ok....you win!

Angela: Dumbass! Dumbass!

CD: Yeah great Angela... we're all happy that you learned a new word today...

(btw... how come Angela can read CD's thoughts? LOL)

Angela: Oh please CD. You can admit! That was lame!

CD: Cap. she said I was lame!

Kate: Well, that might be because you are!

because I'm CD TOO!!!!!!!!

CD: I'll show ya lame you scarf wearing witch bitch!

CD: .oO(OMG is that a stain? There's a stain on this! Ewww, that looks like cum... wait isn't this where last week Nate and I... nevermind...)

Magda: .oO(Okay... that superglue said it works with anything... that'll teach the little brat to film me and Jonah...)

Angela: Okay... why did everybody run out when I walked in?

CD: Yeah I know that she's sleeping. I always put stuff into her coffee so I can do some policework. With her awake we'd never get a case solved...

CD: Jinny will you let me at least have one of your guys??

Sorry for those who have to suffer though my picture, but I couldn't help it....this is to cat!!! HOw could you make me drink on my wedding Night!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Sorry for those who have to suffer though my picture, but I couldn't help it....this is to cat!!! HOw could you make me drink on my wedding Night!!!!!!!!!


awww but baby, we had so much fun... or were you too drunk to remember that? lol

LMAO!!!! Well I wasn't to drunk when we made these....

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
LMAO!!!! Well I wasn't to drunk when we made these....

LMAO!!!!!!!! Don't they look just like their momma?

omg, u guys are soooooooooooo freakin hilarious!!! :) :)

CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WHOREBAG! You're cheating on me!!!!!! How dare you do that....you two didn't even include me!!!!!

ROTFLMAO

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
LMAO!!!! Well I wasn't to drunk when we made these....

She did it to you too!!!!....she made me drink a bottle of Crown and nine months later I had this....:eek:

ALRIGHT LIFETIME, I'M CALLING THE SHOTS NOW!! **** YOU MOTHER ****ERS! SCREW YOUR DAMN TV PROGRAM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
ALRIGHT LIFETIME, I'M CALLING THE SHOTS NOW!! **** YOU MOTHER ****ERS! SCREW YOUR DAMN TV PROGRAM

Hell yeah! Go down in a hail of bullets you lousy little magdaloving lifetime loser ****ing bastard sons of bitches! TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Hell yeah! Go down in a hail of bullets you lousy little magdaloving lifetime loser ****ing bastard sons of bitches! TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

We're coming after you hard!!!! CD fans united! TRACEY FORVER and CD WILL LIVE ON IN OUR MEMORY you brainless dicksucking scumbags from lifetime!!!!!!! Here's a message for you!

FUKK YOU!!!!!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
We're coming after you hard!!!! CD fans united! TRACEY FORVER and CD WILL LIVE ON IN OUR MEMORY you brainless dicksucking scumbags from lifetime!!!!!!! Here's a message for you!

FUKK YOU!!!!!

CAmpain FUKK YOU!!!!!! [/B][QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
CAmpain FUKK YOU!!!!!! [QUOTE]

oops I need a picture

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
CAmpain FUKK YOU!!!!!!


yeah baby!!!!!!

FUKK YOU!!!!!!

Everybody fire ahead! One, two, three....

FUKK THE FUKKING FUKKERS!!!!!!

Magda: Go ahead Judge Guy, touch her a** and WATCH what I do. That's my territory!
Jinny: Oh no, she's starting up again.

ROTFLMAO

Jinny: Yeah that's right, buddy!!! The feeling is mutual! You wanna make something of it?!?!?!?!?!?!
Magda: Ohhhh don't screw with her!! Moi, on the other hand.... you can screw with anytime, and I don't charge...unlike her!

Jinny: Bring it on, BLONDIE!!!!

Kate: Yes I saw the three way You, Teddy, and Magda on my desk! I can't believe you three! Well...Magda, I cna believe but You, Teddy AND her!!!! I would have prefered just to see you and Teddy!!!! I'm so offended!
Jinny: Soooooo, I can't have that raise?
Kate: What do you think?

Jinny: *gulp, gulp, gulp* Ohhhhh yeah I LOVE this job. *gulp, gulp,gulp*

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
Magda: Go ahead Judge Guy, touch her a** and WATCH what I do. That's my territory!
Jinny: Oh no, she's starting up again.

LMAO!!...That was funny....:lol:

heeh Thanks! I'd have a bunch more, if Miranda would update her screen captures! lol That's where I get all my pics. hehe let's go miranda! lol

LMAO!

I'm with Cat + Michelle!

Lifetime, eat me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

& FUKK YOU!

Duuuuude,I haven't posted on here in 4ever! lol



Cap looks in2 the hole that Haysbert dug himself out of and,and is trying 2 force her into,and yells "Naaaaate,Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I don't wanna go in there! Nate if you ever wanna get laid again,Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!"

Wut the heck,here's another1 lol...........


Cap: Excuse me?! NO I will NOT go home with you tonight!! As long as it took you to save me from that evil zombie freak,You're just gonna hafta do some waitin of your own!!!!

Nate: *wines* Fine I'll just ask CD.
CD: No you wont....coz of your laziness Cap almost got kidnapped by a zombie,and I broke a nail!

Lmao Emma!!!

Kate : Oh crap!!! The zombie is back! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Lmao Emma!!!

Kate : Oh crap!!! The zombie is back! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Ty Ty *bows* I try:D

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Lmao Emma!!!

Kate : Oh crap!!! The zombie is back! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!


CD: Nate's busy with his snicker bar,So I'm here 2 save the day! Haysbert,Prepare to meet your death!...Again!

I haven't posted here either in ages... but yeah...


Jin: Damn... great, just great... now that I'm in AA Cap is handing out beer for free...

Jinny: Yeah, ya know... I'm totally into 'Friends' and I tried to look like a mix between Rachel and Monica... did it work? Just I'd like to screw Joey, leave me alone with Chandler and Ross...

CD and Angela attempting the splits...

Angela: Look CD, with my husband... *giggles*... well he's into kinky and... *giggles again*

CD: Spare it. I heard enough... and we both know that I'm gonna win anyway... my legs are longer and all.

Kate: Alright, Jin, CD... ready... steady... go... and remember... whoever gives me the better coffee first is gonna get to spend the night at my place...

CD: Hurry up Jin, Mag is coming back...

Jin: Hang on, just one sec... okay this should be enough ratpoison to kill an elephant... Magda won't notice.

Kate: Hey Jin, what's that?

Jinny: My results... I applied for a better job... But I failed their damn test!

Allen: Why?

Jinny: I got a goddamn F in sex!!! How the hell could I get a F in sex?

LMAO,Cat! That was great!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
LMAO,Cat! That was great!

hehe, thanks :) I'm running out of pics though... you got some more? We gotta get this going again :)

CD:"Angela..what did I tell you would happen if you didn't hurry up and do those reports!?"
Angela:"please don't make me watch you and Nate have sex again!!!...I'll have these done in just a sec!...."

Man:"whats wrong with you two????"
CD:"We just smoked a fattie in our patrol car...."

CD:"Damn!....guess I'll never learn how to parallel park..."

Originally posted by maria1986
CD:"Damn!....guess I'll never learn how to parallel park..."

Angela *taking a deep breath* Holy mother of god, thank you for letting me survive CD's driving *kisses the ground*

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Angela *taking a deep breath* Holy mother of god, thank you for letting me survive CD's driving *kisses the ground*

CD:"What did you say about my driving!!!!???!?!"
Angela:"uhhh nothing..."

Lmao!!!!!! Love these,.....continue, please.

Nate: Welcome to the annual SFPD peeing contest... Everybody in position? Great! And I repeat... do NOT aim at me or Inspector DeLorenzo... your aim is to piss into that lake behind me... ready... steady... go!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Welcome to the annual SFPD peeing contest... Everybody in position? Great! And I repeat... do NOT aim at me or Inspector DeLorenzo... your aim is to piss into that lake behind me... ready... steady... go!

lol omg!!!:lol: lmao!! that took me like 5 minutes to read cuz i was laughing so hard, and i was holding my nose closed so i wouldn't laugh, but it didn't work lol lmao!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

CD: I swear I washed my hands after I came in from playing with Nate!!!!

Nate: Jinny.... Teddy.... hey.... nice uh.... well you aren't wearing shirts....

CD: So that's how it feels like for the others when they walk in on us...

Nate *waving cold air at himself with the paper* .oO(Whoa... I swear if that woman opens one more button on her shirt I need a cold shower... hell I already need one...)

Kate: What do you mean 'you shouldn't go into your office right now'? Usually when someone tells me I shouldn't go in there that's because I catch you and Nate on my desk... but you're here .... and Nate's here....

Kate: CD, how often did I tell you I don't want reports with little hearts and 'I love Nate' scribbled all over them... this stuff is official!

CD: But Nate does it too!

Nate: *scribbling a heart* Huh? What?

CD: Hey this is OUR interrogation room!

Nate: Jinny! Teddy! Again? ****, CD, they're trying to break our record...

CD: in OUR room...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Kate: What do you mean 'you shouldn't go into your office right now'? Usually when someone tells me I shouldn't go in there that's because I catch you and Nate on my desk... but you're here .... and Nate's here....

Kate: Ooohhh....thats...what you mean..... MAGDA GET YOUR NAKED ASS AND WHOEVER THAT ******** IS!THAT ISN"T YOU HUSBAND OUTTA MY OFFICE NOW! WHAT THE HELL IS IT ABOUT MY OFFICE THAT MAKES EVERYONE WANNA HAVE SEX IN IT!?!?!

Kate: Because I was wasting my time with that sewer rat of an ex-husband and his itsy bitsy teeny weeny, I missed my chance,and now look at what CD got her hands on...Damn it!

Nate: Look buddy... that blonde chick here is mine, so why don't you go back where you came from and play in the garbage some more, huh?

CD: Did you just call me.... CHICK?!?

CD: Hmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah!

Magda: CD? HEY CD! Hello? Do you know where Nate is?

CD: Uhhh... eh.... under my desk....

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Hmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah!

Magda: CD? HEY CD! Hello? Do you know where Nate is?

CD: Uhhh... eh.... under my desk....


Magda: Very funny... Oooh there he is! Hey Nate!

CD: NATE?!? Then who the hell is under my desk???

LMFAO!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: *sights* I wish i could make up something like that........

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Look buddy... that blonde chick here is mine, so why don't you go back where you came from and play in the garbage some more, huh?

CD: Did you just call me.... CHICK?!?

Yeah! OMG, these are so funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nate: Ok, that was Brian's attempt now it's MY turn.
(goes in for the kiss)
CD: OH BOY!

hehe

I'm back with a BANG! ha! LOL ;)





mom: Magdalena! How often did I tell you not to bite your nails!!!!!!

Mag: .oO(ehhhh leave me alone!)

Magda: I don't care if there's no water in the pool! I'm gonna dive right in!!!!!!

CD: *whistles* Whoo hoo! See Angela... if you weren't sleeping you could see Nate stripping too now...

Breathe it in and breathe it out and pass it on it's almost out, we're so creative, so much more, we're high above but on the floor, it's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive. If you don't have it you're on the other side. The deeper you stick it in your vein the deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain. I'm in heaven, I'm a god I'm everywhere, I feel so hot. It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive.If you don't have it you're on the other side. I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie). {K's Choice - Not An Addict}

CD: Angela, I SWEAR if you lose this file too I'm gonna kill ya!

Mom:"what is the family whore doing here?"
Magda:"Ewww I don't know who invited her"
Mom:"I was talking about you Magda, not Lily..."

CD:"hey, my friend here thinks you're hot...."

Jinny:"Captain, whats wrong with you?"
Kate:"CD let me take a hit off her bong..."

Originally posted by maria1986
CD:"hey, my friend here thinks you're hot...."


ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:


Dude: Really? Well I'd rather get it on with you...

Angela: That is SO mean!!!!! Why does CD keep on getting all the sexy guys???

Jinny:Cap made me go undercover as a friggin fortune teller okay! And Magda just HAD to take a picture....And NO I can't really predict the furture so don't ask, Raina!




(k,that sucked)

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Jinny:Cap made me go undercover as a friggin fortune teller okay! And Magda just HAD to take a picture....And NO I can't really predict the furture so don't ask, Raina!




(k,that sucked)

LOL that's funny!!!!!

Jin: But then again.... *looks at Raina* I predict you'll end up with a broken jaw if you keep on sending me those damn emails every day!!!! *looks at Kate* I predict you're gonna get laid and then you're gonna promote me soon and I'll get a fat rise? *looks at Magda* I predict you'll cheat on Gabe again because you're a cheap filthy whore *looks at CD and Nate* I predict they'll keep on doing that until the suffocate

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL that's funny!!!!!

Jin: But then again.... *looks at Raina* I predict you'll end up with a broken jaw if you keep on sending me those damn emails every day!!!! *looks at Kate* I predict you're gonna get laid and then you're gonna promote me soon and I'll get a fat rise? *looks at Magda* I predict you'll cheat on Gabe again because you're a cheap filthy whore *looks at CD and Nate* I predict they'll keep on doing that until the suffocate

Kate: I got laid last nite,this morning,and on my lunch break. I'm just naturally this bitchy....and No.

Kate: Hey!Anybody wanna see my impression of a cute lil squirel? Watch!

Hey cat they all rocked! MORE RIGHT AWAY! This thing should be world known for being the most popular thing on the boards. lol Here's my try:

Magda: You didn't?!
Jinny: I did! I called her a blonde sleeze bag whore, who cheats on her husband "Donald Nash" more times then you've ever cheated on Gabe.
Magda: Oh wow. No way! You actually thing that! I thought you thought I was the biggest sleeze in San Fran!
Jinny:...well you are, I just wanted her to think she was.
Magda: (looks confused) Oh ok I see now.....I think.

Jinny: How about keeping your hands to yourself there, buddy boy.
Magda: Yeah, that's Jinny's territory.
Jinny: Damn straight! Well, gay..damn gay!!!


lol lol

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
Jinny: How about keeping your hands to yourself there, buddy boy.
Magda: Yeah, that's Jinny's territory.
Jinny: Damn straight! Well, gay..damn gay!!!


lol lol

LOL



Mag: "THREE?!? You have THREE balls???"

Daniel: Honey, I brought you dinner!

Angela: Ooooh! I'm starving!

CD: Who the hell messed with my bong???

lol mmmmoooooooorrrrrreeeee!!!!!1 id post one myself but i have no idea how to post a pic...

Originally posted by maria1986
Mom:"what is the family whore doing here?"
Magda:"Ewww I don't know who invited her"
Mom:"I was talking about you Magda, not Lily..."

OMG I LMAO Reading this one that was sooooooooo funny!

i have one but i don't think its "apropriete" (sp) lol

and thanks Cat!! (4 telling me how 2 post a pic!) ty!!!!

Originally posted by CD_Thruma
Can't think of any good comment, do you have one?

CD: NATE I TOLD YOU THAT SEX WAS AOUT OF THE QUESTION!
NATE: SO. LETS GO AT IT IN THE INTERRIAGEATION ROOM, CAPTAIN WILL NEVER KNOW.
CD: OKAY! *TAKES HIM TO THE ROOM*

Hey this is Maria and I don't know if this is any good.



CD: Oh my God Nate you 'were' telling me the truth. It is really that big. *Thinking to self* YES!!

LOL good one..you are fitting in well!:):)

Originally posted by CANDACE DELORENZO1
Hey this is Maria and I don't know if this is any good.



CD: Oh my God Nate you 'were' telling me the truth. It is really that big. *Thinking to self* YES!!

Hey Maria, Im Maria too!...lol...:D ...thats was great!...and Jinnygirl is right...you fit in well!:)

Originally posted by maria1986
Hey Maria, Im Maria too!...lol...:D ...thats was great!...and Jinnygirl is right...you fit in well!:)

:lol: yeah... you're really that big!!!! And I'm cat... but I said that lol

Originally posted by CANDACE DELORENZO1

CD: Oh my God Nate you 'were' telling me the truth. It is really that big. *Thinking to self* YES!!

I hope this works. This is Cat, who is sitting on the floor next to CD.

Originally posted by 1strunfan
I hope this works. This is Cat, who is sitting on the floor next to CD.

LMFAO!:rofl: That was hillarious, Kat!:rofl:

Guy(Allen):"Wow!...I never met a prostitute with her own brochure before!...It says she is a Cop too!"

Originally posted by 1strunfan
I hope this works. This is Cat, who is sitting on the floor next to CD.

LMAO... *DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*


okeeee, I got new piczzzzzzz! :D


Jin: Come on Cap!!! ONE little kiss...

Jinny:"Hey CD...can you see my brain through my nostrals?"

Mag: Just because Cap didn't wanna kiss you you can't spit at her as soon as she comes in...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Mag: Just because Cap didn't wanna kiss you you can't spit at her as soon as she comes in...

Jin: You're right... I'll go to her!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Jin: Come on Cap!!! ONE little kiss...

Kate:"how in the hell do I end up with these people?"

Originally posted by maria1986
Kate:"how in the hell do I end up with these people?"

forgot pic...damn:mad:

Ang: *wants to take a sip of her drink*

Jinny: *grabs it* MINE!

CD: Hey, is that my drink too Jin? Mag did you see that?

Mag: What? I didn't see nothing.

Mag: I gotta barf...

Jin: Uh oh! CD, she's aiming at you...

CD: Gotta go!

Lilly:"Is this my punishment for loving you!?"
Nate:"no...it's your punishment for being born..."

Jin: Fukk you superman! Let's see if you can be down here faster than I drink this!!!

Kate: Are you kidding me? You want me to do THAT tiny thing??? Did you get that transplanted from a dwarf or what???

CD:"who took my cheeseburger!?"
Jinny and Magda both shrug....

Originally posted by maria1986
CD:"who took my cheeseburger!?"
Jinny and Magda both shrug....

... and quickly chew and swallow in sync...

Nate: Look CD, that's why I dated Lily... I sold her to the zoo!

CD: Awww... hey monkey! Come and get banana!!!

Jinny:"This is my sexy face...."

Originally posted by maria1986
Jinny:"This is my sexy face...."

Jinny:"...this is my MAAAD face..."

Originally posted by maria1986
Jinny:"...this is my MAAAD face..."

Jinny:"..and this is my happy face!..."

Originally posted by maria1986
Jinny:"...this is my MAAAD face..."

Mag: This is MY maaaaaaad face

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Mag: This is MY maaaaaaad face


Mag: And this is my 'I know what you did last summer!' face.... I know what YOU did last summer!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nate: Look CD, that's why I dated Lily... I sold her to the zoo!

CD: Awww... hey monkey! Come and get banana!!!


Lily: Ooooh! Banana!!!!

Magda:"How many times do I have to tell you!?...I am the slut in this family!!!"
Lady: oOO..They both look like sluts to me..oOO

CD: Cooooooooome they told me... parampampampam...

woman: What the hell? Christmas carols??? It's JUNE!!!

Ang: I said let's go trick or treating... but noooooooooooooo

CD: Whoa... hit this dude! GOOOOOOD stuff!!!

CD:"what is that sticking out of Jinny's ass???"

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Whoa... hit this dude! GOOOOOOD stuff!!!

CD: .oO(WHAT the hell is that bitch doing with my bong?!?)

CD:"Dammit!..Nate stole my panties again!"
Angela:"..I wish he would steal mine too..."

CD: ET phone home!

Angela: Ma'am, we're cops, and if you don't put that down we're gonna have to shoot you... my partner has a gun!

CD: .... somewhere... tampons... chapstick... half-eaten chocolate bar... damn, where the hell is my gun???

Mag & Jin: Wahoooo Cap, take off em clothes!!!

Ang: Uhhh CD, I don't think that's such a good idea...

CD: Watch me...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Mag & Jin: Wahoooo Cap, take off em clothes!!!

Ang: Uhhh CD, I don't think that's such a good idea...

CD: Watch me...

CD: EVERYBODY... forget that old hussy on stage... WATCH ME!!!!

Magda: Come on! Jin!!! CD!!! PLEASE!!!

Jinny: NO WAY!!

CD: Magda, we've told you a MILLION times before! We will NOT do your ass!!!

CD: Hmmmm there's Nate... I wonder if I can get him drunk enough to take him home tonite...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Hmmmm there's Nate... I wonder if I can get him drunk enough to take him home tonite...

Magda:"Hey we'll go home with you!"
Jinny:"...Yeah...and you won't even have to get us drunk!"

Originally posted by maria1986
Magda:"Hey we'll go home with you!"
Jinny:"...Yeah...and you won't even have to get us drunk!"


CD: Then what the hell are you two hos waiting for??? C'mon!!!

Jin: Hmmmm I can't wait to cum with ya...

Mag: Oh me too!!!

mmmooooooooorrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jinny: HA HA, CD, that sux to be you!!!! You REALLY saw Spivey in his Speedo?!!!

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
Jinny: HA HA, CD, that sux to be you!!!! You REALLY saw Spivey in his Speedo?!!!


CD: EWWWWWWW Jinny! Don't remind me!!!!! I wanted to bring this file into Kate's office... and there he was!!! He was stripping for his Bonsai or something... that was the worst thing I ever saw. I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life!!!

This is the first time I post on this....tell me if it is any good.

Cap: Rule number one:no more sex on my table, or my interrogation rooms…
CD:Cap!You can’t….
Cap:Shut up.Now where was I? Yea,right…no more phonesex!
Nate:What???You can’t make us give up the phone sex!!!
Cap:I’m not finished here….and rule number three : NO MORE CONDOM STEALING FROM MY DRAWER!!!! Do I make myself clear inspectors????

Damn..forgot the pic lol

LMAO all of those are great! I was just thinking the one with the condom reminded me of the time Cap asked Raina about the smiley face condoms! hahahahahaha

CD: Nate I have to thank you for letting me borrow one of your outfits for the case. And the amazing part of it all is that it is the right size.

Allen: Kate you do YOUR best work IN BED!"

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Allen: Kate you do YOUR best work IN BED!"


Grrrrr....Might be helpful if, I post the pic...

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Allen: Kate you do YOUR best work IN BED!"


LMAO good one ;)



Kate: Hmmmmhmmmmmmm *moaning*

Dude: Whoa... is she high or all turned on?

Angela: She has those... phases... sometimes...

Steven: *snorts up* .oO(I love it what you find on some victims... gooooooood stuff)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Steven: *snorts up* .oO(I love it what you find on some victims... gooooooood stuff)

Kate: .oO(Damn! That musta fallen outta my pocket...)

CD: Uhhh Kate, the next time you go sunbathing... take of that sleeping mask thingie...

Kate: Huh?

Kate: *moaning* Hmmmm oh yeah...

CD: uhhh...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Kate: *moaning* Hmmmm oh yeah...

CD: uhhh...

CD: Like I just said... about the case...

Kate: Oooooh yeah!!! Hmmmm *moaning*

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Like I just said... about the case...

Kate: Oooooh yeah!!! Hmmmm *moaning*

Kate: Uuuuuuh YEAH!!!!

CD: Ehhhh.... uhhhh.... well... *whispers to Angela* What the hell is she on?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Kate: Uuuuuuh YEAH!!!!

CD: Ehhhh.... uhhhh.... well... *whispers to Angela* What the hell is she on?


Ang: Nothing baby, c'mere, kiss ME, not her!

CD: *looking into mirror* Hmmm I'm lookin HOTTT tonight

CD: Alright let's see if I got it this time.... the big stick is pointing to the 3 and the small stick is pointing to the 12... so it's... uhhhh midnight?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Alright let's see if I got it this time.... the big stick is pointing to the 3 and the small stick is pointing to the 12... so it's... uhhhh midnight?

Ang: No you ditz! That means that it's almost 4 am... right Cap?

CD: Who's the ditz here? Cap tell her I was right!

Kate: Someone... please just shoot me!

CD: .oO(That bitch is giving me a headache... please, someone send me a CUTE funny partner!)

CD's Mom: And this is what I'm wearing to your wedding, hunny! What ya think?
Nate: Can I shoot her now?
CD: Uhhhh sure there's no one around. Besides we're cops, we can get out of it!
Nate: CooL!

Family life.....what CD says: : „Look at this mess.Come on,we both - you and me – will clean everything up.Your stuff is strewn all over the room on the floor.And you‘ll be naked soon if you don‘t wash your dirty clothes right now!


What Nate hears : Bla bla bla bla bla bla COME ON bla bla bla bla bla YOU AND ME bla bla bla bla bla ON THE FLOOR bla bla bla bla bla NAKED .Bla bla bla bla bla RIGHT NOW!

Originally posted by planet_stella
Family life.....what CD says: : „Look at this mess.Come on,we both - you and me – will clean everything up.Your stuff is strewn all over the room on the floor.And you‘ll be naked soon if you don‘t wash your dirty clothes right now!


What Nate hears : Bla bla bla bla bla bla COME ON bla bla bla bla bla YOU AND ME bla bla bla bla bla ON THE FLOOR bla bla bla bla bla NAKED .Bla bla bla bla bla RIGHT NOW!


LMAOOO! That was great!!

That was hilarious! lol

Originally posted by croatian_princess
That was hilarious! lol

Oh, it definately was! Ahh, the language of men....;)

Originally posted by planet_stella
Family life.....what CD says: : „Look at this mess.Come on,we both - you and me – will clean everything up.Your stuff is strewn all over the room on the floor.And you‘ll be naked soon if you don‘t wash your dirty clothes right now!


What Nate hears : Bla bla bla bla bla bla COME ON bla bla bla bla bla YOU AND ME bla bla bla bla bla ON THE FLOOR bla bla bla bla bla NAKED .Bla bla bla bla bla RIGHT NOW!
:lol:

Oh my god, that was great.

Guy:"Wow, they partnered you with a dumbass?"
CD:"yep..."
Angela: ooO What a bitch...Ooo

Kate: Uhhh CD, that's really nice that you dressed up for meeting your new partner... but garters instead of pants there? Maybe you should reconsid...

CD: *cutting her off* But you said he's cute!

Jinny: .oO(Either I'm incredibly high right now or I'm seeing Angela... no no, she's gone, I must be seeing things)

Angela:"I can be in a shampoo commercial toooooooooo"

Angela:"uh CD, there is something crawling around in your hair..."

Originally posted by maria1986
Angela:"uh CD, there is something crawling around in your hair..."

CD:"F*ck off..."

Jin: Cap, you gotta be kidding! I have to work with HER?

Magda: And what exactly is THAT supposed to mean, huh?

Magda:"hey Jin, what are you doing?"
Jinny:"nothin' much, what are you doing?"

Jin: .oO(And now she's pretending she can read! Like anyone would believe that...)

Magda: I don't care if you are a doctor and say it's impossible... you almost knocked me up once Jonah, if you wanna have phonesex then we're gonna use this condom!

CD:"You are going to do WHAT to me tonight Nate?"
Angela: ooO ooooooh I wish he'd do that to me! ooO

Kate: Hey Ross... I thought I'd give you a call... and baby, I'm really turned on right now...

CD:"awww Nate sent me a picture of his penis for Valentines Day..."

Jin: Okay, if this is a phone... why the hell is there a cord on it?

Angela:"Bitch, that's my husbands number on your caller id..."
CD:"hmm don't remember calling him...I must have been drunk..."

Angela: I can seeeeeeeeeeee you CD!

CD: .oO(And I'm sending a nice virus to your computer right now)

Magda: Uhh hello? Is this 911? I gotta talk to a cop...

Jinny: Uhhh... well I am a cop...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Angela: I can seeeeeeeeeeee you CD!

CD: .oO(And I'm sending a nice virus to your computer right now)

Magda: Uhh hello? Is this 911? I gotta talk to a cop...

Jinny: Uhhh... well I am a cop...


CD: .oO(actually... I should send another one... just to make sure she's gonna be busy and gone longer...)

Magda: Well, see, I have this HUUUUUUUUUUGE problem...

Jinny: And I'm SO not in the mood for this! Magda I swear, if you try to prank call me one more fukking time I'm gonna try out these new things I learned about Karate... LETHAL THINGS!

Angela:"CD please talk to me...Im your partner...you can't keep shutting me out..."
CD: ooO she was fired three years ago and the bitch STILL follows me around! ooO

CD: .oO(Okay, there was a lot of dynamite in that chocolate bar I just gave her... now I just have to press this button...)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: .oO(Okay, there was a lot of dynamite in that chocolate bar I just gave her... now I just have to press this button...)

CD: .oO(And there she's gone...)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: .oO(actually... I should send another one... just to make sure she's gonna be busy and gone longer...)

Magda: Well, see, I have this HUUUUUUUUUUGE problem...

Jinny: And I'm SO not in the mood for this! Magda I swear, if you try to prank call me one more fukking time I'm gonna try out these new things I learned about Karate... LETHAL THINGS!

Peter(listening in):" hey Jinny I have something lethal to show you..."
Jinny:"..oh god...you and Magda are SO perfect for each other..."

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: .oO(And there she's gone...)

CD: .oO(Heh heh)

;)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
;)

Originally posted by maria1986

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo


this was Maria's idea too, but she's off to eat...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo


Maria's again :)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo

CD: Hang on a second Nate... Angela, didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to listen in on other people's phone calls?

Angela: Uhhh?

HOW DARE THIS POST FALL THIS FAR! :-D lol

wow no one has posted in a long time!

I know that is really weird how that happened

Originally posted by CANDACE DELORENZO1
I know that is really weird how that happened

hey if you want a pic for your avatar then ask me, I made the Tracey Forever one as an avatar for myself a while back. I really don't mind making avatars for others, or usually if someone asks me if they can use something I say okay, but you never asked, you just took that pic, and that is not okay. So change it please.

okay I'm sorry. Can you please make one for me or at least show me how to do it myself. Thanks!

SORRY :(

Originally posted by bananasplit
wow no one has posted in a long time!
Duuuude,I can't believe i 4got about this thread!
This probably stinks,but here's 1....


"Hmmm...I wonder if I should go tell Allen his fly is open,and Cap,that her blouse is inside out?..."

And another 1...

CD thinks: Even the back of his head is adorable!
Nate thinks: She's so hot!
Raina thinks: They don't know this,but I can read minds. Hahaha!

and another 1 lol


"Woooo! Do NOT go in there!!! Magda had a bean burrito,2 tacos,and a large Dr. Pepper for lunch...lets just say her stomach doesn't hurt anymore!"

great story I am new here and I love this fic. I would love it if you could give me and idea on a new fanfic. :D

LMAO those were great Emma!

and CANDACE DELORENZO1 im me and we can talk about that.

Lemme see if I can find something too...

PS: ShortCake124, there is no traceyneedham.com site

CD:.oO(Geez, I can't believe how desperate Magda is... a memo with nude pics of her, as if anybody wants to see THAT... it's not like there isn't enough annoying spam in emails yet.)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo

CD:.oO(Geez, I can't believe how desperate Magda is... a memo with nude pics of her, as if anybody wants to see THAT... it's not like there isn't enough annoying spam in emails yet.)

LMAO, that was hilarious, and i can't tell u how giddy i get when i see the name CD DeLorenzo here......;) :stupid: :heart: :cat:

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
LMAO, that was hilarious, and i can't tell u how giddy i get when i see the name CD DeLorenzo here......;) :stupid: :heart: :cat:

awww :cat: :heart: :stupid:

and in that case I gotta add one more, eh?


CD: Alright Mag, you want replies to your email, you'll get one... it really comes in handy knowing Spivey's password sometimes... not that it was hard to realize it's bonsai...

Dear horny_mag, I just saw your nude pics and must say me and my little friend are really excited right now. To be honest with you I'm caressing him right now and he's really happy about that. I hope it makes you happy too that every little touch is just for you. Of course we both would rather have you stroke our little twigs. My wild imagination is going crazy over thinking about seeing how a few of those twigs disappear into the bush between your legs. Just writing this email turned me on so much that I just watered my bonsai with my sperm. Meet us for lunch tomorrow. Greetings, Bonsai_lover

Omg,Cat! Thatw as um....interesting...and hilarious!

here's another...


Kate: Would ya look at the butt on Basso...yummy...
CD: I Thought he was joking when He said He was gonna tattoo my name on it.

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Omg,Cat! Thatw as um....interesting...and hilarious!

here's another...


Kate: Would ya look at the butt on Basso...yummy...
CD: I Thought he was joking when He said He was gonna tattoo my name on it.

awwwwwwwww I love that! LOL

hmmmm lemme see...


Kate: CD, someone just called for you while you and Nate were out for lunch... a guy named 'Skull' who wanted to affirm your 4 pm appointment on Thursday... anything you wanna tell me?

CD: Uhhh... he's my... uhhhh... GYN?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
awwwwwwwww I love that! LOL

hmmmm lemme see...


Kate: CD, someone just called for you while you and Nate were out for lunch... a guy named 'Skull' who wanted to affirm your 4 pm appointment on Thursday... anything you wanna tell me?

CD: Uhhh... he's my... uhhhh... GYN?

Kate: Your GYN's name is Skull?...Is your shrink's name Pelvis?

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: Your GYN's name is Skull?...Is your shrink's name Pelvis?

CD: Hey! Your gyn's name is Dr. Gimme Sumlov, so don't be makin fun of my gyn!

CD: You want me to blow THAT tiny thing???

"Nate I am looking even closer, and I still can't see it!"

Cd: I think the picture says it all 'oh yeah you can't read this' but I will have to arrest you anyway.

Here is a picture of the NY skyline a took when I went to NY for a school trip. And no you can't use it. Hey why not maybe it will teach me a lesson.

I know it is not clear but I drop my camera and that probably messed it up.

Originally posted by Shortcake31
Here is a picture of the NY skyline a took when I went to NY for a school trip. And no you can't use it. Hey why not maybe it will teach me a lesson.

Yeah, it WOULD teach u a lesson. WTF are u being so freaking dumb about this???? Obviously, Cat asked u to stop using HER pics, which makes SENSE b/c u never asked for permission!! U shouldn't be acting immature about it b/c YOU were wrong, and you know it!! I thought the two of u apologized and let it go?? Yeesh, but as we all can see, apparently NOT!

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
Yeah, it WOULD teach u a lesson. WTF are u being so freaking dumb about this???? Obviously, Cat asked u to stop using HER pics, which makes SENSE b/c u never asked for permission!! U shouldn't be acting immature about it b/c YOU were wrong, and you know it!! I thought the two of u apologized and let it go?? Yeesh, but as we all can see, apparently NOT!

couldn't have said it better... and the Does It Look Like I'm Joking? pic is from Miranda, nor from you, I know that cause she gave it to me for my site, so apparently that's where you found it... try learning your lesson again, apparently you didn't get it yet.

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
couldn't have said it better...


I'll take a bow for that then!!! and ya know, it might (MIGHT ;)) have been a little mean, but u know what?! I didn't have my Cat here to cuddle with, and i get very, VERY pissy and whiny w/o my furry feline!!! BTW, i need a shave.......g2g.........;)

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
CD: Hey! Your gyn's name is Dr. Gimme Sumlov, so don't be makin fun of my gyn!

Kate: Oo! That reminds me,I gotta go reschedule an apointment!

Jinny: Gonna give Gimme Sumlov some love Cap?

CD: What the hell is your problem bitch?

Sharon: MY problem? YOU're the one with a problem!

Nate: Yo Teddy, listen up, I'm at Chestnut Street, and if you hurry up and come here you're gonna see the mudfight of your life... yeah I'm taking bets, my tip is on CD... alright cya.

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: What the hell is your problem bitch?

Sharon: MY problem? YOU're the one with a problem!

Nate: Yo Teddy, listen up, I'm at Chestnut Street, and if you hurry up and come here you're gonna see the mudfight of your life... yeah I'm taking bets, my tip is on CD... alright cya.

LMAO, Cat! :lol: :lol: :lol: That is so freakin hilarious! Especially since I JUST watched that ep again today! :lol: That was a really good ep.....

Originally posted by Snowfall
LMAO, Cat! :lol: :lol: :lol: That is so freakin hilarious! Especially since I JUST watched that ep again today! :lol: That was a really good ep.....

LOL yeah, I love that ep too! It cracked me up, but Tracey looks better in that uniform! ;)

okay, blame Emma and Tara (the Bonnie one) for this...


Sharon: Guys, I'm a bit confused here... I was doing check ups on you people and I came across this movie "Judical Consent" Now she has another name, but that woman there looks like Cap, doesn't she? I mean... OMG I can't even look at it!

Nate: WHOA! BOOBS!

CD: And I was starting to think he's gay... thank god he isn't.

Cap: Hmm, and they're still that firm.

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
okay, blame Emma and Tara (the Bonnie one) for this...



:whistle:

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL yeah, I love that ep too! It cracked me up, but Tracey looks better in that uniform! ;)

okay, blame Emma and Tara (the Bonnie one) for this...


Sharon: Guys, I'm a bit confused here... I was doing check ups on you people and I came across this movie "Judical Consent" Now she has another name, but that woman there looks like Cap, doesn't she? I mean... OMG I can't even look at it!

Nate: WHOA! BOOBS!

CD: And I was starting to think he's gay... thank god he isn't.

Cap: Hmm, and they're still that firm.

OMG LMFAO!!

*Bows* ;)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
[B]LOL yeah, I love that ep too! It cracked me up, but Tracey looks better in that uniform! ;)

okay, blame Emma and Tara (the Bonnie one) for this...


Sharon: Guys, I'm a bit confused here... I was doing check ups on you people and I came across this movie "Judical Consent" Now she has another name, but that

[QUOTE]Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
[B]LOL yeah, I love that ep too! It cracked me up, but Tracey looks better in that uniform! ;)

okay, blame Emma and Tara (the Bonnie one) for this...


Sharon: Guys, I'm a bit confused here... I was doing check ups on you people and I came across this movie "Judical Consent" Now she has another name, but that

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL yeah, I love that ep too! It cracked me up, but Tracey looks better in that uniform! ;)

okay, blame Emma and Tara (the Bonnie one) for this...


Sharon: Guys, I'm a bit confused here... I was doing check ups on you people and I came across this movie "Judical Consent" Now she has another name, but that woman there looks like Cap, doesn't she? I mean... OMG I can't even look at it!

Nate: WHOA! BOOBS!

CD: And I was starting to think he's gay... thank god he isn't.

Cap: Hmm, and they're still that firm.


Jinny: OMG is that? Tha..That's...OMG Thats YOU!
Kate: They're showing it in a damn hospital!?!
Jinny: Damn,I hope I look that good,when I'm your age.....

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Jinny: OMG is that? Tha..That's...OMG Thats YOU!
Kate: They're showing it in a damn hospital!?!
Jinny: Damn,I hope I look that good,when I'm your age.....

Doc: That can be arranged... but it is expensive...

Jinny: Screw it, I have this special credit card here... You can either accept that as payment or check out the local jail...

Magda: I heard here you can get boob jobs for free?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Doc: That can be arranged... but it is expensive...

Jinny: Screw it, I have this special credit card here... You can either accept that as payment or check out the local jail...

Magda: I heard here you can get boob jobs for free?

Jinny: She mainly just wants an excuse to get fondled....

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Jinny: She mainly just wants an excuse to get fondled....

CD: What else is new...

Teddy: Yeah, really, she always does that. Once she asked me to grab lunch with her because she wanted to talk about Jinny, and then she pretended that she was chocking, so I started giving her a Heimlich, but then she grabbed my hands and suddenly I had her boobs under my hands.... that was scary!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: What else is new...

Teddy: Yeah, really, she always does that. Once she asked me to grab lunch with her because she wanted to talk about Jinny, and then she pretended that she was chocking, so I started giving her a Heimlich, but then she grabbed my hands and suddenly I had her boobs under my hands.... that was scary!

Nate: She tried pass as Lily once...seriously! She put on her clothes,and stole her purse...wich had my apartment key in it,and let herself into my apartment...and when I got there She stretched out on my bed in one lily's teddies...No pun intended,Teddy...and yea she tried to convince me she was lily...it was creepy.

CD: That wasn't Magda...

ooops

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: That wasn't Magda...


Nate: It wasn't?...Then who the hell was it???...How do you know????

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Nate: It wasn't?...Then who the hell was it???...How do you know????

CD: Maybe I have cameras installed in your bedroom... maybe I just know who it was because he or she told me... maybe I just guessed...

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: Maybe I have cameras installed in your bedroom... maybe I just know who it was because he or she told me... maybe I just guessed...




Nate: He!?!?!?!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Nate: He!?!?!?!

ooooops 4got the pic

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Nate: He!?!?!?!

CD: Can you believe he didn't notice that?

Kate: Men... I'm telling ya... but it's not like it would have mattered, he imagined it was you anyway.

I love this! I don't have a pic but had to say that you all are very funny, and have great pics!
Samantha*

Originally posted by gonedark
I love this! I don't have a pic but had to say that you all are very funny, and have great pics!
Samantha*

Thank you! :)

If you have an idea, you can use any pics from my site
http://traceyneedham.homestead.com/Pictures.html

and I know Miranda doesn't mind either... :) So join the fun!

Nate *waking up in CD's body* Oh boy, what a night... I can't even remember what happened last night... *looks down* What the hell?!?

*Thinking*

Jinny: I still cannot believe that you did...that....or that you were lucky enough to do him!!!
Kate: I can still do that...I wonder if He can....
Magda: Stop bragging.
Jinny: Whats up with the stage name Bonnie Bedelia? How'd you coem up with that?
Kate: It's an old irish folk song.
Jinny: Oh....

Kate: *thinks: Crap!!!!! Louis and Ross AND Martin!?! I'm busted!!"

Jinny : Well hot diggity dog- -
Kate: Sh!*!t!!
Jinny: What?
Kate: I broke a nail!

Kate: Okay,listen up people! This is a sketch of the idiot that caused me to break my nail! Now everybody take a sketch, get on those streets,and find the b@st@rd!!!

A portrait of a guilty conscience.

Originally posted by consentida
A portrait of a guilty conscience. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That was good Twinny!!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Kate: Okay,listen up people! This is a sketch of the idiot that caused me to break my nail! Now everybody take a sketch, get on those streets,and find the b@st@rd!!!

CD: You gotta be kidding me... I mean if he knocked you up or something... hang on... show me your nails!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
CD: You gotta be kidding me... I mean if he knocked you up or something... hang on... show me your nails!


Raina: *GASP!!!!!!!* Oh!My!Gawd!!!! Cd look at what the jerk did to her nail! it's horrible! He chipped it!!! Cap,I'm soooo sorry...and you're nails were so pretty!......Y'know this looks lik the work of a professional! I'm gonna go see if I can find out more about the jackass!

I laughed so hard!! That stuff with Kate and Judicial Consent is way to funny!!!!!
Samantha*

Originally posted by gonedark
I laughed so hard!! That stuff with Kate and Judicial Consent is way to funny!!!!!
Samantha*

:lol: Have you seen that movie? Its um...yeah. :whistle:But otherwise its a great movie....

Otherwise a good movie!!!!?
It was a great movie with all that ummm..... Interesting stuff!!

Originally posted by gonedark
Otherwise a good movie!!!!?
It was a great movie with all that ummm..... Interesting stuff!!

I'm sorry but I really dont enjoy seeing Bonnie Bedelia's boobs plastered on my television. ohno: But nonetheless, I still appreciate her work as an actress.

CD: Hmmm this guy looks familiar somehow... yeah, I remember him! I arrested him five years ago. I had just gotten this awesome new haircut and the bastard ruined it! I thought they had him sentenced for life... he must have escaped or something...

Hay everybody, since I have found more good Division pics here than anywhere else, I was wondering if any of you have pics of Bonnie/Kate from this season? She has looked so great all year and I can't find pics of her anywhere!
Can any of you help me out?
Samantha*