Magda: How many times have I told you, Ben?! Leave my stash of condoms alone! Your dad's are in the other drawer!

CD:"Captain, why are you scratching your area??"
Kate:"I used Louis razor last night..."

Angela:"Come on CD...just one kiss!"
CD(praying in her head):"Oh God, PLEASE find me a new partner!"

LMAO, you guys crack me up!!!!!!!!!!


CD:.oO(Damn that finger looks yummy... but I can't just have my Captain for lunch, can I? Oh what the hell! I'll take one bite!)

Angela:"nuh huh Shaquita gurl!....you betta not put yo hands on MY man!...I'll snatch dat weeve out yo head...."

Mag: I don't know who you are, but hell yea! Go down on me!

Jinny:"come on Cap!...just give me one bite!"

Kate:"ok...only if you sing for me..."
Jinny:"ok....I am beautiful,no matter what they say, words can't bring me..."

Kate(cuts Jinny off..):"Oh God!..you sound awful!...and so is that song!"

Angela:"Ma'am..Im a cop!...put down the gun..."
CD:"Dumbass..you used to be my partner!... I know you are a cop!..."

Originally posted by maria1986
Angela:"Ma'am..Im a cop!...put down the gun..."
CD:"Dumbass..you used to be my partner!... I know you are a cop!..."

ROTFLMAO....

CD:"see captain!..crest whitening strips really do work!"

Man:"uh I think you partner fell asleep..."
CD:"yeah she does that all the time when we are questioning people..."

Originally posted by maria1986
Man:"uh I think you partner fell asleep..."
CD:"yeah she does that all the time when we are questioning people..."


LOL Angela's such a dork!!!!!!




Jin: Okay let's see... I didn't get my period this month and I made a list of the possible daddys... Everybody here?

Angela: .oO(I just gotta seduce CD somehow... I'll give her my seductive bedroom eyes...)

CD:.oO(gosh whatever that woman has... I hope it kills her!)

Roberta: Hey, my hairdo matches my present!

CD:"that guy over there has a cute butt..."
Jinny:"hey!..thats Teddy!

Originally posted by maria1986
Angela:"Come on CD...just one kiss!"
CD(praying in her head):"Oh God, PLEASE find me a new partner!"

Angela: Come on CD!!!!! I'm a good kisser, really!

CD: Kiss my ass!

CD: I'm actully a princess... but the nasty witch Magda put a spell on me... you have to kiss me to turn me into the princess again... you even get to live in my castle then!

Kate: I don't need your castle! I have my basement!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo

Jin: Okay let's see... I didn't get my period this month and I made a list of the possible daddys... Everybody here?

:rofl:

the boathroom one was hillarious! lol She's all like DAMN someone's in the bathroom, I'll just go right here! hahahahahha

Magda: Whoa Captain!
Jinny: So Louis's dick is that small huh?

Ben: Mommy why is Nate grabbing CD across the street?
Magda: Oh crap! (Opens window) Can't you two go fondle each other somewhere else?

Originally posted by Princess2003
Ben: Mommy why is Nate grabbing CD across the street?
Magda: Oh crap! (Opens window) Can't you two go fondle each other somewhere else?

:lol: LMAO!!!!!! them two... ;) :) good one!


Nate: NO!

CD: Go fondle yourself Magda!


*smoooooooch*

Magda (Turns to woman) Kiss me!
Jinny: Hey you said we weren't sharing! She was my bitch first!

Jinny: Oh crap! Damn it Nate and CD can't you screw like bunnies somewhere else?
Magda: Damn it doesn't even faze me anymore.

Magda: Great not only is my kid seeing Nate and Cd "hide the salami" now I'm seeing it too.

*smirk*

CD: Now if only this was Nate I would never be hungry again. Yum!

Jin: What the hell? MAGDA? What are you doing there?!? Get the hell outta my bed!

CD: Ouch I bit the inside of my mouth!

Nate: I'm too sexy for my shades.

Kate: Can we say mid life crisis? I mean I got the blonde thing going on, a Porsche, and my dumb ex husband is back. WTF am I doing?

Kate: Now boys there's enough of me to go around! I wanna join too!

Jin:.oO(Damn... I probably shoulda put that on BEFORE the shirt...)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin:.oO(Damn... I probably shoulda put that on BEFORE the shirt...)

LMAO! That ep was on yesterday and I was watching it and I thought the same thing!

Kate: Okay Jin... I'm ready for your peanuts... just don't aim at my eye again!!!!!!

Kate: Hang on sir. ... No I can not hang up on the mayor so you two can have sex on my desk! ... No sir, nothing, that was just CD and Nate.... yeah exactly, those that were having sex in the courtroom last week.

CD: **** you bitch! Get your disguisting whore-hands off my Nate or I swear I'll make you look like swiss cheese Magda!

CD and Kate *checking out guys*

Kate: Hey whoo hoo, see that cutie over there?

CD: The one with the sexy butt?

Kate: Yeah him... I think I'll arrest him and strip search him for deadly weapons...

Kate: Raina, NO I'm NOT taking you cruisin'!

"Look,CD,If i hear 1 more complaint about you and Nate having sex in the middle of the bullpen,I'll arrest you for indecent conduct,and lock you in seperate cells."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo


Jin: Okay let's see... I didn't get my period this month and I made a list of the possible daddys... Everybody here?


Jin: Alright now... to settle this one... since I really can't remember any of you guys... I wrote your names on little paper and put them into a bowl.... so now I'm gonna draw one... and the lucky winner is.... MAGDA?!? I'm gonna be sick...

"What?! Some ppl suck passifiers,I have a gun!Back off!"

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"What?! Some ppl suck passifiers,I have a gun!Back off!"


Mag: "And you really don't wanna know what else I use it for..."

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: Hey anybody wanna see my impression of a horse? Watch!

Magda:Oh screw that lame impression! Check out my impression of a mad donkey! Hee haw! Hee haw!

Grrrrrrrrrrrr! Gotta change the friggin format!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Magda:Oh screw that lame impression! Check out my impression of a mad donkey! Hee haw! Hee haw!


Jin: What do you mean, impression?

CD: I don't know either... you think she actually believes she's normal?

Grrrrrrrrr, it still didn't work!

"Why the hell is my bra hanging from Cap's ceiling fan??????????"

"Oh...my...god! Jack really is Superman!"

Nate: Hey CD, wanna make out?

CD: Sure, how about we get it on in Kate's Jag over there?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Hey CD, wanna make out?

CD: Sure, how about we get it on in Kate's Jag over there?

"I loved that car,and now I can never drive it again,Cause Nate and CD had sex in it,and I won't be able to even look at that beautiful car,with out picturing them....*sobs* I miss my car! *stops sobbing* Oh well, I'll just make Louis buy me a new one."

Nate: Okay CD, watch this... I'm gonna hypnotize Kate with my magic stare... and coax her outta the office so we have it for ourselves.

CD: That'd better work, I can't wait to wipe all of her stuff off this desk so you can take me fast and hard right here...

"My panties! Damn I knew I forgot something when I left Nate- - I mean Louis's house this morning!"

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"My panties! Damn I knew I forgot something when I left Nate- - I mean Louis's house this morning!"

Jin: CD, are those yours or mine?

CD: I think Kate forgot em when she left for work earlier....

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin: CD, are those yours or mine?

CD: I think Kate forgot em when she left for work earlier....

"Hey,can you or CD bring me my panties when you come to work,please? It's gettin kinda drafty..."

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"Hey,can you or CD bring me my panties when you come to work,please? It's gettin kinda drafty..."


CD: Uhhh... actually Nate's wearing them...

CD: Uhhh... actually Nate's wearing them...


"If I've told him once! I've told him a 1000 times not to wear my underwear! Just bring me a pair of panties,i don't care who's!"

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"If I've told him once! I've told him a 1000 times not to wear my underwear! Just bring me a pair of panties,i don't care who's!"


CD: Oh yeah I know! I keep telling him the exact same thing! Anyhow, uhh... Jin just tackled Magda and is grabbing her panties for you now.

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Oh yeah I know! I keep telling him the exact same thing! Anyhow, uhh... Jin just tackled Magda and is grabbing her panties for you now.

Kate: *wines* I don't want Magda's panties! Who knows where they've been!

Raina: *thinkin* I don't even wanna know.

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: *wines* I don't want Magda's panties! Who knows where they've been!

Raina: *thinkin* I don't even wanna know.

Jinny: Well in that case Cap, sucks to be you I guess...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jinny: Well in that case Cap, sucks to be you I guess...

Kate: Well! After all the things I've done for you! See if I screw you again!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: Well! After all the things I've done for you! See if I screw you again!


Nate *pouting*: Awww come on cap! What would our little get togethers be without Jinny the naughty, huh?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate *pouting*: Awww come on cap! What would our little get togethers be without Jinny the naughty, huh?

Kate: Well....if you promise to stop stealing my underewear...and make her apologize...and find me some panties...I'll consider...

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: Well....if you promise to stop stealing my underewear...and make her apologize...and find me some panties...I'll consider...

Nate: I'll tell CD to whip her into shape... and you can have my boxers... if you get em off CD that is...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: I'll tell CD to whip her into shape... and you can have my boxers... if you get em off CD that is...


CD: No way bitch! They're mine now!

I doubt I can top that but here it goes:


Jinny: Wow, Cap. you seem so shocked. Everyone in the Division KNOWS I've been doing Magda for awhile now, AND CD. BUT I'm about ready to kick Magda to the curb, I mean her undies always have this familiar smell to em, kinda like the way YOUR perfume smells!!!!!! It's not that I mind sharing, but you!!!!! Besides, CD's are more comfortable anyways!

Magda: Hey whatever Jin, worse comes to worse I'll sink as low as doing Raina! (Although you and CD WERE the best)

Raina: Gee, can't wait. I mean hey. I 'll take whatever I can get. Yes, I'm that desperate.

If ANYONE knows ANYTHING about wrestling now a days, then they'll get this next pic. LOL:

SUCK IT!

Originally posted by maria1986
CD:"see captain!..crest whitening strips really do work!"

Angela:"Hey CD, I took your advice...my teeth have never been so white!"

Kate:"CD, how is the case coming along?...CD?..CD?..Wake up!"

Originally posted by maria1986
Kate:"CD, how is the case coming along?...CD?..CD?..Wake up!"

Kate:"Angela, I can't get CD to wake up...."

Originally posted by maria1986
Kate:"Angela, I can't get CD to wake up...."

Kate:"Angela??...your asleep on the job too!!!...what am I going to do with you people..."

These are great you guys!

Originally posted by maria1986
Kate:"Angela??...your asleep on the job too!!!...what am I going to do with you people..."


Kate: Okay fine... sweet dreams for now... Jinny, how's the case... I don't believe it! Not you as well! What the hell did the three of you do last night?!?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Kate: Okay fine... sweet dreams for now... Jinny, how's the case... I don't believe it! Not you as well! What the hell did the three of you do last night?!?

(This is gonna suck alot...)

Jinny: Aww...now do we really have to tell HER?!

CD: Puker up cap here comes a kiss!

Kate: "Jinny do I have stupid wrighten accrosed my face?"

Jinny: "No, but that can be aranged!"

Jinny: "I told ya I could do it!"

Jinny: I don't have a thingey down there, so I must still be Jinny."

LOL, yay Michelle!!!! :)



CD: I guess I should be listening... but damn, what color should I paint my nails for my date with Nate... hey that rhymes.

the sleeping post was hillarious!

Kate: "My Horn is way bigger then yours!"

Kate: Apparently your sex life is as good as mine...Notta..."

Okay this is a two part probably stupid, but oh well...

CD:" That's my new partner?"

Kate: "Yep."

CD: "What a dork!"

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
CD: "What a dork!"

forgot the picture...

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Kate: "My Horn is way bigger then yours!"


Nate: Wanna bet?

CD:.oO(I wonder how big his other 'horn' is...)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Wanna bet?

CD:.oO(I wonder how big his other 'horn' is...)

LOL me too mee too CD!! LOL

These are hilarious! lol.

I don't know if this'll work , but I'm gonna try.

CD: You just keep talking, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah"


http://traceyneedhamstuff.homestead.com/files/89.JPG

Originally posted by 1strunfan
I don't know if this'll work , but I'm gonna try.

CD: You just keep talking, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah"


http://traceyneedhamstuff.homestead.com/files/89.JPG

hey yea! It worked! I didn't even know it would work this way too LOL and keep going! :)

uhhh, lemme see if I can come up with another one too...


Jin:.oO(I'll just play dumb and hope that bitch leaves me alone again)

Jinny thinking to herself: What the ..... "How did you get THAT stuck up there?



http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1305902

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
hey yea! It worked! I didn't even know it would work this way too LOL and keep going! :)

uhhh, lemme see if I can come up with another one too...


Jin:.oO(I'll just play dumb and hope that bitch leaves me alone again)

Reporter: THAT woman is the dumbest thing on the face of earth!

Jinny:.oO(Yeah that's what YOU think bitch... my trick worked!)

Angela: What do you mean your new partner is way better than I was and in ways I wouldn't believe?

Sorry I haven't been posting on this fic. Here, I'll give it another try.


Nate: Ha, I am only having sex with you because CD is on a diet and you got the chocolate!

CD: Oh my God Nate. I just saw Louis's dick and OH MY GOD! EWWW!!!

Raina: Now come on. I said drop those pants and give us a thrill.
CD: No thanks. Nate's is big enough for me.
Witness: His is big enough? Take a look at this.
CD: See? Always works.

Jinny: Oh come on Mag. Put the folder down. Everyone knows you're pregnant!

Jinny: I said stop it with the folder. Captain!
Kate: Jinny's right. Knock it off. Everyone here knows you are a cheap slut.

Magda: See? Now you're doing it.
Jinny: Well, I am going to start showing soon.
Magda: Oh so it is okay for you to have a folder and not me?
Jinny: Well...ya!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: No way bitch! They're mine now!

"I don't want Nate's stupid boxers,I want my own damn panties back! I want you,and Jinny,and that kinky,women's underwear wearin...gorgeous hunk-o-man,to get your butts in my office now!"

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
"I don't want Nate's stupid boxers,I want my own damn panties back! I want you,and Jinny,and that kinky,women's underwear wearin...gorgeous hunk-o-man,to get your butts in my office now!"

CD: Look Cap, we brought you a stripper!

Kate: Why in the world would I want a stripper?

CD: To keep her panties, d'oh!

Nate: So.... what color are your panties? How about I'll show you mine and you show me yours?

Stripper: You people are strange...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Look Cap, we brought you a stripper!

Kate: Why in the world would I want a stripper?

CD: To keep her panties, d'oh!

Nate: So.... what color are your panties? How about I'll show you mine and you show me yours?

Stripper: You people are strange...

Kate: I don't want her panties! I want MY panties!Why the hell do you want to keep my panties so freakin bad?!"

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: I don't want her panties! I want MY panties!Why the hell do you want to keep my panties so freakin bad?!"


Nate: Because ... uhh... because I need em!

Magda: Oh my god! Look what I just got from Ebay! Meg Ryan's panties! Unwashed!!!!

Jinny: *muttering* Sicko...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Because ... uhh... because I need em!

Magda: Oh my god! Look what I just got from Ebay! Meg Ryan's panties! Unwashed!!!!

Jinny: *muttering* Sicko...


CD: Hey they look a helluva lot like mine... that SOMEHOW... *looks at Nate* disappeared last week...

Nate: I gotta go...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Hey they look a helluva lot like mine... that SOMEHOW... *looks at Nate* disappeared last week...

Nate: I gotta go...

Kate:Uh,no you don't. Why does Magda think Cd's panties are Meg Ryan's... How did they get on ebay??? And where the hell are mine???"
Jinny: Probably on ebay as Whitney Houston's. *smirkes*
Nate: No,actually Tina Turner's.....oooops

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate:Uh,no you don't. Why does Magda think Cd's panties are Meg Ryan's... How did they get on ebay??? And where the hell are mine???"
Jinny: Probably on ebay as Whitney Houston's. *smirkes*
Nate: No,actually Tina Turner's.....oooops

Jinny: Hang on... if CD's are for sale as Meg Ryan's... Kate's are Tina Turner's... you better tell me you're not selling mine too jerkface!

Nate: Uhhh.... CD! What are you doing at that computer there? Get away from that!

CD: Too late... you're Demi Moore, Jin.

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jinny: Hang on... if CD's are for sale as Meg Ryan's... Kate's are Tina Turner's... you better tell me you're not selling mine too jerkface!

Nate: Uhhh.... CD! What are you doing at that computer there? Get away from that!

CD: Too late... you're Demi Moore, Jin.

Kate: And where might the blue lace thong,i let you "borrow" be?
Nate: uhhh......in..Texas...in some dude's Shirley Temple shrine...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jinny: Hang on... if CD's are for sale as Meg Ryan's... Kate's are Tina Turner's... you better tell me you're not selling mine too jerkface!

Nate: Uhhh.... CD! What are you doing at that computer there? Get away from that!

CD: Too late... you're Demi Moore, Jin.

Nate:"Im gonna be rich with my new panty business!"

CD:"You better give us some of the profits!"

Raina: o0"I wonder how much Nate could get if he sold mine as Brintey Spear's...."o0

Originally posted by maria1986
Nate:"Im gonna be rich with my new panty business!"

CD:"You better give us some of the profits!"

Raina: o0"I wonder how much Nate could get if he sold mine as Brintey Spear's...."o0

Kate: Wow Nate, I can't believe just how much you got for the Shirley Temple panties....

Jin: And I can't believe... I mean Demi Moore, okay, great... but Christina Aguilera? Geez!

Nate: *laughs* You shoulda seen how much I got when I sold a set of panties from each of you... as 'Madonna, Britney, Christina... the panties from the night they kissed'"

hahahahhahaaha Oh THAT was too funny!!!!! lol Jinny as Demi Moore! HAHAHAHA And Madonna Britney and Christina hehehehehe Here's one for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raina: Ohh Ohh OHH can I be Lil Kim?????

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
hahahahhahaaha Oh THAT was too funny!!!!! lol Jinny as Demi Moore! HAHAHAHA And Madonna Britney and Christina hehehehehe Here's one for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raina: Ohh Ohh OHH can I be Lil Kim?????

Mag: Ooooh! And I'll be J.Lo! Then I can buy my own panties off Ebay!

Jinny: Yeah, you do that Mag...

Raina: .oO(And I though I was stupid...)

hahah that pic was hilarious! Lol

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
hahah that pic was hilarious! Lol

thank ya :)

Kate: Good God!
Magda: Ok does anyone else agree with me that we don't need cameras in the interrogation rooms?
Jinny: It's not like we haven't seen Nate and CD do it.
Kate: Man I wish Louis was hung like that.

Sorry I forgot the pic. Here

HAHAHA You guys are a riot!! How you find the PERFECT pics. to put with the words!!!! GO YOU ALL!

Magda: I've got two guns now! One to take out Jonah's testicles and the other to blow off Gabe's head.

Kate: So your's is 14 inches long! Oh crap!

*CD thinking to herself* If only Nate knew his fly is down! Actually, I'm glad he doesn't know. What a rocket!!!!



ROTFLMAO

Raina: OH my God! I've always wanted to meat the Karate Kid, and now he's right in front of me! Everyone come look!!!! But wouldn't you have aged by now???

Magda: Ya know, Jin. ya really can't knock online porn till you've tried it.
Jinny: Hey I never knocked it!!!!

whoops here's the pic.

Magda: And then Jack put his *ick where????
Jinny: Tell me about it! And all I could do was try my damndest to pretend it was Teddy's!!!!!!!!!!!!

CD: Oh Nate, please don't tell me it shrank a whole 4 inches! What am I gonna do!!!!!!!!!!!

The dramatic Fur Elise theme places in the background! hahaha

Nate: ... Yeah, that might stain.

Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
Nate: ... Yeah, that might stain.


LOL yay! Hey Miranda! :wave:


Mag: .oO(I'm gonna lick this and put it back into the bowl... then all the chips are mine... haha, I'm so smart!)

Angela: Do these chips look weird to anybody else?

Nate: Here fishy fishy fishy... Come to Daddy.

hahaha funny one

Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
Nate: Here fishy fishy fishy... Come to Daddy.

LMAO!!!!!!!!


CD: Nate, how often do I have to tell you? NO FISHING in my toilet! And NO, there ain't no lobsters in there!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LMAO!!!!!!!!


CD: Nate, how often do I have to tell you? NO FISHING in my toilet! And NO, there ain't no lobsters in there!


lol That's great. She looks so annoyed.

Jinny: So, uh... Mag, this is where you pick up guys?

CD: You want some of this Jin, eh? Ice cold beer... really refreshing after an annoying day at work... One glass, just five bucks for ya! And I'll throw in a couple of Oxys for free! Is that a deal or what?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: You want some of this Jin, eh? Ice cold beer... really refreshing after an annoying day at work... One glass, just five bucks for ya! And I'll throw in a couple of Oxys for free! Is that a deal or what?

Mag: Gimme that Jin!

Jin: No way! I just got it from CD!

Magda: *watches Gabe & Ben from the side*.... That's gotta hurt. :eek:

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Mag: Ooooh! And I'll be J.Lo! Then I can buy my own panties off Ebay!

Jinny: Yeah, you do that Mag...

Raina: .oO(And I though I was stupid...)

CD: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have let Nate go down on me! Where is that bastard now? I want my panties back too!

...

Okay, last one. I'm so lame at this... lol


Jinny: *Reads the slip of paper: 6 o'clock. Be there, and bring your black lace... -Remembers someone is across from her and looks up-*...... "Someone died."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have let Nate go down on me! Where is that bastard now? I want my panties back too!

Magda: Ooo! wich pair?! I might have them! i have Meg Ryan's,and Rosie O'Donnel's,and Cher's and Janet Jackson's.....

Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
Okay, last one. I'm so lame at this... lol


Jinny: *Reads the slip of paper: 6 o'clock. Be there, and bring your black lace... -Remembers someone is across from her and looks up-*...... "Someone died."


LMAO!!!!! That rocks! Keep going!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Magda: Ooo! wich pair?! I might have them! i have Meg Ryan's,and Rosie O'Donnel's,and Cher's and Janet Jackson's.....

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Magda: Ooo! wich pair?! I might have them! i have Meg Ryan's,and Rosie O'Donnel's,and Cher's and Janet Jackson's.....

LMAO... okay it's one thing to forget the pic... but the pic AND the line... anyhow...


Nate: No way! You're whOrE4U on ebay?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LMAO... okay it's one thing to forget the pic... but the pic AND the line... anyhow...


Nate: No way! You're whOrE4U on ebay?

Magda: Yep! And I will "whore4u" *winks*

JInny: "You want me to do a strip tease with this pole?" (Thinks toself, 'I hope I don't get pole burn this time.)

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
JInny: "You want me to do a strip tease with this pole?" (Thinks toself, 'I hope I don't get pole burn this time.)
^ Lmao!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Magda: Yep! And I will "whore4u" *winks*

Nate: Thanks but no thanks... I'm more than happy with what I have...

CD: You just hope you'll get laid tonight so you can snatch another pair of my thongs!

Kate: Phone sex just isn't the sam as it used to be...."

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Kate: Phone sex just isn't the sam as it used to be...."

LMAOOO!:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Angla: "I am gonna put on my stupid face."

CD, "Why don't you show them your ass, I bet that's smarter!"

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Thanks but no thanks... I'm more than happy with what I have...

CD: You just hope you'll get laid tonight so you can snatch another pair of my thongs!

Nate: Eh,if not you then Cap...

Kate: Nope. Jinny called me first.

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Nate: Eh,if not you then Cap...

Kate: Nope. Jinny called me first.

CD: Actually she and I have a date already....

Jin: But you're welcome to join Cap... I mean you're the... uhhh... most experienced one here...

LMAO You guys are very funny!! I love emmm allllll!!!!

Kate: DMan it Jinny, I am NOT a Vampire! See, I can see my replection in the maior...DAMN IT THAT SUN IS KILLING ME!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Kate: DMan it Jinny, I am NOT a Vampire! See, I can see my replection in the maior...DAMN IT THAT SUN IS KILLING ME!

I forgot the picture

Kate: "Magda when I open my eyes you had better be gone! I can't bleieve you came in here naked asking for a three some!"

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Actually she and I have a date already....

Jin: But you're welcome to join Cap... I mean you're the... uhhh... most experienced one here...

Kate: Jinny the term is 'slut'.

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: Jinny the term is 'slut'.

Magda: Who called me?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Magda: Who called me?

Jinny: Nobody. She said 'slut',not 'cheap worthless whore.'

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Jinny: Nobody. She said 'slut',not 'cheap worthless whore.'

Mag: What the hell do you want from my sister?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Mag: What the hell do you want from my sister?


Kate: Probably something,I would charge quite a bit for.

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: Probably something,I would charge quite a bit for.


Jin: Crap! That reminds me! Spivey hasn't paid yet!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin: Crap! That reminds me! Spivey hasn't paid yet!

Kate: I tried to tell ya He'd do his damnedest to get outta payin...He's a cheap skate

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: I tried to tell ya He'd do his damnedest to get outta payin...He's a cheap skate

Jin: Eww and there's still all this crap from his damn tree!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin: Eww and there's still all this crap from his damn tree!

Kate: I tried to tell ya about the damn tree too! And I told ya not to do Louis,no matter how much he offered ya, the boredom is NOT worth the money! But ya didn't listen! And told ya not to let Magda watch,cause she'd wanna watch every single time,and that would hurt business,because some customers just aren't into that...but did ya listen? Nooooo...gawd,are ya ever gonna start listening to me?!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: I tried to tell ya about the damn tree too! And I told ya not to do Louis,no matter how much he offered ya, the boredom is NOT worth the money! But ya didn't listen! And told ya not to let Magda watch,cause she'd wanna watch every single time,and that would hurt business,because some costumers just aren't into that...but did ya listen? Nooooo...gawd,are ya ever gonna start listening to me?!

Jin: Yeah yeah... I know I know... I brought it on myself... dammit has anybody seen my pants? I thought Nate was only selling underwear!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin: Yeah yeah... I know I know... I brought it on myself... dammit has anybody seen my pants? I thought Nate was only selling underwear!


Nate: Hehehe :D ,I'm gonna get rich, off of my...."Lady friends"

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Nate: Hehehe :D ,I'm gonna get rich, off my...."Lady friends"

CD: Nate, what is in that box?

Nate: Oh, uhm... stuff ya know...

CD: What kind of stuff?!?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Nate, what is in that box?

Nate: Oh, uhm... stuff ya know...

CD: What kind of stuff?!?

Raina: Let's see here, a blue thong. Jinny's missing pants. Several of Cap's missing scarfs....*sighs* Nate,Nate,Nate..what are we gonna do with you?

Nate: Well...if ya wanna join our little club...

CD: Yep she can replace you. We are having a 'club' meeting later,and you are probably gonna get kicked out.

LMAO CAT Emma you two are soooo funny!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
LMAO CAT Emma you two are soooo funny!

Ty Ty *bows* I do try,ty :D

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Ty Ty *bows* I do try,ty :D


Thanks, I try my best too :)

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Raina: Let's see here, a blue thong. Jinny's missing pants. Several of Cap's missing scarfs....*sighs* Nate,Nate,Nate..what are we gonna do with you?

Nate: Well...if ya wanna join our little club...

CD: Yep she can replace you. We are having a 'club' meeting later,and you are probably gonna get kicked out.


CD: Alright, now let's see what the others think about this...

Nate: CD... CD wait! Don't do that! I... uh... I'll go down on you... I'll give you a nice scarf... I'll uhh.... I'll do whatever you want! But I wanna stay in the club!

(Jinny crying) I need a Midol, and I'm all out and the corner store is all out too! It's a conspiracy to keep all the Midol away from me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Father: It's alright Jinny, I'm here for ya.
Jinny: Yeah, that's just what I need. Some drunk a** father who started me down the horrible path I'm going. And all I want right now is a Midol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Casey: Well sorry sis, I don't have any Midol, (I left that at my boyfriend's house) but I think I found a longer lasting fix, to help numb the pain!

whoops

(Father crying): That was my hidden stash!!!
Jinny: It's ok Dad, I'll share.
Father: Oh thank you, Jinny girl.
(Jinny thinking to herself)
*You WISH!*

CD: I'm sorry I didn't believe you, Nate. I guess you ARE that big.

Magda: Yeah, you hold that door open Peter! This won't take long. Once I find that scum bag Teddy, I'll rough him up a little bit and you can put the handcuffs on him and drag him off to jail. I'll teach him to mess with MY Jinny!

(Teddy jumps up from the bed)

Teddy: *Gasps* Did you hear that pounding sound.
Jinny: Noooo. Come one where were we?!
Teddy: No wait. I think there's someone here. I heard....Magda! Oh no, she's gonna kill me for getting with you.

Teddy: Quick get out of here, hide in the closet or something!!! (pushes Jinny out of bed)
Jinny: Ow!!!

Teddy: Uh can I help you Magda? Peter? As you can see I'm dressed for work. So if you don't mind I'm going to excuse myself!

Magd: You ain't fooling me Teddy! You're here so Jinny MUST BE! Nice try, though. Where is my BIOTCH, JInny You're so gonna pay for this!!! *Walks around like a mad person.*Jinny? *calls her* That's it! I'm not gonna play bad cop tonight, if you don't come out!!!

Jinny: Were you looking for me?

Jinny: Ok, ok you win! I surrender. I love you more then Teddy. Please play bad cop tonight, I'm always the good cop...I like it better that way! hehe

Jinny: Magda.......we both know you got my panites on cuz they're SO comfortable. But I have none on and it's chilly, so can't you just take em off right here and give em back to me?
Magda: I can't hear you??

Magda: OH, right here............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jinny: Uhhhh yeah. Ya neva minded before!

Jinny: See, in the end, no matter what ya still love me.
Magda: Yeah...lucky for you!

Angie! Hey girl. Those are so funny. Great job.


Kat

Raina- So Jinny, is Captain Kate McCafferty single??

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Raina- So Jinny, is Captain Kate McCafferty single??

Why on Earth would you wanna know????

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Why on Earth would you wanna know????

Kate- She asked you what?
Jinny- She asked me if you were single.
Kate- Oookaay.

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Kate- She asked you what?
Jinny- She asked me if you were single.
Kate- Oookaay.

Raina- You mean to tell me Kate's boobs are as big as these tennis balls?
Nate- Oh YEAH!
Raina- I must have her!
CD- Pig.

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Raina- You mean to tell me Kate's boobs are as big as these tennis balls?
Nate- Oh YEAH!
Raina- I must have her!
CD- Pig.

Raina- Sorry but we have to break up. I need to be with my lover Kate McCafferty.

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Raina- You mean to tell me Kate's boobs are as big as these tennis balls?


Forget tennis balls. Try watermelons. ;) *coughBOOBJOBcough*

Originally posted by consentida
Forget tennis balls. Try watermelons. ;) *coughBOOBJOBcough*

LMAO!:rotflmao: Yep! yep!yep!
*cough*She's not proud of her bossom,*cough*She's proud of her investment *cough*

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
LMAO!:rotflmao: Yep! yep!yep!
*cough*She's not proud of her bossom,*cough*She's proud of her investment *cough*

o yes...her investment...which she likes to show off quite often...with DUN DUN DUN CLOSEUPS

Originally posted by consentida
o yes...her investment...which she likes to show off quite often...with DUN DUN DUN CLOSEUPS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
:wallbang :faint:

Hey,Tara....SGOIAAWJJWVVVC!!...I think you can translate that Bwhahahahahahaaaaaa!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
:wallbang :faint:

Hey,Tara....SGOIAAWJJWVVVC!!...I think you can translate that Bwhahahahahahaaaaaa!

ahaha. OIAA and OIAO. yeah. With CLOSEUPS AND SOUND EFFECTS


:lol:

Originally posted by consentida
ahaha. OIAA and OIAO. yeah. With CLOSEUPS AND SOUND EFFECTS


:lol:

Y'know 4 a friend you're awfully mean! :wallbang :faint:


Picture it, my mean friend....K having OIAO With JJ WVVVC AND VERY VERY VERY...VERY LOUD SOUND EFFECTS! We're talkin Surround Sound! Bwhahahahaaaa!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Y'know 4 a friend you're awfully mean! :wallbang :faint:


Picture it, my mean friend....K having OIAO With JJ WVVVC AND VERY VERY VERY...VERY LOUD SOUND EFFECTS! We're talkin Surround Sound! Bwhahahahaaaa!

No thats not that bad. Imagine K having an OIAO with BWUTDGHABJ. (yeah...figure that one out) with EXTREMELY loud sound effects....forget surround sound...we're talking Stadium Speakers where you can hear it across the street.

Originally posted by consentida
No thats not that bad. Imagine K having an OIAO with BWUTDGHABJ. (yeah...figure that one out) with EXTREMELY loud sound effects....forget surround sound...we're talking Stadium Speakers where you can hear it across the street.

*Muffles scream with pillow* :wallbang :wallbang :wallbang :faint:


oh yeah! well G JJUTDGHABJ with EXTREMELY LOUD sound effects on BOOSTED stadium speakers,with those police speaker horn things in front of them! Picture that! Ha!

LMAO Angie and Kel! They all were great! :)

lol it took me 4 ever to read these..
mmmmmmmooooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by *Nancy Mckeon*
lol it took me 4 ever to read these..
mmmmmmmooooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

i KNOW!!i was gone for like ONE day, and when I came back, I was like 4 pages behind!!!! lol, u guys ROCK!!!!!! :) :)

Okay this probably isn't funny, but it's worth a shot...

CD: "I'm taller then you deal with it bitch!"

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Okay this probably isn't funny, but it's worth a shot...

CD: "I'm taller then you deal with it bitch!"

Nate: .oO(and I'm just pretending to be talking on the phone... I have a great view of your boobs from here...)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: .oO(and I'm just pretending to be talking on the phone... I have a great view of your boobs from here...)

CD: I wore this shirt today, just to tease Nate with how big my boos look with it on."

I posted this pic on the other boards, but just had an idea to add to this for this one LOL...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
I posted this pic on the other boards, but just had an idea to add to this for this one LOL...

OMG LMAO Cat!!!! That is sooooo funny! It looks like one BIG ORGY!!!! Mahahahahahahahahaha

Jinny, I was wounded in a battle. Only your love can keep me alive. Kiss me, you sweet sexy thing you!

J: I'm pretending not you know you... *Thinks* "Maybe if I keep my eyes closed long enough, he'll dissapear..!"


I can't get the piccy to come up! It's from what sharp teeth u have. there's 2. one with teddy with a bandage on his head and then jinny smiling with her eyes closed

Originally posted by JohnstownBruja
Jinny, I was wounded in a battle. Only your love can keep me alive. Kiss me, you sweet sexy thing you!

J: I'm pretending not you know you... *Thinks* "Maybe if I keep my eyes closed long enough, he'll dissapear..!"


I can't get the piccy to come up! It's from what sharp teeth u have. there's 2. one with teddy with a bandage on his head and then jinny smiling with her eyes closed

your alive! now u can post more on Jinny In Highschool!

Thanks to everyone for liking my most recent posts! Including tonight, I have three nights off in a row! I hope to be on ALOT, and posting some more on my fan fics too, if all goes as planned...that is.

Now here are some more pics!!

Kate: Ok Jinny. Let's get down to why I REALLY called you in here. Would you like a cut from my oxycotin stash?
Jinny: Uh...YES!
Kate: Ok, then. That just leaves seven words to be said. You, me, here, now on my desk.

Jinny: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, baby!!!!!!!!!

hehe Those were two of my more suckier ones! Maybe because I just got up! I sure hope that bad streak doesn't continue! hehe Ahhhhhhh. OH and while I'm thinking of it, HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE! :\

CD: You think I'm in a bad mood now? You should see me on a bad hair day!!!!
Nate: Uhhhh you mean this isn't one of em?!?!
CD: Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Nate: Shhhh, nice doggie!

Jinny: Come on everybody! All together now! "Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart!"

Jinny: Oh Magda! Why do you insist on getting a coffee everytime I do?! You are such a copycat. Trying to act all cool walking with your coffee while singing the I'm Too Sexy song to yourself. We both know no matter what you try, you'll NEVA be as cool as me so give it up, girlfriend!
Magda: Keep it up, Jin. And I'll stop buying you coffee all the time...girlfriend!
Jinny: (hangs head) Sorry.
Magda: Mmm Hmm.

Jinny: Oh please, Mr. Camera man! My right is my BEST side!

CD: I know Teddy's tall and has a large shoe size, but trust me. You'd have to see Nate's to believe it!
Nate: HIDE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...those were great!:D :lol:

lol Well thank ya. Here's one more!

Jinny thinking to herself: (Mirror, Mirror on the wall.....)
Magda: You know Jinny in that pose, you look a little like...
Jinny: Yeah, I know. A cross between Demi Moore and Holly Marie Combs, (She plays Piper on Charmed and played Kimberly on Picket Fences) I get that all the time.

See the resemblence a little anyone??

More so THIS ONE!

Here's yet another!

Aaaaaaaaand what the hey, I figured I'd throw up a pic. of my sister and her best friend. My sister is Adriana on the right, and her friend is Courtney on the left.

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
More so THIS ONE!

Hey both shows are in San Fran... maybe Jin is another long lost sister LOL

Ya know.....I was just thinking that myself! I didn't know they were both in San Fran though! And I have seen LOTS of Holly pics where she looks like Nancy in that pic.

Now that I think of it, at the beginning and end of Charmed they always show San Fran...DUH TO ME! lol

To add some more TD pics again... lol


CD: Damn! Why do I keep on forgetting to knock! I can't believe everytime I walk into a room I catch Nate jerking off!

CD: *tips on Jin's left shoulder while standing at her right side*

Jin: *turns to the left and glares at Mag* Would you STOP that already? Geez, you're annoying!

Mag: But I was biting my nails... see?

Nate: Uhhhhh CD! Hiya!
CD: Nate, again!!!!!!!

...T H E...........SUN'LL COME OUT.......TOMOROWW!!!!!!!!!!!

CD: Well Cap, ya see, the thing with Angela is... she has a second job as a stripper every night... so she keeps on falling asleep here ALL the time... it's annoying really.

CD: What are you looking at me like that? You asked me how I can afford the Porsche and the Rolex and all that stuff and I told ya... of course I'm doing just the rich and hot guys, but you gotta start small, so crawl under the table and give him a blowjob already! You'll even get 10 bucks of the 100 he's gonna pay me for it.

Angela: Hey look. I may moonlight as a stripper and fall asleep alot, but AT LEAST I don't try and pass off that fake A** blonde hair like it's my own, you brunette blonde wanna-be!

Angela: And don't think dying your eyebrows will fool me either!

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
Angela: Hey look. I may moonlight as a stripper and fall asleep alot, but AT LEAST I don't try and pass off that fake A** blonde hair like it's my own, you brunette blonde wanna-be!

CD: WHAT did you just call me?!?

Angela: I uhhh... I said your hair looks real pretty today...

CD: Yeah that's what I thought!

*CD starts to walk away*

Angela: Puh! Sucka! Look at the dye job!

CD: You wanna say that again?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Angela: You think I don't know that's plastic!!!!!!!!!!!

CD: Can plastic do THIS?

Angela: (laughing) No, but THAT is a different gun!

"No it's not. See?"

Angela: Uh yeah it is! (she says all valley girl like) It's a different gun from when you said "Wanna say that again?"

Angela: Yes, dear. She is as stupid as I say. I swear it!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't lie about something as humorous as that. Maybe the hair dye is finally sinking in!

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
Angela: Uh yeah it is! (she says all valley girl like) It's a different gun from when you said "Wanna say that again?"

CD:*mocking her* Uh no it isn't dumbass. You looked straight into it when I said that, and now you saw it kinda from the side... but you know what? This TOTALLY is a new clip... that I'll like pump into you, like right NOW!

Angela: (thinking to herself) After all that, she's crazy...crazier I meant, if she thinks I'm actually gonna drink the coffee she's pouring me!

Angela: Trying to play all nice. That's ok I got her number....

Mock me again, and I'll kiss you for punishment!

CD: .oO(I'm spitting into Angela's beer while she's checkin out that guy at the bar... dumbass)

Angela: Seems like you like the word dumbass alot CD. OH I KNOW WHY! Because it takes one to know one! Like totally!!!!!!