... I have just the stud for her... muahahaha....

Nate: Uh oh.... I'm starting to get scared here.... Dammit CD, NEVER AGAIN!

Where my strip tease?? YOu primised, and now I am all excited!!

General: BASSO! Is that a friggin nightlight?

Nate: B....b....but I'm scared in the dark...

CD and Nate are watching porn....

CD:"This is the sickest thing I have ever seen!"
Nate:"this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen!....how are they doing that?...."

Wait how did Debra get on here?? Oh wait sorry that''s mean to the poor dogey...put i had to do it..the devil made me!!!

Originally posted by maria1986
CD and Nate are watching porn....

CD:"This is the sickest thing I have ever seen!"
Nate:"this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen!....how are they doing that?...."

damnit!

Nate: Man, you STINK!!!!

Guy: The General farted man!

"Louis, I'd rather go down to the corner 57th street,and buy a hooker...."

CD:"I bet you won't cheat on me now!!!!!"

Speaking of the devil...Gee CD that must have been on hell of a night!

CD:"We just want to know why men are so stupid...."
Nate:"uhhhhhh...."
JAG Lady:"good answer..."

LMAO those were great!


Guy: Haha... this is a prankcall and you have no idea who I am...

Nate: I'm sitting right next to you! Dork!

LMAO All of you are sooooo funny, and I think this is the fastest that td fanfic message has filled up to five pages already!!!

"Omg,Cd just grabbed my butt..."

Nate shows CD and Jinny his manhood...

Nate:"hey!...it isn't THAT small!!!!.."

Originally posted by maria1986
Nate shows CD and Jinny his manhood...

Nate:"hey!...it isn't THAT small!!!!.."

LMAOOO!! that was great!

LMAO they were all great!


Raina: Charlie's Angels? Never heard of em...

Magda: They're whimps!

CD: Right on! Nate's Angels rock the town!

"It was the worst sex I ever had *sigh* "

CD: Damn... sending Nate to bootcamp wasn't such a great idea after all... I shoulda known he'd want revenge for that...

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"It was the worst sex I ever had *sigh* "

:lol: LMFAO. That was great. o man....you'll never live that one down now. Forget about close ups and alleys...

Magda: Whoa....

Raina: It moves! It moves!

Kate: It's alive!

CD: It's called fax...

HAHA! I was in bed with Nate and I got this to prove it!!!

Originally posted by maria1986
CD:"Oops...should have knocked this time also..."


CD: Dammit, I REALLY should start knocking...

Ah, I do another one. This is tooo funny!! :)


Jinny- "Oh, Magda, I knew you loved me. I just knew it."
Magda- "Now we can be "partners' after all! I'm so happy."

Jin: You look like you've just been thoroughly fukked...


CD: What shall I say... that's what partners are for...

Jinny: Yes,okay, I admit I wore pink! I was drunk okay! It's certainly not the worst thing I've done while drunk!
Kate: Hey, you said I was good. *pouts*

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin: You look like you've just been thoroughly fukked...


CD: What shall I say... that's what partners are for...

Jin: I think I'm gonna go request to switch partners...

CD: Yeah... with Mag as parter all you'd get would be VD...

CD: Nate said I have this glow to me... I have no idea what he means

"Hey! Don't knock garbage diving! It's a good sport!"

Kate: "CD, I want you and Nate to---Oh for God sake, get a room you two!"

"Look! Not only have I not had my decaf yet,but I'm PMSing,AND i haven't had sex in a month,because Louis is outta town,and I'm not Magda! I'd feel bad for ceating on him even though he is a jackass!....DON'T mess with me!"

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"Hey! Don't knock garbage diving! It's a good sport!"

LMAO!!!! Yeah, who doesn't love good ole garbage diving...





Reunited....

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Kate: "CD, I want you and Nate to---Oh for God sake, get a room you two!"

LMAO!!! Right on Kel! Give us more of this!!!!

Nate: "Uh, I knowI ordered everything on the menu but..."

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"Hey! Don't knock garbage diving! It's a good sport!"


Jin: I told ya you'd love garbage diving Mag!

Nate: .oO(This coffee just HAS to kill her...)

Jin: Trying to hide your pregnancy with that folder Mag?

Mag: Uh huh... well I really don't wanna know what YOU'RE trying to hide there...

I'm glad you like it Cat. Here's another one.

Jinny: "M'am, you're kinda hurting me here."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin: Trying to hide your pregnancy with that folder Mag?

Mag: Uh huh... well I really don't wanna know what YOU'RE trying to hide there...

Jin: No offense Mag... but you're actually already too fat to hide it with that thing... and I'm sure your butt hasn't always been that big...

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
I'm glad you like it Cat. Here's another one.

Jinny: "M'am, you're kinda hurting me here."


LOL yep, keep going!



CD: So this is what books look like...

"Uh,CD...no offence,but I don't remember us having sex...let alone this..."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL yep, keep going!



CD: So this is what books look like...


CD: Look Nate... REAL books!!!! Just like on TV in those old movies...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Look Nate... REAL books!!!! Just like on TV in those old movies...


Kate: I heard you found BOOKS?

CD: Yeah... but we yet have to figure out how to switch them on...

Dusty: Hey, after the meeting, wanna do a quickie before work?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Kate: I heard you found BOOKS?

CD: Yeah... but we yet have to figure out how to switch them on...


Nate: Say, do you happen to know how to switch on a book?

CD: We can't figure it out...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Say, do you happen to know how to switch on a book?

CD: We can't figure it out...


Nate: What do you mean books don't get switched on?

CD: How do you use them then?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: What do you mean books don't get switched on?

CD: How do you use them then?


woman: Here, let me show you...

Nate: Uhhhh!

CD: Aaah!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
woman: Here, let me show you...

Nate: Uhhhh!

CD: Aaah!


Woman: See? That was easy...

CD: I wanna try!

Nate: There has to be a trick...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Woman: See? That was easy...

CD: I wanna try!

Nate: There has to be a trick...


Nate: Look, you're not going anywhere before you show us that trick!

Woman: There is NO trick dammit!

CD: We'll see about that.

Kate: What do you mean?
Jonah: She'll pull through just fine.
Jinny: You mean the bitch didn't die???

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Look, you're not going anywhere before you show us that trick!

Woman: There is NO trick dammit!

CD: We'll see about that.


Nate: She knows a trick Cap...


CD: Yeah, but she ain't telling!


Kate: How mean!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: She knows a trick Cap...


CD: Yeah, but she ain't telling!


Kate: How mean!


Woman: What the hell did you morons do with the book?!?

CD: We tried to find the hidden switch...

Nate: Now show us your damn trick!!!!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Woman: What the hell did you morons do with the book?!?

CD: We tried to find the hidden switch...

Nate: Now show us your damn trick!!!!

Woman: How often do I have to tell you that there IS NO TRICK!!!!

CD: What was that?

Nate: Are you gonna show us the trick now, or does she really have to hurt you first?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Woman: How often do I have to tell you that there IS NO TRICK!!!!

CD: What was that?

Nate: Are you gonna show us the trick now, or does she really have to hurt you first?


woman: Okay okay... the trick...

Nate: We're listening...

CD: Closely!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
woman: Okay okay... the trick...

Nate: We're listening...

CD: Closely!

CD: Spill it!

Nate: Now!

Woman: I need a few things to show you...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Spill it!

Nate: Now!

Woman: I need a few things to show you...



CD: Yeah, so we sent Raina to go get all that stuff she requested...

Nate: Man that was weird stuff...

Kate: I'm so exited! We'll learn how to use a book!



and I'm getting tired... and bored... all alone here LOL... so buh bye for now...


Will CD and Nate ever find out how to use a book? What is the secret trick of the mysterious woman? And why isn't Kate showing her face? Find out in the next episode of "CD, Nate and the Book"

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Kate: "CD, I want you and Nate to---Oh for God sake, get a room you two!"

CD and Nate were getting it on in the pot plants!?...LOL.....:lol:

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Kate: What do you mean?
Jonah: She'll pull through just fine.
Jinny: You mean the bitch didn't die???

OMG....That was SO freakin' funny!!!....LOL....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Omg! lmao! Cat that was hilarious!

Bonnie: What do ya think,Should i flash him?
Nancy: *sighs* Thats it. I'm glueing your shirt to you. Somebody bring me some super glue!

First I would like to say to those people I was chatting to last night sorry..I didn't have a choise about leaving. We had this awful wind storm,a nd it knocked out the power.


secound off LMAO all of you are soooooooooooooo FUNNY!! all of you are a laugh a minute!!!!!

Third, ON with the show.....

CD: "Nate thouse look great on you, but I would perfer them off!"

^
^
^
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!:D :D ;)

Originally posted by maria1986
CD and Nate were getting it on in the pot plants!?...LOL.....:lol:


LMAO, CD and Nate are getting it on ANYWHERE....



Kate: OMG I died and am in heaven!!!! Someone gimme my pipe!

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Dusty: Hey, after the meeting, wanna do a quickie before work?


Jinny: Suggest that again a$$hole and you're rollin' down a cliff!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Yeah, so we sent Raina to go get all that stuff she requested...

Nate: Man that was weird stuff...

Kate: I'm so exited! We'll learn how to use a book!



and I'm getting tired... and bored... all alone here LOL... so buh bye for now...


Will CD and Nate ever find out how to use a book? What is the secret trick of the mysterious woman? And why isn't Kate showing her face? Find out in the next episode of "CD, Nate and the Book"

Kate: I'm starting to get doubts about this book thing...

CD: Yeah... We look so pretty in here... Wonder how we'd look inside of a book...

Nate: Man last night was good!!!!!!
CD: MMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMM!

Kate: Nate's dick is that big????? Man Louis has got nada!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Kate: I'm starting to get doubts about this book thing...

CD: Yeah... We look so pretty in here... Wonder how we'd look inside of a book...


Nate: Come on CD, the book woman is here.

CD: I changed my mind... I don't wanna... I love my little laptop

Magda: "I swear to god if Jonah follows me one more time..."
Jinny: You'll blow his balls off?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Come on CD, the book woman is here.

CD: I changed my mind... I don't wanna... I love my little laptop


CD: Okay... Nate convinced me to go through with this... show me the trick... I'm ready.

Woman: Well, see, the thing is...

Kate: God I need a drink, cause I'm so not getting any "thing" from Louis.

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Okay... Nate convinced me to go through with this... show me the trick... I'm ready.

Woman: Well, see, the thing is...

woman: ... I'd rather die than show you bitch my tr...

CD: FuKK!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
woman: ... I'd rather die than show you bitch my tr...

CD: FuKK!


CD: Dammit Nate! She's dead!!! I KNEW that books are bad.



****The End**** lol

Bonnie: *looks at tabloid pic* Ah,Yes I remember him fondly
Nancy: *looks at pic* You cheap,boyfriend steallin,cradle robbin hussy!
Bonnie: Hey you ask the producers of Judicial Consent...I'm pretty damn expensive!

Kate: Damn Louis! Put that away! Nobody wants to see what you don't have!

Originally posted by Princess2003
Kate: God I need a drink, cause I'm so not getting any "thing" from Louis.


LMAO, that was great! Keep going! :)



Kate: .oO(Dammit! Can't these people stop following me EVERYWHERE?)

Bonnie: I flashed him once....okay twice...fine! three times! So what?
Nancy: Oh my god,and I am the 1 that plays the slut on this show???

Jinny: Thank god for male strippers.
Magda: Yeah, Take it off Nate!

Originally posted by Princess2003
Jinny: Thank god for male strippers.
Magda: Yeah, Take it off Nate!

LMAO!!!! Now show us the Nate pic to this one! ;)


CD: Ohhhh Nate... that felt good! Grope me again...

Nate: What? I didn't grope ya!

Raina *giggles*

Jinny: "****, CD got to Nate's dick before I did!!"

Nate: Gee CD, I can't believe you posed for Playboy, wearing just your gun...

CD: Damn I was young and needed the money...

CD: What's the meaning of life?

Nate: Sex!? Now!? Can't it wait until later CD?

Jinny: *Singing* "I'm too sexy for my hair...."

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Bonnie: I flashed him once....okay twice...fine! three times! So what?
Nancy: Oh my god,and I am the 1 that plays the slut on this show???


Mag: Hey... hello? What about me? How much sluttier can someone get?

Kate: Good point...


Jin: Yeah, you win Mag...

Jack: Jinny, This better not be when you are having your period.

"Raina,Hunny,you do realize I'm not listening to a word you're saying,right?"

Kate: Well Nate you may be young, but that's never stopped me before, and it's not like I'm getting any now.
Nate: WHAT????????

"If I've told CD and Nate once,I've told them a 1,000 times...NO sex on their desks during work hours!"

Magda: I swear if I walk in on CD and Nate one more time... Man I gotta learn how to knock.

Magda: "Look everyone, I'm a dork!!!!!!!!"

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Magda: "Look everyone, I'm a dork!!!!!!!!"


LMAO.... truer words have never been spoken!!!!!



Angela: Hey hey hey! Get away from her! That's MY corpse!!!!


CD:.oO(Oh god I shoulda know... she's a necrophiliac...)

"Ewww, you need to clean your gun."

Angela: Hey, that's not my name!!!!

Anglea: "I swear, CD, Nate, and I only had a threesome once. I SWEAR! Next time we will include you. I promise."

Frank: Hey chicks... what about A threesome eh?

Angela: Hey CD I got a strap-on

CD: Oh yeah I can feel that... from behind? You naughty naughty girl you!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Angela: Hey CD I got a strap-on

CD: Oh yeah I can feel that... from behind? You naughty naughty girl you!


CD: Hey Cap, I borrowed Angie's strap-on...

Kate: Oh hell yeah! God I love watching myself in the mirror during it.... oooh yeah, I'm so close now... ohhh yes ohhh KAAAAATEEEEE YES!

CD: Did you just call out your own name?

CD: Gee Ang, haven't ya ever smoked pot before? Close your eyes, relax... feel the vibe!

Ang: I'm trying... oooh the vibe just hit me

"Aw,I'm Sorry Louis, I can't spend quality time with ya tonight, i have a date with my physical therapist....yeah,so what if it is cheating? You'll get over it."

Cap: I just flashed Spivey... I lost my mind... I have to hide...

CD: Well, nice disguise, but they're still gonna recognise ya...

CD: If those were expensive? Wonder if they'd get mad if I drop one...

CD:Nate, I swear if you grab her ass, I will shoot you.
Nate: Oh come on,let a guy have a little fun.
kate: Yeah,CD let a guy have a little more fun....uh,pretend you didn't hear the 'more' "

Kate: Now,look I've gotten a LOT of complaints and you just can't continue to have sex on your desks...or anybody else's...or in the bathrooms....or the interrogation rooms...or the utility closet - -
CD:But thats what utility closets are for.
Kate: Yeah, I know, but the janitors are complaining,about never being able to get in,to get their cleaning utilities.
Nate:Well,then tell them to put their junk someplace else!
Kate: I can't do that.
CD: Well,then the only place left to have sex is your office...
Kate: HELL NO!!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: Now,look I've gotten a LOT of complaints and you just can't continue to have sex on your desks...or anybody else's...or in the bathrooms....or the interrogation rooms...or the utility closet - -
CD:But thats what utility closets are for.
Kate: Yeah, I know, but the janitors are complaining,about never being able to get in,to get their cleaning utilities.
Nate:Well,then tell them to put their junk someplace else!
Kate: I can't do that.
CD: Well,then the only place left to have sex is your office...
Kate: HELL NO!!

LMAO... OMG.... MORE!!!!!!!

CD: Eeeeey! Bitch

CD: Ready... steady... GO!

Kate: I'll show ya... I'm faster!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Ready... steady... GO!

Kate: I'll show ya... I'm faster!

Kate: Ha! Won!

CD: Damn fukken sh-it bitch

CD: "NAAAAAAAAAAATE! Dammit! You coulda warned me!"

" I miss Allen...his was big...Louis's is microscopic."

CD thinks: "Get closer, get closer, would you please kiss me?"
Nate thinks: "Damnit, how many rebounds did O'Neill get at the last game of the Lakers?"

CD: What do you mean 'Careful, there's Lily'? I ain't seeing no one...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: What do you mean 'Careful, there's Lily'? I ain't seeing no one...

CD: Damn! I missed...

Can't think of any good comment, do you have one?

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Bonnie: *looks at tabloid pic* Ah,Yes I remember him fondly
Nancy: *looks at pic* You cheap,boyfriend steallin,cradle robbin hussy!
Bonnie: Hey you ask the producers of Judicial Consent...I'm pretty damn expensive!

:lol:

Michelle and I just had an idea together... lol


Magda: Do I really have to go home with Gabe?

Jin: Well you sure as hell ain't comin' home with me...

CD: "Ohhhhh Yeah there's the spot!"

Jinny: Bring it on Pink RAnger! I can Kick your a ss any day of the week!

Kate:"how many times do I have to tell you!?...CD has a new partner!....now stopp coming here and asking for your old job back!"

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Jinny: Bring it on Pink RAnger! I can Kick your a ss any day of the week!

CD: "And I'll punch your face til it looks like cooked cerial! We're ready and prepared for ya!"

Originally posted by maria1986
Kate:"how many times do I have to tell you!?...CD has a new partner!....now stopp coming here and asking for your old job back!"


LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Kate: Go to h ell! And get the fukk outta MY Division Angla!

Nancy: Hmmmm I like what I see
Jay: I would like to see what is under there.

Originally posted by Jeanie
Nancy: Hmmmm I like what I see
Jay: I would like to see what is under there.


yay Jeanie!!!!!!! :)


Roberta: Uhhh thanks Jin... not quite my size... but I appreciate the effort...

Magda: No I'm NOT too old for these!

Jinny: We should have done this sooner.
Teddy: I have missed you so much, I should have came to you sooner.
Jinny: Teddy.
Teddy: Yea.
Jinny: Do me a favor?
Teddy: You name it.
Jinny: Hold me.
Teddy: Anytime.

Originally posted by Jeanie
Jinny: We should have done this sooner.
Teddy: I have missed you so much, I should have came to you sooner.
Jinny: Teddy.
Teddy: Yea.
Jinny: Do me a favor?
Teddy: You name it.
Jinny: Hold me.
Teddy: Anytime.


aww how cute :)



Roberta: I told ya my gun is bigger!

Jinny: No way fatass! Mine's the biggest gun in town!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Roberta: I told ya my gun is bigger!

Jinny: No way fatass! Mine's the biggest gun in town!

CD:"F*ck that!....your guns have nothing on mine!"

Originally posted by maria1986
CD:"F*ck that!....your guns have nothing on mine!"


Nate: *snickers* Wait till you see MY gun... *sees the guns* Ohhh... we're talking GUNS here...

CD: Yeah... hello... is this the agony aunt hotline? My name's CD and there is this HOT... and that's capital HOT... guy... except he's a dork... in a really cute way... and I totally wanna get it on with him... but I swear I could stand naked in front of him and have 'FUKK ME' tattooed on my forehead and he wouldn't realize what's going on....

CD: You now get to see a very personal video from our private collection...

Nate: Yup... See, right there? That was last week, exactly here, on top of Cap's desk... doesn't CD look hot in that Victoria's Secret stuff?

Kate: I think I have the same in blue...

Lt. Sharon: In the NAVY we have strict rules against... all of that... no fraternizing, no un-issued underwear, and certainly no sex during work hours! Actually in the NAVY, we have strict rules against about everything...

CD: Yeah that's why I left JAG and... nevermind that....

Teddy:"so let me get this straight...since we last saw each other..you married superman...you drank...you had a sleeping pill probelm...which led to an oxy-cotton problem...your brother died...you almost killed yourself...you over came the oxy-cotten problem...you dumped superman...and I was better in bed than him?"
Jinny:"yup...you got it all right..."

Originally posted by maria1986
Teddy:"so let me get this straight...since we last saw each other..you married superman...you drank...you had a sleeping pill probelm...which led to an oxy-cotton problem...your brother died...you almost killed yourself...you over came the oxy-cotten problem...you dumped superman...and I was better in bed than him?"
Jinny:"yup...you got it all right..."


LMAO!!!!!!

Jinny: "Plus... those cryptonite condoms... man they itch!"

Teddy: "Maybe I should scratch that itch and make it better again..."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jinny: "Plus... those cryptonite condoms... man they itch!"

Teddy: "Maybe I should scratch that itch and make it better again..."

Jinny:"let me contimplate that for a moment...."

Originally posted by maria1986
Jinny:"let me contimplate that for a moment...."

Teddy: I take it that's a yes?

Jinny: Shut up and get rid of that suit!

Jinny: Dammit, watch it or I'll shove that thing up your fat ass!

Jin: Hey this is cool! I want this!

Roberta: Get your filthy paws off my present! I want it!

Jin: No me! Mine!

Roberta: MINE!

Jin: MINE!

Magda: No Jin, I'm not sharing Gabe and Jonah!
Jinny: Screw that when I can have Superman.

Raina: Oh come on Nate!!!!!! You showed CD! I wanna see it too! I've never seen a guy hung like a horse before!!!!!!

Nate: Yeah well, CD only got to see it because she showed me something in return... and I sure as hell don't wanna see anything from you. Forget it Raina!

omg u guys this is great!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it so much!!!!:D keep going, keep going!!

ok, it's my first stab at it, lol, so be gentle!! :)









CD: nate, baby, you know you wanna get with this.

woman: I saw it exactly... first he hit her and then he....

Nate: .oO(Damn CD's looking sexy again today. I can't believe that anyone can be so beautiful... I wonder how she looks like naked...)

CD: Nate? Nate? Are you even listening?

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
ok, it's my first stab at it, lol, so be gentle!! :)


CD: nate, baby, you know you wanna get with this.


yay Lisa!!!!!! :) and I'm sure he wants to LOL...



Raina: Alright guys... look at this... it's a petition. EVERYBODY at the Division signed it! We really don't wanna walk in on you guys having sex everywhere anymore...

Nate: Raina, you can't stop true love with a damn petition!

Raina: No, no, no... lemme finish! I want you and CD to sign it too and then I can give it to Kate and...

CD: I sure as hell ain't gonna sign a petion against Nate and me having sex!

Raina: LET ME FINISH! The petion is to change one of the intterrogation rooms into a sexroom for you two... fourposter... massage oils.... whatever you need... just go in there when you can't control your libido anymore...

Nate: Right on!

CD: Where do we have to sign?

Originally posted by maria1986
Jinny:"I should be in a shampoo commercial!"

Mag: YOU?!? Watch me and eat my dust!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin: Hey this is cool! I want this!

Roberta: Get your filthy paws off my present! I want it!

Jin: No me! Mine!

Roberta: MINE!

Jin: MINE!

Jin:.oO(Is that for me? That better be for me!)

Magda: Loooooooooook.... I have a HAND! With FIVE fingers!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Magda: Loooooooooook.... I have a HAND! With FIVE fingers!!!!!!!!!

Mag: Wow! I have TWO hands!!!!!

Jinny- "Uh, there's a finger nail in my drink."

CD- "See dumbass, THIS is how you blow out smoke from a cigarette. I don;t what the hell you were doing!"

Jinny- "That's the bill for the damge I did to the hotel last night?"
Hotel Dude- "Yep. It is quite large m'am."
Jinny- "How did you know how big his dick is? Even though it is quite large and.."

Jinny- "No thanks CD. I don't want to have a foursome with you, Nate and Spvey."

CD: Cap... please... Angela is scum! Can I please please have a new partner? A cute guy? A pretty one? With a sexy ass? Tall, dark handsome?

Kate: Alright fine... there's this guy... Nate Basso... just stop giving me that damn puppy look!

Jinny- "Hey, you got Gabe and Jonah. Leave my Superman and Teddy Bear alone. Got it??"

Mag: Whoa... this is good stuff!

CD: Dammit pass it on!

Jin: Yeah, or I swear we'll never share with ya again!

Nate: Alright everybody... I would just like to announce that CD gives the best damn blowjobs on this planet! And she's all mine!

CD: I think they didn't hear ya in LA...

Nate: Oh come on CD, it isn't that bad... we never did it in the holding cells before...

CD: I just can't believe Cap got us arrested for indecent exposure... I mean okay, so we did it in the middle of the bullpen, and she had a pressconference there...

Nate: She's just jealous cause they filmed us and not her...

Nate: CD, you know that's a pen and not a joint, right?

CD: Damn... that'd explain why it ain't kickin' in...

Nate: Hey CD, wanna fukk?

CD: Sure... see ya Brian.

Brian: What the hell?

Nate: Tryin' to tell me something with this, CD?

Magda:"steady..steady...."
Jinny:"Mag your drunk!....put the damn gun down!"

Originally posted by maria1986
Magda:"steady..steady...."
Jinny:"Mag your drunk!....put the damn gun down!"

Magda:"bitch!....Im not drunk..."

Originally posted by maria1986
Magda:"bitch!....Im not drunk..."

Jinny:"you are gonna wish you hadn't called me that..."

Originally posted by maria1986
Jinny:"you are gonna wish you hadn't called me that..."

Magda:"oh yeah?...what are YOU gonna do?!"

Louis: *lecturing Kate*
Kate: *singing in her head* Jingle bells,shotgun shells! Kaitlyn's got a gun! She pulled it out,aimed it at louis,and now the lecture is done......"

Originally posted by maria1986
Magda:"oh yeah?...what are YOU gonna do?!"

Jinny:"we are gonna F*CKING kill you!!!!"

Originally posted by maria1986
Jinny:"we are gonna F*CKING kill you!!!!"

Magda:"ok ok...Im sorry...just don't kill me..."

Nate: Dammit the interrogation room is occupied!

CD: And Kate is in her office... where are we gonna have sex now?

:rofl: You guys are Hillarious!!!!

Magda: It's about time Jonah gets back...I am tired of sticking a cucumber up my ass!"

Originally posted by 1strunfan
:rofl: You guys are Hillarious!!!!

Thank you, thank you! :) Join the fun and post as well! It's easy and addictive LOL...


CD: Yeah... hello... is this the agony aunt hotline? My name's CD and there is this HOT... and that's capital HOT... guy... except he's a dork... in a really cute way... and I totally wanna get it on with him... but I swear I could stand naked in front of him and have 'FUKK ME' tattooed on my forehead and he wouldn't realize what's going on....


CD: Yeah, hi... this is CD again... I did what you told me and invited him home! But the stupid idiot is fixing my fence instead of getting it on with me now! Any suggestions how I get him out of my garden and into my bed?

(Kate's talking to Amanda on the phone)

Amanda: Is he cuter then he was on Fresh Prince?
Kate: (Wispering) Uh, Amanda he's two feet away from me! But eh, you know what, he's too busy checking out that hot girl walking by and isn't paying me any mind. So NO, he's not cuter then his Fresh Prince days, are you kidding?! Actually, he's older, FATTER, and uglier! I'm just glad he's not listening to me! Brew ha ha ha.

Charles: Oh, but I was listening KATE!

Kate: Uh......oh.

Kate: Geesh! I never cried that way over any of MY ex-boyfriends!

CD: You did WHAT with Kate????
Nate: Look, it was a long time ago and she was a friend of my moms, and it was only a one time thing....and well....HEY SHE SEDUCED ME!
(CD thinking) I wonder if there are any good hitman for hire these days. THEN I'm going to take a scalding hot bath to rid me of all the Kate cooties NATE GAVE ME!

Jinny: HA! That'll teach ya to mess with a black belt!!!!!

(The dog thinking to himself)

Dog: Beastiality is WAY underrated! lol

LMAO, Angie they were great! :) Keep em coming!



Nate: Thanks so much for beating him up for me CD! Okay, he's gonna be here any minute now.. you ready? I mean so what if he's superman! I mean come on, he's the one wearing blue spandex tights and red briefs over that! And HE calls ME a ******? I'm sure he just married Jin so no one finds out he's dating batman!

CD: .oO(I'm gonna beat up both of you if you don't shut up!)

Magda: hey, TAXI!! Yeah you!! If I flare my nose like this and spread my legs, can I get a ride for free???

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
Magda: hey, TAXI!! Yeah you!! If I flare my nose like this and spread my legs, can I get a ride for free???


piece of ****, sorry it doesn't just come right up :(

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
piece of ****, sorry it doesn't just come right up :(

well, hell, not only do u have to open it, i can't even get it to come up! :mad: so picuture mag holding up a finger, like she's yelling TAXI and her nose is flaring lol. and sorry guys :(

Jin: Hey shut up and eat some locker. You really need to learn some manners.

CD: SFPD! You're under arrest for... for... whatever.

guy: What? Why? I didn't do a thing!

Nate: Yeah we know that. But we need the bed to have sex!

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
Magda: hey, TAXI!! Yeah you!! If I flare my nose like this and spread my legs, can I get a ride for free???


LMAO That was great! you all are funnnnnnnnnnny!

Thanks for liking my pics. CD! hehe By the way, did you ever get my e-mail about Nate's butt! hehehe Like I said, it's at the beginning of Full Moon, when everyone's being briefed by Kate Nate goes to sit on CD's desk, and you get a real good view then. hehehehehe But he's got a big ol' butt. And it's not very cute! hehehe

Jinny is reading the note to herself that was just passed to her from CD: Jinny,

Magda is a slut. Oh wait, you already knew that.

CD

Jinny: Awwwww I don't mind that you're gay, Casey! I mean after all, do you REALLY think that Magda and I are JUST PARTNERS?!
Casey:...Good point.

Magda: Wow me magician, wow me!!!!
Jinny: Ok, there's nothing up this sleeve........

(Jinny talking to suspect)

Jinny: Excuse me?! I look pissed off?! You should see me when I'm in my car stuck in rush hour traffic on my way home from working a double, I wreak of B.O., my make up is pretty much non exsistant, and all of a sudden... it's (THAT TIME) and I forgot my (necessities) at home, and there's no milk chocolate to be found anywhere in my car to nibble on! THEN you'll see what pissed looks like!

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
Jinny is reading the note to herself that was just passed to her from CD: Jinny,

Magda is a slut. Oh wait, you already knew that.

CD

D'oh... LOL

LMAO, yeah they were all really great again! :) and I think I got the email... I think I should check my inbox more often...



Kate: I just got this note and this envelope from Magda. The note says 'Check out these photos of what happens in your office when you're not around.' And I must say I'm disturbed... I just don't know yet what disguists me more... the fact that Magda is a pervert who secretly takes pictures of other people having sex... or the fact that somebody had sex on top of my desk... Anyhow, the photos are all blurry, so I couldn't recognize anybody...

CD: .oO(Thank god!)

CD: Hey Nate, have you seen my lunch?

Nate: Uuuuh... no?

CD: .oO(Damn, I must have mixed up the plates... the rat poison was supposed to be in Lily's food!)

Kate: Hey everybody! Look at me! Look at me! I can drive blindfol..... *crash boom bang* .... was that a tree?

Jin: .oO(Thank god! That was just a dream! They're still there...)

Jinny: God, Jack, put that away! I'm not THAT high!!

Cat wanted me to post this for her, lol

Jinny: damn, I have a boner!!

Jinny: God, Mag, just because I won't be in a threesome with you and Jonah does NOT give you permission to smother me!!!!

Jinny:"Danm!..someone is in the bathroom...fine, I'll just go right here..."

Jinny:"what are Magda's panties doing in my room?"

Jin: DAMMIT, Jack, get that outta there!!

Jinny:"another day at work...I hope Im not forgetting anything...."

Jinny: "note to self," she thought to herself "never, NEVER walk into Magda's house without knocking!"