Okay, so this is what happens when girls who just wanna have fun and are big CD/Nate shippers write a fanfic together ;) So... FEEDBACK! Please?

Disclaimers: DJL, Lifetime, and so on...

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
by Lisa (candace~n~nathan) and cat (CD DeLorenzo)


“Game time guys! Let’s go! We’re not losing to Spivey’s team this year, ya got me!!” CD DeLorenzo shouted to her team to get them pumped up. “Let’s kick some ass, ladies!!”

It was the 7th annual powder puff football game between Divisions-- Spivey had gotten a new job at another division. It was his Division vs. Kate’s Division. CD was quarterback of her team-- the most demanding woman at the Division, she wasn’t going out until they won. Magda, Jinny, and Raina were playing, too. There were other women from their Division playing, too, and Kate was the coach. They had to provide their cheerleaders, too, so they had to pick some male Inspectors to do that job.

They of course, chose Nate as the main cheerleader to a bunch of usually tough guys that worked at the felony division. And the girls had insisted on them wearing short pink dresses and make up. Actually CD had helped Nate with the make up part. She had laughed her ass off and insisted on shaving his legs. And now he was rather pissed because he was the only guy with no hair left exept on his head because CD had loved to tease him and shaved everything else off as well while she was at it.

They took the field and got down and ready. CD called out plays, running the ball. She usually looked for Jinny because she knew she could always count on her to actually catch it. Raina was spunky, so she was on defensive and tackled left and right. Magda filled in wherever, not as big as the others, so she usually tossed the ball to CD.

It was supposed to be flag football, where everyone would have a flag sticking out of the back of their shorts for the defensive to pull out, but Jinny had the great idea of tackle football. Kate, of course, gave that a hell yeah, and commanded her team to get rough with Spivey’s wimps. They did, sacking their offensive over and over. CD threw great passes and Jinny and Co. caught them. Final score: 49-21. Kate’s Division out on top.

Of course Nate and his cheerleaders did their best on cheering them on and tried to dance and even tried a pyramid but that ended looking more like the tackling on the field as well. Nevertheless it caused everybody to applause and laugh. All in all they had a great time even though apart from Magda who most of the time was scared to break a nail, they all had some bruises.

After their huddle broke, CD asked her Division buddies, “Who’s up for a beer at Anchorside?” She looked at Nate, who was trying to put a pair of shorts on underneath his dress. “And she’s buying!” CD said with a laugh.

Nate shook his head and grinned. “Fine, I’ll buy everyone a drink if Jinny tackles CD right NOW!” Nate turned to put his other leg through the shorts hole and tripped over his own feet, falling to the ground.

Everyone pointed and laughed and CD just shook her head. She went over to him and helped him up. “Nate, honey, if you want to be a good cheerleader, you’re going to have to work on your balance.”

Nate growled and glared at her. "Is that another advice like 'you'll have to shave your legs, all the guys are gonna do that. And actually, you can't just shave your legs, that would look stupid. We're just gonna have to shave it all. Here let me help.'" He was still mad at her for that.

CD couldn't help but burst out laughing. "But it suits you! Really, right girls?" She asked her friends who laughed and nodded.

"Hey if I were you I'd worry that he's wearing my undies from now on." Kate said.

OMG!!! That was great you guys. It was soo funny and romantic at the same time. I hope that this isn't a one post deal. You must add more. Oh, by the way, did I meantion NOW!! lol..:lol:

OMG! That was so hilarious! :lol: OK, we need lots MMMMMMMOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!;)

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no that was definitely not a one time post for this fic!! Cat and I have been writing for HOURS at a time to bring you this!! So we'd better get more than just TWO replies next time!!! :D :)
Here's some more:
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Nate blushed a deep red and turned away. “Well, guys, it’s been fun, but see ya later.”

Jinny called after him as he was walking away. “Nate, you were buying us beer, weren’t ya? I was actually looking forward to it!”

Nate turned back, knowing Jinny was kidding. She was still on the wagon and would hopefully stay there. “Jin, if you didn’t have such mean people on your team, I’d come and buy. But, since you have her,” he pointed to CD, “making fun of me, I guess I’ll just go home and rest my aching legs.”

CD giggled. “Aw, come on ya big baby! Come with us and I’ll only make fun of you a little!” She smiled the smile only he got to see. “And why would your legs hurt? You didn’t just play football!”

Nate shook his head. “No, I didn’t, but I did attempt the splits. Found out the there’s no way in hell, and I’m pretty sure I’m never going to be able to walk straight again.

CD laughed again. "Well as long as your legs are all you hurt in that attempt..."

He glared at her. "And apart from that they hurt because you cut me!"

"What? I did not." She protested.

"Yes you did! Here!" He pointed at the tiniest scratch ever that was hardly even visible.

CD gasped in feigned shock at that. "Oh my god no! I almost killed Nate! Someone call 911 and tell them he lost a lot of blood!" They all laughed again.

"Yeah, then we're all gonna turn into vampires and drink the blood." Jinny joked. "That's way better than beer anyways."

CD laughed. “Yep, I’m sure it would be. Nate’s blood is probably really sweet, isn’t it honey?”

“Don’t talk to me, Candance DeLorenzo. I’m taking my pink dress and I’m outta here!!”

They all laughed at Nate’s attempt of a joke. “Nathan, come on now, have a sense of humor! You’re too serious and you need to loosen up a bit.” CD winked at him.

“Now you’re contradicting yourself, CD! Last night you told me to be serious, remember? When I took my tongue and put it on your.......”

“NATE!” CD interrupted him, her cheeks turning extremely red.

"Now now, we're curious." Raina giggled. "Just where did you have your tongue Inspector Basso?"

"In places that no tongue has ever seen before." He winked at her and looked at CD. "Right honey?"

"Oh I wouldn't be too sure about that." CD glared at him.

Magda asked, “What do you mean by that, CD?”

“Oh, you know, it was pretty amateur last night, Nate.” Still baring her teeth at him. “I’ve had better.”

So, tell us what u think!!:cool: :)

I :biglove: this story! It's really :lol: !

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YAY!!! More please! :D

hehe... :) Hopefully you guys have as much fun reading as we have writing it ;)

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Nate, who started out joking, was starting to get embarrassed and pissed now. “Oh, really, you, too? I was thinking that last night, but I didn’t want to say anything to hurt your feelings. But now since you’ve let it out, yeah, you were pretty boring last night. You couldn’t even keep up; I was like ‘CD, really now, you can do that so much better than what...”

Kate had heard enough of this. “Alright you two, that’s enough. You’re just saying stuff you’re going to have to apologize for at some point. I’m going to settle this now-- Nate, get better at what you do to her so she won’t complain. CD, don’t ever shave his legs again and hopefully we don't have to have this conversation EVER again. Is that clear?”

They nodded and their humor had returned.

“Okay, you two, kiss and make up!” Kate exclaimed now.

They looked at each other, and CD gave the okay with her eyes. Nate walked over to her and softly brushed his lips against hers.

Kate accepted that. “Okay, now let’s get out of here. I really need that beer right now.”

But CD and Nate didn't hear her anymore as their kiss turned more passionate and they switched from powder puff football to tonsil hockey.

Kate cleared her throat and tried again. "Guys..." But it was successless. They were in their own world.

Jinny laughed and looked at their coach. "Well YOU wanted them to kiss."

"Kiss, yes, not make out like there's no tomorrow." Kate rolled her eyes and took a bucket, filled that with water and splashed it all over them.

“Holy hell!!” Nate screamed and looked up. He hadn’t even noticed that their kiss had deepened like that in front of everyone. He’d forgotten they were on a football field and not in the privacy of their own home. “Damn, Captain, that was freezing!!”

“Serves you two right! We didn’t want to see that!” Jinny exclaimed.

“I did!!” Raina and Magda said in unison.

“Yeah, but you two are weird,” Jinny said back.

“No we’re not!!” The two again exclaimed together.

Jinny taunted back. “Are so!”

Kate shook her head. “Now you three are NOT doing this to me!! I am definitely not making you guys kiss and make up, so SHUT up, and let’s go to Anchorside, if you’re coming. If not, well, see ya tomorrow at 8.”

"Ooooh but I wanna kiss and make up!" Raina whined and looked at Jinny, making a kissy face.

"No way!" Jinny took a step back.

But there was Magda, doing the same now. "Come on Jin. Kissy kissy."

"Leave me alone!" Jinny exclaimed and ran for it, with both Magda and Raina running after her.

At that moment ADA Blumenthal arrived in his best suit. "Sorry I'm late, I had court and the judge..." He apologized when he saw what was going on. "What the hell?"

CD laughed. "They wanna kiss and make up with your girl."

He made a face at that and suddenly Jinny had seen him as well and ran up to him and jumped at him full force. "Be my knight in shining armor and rescue me!"

But he totally hadn't expected that so he fell backwards into the puddle of mud that had formed because Kate had to splash CD and Nate. Jinny landed on top of him and even though his best suit was ruined now they both laughed and he glared at Magda and Raina best he could. "Hey she's MY girl."

this is great!....keep going...:D

we keep on going without end lol. ;)

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“Where have you been, Teddy?” Jinny asked, as she helped him out of the little puddle.

“I’m sorry, honey, court ran over.” He looked at the field sadly. “I missed you play! I’m so sorry! How’d you do?”

“Well, we kicked some ass, didn’t we girls?” She looked over at the rest of them.

“Oh yeah!” they all shouted.

Teddy glanced at Nate. “And, sweety, how did you do?”

Nate looked down and noticed he was still wearing the pink dress. “Aw, dammit,” he muttered to himself as he lifted it over the top of his head. “I did just fine Teddy, thank you very much. My splits aren’t what they could’ve been though.”

Teddy laughed and put his arm around Jinny. “So what are you guys up to now?”

“We’re going to Anchorside to celebrate. Wanna come, too?” she looked at his clothes, smiling. “After you change, of course.”

He grinned. “You don’t like this look?”

“Well, I like it just fine. I don’t know if it’s appropriate though. But, hey, Nate’s not appropriate either, so why not wear that?” She motioned at him and chuckled.

They all looked over at Nate as he was scrounging around looking for his shirt that he brought with him for when he was done cheerleading. “CD, do you know where my shirt’s at? I don’t remember what I did with it.”

CD grinned, knowing exactly where it was. “Yes, Nate, of course I know where it is. You left it by your make up bag, remember?”

Everyone laughed as CD walked over to a bench, picked up her make up bag and lifted the shirt from underneath it. “Nate, I think you’re going to need this,” she handed him the shirt, “and this.” She pulled out some make up remover. “As cute as you look, it would be better if everyone else couldn’t see your true beauty when you wear make up.”

At that point Nate decided that offense was the best defense and donned the dress again and blinked at her innocently. "What are you jealous that some other guy could hit on a beautiful lady like me?"

CD laughed again. "Go ahead and try your luck." She was sure he'd drop the dress again right away.

But she was wrong. He walked up to Teddy, swaying his ass like a model on the catwalk, which caused even more laughter. He then blinked at Teddy. "Hey you." He purred seductively.

Teddy tried to keep a straight face and decided to play along. "Hey yourself... now what is a beautiful lady like yourself doing in a place like this?" He gave 'her' the corniest line he could think of.

"Waiting for my Mr Right." Nate cracked, his voice pitched up.

"Now really? What a coincidence! My name is Right." He did his best 007 imitation. "James Right."

Jinny groaned at that comment. "Oh my gosh, CD, why do we put ourselves through this?"

CD grinned. "I don’t know, Jin. It’s obvious that those two are meant for each other." CD linked arms with Jinny. "I guess you’ll be my date to Anchorside then." They started walking towards their cars. Nate and Teddy linked arms as well, and Raina, Kate, and Magda all followed far behind, hoping not to be seen with the other four.

Catcalls came from Spivey’s team when Nate and Teddy walked by. "Thank you, thank you," they said in unison.

"Those guys are ridiculous," Jinny said to CD.

CD smiled. "Yeah, but you gotta love em."

Jinny nodded. "And that we do."

Write MMMOOORRREEE! ASAP. okay? :happyface

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Originally posted by croatian_princess
Write MMMOOORRREEE! ASAP. okay? :happyface

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okay :)

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Anchorside was buzzing when all of them arrived. Nate and Teddy had both changed and had swithched partners-- CD and Nate were hand in hand, Teddy and Jin likewise. Everyone was talking about the Division’s big win over Spivey. The Anchorside owners bought the first round for the players and cheerleaders, while, as promised, Nate bought the second. They sat around toasting and laughing, everyone having a good time. Every once in awhile, CD would put her hand on Nate’s thigh, just to remind him that she was thinking of him.

CD looked up into Nate’s eyes. "Hey, Nate?"

"What is it, CD?" He smiled at her.

She whispered into his ear. "Did I ever tell you that smooth, silky legs turn me on?"

Nate blushed and whispered back. "CD, what are you saying?"

"I’m saying we should leave soon." She grinned mischeviously

"Candace, you’re sick." He made a face.

She looked at him weirdly. "What are you talking about?"

"If you like smooth, silky legs, does that mean you’re attracted to other women?" He had jumped to conclusions and that idea scared him.

"No, you sicko!" she shouted, forgetting that she was supposed to be whispering, since she was just talking to him.

Kate looked up. "Oh, PLEASE don’t start this again!" she exclaimed from the other side of the table.

Nate grinned back at his captain. "Sorry, Cap, we won’t start anything. Actually we should probably get going, huh, CD?"

CD smiled and looked at Kate. "Yeah, Cap, we had some other plans for today. We’re gonna leave then."

Kate nodded. "Okay, guys, we’ll see ya later."

"Alright," they said. "Bye guys!"

"Bye CD! Bye Nate!" everyone shouted as the two went through the front exit.

After they had gone Jinny nudged Teddy and motioned towards the exit. He frowned at first but then she gave him a meaningful look and he got it. "Ooooh." He checked his watch and yawned. "We uhhh probably should get going as well, huh?"

"Good idea." Jinny nodded and yawned herself.

Magda chuckled because she was suspecting that neither of them was actually tired. "Be safe."

Jinny gave her a small glare at that and Teddy wrapped his arm around her as they said their goodbyes and left.

Nate pulled up to CD’s apartment in record time. He raced over to the other side, like he usually did, and opened the passenger door for her. They walked hand in hand into her place and quickly shut the door.

“Jeez, Nate, I thought we’d never get here. I was about ready to tell you to pull over because I didn’t think I could wait any longer!” CD obviously was glad they were home.

Nate grabbed her middle and pulled her close. “I know EXACTLY what you mean. Come here, you.” He grabbed her neck and put his mouth all over hers. Her mouth opened up for him, and he shoved his way in. She hungrily met his tongue in the middle, and they played hockey more intently this time. He grabbed at her football jersey and ripped it over her head. She felt her way through his thin shirt before taking it off of him.

He picked her up and carried her, like a groom carries his bride over the threshold, into her bedroom. As soon as they had reached the bed they tore the rest of each other's clothes off. "I'll show ya 'you've had better' Nate muttered and went down on her immediately.

CD enjoyed that immensely and when the lay in each others arms eventually, both panting heavily. "Okay, that was better than yesterday." CD grinned at him. "But what I meant was that I've had better, yeah, but from you" she winked at him.

He laughed. "Oh you!" And claimed another kiss from her before she pushed him back on the bed and returned the favor. She kissed her way down his body, stopping at his stomach and drawing out her tongue.

She sexily slid her weapon around and around his belly button, while her hands were all over the place, starting at his chest. She slowly stroked his upper body, and then moved south. Her hands rested on each inner thigh, gently caressing that sensitive area. He moaned as she did it, and she rose her head back up to his to capture his mouth. Her hands went faster and she could feel what she was doing to him on her own thigh. CD looked into his eyes. “Nate, I’m ready to go.”

He didn't need to hear that twice and gently laid her back down on the bed again and claimed her mouth again as he entered her. She moaned as her walls adjusted around him. She still couldn't believe how incredible he made her feel. Slowly he started to move and at the same time played with her breasts.

Her hands found their way in between their bodies and she massaged his balls. Their caresses turned them on all the more and they continued to increase their pace. She rode him like there was no tomorrow and was not stopping until he did. She moved her hands to his ass and gently shoved him, penetrating him in further. “More, dammit, more.”

He laughed at how erotic she was acting. He kicked into super mode and they went at it like there was no tomorrow. Finally, after a very long period of time, they came to a conclusion. They panted and gasped for air as they collapsed on top of one another. Nate brought her into his arms and gently held his slightly trembling CD. CD snuggled close to him, as she yawned and closed her eyes.

“Tired, honey?” Nate asked as he push a strand of hair out of her face.

She nodded. “Football will do that to ya.”

"Football huh?" He kissed her temple.

"Of course." She grinned. "And just that. You don't believe you'd wear me down, do ya?"

He chuckled. "No way, of course not." Then he had to yawn himself. "But you wear me out."

"Then go to sleep. Sweet dreams my love." She kissed him again.

"I love you too and sweet dreams yourself." He kissed her back and snuggling close to each other they fell asleep.

2 words,.... More please.

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PS, this is so good. i'm writing my own right now, and i need some ideas.
Thanx, ~Jordan

Originally posted by croatian_princess
2 words,.... More please.

:cat:

PS, this is so good. i'm writing my own right now, and i need some ideas.
Thanx, ~Jordan

Thank you very much for always posting on our story!!! LOL, I think you and JinnyGirl88 are the only ones reading!!! So everyone else, note to self-- post your comments NOW!!! Or I'll tell Cat to stop posting it!! :D :)

Hmmm, ideas, huh?!! Well, let's see. There's a lot of cd/nate fics here, which i LOVE :cool: , but how about a teddy/jinny fic?!! With a lot of CD and Nate, too. :D Just a suggestion!:rolleyes:

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
Thank you very much for always posting on our story!!! LOL, I think you and JinnyGirl88 are the only ones reading!!! So everyone else, note to self-- post your comments NOW!!! Or I'll tell Cat to stop posting it!! :D :)

:nonono: :nonono: :nonono:

Didn't you read the rules?? In section 28354-2974, it says:
"No Stopping Posts If JinnyGirl88 Is Reading Them And Absolutely LOVES The Fic."

Now do you really want to break the rules? HUH??
POST MORE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!! :)

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
:nonono: :nonono: :nonono:

Didn't you read the rules?? In section 28354-2974, it says:
"No Stopping Posts If JinnyGirl88 Is Reading Them And Absolutely LOVES The Fic."

Now do you really want to break the rules? HUH??
POST MORE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!! :)

LOL, yeah I remeber that part, it's right under
"No Stopping Posts If CD DELORENZO Is Reading Them And Absolutely LOVES The Fic."
and above
"If candace~n~nathan tells CD DeLorenzo to stop posting CD DeLorenzo has to obey immediately."

So I think I can squeeze another post in, seeing she hasn't actually told me to stop yet... but the threat is there, so better make her happy and post comments, or else she's gonna tell me to stop I'm afraid... and then there's nothing I can do...

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The bright sunshine shone through the window VERY early in the morning. CD stirred as the ray caught a glimpse in her eyes. She groaned rolling over and saw lucky Nate still fast asleep. *I won’t stand for this* she thought to herself. *If I have to wake up, then so does he.* She sat up and turned her body to where she was right over him. She lifted a leg and slid it across to the other side of his body. She was in position. As fast as she could, she threw her hands on his love handles and tickled the living daylights out of him.

Nate woke with a start. “What the hell??” he shouted as he started giggling ferociously. She quickly moved to his feet where she knew he’s most ticklish.

Nate squirmed and shouted, “CD, stop, stop it PLEASE!! You know I can’t stand to be....AHHHHH!!! STOP!!!” He rolled around, trying his hardest to get away from her. He tossed himself off of the bed and threw CD down as well.

“OW!” she shouted as her tailbone hit the hard floor.

He stood up and said, “Ha! Serves you right for tickling the crap out of me!! You’re going to get it now!” he shouted as she stood up to run away. He chased after her, until she reached the bathroom and locked herself inside of it.

“Now try and get me!!” she yelled, as she heard a noise from outside. It was her cellphone going off.

Nate answered, talked to whoever was calling, and hung up. CD came out of the bathroom. “Who was it?”

“Cap needs us in ASAP.” He sighed.

“Damn, I guess no more tickling for now, huh?” she smiled as he shook his head.

“No, but I DEFINITELY owe you!” he grinned back.

"We should take a shower though." CD said.

Nate put his hands on her waist and kissed her. "How about we save some time and take it together?"

"Good plan." She pulled him into the bathroom with her and they kissed right away.

Of course in the end what was supposed to save them time only cost them more time because they weren't able to keep their hands off each other and had given in to the temptation of making love right there and then.

So instead of having breakfast they just had to rush to work and didn't even have the time to dry their hair. They walked into Cap's office, both with still wet hair and looking like they didn't get much sleep.

Kate looked up when two of her Inspectors came running through her office door. “Uh, you two running a little late? I know I said be here as soon as you can, but you could’ve used a blowdryer or SOMETHING!”

Nate looked over at CD. Her hair was frizzing a little in the front and his was sticking up in the back. They were panting a little from hustling into the Division. The bags under their eyes were obvious.

“You two ever think about sleeping?” Kate asked suspiciously.

Nate smiled and looked down. “Well, not lately, Cap.”

CD giggled as he said that. “Yeah, I guess we’ll have to start going to bed earlier, Captain.”

Kate shook her head and mumbled under her breath, “Or start sleeping in separate beds to keep your hands off of each other.”

CD looked at her. “KATE! I can’t believe you just said that!”

Kate shook her head and grinned. “Well, it’s the truth, isn’t it?” CD and Nate blushed, and Kate laughed. “Okay, ANYWAY, I have your next assignment for you. It’s a little different from what you’re used to.”

“What’s the situation, Cap?” Nate asked her.

“Well, there’s been a string of prostitutes being found murdered in relatively the same neighborhood. These ladies are independents and are making a hell of a lot of money, so that could be a motive for the murders.” Kate started to explain.

“So what do you want us to do? Question other prostitutes in the area and ask them what to look for?” CD asked.

“Well, not exactly, CD” Kate had a little smirk on her face. “You two have a different job than usual, like I said.”

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
"If candace~n~nathan tells CD DeLorenzo to stop posting CD DeLorenzo has to obey immediately."

So I think I can squeeze another post in, seeing she hasn't actually told me to stop yet... but the threat is there, so better make her happy and post comments, or else she's gonna tell me to stop I'm afraid... and then there's nothing I can do...

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I guess you can continue to post, but if people don't start responding, then I guess we'll just stop writing!! :) :p :rolleyes:

I think I know what they have 2 do! But post more ASAP so that I can find out for sure,...
And I am going to stear my story in a different direction, and were Teddy and Jin good 2gether? I haven't seen any epi's w/ them, and I also wanna know what Angela's last name was.
But ANYWAYS, luv the story.

~Jordan

Originally posted by croatian_princess
I think I know what they have 2 do! But post more ASAP so that I can find out for sure,...
And I am going to stear my story in a different direction, and were Teddy and Jin good 2gether? I haven't seen any epi's w/ them, and I also wanna know what Angela's last name was.
But ANYWAYS, luv the story.

~Jordan

LOL I'm dying to know what your guess is, but somehow I doubt you guessed THIS lol...
Teddy and Jinny were GREAT together. Almost as good as CD and Nate ;)
And Angela's last name was Reide...
and if you wanna know anything else... shoot. :)

and everybody be good and nice to Lisa while I;m gone, is that clear?

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"Meaning?" CD asked, getting slightly annoyed.

"Meaning it's an undercover assignment." Kate couldn't help but smirk even more.

CD groaned. "Oh nooo! Not again! You know how much I hate..."

But Kate shook her head and cut her off. "Not you... him." She looked at Nate.

"Excuse me?!?" He couldn't believe his ears.

"Like I just said, those ladies were independants. And the main reason for that is because they weren't exactly ladies but men in drag. And seeing Nate still has his legs shaved anyways..." She had to laugh now.

Nate growled. "Ha, ha, ha, very funny." He muttered.

Kate stopped laughing. “Sorry, Nate, but I’m serious. You’re going undercover, starting tonight.”

Nate shook his head. “Is this some kind of sick joke?” He looked at CD. “Seriously, CD, what’s going on?? Joke’s over okay? Ha,ha.”

CD frowned. “Nate, it’s not a joke. I haven’t talked to Cap since the last time we were together. It’s for real, isn’t it, Cap?”

Kate nodded. “Yep, it’s for real. Nate, I need you to get fitted for tonight. We have some stuff layed out for you to choose from.” She laughed. “Or you could choose something that you have at home to wear.”

Nate was furious. “CAPTAIN! I don’t like this assignment at all, I do NOT have anything to wear, and I’m getting really pissed off at everyone making fun of me!”

CD and Kate looked at each other and tried their very hardest to keep from cracking up. “Nate, we’re sorry. No more jokes, alright?” CD said, with a half grin on her face.

Nate growled,” Well, while I’m parading myself, AGAIN, as a hot chick, what will my partner be doing?”

"Go home and count my dresses... have you seen my short black dress that I love by the way?" CD just couldn't resist. "Maybe I should look at your place..."

Nate glared at her. "I HATE YOU!" He pointed at her and stormed out of the office while Kate and CD burst out laughing until they had trouble breathing.

CD managed to regain her composure eventually though and looked at Kate. "I better go and help him get dressed and all..."

Kate chuckled and nodded. "As long as you don't help each other to get undressed around here..."

"Uhhh no, of course not." CD mumbled and remembered the countless times she and Nate had snuck off to make out in the supply closet, elevator or an empty interrogation room already. They were damn lucky that they hadn't been caught yet. Especially because she knew Kate would seperate them because they had an agreement that they could remain partners as long as they kept their relationship out of the office and their work wasn't suffering.

I was 1/2 correct. I knew someone would have to dress up, and I didn't know for sure if it was both of them, or just CD, or Nate, for that disturbing, but very hilarious matter (+ picture in my mind, hehe), but whateva you say.

~Jordan

OK, the only ?s I thought of was,.. why did Angela leave? And why did Teddy leave? And, not to upset u, but I do not know yet if this is gonna be a CD/Nate story, although, I am hoping she won't die so they can be together forever, and all that mushy-gushy stuff. And I need some good juicy stuff 4 this story, so if you have anything, or u wanna help me write this, it would be great! Thanx. :)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL, yeah I remeber that part, it's right under
"No Stopping Posts If CD DELORENZO Is Reading Them And Absolutely LOVES The Fic."
and above
"If candace~n~nathan tells CD DeLorenzo to stop posting CD DeLorenzo has to obey immediately."

So I think I can squeeze another post in, seeing she hasn't actually told me to stop yet... but the threat is there, so better make her happy and post comments, or else she's gonna tell me to stop I'm afraid... and then there's nothing I can do...

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Okay I am reading I just haven't had time to post that I am reading. Did that make any sense. Nice job guys. Keep up the good work and don't stop posting I think not that would be cruel now wouldn't it and I don't see you all being cruel. lol.

Hey guys, thought I'd post some more of this!!
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CD walked out of Kate’s office and wiped the grin from her mouth. She went to the
men’s room and knocked on the door. “Nate?” she asked. “Are you in there?”
A reply came from inside, “No, he’s not, maybe you should try the ladies’.”
CD smiled. “Nate, I’m sorry, it was too much to resist. Look, I came to help you get ready
for tonight.”
“CD, I don’t need your help. I’ll manage just fine without your rude comments
and remarks.”
She frowned, knowing she had taken it too far, and slightly opened the door. She
saw him looking into the mirror, looking right back into her eyes. She walked on in and
sat down on the sink counter. “Nate, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to keep making fun of you. I
should’ve stopped after awhile, but it got really easy because the situation you’re in.” She
looked up at him, but he had turned his face away from her. “Nate, look at me. I said I
was sorry.” She held out her arms. “Come here, honey.”
Nate turned back to look at her. She was just too beautiful to stay mad at for too
long. He wished he could’ve kept up his strong routine for a while longer, but he knew he
couldn’t. She knew he had folded, too.
He went into her arms, and she kissed the top of his head. “CD?” Nate asked.
CD looked up. “Yeah?”
“Ya know I still hate you though, right?”
She grinned as she kissed him on the lips. A long, deep kiss that spiraled all the
way down his body. She took her tongue and swept it along his teeth, working her way in.
She grabbed his neck and pressed her body closer to him. He responded with fire.
Eventually, they broke for a breath. CD smiled at him, HIS smile. “Now do you
still hate me?” she asked.
He grabbed her back for more; kissing her mouth with all the passion he could
muster up. “Mmmmm,” was all he could say, as he left her lips and traveled to her neck.
He sucked on it for awhile, leaving a bite of love.
She fumbled with his shirt, trying her hardest to get it off. Footsteps were coming
closer and closer to the door. They didn’t hear them over the noises they were making.
“Nate, you in there?” Raina asked as she knocked on the door.
The two of them froze. “Uh, yeah, Raina, I’m in here.”
“Okay, Cap wants to know if you’re ready yet. You’ve been missing for like 10
minutes, and they’re ready to fit you for something. She didn’t say for what though; do
you already know?”
Nate blushed. “Yeah, she already told me. I’ll be there in a second.”
“Okay, that’s fine. Listen, have you seen your partner? She disappeared, too”
Nate looked at CD. “No, I haven’t seen her; have you checked the ladies’?”
“Yeah, she wasn’t there.”
“Oh,” Nate said. <<Dammit, now what?>> he thought. “Um, well, I’ll come out
and see if I can find her.”
CD went into one of the stalls as Nate opened the door to leave. He went to
“search” for CD, and Raina returned to her desk. Five minutes later, CD quietly stepped
out of the men’s room. Of course, she did this at the same time Raina happened to look
up from a file.
“Uh, hey, Raina! There was a long line for the women’s room, so why not use the
other, right?!” CD tried to laugh it off.
Raina shook her head and laughed. “Man, you and Nate need to get checked out
or something. You both have problems with your sexuality, don’t you??”
“Uh, yep we do, that’s why I was in there!” CD replied as she began to walk to the
interrogation room. “I guess we DO need to get that checked out.” She walked to the door
of the interview room and mumbled, “I wish I could’ve checked out HIS sexuality before
you interrupted us, RAINA.”

Raina just heard her name. "What?" She called out.
"How's your own sex life doing, eh?" CD called out back now, at which Raina blushed
big time.
"Ehhhh... uuuh..." She quickly buried her head in some files again.
Chuckling CD entered the room where Kate and Nate were waiting already.

Well, what do all of you think?!!:cool:

I think this is like the worst fanfic I'"ve ever read!!!!!!!!! Who writes crap like this? Now really, it's a shame you had the nerve to post this!!!! ;p
Anyhow, I found a WAY expensive internet booth here, and I just came online to say I'll be staying til Monday cause our car broke down and yeah, long story.... *hugs* i miss you all guys,
love, cat

Post more ASAP. It's getting good.

~Jordan

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
I think this is like the worst fanfic I'"ve ever read!!!!!!!!! Who writes crap like this? Now really, it's a shame you had the nerve to post this!!!! ;p
Anyhow, I found a WAY expensive internet booth here, and I just came online to say I'll be staying til Monday cause our car broke down and yeah, long story.... *hugs* i miss you all guys,
love, cat


I can't go on!!! I don't think I have the strength to post anymore until I hear from cat again!!!!:( :( :( :( :(

cat, we miss you!!! :bighug:

Okay, so I lied!! Here's more!!!:D
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Kate looked up when CD entered. “CD, where in the hell have you been?”
“Sorry, Cap, I was looking for Nate, and we must have missed each other.” She
looked at all the feminine clothing lying on the table. “So, where do we start?”
Nate looked at Kate and CD. “I want this over as soon as possible, so what are we
doing first?”
Kate looked at CD. “Well, should we start with undergarments?”
CD grinned. “Yeah, I definitely think we should. Which one first, Nate, bra or
panties?”
Nate growled. "No way in hell. I'm keeping my boxers on and that's that.
"Nate, that's not possible." Kate said. "You need to go undercover and you need this
disguise. No discussion. "
He growled again. "Thong it is." CD chuckled and held up a black thong with matching
black bra.
"You live to torture, don't you?" He snatched the things away from her.
"Oh, I'm seeing it as payback time for all the times you tortured me." She chuckled.
"Oh wait!" He glared at her even more and leaped forward, at which she took off and ran
out of the room, Nate chasing after her immediately. Kate followed them into the bullpen
and whistled with two fingers, which made everybody, including CD and Nate, stop dead
in their tracks. She pointed at the double doors. "What is written there? PRESCHOOL or
FELONY DIVISION?" She yelled and glared at CD and Nate. "BOTH OF YOU BACK
IN THERE!" She now pointed at the room again and walked back inside.

A little short, but that's it for now!!!! FEEDBACK!!!:) :cool:

MMMMOOOORRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) I really wanna see what happens to Nate, and I want Cat to answer more ?'s.

~Jordan

hey hey.... we're about to drive bak again, so I'll be back soon, I missed you too *hugs* and I'll answer all questions when I'm back again. I don't have the time here cause this thing is too expensive, sorry. cyaaaaaaaaaaaa :)
Daach (however that is spelled.... lol)

OK, we need MMMOOORRREEE! ASAP.

~Jordan

heeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!!!!! Guess who's back :)

As for the q's... they never said why either Angela or Teddy left, so that's open to speculation. And as for our story... keep on reading and you'll see :)

and here's my first post after being back :)

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CD looked at Nate and started laughing. He laughed back, until they reached the doors of the room Kate was in, and they immediately shut their mouths.

“Okay,” Kate replied, highly annoyed. “We have the undergarments. On to more important things-- your outfit. Dress or mini skirt?”

Nate could not believe this was happening to him. “Cap, how should I know? I don’t know what I would look good in; I’m a GUY! I don’t feel like one right now, but I am!”

Kate sighed. “Nate, use your imagination.” She looked at CD. “All right, Nate. Look at CD for a second.”

He turned and looked at CD, as she grinned at him.

“Okay, now tell me something.” Kate held up a short red dress and a pink mini skirt. “Which one would you rather see CD in?”

Nate looked at Kate, completely bewildered that she just asked him that. *How can I answer that question to my BOSS?!* he thought. *Especially when I’d choose for CD to be wearing nothing at all.*

CD could tell he was having trouble. “Just do it, Nate. Which one?”

His eyes shifted from her face to her body. “Well, if I had legs like those, I’d definitely choose the mini skirt. Since I don’t, though, I don’t know what....”

“Okay, it’s settled, pink mini it is.” Kate sat the mini skirt on the table with the thong and bra. “On to the tops.”

"Hey, I have another question, what is SHE gonna do anyways?" He pointed at CD. "I mean apart from the fashion tips..."

"She's going to be in a car, observing." Kate said and held up a belly free orange top and a white blouse. "Which one?"

CD took the blouse. "This one. Not buttoned but knotted in the front, so the belly will be free anyways. And since it's white and the bra is black he's gonna be showing all he's got..." Then she looked at Nate's chest. "Though... no offense, but have you ever considered implants honey?"

“CD! SHUT THE HELL UP!! I mean it, if you’re just here to make fun of me, then get out.”

Kate looked at Nate’s chest and nodded. “CD’s right, Nate. We DO need to do something with those. We could use sox or something. We’ll worry about that once you got the outfit on.” She looked at the blouse. “All right, if we’re knotting this up, though, you’re going to need to shave that part of your stomach.”

Nate looked at CD and frowned. “Don’t worry about that, Cap. SHE already took care of that before powder puff.”

CD grinned and nodded in agreement.

Kate smiled. “Okay then.” She turned to her supplies. “Alright, on to legs.” She pulled out a pair of fishnet hoes. “Okay, Nate, you’re going to need these.”

He groaned, but nodded.

Then she pulled out the heels. “Finally, we have shoes. We going with a major heel, a sort of combat boot, or these flats?”

"Flats!" Nate said right away but both CD and Kate shook their heads.

"Looking at what else you're wearing the flats won't work." Kate said and put them away again.

CD nodded. "Neither the combat boots. I mean you're not THAT cheap... you do have SOME classe... the high heels."

"Gee thanks a lot" He glared at her again.

"Nate.." CD said and sighed and then realized something else. "Hey, he needs another name as well, huh?"

Kate nodded. "Any suggestions for a hooker name?"

"How about Candy?" Nate smirked as he jumped right in as soon as he saw his chance to make fun of CD in return now.

!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Hehehe. :lol: That was good. Welcome back, and hope u post more ASAP.

~Jordan

Originally posted by croatian_princess
Hehehe. :lol: That was good. Welcome back, and hope u post more ASAP.

~Jordan

Thanks :)

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“Nate, you’re an ass, ya know that?” CD glared at him.

Nate put on his best offended look. “ME?! I’m appalled, CD! You’re the one making fun of me all the time. So now how do you like it?!”

“Nate, I....” CD started.

Kate interrupted. “Inspectors, can we please finish this, so we can get you two set up and ready to go?” They nodded. “Okay, thank you. The name Candy is fine; it seems sleazy enough.” She stopped to what CD’s reaction and laughed as her face became totally pissed. “ANYWAY, on to make up. Nate, you want CD to do your make up? If she does it like she did it at the powderpuff game, then it’ll be perfect.”

Nate nodded. “Yeah, she can do it, I don’t care.”

Kate looked at CD and saw her agree. “Okay, then, I think I’m done. Any questions?” They both shook their heads no. “All right, CD, start on his make up. Can I trust you two to behave like ADULTS and INSPECTORS while I go get a cup of coffee and more files for you two to look at before you leave?”

They both grinned and nodded. “You two, I’m serious. No more horseplay. I’ll be right back then.” She took a deep breath and left the room."Maybe Louis was right and I should have retired from this kindergarden." She muttered and went to get her much needed coffee.

Meanwhile back in the room CD rummaged through the make up that was there and looked up again to see Nate still standing there and looking at his outfit perplexed. "Nate, when Kate comes back and we're not ready yet she's gonna be even angrier. Now move it, get dressed."

"Shouldn't I get undressed first?" He winked at her.

She smirked. "True. But only you, not me. Though I wouldn't mind helping you..." She walked up to him and reached out to start getting him out of his clothes.

"Nuh uh." He took a step back. "No touching allowed." He winked at her and started to strip for her.

"Whoa..." She gasped but enjoyed the show even though she wanted to get her hands all over him badly.

He slowly unbuttoned his shirt and draped it around her once he got it off. He smiled as his unbuttoned his pants and SLOWLY unzipped them. CD couldn’t hold back any longer and lunged at ‘em. She finished unzipping them and shoved them down to his ankles. She captured his mouth as she began to slide his boxers down.

Nate pulled back and shook a finger at her. “Uh, uh, you heard what the boss said.”

“Yeah, I heard what she said,” CD whispered into his ear. “And we’re following what she said.”

Nate looked at her puzzled. “We are?”

She nodded. “She said to behave like adults. This is a pretty adult thing, don’t ya think?” She pulled him close to her, his naked body pressed up against her. She entrapped his tongue in her mouth, not letting him pull away.

He walked out of his jeans and boxers as she reached for the thong. She picked it up and looked at him. “Can I do it?” She asked.

Nate nodded and grinned. “You’re going to get pleasure out of me wearing a thong?”

CD smiled. “Ya got that right, baby. You in a thong means I have better exposure to your ass.”

Nate laughed and let her slide the thong into place. “You’re crazy, honey.”

“I know,” she whispered seductively in his ear.

"But that's why I love you." He whispered back and claimed another kiss from her. "My Candygirl." He smirked at her broadly. She glared at him and smacked his exposed butt. "Hey OUCH!" He yelled.

She laughed. "Serves you right."

He rubbed his butt and growled. "Sadist."

"Only with you cutie." She winked at him. "Now here's your bra... try to squeeze your boobs in there."

this is so boring.
please no more.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
this is so boring.
please no more.:rolleyes:

yeah I agree. This fic sucks! I can't understand how anybody can write something like this crap!

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
this is so boring.
please no more.:rolleyes:


:eek: !!WHAT!!! but you luv cat's fics how could you say that!!?? i mean, IM reading this fic! if im reading it than it must not be boring!lol and this fic doesn't ven have teddy in it!!!!!!!!!:eek: THATS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:

Originally posted by *Nancy Mckeon*
:eek: !!WHAT!!! but you luv cat's fics how could you say that!!?? i mean, IM reading this fic! if im reading it than it must not be boring!lol and this fic doesn't ven have teddy in it!!!!!!!!!:eek: THATS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:

lol, I was just kidding because I'm writing this fic too!!! :D :) :cool:
have no fear, I could never say anything bad about cat's fics!!!! :)

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
lol, I was just kidding because I'm writing this fic too!!! :D :) :cool:
have no fear, I could never say anything bad about cat's fics!!!! :)

LOL yeah, we have so much fun writing this together, so we tease each other about it. LOL And I know Lisa hates my fics. She wouldn't even read em if I wasn't forcing her to read all that crap. Right ?
Oh and Teddy is in it actually. I mean it's majorly CD/Nate but the others are there as well.

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"One more joke and I swear you're gonna sleep on the couch tonight!" He pointed at her.

"In my appartment? I don't think so." She retorted.

"Fine, then I'm gonna sleep on the couch." He still glared at her.

"On your own maybe." She glared back.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean now?" He shot back.

"That means I'm not taking other women home. Sorry sweetie but I'm not gay." She burst out laughing.

"Damn you CD! You're such a bitch sometimes!" He wasn't amused at all.

"Excuse me? What did you just call me?" Now she was getting pissed as well.

"You heard me!" He yelled.

"Slut!" She yelled back.

"Bimbo!" Nate still glared at her.

Jinny had just walked by when she heard the yelling and decided to check on that. She opened the door to find two “ladies” screaming at the top of their lungs.. “What the hell is this?” She exclaimed.

Nate turned around to face her and Kate who had returned at the same moment. "What the hell is going on again now?" She aske furiously.

"A catfight." Jinny chuckled after having seen that Nate was only wearing the thong, and the bra was only half on. “Wow, Nate, that’s a side of you I NEVER wanted to see.”

Kate tried to end this circus show. “All right, Jinny, back to work. I’ll handle this.” Jinny laughed and glanced once more, and Kate turned to the 'women' causing the hissy fit. “Nate, PLEASE!” She put her hand over her eyes. “Keep your skirt on! We don’t wanna see that!”

Nate growled. “Dammit, Cap, I’m trying to get ready! This is hard enough, but with you two broads always on my case, it’s impossible to do this!”

CD’s mouth started to run again. “Nate, what did you just call your boss? Wow, he’s probably in some deep sh-it, huh, captain?”

Kate sighed. “CD, stop trying to cause trouble.” She picked up the rest of Nate’s attire. “Nate, finish getting dressed. CD, back to your desk. When he’s dressed and ready, you can do his make up OUT THERE, at your desks, where I can watch you closely.”

“Cap, we weren’t doing anything wrong, he was just getting dre.....” CD started.

“CD, you’re lucky that I didn’t walk in on anything, or you would’ve found yourself partnering with Raina. Forever. Keep your hands to yourself, keep your comments to yourself. We have a murder case here, and I want to solve it ASAP, otherwise Nate’ll be out every night attracting men till we catch the bad guy. Got it?” They both nodded. “Good,” she replied as she walked out the door. *I guess next time those two will get a time out and sit in a corner, elementary school style. That would probably be the only way to get them to stop going at it.* she thought to herself.

Hehe. That was good! Post more SOOOOOOOOOON!

~Jordan

I hope this is soon enough :) If not... oh well...

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CD grumbled but went back to her desk. A couple of moments later Nate stuck his head out of the room again though. "Hey shhh, CD" He whispered.

She heard him and looked up. "What?" She whispered back.

He motioned her to come over.

CD shook her head and motioned towards Kate's office to remind him she couldn't.

But Nate nodded and gave her an intense look and again motioned her to come over.

She sighed and made sure Kate wasn't watching before she walked up to him. "What?" She asked.

He just pulled her inside and kissed her passionately but then broke the kiss again and turned around. "Okay, I need your help here... I can't close that damn skirt..." Once more he tried to reach the zipper behind his back. "And while you're at it... how the hell do you women close bras? I mean opening em, no problem, I can do that." He smirked at her. "But closing..."

CD grinned. “Nate, you’re a dork.” She turned him around and fixed his bra. “There ya go, honey. All set.”

“Thanks, babe. We should probably get out there before she comes in here and tackles us.” He chuckled.

CD kissed him on the cheek and then on the lips. “Don’t worry, I could take her.”

Nate looked at her with a puzzled look.

CD grinned. “Powder puff, remember?”

Nate laughed. “Oh, yeah.” He grabbed her by the middle. “Well, in that case, come here you.” He kissed her mouth tenderly, and she responded in a fury. His hands moved down her back and to her butt, where he slowly cupped. She groaned at his touch, begging him for more. The kissed deepened, and CD put her hands on Nate’s ass, too, and she pushed him over to the table. He sat down on it, and she sat herself onto his lap and let her hands roam all over his body.

Nate suddenly stopped.

“Nate, what the hell are you doing?” CD demanded.

“CD, we gotta get out there. Cap will KILL us and then separate us if we’re not doing our work.” He sighed.

CD frowned and got off of his lap and sighed. “You’re right.” She quickly helped him to get into the rest of the clothes and made syre he looked presentable. “Let’s go.” She grabbed his hand and the two of them left the room and went to their desks.

Kate walked out of her office when she hadn't seen CD at her desk. Then she saw them walk out of the room together, Nate dressed into his outfit already. She had to chuckle a little but then gave them a stern look. "Didn't I tell you to..."

But CD cut her off. "He just needed help with his bra."

Kate gave them a look, not quite buying that and checked her watch. "Well you have 20 minutes for the make up."

"No problem" CD said and got to work right away. Once she was done with the make up she put a blonde wig over his hair, it was the same one that she usually wore when she had to go undercover as hooker. "Perfect." She smirked and winked at Nate.

He rolled his eyes and turned around when he heard loud laughter.

Madga and Jinny had walked in and couldn't stop to laugh.

"Now now Nate, who woulda known that you're a crossdresser... decided that it's time for your coming out huh?" Magda laughed even harder.

Nate glared at them and Jinny snatched a piece of paper and rolled it into a tube and held it in front of her mouth, pretending it was a microphone. "Welcome to a brand new episode of the Jinny Exstead show... those cases that are too hot for Jerry Springer, we have them. Our guest today: Nathan Basso. Once a tough cop, dealing with the worst scum, he decided it was time to follow his true calling... now let's welcome him... ehh her... ehhh... anyhow." She held the 'microphone' in front of him.

While everybody else was laughing their asses off he glared at her. "Fu-ck you Jinny!"

"No thanks... but that brings us to our next guest... his girlfriend Candace..." She now walked up to CD. "Now how are you coping with this my dear?"

CD decided to play along and pretended to start crying. "I... I can't believe it... my Nate... no, that's not my Nate anymore... and it came out of the blue... one day... at a football game... he was one of the cheerleaders!!!!!!! Can you imagine my shock?" She sobbed.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that is 2 good. The Jinny Exstead Show, gawd. OK, post more ASAP.

~Jordan

Originally posted by croatian_princess
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that is 2 good. The Jinny Exstead Show, gawd. OK, post more ASAP.

~Jordan

That's THE talk show you shouldn't miss! I'm tellin ya lol

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Everyone laughed hysterically. Nate tried to laugh it off with them, but his pissy mood just became worse when it seemed like no one was EVER going to stop making fun of him.

“Ha, ha guys,” he said. “ok, let’s do this, so I can get out of these damn clothes for good.”

“Now, Nate,” Jinny said into her mic, “we all know that those clothes will show up at your house once this is all over. We know about the life you secretly live; come on now, you can tell. We’re your friends!” Everyone said yes they were, agreeing with Jinny. “So, between you and your friends, those clothes are going home with ya, aren’t they?”

Nate had a little smirk on his face as he shook his head. “You’re right, Jerry. Oops, I mean Jinny. They ARE coming home with me.” He glanced at CD. “CD needs some new clothes for when we go out on dates to those cheap hotels she takes me to.”

"Now that is an interesting revelation we have here..." Jinny said and held the mic in front of CD again. "Do you want to give a statement to that?"

CD nodded and sighed. "Yes I do... I'm sick of all the lies... it's time for the truth."

Kate walked in, looking puzzled and wondered what the hell was going on again now... but one thing was certain, with this gang, it never got boring.

"SHE..." CD pointed at Kate "... pimps both Nate and me around. She sends us into dirty cheap motels, on the streets, no matter what weather... we have to work our asses off so she can afford her addiction."

Jinny laughed, along with everyone else. She took her mic and shoved it into the captain’s face. “Is this true, Captain McCafferty? Do you truly pimp your Inspectors out for your gain of profit?”

Kate had a stern look on her face, trying her hardest not to crack up. “Yes, dammit, I do. Do you know how much it costs to feed a crack habit these days?”

Jinny roared at this comment, falling to her knees with laughter. She was literally rolling on the ground when a strange man walked through the door.

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
lol, I was just kidding because I'm writing this fic too!!! :D :) :cool:
have no fear, I could never say anything bad about cat's fics!!!! :)


whew! i was getting worried ther lol!:lol:

That was funni, post more!!!

~Jordan

Glad ya enjoyed! :)

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“Kate McCafferty?” he asked the woman rolling on the ground.

Jinny, still giggling, replied, “Definitely not. I’m Inspector Springer... I mean Exstead, yeah that’s it.” She got up from the floor, still laughing under her breath, and propped herself up against her desk.

Kate stepped forward. “I am Kate McCafferty, who are you?”

The man extended a hand. “I am Special Agent Ronald Coles, and I am assigned in assisting you in the prostitute case you are currently working on.” He looked at Nate. “PLEASE tell me this is your undercover Inspector.”

Kate grinned and nodded. “Yes, that is Inspector Nate Basso, and this,” She pointed to CD, “is his partner Inspector CD DeLorenzo.”

“All right, nice to meet you two.” He shook their hands. “Are you ready to go?”

CD and Nate nodded, and he walked them to the door. CD looked down and realized she’d forgotten something. “Hang on a sec!” She
exclaimed as she walked to her desk.

“CD, what is it?” Nate asked her.

She picked up something from her desk and handed it to Nate. “You forgot your purse, silly!” She laughed and handed him his evening bag.

He smirked and patted he butt with the purse. "Who are you calling silly here blondie?"

"Looked into a mirror lately, BLONDIE?" She mocked him and laughed.

The agent looked at Kate. "Are they always like that?"

"No." Kate said and smiled.

"Good." He said relieved.

"Usually they're worse." Jinny laughed.

"You must talk. You just cleaned the ground with the clothes you're still wearing." CD shot back.

"Alright people, everybody back to work!" Kate gave them a stern look again. "You two go with the agent, and you better behave!" Then she looked at Jinny and Magda. "And you two in my office, I want to know what you found out." She nodded at the agent.

Hehe! I luv this FF.

~Jordan hates Elizabeth

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S MORE!!!
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CD and Nate traveled downtown to the location of the hooker murders. They tapped a
wire on Nate, so CD and Agent Coles could hear if they were close to making a bust. As
Nate was getting ready to get out, CD touched his hand in a casual way. “Be careful, all
right? Don’t be Superman out there; if you need help, the code word is Black Thong,
ok?”
Nate groaned at his current choice of underwear but nodded. “Don’t worry, I’ll be
fine out there.”
He climbed out of the vehicle and went to his post. He stood there for close to an
hour before he got his first prospect.
An about 50 years old man with grayish hair approached Nate. "I haven't seen you
here before." He said.
Nate shrugged. "I'm new."
"New to the buisness or new here?" The man wanted to know.
"A little bit of both." Nate said.
He grinned and winked at Nate. "Cute. And how are your rates?"
"Depends on what you want." Nate said and hated this assignment all the more.
"Everything you have to offer." He smirked.
Meanwhile in the car CD couldn't help but chuckle. "Poor Nate."
Agent Coles laughed, too. “Yeah, I remember back in my rookie years. I got a
similar job to Inspector Basso’s. Wasn’t a barrel of laughs to me, let me tell ya! Everyone
else thought it was a hoot, though.”
“Yeah, we treated Nate pretty crappy. I hope he forgives us when he’s done with
this.”
Agent Coles moved closer to CD. “Oh, I’m sure Inspector Basso will forgive you,
CD.” He touched her leg gently with his open hand. “I know I would.”
CD couldn’t believe what was happening. She didn’t know if her mind was
playing games on her or if this man truly was hitting on her. She moved over, so his hand
dropped to the ground. “Yeah, Nate and I are pretty close, so he’ll forgive me.” She
looked over at this Agent creep and tried to change the subject. “So, how long have you
been on the force?”
He scooted back closer to her. “Almost 20 years,” He said, his hand moving back.
This time, though, it rested on her thigh. “And I enjoy the perks of meeting new faces.”
He looked at her body. “Especially leggy blondes with a nice ass.”
CD cleared her throat and took his hand and put it off her thigh again. "Don't you think
we should keep an eye on Nate here again?" She gave him a look and then continued to
pay attention to Nate while she hoped that jackass had gotten the message.
"You're eager when it comes to the job. Just like me. I like that." He smirked and looked
over at Nate and that guy again, who were still talking about the price. "I have a feeling
he's not the one we're looking for though."
CD nodded. "Of course not. He wouldn't be negotiating about the price. He'd say okay
right away because the price wouldn't matter. He wants to kill him after all." CD said and
made clear she was anything but some stupid blonde chick.

:D that's all for now! good, bad, give us some feedback!!:)

LOL what's it with you making new pages lately?

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL what's it with you making new pages lately?

idk it must be a sign!! a sign for you to post more on ALL of your other fics!!! :D :)

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
idk it must be a sign!! a sign for you to post more on ALL of your other fics!!! :D :)

LOL, I just posted on Blue SkEyes... and guess what happened lol

!!!!!!!!!POST MORE!!!!!!!!! Thanx....

~Jordan

Cat,.. I know what happened!

Originally posted by croatian_princess
!!!!!!!!!POST MORE!!!!!!!!! Thanx....

~Jordan

Cat,.. I know what happened!

and what happened? lol

Nate's mom happened! lol

Originally posted by croatian_princess
Nate's mom happened! lol

well actually what happened was that I got another page lol. But yeah, that too.

No nasty mom in this one though. But still more: :)

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He nodded. "Respect Inspector, I'm impressed. You'd make a good agent as well."

“Thank you for the compliment, but I’m very satisfied with my current location, at my current job, WITH MY CURRENT PARTNER,” she added the last part with authority.

*This woman sure is gorgeous when she gets pissed*, the sick man thought. “Well, I could definitely take you away from all of this. I could get you into a better job with more money and....” he got right into her face, “more of me.”

“Thanks, but no thanks. Listen, can you please keep a distance, you’re really weirding me out.” CD scooted as far away from him as possible.

Agent Coles smiled. “Of course, honey, I’m sorry. I didnt’ even realize I was invading your personal space.”

“Well, let’s just concentrate on the case; what do ya say?” CD looked out the window and noticed that Nate had lost his old customer and a new guy stood in front of him.

She could hear on the wire, the 30ish year old new guy telling Nate about himself. Nate, ored to death, tried his hardest to look sexy and interested. The guy ended up leaving, telling Nate that he wasn’t his type.

CD sighed. “We’re going to be here for awhile, aren’t we?” she asked, mainly to herself, but Coles heard her.

“Yep, looks like it.” He pulled off his jacket. “It’s getting warm in here; do you mind if I take off a little to relive myself?”

CD was sickened at a mental picture. “I don’t care, as long as it’s only your jacket.”

Coles laughed. “Yes, CD, for now, that’s where we’ll leave it. Maybe once we get to know each other more, then it could be more than that.”

CD was now royally pissed. “Coles, have you ever heard the saying ‘when pigs fly?’ Well, that’s what I’m telling you about your little fantasy, so can we PLEASE concentrate on the damn case?”

"You don't know anything about my fantasies sweetheart." He smirked, figuring she was playing hard to get. "But I wouldn't mind whispering you some into your cute ear..." With that he stroked his forefinger along her ear.

CD right away pushed his hand away and glared at him, pointing her finger right at him. "Okay, once and for all: I AM NOT INTERESTED!!!!!" She couldn't believe what kind of jerks some guys were.

"Oh of course you're not." He winked at her. "We have to work and all... but look, nothing's happening." He motioned over at Nate who was so bored that he was rummaging through his purse, wondering why women carried so much crap around. He had to laugh when he found a tampon. "Hey, who packed this thing?" He whispered. "And what do I need a tampon for?"

CD laughed and switched on the mike so he could hear her over his hidden headset. "Nate, have you ever watched James Bond? That's a secret weapon of course... if you pull at that little cord some gas will stream out of that thing and everything withing five miles around you is going to lose conscience."

"Right CD. I totally believe that." He chuckled and then saw another possible customer walk up and closed his purse again. The guy talked to him because he wanted to hire Nate for a college prank. Nate said he wasn't the right guy for that and the kid tried his luck at the next corner.

Coles had to laugh himself and grinned at CD. "Now you're really a jackpot. Sexy, smart and funny. I just hope you're good in bed as well."

CD growled. "That is something that you will never find out."

He laughed again. "But yes, of course... you're right, who needs a bed after all when the backseat will do, eh?" He winked at her and put his hand on her thigh again, even higher than the last time.

At that CD lost it. She punched him right into the middle of his face. "I swear if you touch me one more time I'll really hurt you! Keep your grubby hands to yourself and ban me from your perverted fantasies again!"

Agent Coles could not believe that bitch just hit him! How dare her! **She’s taking this hard to get stuff a little too seriously! I’m actually believing she might not want me!** He thought too himself. “CD, what the hell are you doing?!” he exclaimed. “I think you
broke my nose, dammit!”

CD smirked. “Good, maybe you’ll realize to leave me the hell alone and STOP touching me!”

As he held his nose in place, he stroked her hand. “CD, just calm down. Your partner is busy where he belongs, so you can stop hiding your feelings!”

CD took a deep breath and looked at him again. "Alright, I swear I'll hit you again and the next thing I'll break will be your jaw!" she glared at him.

He glared back at her finally realizing she meant it. "prude bitch" He muttered.

CD rolled her eyes and spoke into the mic again. "Nate I think we can go back for today, he won't come anymore tonight"

I just love this fanfic....post more soon please...:D :) :D :)

No messed up mother, but a perverted Agent. Gee, thanks. lol

Originally posted by croatian_princess
No messed up mother, but a perverted Agent. Gee, thanks. lol

LOL you ain't seen nothin yet.... he will be back, worse that ever. ;) Right Lisa? lol

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LOL you ain't seen nothin yet.... he will be back, worse that ever. ;) Right Lisa? lol

OMG, I'm excited for these guys!! LOL, Right Cat!!!! hehe:D

Oh no! lol. Post more ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Jordan

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
OMG, I'm excited for these guys!! LOL, Right Cat!!!! hehe:D

eeeeh? Why are you excited? Ohhh and I'm excited too! I'm excited cuz I'm going back to my app 2nite and cause I just got new shoes that I love. Flamed Buffalos if any of ya know those lol... kinda like those in the attachment, except mine are all black with red flames. :)
And I have no idea why I'm braggin about that now 'cept I'm happy :)

ohhh yeah this is a fanfic board, right? lol

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Nate looked up where CD was parked and nodded. He had to shoo away his “customer” and he hustled to the vehicle, so he could be done with this ridiculous assignment for the night. He opened the door and got in. “Man, my feet are killing me!” he exclaimed as he
glanced at Coles. “Agent Coles, why are your eyes watering so badly?”

CD laughed. “Well, who needs details now?” She said as she hopped into the driver’s spot. “We need to drop Coles off at the station, so we can go home and rest up for tomorrow.”

Nate was really confused. “Um, alright.” He glanced at his weird CD. “So did you guys see anyone suspicious that could’ve just been watching me? Checking me out to see if I was the real deal or not?”

CD shook her head. “No, sorry, it was hard to pay attention to your surroundings. I mainly had to focus on you and in here.” She glanced in her rearview mirror and gave Coles a dirty look.

He turned his head and looked out the window.

Finally they made it back to the Division, and the 3 of them got out. “Well, tomorrow then?” Coles asked.

“Yeah, yeah,” CD replied.

Nate looked at her and couldn’t believe she was acting that way to an officer higher than her rank. “Yes, Agent Coles, we will see you tomorrow.”

Coles walked to his car, and CD and Nate got into hers. “CD, what the hell was that about? You could’ve gotten reprimanded for that comment!!” Nate shouted at her.

“Calm down, Nate. Let me explain myself.” She chuckled.

“Alright, go for it. I want to hear this.” He looked out the passenger window at Coles. “And why was he almost crying?”

CD chuckled and looked at Nate. "Well you see, the thing is, while you were out there Agent Coles tried his best to convince me to have passionate sex with him."

"HE WHAT?" Nate yelled.

CD chuckled and nodded. "Of course I gave him a piece of my mind... he's too old for me after all."

Nate shook his head and grinned. “You’re a bitch sometimes, ya know that?”

CD grinned. “Actually, you’re not the first person to call me that tonight!”

Nate looked at her. “He called you a bitch?!” He was in an outrage. “Why didn’t you tell me that before we left? I would’ve beat his ass down!”

She laughed. “I know, that’s why I didn’t tell you until now,” she replied as they pulled up to her apartment. She stopped the car and turned to him. “I didn’t want to waste precious time watching you break another part of his anatomy, when I could be checking out
YOUR anatomy.” She pulled him close to her, kissing him intently. She threw his wig off and ran her hands through his ruffled hair. “Mmmm, baby,” she said, as she slowly moved away from him to get out. “I’ve never tasted anyone’s lipstick before.”

Nate smiled. “There’s a first time for everything,” he replied, as he opened his door. “And I want to be a part of those firsts.”

They walked hand in hand into her apartment and she grinned back at him. "I wouldn't want anybody else baby." They passionately kissed but he broke the kiss to kick off his high heels. "God how can you walk in those things?" He groaned.

CD chuckled. "Trust me I like you better without as well my dear."

He rolled his eyes at her. "Bitch" He smirked though.

She chuckled. "So how much for a date?"

“Hmm, let’s see here. The whole night or just a little rendezvous before your hot boyfriend comes back?” He smirked at her.

She snuggled close to him, gently feeling his chest through his feminine shirt.

“Definitely the whole night.” She whispered into his ear. “I’m in the mood,” She looked at his chest. “But, PLEASE, honey, take off that bra!! That distracts me and I feel weird doing this!!!”

He laughed. “Okay, no more bra.” The shirt and bra were torn to the ground.

Shoes are sweet! But this story rox!!!!!!!!!! So, CD made him cry, huh? lol. Post more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe, yeah I love those shoes... and the other 24325373423543 pairs I have as well lol.

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She kissed at his chest. “That’s better,” she murmured and looked up. “Hey, you never answered me-- how much?!”

Nate giggled. “Hmm, I think I’m going to charge you different from the others. No money. Just “favors.”

“What kind of favors?” she asked him seductively. “Name it, and you got it.”

He smirked. "Hmmm, that depends..."

"On what?" She looked at him with puppy eyes.

He smirked and ran his hands over his chest. "Just how badly do you want my perfect body?"

CD grinned broadly and sighed deeply. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaal bad."

He smirked at her and led her to the bedroom and took one of her scarfs and put it over her eyes.

"Bad enough for some kinkyness?" He sucked on her neck longingly.

She giggled. “Uh, huh,” she replied. “Come and take me big daddy!”

He smiled. “First act of kinkyness-- ALWAYS call me that when you refer to me tonight. Second act-- hold still.” He let go of her as he started looking around the room. “Where are your handcuffs?”

“NATE!” CD exclaimed, although giving in quickly. “They’re in the top drawer of my dresser.”

He smirked and kissed her passionately and then got her handcuffs out and sat down on the bed. "Strip for me, slave!"

"SLAVE?" She exclaimed.

He chuckled. "Sex slave of course..."

"In that case..." She smirked. "Can I take the blindfold off while I strip?"

"uuuhm, okay. I wanna look into your sexy eyes anyways." He started some slow music and gulped at the sight of her stripping for him. Then he wrapped the scarf around her neck and pulled her close to him. "I wanna watch you please yourself" He whispered into her ear and gently pushed her down on the bed.

She dragged him down on top of her. “But, Nate,” she replied through rough kisses she made at his lips. “I wanna please YOU.”

“What did you call me?!” he exclaimed, joking around.

“Sorry, Big Daddy!” She giggled. “I want to make you happy, and I want you to feel what I feel for you.”

He kissed her back and added, “I do, CD. I feel it. Now give it to me.”

CD grinned at him. "Now what exactly do you want?"

"YOU! No matter how, from the front, from behind, cuffed, gagged, hell hit me if you want! But take me! NOW!" He begged.

CD grinned at him. "Now who's the sex slave here?"

"I am! Forever and ever. I swear, but please, baby, don't torture me anymore. I have to be inside of you! NOW!" He looked at her pleadingly and she pushed him back on the bed and kissed him passionately as she mounted him and rode him with as much desire as he had for her.

He cried out, thankful that they’d finally stopped talking long enough to get down to business. They moved together in strides, CD leading him into heaven.

After they were exhausted and collapsed on each side of the bed, CD whispered to Nate, mainly because she didn’t have a voice from yelling out previously. She asked, “Honey, what should I do about Coles tomorrow? I mean, sure I can hit him again, but
that will get old after awhile. He gives me a weird feeling when I’m alone with him. Got any suggestions as to what I should tell him or do to him?”

Nate answered back. “Well, uh, submit to him?”

“NATE BASSO, you ASS!!” CD exclaimed and sat up on her bed, prepared to get up and put her clothes back on.

Nate laughed. “Hey, where’re you going? This bed’ll get cold without you.”

“You should have thought about that before you just said that stupid comment,” CD sneered.

“Honey, come on I was just kidding.” He pulled her down and back into bed with him.

She sighed. “I know, but seriously, what should I do?”

He grinned. "Well, bargain..." He thought for a moment. "He seems to be desperate... I bet he'd pay 200 at least... but if I were you I'd make him use a rubber."

"God I HATE YOU!" She glared at him and hit him hard with a pillow, as far as hitting hard with a pillow was possible.

He right away hit her back with another pillow. "What? Do you have any idea how much chocolate you can buy me with 200 bucks? So look your best tomorrow!"

"You damn sonofabitch! Go to hell!" She glared at him.

"Hmmm" He shrugged. "Been there, wouldn't recommend it... way too hot."

"NATHAN BASSO! CAN YOU BE ****ING SERIOUS FOR A ****ING DAMN MINUTE HERE?" She yelled frustrated.

He smirked. "Well I don't know about the serious but the ****ing sounds tempting."

“AHHHHHHHHH!!!!” CD screamed as she got out of bed.

“Hey, where are you going? Didn’t you hear me?” He grinned knowing that she was severely pissed and would have to apologize at some point. He watched her quickly put her clothes on. “Candace, stop! I thought we were going to, yeah know, go again! Where are you going at this time of the night when you should obviously be in bed with me, making me happy!”

that was hilarious! Post more. And I think you need a few more pairs of shoes! You've only got 24325373423543 pairs!! lol.

Originally posted by croatian_princess
that was hilarious! Post more. And I think you need a few more pairs of shoes! You've only got 24325373423543 pairs!! lol.

that was just a random number I typed lol

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CD turned around, her eyes flaring with anger. “If you must know where I’m going, I’m going to the living room to find my damn gun!! I need some practice and I know just the target!”

Nate laughed. “CD, we can go to the shooting range tomorrow. Come here, and let’s put to use that word you keep saying.”

She slapped him on the shoulder. “**** you, Nate Basso.”

He smirked. “Yep, that’s the one, baby!!”

“SHUT UP!!” CD screamed as went to her closet and got out a blanket.

“Where do you think you’re going?” He asked her.

She got right in his face, and he could sense the anger in her words. “I don’t have time for this ****; I’m sleeping on the couch.”

He smirked at her and quickly cuffed her wrists. "Now now baby... we haven't played with all your nice toys here yet..."

She smiled at him sweetly. "Okay baby, kiss me."

He grinned and kissed her. But he never would have expected what happened then. She bit into his lip full force and even made it bleed. "HEY OUCH! **** YOU! DAMMIT THAT HURT!" He yelled and jumped up and held his bleeding lip.

“Serves you right!" She glared at him.

He sighed and realized he had gone way too far and right away uncuffed her again. "God Candace... I'm so sorry... I love you baby, more than everything. And I was just joking! I swear... after all, what you put me through all day long wasn't kidplay either!"

She breathed in deeply. “You’re right, Nate. I’m sorry, too. I don’t realize when I take things too far until I’m the one everyone’s laughing at.” She walked over to her nightstand and pulled out some tissues. She went to where he was standing and carefully put it on his bleeding lip. “Hold still, let me take care of that.”

He nodded and mumbled while she had a hold of the lip, “I think I’m going to need stitches!”

She laughed and patted his lip dry. “You big baby, you’re just fine!” She threw the bloody tissue into the wastebasket and went back to him. She picked up his hands and enlaced hers through his. “I’m sorry I hurt you.” She pulled him close to her. “I’ll make
up for it,” she replied as she kissed his cheek. “And we both need to repay each other for how crappy we were to each other today.” She kissed at his neck, slowly sucking on it. “Have any ideas on how to do that?” She whispered as she began to nibble away at his
earlobe.

“I’m not a big baby!” He still pouted. “And I want icecream!” He grinned at that. “Chocolate!”

CD raised her eyebrow at him. “Icecream?” She asked in disbelief. That wasn’t at all the kind of repay she had tought about.

“Uh huh.” He nodded. “Loads of it!” He kissed her cheek, sat down in bed and made himself comfy as he reached for the remote control and switched on the TV, flipping through channels. “I hope you have some.”

“I uhhh...” She looked at him, still wondering what the hell was going on now. She tried to spray some romance on him in order to make up to him again and his response to that was switching on the TV and demanding icecream. She sighed because she figured that he still was mad at her for how she had made fun of him all day long. And she knew she really had to make up for that. “Okay... icecream coming up for you.” She walked into her kitchen. Ever since they had become good friends she had made sure to always have some chocolate in the fridge for him. And since they started dating that had become the main ingrediant of her nourishment as well, just because he loved it so much. So of course she had chocolate icecream in her freezer as well. Or so she thought. When she took the box out it felt unusually light and she opened it to find it empty. “NAAAAATHAN!!!!!”

Yeah, I kinda figured you didn't own a shoe store. lol. The story is good. Post More!

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He cringed because he knew that tone. But he had to chuckle as well because he knew all
too well what she must have just found out. “Hurry up hunnybunny! I want my icecream.”
He chuckled even more.
She walked into the bedroom again and gave him a disguisted look. “Please tell me you
were joking with the hunnybunny part.”
He chuckled again. “What ever you say hunnybunny.” But his smirk told her he was just
teasing her.
She shook her head and tossed the empry box at him. “When the hell did you eat this?
And why did you put the EMPTY box back in there?”
He shrugged and gave her an innocent look. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. I
swear I didn’t do it...”
“Oh yeah? Neither did I. So who did it then, huh?” She set her arms akimbo, curious to
hear his next answer.
“Hmm.” He scratched his head. “Okay... let’s see... probably a very smart burglar. He
snuck in through the window, stole all the icecream but left the box behind so you
wouldn’t notice it was missing...”
She gave him a look and surpressed her laughter. “Nice try, but there were no signs of
forced entry, so he must have come through the door with a key. And the only other
person who has a key to my door is you, so you’d be the main suspect again.”
He smirked and reached for his keys and held up the one she had referred to. “What this
one? I thought you gave it to me because it’s the key to your heart.”
“Hey, sweettalking me won’t work mister! You’re still my main suspect until you can
offer a believable story... or a reliable witness to give you some sort of alibi...” She
pointed at him.
“Uhhhm, okay... believable story...” He looked at the icecream box, inspecting it like it
was something they had found at a crime scene. “Ha! Got it!” He showed her the opened
box and pointed at the remaints of icecream that were sticking to it still. “You see this
brown slime? I’ve seen that before on the x-files! Aliens abducted our icecream to make
horrible experiments... and this brown slime is their... uhh... yucky alien slime.”
CD made a face again. “Nate, you’re disguisting and insane! And that isn’t yucky alien
slime but remnants of yummy chocolate icecream!”
“So I don’t have a believable story?” He sighed.
She shook her head. “Nuh uh.”
He sighed again. “Okay... a reliable witness to give me an alibi then...” He put his hands
on her hips and pulled her into his lap and kissed all along her neck, up his jawline and to
her ear. “Have you talked to my girlfriend already? She might just give me that alibi...”
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And some feedback would be GREAT!!!:D

This is good. Nate's such an idiot, but a very HOTT idiot! Hehe. Post more ASAP!

~Jordan

Originally posted by croatian_princess
This is good. Nate's such an idiot, but a very HOTT idiot! Hehe. Post more ASAP!

~Jordan

He's not! :( *pouts*

Is anybody else still reading this as well btw? lol

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“Hmmm.” CD contemplated that for a moment. “The problem about that is that we don’t even have a timeframe yet for when this horrible crime has occured.”

“Last Tuesday when you were on the phone with Jinny for hours.” He pouted.

She chuckled. “That was half an hour at most! And she needed some help because she wasn’t sure what to give Teddy for his birthday next week. I mean she had a million ideas but she just couldn’t decide...” She explained to him.

“Oh really?” He grinned. “What’s she giving him then?”

CD chuckled. “Like I’d tell you, you’d just tell Teddy.”

“But I swear he’d pretend to be surprised! He can’t wait to find out... come on Candy darling.... tell me.” He was curious himself.

CD chuckled. “Nuh uh. Besides you’re straying off the topic at hand...” She motioned at the box again. “We still haven’t solved this case now, have we? Unless you’d want to confess?”

He shook his head. “I’m innocent! I swear! I’m always innocent!”

“Yeah right.” She laughed.

“Besides... have you talked to my girlfriend now? Because of the alibi and all...” He gently kissed her.

”Hmmm let me try to recall...” She smiled at him. “Wait, yeah, I remember now... she is indeed giving you an alibi... but I think she’s lying.”

“Ha! Prove that.” He smirked at her and kissed her passionately.

“Hmmm, seems like I’ll have to let you down.... THIS time.” She kissed him back.

He broke the kiss again and pushed her off him again and slightly smacked her butt. “Great baby. Then I suggest you better hurry up and get me some new icecream. Chocolate. And not the cheap stuff! I want the real deal, double chocolate with chocolate sauce. Oh and while you’re going to the store anyways... I think the chocolate milk is empty as well... “ He smirked.

She growled and glared at him. “You’re really sending me to the store now?”

“Yep.” He nodded. “And hurry up. Oh and... how about you...”

She cut him off. “Don’t overdo it!” She warned him.

“Never.” He smiled at her and kissed her passionately again. “But really, hurry up. I want you back here again.” He stole another kiss from her. “Because of the icecream of course.” He smiled.

“Of course.” She gave him a look and something told her he was up to something there. Then she grabbed one of her jeans and his shirt, quickly got dressed and after sharing another kiss with him left to go and buy his favorite ice cream.

Nate smiled at the door that CD had ran out of. He quickly went into the bedroom to put on his clothes. He had to be fast if he was going to beat CD back from the store.

CD raced to the closet store about 15 minutes away and ran inside, just as the closed sign was being put up. "Sorry, but we’re closed, ma’am."

"SFPD, offical business," CD said as she flashed her badge.

"Um, okay, what’s going on? What’s wrong with our store?" the cashier asked.

"Nothing, I just have to check out a certain manufacturer." CD walked quickly to the freezer and got a gallon bucket of double chocolate ice cream, and she also picked up some Hershey’s chocolate syrup. She went to the counter and got out her wallet.

The cashier looked up puzzled. "I don’t understand; are you just using your badge to get some ice cream?"

CD, slightly annoyed, said, "Damn straight I am, now give me my ice cream."

The cashier got a frightened look on his face and rang up the items. CD quickly got out $10 and walked out the door, forgetting her change. She threw the bag into the passenger’s seat and sped off.

She drove like a madwoman until she got back to her apartment. She opened the door and got out. As she was walking up the steps, she noticed a figure practically running up the stairs in front of her. And he looked a helluva lot like Nate. “HEY!” She called out to him and increased her pace and practically was flying up the stairs.

“Uh oh...” Nate muttered and ran faster himself. Thankfully he was done with about everything and had just gotten something out of his car and ran inside again when he had seen CD pull up again.

ugh...I would not have went out and bought that f*cker ice cream...ok yeah I probably would.....lol...post more soon!
:D

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
He's not! :( *pouts*

Is anybody else still reading this as well btw? lol

nope, i don't think so! No one's reading my fic either.:( :( :(

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
nope, i don't think so! No one's reading my fic either.:( :( :(

I am reading both of your fics so you both better post more SOON!;)

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
nope, i don't think so! No one's reading my fic either.:( :( :(

haha, does that surprise you? Your fic sucksssssssssssssssssssssssss :P



























no way! Just Kidding! I LOVE your fic!!!!!!! :)

OMG! Poor CD! Actually, I'm quite jealous! lol. And maybe not an idiot, but he's a weird one! lol. Ice cream, and what is he up to??? We shall know one Cat posts more "Ahem" Post!!!!!!!!! ASAP!!!

~Jordan

Awwwww LMAO That was funny!! I loved the whole alien stole the ice cream thing! I laughed so hard at that!!!

Cat, Cat, Cat. As I told you over IM, I LOVE this story and if you stop, you are going to make me one sad little girl! :happyface

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Cat, Cat, Cat. As I told you over IM, I LOVE this story and if you stop, you are going to make me one sad little girl! :happyface

hey, Lisa is writing this one with me! :) I get the praise, she gets the flames please lol ;)

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At that moment she reached him and pinned him against her door, like she’d do with a dangerous suspect. “SPPD, freeze!”

“What if I try to run away?” He grinned.

“I wouldn’t recommend that. I’m armed.” At that moment she pressed something against his back.

That shocked him and he swallowed. “Do you always take your gun with you to the store? And are you actually threatening me with it?”

“Hey I’m the one who asks the questions here. Where the hell were you?” She kept him pressed to the door.

“Ehhh... I had to get something out of my car.” He slightly turned his head around and offered a smile.

“Uh huh, and what?” By now CD was certain that he was up to something and she wanted to know what.

“I’d show ya, but you’d have to let go of me Ma’am.” He grinned broadly.

“Okay, fine.” She let go of him again.

He pulled a lighter out of his pocket and ignited it in front of her and smirked.

CD frowned. “Why did you need a lighter?”

“Cigarettes... d’oh.” He said as if that was crystal clear.

“Nate, you don’t smoke.” She knew he was trying to hide something.

“Oh yeah, good point... I uhm... I wanted to start smoking.” He tried hard to keep a straight face.

“Hmmm, then where are the cigarettes?” She looked at him questioningly.

“Dang! I knew I forgot something!” He slapped his own forehead and then reacted quickly enough, opened the door and ran inside again, slamming the door shut right into her face again though.

“HEY! BASTARD!!!!” CD called out and stormed in herself. She caught him again when he was about to enter her bedroom. “FREEZE!” She slammed him against the door again.

“I know, I know... you have your gun.” He put his hands up.

“I never said gun... just armed.” She corrected him.

“Oh yeah? With what?” He turned around and smirked at her.

She took the Hershey’s syrup and pressed it against his abdomen. “Secret weapon.”

“Another James Bond toy?” He chuckled, remembering what she had told him on the stake out.

“Something like it.” She chuckled and shot some syrup at him, all over his face.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” He screamed and put his hands over his face and stumbled through her livingroom like she had sprayed acid upon him.

She laughed and followed him. “Ha! That serves you right! Take this!” She covered him even more with the sweet syrup.

“You cruel woman! Show mercy!” He begged and then grabbed her and tossed her on the couch and jumped on top of her and quickly took the bottle from her. “Or better yet... Taste your own medicine!” He laughed and she tried to squirm away from him as he put a layer of chocolate all over her own face. “Surrender!”

“Never!” She put the icecream aside and with all her power pushed him to the other side of the couch.

Then he grabbed her by the back of her neck and pulled her close before his lips crashed down on her own and their tongues duelled immediately while they ripped each others clothes off as fast as they could manage.

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Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Oh, and lalalalalalalalala gave both of you a new page...Hahahah Calls for more don't sha think?????

Hey, I think so!!! Who cares what Cat thinks, since I'm supposed to be getting the flames!! :mad:
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CD groaned as she slightly arched her back. “Good thing we found a good use for that
syrup,” She grinned as she licked Nate’s chest, where the chocolate had started to dribble
down. “But I think you’re running a little low.”
Nate agreed, as she got the bottle and squirted some more, making a thorough line
from his neck to his little toe. Then she layed backed on top of him, smooshing them
together and rubbing their bottom halves togther into the syrup. She kissed at his neck,
getting the chocolate all over her face.
Nate laughed at the site and joined in the fun. He grabbed the syrup from her hands and
slowly dripped it into the valley between her breasts. He streamed it down to her belly
button as he kissed her all over.
She kissed him back and they rolled all over the couch, slipping and sliding in the
mess they had created.She held on to him, as he was slipping away from her, and they
both ended up falling off onto the coffee table.
“Dammit,” Nate replied as he hit his head.
“Nate, oh my gosh, are you okay?” CD asked worriedly.
He laughed. “Yeah, I’m fine, honey. Just come here.” He grabbed her neck and
arched her back as he entered her.
She moaned and clinged to him as their slippery with chocolate bodies melted into one.
Nate kept on kissing and sucking at CD's neck as he increased his pace. His angel and
chocolate both at the same time while making love to her. He couldn't imagine life could
be any better. But soon, he was proven wrong when he came deep inside of her, filled
with sensory overload. And at the same time he brought her over the edge with him and
she had no doubt that finally she had found true and everlasting unconditional love. He
held onto her tightly and kissed her gently and then saw that he had given her love bites
all around her neck. It looked like a hickey necklace even and he had to chuckle.
“CD, I think you’re going to have to wear a turtleneck tomorrow,” Nate replied, as
they had finished and lay exhaustedly on the floor.
“Why?”
“Um, well, let’s just say that that chocolate was too much to resist and I left a little
trail on your skin where it was.”
“Nate, what are talking about?” CD asked as she got up and went to a mirror. Her
reflection glowed back. “Oh my gosh, Nate!!” CD exclaimed. “A turtleneck probably
wouldn’t even cut it!!” She said as she saw the random hickeys up to almost her chin.
“CD, I’m really sorry, but whenever we get going, I just don’t think of anything
but having you.”
CD sighed and grinned. “Well, there IS a way we can fix this.”
Nate was confused. “How? Make up?”
She shook her head. “Nope, hang on.” She went to her purse and opened the
zipper. She pulled out her phone and dialed. “Yes, hi, this is Inspector DeLorenzo, and I
just wanted to let Captain McCafferty know that I’m not coming in tomorrow.” She
paused, waiting for the on duty inspector respond. “Okay, thank you, and tell her that
Inspector Nate Basso will also be missing.” She nodded. “Well, I’m feeling a little under
the weather, and I have this weird rash around my neck, so I should probably just stay
home and nurse it tomorrow.” She grinned at Nate. “Okay, thank you! Uh huh, bye.”
Nate smirked and shook his head. "You're incredible baby, you know that don't
ya?"
"Uh huh." She nodded and sat down in his lap and gently traced her forefinger along his
chest. "Now you sent me to get some icecream and you're not even eating it..." She
slightly pouted.
"You're right." He reached for the box. "That has to be changed of course!" He didn't even
bother with a spoon or something and after laying her down on the coffee table used his
fingers to scoop some into her belly button and lick it clean again and then repeated that
with every inch of her body.

"Oh god Nate!" she moaned because he was turning her on again.

Then she took the icecream from him and used him as a living ice cream cone herself.
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Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
Hey, I think so!!! Who cares what Cat thinks, since I'm supposed to be getting the flames!! :mad:
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Her kisses and caresses left him in a state of vertigo and as he couldn't take it any more he
looked deep into her eyes and finding her permission and her own desire there he climbed
on top of her and entered her again and groaned in pleasure because that was the only
place on earth where he really belonged.
****
She moaned, as she adjusted herself around him, letting him know what he was
doing to her. She couldn’t get enough of this, enough of him. They could go on
continually for hours, days, and still, it wouldn’t be enough. They rolled around and
tumbled, yelling out each other’s names.
Finally, after what seemed like forever, they fell into each other’s arms, exhausted
completely this time. “CD,” Nate replied.
“Yeah?” CD asked as she yawned.
“Let’s get some sleep, ok? We have all day tomorrow for this,” He grinned.
She nodded. “Okay, but I’m too tired to make it to my bed. I think I’ll just lie here
on the broken coffee table.”
Nate laughed. “Well, okay, if that’s what you want.” He stood up. “But I was
going to offer you a lift, but I guess not.”
She smiled. “Hmm, I could always use a lift. If you’re not too tired to lift a big thing like
me to bed.”
Nate laughed and walked over to her, placing his hands under her. “A big thing
like you, huh??” He lifted her up and grunted. “Oh my gosh, how much do you
weigh?!!!”
“What do you mean? Nate, I’m sorry, put me down if I’m too heavy!!” CD said
alarmingly.
Nate laughed and kissed her cheek. “Just kidding, honey.”
She slapped his shoulder. “Nate, I really believed you!! And don’t kiss me-- who
knows what you’ll leave on me next!!”
He smirked and put her down. "Hey close your eyes."

"Okay. Even though I had assumed that lift was to my bed... but right now I'd fall asleep
standing up." She yawned and then indeed closed her eyes.

He chuckled got himself a Sharpie and then kissed all over her forehead and then wrote
"PROPERTY OF NATE BASSO" all over it and chuckling led her to a mirror, kissed
over her forehead again and whispered into her ear. "Okay, open those baby blues again."
She did and then glared at him in the mirror. "NATE! I knew I shouldn't have let you kiss
me again!"
He grinned. “Oh baby, you know you love it!!”
“Actually, I’m back to hating you again!!”
He laughed and grabbed her hand. “Oh, forget about it. No work tomorrow, we
can figure some way to get it off then. But NOW,” he said as he led her to the door of the
bedroom, “it’s time for sleep.”
She looked at him. “Nate, before we go to bed, I forgot to ask you again. Why
were you outside earlier, and I don’t believe your first response, ‘I had to get something
out of my car.’ What’s going on?”
Nate grinned and shook his head. “I’m not telling!”
“Nate, you ass, do NOT do that to me!! Tell me NOW!”
“CD, have patience! I wasn’t done with what I was saying. I was saying, before I
was RUDELY interrupted, that I wasn’t going to tell you, I was going to show you.”
CD sighed. “Fine, sorry I interrupted you. Show me then.”
Nate nodded and opened the bedroom door. Inside were dozens of pink and red
roses, petals streamed across the bed, and candles were lit all around the room.
Champagne was cooling at the side of the bed.
CD looked in awe. “Nate, are you kidding me?? This is probably the most romantic thing
anyone has ever done for me. I can’t believe you didn’t catch fire to my apartment
though, since we’ve been in the living room for hours.” She smiled. “ But this is
incredible.”
Nate didn’t say anything but silently went to the dresser and held up a romote.
Soft romantic music played lightly as he held out his hand. “I hope you’re not too tired,
but may I have this dance?”
CD had tears welling up in the corners of her eyes and nodded. He held her tightly
in his arms as they danced.
Nate gently kissed her tears away and held her as close to him as humanly
possible. "Do you still hate me?" He whispered into her ear.

"Of course!" She shot him a playful glare. "I'll always hate you!"

"Aww damn" He pouted. "Then why are you going steady with me in the first place?"

She chuckled. "Going steady? Who said we're going steady?
"I do!" He pouted. "And I was sure I was a little more than just your sex slave."
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awww...Nate is such a romantic :love:....now post more soon!:)

I loved it more please, and oh yeah if, i were CD I would wait until he fell alseep and then wright all over him with the sharpie. LOL it Remindes me of the time my hubby came home drunk, and I put some lip stick on, and kissed him on his forhead, and cheeks, and then his mouth. HE fell alseep, and after he came home from work I asked him wither or not he liked the lip stick that I left on him! He wasn't to please, but I was cracking up..Okay sorry for the storry! Please post more SOON!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
I loved it more please, and oh yeah if, i were CD I would wait until he fell alseep and then wright all over him with the sharpie. LOL it Remindes me of the time my hubby came home drunk, and I put some lip stick on, and kissed him on his forhead, and cheeks, and then his mouth. HE fell alseep, and after he came home from work I asked him wither or not he liked the lip stick that I left on him! He wasn't to please, but I was cracking up..Okay sorry for the storry! Please post more SOON!

LOL that's hilarious ;) You go girl!!!!!! :)

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She chuckled. "Hmmm okay, I admit it. I want you for the sex and for your money."

He looked at her shocked. "My what? I don't have any money! Hell what do you think why I'm constantly here, letting ya feed me through. I want YOUR money..." He winked at her.

She shook head. “Okay, well at least we want each other for the same reasons. That’s a start.” She put her head down on his shoulder, listening to the music for a second. “Nate, I’m really tired. Even too tired to joke around with you.”

He laughed. “Whoa, I never thought I’d see that day! Mabye at my funeral, but I didn’t even think then!!”

She smacked him. “Shut up, you jerk.”

Nate smiled. “Sorry. So, bedtime?”

She nodded. “Yes, please.”

They stopped moving to the music, and Nate turned it off. He grabbed her hand and they walked to the bed together. They slowly got under the petal-covered comforter, and the two of them snuggled up closely.

CD turned to face Nate as he had just turned out the light. “Nate, thank you so much for tonight. I loved it, and I love you.”

He smiled and wrapped his arms around her closer. “You’re welcome, honey bunches. I love you too.”

CD yawned, and as she was almost asleep, she replied softly, “Don’t ever call me honey bunches again.”

“Sure thing sweetcakes.” He smirked and then grolwled at the punch into his kidneys even though that didn’t come unexpected. “I really love you.” He whispered into her ear and gently kissed her once more before they both fell asleep holding onto one another.

Later in the morning they suddenly were torn out of their dreams about each other by the shrill ringing of the doorbell. CD’s first reflex to that was reaching for her alarm clock and just throwing it somewhere. Only the sound of shattering glass followed by a light breeze made her realize she must have hit straight through the window.

Down at the street Captain Kate McCafferty leaped aside as suddenly an alarm clock came flying her way. “What the hell?” She muttered and rang the doorbell again, hoping that the alarmclock attack hadn’t come from who she was fearing it might have been from. When she had come into work and got the note about CD and Nate being sick and about that rash on CD’s neck she had gotten worried and decided to check up on them.

Now Nate was getting majorly annoyed by that noise and reached out and pulled the phone plug out of the wall.

CD sighed when the annoying noise still didn’t stop and eventually woke up enough to realize it was the doorbell. “I’ll get it.” She muttered and forced herself out of bed and quickly donned one of Nate’s shirts as she pressed the doorbuzzer.

The sight that awaited Kate when she reached CD’s door shocked her deeply. “Oh! My! God!” She muttered.

CD wanted to crawl into a hole then and there. "Uh, hey Cap, what are you doing here?"

"Well, Miss Property of Nate Basso, I came here to see if you were ok because I was worried. I see that funny rash of yours will be curable if someone would leave your neck alone."

"****," CD muttered. She’d completely forgotten about the marker on her face. "Kate, it isn’t what it looks like."

Kate grunted. "Oh, so Nate didn’t write that on your face, or make that ‘rash,’ or you two didn’t sleep together all night so now you’re tired, and that’s why you called in sick?"

CD looked down at the ground. "Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like."

"Candace DeLorenzo, what am I going to do with you? You know you’re not supposed to be ‘intimate’ with your partner!" Kate sighed.

CD saw a chance to joke her way out of this. "Well, I thought PARTNER meant....."

"CD, you are NOT laughing your way through this!!" Kate looked over at something. "And was this alarm clock meant for me?" She had picked it up and handed it to CD now.

"Oh, huh, I don’t know who’s alarm clock that is. It must be my weird neighbors’." She smiled slightly.

"Yeah, okay there Inspector." Kate didn’t quite believe it but knew CD hadn’t thrown it at her on purpose.

"Cap, what’s going to happen to Nate and me?" CD asked scared.

HEy that was awsome. More please!!!!!!!!!

uh oh...caught by captain...:eek: ....

that was just wonderful so post more asap!:)

That partner thing was hilarious. lol. Post more ASAP!

k guys, here's some more!!
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Nate had wondered what was keeping CD so long and decided to check on her and
walked up to them just wearing his boxers. He had seen Kate at the door. “Captain!” He
said shocked. “I swear it’s all my fault.”
Kate gave him a look and then pointed at CD’s neck. “Obviously.”
“Ehhh uhh...” He blushed.
Kate sighed. “Alright guys... first of all, go and take a shower!” She made a disguisted
face. “I’d ask what kind of substance that is all over your bodies but I’m scared of the
answer.”
“It’s Hershey’s chocolate syrup actually...” Nate stopped upon seeing Kate’s look.
“After you took your showers... SEPERATELY...” She gave them a meaningful look.
“I’ll spare you to come in to work, but you will meet up with Agent Coles again. Another
prostitute was murdered yesterday, about half an hour after you had left, and exactly
where we had Nate. So that case is important, regardless of how much you hate it.” Kate
gave Nate a look. “So dress up again and look your best, and be serious about this.” Then
she looked at CD. “And I recommend a turtleneck in your case.” She had to chuckle a
little, shook her head and left again.
CD took a deep breath, relieved that Kate hadn’t chewed off their asses too much.
But then Kate turned around again and sternly looked at them both. “And I swear this is
the very last time I’m letting you off the hook! The next time I’m sending you to
therapy!”
CD decided to push her luck. “What kind of therapy, Cap?”
Kate got an angry look across her face. “Sex therapy, the way it looks. God, you two were
like rabbits last night, weren’t you?”
CD and Nate looked at each other, grinning, and getting ready to answer. “NO!!”
Kate screamed. “I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know. It was a rhetorical question!!”
Nate laughed. “Alright, Cap, we’ll spare you the details then.”
She nodded. “Good, thank you. Okay, meet up with Agent Coles at 8, dressed and
ready, ok?”
They both agree, Kate leaves, and CD and Nate go back into the apartment.
CD sighed. "Busted."

Nate had to chuckle. "And how busted..." He then started to kiss and nibble at her
shoulder.

"Hey!" CD pushed him away and then glared at him. "And the Captain saw me like
THIS!!!!!!" She pointed at her forehead. Then she put her neck up in his face.“And, no
nibbling!! Damn, Nate, I’m going to have to wear turtlenecks for the rest of my life now,
so don’t add to it!!”
Nate laughed. “Sorry about the marker and the bites. I’d let you do me, but I have
to look pretty for tonight.”
CD giggled. “Yes, you do, cutey.” She grimaced. “Oh, please, I have to sit with
Coles again. I swear I’m going to get arrested before we’re done with this case. Either
assult with a deadly weapon, which I’d just use my fists, or murder, because I’m thinking
of strangling him!!”
Nate smiled. “Sounds like we’re both going to have a barrel of laughs tonight.”
He pushed a strand of hair out of CD’s face. “CD, how do you think we can get that off of
there?”
CD shook her head. “Not a clue.” She licked her thumb and raised it to Nate’s eye
level.
“Hey, what are you doing?”
“Nate, hold still.” She got a hold of the skin in between his eyebrows and stroked
it downward. “You had chocolate there, and I couldn’t take you seriously because it
looked like you had a unibrow!!”
Nate laughed. “Well, ya know how we can fix that, right?” He asked, and then, not
waiting for an answer, he answered himself. “A shower!!”
CD looked at him. "We can't! You heard the cap... she ordered us to take seperate
showers..." She sighed but then smirked. "But that doesn't apply for baths, does it?"

Nate smirked back at her. "Candace, Candace..." He shook his head. "You're incredible."
She smirked back at him. "One of us has to be." She winked and chuckled.

"Oh shut up smartass." He claimed her for another kiss and dragged her into the bathroom
with him.
She grinned as he kissed her neck around the hickeys, being careful not to suck. She held
up a bottle. “Honey, bubbles or no bubbles?”
He opened the bottle and poured as he kissed at her earlobes. “Bubbles,” he
purred into her ear. “Definitely bubbles.”
She moaned at the feeling of his voice, as it tremored through her body. The two
of them quickly got into the bathtub and CD started moving like they had never made
love before. “Take me, Nate. I want to feel you.”
Nate moaned and grinded into her with the water splashing over the edges of the
tub around them. But they couldn't care less because they just wanted to feel each other.
Soon they climaxed together amazed because no matter how often they had sex, each
time it got better and better.
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Trying to catch her breath again CD snuggled up in his arms.

“Nate, how do you do it?” She asked.

Nate wrapped her close to him. “Do what, honey?”

“Make me want you 20 times more after we’re done? I mean, sure, I’ve had sex before, and GREAT sex at that, but nothing compares to what I have with you.” She ran her finger over his chest.

Nate’s jealous bone flared for a second. “How GREAT was this sex you’ve had before?”

CD punched his arm. “Nate, come on, I was married for 10 years, I DID actually have good sex every once in awhile! But seriously you know what I mean.”

Nate smiled and understood completely. “CD, it feels like this because this is true. It’s forever. It’s not a one night stand or a failed marriage; it’s everlasting. I’m going to be with you and here for you forever.” He kissed the top of her head and wiped bubbles in her hair. He’d decided he was getting too corny and mushy, so he had to bring back his manliness. “I’m here forever, just like something else you have.”

CD shivered closer and asked, “And what’s that?”

Nate, trying to keep a straight face, replied, “That permanent marker is NEVER going to come off!!”

"Oh you damn idiot!" She glared at him and splashed water into his face and then right after that dunked his head down and held him there for a moment before allowing him to get up again to gasp for air but then right away pushed him under water again and then got out of the tub and went over to the sink and started to scrub the marker off her face.

Nate came up for air again and gasped. "You trying to drown me?"

"Yeah, but I decided I'd rather shoot you!" She glared at him, her forehead was red from the scrubbing already but the marker still wasn't completely off yet. "Or poison you. Or something really cruel."

“Now, CD, baby, would you do that to someone who gives the best sex you’ve ever had?!” He smirked.

“Damn straight I would!! I’m sure there’s someone out there who could top you!” She glared at him.

Nate, slightly offended replied. “I’m sure I could find someone else better than you too. Someone who isn’t full of hickeys and has marker all over her face.”

“Well, dammit, if you’d stop sucking on me and writing things all over me, then I wouldn’t look like this!!” She was ready to lunge at him.

He climbed out of the tub, too, and went up behind her, grabbing the towel. “You’re just too irresistible!! Your beautiful body lives up to your name, Candy.” He smoothed the towel over her face and began to rub. “Let me get this.”

He rubbed her face till the marker was gone. After he removed the towel, he looked at her. Her face was all splotchy and red, and she looked like she was in pain. “Honey, does it hurt?”

“Of course it hurts Nate, you just scrubbed my face for hours!!” She growled.

He smiled. “Well, not HOURS, but I’m sorry.” He threw the towel to the ground. “Let Dr. Nate make it all better.” He kissed the splotches and rubbed his hands down her body. She gave in to his touch and responded with fire. Their bodies started moving in sync, and they started getting fiesty. They were all over each other, in a puddle of their own water,when they took it too far. CD had tried to jump up on Nate, but it was way too slippery, and they both fell to the ground with a hard thud.

At that moment the phone started to ring. Of course neither of them bothered to even consider answereing it because they were busy waxing the floor. So the machine got it. "INSPECTORS DELORENZO AND BASSO! YOU BETTER ANSWER THIS PHONE RIGHT NOW!" Kate's voice sounded.

That made CD look up. "Uh oh..."

"Ignore it baby. I'm so ready for you." Nate whispered and claimed another kiss.

"Nate if we ignore her she's gonna send us to sex therapy! Do you really want that?" She groaned.

"Hmmm..." He grinned. "I think I need some of your sex therapy right now baby."

She hit his shoulder. “Nate be serious!” she exclaimed as he kissed her again.

“Come here, we’ll just get into trouble later.” He claimed yet another kiss from her.

“No, Nate, I refuse to go see another therapist in my lifetime.” She got up and grabbed a shirt. Throwing it over her body, she ran to the nearest phone and answered it. “Hey, Cap, sorry bout that. Nate was, uh, in the shower, and I went downstairs to get something from the car.”

Kate grinned, knowing that these two just could NOT keep their hands to themselves. However, she wasn’t letting on to them that she didn’t mind. “Candace DeLorenzo, you lie!! To me, your favorite captain?!! I should have you reprimanded!!”


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“Cap, I’m sorry, look we found a loophole in what you said and took it.”
Kate was confused. “What loophole?”
“Uh, nothing I don’t want to describe it to you, I’d be too freaked out.”
Kate now knew that it must be a reference to their sex life. “So stop screwing for
5 seconds and get ready for work!! You two need to be fresh when you meet Agent Coles
tonight! And so far, you’re wasting the whole day, wearing yourselves out. So go to
separate areas of your house, or make Nate leave, and get some sleep. I mean it, CD. If you’re not alert tonight, and I find out, therapy here you come. AND Nate and you will be
separated until further notice. Do I make myself clear, Inspector?”
CD growled. "Yeah yeah."

"Candace!" Kate warned her again. "I'm not joking about that! I'll send Jinny over to pick
Nate up and escort him home! And if I have to I'll position uniformed officers in front of
both of your homes. Now do I have to do that?"

"No you don't" CD sighed and wondered why she suddenly felt like a teenager who was
in trouble with her mother. Especially because with her own mother she had never known
situations like that.

"And before you find another loophole, NO, you will not accompany Nate." Kate
slammed down the phone and took a deep breath. She was glad those two had found each
other and they still worked great together but she hated having to tear them off each other
constantly.
CD cringed and put the phone down again as well. "Crap." She muttered. She walked
back to the bathroom where Nate had put his boxers back on and was mopping up the
water all over the floor. “Nate, I’m sorry, but you have to get ready to leave.”
Nate looked up, confused. “What? Are you kicking me out, honey?” he grinned.
“No, I’M not, but the cap is. Jinny’ll be over here soon to escort you home, so we
both get plenty of rest before tonight.”
“Are you joking?”
CD shook her head. “I wish I was,” she replied. “But those are the orders, and if
we don’t follow them, and Kate finds out, then she said that she would separate us. She
was very serious, Nate.”
Nate nodded. “Well, I don’t want that to happen. I’ll get my things together, so
Jinny won’t have to wait on me.”
Then Nate grinned. "Hey, how about I'll just take ya along? As part of my stuff
and all."

CD sighed. "Kate already forbade that."

"Damn her!" Nate sighed.
CD cringed and put the phone down again as well. "Crap." She muttered. She walked
back to the bathroom where Nate had put his boxers back on and was mopping up the
water all over the floor. “Nate, I’m sorry, but you have to get ready to leave.”
Nate looked up, confused. “What? Are you kicking me out, honey?” he grinned.
“No, I’M not, but the cap is. Jinny’ll be over here soon to escort you home, so we
both get plenty of rest before tonight.”
“Are you joking?”
CD shook her head. “I wish I was,” she replied. “But those are the orders, and if
we don’t follow them, and Kate finds out, then she said that she would separate us. She
was very serious, Nate.”
Nate nodded. “Well, I don’t want that to happen. I’ll get my things together, so
Jinny won’t have to wait on me.”
Then Nate grinned. "Hey, how about I'll just take ya along? As part of my stuff
and all."

CD sighed. "Kate already forbade that."

"Damn her!" Nate sighed.
"Yeah I know, it's cruel." CD sighed and snuggled close to him.

Nate tilted her chin up and gently kissed her.

CD giggled as he slightly tickled her with his whiskers. “Nate, you need to shave
that before tonight. Or I could shave it, if you wanted!”
Nate stepped back. “Hell no, I don’t want that!! I’ll end up completely smooth all
over!”
CD closed the gap between them. “That wouldn’t be very bad, now would it?!”
“Depends on what all you wanted to shave!” Nate exclaimed.
CD kissed his cheek, leading to his ear. She slightly nibbled as she whispered,
“Hmm, I’m sure I could find something beneficial to shave off.” She rubbed her hands
down his stomach and onto his pants.
Nate moaned. "Jinny..." He whispered.
CD pulled back right away. "Excuse me?
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all for tonight!! and what did everyone think?? :D

:lol: I can't believe just HOW much more we have written already :) :eek:

Please post more soon that was very good.

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Please post more soon that was very good.

thanks :) Here's the next part.

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"She'll be here soon." He sighed.

CD nodded. "Yeah." She had realized why he had said Jinny, but at first it had sounded weird to hear him say Jinny while they were making out.

Nate grinned at her. "Unless you wanna go for a real quick quickie?"

She giggled. “Hmm, I don’t know if I’m really in the mood. I have a headache, I’m too tired.”

Nate laughed. “Come here you, we don’t have much time!” He grabbed her while she was still laughing and kissed her hardly. He dropped her onto the cold bathroom floor and took her right there. She was ready, and they became one quickly.

As their climaxes were approaching, a knock came at the door. “Nate, CD, anyone here?” Jinny asked as she turned the knob to of the front door. It quickly turned open, so she walked on in. “Nate, ya still here? I’m here to pick you up!!”

CD and Nate were too caught up with each other to hear her approaching.

"Hellooooo?" Jinny called out again and then frowned when she heard noises. "Oh come on guys! It's not funny that you're pretending to be..." At that moment she walked into the bathroom. "Oh my god! You're not pretending! I'm so sorry!" She blushed and quickly closed the door behind her again. "I'll just wait in the car..."

CD got up. “Nate, did you hear something?”

Nate groaned, as she got up. “CD, who cares, come back! I didn’t hear anything.”

“Well, I did, Nate. It sounded like someone was right here.” CD frowned.

Nate joked, “Oh, it was probably Jinny walking in on us.”

CD tried to force a laugh. “Yeah, maybe.” She put on a bathrobe from the bathroom and walked out to the living room. She glanced out the window and saw who she figured she’d heard. Jinny was in a dead sprint, going to the car, and getting in it in record time. “Oh, ****, I was right,” CD replied.

Nate came out of the bathroom, too, and came to the window. “What’s going on?”

CD groaned. “Dammit, Nate, it WAS Jinny! She must have walked in on us!!”

"Crap." Nate glanced out of the window and then turned back to CD and pushed her down on the couch. "Then we can finish up now without her coming back." He kissed her again.

"God I can't believe how horny you are." She grinned.

"Like you aren't." He grinned back at her and made her moan, touching her at the spots he knew that were driving her crazy.

“God, Nate, you know how to work me over!!” CD exclaimed as he claimed her mouth again.

He laughed. “I know, I’m just too good at this!!”

She laughed too. “Um, okay, whatever you say!!” They finished their rendezvous, and Nate dressed quickly to go meet Jinny.

“Have fun with explaining yourself, Nate!” CD exclaimed as she walked him to the door.

“Oh, man, this is going to be uncomfortable, isn’t it?!” Nate shook his head. “You’re positive you’re not going to come with me?”

CD smiled, as she kissed him good bye. “I’m positive,” she replied. “Go, and I’ll talk to ya tonight!” She kissed him again, and he kissed back and walked out the door.

When Nate got into the car he apologizingly smiled at Jinny. "CD said she thought she had heard you walk in on..."

Jinny cut him off. "You two are worse than hamsters!" She started the engine. "God. Really. Worse than me in my worst times..."

Nate blushed. "I'm sorry but..."

"Look, I can understand... just... shut up about it! And don't tell anybody! Or I'll never live that up." She sighed.

Nate just nodded and the rest of their drive was spent in an awkward silence. They finally made it Nate’s house, and he opened the door before Jinny came to a complete stop. “Uh, thank you so much Jin, and I’m REALLY sorry about what you, uh... saw.”

Jinny blushed. “Please, Nate, it’s okay, just DO NOT mention it again!”

“Okay, well, talk to ya later.” He said.

“Yeah, alright,” Jinny replied, and she drove off right as Nate got all of his body out of the car.

He was really close to losing a toe or two, but he didn’t notice as he walked up the sidewalk to go into his apartment. He went to the door and unlocked it. It was so quiet without CD, he thought. He quickly undressed and climbed into bed. He had to rest for another night on the town. But without CD in his arms he couldn't fall asleep. His pillow still smelled like her perfume from the last time she had spent the night at his place. He took a deep breath and inhaled her scent as he hugged the pillow tightly and then reached for his phone and dialled her number.

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
:lol: I can't believe just HOW much more we have written already :) :eek:

lol, i know!!!! WOW!!!:eek: :eek: That's why I posted such a big one earlier because so much more is going to happen!!! ;) ;)

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
lol, i know!!!! WOW!!!:eek: :eek: That's why I posted such a big one earlier because so much more is going to happen!!! ;) ;)

LOL yeah totally... and I mean here we don't even have Nate thinking ******* yet and ******** isn't there yet either. And all that stuff about ********* LOL ;)

oh and btw, move your lazy ass on aim or yim cuz I got some lovin for ya baybay LOL :)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
oh and btw, move your lazy ass on aim or yim cuz I got some lovin for ya baybay LOL :)


LAZY?!!! hey now, watch yourself!!!:D :D

Lovin?!!!! YAY!!!!! WOW, i'd better hurry my ass up then!! :stupid: :heart: :cat:

WOW. This is a good fic. The chocolate syrup thing...messy. Sorry, showing my age a little, but the words "hot, sticky sweet, from my head to my feet" come to mind. (It's an old song.) Anyway it did sound YUMMY! (*sigh*Oh, to not have kids home for a few days.);)

Originally posted by 1strunfan
WOW. This is a good fic. The chocolate syrup thing...messy. Sorry, showing my age a little, but the words "hot, sticky sweet, from my head to my feet" come to mind. (It's an old song.) Anyway it did sound YUMMY! (*sigh*Oh, to not have kids home for a few days.);)

LOL, havin fun, eh? And exactly what sounded yummy? The syrup or the guy beneath the syrup? *smirk*

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CD picked up the phone right away, somehow sensing it was him. "Nate?"

"Yeah." He grinned.

"Can't sleep?” She was glad he had called.

"No." He sighed. "You?"

"No." She sighed as well. "I miss you."

He grinned. "I miss you too babe."

She smiled and whispered into the phone. “What are you wearing?”

Nate blushed and grinned. “Just my boxers. Your favorite pair.”

“The ones that slide off the easiest??” CD grinned.

Nate nodded. “Yep, that’s them.” He smiled. “And what is my gorgeous blond wearing??”

CD grinned. “Well, I’m wearing that sexy lingerie that you got me-- remember, the dark purple lacey one?? I’m expecting someone over here soon, so I have to be dressed appropriately.”

Nate groaned, trying to remind himself that it was just a joke. “Oh yeah, and who is it??”

“Duh, I can’t believe you don’t know!! It’s Agent Coles, of course!!” She chuckled.

Nate laughed. “You ho, you said you weren’t interested!! What does he have that I don’t?”

CD smiled. “Well, Nate, I didn’t tell you EVERYTHING Coles and I talked about!! He showed me things I’ve never seen before!!”

Nate cringed. “I’m sure that if I was there right now, I could show you things you’ve never seen before, and it would be MUCH better than that old wrinkly guy!!”

"He's not old, he's experienced." CD chuckled. "You could learn a lot from him actually."

Nate growled. "Oh hey, you wanna say hey to Jinny, she's here in bed with me."

"Oh really? What a coincidence! Cause Teddy actually is here with me. He's gonna have to hide in the closet when Coles comes but hey, he's used to that already..." CD laughed.

"Slut" Nate teased her.

"Jerk." She teased back, but it sounded like she'd call him 'sweetie'.

“Say... how much do you charge him?” He smirked.

“**** you, Nate,” CD yelled back.

“CD, I’d love for you to come over to do me too, but you can’t, Cap’s orders. And Jinny’s pretty experienced, too. WOW! She’s doing things to me that puts you to shame!”

“Describe what’s she’s doing to you. I’m sure it’s not as good as what I could do.” CD taunted back.

“No, I’m bored with her. Tell me what YOU would do to me if you were here.” He purred.

“Nate, what are we doing here?” CD asked.

“Another loophole in Cap’s orders, CD. She never said anything about us not having phonesex.” He grinned broadly.

CD laughed.

“So where were we?” Nate asked. “Oh yeah, I remember. Take me, hott momma, what would you do to me? And how?” Nate smiled a devilish grin.

CD chuckled. "If Cap hears we found another loophole she's gonna have us terminated."

"Then she better not find out eh baby?" Nate smiled. "Come on sweetie... my hand's at your command... what would you do to me?"

[QUOTE]Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
[B]LOL, havin fun, eh? And exactly what sounded yummy? The syrup or the guy beneath the syrup? *smirk*

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Hmmm Theres an A witch was A.) The syrup or B.) The the guy beneath the syurp. Why not add a C. and say C.) Both A and B...

Hmmm...I wonder witch one I would choose...Okay I think it's pretty clear...C LOL

I loved the Loophold! LMAO Phone sex...Gee...did cap have a bug put on thier phone??? LOL more Please!!!!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
[B]LOL, havin fun, eh? And exactly what sounded yummy? The syrup or the guy beneath the syrup? *smirk*

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Hmmm Theres an A witch was A.) The syrup or B.) The the guy beneath the syurp. Why not add a C. and say C.) Both A and B...

Hmmm...I wonder witch one I would choose...Okay I think it's pretty clear...C LOL

I loved the Loophold! LMAO Phone sex...Gee...did cap have a bug put on thier phone??? LOL more Please!!!!

:lol: I LOVE C :)

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"Hmmm." CD smiled. "First I'd kiss you passionately and run my hands all through your hair. I love your hair."

"I love your hair too baby." He smiled.

"And then I'd stroke my hands all over your chest... I bet it's feeling a little scratchy now, doesn't it? Freshly shaven and all." She grinned to herself.

"Actually, it's not scratchy at all. It feels like a baby's bottom!" Nate grinned.

"See? And why does it feel like that? Because I shaved you" CD smirked but decided to play along. “Well, first of all you are WAY overdressed for what I have planned for you now, mister!! I’d have to rip those boxers off of ya, so I could get to the good stuff.”

“And how would you take them off?” He wanted to know.

CD purred into the phone. “With my teeth of course.” She smiled, knowing what she was doing to him. “Don’t worry though. I’d be gentle.”

“Oh, God,” Nate murmured into the phone. “What else?”

"Hmmm with my fingers I'd caress all over your nipples." She smiled at the thought of doing that.

Nate circled his nipples the way CD would do it with his own hands, imagining she was the one doing her magic on him. "What then?" He huskily purred into the phone.

"Then I'd kiss all along your jawline and neck... WITHOUT leaving a gazillion hickeys there...." She couldn't help that comment. "And then I'd stroke along the insides of your thighs while I'd flicker my tongue out against your skin while kissing all over your chest."

"Oh god Candy, you're so talented." He whispered into the phone raggedly, trying to keep up with what she was telling him, but full aware that it would be even better if she'd actually be there.

CD smiled. "Now Nate, what would you do?"

Nate, breathing heavily, replied, “Oh, baby, give me a sec, I need to recover from what you’re doing to me!!”

CD giggled. “Just think if I were actually there!!”

“Oh, gosh, NO, please don’t let me think about that!!” Nate replied, his manhood becoming bigger and bigger.

CD whispered into the phone, “Nate, it’s my turn.”

Nate leaned back on his bed. “I’d first start by touching you all over, feeling you close to me. I’d kiss down your body, while I stoke you through that lacy lingerie you’ve got on.”

“Go on,” CD murmured.

“I’d get tired of that quickly because I want to actually SEE you. I’d rip that off of you, and I press all I got up against you.” He wished he could do it.

CD, imagining him on her, close to being in her, groaned. “Oh, I wish you were here.”

“Me, too, baby,” Nate replied back. “But anyway, now that I have you where I want you, I would take my tongue and suck on your nipples. THAT way, when I leave my friendly marks, it won’t matter because only you and I would see them.”

CD nodded in agreement. “What else?”

“More? Man, you hog, I wanted more for myself!!” Nate exclaimed.

CD chuckled. "Okay. The next thing I'd do..." CD smiled broadly. "I'd leave some marks myself I think. On the insides of your thighs... and I'd kiss my way up again and massage your butt slightly."

Nate groaned. "Oh god CD... by now I'm hard as a rock! And aching!"

CD grinned. "How'd ya show me?" She whispered.

"I'd pull you close to me and caress your thighs with my ****." He moaned. "And at the same time I'd cup your breasts and gently but longinly fondle them." He swallowed. “Ohhhhhh,” Nate sighed, almost feeling her on him. “I can feel you, CD. God, I want you.”

“Me, too, Nate.I want you SO badly,” CD replied. “My turn again.”

“Alright,” Nate replied in deep thought. “Oh, if I was there right now, I’d be IN you. And we’d be moving together. And you’d arch your back that perfect way you do it, and I would grab your ass and go in further.”

“Naaaaate!!” CD groaned into the phone. “Dammit, we don’t really need a job, do we? Please, come back here! I need you!!”

“Me too babe, but you know the rules.” He sighed.

“Yeah, yeah, so what else, Nate? Or is it your turn?” CD sighed as well.

"CD, baby.... I can't take this anymore." He breathed heavily.

"Me neither" She sighed.

"I have an idea!" He grinned. "How about we both leave and meet at a motel? That way we're neither at your nor at my place..."

Puts on a CD mask, and meets Nate, in the Motel!!!! LOL j/K I wish! That was awsome More soon please!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Puts on a CD mask, and meets Nate, in the Motel!!!! LOL j/K I wish! That was awsome More soon please!

hehehe.... Nate's gonna wonder when like 300 CD's show up there ;)

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CD looked at her watch. “Sounds good to me. We have enough time to find one, go there, and then be at the station to get you all dolled up for tonight. And I’ll make myself look disguisting, so Coles will keep his filthy paws off of me!”

“Make yourself look disguisting, huh?! That shouldn’t be too difficult!” Nate laughed hysterically at his own joke.

“Nate Basso, why do we do this? First of all, you are again an ass for saying that, and why are we lovey dovey one second and then making fun of each other the next?? Why can’t we be one or the other?”

Nate laughed. “Well, as much I’d love to screw you at our desks at the Division, I don’t think everyone else would appreciate it, so I have to joke with you to keep my mind off of that ass!”

“But we’re not at the Division, and you’re still being mean to me!” CD objected.

“Fine, I am an ass, now can we get off this damn phone and go somewhere?” He growled.

“I don’t think so. I’m not in the mood anymore,” CD replied.

“Well, fine, I’ll just go check out my list of prospective hookers and meet up with them then!”
He said, thinking she was joking with him again.

”Fine! Be like my ex husband, ya prick!” And with that, she hung up the phone.

Nate right away called her again but only got her machine that said 'FUKK you!' and then beeped. "CD! Come on, I know you're there." He sighed. "Baby I;m sorry! You know me.. come on, please pick up so I can tell you how..." He was stopped by another beep that signaled he had said too much for the message already. He right away called her again though and got the same ‘FUKK you’ and the beep. "Come on! Pick up dammit! I hate these machines! And you know it!"

“DAMMIT!!” he screamed as he dialed for the third time. It picked up with the same happy greeting. “Candace DeLorenzo, I’m SO sorry, I didn’t think you would take that so literally. PLEASE, honey, you know that I would never cheat on you. No prostitute could ever compare...” BEEP, the machine cut him off yet again.

He called to finish. “...to you. You’re my everything; we always joke with each other, but truthfully, I could NOT live without you. We have shared so much together, and I love you. Please call me back!!” He hung up and sighed.

Nate stared at the phone but it didn't ring. The waiting was driving him crazy and he called her yet again. Still no change in the message. "Oh come on! You can't possibly still be mad at me!!!!!" He growled frustrated and sighed. "Baby, please..." Another beep disconnected him again and he redialled. "CD... sugar, please. Forgive me! I know I'm a jerk and I don't deserve you, but I need you." That was followed by another beep and he called again to be greeted by a friendly 'FUKK you!’ "God I HATE that beep!" He growled.

“I’m going to keep calling till you talk to me, Candace DeLorenzo!!” He yelled, as he dialed again. “Yes, CD, this is beginning to be repetitive, but I refuse to have you stop talking to me! I’ll call you until this tape runs out, wait and see if you don’t believe me!” Beep!! He growled.

“Okay, here I go again,” he said to himself as he redialed. At the same time, his doorbell rang.

He stood up to go answer the door. The phone was ringing to CD’s when he opened the door. “What are you doing here?” he asked.

‘FUKK you!’ the machine yelled.

“I, uh, got your messages.” She smiled at him.

“How many of em?” Nate asked.

“Just two, right?” At least after the second one she had left.

Nate laughed as the tape beeped in his ear. “Well, including that conversation, I’ve called like 5 times. I told you I wasn’t going to stop until you forgave me.” He looked at her. “Is that why you’re here; do you forgive me?”

CD gave a slight nod. “Please, can we stay away from the prostitute jokes as much as possible? Or we can joke about us sleeping with other people, but there’s got to be a line drawn somewhere.”

Nate nodded and took her into his arms. “I agree, honey. I’m sorry.”

She grinned. “I’m sorry, too.”

He stepped back. “So,” he said his a devilish grin. “Where are we off to now?”

"Oh you!" She chuckled.

He kissed her temple and picked her up and carried her into his bedroom and laid her down on the bed and then snuggled close to her. "We really should get some sleep before tonight" He whispered. "But I can't sleep without you in my arms."

She smiled back at him. "Neither can I."

Meanwhile Kate decided to check on CD again and called her. She was shocked when she heard the machine pick up and then her recent message. "CANDACE DELORENZO!!!!!!!!!!!!" She was at a loss of words. So she decided to call over at the Basso residence. It rang 6 times before a sleepy voice answered.

“Hello??” CD mumbled.

“INSPECTOR DELORENZO, I have the urge to kick your ass all the way to Mexico. Why in the hell did you disobey my orders? And why is your answering machine like that?”

“Oh, fukk!” CD groaned. “Cap, I’m SO sorry, that message was for Nate, not for you. And I’m sorry for disobeying orders, we aren’t sleeping together, sleeping together, we’re just sleeping together, ya know?”

“What the hell are you trying to spit out?!!” Kate exclaimed. “Do you realize what hell you two have put me in today?! I’m going to have more gray hair than I have brains any time now!!”

“Cap, I’m sorry we didn’t mean it to make you mad.” CD apologized again.

“The hell you didn’t, Inspector! You two have disobeyed every single rule I’ve given you! I’d really like to beat the crap outta ya!!” She couldn’t belive they were dancing around on her head like that.

“Cap, look, we really need to get some rest. We’ve got a big night ahead of us, and we need sleep.” CD yawned.

“I know that dammit, I’ve been telling you that ALL day!” Kate yelled.

“Easy there, Kate. We’re going back to sleep; night.” And with that CD hung up.

“Now she hangs up on me?!! What in the world am I going to do with that girl?” Kate asked herself, shaking her head.

“Huh?" Nate looked up, having woken up himself eventually now.

"Nothing, nevermind.” CD yawned. "Go back to sleep." She snuggled close to him.

"Okay." He whispered and held her close. Soon they were dreaming about each other again

Great Job. You can post more now, okay.

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^ New Page New page!!! LOL More please! And LMAO about Kate getting the Fukk you on CD recorder! I about chocked! Awsome job both of you MOre please!

LOL, yeah I thought that was really funny too :) But then again, poor cap with those two here ;)

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In the early evening CD woke up from his alarm clock and growled. She had just dreamed that they were getting married.

“Dammit, shut up, I was busy!!” CD pushed the annoying thing down to the ground.

Nate started to stir. “Busy with what?”

She smiled as she moved on top of him. “I was having a GREAT dream!”

“Oh, I see,” Nate smiled back. “Did it have me in it?”

“Hmm, let’s see...” She captured his mouth with hers and immediately their tongues collided together. She rubbed her legs down his. “I THINK you were in that dream, but I’m not really sure.” She smiled her devilish smirk as he attacked her.

He pushed her back into the pillows so he was on top now. “Let me refresh your memory then...” He purred and kissed her full of lust and love.

“Hmmm. Yeah it was you.” She grinned at him and stroked through his hair.

“And what exactly did we do in your dream?” He smirked and stroked all over her belly.

“Nothing...” She trailed off and kissed him passionately while she ran her hands all over his back.

That made him pull back though. “Nothing? Come on tell me.” He smirked “No matter how kinky it was, I wanna know.”

She rolled her eyes and pushed him off her again. “It wasn’t kinky. We weren’t even having sex.”

He gasped. “We weren’t? But we’re always having sex.”

“Well not now.” She said, got up and went into the bathroom.

“Ehh...” He frowned and watched after her. Sighing he got up himself and followed her. Slightly he knocked against the door. “Sugar, come on... what did I do this time? Are you still mad at me because of yesterday?”

She opened the door. “I am NOT mad at you at all! But if you keep that up I will be soon.” She said with a glare.

“PMS huh?” He chuckled.

She growled, rolled her eyes and slammed the door shut into his face.

Nate banged his head up against the door. ‘This woman is the moodiest thing I’ve ever seen!’ he thought to himself. “CD, come on, I was just joking!! Give me a break, and tell me what’s wrong.”

“Nothing’s wrong, dammit, haven’t you ever heard of someone needing to take a piss?!” She screamed as he heard the water turn on.

“CD, come on, you know that you’re in there because you’re mad at me. And all I asked about was your dream!” He sighed.

CD ignored him while she looked at herself in the mirror. ‘What in hell’s wrong with me?’ she thought. ‘I’ve wanted this kind of relationship forever, and now I’m acting crazy because of a silly dream!’ “Man, I’m crazy,” she muttered to herself.

“CD, what did you say? PLEASE come out of there; you’ll have to talk to me sometime.” Nate pleaded.

CD growled because he wasn't leaving her alone. She walked out and stormed past him again. "Damn wrong, I do NOT have to talk to you!" She quickly gathered her stuff and stormed out, slamming the door shut behind her.

Nate sighed. "Why am I doing this to myself?" He muttered.

When CD arrived at home she checked he machine. 'you have eleven new messages.' the computurized voice informed her. The first nine were from Nate and she had to smile at that. Then Kate's message followed and after that sombody who said "Sickkk. just sick! Both of you!" She wasn't sure but it sounded like Magda's voice. “Hmm, wonder what she wanted?” CD asked out loud. She looked at her watch and saw that she only had 2 hours till she had to get back downtown, so she decided to just talk to her when she got to the Division.

What's Mag gotta say if, that was her...Please post more soon. That was really good! Poor Nate, adn CD though.. All the confustion sp women put towards men. LOL

Excellent, as always. Now, post more...soon.

Must have MORE!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
What's Mag gotta say if, that was her...Please post more soon. That was really good! Poor Nate, adn CD though.. All the confustion sp women put towards men. LOL

uhhhh. we never actually picked that up again. LOL probably wasn't that important ;)

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CD now had to figure out what she was going to tell Nate. Plead temporary insanity? Blame it on an evil twin that he’d never met? She didn’t know, but she was getting annoyed with herself for always being mad at him or vice versa. ‘Why do we fight, if we’re supposed to love each other so much?’ she wondered.

Nate got to the Division early because he decided he couldn’t count on CD to get there to help him. She was probably still mad at him. He stripped out of his clothes and got out the bag of materials for tonight’s adventure. He put on his hoes and skirt and got the bra out. “Okay, I can do this,” he murmured trying to remember how CD had helped him. He bent and twisted his body, trying to put it together. He snapped it on sideways, on backwards, and on the last attempt, he had it so bunched up that he couldn’t even figure out how to get it unsnapped, let alone how to get it over his ‘boobs’.”

At that particular moment, CD waltzed through the door.She just had to laugh when she saw Nate like that. "What happened to you?"

He growled. "Leave me alone."

"Looks to me like you could need some help." She walked up to him.

"NO!" He protested. "I'm fine. Now go again." He didn't even know why he was mad at her suddenly.

"Okay, fine, whatever." CD said and sat down.

"What do you still want here?" Nate snapped at her.

“Look, Nate, I’m sorry I yelled at you earlier. And I’m still here because I know you’re going to ask for help with that eventually.”

“Yeah, well, you should be sorry! And I will NOT ask for help with this!” Nate exclaimed.

“Fine, suit yourself. Figure it out on your own.” She turned and walked out the door.

Nate fumbled with his bra for another five minutes, but he’d finally thrown in the towel. He walked out the door, with his bottom half covered and a bra hooked at his waist. His strides picked up as he walked through the Division.

“Whoo whoo, Nate!” Raina yelled from her desk.

“Yeah, yeah,” he mumbled as he entered Kate’s office. “Dammit, Cap, can you put this on me?”

Kate looked up and laughed. “What’s the matter, Nate, you can only master taking bras OFF and not putting them on?”

“Yeah, something like that,” he grumbled under his breath.

Kate stood up and walked over to him. She put her hands on the bra and laughed. “Nate, all you have to do is pull it around and lift up!!” She simply turned the bra around and put the straps over his shoulders. “You’re all set!”

He shook his head. “I can’t believe that’s all I was forgetting. I’m such an idiot,” he replied.

“No, you’re not, Nate. Actually, I’d be worried if you KNEW how to put one of these on!” Kate laughed.

Nate laughed himself. “Yeah me, too, Cap. Thanks,” he said as he left the room. He walked back to the interrogation room, ignoring all the catcalls he was getting, and returned to finish dressing.

He put his shirt and wig on, and he started his make up. He was completely clueless, but
he didn’t want to ask CD for any help. He did what he thought was right and went out to
see if CD was ready.

CD gasped when he saw him. Magda laughed "Oh my god, I remember Lily looked like that once when she played with mom's make up."

Nate growled. "Alright fine... Mag, wanna help me get it straight?"

"Sure" She said and followed him back into the interrogation room. "I thought this was CD's job?"

He growled. "Do me a favor and don't mention that name again."

"Uh oh." She frowned. "Trouble in paradise?"

"Mag, I don't want to talk about it." He said.

Excellent. It is just too funny. Nate can't put on a bra, and I can just imagine him trying to put on makeup.
:lol:

That was great! But I need more! :wave:

LOVED IT!! NODOUBT ABOUT IT, I LOVED IT!!! Post more and please let CD and Nate make up?? I don't like it when they are fighting. :(

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
LOVED IT!! NODOUBT ABOUT IT, I LOVED IT!!! Post more and please let CD and Nate make up?? I don't like it when they are fighting. :(

LOL, don't they all the time in this one?

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Magda nodded. "Okay, sorry I was just asking."

“Yeah, well, it’s not funny. Just get this damn make up on, so I can convince men to have sex with me, while an old prick hits on my girlfriend!” He growled.

Magda frowned. "Whatever you say..." She helped him with the makeup, neither of them saying another word.

Meanwhile outside CD was growling and angrily smashed crumpled paperballs into the trashcan.

"Candace..." Kate sighed upon seeing that. "What is going on lately?

"Nothing!" CD growled and smashed another ball into the trash. "Absofukkenlutely nothing!"

"I see..." Kate frowned and sat down next to her.

CD just crumpled another sheet of paper and tossed it.

"Hey stop that!" Kate warned her.

“Sorry,” she mumbled.

“Come on, CD, talk to me. What happened between you and Nate?” Kate asked again.

CD sighed. “I had THE dream.”

“What dream?” Kate asked her.

“THE dream,” she replied again. “You know, the white picket fence and lacy dress??”

Kate smiled. “Oh, THAT dream! I see, and did you tell Nate?”

“Of course not!! Then he’d either get freaked out by it and leave me, or he’d pop the question! And I don’t want either one of those things to happen!!” She exclaimed.

“CD, come on! The first thing would NEVER happen because he’s crazy about you, even if you yourself are crazy! And if the second thing occurred, what would be so wrong it that?” She smiled at her.

CD grunted. “Oh, I don’t know, Cap, marriages have always worked so well for me in the past.”

“CD, you make it sound like you’ve been married 10 times!! You had one bad marriage-- that doesn’t mean you’re doomed for the rest of your life!” Kate said.

“But Cap,” CD complained, “every time I take to the next level with a guy, we always break up.”

”CD, there is no next level with you and Nate. You’ve obviously had sex ONCE OR TWICE,” she giggled at her own joke, “so you know that he’s not disappointed in that!”

CD started again. “Yeah, but..”

“STOP making up excuses, CD! You’ll just push him away,” Kate replied.

CD sighed. "I guess..."

"But?" Kate frowned.

"I don't wanna marry him, okay? That's all." She tossed another paperball into the trash.

Nate had just walked in behind them to overhear the last part of what CD had said. Even though he hadn't really thought about it yet, he had somehow just assumed they'd get married one day. Dumbstruck he just stood there.

"Nate? Everything okay?" Jinny asked and then chuckled. "I mean apart from the obvious.... did ya break a nail or something?"

“Shut up,” he mumbled as he looked at CD, as she glanced back at him. “Excuse me,” he replied as he walked quickly to the men’s room.

“Nate, wait!” CD yelled after him.

Nate went into the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror. “No wonder she wouldn't want to marry you, @sshole look at yourself!”

CD knocked on the door. “Nate, let me in.”

“Go away, I understand,” he replied with a small tear in the corner of his eye.

CD pushed open the door slightly and said, “How can you understand, Nate, when it’s not true?”

He turned around. “What? But you just told Kate that...”

“I KNOW what I just told Kate, Nate. I told her that because I’m scared out of my mind because I just had THE dream.” She sighed.

He was clueless. “THE dream??”

“Why doesn’t anyone know about THE dream?” she muttered. “THE dream is the marriage dream! I dreamt that you and I were married. And that scared the crap out of me.

“CD, I understand. I was never good enough for a woman like you, and I’m glad I walked into that conversation because I know you would never dismiss me because you’re too nice. You wouldn’t have wanted to hurt my feelings. Didn’t you do the same with your ex-husband? It’s easier this way, then.” Nate said.

“NATE BASSO, that’s not true!!” She protested.

“Then why isn’t it?” He wanted to know.

She sighed. "Dammit Nate... what do you think why I didn't tell you? We're not ready for dreams like that yet... look at us! Our whole relationship is one big joke! We screw like the rabbits and are mean to each other before we screw again! Whoo hoo, and you wanna talk about marriage? No way!" With that she walked out again.

"CD, wait!" He followed her. "That's all this is to you? Sex?"

“Well, that’s all it seems like lately. Sex and arguments! God, I should’ve just stayed married. Then I could’ve gotten more sleep.” She growled.

“CD, hold the hell on! If you really think that, then we definitely should never be married! I don’t understand why you deny everything in this relationship! I love you and cherish you! I worship the ground you walk on! The happiest I ever am is when I’m with you. Except for lately when all you do is bitch and complain!” That really bothered him a lot because he didn’t know what was going on with her.

"Oh yeah, great, now I'm the bitch again... you know what Nate? Go back to hell where you came from!" She yelled at him.

"Wha.. what?" He asked. "What the hell is that supposed to mean now?"

"It means I've had enough of you and your bull! I don't want any more of this!" She yelled again.

"CD you're starting to scare me..." He swallowed.

"Nate, leave me alone! It's over, accept it and don't be a baby about that! Geez." With that she left him standing there.

The rest of the Division sat there with their mouths gasping open. “What the hell are you all staring at?” Nate muttered as he grabbed his purse and decided to wait outside for Agent Coles.

Poor Nate. God, I would never break up with that hott guy, even if my life depended on it. CD, what were you thinkin' girl? lol.

Sorry, I forgot to add POST MORE SOON, coz I want ya to 'n' all. :D

omg: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek: :eek: omg:

I can't believe CD acted like that. :crying: :crying: :crying:
Post more soon. Excuse me. I need a Kleenex.

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88

I can't believe CD acted like that. :crying: :crying: :crying:
Post more soon. Excuse me. I need a Kleenex.

*hands box of Kleenex around*

*goes post more*

*changes mind and goes comfort Nate instead* ... ;)

LOL, here's the next part...

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Kate went to go find CD. She was bawling her eyes out in the ladies’ room. “CD, you alright?”

CD looked up at her. “Yeah, Cap, I’m great! I’m on top of the world! Wow, I feel like a million bucks!”

“I see why you and Nate argue all the time with sarcasm like that,” Kate replied.

“How the hell would you know?!!” She shouted back at her captain.

“Whoa, now you’re talking back to your commanding officer?” Kate asked.

CD sighed and muttered, “Sorry.”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought.” She looked at CD, who had started to cry more. “You want me to put Jin or Mag with Nate tonight? I mean, you would only have to ride with him for a little bit, and then watch him from inside the van. You don’t have to go, if you don’t want to. You’d have to actually protect him though; if the killer attacked, you’d have to do something about it instead of just egging him on!” She smiled at her.

CD smiled a little.

“So, Inspector, you want to go or not?” Kate asked.

CD sighed. "It's my job... I have to go... I'll manage." She said. But truth was, she'd never forgive herself if something would happen and she wasn't there.

Kate gave her a small smile. "That's the CD I know."

CD rolled her eyes.

"Now you wanna tell me just why the hell you just broke up with the best thing that ever happened to you?" Kate asked.

"Because he's too good for me" She answered.

"What?" Kate asked puzzled.

"Dammit, just leave me alone and go **** yourself!" CD was pissed that everybody kept on bugging her and stormed out of the woman's room again. She saw that Nate wasn’t at his desk, so he oughta be outside already. She walked out and Nate was sitting on the curb, as Agent Coles just pulled up. “Never thought I’d be glad to see him,” she muttered to herself.

“Ladies, I see you’re ready!” Coles laughed at his own joke.

Kate came running out. “I’m sorry, hang on a sec! Nate, you have a phone call.”

“Just take a message, and I’ll call em back,” Nate replied.

Kate shook her head. “No, they said it was urgent.”

Nate sighed and walked in following Kate. She stopped before they got into the felony division’s inside entrance. “Nate, I lied, you don’t have a call.”

“Then why am I still here?” he asked.

“Look, I just talked to CD. PLEASE don’t listen to what she’s saying. She loves you more than anything, and she doesn’t think she’s good enough for you.” Kate told him.

“That’s ridiculous, why...” Nate started.

“Hang on, I’m not finished.” She cut him off and Nate closed his mouth to let Kate continue. “She’s going through some changes, ya know? Very tough emotional changes, so let her be for
awhile, okay? It’ll pass.”

“Um, okay, Cap” Nate said, very confused.

“Okay, that’s it. Dismissed.” She smiled at him.

Nate walked out the door. ‘Changes? he thought. What kind of changes?’

He walked out again and as he entered the lobby he saw a woman with a stroller. Suddenly it downed on him. "OH MY GOD!" He exclaimed and ran outside, took CD by the hand, pulled her inside again and pressed her against the wall, kissing her passionately. "Oh god CD, I'm so stupid" He said. "Please forgive me!" He then bend down on his knee. "CD please, please marry me."

Awwwwww that was so cute.And here's another big hug for ya :bighug: Post more!:)

Awww okay I am gonna die if, one of ya doesn't post more soon. LOL that was awsome!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
Awww okay I am gonna die if, one of ya doesn't post more soon. LOL that was awsome!

Of course we wouldn't want that... :)

And thanks so much for all the hugs... and the new page LOL :)

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"What?" She looked at him like he had turned green. "Have you lost it completely now? I just broke up with you! I will not marry you!"

He kissed her belly and got up again. "But I know... and I'm so happy!" He grinned at her.

“You know what? And why in the hell did you just kiss my belly?!” CD exclaimed.

“Don’t worry, I hope you’re not mad, but Kate told me the news.” He grinned at her.

“What news?” she demanded.

“That you’re pregnant, and we’re going to have a baby!” He hugged her. “Oh, honey, I’m so happy! I love you so much, and this is so great!”

“Get off of me!! I am NOT pregnant! Why would Kate tell you that?!” CD pushed him away from her again.

“CD, it’s okay, I’m cool with it. Let’s just be honest with each other, just for a second.” He smiled broadly.

“Nate, I AM being honest!” She sighed deeply. “Read my lips-- I AM NOT
PREGNANT!!”

“Then why would Cap say that?” He frowned, still not buying it.

“What exactly did she say, Sheman?” She shot him a glare.

Nate ignored the last comment. “She said you were going through some very big emotional changes, but they would soon pass.”

“And you thought that meant that I was PREGNANT?!” CD yelled.

“Well, I, uh,” Nate stammered. He didn’t have a clue as to what to do or say. Was she or wasn’t she? "You're so damn moody lately and all... " She just had to be pregnant. "Are you having morning sickness already? How far along are you? Since when do you know?" He had a million questions.

CD growled and knocked against his head. "HELLO? ANYBODY IN THERE? I had my tubes tied dammit! So let me say it ONE and I repeat ONE more time: I AM NOT PREGNANT!" She yelled right into his ear and then stormed off again.

Nate right away followed he. "Sugar... wait... maybe that's what YOU think... "

“Dammit, they’ve been tied for over 10 years! I’ve had sex with other people besides you in that 10 years! If they weren’t really tied, I would’ve had at least 10 little CDs walking around here! Do I make myself clear?!” She couldn’t believe that Nate insisted she was pregnant.

“Well, what I’m trying to say is, maybe they came untied or the knot came out. Hell, I don’t know how that works! But maybe you ARE.” Nate grinned.

“You’re right, you don’t know how it works! And you think I’ve been moody lately? Well, newsflash, I’ve always been like that! I’ve always been a bitch, but you’ve just thought of me as this, oh hell, i don’t know...” She growled.

“A goddess?” he finished the sentence for her. “That’s what I think of you.”

“EXACTLY! I’m obviously not even close to your standards of what you think I am! I could never be enough for you!!” CD answered to that.

"Wha... what?" He stammered. "Baby you're everything I need! You're so much more than I deserve!"

"Bull**** Nate!" She cut him off. "Now can we stop all this crap for five minutes or so? We have a killer to catch!" She said and walked up to the creep again. "Agent Coles!" She said. "Ready."

He smirked, interpreting way too much into that and assuming she had changed her mind about him. "Sure dolly."

Nate shook his head and followed CD to the van. CD climbed in, and Nate walked up to Coles. “Don’t ever call her that again.”

Coles just laughed and got into the driver’s side of the van. They traveled to their destination in dead silence. Nate got out and found his favorite corner. He situated himself and waited for the killer. Or a clue. Or anything that would get him off of this case.

omg, i forgot about that part!! lmao!!! :D :)

:( I hate when them two fight....now post more...but make them happy,happy,happy.....:D

Excellent! You can post more now.

LOL. Nate's comment was sooooooooooo hilarious. LOL again. Please post more ASAP!

Originally posted by maria1986
:( I hate when them two fight....now post more...but make them happy,happy,happy.....:D

:yeahthat

here's some more guys!! ENJOY!! :)
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Back in the van, CD sat silently looking out the window at Nate.
“What’s on your mind, Sugar?” Coles asked.
"Don't you DARE call me Sugar again!" CD glared at him.
"Aww why not sugar?" He grinned and put his hand on her thigh again.

"Because that's what my.. that is NONE of your buisness!" She glared at him, opened the
door and shoved him outside and the locked the car again before he could get inside
again. She really had too much on her mind right now to deal with him. She loved Nate,
more than anything. And their fighting always was just joking, except for the last few
fights... or was it really just one big fight? Was he ready for something that she'd never be
ready for? She sighed and ignored how Coles hammered against the van, yelling for her
to open up again.
She needed to talk to Nate RIGHT now, before she chickened out. She unlocked
the van and in climbed Coles.
“It’s about damn time! What the hell was that?”
She got right in his face and softly whispered, “Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that would
be some kind of weird turn on for ya, baby. My bad.” She jumped out of the vehicle and
walked over to Nate.
“CD, what are you doing?” Nate hissed.
“Hey, baby,” she replied as she gently stroked his face. “You are one good looking
broad! How much are you charging these days?”
“Uh, well, ma’am, I don’t know where we could....”
“Oh don’t worry baby, we have a hotel set up for ya incase you get any
prospective lookers.” She pressed her lips close to his ear and provactively whispered.
“And I’m tired of just looking.”
“CD,” he whispered, hoping no one could hear him call her by name. “We’re
working!”
“I don’t care, you’re just too much for me to wait around for, baby. It’ll be a
quickie, and you can come back to your post. What do ya say?” She asked as she slightly
grinned.
"I uhhh..." Nate looked at her stunned as she got out a 100 dollar bill and winked
as she stuffed that into his bra.

At that point he knew he'd lose all credabilty if he wouldn't go with her so he followed
her. "And you're sure you're not pregnant?" He whispered.
She growled. "You're close to making me change my mind and picking somebody else
here!"

Nate shut up at that and followed her to the motelroom. "I am so confused right about
now..." he said but her lips came crushing down on his as she shut him up and started to
quickly get undressed.

"You talk to much and you think too much... let's get down to buisness." She said and laid
down on the bed. "If you're man enough that is..." She purred as she sexily posed for him.
“Oh, baby, I’ve missed that,” he replied as he grabbed her tightly as he crashed
down on her. The two of them quickly stripped him down together, and immediately they
became one.
“CD, I’ve needed this all day.”
CD laughed. “Nate, you got it today!”
“Yeah, but then we fought for hours.”
“Nate, let’s not talk about that.”
“CD, let’s not DO it again.”
She nodded. “Good point, I’ll try to just keep the fighting to a joking point.”
He agreed. “Oh, baby, I want to go again.” He stroked her belly for a bit.
“Me, too, but we need to get back out there, so we can end this damn case
TONIGHT!”
Nate nodded. “Uh, CD?”
She looked at him. “Yeah?”
“You’re belly seems a little bigger than the last time I’ve seen it. I think you’ve
gained a little weight there. Ya know what that means!”
***:) :D

yay!...they made up...but what is Nate's deal with her being pregnant?...geeze...lol....post more soon...:D

Originally posted by maria1986
yay!...they made up...but what is Nate's deal with her being pregnant?...geeze...lol....post more soon...:D


He's just looking forward to being a daddy LOL... but boy he has no idea what's gonna hit him... eh Lisa? LOL

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“Nate Basso, I can NOT believe you just said that!” she yelled as she hit him in the face. “We had sex this morning, and you think my stomach’s gotten bigger since then?! Oh my gosh, you’re insane!! For the last damn time-- CANDACE DELORENZO IS NOT PREGNANT!!”

“Okay, okay, I’m sorry, I just thought..” He said.

“That’s the problem, Nate! You keep thinking! And obviously there’s nothing up there to think with!” She slapped his forehead.

Nate laughed. “You know what, you’re back to being cute when you’re mad.” He kissed her lips. “Unlike the bitch you were earlier.” He kissed her again.

She kissed him back and grinned. “Wow, Nate, what a compliment. You know the way to a woman’s heart.” She gave him a little squeeze and looked at her watch. “Nate, you need to get back out there, so we can get this stupid case over with for the night. I’m sick of it!”

“YOU’re sick of it?!” Nate exclaimed as the two of them started to dress. “At least you don’t have to try and attract people of the SAME sex!”

CD smiled. “True, but it works out for the best every once in awhile, doesn’t it?”

Nate laughed. “It sure does.”

The two of them finished dressing quickly and fervently ran back outside. Nate stopped at the corner, while CD hopped back into the van.

“Where the hell were you two?” Coles demanded.

“Oh, we just had to work on Nate’s, uh, outfit, yeah, and it took awhile.” CD said.

Coles looked over at Nate. “Wow, it really worked, whatever you did!”

CD glanced at Nate, who was swarmed with middle aged men and a couple old grannies.“What the.....” she started, but didn’t need to finish because the crowd parted a little, and CD could see in. “Oh my gosh,” she murmured under her breath. Nate had somehow gotten his skirt caught in his hosiery in the back and was giving everyone a free showing of his tight ass.

Meanwhile Nate had realized that himself and blushed deeply as he adjusted his skirt again. "CD, I swear, if you did that on purpose I'm gonna beat you up! Pregnant or not!" He muttered after the crowd had cleared, fully aware that she and Coles would hear him.

CD couldn't believe he actually thought she would do that on purpose.

"Pregnant?" Coles grinned. "Whoa that's great! Then we don't need protection and I can't knock you up because some other poor bastard did that already." He laughed.

“You ass, you’d better listen the **** up.” CD said through gritted teeth. “One, I am NOT pregnant. Two, even if I was, I wouldn’t tell a freak like you. And three; for the last time, I will NEVER sleep with you, protection or no protection! You’re old and probably very wrinkly, and you’re one of the most annoying people I’ve ever met! I wouldn’t sleep with you if you were the last man on the planet! If I had to choose to screw you or a goat, I’d choose the damn goat!! Ya get my drift?!” CD shouted.

"Kinky." Coles grinned. "God, you’re just my kind of girl. Can I watch?" He licked his lips and yet again put his hands on her thigh. He just didn’t get it.

CD shuddered in disguist at that. That guy got worse and worse every damn minute. She pushed his hand away again and glared at him. “Touch me one more time and I swear I’ll arrest you for sexual haressment!”

“Rrrrrrrr.” He grinned at her. “You wanna play with your handcuffs, huh honey?” He laughed. “Come on... let’s just leave your partner here and we can go home to me and I’ll whip out my handcuffs and you can give my dog a blow job.” He actually thought CD would be excited about that and say yes.

But CD made a disguisted face. “God how SICK!” She shuddered and looked over at him again, fighting the urge to throw up.

He wiggled his eyebrows and laughed, seeing that as a compliment.

CD finally had enough of him, opened the door on his side again and punched him so hard into the face that he fell out. “Damn!” She shook her fist. “Ouch...” Then she glared at him once more and drove up to Nate and honked. “WE’RE LEAVING!” She called out.

Nate frowned. “CD, what...”

But she cut him off again. “Don’t ask!”

Coles got his sorry ass up off of the ground and walked quickly towards the van. “You bitch, you’re going to pay for that!! We’ve got a case to do here!!” he yelled, seeing that CD was not stopping that van as soon as she could convince Nate to get into the vehicle.

He had to say something to make her stay. “Inspector DeLorenzo, why don’t we put your ass out there? At least YOUR hair is naturally blond.”

Go CD, Go CD, Go CD

Except, instead of punching him in the face, she should have kicked him somewhere else!!!

Great job, as usual.

That was hilarious! lol. I think she might of got the point across, but with Coles,......probably not. What an idiot.

Post More ASAP!

here's some more!!! :)
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CD heard the comment and put on the brakes, putting the car into park. “What did you
say?”
“****,” he muttered under his breath. “I said that you look more believable than
that partner of yours does, so we should have you out on the corner. Nate and I will
surveillance.”
“What else did you say?” CD questioned him.
Coles stuttered. “I said your hair was uh, nice; men would be attracted to it.”
What’s he hiding? CD asked herself.
“Ah, wait, I changed my mind. CD you were right in the first place, I think. The two of us
have been around each other for too long tonight; how about we stop now and come back
refreshed tomorrow night?”
Nate had been standing by CD to hear their conversation, but he was extrememly
confused, and ready to go home. “Ok, Agent Coles, that sounds like a good plan.”
CD nodded willingly because she had some research to do. “Ok, well, we can
meet up tomorrow same as today.”
Coles agreed, thankful to get his big mouth out of there, and he hailed a cab as CD
and Nate rode back to the Division.
“CD, why are we going back when we can obviously go home?” Nate whined.
“Nate, you heard him make the blond comment didn’t you?”
“CD, you can’t take every blond joke personally,” Nate teased.
“Nate, listen to me! Why would he say something about a blond woman?” She
looked over at him. “The last victim-- she was blond, Nate. Coincedence or evidence?”
“I don’t know, CD, that’s a little skeptical to me. I guess you’re right though; we
need to check it out tonight.”
She nodded her head as they pulled up to the Division. They walked quickly into
their room and straight to Kate’s office. They explained their concerns fastly to her, and
she gave them the go ahead to investigate. CD was looking at Coles profile, while Nate
checked on the murdered drag queens.
“CD, you were right!” Nate exclaimed when he found something. “ALL of the victims
were BLOND!! We hadn’t covered that; you and I haven’t, and Coles never mentioned
it.”
CD grinned. “Busted,” she replied with a smirk across her face.
“CD, we can’t bring him down because he’s observant.”
She shook her head. “No, but we can tact this up with evidence against him.” She
pointed at what she was talking about. “In this 20 years of service, he has been questioned
in involvement in 4 pornography cases, 2 prostitute kidnappings, and he was charged and
fine for soliciting 2 prostitutes, both on the same night .” She turned to look Nate straight
in the eye. “One was a woman, mid-30s and another a MAN IN DRAG, late-30s.”
Nate smiled. “How much you want to bet they were both blonds??”
"Most likely." CD nodded. "Let's get the okay to arrest him from Kate."
Nate nodded. "Hey CD?"
He smirked.
"Yeah?" She looked at him and smiled back.
"What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?" Nate asked.
CD groaned and rolled her eyes.
"Her ankles." Nate answered the question of the joke and laughed.
***lol, that's all for tonight!!!

"Nate, you're an idiot." She said and walked into Kate's office.

He followed her still laughing.

"What's so funny?" Kate asked, looking up at them.

Nate smirked. "Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?"

Kate raised her eyebrow. "I can't see why you'd come in here to tell a joke, but I wanna hear the answer."

"Because she got an F in sex. " Nate cracked up and Kate had to chuckle.

"ANYWAY." CD said, shooting Nate a glare. "We're certain that Coles is our killer." She told her everything they had found out. "Can we go pick him up?"

Kate sighed. "You're right, that sounds like it's him, but it isn't enough for an arrest warrent. You need to actually catch him."

CD growled. "And how do you think we can do that? It's not like he's stupid enough to make a pass at Nate. And apparently female hookers aren't his cup of tea at the moment."

"Hmm." Kate shrugged. "I'm sure you will come up with something." Then she curiously looked at CD again. "Why did you start to suspect him anyways?"

CD groaned. "I think it started when he wanted me to have sex with his dog... he's a perverted bastard and he let something slip about my hair being natural blonde then..."

"I see." Kate nodded.

Nate just couldn't resist. "What is the similarity between a smart blond, Santa and the tooth fairy?"

"Naaaate!" CD growled.

"They are all make believe." He said and laughing walked out of Kate's office.

“Nate, I swear I’m going to punch you like I punched the perv.” She glared at him.

Nate laughed. “Well, you better not use the same hand!” He picked up the hand she had used, examining it, while she screamed out.

“OW, DAMMIT!!” Her hand was swollen and bruised from where she hit him.

“CD, you should’ve told me you needed ice or something!” Nate felt sorry because it hurt her.

“I didn’t realize it looked like that.” She said.

“Well, you should’ve used your head and looked at it. Speaking of using your head!” Nate exclaimed as he prepared himself for the next joke. “How do you confuse a blond?”

“Nate, PLEASE shut up; we have to work on this case!!” CD groaned.

“Not yet, I have to tell you the answer!” He giggled at his own joke before he even said it aloud. Through bits of laughter, he replied, “Put her in a curricular room and tell her to pee in the corner!!!” He was practically rolling on the ground in laughter while CD stood there, shaking her head.

As Nate finally settled, tears streaming down his face, CD asked, “Now that you’re under control for the time being—let’s actually work so we can go home!! It’s getting really late. How are we going to solve this case, Nate?” CD asked, trying to ignore the jokes because she knew Nate was drooling for a comeback.

Nate shrugged and chuckled. "Why does it take blondes so long to make a chocolate cake?"

CD sighed and decided that maybe if she played along he'd stop. "I don't know Nate, why?"

He smirked. "Because it takes ages to peel all the M&Ms."

"Very funny." She rolled her eyes. Usually she didn't mind blonde jokes, but she knew he was just doing this to edge her on now.

At that moment Teddy came into the Division, wanting to pick up Jinny for dinner. That gave CD an idea and she walked up to him. "Hey you."

"Hey yourself." He smiled at her. "Where's Jin?"

At that moment she and Magda walked in again and CD pointed behind him.

Jinny grinned when she saw Teddy. "Hey you."

He smiled and kissed her quickly.

"Say..." CD spoke up again. "How'd you two like to help me and Nate on a case?"

“Me and Jin?” Magda asked.

“Um, no, sorry, Mag, but I was thinking more of Jin and Teddy,” CD replied.

“But Teddy’s not a cop! What does he have that I don’t?” Magda whined.

“Balls, Magda. And that’s what we need for this case,” CD said, knowing that Nate would get a kick out of that. She turned to look at him. He was trying so hard not to burst out laughing as he listened to Teddy’s confused question.

“CD?! What are you talking about?” Teddy asked.

Teddy, man, sorry, but we really need you to take over my responsibilities in our case because the killer’s already seen me and hasn’t hit on me.” Nate gave a sad, distant look. “I guess I’m just not hot enough.”

CD nodded, ready to play. “Yep, Nate that’s probably it. Coles was saying all sorts of things about how we’d never catch the killer with a target like that and other things. I just agreed; what else should I have done?” She smirked.

“CD! Why didn’t you stick up for me and defend my beauty?” Nate asked as he straightened out his skirt.

“Would you two be quiet, so you can explain the case!” Jinny exclaimed.

“What do I have to take over doing?” Teddy asked as he looked at Nate’s get up.

"Well first of all..." CD said and looked at him. "You need to become a natural blonde. He realized Nate was wearing a wig, so you'll have to do without... and as soon as the hair is done... ya know, the usual... skirt, high heels..." CD told him while he looked perplexed.

Jinny couldn't help but laugh. "Seems I get to shave you too!"

"No way!" Teddy protested.

"Teddy." CD said. "Look, we really need your help to catch a killer here. I know it looks weird and like a funny case and all, but there are people dying unless we catch the guy."

He sighed. "Alright fine... but bleach my hair? Why? I mean I'd need a wig anyways, I have a male short haircut."

"I can turn it into a short female hairdo." CD chuckled. "I had mine short long enough"

“Ohhh,” Teddy groaned. “Can’t someone else do this instead of me?”

CD and Nate shook their heads. “Teddy, we’re pressed for time. Coles won’t be expecting us to come back tonight, so we have to move quickly,” Nate replied.

Jinny nodded. “I’m with them, honey. You might as well help, since we’re here.”

Teddy shook his head yes. “Fine, I’ll do it.” He looked at CD. “Please, the cut you give me, make sure I can make it back into a man’s cut after this prostitute detail is over for me.”

CD laughed as she picked up a pair of sharp scissors. “Hmm, I’ll try,” she smirked her evil grin, “but I’ve never cut hair before.”

Teddy quickly pushed Jinny in front of him and tried to hide behind her. "Get away from me!"

CD laughed. "Don't worry, I won't cut your hair... it just needs another style... and color. He's into blondes apparently."

"Blonde..." He frowned. "God my mom's gonna kill me if she sees that."

Jinny laughed. "I can't wait to see it. If it looks too horrible we can dye it red or so after the case is over."

Teddy frowned at that. "I think I'd rather stick to blonde than red then..."

Of course at that Nate couldn't resist to crack another joke "Hey Teddy, what is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?"

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Of course at that Nate couldn't resist to crack another joke "Hey Teddy, what is the
blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?"

Teddy knew that one and answered it. "Trying to hold on to a thought."

Both guys burst out laughing before now Teddy made the next joke. "What do UFO's and
smart blondes have in common?"

Nate of course knew that one now. "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."

Again the guys laughed.

Jinny rolled her eyes and looked at Teddy. "What do you get when you cross a blonde and
a lawyer?"

Both Nate and Teddy shrugged this time. Jinny smirked. "I don't know, there are some
things even a blonde won't do." This time it was her and CD's turn to laugh while Teddy
looked pissed.

"Ha ha ha.." He rolled his eyes.
“Come on you two, we’re supposed to be working here,” Nate replied.
“Oh and you’ve been working, Mr. I’m An Ass Who Makes Up Stupid Jokes??
Give me a break!” CD retorted.
“You’re just jealous that you’re an easy target and I’m not,” Nate replied back.
“YOU?! HA!!” CD exclaimed. “Where to start, where to start?!”
Teddy shook his head and looked at Jin, knowing that a fight was brewing. “Hey,
guys, we should start working now. No more jokes; you can work on my hair now, CD!”
“No thanks, I’ll do it in a sec.” CD stopped to think. “Okay, where do we start,
Mr. Basso?”
Nate laughed. “Doesn’t matter; you can’t come up with anything good.”
CD smirked. “Yeah, you’re right. I couldn’t use your weird chocolate obsession in
any joke. Or your obsession with my boobs wouldn’t be appropriate to talk about in front
of Jin and Teddy, would it? Or the fact about last night when you tried to make love to
me, you accidently stuck....”
“OKAY, THAT’S ENOUGH!!!!” Kate had walked out of her room and gotten an
earful of things she definitely would’ve like to have never heard.
"I did NOT accidently stick..." Nate wanted to protest.

But Kate glared at him and cut him off too. "I SAID ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!" She yelled right
into his face. "I thought you were working here?"

They all nodded at that. CD cleared her throat. "Well, we found a solution. ADA
Blumenthal here, he volunteered to help us on that case..."

"Volunteered, ha!" Teddy protested but was shut up by Jinny elbowing him.

"Yeah, and Jinny will help as well of course." CD said. "Now we just have to fix Teddy
up and all."

"Fine." Kate growled. "I want that bastard in jail, so no more fighting!"

They nodded again.

"Alright, how about I'll help Teddy shave and get dressed while you buy that hairdye?"
Jinny suggested.

CD nodded. "Sounds good to me."
CD and Nate went to the closest pharmacy to find the dye. Since they were always
making fun of each other, they forgot that they were still supposedly angry at each other
and were in the other mode. The I-can’t-keep-my-hands-off-of-THAT mode.
They snuck into a corner aisle and began to make out. The time had been so
elapsed since their last one, so they were going at it like no other. CD forgot completely
where she was at, and tried to stradle her legs around Nate. He wasn’t expecting that, and
his feet weren’t planted, so he fell right into a shelf, knocking the ENTIRE row down.
The manager quickly ran over to see what was going on, and he came to see two
people on the ground laughing hystericaly; the woman, sitting on top of the guy, looked
like she could’ve taken that man ri ght then and there, he thought. “What the hell is this?”
the manager sternly asked.
Nate looked up and stopped laughing. “Well, uh, Sir, ya see...”
CD stopped him. “Um, what my partner is trying to say is that we are Inspectors from the
Felony Division, and we were investigating, the, uh,” she looked at the shelves “the
durability of these things.” She put her hand on one of the broken ones. “And they
obviously are poorly made.”
The manager shook his head, couldn’t believe that he was getting into trouble.
“I’m so sorry, officers, I hope you weren’t hurt in any way.”
CD tried to hide a giggle and replied, “No, Sir, we weren’t, thank God.” She
picked up the package of dye. “We’ll be on our way now, but you really need to get that
looked into.”
The man nodded.
Nate handed over some money. “Here, we’ll just pay you, so we won’t have to
wait.”
The managaer agreed, and the two of them ran out the door laughing hysterically.
“Oh my gosh, I can’t believe you did that! CD, you’re going to have to give me
some kind of warning next time, so I can watch out for flying shelves!!” Nate exclaimed.
“Well, Nate, I figured you were always ready for me,” CD replied as she kissed
him gently on the lips.
Nate smiled and returned the kiss. “I’m always ready for THIS.”

Back at the Division, Jinny and Teddy were getting him together.
Teddy growled at Jinny. "I look weird!"
Jinny laughed. "Honey, you look very sweet. Every freakshow would be proud to have
you."

Upon that CD and Nate entered again and laughed together with Jinny.

"Yeah. You look a lot sexier than Nate did in that outfit." CD encouraged him.

"HEY!" Nate glared at her.

Then they all laughed. "Ready for the new hairdo Teddy?" CD asked when they had
regained their composure again.
He growled. "It's not like I have a chance..."

"Nope you don't" The others said in unision and CD started to apply the dye into his hair.

Teddy skeptically looked into the mirror at that. "Hey, as long as I'm not blonde yet...
What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?"

CD growled. "I'd be careful Mister, or else I might decide to use those scissors after all."

"But I'm gonna be a fellow Blonde CD." He laughed and then answered the question. "BJ"
Nate frowned at that. "BJ? What? I don't get that."

Jinny laughed. "BJ... Blow Job."

Upon that Nate laughed too and looked at his partner. "So what's CD stand for then?"
“It stands for you’re a ****, Dip****,” CD muttered, not happy about the blond
jokes and taking it out on Nate as usual.
Jinny laughed. “Whoa, CD, calm down there, it was just a joke!”
“Oh, so what, now you’re on their side?” CD points at Nate and Teddy.
“Of course not,” Jinny replied, “but you have to admit that that WAS a good one.”
“Like hell it was!” CD grinned, just joking towards Jinny. “I think we need to
ditch the blond jokes though. FOR GOOD!” She finished messing with Teddy’s hair.
“Especially now that you’re done!”
"Done?" Teddy frowned and looked at the violet stuff in his hair. "What the hell
did you do to me? You said blonde! Not violet!"
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CD chuckled. "That's just the color of the
bleach stuff. That has to stay in your hair half an hour now, and then we can rinse it out
and I'll style your hair."

"What are we gonna do during the next thirty minutes then?" Teddy asked.

Nate laughed. "I know what! We tell blonde jokes!" He laughed and started right away.
"How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?"
"Tell them a joke on Friday night !" Teddy answered and laughed together with Nate and
Jinny who had to chuckle too. She could understand why CD was pissed but those jokes
really were funny.

"See CD, don't worry that you can't laugh with us yet! Eventually you'll get those jokes
too!" Nate cracked.
CD smirked at him. "Alright... what does a blonde say during sex?"
He shrugged but chuckled because CD had finally joined in. "Oh god baby,
harder, deeper, faster?" He laughed.
CD smirked. "Well that might be what she says... but what she really thinks is
'When am I supposed to feel something?'"
“OH!!” Teddy and Jinny yelled once Nate had been shut down.
“Ha, ha,” Nate replied, rolling his eyes. “You just remember that tonight after this case is
over, and you’re wondering why you get to bunk out on the couch! OH!” Nate said,
celebrating his joke by himself.
“Given the fact that I’ll just go to MY apartment, so I can sleep in my own bed,
who really cares??” CD retorted.
“Guys, how come all you do is fight?” Teddy asked.
“Because we love each other,” they both replied at the same time.
“TEDDY!” Jinny exclaimed with a fake look of shock on her face. “Does that mean that
you hate me, since you’re always so nice to me?”
Teddy grinned. “Yep, sorry baby, I just want you for the sex.”
“That’s all I want Nate for!” CD said as she gave Teddy a high five.
Teddy chuckled. "Then why don't we just get rid of the brunettes and try it with
each other?"

CD laughed. "Hell yeah! Bring it on baby!"

Teddy laughed and grabbed her and spun her over his arm, leaning her down and they
pretended to kiss.

At that Raina walked in and just saw what she supposed was Teddy and CD making out
while Jinny and Nate watched. Of course she right away ran out again and screaming ran
into Kate's office pointing towards the direction where she had come from. "CD, Teddy!
SEX... HERE! THERE!"
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Great job as ususal. Very funny!!

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Kate looked up from a file and frowned. “Raina, what the hell are you talking about?”

Raina caught her breath and started over. “Cap, I went into the interrogation room that the 4 of them are in, and CD and Teddy were in each other’s arms-- KISSING!! Right in front of Nate and Jin! I didn’t know that they were doing each other!”

Kate stood up and had to see this with her own eyes. “They weren’t the last time I checked the gossip column.” She looked at Raina. “That YOU always write for me, so who knows what’s true and what’s not.”

Raina, slightly offended, but couldn’t waste time, turned on a heel and led her captain to the interrogation room to see for herself.

By now the four of them were pretty much all lying on top of each other. Of course Nate and Jinny hadn't just watched but decided to break them apart and that had landed them all on the floor in one big pile.

As Raina saw that she screamed again. "Perverts!"

Magda overheard that and walked by curiously. "Does it surprise you?" She mutterred.

Jinny looked up and heard the comments. “Oh you two are just jealous that you’re not gettin any!”

CD turned to Kate. “Hey, Cap, you want in this? We could always use another dependable body down here!”

Kate smiled. “Maybe later, you guys. AFTER you get this Coles character, THEN we can all go out for drinks of any kind, and THEN I will join the 4 of you because I’ll be so blasted out of this world that I won’t care who I’m doing!”

“Captain!” Raina and Magda exclaimed at the same time.

“I’m disappointed in you Cap! I can’t believe you just said that! You don’t even care which one of em you’ll be sleeping with?” Magda asked.

“HELLO, Mag, like you have ANY room to talk! Who are you sleeping with tonight, Gabe or Jonah? Which one gets it this week?” Jinny retorted, sick of Magda's crap.

CD nodded and got up again. "At least we're just joking around with each other, the way FRIENDS do, tonight we'll all be sleeping in the bed where we belong and not in a motel while our spouse is taking care of our son." She was all on Jinny's side of course. "You know what, I really hope Gabe is gonna realize what kind of game you're playing with him."

"Ladies...." Teddy and Nate tried to stop their girls from scratching Magda's eyes out and stepped on front of them.

"Alright, everybody who isn't involved in the Coles case, out of here!" Kate glared at Raina and Magda. "NOW!" At that the two quickly hurried off. Kate sighed and looked at the two couples. "Now what's going on here?"

Teddy checked his watch. "Ohhhh the thirty minutes are over! Time to rinse this stuff out."

Kate nodded. "Let me know when you're ready to leave." She went back to her office again.

CD rinsed the dye out of Teddy's hair and afterwards styled him.

When she was done Jinny chuckled. "Hey, he looks a helluva lot like you a few years back. Cute."

Teddy frowned at that. "Are you saying you think CD is cute?"

Jinny laughed. "Of course." Then she winked at CD. "Wanna make out?"

CD laughed. "I'd say yes, but that'd turn em on, not tick em off."

Nate turned to CD. “Uh, no it wouldn’t CD,” he squeezed out an angry look. “I’d be pissed if you did it!”

Teddy grinned. “Yes, please DON’T make out in front of us!!”

Jinny grinned her evil smile. “Okay, boys if you insist!”

The two guys looked at each other and gave the thumbs up.

“Since you don’t want us to, we won’t.” Jinny frowned and turned to CD again. “Sorry, baby, maybe next time.”

CD wiped a ‘tear’ from her cheek. “I guess Jin, but I don’t know how long I can wait.”

“I know, me, too.” Jinny sighed.

Nate looked at his watch. “Ladies, as much fun as it is to have you 2 drive us crazy inside, can we please get this crap over with, so we can go home?” He looked at CD. “And make out as much as we want to, and Magda won’t even interrupt or invite herself!”

CD grinned. “Raina won’t either! Now the cap on the other hand.....” CD smiled evilly. ”We’ve got plans for her, but AFTER we catch Coles!”

"Aye Aye Ma'am!" Nate saluted and they all laughed and then got into the bus again. Teddy walked up to Nate's corner and looked around slightly skeptical, realizing just why he had become a defense attorney and not a cop. But he knew Jinny and the others were in the van and watching and that he could count on them.

Meanwhile in that van Nate smirked at them. "Hey, if you wanna make out now maybe... don't worry I wouldn't tell Teddy..."

"Forget it!" Both CD and Jinny called out and laughed.

"Okay okay." He sighed and then grinned again. "Hey, what do you call a blonde with two braincells?"

Jinny shrugged.

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That was great! and so funny.You have to post more!:)

absolutely!

here's moooooooore!!!! :)
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"Okay okay." He sighed and then grinned again. "Hey, what do you call a blonde with
two braincells?"

Jinny shrugged.

Nate smirked and put his hand over CD's belly. "Pregnant!"

Jinny looked up in shock. “CD, really?”
“NO!” CD exclaimed. “I don’t hardly think so! With HIM as my partner?!” CD
laughed. “I can’t imagine what that kid would be like.”
Nate grinned and kissed her cheek. “Maybe we should find out,” he replied.
“Oh, please no!” Jinny laughed. “Not here!”
CD grinned. “Yeah, Nate, none of that!” she said, although wishing she COULD
have some of it. “Hey, Jin, what's the difference between a Nate and a mosquito?”
Jinny smiled. “I don’t know, CD, what?”
“When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!” CD laughed and hit Nate’s
shoulder.
Nate growled. "Ya know CD, I really thought about that again... the knot and all,
ya know? Maybe it's not that something was wrong with that, it's more likely that I just
have better sperm than anybody before... so it could be possible after all." He smiled at her.
"NATHAN BASSO!!!!!!" She glared at him. "You do NOT have supersperm! Geeez!"
She rolled her eyes.
Jinny groaned. “You two, EW!!!” she exclaimed. “Please, can we talk about
something else besides Nate’s sperm while we watch my boyfriend parade around like as
a drag queen!!”
Nate and CD laughed and nodded. “Sure, Jin, sorry,” Nate replied.
Two hours passed. The three of them told more jokes and made small talk. CD
and Jin were dozing off; midnight was approaching. A man walked over to Teddy; the first customer in a long time.
“CD, Jin, look,” Nate said as he noticed the guy.
"Huh?" CD looked up and over at them. "That's him!"

"Him? The killer?" Jinny asked.

Nate nodded. "Yeah, that's Coles."

She took a deep breath and looked over at Teddy. "He's gonna be alright." She whispered
to reassure herself.
CD heard her and patted her on the shoulder. “You betcha he’s going to be alright,
Jin! We’ll protect him, and we’re going to nail that bastard Coles.”
Jinny nodded too afraid to speak.
Nate watched as Coles propositioned Teddy.
“Come on, let’s go get him,” Jinny replied.
CD and Nate shook their heads. “Jin, it’s too soon. Right now all we could book
him on is propositioning a hooker. We have to see a weapon, and he has to threaten
Teddy,” Nate replied back.
Jin sighed. “I guess you’re right.”
They sat there for a minute, Coles only flirting with Teddy.
“I remember how that looks like,” CD muttered.
“Come on, dammit, do something!” Nate impatiently said.
Coles put his hand on Teddy’s thigh, while Teddy backed away. He pretended to
walk away; he didn’t accept Coles offers.
"Come back here!" Coles screamed after him.
Teddy swallowed and started to get scared. He was just glad that Jinny was
watching over him. "I don't think so!" He yelled without turning around.

"I SAID COME BACK HERE!!!!" Coles yelled. He really had enough of all of those
bitches. First that little cop slut who thought she was something better and now this little
creep. But he would pay for it. They all would.

Suddenly Teddy felt how somebody lunged at him and threw him to the ground.

"NOW!" Both CD and Jinny called out and the three jumped out of the van and ran over
there.

Teddy screamed as the guy suddenly had a knife and wanted to stab him. He tried to
squirm away but couldn't. He saw how the knife came closer and closer and he swallowed
and closed his eyes, sure that his life would be over in a second. "I love you Jinny." He
whispered, waiting for the deadly stab.
"Awww I love you too baby." Jinny smiled as she helped him up again. She, CD and Nate had just arrived in time.
Teddy opened his eyes again to see how CD and Nate were leading Coles away and Jinny
grinning at him. He was just so glad that he was still alive that he grabbed her and kissed
her full force with all he had.

Jinny wasn't prepared for that and they tumbled to the ground together, kissing like the
world was about to end.
CD threw Coles into the back of the van. “You stupid bitch,” Coles replied.
“I may be a bitch to you, but who’s the stupid one with the handcuffs on?” CD
retorted and pointed and laughed at the agent.
Nate laughed, too and looked outside to see Jinny and Teddy rolling around the
ground, half of Teddy’s get up already on the ground. “Man, you two get a room!” Nate
yelled jokingly. He, too, could hardly wait till he got home that night.
CD shut the door behind Coles and looked at the two lovebirds. “Hey, Teddy?!”
Teddy paused for a second and looked up. “What is it, CD?”
“You two did a nice job; go ahead and go home. We’ve got it from here.”
They didn’t need to hear that twice. “Thanks, guys, see ya later,” Jinny replied as
Teddy helped her off of the ground, and they went to go hail a cab.
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Great job. I wish you'd have let Jinny or CD beat the crap out of him, though. But, Oh well.:rolleyes:


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That was awsome!!!! Post more!!!! NOW!;)

Originally posted by 1strunfan
Great job. I wish you'd have let Jinny or CD beat the crap out of him, though. But, Oh well.:rolleyes:


You can post more now.

LOL, have no fear, there are gonna be enough fights coming up... ;)

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They made it back to the station and booked Coles. Kate had left the Division, but she put a note on CD’s desk to call her when they got back. CD called and told her the news, and Kate gave the two of them the following day off. She was also going to call Jinny to give her the day off too.

CD and Nate walked hand in hand outside to the car. “Hmm, what should we do with this day off, CD?” Nate grinned.

CD smirked. "Well I don't know... I could watch TV all day long"

He groaned at that and then reached for her hand. "Okay, here's what we're gonna do. First we'll go home and order a pizza... and it doesn't matter what you want on that, I mean, just give in to your unnatural cravings..."

"My WHAT?" She cut him off.

"And then..." Nate continued. "We're gonna go sleep, because you need a lot of rest now, in your condition and all..."

She groaned. "I DON'T HAVE A DAMN CONDITION!"

"And then tomorrow morning... well this morning..." He continued. "We'll go see a doctor and you'll get an ultrasound and all." He grinned.

She punched him in the shoulder as hard as she could. “Then the doctor would say, ‘Miss
DeLorenzo, I’m sorry, but your stomach is just way too buff to have a baby in there. Plus, YOUR TUBES ARE TIED!!’ And then I’d be like, ‘I know Doc; I agreed to come here because I wanted to trick my boyfriend into getting his HEAD checked out.’ Yeah, ok, Nate, so let’s go tomorrow then!”

Nate shook his head. “Nah, I changed my mind. We’ll find out about the baby later. Since you probably really are pregnant.” He grinned as she grimaced. “But anyway, I know what I’d like to be doing tomorrow.” He kissed her hair and drug her into his arms. “Or WHO I’d like to be doing.”

"Oh yeah?" She seductively purred at him. "Who'd ya like to be doing?"

Nate smirked at her and playfully pushed her aside. "Teddy! Gosh he looked HOTTTTTT tonight." He said with a faked gay accent.

CD growled. "Basso, you ASS!!"

“Aww, come here my little CD, I was just kidding!!” He grinned. “Teddy might’ve been lookin fine tonight, but with you by my side, I have way too much fun!! He’s probably getting rid of his coloring right now, so I need you to give the blond jokes to ALL day tomorrow!”

CD shook her head. “If you tell blond jokes, I swear you’re leaving my apartment, and you’re never invited back.”

Nate made a sad face. “Never?”

“Nope, NEVER!” She grinned.

He brushed his hand against her butt and grabbed her neck. He pulled her lips close to his and gave her the kiss of her life. She responded with force as he brought out his tongue. He danced around in her mouth while she tried to catch him. “Is the answer still never?” he murmured.

"Uhhhm... well I don't know yet... you might just be able to redeem yourself." She whispered against his lips.

"Then what are we waiting for here?" He pressed his groin against her so she could feel just how badly he wanted to redeem himself.

She moaned at that and slightly grinded herself against him. "Oh god I can't wait."

"Me neither." He whispered and then picked her up and carried her into Kate's office.

She jumped down and scattered the files off of Kate’s desk. She lied herself down and opened her arms to Nate. He quickly jumped on top of her, unbuttoning her shirt and fly. Their hands
collided on her zipper, both trying as fast as they could to get those pants off. Finally, they made it and CD moved on to Nate’s jeans. She quickly unzipped and got rid of them. She ripped his shirt off and began kissing his bare skin. He responded on her neck while his hands roamed to her back, unhooking her bra clasp. His mouth went straight to a breast, where it camped out for a couple of minutes, while his hands went south to her panties. He teased her for a bit, outlining the little pink thong, listening to her moan before actually sliding it gently off.

She moaned and caressed his **** through the fabric of his boxers. He groaned at that. "Don't be so cruel." He begged and she ripped his boxers off, tossing them aside somewhere.

"I want you inside of me!" She looked at him full of longing and as soon as she had said it he fulfilled her wish and pushed inside of her.

They rocked against each other fast and hard because they couldn't wait to feel that divine bliss that overcame them soon.

Panting heavily Nate collapsed on top of her and held her close. "We better take this home, huh?" He whispered.

She nodded and they gathered their clothes and donned them quickly, leaving the office again, forgetting about the chaos they had caused in there and also not realizing they had left something behind. Her bra on the lamp on the shelf behind Kate's desk and his torn boxers had fallen on top of one of Kate's plants by the TV.

The two of them made love practically all night, falling asleep at about 6 in the morning.
Eight on the dot, the phone rang. CD woke up and hit the alarm clock. The ringing continued, and she realized that it was the phone and picked it up. “Hello?” she murmured.

“Thank you so much, CD, I just love pink satin!” Kate replied on the other line, while putting the bra and boxers in a drawer. She didn’t want anyone to come in and question her about them.

“Who is this?” CD asked, figuring it was a prank call. “Don’t call here again, punk, or I’ll arrest your sorry ass!” CD yelled and hung up the phone.

Nate stirred and reached across the bed to lay his arm around her. “Who was that?” he asked.

“Wrong number, go back to sleep,” CD replied as she snuggled back into him.

The phone rang again, and CD picked it up quickly, ready to chew someone out. “Didn’t I tell you...” she began.

Kate stopped her. “Inspector, maybe I should stop you before you say something you’ll regret!”

CD halted her speech. “Um, hey Cap, was that you earlier?” she asked

Kate replied, “Yes.”

“Oh, um, what were you talking about?” CD frowned.

“CD, you left me a little gift last night, didn’t you?” Kate tried.

CD was confused. “No, I didn’t... Should I have?”

Kate was becoming annoyed. “I come in here this morning, my room is trashed. A pink bra is flung on my lamp, and my plant looks lovely in it’s new outfit—Nate’s boxers, I’m presuming.”

CD groaned. “Oh, how could we have been so stupid?” She whispered, mainly to herself.

"YOU? How could I have been so stupid?" Kate snarled. "And to think I even gave you the day off!!!!! What do you think WHY I did that?"

CD smirked at that. "Because we're the most amazing Inspectors you've ever had?"

:dance: :yourock: :rockon: That was just so great!!! Post more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yayyyyyyyy! I gave ya a new page! It's the second time i give ya a new page today so you have to post more!!!!!!!!! Oh, i almost forgot the dancers

party: party: party: party: party:

*depressed, like a hurt, lost and blinded fool*

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Kate took a deep breath. "It seriously can't continue like this! I want you both to come in. We need to have a talk about what I'm gonna do. I seriously doubt that just partnering you up with somebody else would do the trick. So one of you will have to transfer to another division."

"WHAT?!?" At that CD was wide awake. "Over my dead body!!!!!! You're not gonna seperate us!!!!!!"

“CD, just come in here as soon as you two can get ready.” Kate sighed.

“Cap, I can tell you, hell no, that’s not going to happen right now! I don’t need to come in to tell you that!”CD shouted into the phone. Nate was now wide awake.

“CD you can’t always get what you want. You’ve had your chances. I know if I separate you guys, then you can still sneak off to do the dirty and then go back to work like you’ve done nothing wrong. I’m sick of disciplining you two; I’m not a preschool teacher, I’m a Captain, dammit! You’re not treating me with respect, Inspector, and I’m sick of it. Now, I want your ass down here with Inspector Basso, SOON!” Kate hung up first this time.

"I can't believe it!" CD screamed.

"What? What's going on sugar?" Nate asked and wrapped his arms around her.

"Cap wants us to come in to seperate us!!!!!" She was fuming.

"She WHAT???? She can't do that!" Nate was as angry about that. "We belong together!"

"Yeah!" CD hugged him close. "I swear if she's transferring one of us I'll resign! I'm not gonna work there without you!"

Nate nodded. "Neither will I! We belong together and that's that!"

"Yes!" She grinned and they kissed.

They realized they had to go though so they went to Kate's office and to emphasize their point cuffed their wrists together before they entered the office.

Kate looked up as they walked in, cuff-to-cuff. “What the hell is this?” she asked.

CD started their defense. “Cap, this is a demonstration of how the two of us need to be together. You know that we’re good together, and we shouldn’t be separated. And these handcuffs are our statement-- we both resign from here. If we can’t work together here, then we’ll go someplace that we can!”

Kate shook her head. “CD, don’t piss me off, ok? Look, you know that I don’t want to separate you, and I hate to keep disciplining you, but if won’t stop having sex in my office and sneaking off to do it here, then I WILL separate you or accept your resignations.”

Nate couldn’t believe that the Cap was just going to let them leave so easily.

“Cap, CD, come on. Can’t we work out an understanding, so we can stay here together?” He begged.

“We already did!” Kate exclaimed. “The two of you were supposed to be keeping your affection for each other to a minimum during work hours, and you’ve done no such thing.”

CD grinned. “Well, if you see us AFTER work hours, then you’d under...”

Kate stopped her. “Ok, CD, I get the picture. The GROSS mental picture, by the way,” Kate was grinning by now too. “Look, I’ll make stricter rules; follow them or I will be very sad to watch you leave.”

The two Inspectors nodded. “Okay,” Kate started. “First of all, NO sex on Division property. No making out in my office. Do not go in my office, unless I am in there. Truthfully, the only thing I want you to do around here is hold hands and an OCCASIONAL kiss would be alright. After hours, if we’re all at Anchorside or something, the two of you can act like you usually do.”

“We can have sex right there, on the booth?!” CD laughed.

“Oh, please no!” Kate grinned. “Okay, no sex in front of me. EVER. And finally, do NOT break these rules, you two. I know you love each other, and I am so happy for you, but
we’re professionals first. Do I make myself clear?”

"Do we get one last time on top of your desk?" Nate grinned. "That was so kinky..."

"OUT NOW!!!!!!!!" Kate yelled at them and they hurried off.

Once outside they looked at each other relieved and hugged, as far as that was possible with the cuffs. They couldn't help but share a VERY passionate kiss because they were so relieved.

Kate saw that and walked out of her office. "INSPECTORS!!!!!!!!!" She yelled.

"Hey..." CD smiled at her innocently. "That was just an occasional kiss... because of the we still work here occasion." She grinned.

“Don’t make me regret my decision!” Kate angrily replied and walked back into her office, grinning to where they couldn’t see her.

CD smiled and looked at Nate. “Ok, we made our point, now unlock these.” She held up her cuffed hand.

Nate looked at her puzzled. “Oh, uh, don’t you have the key?”

"ME? I thought YOU had the key!" CD said.

Jinny laughed as she approached them and held up a key.

"Come on, uncuff us." Nate said and held his and CD's hands out to her.

Jinny laughed. "Why would I?"

"Because you're our friend" CD growled.

Jinny laughed. "And you guys belong together! So why would I been so mean to seperate you? Nuh uh" She shook her head.

“Jinny, I’m going to kick your ass once I get these things off of me!!” CD yelled.

“Come on you, two, settle down.” He looked at Jinny. “Jin, please do it!”

“Jeez, guys that’s all I wanted was the magic word,” She replied, grinning as she unlocked the cuffs.

“Thank you!” CD said. “And what are you doing here today? Kate gave you the day off!”

Jinny smiled. “I just came by to initial a report, and Teddy had to finish a few things, too. Since it’s Friday, we’re going away for the weekend.”

“Oh, really?” Nate asked. “Where to?”

“Don’t know, Teddy’s surprising me.” She grinned.

“Aw, that’s nice of him!” CD smiled. “I wish SOMEONE would surprise me with something!” She looked over at Nate.

At that moment Nate started to stare at a young blonde woman who had just entered the Division. CD followed his gaze and then turned his head around. "Stop drooling geez! She can't be older than 16!"

The girl looked around and the only guy she was seeing there was standing with two women. So she walked up there. "Uhm, excuse me? Are you Nate Basso?"

Nate nodded, still unable to talk.

She gave him a shy smile. "My name is Amber. And you're my dad."

"Now if that isn't a surprise..." Jinny whispered.

Whoa, Nate's got a daughter???!!! You can't leave me hanging here.....................Post more! Now!!! Please......................... :) :) :) Here's a hug :bighug: Now will you post more?

:eek: :faint:

You've got to post more.....Soon! Please???

First off, LMAO that was sooo funny! Nate a daddy??? OMG MORE PLEASE!

:eek: :eek2: :eek3: :eek4: :faint: omg: OMG, Nate? Daughter?? Wow I need more of this.

Nate? daughter? where?

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CD started coughing roughly. Nate turned to her. “Are you alright?”

She nodded, but went to the coffee machine to get something to drink.

Nate looked at the girl. “My daughter?” was the only thing he could get out. She looked exactly like Shannon and he thought it could’ve been her relative or something.

The girl nodded.

CD came back over to hear this conversation. Jinny, too, was poised in position.

“Amber, it’s nice to meet you,” CD replied and held out a hand. “My name is Candace DeLorenzo, but you can call me CD. This is Jinny,” she pointed at Jin, “...and I guess you already know Nate!” CD laughed trying to lighten the mood.

“Actually, I’ve never met him. My mom’s just told me about him,” Amber softly said.

Nate gave her a small smile. "This is a surprise... wow."

Amber nodded. "Yeah...

He cleared his throat. "Uhm, don't take me wrong, but... how old are you?"

"Sixteen." She smiled proudly.

He nodded. It had been sixteen years ago when he had been with Shannon. They hadn't been together long. Then one night she had taken him home and seduced him. The next day she had told him she was moving to Florida and he had never seen her again.

“How is Shannon?” he asked her.

“She’s good,” Amber replied a little fastly to be telling the truth.

Everyone else noticed it, too but wanted to give the girl a chance. “Uh, Jin, why don’t we go work on that paperwork, while Nate and Amber talk?” CD said as she pulled Jin away. CD shook Amber’s hand. “Amber, I’m glad to meet you, and I hope I get to see you a lot more often!”

“Thank you, CD,” Amber shyly replied.

CD and Jinny walked away, while Nate talked to Amber.

“She’ nice,” Amber replied, pointing to CD. “I hope I can spend some time with her.”

Nate nodded. “She IS nice, and you probably will be around her. She’s my partner,” Nate explained. “And she’s my girlfriend.”

Amber grinned. “Good, I’m glad you have a nice girlfriend. I was picturing you with a mean wife or something.”

Nate laughed. “No, not yet, but maybe one day!” He laughed but got serious. “So Amber, what brings you by here? When did your mom tell you about me, because she never told me about you.”

She sighed at that. "I... I kinda figured that. She told me you were dead all my life... but then a week ago she threw me out and told me your name and to try my luck here." She shrugged.

"She WHAT?" Nate couldn't believe she had thrown her own daughter out. "Why in god's name would she do that?"

Amber shrugged, fearing a repeat of that and being left homeless again she just couldn't tell him what had happened. "She said she had no use for me anymore and that I was nothing but a little slut who ruined her life." But she couldn't tell him why she had said that. "So, uhm, could I sleep on your couch for a while until I found a job and an appartment?"

Nate shook his head. "No way!"

She looked scared at that.

Nate swallowed and realized. He pulled her into a hug. "What I mean is, you're gonna stay with me of course!!!!!! And you don't need a job, you'll finish school here and everything."

She smiled at that and with tears in her eyes hugged him back.

"Oh sweetie, shhh..." Nate didn't know what was wrong, but something was terribly wrong there. "It’ll be okay." He promised and swore himself to make all the time he hadn'r been there for her up to her again. He just hoped CD would be able to understand.
Meanwhile CD and Jinny had went to the Anchorside. CD sighed and looked over at Jinny. "When I said I wanted a surprise from him I was thinking about red roses or a candlelight dinner! Not THAT." She was so shocked. "And that damn bastard never told me!" She growled and sighed again. "Though something's telling me he didn't know himself..."

Jin nodded and listened to her. She hadn’t expected that either.

After Jin and CD got back, Nate was waiting at his desk. Amber had already left with his key and some cab fare, and Nate was going to talk to CD, and then take her to his house if she was willing to go.

Jin grabbed a note from her desk and left. “Well, guys, Teddy’s done, so we’re leaving.” She turned to Nate. “Congratulations and good luck!” She replied.

Nate simply nodded and she left. He turned to CD. “Looks like we need to talk, huh?”

CD nodded. “Yep,” she softly replied. “Did you already know?”

He shook his head. “No, I didn’t have a clue. I slept with this girl, Shannon, a LONG time ago. Just once, CD. She was my first.” He grabbed her hands. “Then she moved away, and I never saw her again. And, she just told Amber this week that I existed. She’d been telling her that I had died.”

“Why did she change her story?” CD asked.

“Shannon kicked her out of the house and told her to go find me. She called Amber a slut and said that she didn’t want her anymore.” Nate answered.

“How could you tell a child that?” CD asked hotly. “I hate when people are inconsiderate like that.”

“I know, baby,” Nate replied, and CD gave him a hug.

“Honey, what are you going to do?” she asked.

“I want to keep her with me,” he stated. “Will you be mad?”

CD sighed and shook her head. "Mad? No. Shocked? Yes."

Oh, how sweet.


Post more soon.

ok, we need some funny fic to lighten the mood around here!! :)
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Nate swallowed. "I'm so sorry..."

CD cut her off again. "It's not your fault. I'd be mad at you if you had known and never
told me... but you didn't know. You're as shocked as I am I'm guessing."

He nodded. "Yeah I am"

"So what are you gonna do now? Where is she anyways?" CD looked around.

"I sent her home." Nate said. "I didn't want her to wait here all day long while we work."

CD nodded. "Nate, take the day off. I'm sure Kate won't mind."

He nodded. "Probably a good idea." Then he swallowed. "CD? What about you? You and
me I mean...."

She sighed. "I don't know Nate... I honestly don't know."


He swallowed. "Don't leave me, please."
She hugged him close. "Baby, I would never ever leave you. I just... this is a shock for me
too. But I know, that no matter what, we will go through it TOGETHER."

He smiled and kissed her passionately. "Together."


Kate saw them kissing AGAIN and walked out of her office. "Another occasion?" She
snarled.

CD nodded. "The 'Nate has a daughter but we'll go through this together' occasion."

"Come again?" Kate frowned.

Nate explained it to her and of course she told them to go home again and take as much
time as they needed.
CD drove quickly to Nate’s house, her mind overflowing. Nate stared out the
window in silence. Finally, CD had to break it. “Hey, there’s something that just bothered
me,” CD replied and startled Nate who had been in a different world.
“And what’s that,babe?” he asked.
“Why would her mom call her a slut?”
“I don’t know, she really didn’t go into it. Plus, she acted like she didn’t want to
talk about it, so I didn’t press the subject.”
CD nodded and they pulled into the parking space by Nate’s apartment. They
walked inside and knocked on his door. Amber came to the door and opened it. “Hi
Nate,” she replied and looked at CD. “And hi CD! I’m surprised you came too!”
CD nodded. “I hope that’s alright, Amber.”
“Of course it is! I’d really like to get to know you.” She looked at her dad. “And
of course, you too.”
Nate grinned. “Likewise, honey,” and he hugged her. “You ladies want something
to drink?” he asked as he went into the kitchen. He opened the refrigerator and nothing
was in it. He had been staying so much at CD’s that he hadn’t bought any groceries in
weeks. “Man, I’m embarrassed,” he replied as both of the girls looked in and laughed.
“Well, looks like I need to run to the store,” he said.
CD nodded. “Okay, well, we’ll sit here and chat then.”
He agreed and left. CD and Amber had a seat in the living room. “So, Amber, tell
me about yourself. Why did your mom kick you out?” CD asked, concerned.
Amber shrugged. "I dunno... I mean it ain't all that bad. She can't hit me anymore
now and all."

"She hit you?" CD exclaimed shocked.

"Well not really, she slapped me every now and then, but only when I pissed her off, or
when she was drunk. So it's okay." She shrugged and looked around. "I'm really kinda
thirsty, doesn't he have ANYTHING here?"

CD shook her head. "He can't cook and he pretty much lived at my place for the past
weeks."
"Oh I see." She nodded.

CD sighed. "Tell ya what, we can just go over to my place. I'll leave Nate a note. And no
matter if you think it was okay, it wasn't okay at all what your mother did."

"Look, I really don't wanna talk about that right now, okay?" She sighed.

CD wrote him a note and the two of them left. A while later Nate comes back again with
a huge shopping bag. "Girls?" He calls out and finds the note. "Went to my place, love
C." He reads out and groaned. "Great, just great." He muttered.

Of course he then drove to CD's and when he entered he found them in the kitchen, CD
was making dinner and Amber was drinking coke and watching her while they're in the
middle of a burping contest.
“Oh, please no!” Nate exclaimed. “She found someone just like her,” he replied as
CD and Amber looked up.
“Hey, honey, we got bored and REALLY thirsty, so we just came here. I’m fixing
spaghetti; it’ll be done in a few.”
“I also see that you’re teaching my daughter your favorite form of entertainment!”
CD laughed. “No, Nate, the farting contest is later!” CD joked.
Nate shook his head as Amber laughed. “Nate, CD’s great, I’m glad you at least
have SOME good taste in women!”
“Yeah, well, you haven’t met the REAL CD yet, so don’t jump to conclusions!” Nate
grinned. “And, Amber, you CAN call me Dad, once you feel comfortable.”
Amber grinned at that and nodded. "Dad is cool."

CD chuckled and then put the spaghetti on the table. "Lunch is ready."

"God, I'm starving!" Amber exclaimed and shoveled the spaghetti into herself.

Nate looked at CD. "She even eats like you." He laughed. "Maybe you're her dad."

"Shut up idiot!" CD flung one of the pieces of spaghetti at him.
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Finally!!! Great job. Now, you can post more, or get on Cat's case and make her post on her other fics.:)

Originally posted by 1strunfan
Finally!!! Great job. Now, you can post more, or get on Cat's case and make her post on her other fics.:)


UR RIGHT, THAT GIRL DOES NEED TO POST!!!! LOL, WE SHOULD START A PETITION FOR THAT TO SEE IF WE GET ANY RESULTS (or complaining, hehe)






CAT- since ur a happy camper, y don't u post on those amazing fics of yours?!!! ALL of em!!! puh leeeeeeeeeze????
**puppy dog eyes even!!**

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
UR RIGHT, THAT GIRL DOES NEED TO POST!!!! LOL, WE SHOULD START A PETITION FOR THAT TO SEE IF WE GET ANY RESULTS (or complaining, hehe)


CAT- since ur a happy camper, y don't u post on those amazing fics of yours?!!! ALL of em!!! puh leeeeeeeeeze????
**puppy dog eyes even!!**


LMAO, I like that idea... see if it helps ;)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LMAO, I like that idea... see if it helps ;)



It prolly wouldn't, you'd just make fun of my english and then never post anything like usual, since you don't like me. :(

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
It prolly wouldn't, you'd just make fun of my english and then never post anything like usual, since you don't like me. :(

yep true, and I'd point out it's pointless anyways, and that btw should be probably and not prolly. And that really was a bitchy thing to say what you just said! And that is bad (insert weird smiley here)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
anyways

WHAT was that??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















and if that sounds like a bitchy comment, hehe look at its source ;) ;)

Yayyyy!!!!!! You posted!Why don't ya post more?!:)

Originally posted by planet_stella
Yayyyy!!!!!! You posted!Why don't ya post more?!:)

You ask and u shall receive!!
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"Shut up idiot!" CD flung one of the spaghettis at him.

"Oh wait!" He exclaimed and of course right away defended himself the same way.
Amber shook her head and laughed. This is what she had dreamt of her whole
life- a crazy, happy, loving family.
“Amber, man, help me out over here!” CD shouted, laughing.
Amber giggled.
“Amber, as MY daughter, I command you to help me!” Nate retorted as he ran
over to CD and threw a handful of spaghetti in her hair.
“No thanks, I think I’ll just sit here and not take sides!” Amber responded.
“Hey, I didn’t make this food for you to waste, Nate Basso!” CD exclaimed as she
rubbed a group of noodles in his face.
“Oh, I’m not wasting it; it’s getting plenty of use!” He said, pouring the rest of the
bowl over CD’s head.
“Nate, you ass!” CD exclaimed.
“Hey, you two!” Amber shouted. She’d forgotten she’d just got to know these
two, for she felt like she’d known em for years. “I was actually wanting to eat that!”
"You little bitch!" Nate smirked and grabbed CD and flung her over his shoulder
and ran off into the bathroom with her and put her under the shower and turned the water
on. CD screamed, jumped out again and reached for the shaving foam and sprayed that at
him, chasing him back into the kitchen, dripping water everywhere.
Amber shook her head. “GUYS, please!!” she shouted. “God, are you always like
this?”
CD smiled. “No, Amber we’re usually not like this; it’s probably because of our
company.”
Nate grinned. “Yeah, usually we’re WORSE!!” The two of them laughed, and
Amber grinned.
“You guys are cool,” she replied, and looked at her plate. “But I’m freakin
starving! Can’t we stop acting like we’re in a circus for five minutes and actually eat?”
CD nodded. “Yeah, guess you’re right. I’m pretty hungry now, too.” She looked at
the thrown spaghetti. “That doesn’t really look very appetizing now.”
Nate agreed. “Yeah, how bout we order a pizza?”
CD nodded. “Yeah, that sounds good. We’ll order and you can go pick it up.”
“ME?!” Nate asked. “Why me? I want to spend some time with my daughter; quit
hogging her!” he exclaimed.
“Nate, she’ll be here when you come back, jeez! Besides, we have more girl talk
to do, and we need you to leave us alone.”
Amber nodded. “I’ll still be here when you get back, Dad. I’m not running.”
Nate agreed. CD placed the order, and Nate cleaned up and left to go get the
pizza.
CD and Amber cleaned the rest of the mess up, CD changed into dry clothes, and
then the two of them had a seat on the couch. “So, Amber, you need another Coke?” CD
asked.
Amber shook her head. “No thanks, I’m trying to cut down on the caffeine. It
wasn’t very smart of me to have the first one, in my condition...” Amber quickly stopped.
“Condition? What condition?” CD asked, alarmed.
“Oh, um, it’s really nothing. Caffeine makes me really jumpy, and stuff like that.
That’s all,” Amber mumbled.
CD slightly frowned but decided to buy it for now.
Soon Nate returned with the pizza and they manage to eat it without starting another food
fight.

"So, tell me some more about you" Nate said curiously.
"Uhm, well... I uhhh..." She thought what to say. "Well I know how to cook and all, I
always had to take care of all the housework at mom's." She smiled, hoping that'd impress
them.
“Good!” Nate exclaimed. “Now we won’t die from lack of good food!” He
laughed and hit CD’s shoulder. “Some of her meatloaf could kill!”
CD shook her head but grinned. “Thank you, jerk! It’s nice to know that I will
have extra room in my bed tonight-- the spare bed will be taken up to by your daughter,
so I guess you get the couch!” CD laughed evilly.
“Uh, just kidding, Amber! CD’s crap, I mean food, is SO good! I can’t wait till
you get to try the meatloaf! It’s her best dish!”
Amber laughed. “You two are something else.”
"We get that a lot." CD laughed.

Nate nodded. "Yeah, but we really do love each other."

CD chuckled and leaned closer to Amber. "That's what he thinks at least."

Amber laughed at that. "I get it."
"So whatcha wanna do for the rest of the day Amber?" Nate asked. "We could,
uhhh go to the zoo or something?"

She gave him a look at that but didn't want to disappoint him. "Uhhhh cool...."

CD shook her head. "Nathan Basso, she's not five anymore." Then she looked at Amber.
"Have you seen anything of the city already?"

Amber shook her head. "Not really."

CD smiled. "How about some sightseeing then? And I want an honest answer."
She grinned and nodded. "Is it true that there's a Hard Rock Cafe here?"

CD nodded. "Yup."

"That's so cool! I've never been to one!" Amber exclaimed. "And I'd like to see the
Golden Gate Bridge!" Then she sighed. "But I don't think I can afford any of that."

"Don't worry about that sweetie." Nate smiled at her. "I mean I ain't Rockefeller, but I
make enough money to get around. Even for the both of us."
“Hey, what about me?” CD asked, with a hurt look on her face.
“Sorry, blondie, but you make money, pay your own way!” Nate smiled and
kissed her on the cheek. “Oh, I’m just kidding, muffin. I’ll pay for you too!”
CD grinned and jokingly punched his shoulder. “Call me muffin again, and you
won’t have to pay for anything for the rest of my life because I’ll be in jail for murdering
you!”
******** all for tonight and I hope the feline doesn't mind me posting so much on our fic, given the fact we have close to 100 more pages on this fic!!!! :) :) So give us some feedback, and we'll get ya more!! :D

That was awesome. So awesome, that I think you should just post all 100 of them now! That sounds good 2 me...;)

Originally posted by croatian_princess
That was awesome. So awesome, that I think you should just post all 100 of them now! That sounds good 2 me...;)

lol if u think THAT was awesome, KEEP reading!! and I was wrong, we don't have 100 pages at all!



We have like 150!!!! :) :)

This is really a great fic. Keep posting. (especially since Cat has been neglecting all her fics. Someone has to keep up going.)

Thanks for posting!!! Now, you can post more.

That was really great! Post more!:)

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
lol if u think THAT was awesome, KEEP reading!! and I was wrong, we don't have 100 pages at all!



We have like 150!!!! :) :)

Okay then, post all 150! :happyface , like right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D


















Please???????????????????????????props: :notworthy

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S MORE!! :)
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Nate laughed. “Hmm, that could be cool! I wouldn’t really die though, and I could visit
you whenever I wanted, but leave whenever you get to be your annoying self!”
“Yeah, yeah,” CD replied. “Ok, enough with the joking, let’s go!”
Amber agreed and CD grabbed all of their coats.
They left and spent the rest of the day sightseeing. And had dinner at the Hard
Rock Cafe and of course equipped Amber with teeshirt, cap, backpack and a Teddybear
from there. They just couldn't resist and bought her everything she even looked at. So
when the day came to an end the trunk was full with stuff for her while she had fallen
asleep, holding onto her teddybear on the backseat. Nate pulled up in front of CD's place
and stopped the car. "So I guess this is goodnight?" He whispered.

CD sighed and nodded. They hadn't spent a single night apart yet since they were
together.

"I don't want to." Nate sighed again and gently kissed her.

CD of course responded to the kiss and they deepened it.


A short while later Amber woke up and had to grin because CD and Nate were
smooching like a couple of teenagers after their first date. She grinned and was glad about
that. She hadn't seen them kiss yet except for a peck on the cheek every now and then.
They had tried to restrain themselves in front of her but now, thinking she was sleeping
had given in to temptation.

"Just one question." Amber piped up. "Why the hell are we sitting here?"
Nate, embarrassed, looked back at her. “Oh, sorry, we were just saying
goodnight.”
“Why?” Amber asked.
“Um, because we’re at my house now?” CD replied, confused.
“Yeah, but why don’t we just stay here?” Amber asked as the two adults looked at
each other. “Oh, come on, you two! I’m not 10 anymore! I know you have sex, and I
know that you usually stay at each other’s apartments, so why don’t we stay at CD’s, Dad,
since we’re already here?” Amber asked and grinned. “Besides, she actually has food in
the house.”
Nate laughed at that and looked at CD; she nodded. “Ya sure, Amber?” Nate
asked.
“Duh,” she replied and got some of her stuff out of the car. Nate and CD each had
to grab a couple of bags of Amber’s so they could tote it all in.
When they got inside, Amber dressed for bed, and then Nate and CD walked in to
tell her good night. “Um, Amber, shouldn’t you call your mom?” CD asked.
Amber shook her head. “She told me not to bother her once I got here.”
CD sighed and hugged her. "That's just wrong."
Amber shrugged. "We weren't really close or anything, so I'm cool." She hugged CD
back, "Thanks for letting me borrow some of your stuff."
CD nodded. "Anything you need, feel at home."
"Oh that I do already!" She grinned. "More at home than I ever felt anywhere actually."
Nate's heart broke as he heard that. He felt so horrible and wished he had known about
her. He would have taken care of her and made sure she would've had a better life. But he
swore himself that from now on he'd give her anything her heart desired. He sighed and
hugged and kissed into her hair. "Goodnight darling. And if you need anything..."
"I'll be fine." She assured him and snuggled under the covers while CD and Nate left.
"Wow, what a day, huh?" Nate asked.
CD nodded. "Tell me about it."
Since Amber was in CD’s guest bedroom they made themselves comfortable on her
couch and started kissing again. But Nate pulled back. "Wait, what if she..." He
whispered and motioned towards the door.
CD nodded. "I understand, don't worry." She switched off the light.
Now Nate started to passionately kiss her again. "But I want to...." He whispered into her
ear as his hands roamed her body.
"Okay." She smiled and caressed over his skin as she kissed him again.
But once more Nate pulled back. "I can't..." He sighed. "Not here...."
"Okay." CD said again.
"I'm sorry sugar." He stroked through her hair. "It's just... this is all still so weird."
CD nodded. "I understand, don't worry. We have all the time in the world."
"Yeah" He nodded and snuggled close to her. He just couldn't resist though and started
kissing and caressing her again.
"Dammit Nate." CD hissed at him. "Make up your mind, will ya?"
"I want you." He whispered but glanced over at the door again. Even though she had said
that she knew they were having sex, he still didn't want her to walk in on them. "Can we do it in my car?"
"In the car? In the middle of the street?" CD gave him a look. "You got to be kidding!
Everybody can see us there."
"It's late." He sighed. "No one's up anymore."
"Okay, fiiiiine." She growled and got up again. "Let's have sex in your car."
He smirked and they quietly left her appartment again.
********** :lol: all for tonight!! :)

Great Job. Thanks for posting more.

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S MORE!! :)

"Can we do it in my car?"
"In the car? In the middle of the street?" CD gave him a look. "You got to be kidding!
Everybody can see us there."
"It's late." He sighed. "No one's up anymore."
"Okay, fiiiiine." She growled and got up again. "Let's have sex in your car."
He smirked and they quietly left her appartment again.


Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yourock: And now post more!!!!!! :)

Awww that was so sweet More please

lol. that was cute! Post more ASAP! :D

"Okay, fiiiiine." She growled and got up again. "Let's have sex in your car."
He smirked and they quietly left her appartment again.

In the car, CD layed down in the back of the car and waited for Nate to climb on
top of her. Her long legs got bunched up. “Dammit, Nate, I’m too tall for this cramped up
space.”
He got tangled up around her. “****, CD, we can’t do this, we’re too freakin big!”
She laughed as they rolled around, trying to take off their pants, failing everytime.
“Nate, can we please just give up?” She asked as she somehow got the upper half of her
body stuck between the front seat and the back seat.
Nate laughed and nodded. “Yeah, I guess we don’t need it that bad, huh?”
She shook her head, and they gathered their things and went back upstairs. Amber
was sitting in the living room, waiting.
“Where did you guys go?” she asked.
CD closed her eyes and Nate stuttered, “We, uh, needed to get some, uh..”
“We went out to the car to see if my shield was out there; I can’t find it,” CD
replied.
“Oh,” Amber said.
“Did you need something?” Nate asked.
She shook her head no. “I just got up for a glass of milk or something, and you
two weren’t here.”
“Sorry, about that, hun, we just stepped out for a sec,” Nate replied.
Amber nodded and grinned. She’d been waiting for 15 minutes. “Ok, well, I’m
back off to bed then.”
CD nodded. “Ok, night Amber, and Nate, I’ll get you some sheets for the couch.”
“Thanks, honey,” he replied.
“Geez, you two, stop it!” Amber laughed. “You can sleep in the same bed while
I’m here!” she replied.
CD responded. “Well, we need to set a good example, Amber, so we shouldn’t...”
“CD, come on. You two are the best things that have happened to me in my entire
life, and I just met you today. I already love you to death, and I don’t care if you share a
bed. I WANT you to share a bed because that’s telling me that you love each other.”
Nate nodded. “And we sure do,” he replied, as he kissed CD’s head.
“Okay then, it’s settled! Let’s go to bed!” Amber walked into her room. “Night,”
she replied and went to her bed.
"CD?" Nate whispered into her ear.

"Hmm?" She smiled at him.

"We need a bigger car." He said and she started to laugh.

"How about we lock ourselves into the bathroom and take a shower together? She
whispered to him.

He grinned and nodded. "Sounds perfect."

They snuck off into the bathroom and tried their best to be as quiet as possible when they
just couldn't restrain anymore.
After they did their deed, they fell exhausted into bed, wrapping their arms around
each other. CD quickly fell asleep in his arms, but Nate lied awake thinking about the
future. He had always wanted a family, and he’d wondered if CD would ever want to give
him one. Now he had a daughter, a 16 year old for that matter, and he had some very big
responsibilities now. He had to give her everything and make up for all of the things he’d
missed out on. Plus he had to give CD all the things he could before Amber, plus more to
show her that he still cared and loved her deeply. With all of this riding hard on his mind,
he fell into a fitful sleep of dreams and nightmares.
CD woke up in the middle of the night when Nate was tossing and turning and
kicking her. "Hey you." She whispered and gently kissed him awake.

"Huh? What? Who?" He looked around startled.

"Shhhh, it's okay." She said.

He swallowed and looked around. "I had a nightmare... are you okay?"

She nodded. "Apart from getting kicked against the shin."

He blushed. "I'm sorry."

"Don't worry about it." She checked her watch and saw that it was about five am. "I'll get
you a glass of water, okay?"

He nodded. "Thanks." When she did that she heard how Amber went into the bathroom.
She went back to Nate and handed him the water. Kissing his forehead she said, "I'll be
right back."

He nodded and gulped down the water while she left the room again and when she
wanted to check on Amber she heard her crying in the bathroom.
She knocked slightly. "Amber? Are you okay? Can I come in?"

Under sobs she muttered "okay." and CD walked in.
Amber was lying her head on the toliet seat, crying and holding her stomach.
“Honey, what’s wrong?” CD asked, alarmed.
Amber shook her head. “Nothing, I just didn’t feel too good.” She looked at the
toilet. “The pizza didn’t agree with me, I guess.”
CD went to the sink and ran cold water onto a washcloth. She also poured cold
water into a bathroom cup and handed it to her.
“Thanks,” Amber murmured as she drank the water. CD sat down beside her and
put the washcloth on her forehead. She put her extra arm around Amber’s shoulders and
held her silently for awhile.
Amber thought she was better so decided to get up. She stood and immediately
went back down to throw up more. CD grabbed her hair from around her face and patted
her back while she got rid of her food.
“Ohhhhhh,” Amber mumbled once she was finally done.
“Amber, ya sure it was the pizza? I mean, Nate and I are fine. Were you sick or
something before you came here?”
Amber decided it wasn’t time. “No, I wasn’t sick. It was probably just the pizza
and the fact that I was really nervous today.”
CD nodded and walked her back to her room. “I understand.” Amber crawled into bed,
and CD wrapped the covers around her, putting the washcloth onto her forehead. “Amber,
if you get sick again, come and get me, okay? I mean it, don’t hesitate to come get me.”
Amber nodded. “Thanks CD.”
CD grinned and kissed her forehead. “Night, sweetheart.”
“Night,” Amber mumbled as she drifted back to sleep.

Awww that was sweet. Post more! :)

Awww...they are all soo sweet together. One big happy family. :) Post more soon. I LOVE this fic!!!!!!!

NEW PAGE!!!! Come on, now you must post more! ;) :D :p

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
NEW PAGE!!!! Come on, now you must post more! ;) :D :p

Yeah! Post more! Although that last part was a little :eek2: weird......

~Jordan

Originally posted by croatian_princess
Yeah! Post more! Although that last part was a little :eek2: weird......

~Jordan

what? why?

coz of some things that were said before...

Originally posted by croatian_princess
coz of some things that were said before...

meaning?

okay, it wasn't weird that CD helped her or anything, it was just weird that she was sick coz of sum things her mom said...

I think the two of you are doing an awsome job keep up the great work!

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
I think the two of you are doing an awsome job keep up the great work!


:)

Originally posted by Bonnie Is Great!
I think the two of you are doing an awsome job keep up the great work!

THANK YOU!! :) We're having a blast doing it, so I'm glad you guys like!! Here's more!!

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In the morning Amber was the first one who woke up. She hid that she had to throw up
again and then then went to make breakfast. CD woke up to the smell of coffee and went
to the kitchen. "Hey" She said sleepily.

"Hey" Amber turned around to her and then gasped when for the first time she noticed
something. "OH my god." She whispered.

"Wha? What?" CD blinked at her shocked.

Amber blushed. "I uh, sorry, just... I hadn't seen that before... your uhh neck..."

"Ohhh that." Now it was CD's turn to blush. "Yeah that was uhhh...."

"Hey, morning." Nate had woken up too an now strolled into the kitchen.

"... well him." CD pointed at him.

"Me what?" He looked shocked.
Amber laughed. “Dad, you’re an animal!”
Nate was confused. “What are you two talking about?” he asked.
CD pointed at her neck. “Ya left me another surprise.”
Nate’s face turned five colors of red. “Oh my gosh, CD, uh, Amber,” he stuttered.
The two women laughed. “Dad, we’re just teasin ya!” Amber laughed.
Nate shook his head. “Well, this is embarrassing,” he muttered. “Uh, anyone want
breakfast?” he asked trying to take everyone’s minds off of his little deed.
They all had breakfast together and later went shopping again to get Amber
everything she needed.


During the next few weeks they soon grew together to be a real family. A crazy one at
that, but yet a family. And Amber finally got the love she deserved but never knew until
she met CD and Nate.

During that time some things kept on happening that got CD thinking. One morning Nate
had to go into work earlier because Teddy needed him as a witness in court, so CD and
Amber were home alone. In the morning CD walked in on Amber being sick again. And
like a few times before she held her hair and took care of her. When she had finished CD
handed her a glass of water and Amber gladly gulped them down.

"You're pregnant, aren't you?" CD softly asked her.
Amber looked up at CD. “What?” she asked, blushing.
“Amber, come on now, talk to me.”
Amber started to cry and nodded. “How did you know?” she asked.
CD tried to hide her grimace and held her closely. “Honey, when you’re puking all
the time in secret, I could guess bulimia or pregnant. Then I remembered the caffenine
thing, too.” CD stroked her hair and kissed her head. “How far along, sweety?”
“I don’t know, CD,” she whispered. “I don’t even know if I am.”
“Honey, I think it would be safe to say that you are-- I mean, the puking should be a very
important warning sign. Do you get your period?”
Amber shook her head. “Very light and abnormal.”
CD nodded. “Okay, well to be sure, let’s buy a home pregnancy test, and if it’s
positive, we’ll take ya to the doctor.”
Amber nodded. "Can you go buy it for me? I'd be embarrassed."

CD nodded. "You gonna be okay?"

"Yeah I'll be fine." She nodded.

"Okay, I'll be right back then." CD kissed her cheek and went to go to a pharmacy.
Once there she looked through the various pregnancy tests when unbeknownst to her a
young woman was approaching her, happy to run into a familiar face. But when she saw what CD was looking at she stopped dead in her tracks and quickly hid behind another shelf. As soon as CD had paid and left again Raina had completely forgotten what she had come for and raced back to the Division. Nate was still in court and apart from him and CD everybody was there.

'Perfect!' She thought to herself and ran into Kate's office. "GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!"
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:) :) :) hope it's not weird anymore!! ;) ;)

LMAO!!! That whole thing with CD, and Nate leaving 'something' on her neck was tooooooooo funny! I loved it, and the whole thing with Raina, and running into Caps office!! LOL i can't wait. Oh, and I never though the fic was weird, of corse then again that's coming from a crazy person! Hehehehe MOre please...:crazy: :p

Cat: I told ya it was a little weird! Her mom said she was a slut, and then she has morning sickness!

But I'm happy. Please continue soon!

Originally posted by croatian_princess
Cat: I told ya it was a little weird! Her mom said she was a slut, and then she has morning sickness!

But I'm happy. Please continue soon!

well d'oh... think real hard and it won't be weird at all...

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Kate looked up. “What the hell,” she murmured. “Raina, what’s wrong with you?”

Raina laughed. “Wouldn’t you like to know who I ran into at the pharmacy?”

Kate rolled her eyes. “More gossip, Inspector? Didn’t I tell you that I didn’t...”

“Cap, save it, you want to know this!!” Raina laughed. “CD was in the pharmacy!”

“Um, okay,” Kate replied. “Raina, what’s going on? Who cares if CD was in there? What was she doing, stocking up on condoms or something?” She laughed a little at thar. “Who cares! Get back to work, Inspector.”

“Cap, no condoms this time!” Raina smirked. “A PREGNANCY test!”

Kate stopped what she was doing. “A, a what?” she stuttered. She didn’t believe that CD would be trying to have children with Nate before they were married, especially since they were examples to Amber. If she was pregnant, then it was an accident.

“Yep, Cap, you heard me right! Our little Nate and CD are pregnant!” Raina grinned her ass off.

“Raina, come on, so you saw CD buy a test. That doesn’t mean she’s pregnant. Maybe she thinks she is. Maybe it’s for a friend, who knows? You can’t just speculate like that!” Kate was starting to get annoyed. *Why did Raina have to run into all this gossip? Why was CD hiding this from me?* Kate wondered.

Raina gave her an annoyed look. "Come on cap! Those two screw like... well MORE than rabbits! It's a wonder he hasn't knocked her up much sooner!" She then laughed. "I bet she conceived on top of your desk..."

Kate gave her a glare and Raina hurried outside to tell everybody she ran into.

Meanwhile CD had gotten home and she stayed with Amber while she took that test because she had asked her to stay.

“How long, CD?” Amber asked.

“It’ll be a while,” CD replied, setting the test on the countertop. “Honey, I need to know some things, and you need to tell me the truth.”

Amber nodded.

“Okay, first off, if you are pregnant, do you know who the father is?” CD asked.

Amber shook her head yes. “I’ve only been with one person,” she whispered. “Just like my mom did when she got pregnant with me.”

CD nodded. “Okay, will he want to know, or will he be here for you?”

“No, I already told him that I think I might be, and he pretty much told me to have an abortion if I was.” She looked down sadly.

“Oh,” CD murmured. “Is that an option you’re considering?”

“I was,” Amber started to tear up. “When I was living with my mom. Now that I’m here, as long as I can stay here, I’d really like to raise this baby. Here, in this crazy environment.” Amber smiled and stopped. “Dad’s so different from what Mom’s said. He must’ve changed a lot from when she knew him, and he took off.”

CD frowned. “He what?”

“He took off, Mom said, when he found out she was pregnant with me.” Amber explained.

CD frowned again. "No way. He never would have done that! He told me he never knew, and I believe him." She smiled at Amber. "And he also said if only he had known he would have been there for you, he really feels bad about that."

Amber smiled. "Really?"

CD nodded. "Really."

Happy about that she hugged her and cried.

"Shh, everything's gonna be okay sweetie." CD held her close until she had calmed down again.

Then the phone started to ring. CD went to answer it. "Hey Amber, it's some of your friends."

Amber smiled and took the phone from her. At her new school there she soon had found a bunch of great friends, her life was pretty perfect right now. "Hey, hang on, lemme ask." She said into the phone and then looked at CD. "They wanna go to the beach cause it's such a lovely Sunday, can I go along, please?"

"Of course." CD nodded. "I'll make ya some sandwiches to take along and all."

"Thanks, great!" She grinned and talked on the phone some more while CD went into the kitchen.

She prepared her something and then handed her a packed backpack. "Okay, there's food, sodas, sunscreen..."

She cut her off with a hug. "Yeah yeah, CD the soccer mom." She teased.

"Oh shut up." She chuckled and hugged her back. "Have fun."

She grinned. "Hey, uhm, can you tell dad?"

CD nodded. "Okay I will."

"Thanks." She hugged her again and then the doorbell rang and she took off with her friends.

CD went to work and when she showed up there everybody started to giggle and whisper. She groaned thinking it was because she had forgotten to cover up Nate's little necklace. She went into Kate's office. "I'm sorry I'm so late, I had to take care of Amber..." She told her.

Kate nodded and couldn't help looking her up and down. If she was pregnant then it certainly wasn't showing yet. "Amber huh? So how is the whole mom thing?" She hoped to get something out of her.

CD shrugged. "I'm just a friend, not her mom."

Kate gave her a look at that. "Your partner called by the way. He said court is running slow and he's probably gonna be there all day long."

CD nodded. "Alright then."

"So partner up with Raina for today." With that Kate motioned her to leave again.

CD groaned at that. But working with Raina was even worse than she had expected because Raina kept on giggling evertime she said something.

'It's not permissable to kill your coworkers...' CD kept on repeating in her mind at that because she really was tempted to strangle the annoyance out of her.

Eventually the day came to an end though and she could go home. There was a message on the answering machine that Amber and her friends were having pizza together and would be late. CD smiled because she was glad that she was having so much fun.

At that moment Nate came in again and smiled as he heard the message as well. "I'm glad she made new friends."

CD nodded. "Yeah me too." She smiled at him. "I missed you today baby."

"I missed you too sugar." He leaned close and gave her a little kiss. "Lemme just take a quick shower and then I'm all yours again, okay?" He smirked at her. "And we can celebrate our evening alone." He wiggled his eyebrows at her.

She laughed and nodded. Though by now he had lost his 'Amber could walk in on us' fear but he still was glad that she hadn't walked in on them, not yet at least.

"Okay baby." CD gave him another quick kiss and he went to the bathroom.

He had been chewing gum and when he spit that into the wastebasket he frowned upon seeing a pregnancy test box there. Of course that got him curious and he started to dig around a little and then found the positive pregnancy test. Happy about that he ran out to CD again and hugged her so stormyly that they fell backwards onto the couch while he kissed her hard in a frenzy and full of joy.

"Okay, whoa..." She said as they had to break for air. "What happened to your shower?"

"Later" he grinned and stroked through her hair. "I knew it! I just knew it! I'm so happy, you have no idea." He kissed her again.

"Hey hey, stop, what?" She pushed him off her a little.

"The baby!" He grinned. "I found the pregnancy test." He put his hand on her belly. "Hey I'm your daddy!" He exclaimed happily.

CD groaned at that. "Okay, you just fathered the sandwich I had for lunch."

Awwwww that was so cute! Nate's gonna be a grandpa:D Post more!

Der, I knew that! By the way, post more soon.

~Jordan

omg, what a GREAT idea!!!!! make nate a grandpa!!! How sweet!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!! ;) :crazy: :lol: :wave:

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
omg, what a GREAT idea!!!!! make nate a grandpa!!! How sweet!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!! ;) :crazy: :lol: :wave:

H E Y Y O U D O R K ! !

Awww, that's so cute and sweet! Nate, a grandpa...wow.

Now you have to post more SOON!!!


Please??? Great job BTW.

Thanks all of you :) and :wave: to Snowfall :)

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CD groaned at that. "Okay, you just fathered the sandwich I had for lunch."

He gave her a perplexed look. "B...but... I found the test CD!"

CD sighed and took his hands into hers. "Okay, this is gonna be a shock to you, but... there is going to be a baby, yes. Except you're not gonna be a daddy, you're gonna be a grandpa."

“Nate’s mouth gaped open. “A, a WHAT?” he stuttered.

CD smiled. “A grandpa, Nate. Amber’s pregnant.”

Nate looked at CD, waiting for her crack up at her joke. She didn’t. “CD, is this some kind of sick joke?”

“Yeah, Nate this is a joke. I like to completely lie about your daughter and her life, just to get a laugh outta ya,” CD replied, annoyed. “Nate, she’s pregnant. I thought she was before the test because she’d been secretly throwing up and things like that.”

“Wow, I can’t believe this. Where is she now?” Nate asked, having completely forgotten about the message on the answering machine now.

“Her friends wanted her to go out with them, and I let her go.” CD said.

“You let my pregnant daughter go out??” Nate yelled.

“Uh, Nate calm down please!” CD exclaimed. “I can’t shield her from the world just because she’s expecting, and neither should you.”

Nate nodded and sighed. “You’re right, I’m overreacting.” He shook his head. “Does she know who the father is?”

CD nodded. "A creep who left as soon as he heard the word pregnancy. And that's why her mom kicked her out too, and told her you did the same thing to her."

"What?" Nate asked shocked. "That's not true at all!"

"Shh, calm down, I told her that and she believes it." CD hugged him.

He sighed and snuggled close to her. "I can't believe how anybody can be so mean to her."

"I know baby, but she has you now." She smiled at him.

He shook his head. "No, she has both of us."

CD grinned and nodded. “Yeah, this is great; I have a daughter now, and I didn’t even have to do the hard part!”

Nate laughed. “You’re right!” He played with her hand and laced his fingers in between hers. “I love you so much,” he replied. “You know that right?”

CD nodded. “Of course I know that,” she said. “And I love you, too.”

“So.....” Nate grinned devilishly. “What do you wanna do, since we finally have the house to ourselves for a couple of hours?”

CD smiled. “Hmmm, I don’t know, I have some laundry that I need to catch up on.”

He kissed her briskly, leaving her begging for more. “How ‘bout that waits till Amber gets back?”

"Hmmm..." She grinned. "Then what do you suggest what we do til then?”

"Oh I don't know..." He started to unbutton her shirt. "I could help ya to make more laundry." He smirked.

"Oh yeah, like you don't do that all the time." She chuckled. "Do you think I'm stupid? You always slip your laundry in with mine so you don't have to do it yourself."

"I uhhhh..." He blushed because he had been caught.

“Uh huh, no excuses this time buddy!” She smiled.

“CD, I don’t know how my stuff got in there! That’s really strange!” Nate tried to sweettalk his way out of it. “Oh, honey, let’s not waste time talking about laundry! We’ve got other work to do.” He pulled her closer and softly kissed her lips. “I missed you,”

“Now, Nate, not right now! We’ve got some issues to talk about first!” CD loved to tease this man.

“CD, I’m sorry, I admit it, I put my laundry in with yours! I’ll stop, I promise, now can we have sex before my daughter gets back?!!” Nate exclaimed.

“Pushy, pushy, geez!!” CD replied.

Nate whined. "CEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEE."

CD smirked at him. "Didn't you want to take a shower actually?"

"Yeah, but..." He started.

"No buts... go take your shower." CD smiled.

He sighed. "Fiiiiiiiiiine." And stomped into the bathroom.

lol, lol, lmao! that was freaking hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: Post more ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

~:sheep

That was funny!:lol: Please post more soooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That was soo funny. Hehe now can we have some more..like now? :p

That was great! I feel so honored by the :wave: . Write more soon!

Here's some more!!!

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“CD, I’m sorry, I admit it, I put my laundry in with yours! I’ll stop, I promise, now can
we have sex before my daughter gets back?!!” Nate exclaimed.
“Pushy, pushy, geez!!” CD replied.
Nate whined. "CEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEE."

CD smirked at him. "Didn't you want to take a shower actually?"

"Yeah, but..." He started.

"No buts... go take your shower." CD smiled.

He sighed. "Fiiiiiiiiiine." And stomped into the bathroom.

CD grinned and went into their bedroom and quickly got changed into her sexiest lingerie
and then hid under the covers and switched off the light.

A while later Nate walked into the bedroom and frowned. "CD?" He asked as he sat down
on the bed. "I thought we'd have sex now."
"Shut up, I'm tired and have a headache." She muttered.

"Okay, I'm sorry." He sighed and climbed into bed with her and snuggled close to her. Of
course now he could feel what she was wearing. He ripped the covers off her and
switched on the light again. "WHOA!"
CD grinned. “Does this suffice?” She kissed him intently as he turned the light
back off and his hands roamed over her body.
She giggled as his hands brushed over her ticklish spots of her belly and he
returned the kiss with one full of fire. She ran her hands through his wet hair and drug
him further under the covers.
He quickly rid her of the lingerie, and his mouth went straight for her sweet spot,
while she moaned out in pleasure.
Encouraged by that he continued until he had her exactly where he wanted her and
she screamed out for more. Of course he gave in right away and they danced the
horizantal tango for hours.

Eventually they got thirsty though and wanting to get some water went into the kitchen,
both just having wrapped the bedsheet around the two of them.
Amber had arrived a while earlier and was now sitting in the kitchen. She grinned when
she saw the two of them enter like that.
"Cute." She chuckled. "You oughta go to work like that someday..."
“Oh my gosh,” CD murmured, blushing.
Nate’s face, too, turned bright red. “Amber, when did you get back in?”
Amber giggled. “Well, apparently you weren’t expecting me for awhile!” She
grinned. “I’ve been home long enough to get an earful AND an eyeful!”
Nate groaned. “Amber, oh my gosh, I’m SO sorry! Hang on just a sec!” Him and
CD moved in sync to her bedroom where they quickly shut the door and scurried around,
hunting for clothes.
“Dammit, CD what were we thinking? We should’ve known better, there’s
someone else living with us now! We have to be more careful!” Nate exclaimed.
“Calm down, Nate, it’s not like we knew!”
“I know, but we should’ve had some decency and put on clothes before we went
out there, just in case!”
“Nate, it’s over; what happened, happened. Now get dressed, and let’s get back
out there. You have to talk to your daughter about her pregnancy,” CD replied.
Nate groaned as he finished dressing. “Oh, hell, I forgot about that already.”
CD slipped some boxers and a shirt on, opened the door, and whispered: “Well,
remember quickly because what you say to her will matter the most.” CD smiled. “No
pressure, of course!”
Nate sighed and gave her a quick kiss. "Just to make sure... we are okay with it,
right?"

CD nodded. "Of course we are. She'll get all the support she needs from us."

"Good." He nodded relieved and stole another kiss from her and went into the kitchen
while CD took care of that laundry.

'Like father like daughter.' she thought to herself and chuckled because she found both of
their stuff there too. Not that she minded though.

"Sorry again." Nate cleared his throat as he walked into the kitched again.

Amber laughed. "No worries... I just always thought you guys were loud already when I
was home... but what I just heard... geez." She laughed again as she teased him.
“Amber, I...”
“Dad, I’m just kidding! Loosen up a little!”
Nate tried to laugh. “Well, my sex life shouldn’t be something that I’m joking
around about with my daughter! That’s uncomfortable to me.”
Amber smiled. “Dad, it’s not a big deal at all. I know you two love each other, and
I usually don’t hear you! If I did, I’d tell you the next morning to settle your asses down, I
need my rest!”
Nate laughed. “Okay, well, now that we’ve talked about that, and CD and I have put the
toga away,” he stopped and sighed. “she tells me that you found out something today.”
Amber nodded and looked down at the floor.
She bit her lower lip and swallowed.

Nate sighed and tilted her chin up. "Do you want to say something or do you want me to
start talking?"

"I'm scared." She admitted. "I hoped I wouldn't be... but now I am... pregnant." She
sobbed.

"Shhh honey." Nate walked up to her and gently hugged her.

"Are you mad at me?" She whispered.
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Awww, poor Amber...this is wonderful! Post more soon! :wave:

That was great!:) Just don't leave us hanging here for too long.OK???

That was so funny, and so sweet, and......oh, just post more.

Please???

Cat, Lisa, we need more.









































NOW!!!

Originally posted by croatian_princess
Cat, Lisa, we need more.




NOW!!!

Well, it's just me right now. :crybaby: Cat's occupied atm, and I miss her like crazy!!! So, here's a shout out to her-- :stupid: :heart: :cat: and here's MORE for all of you!!! :wave:


**************
Nate sighed and tilted her chin up. "Do you want to say something or do you want me to
start talking?"

"I'm scared." She admitted. "I hoped I wouldn't be... but now I am... pregnant." She
sobbed.

"Shhh honey." Nate walked up to her and gently hugged her.

"Are you mad at me?" She whispered.

"No, not at all." He assured her and kissed her temple. "You're my daughter and I love
you with all my heart, no condidtions. No matter what happens, I will always love you."

She was glad about that and smiled a little. "CD too?"

"Of course CD too." He smiled.

"Where is she?" Amber asked.

"Doing the laundry I think." Nate answered. "She wanted to give us some time alone."

"She's great." Amber nodded. Then she walked up to the freezer. "Icecream?"

"Sure." Nate got out three spoons as Amber got the box out. Chocolate of course.

Together they walked into the livingroom and sat down on the couch. Then CD returned
as well and plopped down next to Amber on the other side. She wrapped her arm around
Amber's shoulder, and Nate did the same, so their arms rested on top of each other and
also had Amber in their middle. Silently they started to eat the icecream out of the box
that Amber was holding.

After a while Nate broke the silence. "How did it happen Amber?"

"Well ya know..." She blushed. "Me and Bobby.... well we were... oh geez!" She blushed
big time.

"Don't worry, we don't want details or anything." Nate stopped her.

"Yeah." CD nodded. "We just wanna know, what about protection, didn't you use
anything?"

Amber blushed at that. "Well I had a talk with mom... she knew Bobby and I were seeing
each other, so one evening she asked me if I wanted to have sex with him. And I said I
wasn't sure yet. Then she told me he's a nice guy and I should go for it, that it'd be fun. So
I figured she must be right, I mean after all she pretty much had a different guy every night...
so then I asked her about protection and condoms and stuff. And she told me, the stuff they tell us at school, they just scare us. That I just could get
pregnant the day before I get my period. And she said she never uses condoms either... so
I believed her." She started to sob again. "And ... and when I told her she laughed at me
because I said I had believed her. She told me she's on the pill and that I was a moron to
believe that stuff she told me." She sniffed. "I guess I shoulda known better... but how
was I supposed to know my mom would lie to me about that?" She sighed. "And then she
kicked me out."
“What a bitch!” CD exploded as she looked at the faces of Nate and Amber. “I’m
sorry, but who in the hell is this woman? I mean, who would tell her daughter a thing like
that? That’s so stupid!”
“It’s true, CD! Please believe me!” Amber started to cry again.
CD cringed at the sight of the tears. “Honey, I DO believe you! I said that because
your mom is crazy! She’s nuts to say something like that to a teenage girl! And encourage
you to have sex! Absolute crazy!” CD exclaimed.
“CD, calm down,” Nate replied. “Yes, the woman is a little cooky, but we can’t
think about her right now. We don’t need to think about her now. Let me worry about that
when I call her up tomorrow and chew her out.” He sighed. “Right now we gotta talk
about this baby. Amber, are you at all considering abortion or adoption, and is this Bobby
kid going to help you out in ANY way?” Nate asked.
Amber kept on sobbing and hugging CD. "No. When I told him that I think I might be
pregnant he called me a little whore and to get an abortion, but that he wouldn't give me a
dime for that."

Nate cringed at that. "I'm so sorry darling."

She turned to hug him now. "It's okay dad. I should have known, really." She sighed.
"And... I don't know... I mean what do you two think? Could I keep it if I wanted?"
“Honey, of course you can!” CD exclaimed.
Nate agreed. “Amber, this is your body we’re talking about here. We can tell you
what we think you should do, but whatever YOU decide is what we will agree on. It’s
that simple.”
Amber buried her head into her dad’s chest and finished crying. After a little
while, she came up for some air. “Thanks you two.” CD and Nate nodded. “I would really
like to keep this baby, if that’s alright. I know it will be a burden on you, and I promise
that I will get a job and help pay for the baby and me.”
"Like hell you will." CD said. "We both have good paying jobs. I mean of course we're
not rich, but we have enough. You will finish school, go to college, and then we can talk
about the job thing again."

"Are you sure?" Amber asked.

"Of course we are." Nate nodded.
Amber smiled and began to tear up again. “Thank you so much. I don’t know
what I would’ve done if Mom hadn’t have kicked me out. I never would’ve got this kind
of treatment at that home.”
Nate nodded. “I know, Amber. I just wish I would’ve known about you sooner, so
you could’ve been with us forever.”
Amber grinned. “Yeah, me too. If I ever have to go back there, I don’t know what
I’ll do. I’m spoiled now, living here.”
CD smiled. “Yeah, you are, aren’t you?” she joked. “But don’t worry, because
you’re not going back there again. Unless you ever WANT to go, then you can.”
“Don’t worry about that; I’ll NEVER want to go back to that place again!
Especially since I have all of this now.” Amber grinned. “Well, I’m off to bed then. I’ll
give you two your privacy, although I don’t know if you’ll need it, since you probably
don’t have much energy left!” Amber joked.
CD smiled as Nate blushed. “Oh, honey, that was nothing! I’ve got so much
energy, it’s not even...” CD started.
“CANDACE DELORENZO!” Nate exclaimed. “Don’t talk about that to my
daughter!”
CD and Amber laughed. “Oh, Nate, I’m just kidding! And it’s not like your
daughter hasn’t heard the word S-E-X before!” CD giggled as she patted Amber’s small
round belly. "Or HAD s-e-x before!!"
***************

More!!!!!!!!!,Great Job Cat and Lisa!

Wonderful! And I hope that Cat comes back soon, so you won't miss her anymore! ;) :)

That was awesome! Post more ASAP!

AWESOME!!!! You've got to post more!!!

And, I hope Cat comes back soon, so you can stop missing her.

Originally posted by 1strunfan
AWESOME!!!! You've got to post more!!!

And, I hope Cat comes back soon, so you can stop missing her.

Aw thanks guys! And yes I'm dealing with my Cat withdrawl, or at least trying. :) Thanks for the new page, btw, JoCool! ;)


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“CANDACE DELORENZO!” Nate exclaimed. “Don’t talk about that to my daughter!”
CD and Amber laughed. “Oh, Nate, I’m just kidding! And it’s not like your
daughter hasn’t heard the word S-E-X before!” CD giggled as she patted Amber’s small
round belly. "Or HAD s-e-x before!!"
Nate blushed profusely and hit CD's shoulder to make her stop
Amber had to laugh. "What exactly are you talking about CD? I mean yeah I think
I heard that word before? It means like intercourse, right?"
CD nodded. "Yeah or getting laid." She chuckled.

"Screwing like the rabbits?" Amber added.

"Playing hide the salami." CD nodded again.

Amber kept on laughing. "Doin the dirty?"

"Coitus." CD had to smirk too now.

Nate blushed more and more with every word. "Girls..."
But Amber continued. "Copulation?"

CD loved giving Nate a hard time as well of course. "Fornication."
"Intimacy?" Amber smirked.

"Libido." CD winked at Nate.

Amber chuckled and grinned at him broadly. "Reproduction." she pointed at her belly.

CD smiled and kissed Nate's cheek. "Lovemaking."
“CD, stop!” Nate yelled. “Jeez, you girls are sick.” He stood up and kissed
Amber’s head. “Goodnight,” he replied and kissed CD’s head. “Goodnight,” he said
again, walking towards the bedroom door. “Oh yes, and Amber?”
Amber smiled innocently. “Yes Daddy?”
“There’s a bar of soap in the bathroom. Put some in your mouth before you go to
bed.” He turned around to hide his grin.
“No, Amber, you don’t have to listen to that. I say NO soap!” CD replied.
Nate turned back. “Hey, she’s MY daughter, potty mouth! You need some soap
too! Eat some before you step foot in my bed!”
CD grinned evily. “Who’s bed?” she replied with a smirk.
"Hey I'm still the man here!" He stretched his chest out.
"Just because you have one bone more in your body doesn't mean you can play Tarzan
here!" CD laughed.

"Pah." He glared at her. "As if that one bone isn't the part you care about the most."

"Well it could be longer..." CD smirked.

"It IS longer! You just don't get it to expand to full length!" He said insulted.
********

it's not as long as usual b/c cat and i haven't written in a few days so we might get backed up if I post tooo much! :lol: We only have like 120 more pages to choose from!! ;)

That was so sweet! Go Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cat needs to come back!!!!!!!!!!!! Now! Then we can have lots more of this story...post more soon ;)

Post more soon!!! I can't wait til Cat gets back, too; I'm going through withdrawl on her other fics....:)

Originally posted by "Snowfall"
Post more soon!!! I can't wait til Cat gets back, too; I'm going through withdrawl on her other fics....:)


i KNOW!! me 2!!!!!!!!!! lol

That was hilarious! You have to post more! Like now! Please?:)

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"Hey, hey guys..." Amber stopped them before they really started to fight again. "There's
already this one story in the bible... when God created Adam and Eve, he had a special
thing for each of them. Something the other one would not posess. So when the time had
come to equip them with those things he stepped forward and looked at them. My
childrean' he said. 'I created two very special things, very different things, but I can't
decide whom to give what, so I'll let you decide.' He showed them the first of those items.
'This,' he said, 'will enable you to pee while you're standing. And its length grows when
the other one will give you pleasure.' He wanted to explain more but Adam had cut him
off already. 'Yes! Yes!' He called out while he jumped up and down. 'I just gotta have
that!' And so God fulfilled his wish. Now he looked at Eve and showed her the other
thing. 'As for this, I called it brain.' And he handed it to her."
CD laughed hysterically and gave Amber a high five.
“CD, I can NOT believe that you’re encouraging her!” He looked at CD, who was
still laughing and rolling around on the couch. “And YOU,” he pointed at Amber, starting
to get ticked, “I don’t care what she says, DON’T listen to her about this crap she’s saying! You guys are both crazy; I’m going to bed!” Nate went to the bedroom and
slammed the door.
Amber looked at CD. “Oops,” she replied. “I guess I took it too far, huh?”
CD shook her head. “Nah, don’t worry about him. He can be a little touchy every
now and then.” CD smiled. “Or every day, since he has a partner like me.”
Amber grinned. “Oh I see how it is then.”
CD nodded. “Yep, I seem to make him angry every single day, but he always
comes back for more!”
Amber laughed. “Well, that’s because he’s a man and doesn’t have that brain to
think with!”
CD chuckled. "You should have seen him a few weeks ago. He kept on giving me
**** cause I'm blond. He really told one blonde joke after the other. So it's pretty equal.
Either one of us is always on the receiving end. You just team up with the other one and
stay out of the free fire zone, okay?" CD too kissed her head now. "And on Monday we'll
go to the doctor."
Amber smiled and nodded and shot CD a little scared look. "You're gonna come with me
though, right?"

"Of course, as far as you want me there with you I'll stay. And when you want me to go I
will too." CD smiled at her reassuringly.

Amber smiled back. "Thanks, for everything."

"Anytime. Sweet dreams you two." She winked at her and then followed Nate into the
bedroom. "Hey you Cro Magnon Caveman Macho Casanova. Where are you?" She called
out.
Nate was already lying in bed, just wearing his boxers. “Haven’t seen him, maybe
you should try the spare bedroom.”
CD shook her head. “There’d better be no Cro Mag man there, since you’re
DAUGHTER’S sleeping in that room!” She laughed.
“CD, why do ya have to be like that?” Nate whined.
“Be like what?” CD smirked.
“Dammit, you know what I’m talking about! We shouldn’t talk like that around
our daughter; she doesn’t need to hear that here, since she hears it everywhere else.”
“Nate, she’s not my daughter; she’s my best friend. And I’m just laughing with my best
friend!” CD explained. “What’s the difference? You and Teddy joke all the time about
me, and you don’t have a problem with that!”
“Probably because Teddy isn’t a petite blond TEENAGER who’s pregnant! And
who’s my flesh and blood!”
“Excuses, excuses.” CD smiled. “Come on Nate, live a little.”
"Pah." He pouted.

"Oh come on! Nate." She snuggled up to him. "Of course I can understand that you want
to protect her, but so do I. But she still is a kid after all, even though she's pregnant and will have to grow up helluva fast now. So let her have as much fun as she can get huh?
Besides... you gotta admit that you'd rather have her joke around with us, than with some
Bobby at her school, huh?"
Nate nodded. “Yeah, you’re right, honey,” he put his arms tightly around her. “I’m
sorry I overreacted.”
CD smiled. “We take turns being crazy,” she replied and yawned.
******** all for today!!!

Yep, everyone's crazy, YAY! Post more ASAP! :p

That was funny, with the whole Adam and Eve story. Please post more soon!

Wow, 2 posts close together. We didn't even have to wait weeks or anything. Thank You , Thank You, Thank You.

Now, if you could post more......soon. :D

Originally posted by 1strunfan
Wow, 2 posts close together. We didn't even have to wait weeks or anything. Thank You , Thank You, Thank You.

Now, if you could post more......soon. :D


Hey, I'm offended!!! I never wait weeks to post again!! :) LOL, that would be my partner, kitten!!!!! :) WHOM I MISS!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

LOL, anyway, here's more and enjoy!!!!


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Nate nodded. “Yeah, you’re right, honey,” he put his arms tightly around her. “I’m sorry I
overreacted.”
CD smiled. “We take turns being crazy,” she replied and yawned.
Nate kissed her forehead and then her cheek, knowing she needed to get her rest.
“I love you, baby. More than anything.” He kissed her lips softly.
“I love you, too, honey,” CD murmured as she buried her head into his chest.
They soon got to sleep and Nate was having a really juicy dream about CD that
made him wake up with a boner. Smelling CD next to him he wrapped his arms closer
around her and started to kiss and caress her.

She moaned and woke up. "What are you waking me for?" She muttered.

Nate scooted closer to her so she could feel it.

"Ooooh." She smiled at him with raised eyebrow.
“God, I want you,” he replied and slid her shirt off.
“Nate, it’s 3:30 in the morning, I’m tired,” she murmured.
“Mmmmm,” he muttered into her mouth as he kissed her again. “Ya sure?” he
rolled on top of her, caressing her breasts with his tongue, making her wake up
completely.
“Ohhhhhh, Nate,” she said as quietly as she could, although her quietness was a
soft roar. “You know the way to a woman’s heart.”

"I don't care about your heart, I just want in your pants." He roared back at her.

"Good. Cause I'm not letting you in my heart!" She shot back.

But as soon as they kissed again the games were forgotten. "Oh god baby I love you so
much!" Nate repeated over and over again while CD assured him she felt the same as they
put each and every of those words from earlier to a use.
****

hehe, that's all for right now!! i know I'm kinda mean, so MAYBE i'll post more later. ;) ;)

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan

hehe, that's all for right now!! i know I'm kinda mean, so MAYBE i'll post more later. ;) ;)

How bout you post more now???:D

hey guys! :)
I'm sorry you miss me all :( I miss everybody too. My (shaved) :cow: and :mooner: and all of you!!!!

There's tons of snow here, I didn't get to go skiing yet though :( My fam is driving my INSANE!!!!!! I want a Nate & CD family too!!!!

MARRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!!!

gtg again now, I'm just at a damn booth, not the internet cafe yet. That was closed :(

Love, hugs, and kisses from the feline! :heart:

Cta's back! Cat's back! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! We missed ya Cat!:bighug: And........you have tons of snow in Germany???? Arghhhhhh! Why everyone has snow but i don't???I want snow! There should be lots of snow in Lithuania,but noooooooooooo all I get is lots of water! lol Hope ya had merry Christmas Cat.

Originally posted by planet_stella
Cta's back! Cat's back! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! We missed ya Cat!:bighug: And........you have tons of snow in Germany???? Arghhhhhh! Why everyone has snow but i don't???I want snow! There should be lots of snow in Lithuania,but noooooooooooo all I get is lots of water! lol Hope ya had merry Christmas Cat.

yeah i didn't get a white Christmas either :( :( :(


AND HOLY ****, I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!! CAT'S BACK!!! OR, YA KNOW, SHE'S FOUND AN INTERNET CONNECTION!!! OMG, I'M SOOOOOOO EXCITED!!! WELCOME BACK!!! *HUUUUUUUUGS* FROM THE SHAVED :cow:

well, now that we've heard from my sweet :cat: FINALLY!! ;) , I'll post some more!!!!


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The next morning, CD stumbled out of bed, running late. “Damn, I’m never going to
make it on time again, living with Nate,” she muttered under her breath, trying to find
some clothes out of the freshly done laundry.
Nate was in the kitchen, making breakfast for CD. Him and Amber had already
eaten, and she had left for school with her friends. Nate was trying to do anything he
could to help out CD, so they wouldn’t be too late.
CD ran into the kitchen. “I’m sorry, I’m late again today. If we eat on the way,
we’ll still get to the Division on time,” she replied as she put on some shoes.
Nate smiled. “That’s ok, babe, you can eat here, and we’ll just be a little late.”
“Yeah, and then we’ll have Kate pissed at us,” CD replied.
Nate sighed. “Yeah, you’re probably right,” he picked up their coats. “Okay, I’ll drive;
you eat.”
CD nodded and grabbed some makeup to shove into her purse, so she could apply
it during the drive in.

Nate pulled in quickly, and they were only about 10 minutes late. Raina was
pacing back and forth. “Mag, where in the hell are they?” she complained.
“I don’t know, but I’m getting sick of waiting!” Mag exclaimed.
“Ya sure this is a good idea?” Jinny asked.
“Of course it is!” Raina answered.

Nate and CD walked through the front door of the Division. Everyone was
standing around together, and balloons were streamed everywhere. “SURPRISE!!”
CD frowned upon that but didn't even get a chance to say anything before Raina
hugged her. "Congratulations CD!!"

"Uhhh it's not my birthday." She said.
Nate laughed, thinking it was some sort of prank. Then Teddy walked up to him and gave
him a hug as well. "Yeah man. Good job!" He smirked at him.
*****************

:stupid: :heart: :cat:
:bighug:
Love, shaved :cow:

LMAO! I forgot Raina told them about the pregnancy test!!!! :lol: But instead of waiting for a little while, how about more right now!!! :talk:

:sheep

P.S. Hi Cat! :wave: :p

That was hilarious!:rofl: :yourock: You have to post more NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not back, still in Austria, on vacation... but yeah, I found an internet connection... FINALLY...

Are there any news? I'm so incredibly out of the loop :'(
gonna read some more here now...

:cat: :heart: :stupid:

***************
Now Nate frowned. "What?"
“What are you guys talking about?” CD asked.
Jin came up to her and hugged her. “It’s ok, CD, you don’t have to pretend
anymore. We know, and we’re SO excited for you guys!”
“Is this some kind of weird joke that we don’t get?” Nate asked.
“No, it’s not,” Magda replied. “Don’t worry, Raina told us!”
CD glanced at Raina. “Told you what?” she asked her.
“Come on, CD, I saw you yesterday after work hours. We know your guys’ secret,
so stop playing with us!” Raina exclaimed. “Here, I got you guys a little something, even
though it’s a little PREMATURE!!” Everyone laughed except for CD and Nate, as Raina
handed CD a small package.
CD opened it up; the package contained a bib that said, “I love my mommy.” CD
did a sideways glance at Nate. “Uh, thanks, Raina, but who’s going to be a mommy?”
Oh come on!" Raina growled. "We're throwing a baby shower here! What do you
think is going on?"
CD shrugged and handed her the package back again. "Well great job Raina, but a little
piece of advice... next time you throw a baby shower, make sure you have a pregnant
woman."

At that Kate came out of her office and had to laugh. "I told you it was a bad idea." She
said to Raina.
“Wait, CD, you’re not?!” Raina exclaimed.
“Uh, no, definitely not!” CD replied.
“So the test was negative?” Magda asked. “Ya know, those CAN lie, CD, you should take
another one just to be sure.”
“I didn’t take one in the first place,” CD said.
“But I saw you buy..” Raina started.
“I BOUGHT a pregnancy test, but I didn’t USE a pregnancy test.” She looked at
Nate. “Should we tell them to get em off our backs?”
Kate laughed again. "The term that comes to mind is I TOLD YOU SO Raina."

Nate nodded. "CD isn’t pregnant, Amber is."

"Amber?" Jinny asked stunned. "As in Amber, your teenage daughter Amber?"

"Yep, that's the one." CD nodded and smiled at Raina. "If you still wanna throw that party
I'll go and get her from school."

"You can't just go and take her out of school like that!" Magda said.

CD chuckled. "I think the badge will do the trick."
Kate and Jinny laughed at this. “Oh my gosh, I can’t believe we actually listened
to Raina AGAIN!” Jinny exclaimed.
Raina tried to defend herself “Hey, guys, come on! I got PART of it right!!”
“Yeah, close enough guys!” Teddy laughed. “So, Nate,” Teddy turned serious
again. “How’s Amber doing? Did she get pregnant once she moved here?”
“No, Teddy, of course not!” Nate exclaimed. “That’s pretty much why she moved
here. That bitch mother of hers kicked her out.”
"Oh my god! I can't believe it! She threw her pregnant daughter out?" Kate asked
shocked.

CD nodded. "I swear if I ever meet her, I'll..."

"Yeah we all know what you'd do." Nate chuckled.

"Well right now I'll go and get her." CD gave Nate a quick kiss and left.

At the school she walked into the office and showed them her badge. "I'm Inspector
DeLorenzo and I need to talk to Amber Carrington right away."
The school’s principal looked up at her. “Is she in some kind of trouble? She
hasn’t been here too long, but she’s never caused any form of disturbance..”
“No, no, she’s not in trouble. I just need to ask her a couple of questions.
Downtown,” she replied. “I’m sorry, I know it’s important for her to be at school, but she
was a witness....”
“No need to explain, Inspector, we’ll have her here in a just a sec.” The principal called
down to Amber’s homeroom. “Mrs. Kingslee, sorry to interrupt, but I need Amber
Carrington from your class. Have to bring her things, as well as anything else she brought
this morning. She’ll be leaving for the day.”
Amber looked at her teacher, confused, as she dismissed her. She wondered what was
going on. She hoped that CD and her dad were okay and that nothing happened to them
while they were in the field.
She walked quickly to her locker and then to the principal’s office. She saw CD
standing in the doorway. Before she could respond, the principal replied, “Amber, this is
Inspector DeLorenzo and she needs you to go downtown with her to ask you a couple of
questions.”
Amber grinned. “Oh, alright, am I in any trouble, Officer?” she asked.
CD smiled back. “It’s Inspector, Miss Carrington, and I hope not.”
"Well I'm sure it can't be that bad. Besides, my dad, he's a cop too. Nate Basso, ever heard
of him?" Amber grinned at her.

CD smiled back. "There are a lot of cops in this city Miss Carrington."

"Yeah Amber." The principal said. "It's not like on TV where there's only a handful and
they are all close friends."

;) ;) ;)

lmao!!! :rotflmao: :rofl: post more soon!!!!! :D

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
"Yeah Amber." The principal said. "It's not like on TV where there's only a handful and
they are all close friends." ;) ;) ;)

LOL...:lol: :lol: :lol: ...that was great post more SOOOOOOON...please??:(

OMG, that was so funny. When I watch TD, I do often think how unrealistic it is about the handful of cops being close friends, thing. But I love it anyway, of couse. :D

I didn't get a white Christmas, either. All our snow melted a week ago. :(

:rofl: :yourock: That was sooo funny!:lol: :thanks: for a wonderful post!

AWESOME!!!! Great job.

Hey Cat!!! We all miss you!! Hurry back from Austria, so you can post more on your fics.:) Seriously, I am glad to know you are still around. And, we do all miss you. Hope you have a great vacation, and enjoy the snow. Make a snow cat, and post pics for us.

We didn't get snow for Christmas, either. We actually got a thunderstorm a couple of days before. Stupid weather!

Now, you can post more.:D

That was sooo good! Very funny too! Can't wait for more!!


Hey Cat I hope you are haveing a great time!! I miss ya! Take care, and I hope to chatt with ya soon. :mooner: :heart: :cat:

hey guys, here's some more!!!! :D

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CD smiled back. "There are a lot of cops in this city Miss Carrington."

"Yeah Amber." The principal said. "It's not like on TV where there's only a handful and
they are all close friends."

"Oh actually, at my division, it's a lot like on TV." CD grinned. "Now if you excuse us."

"Of course, have a nice day." The principal went back to work and Amber left with CD.
Once they were at the car CD got serious. "Okay enough of this." She looked at
her. "Amber I'm so disappointed in you!" She sighed. "I can't believe you did that!"

Amber looked at her shocked. "Wait what? You mean you're not taking me out for fun?
You're really here as a cop? CD I swear, whatever it is! I didn't do a thing!" She didn't
know what to say and felt bad because she was causing trouble.

"Of course I'm not taking you out for fun!" CD glared at her. "What do you expect? A
party?!?! This is serious young lady!"
Amber swallowed. "CD I'm so sorry... I swear whatever I did, I didn't know it was
wrong..."

"Yeah we'll see about that at the station." CD said and drove off.
Amber sat in fear the rest of the way back to the Division. She tried to think of every
single possibility of something she’d done wrong.
CD pulled up and parked. “You ready to get this over with?” she grumbled to
Amber, still looking pissed as hell.
Amber solely nodded, too afraid to speak, for tears were on the verge. She walked
quickly but quietly right behind CD.
CD smiled, seeing Amber’s scared expression in the window of the front door.
She opened and held it for her. “Thanks,” Amber mumbled and walked through the door.
“SURPRISE!!” the Division crowd yelled again, although this time it was for the
right person.
Amber turned and looked at CD. “What’s going on?” She looked at a banner that read,
‘Congratulations, CD!’ in pink and blue writing with little baby bottles and rattles all over
it. She looked at CD. “You, you’re, uh...” she stuttered, trying to get the meaning of this
party out of her mouth. “You and my dad are........ pregnant?” She asked.
Puzzled, CD replied, “NO, we’re not, why would you think tha...” then she turned
to where Amber was looking and saw the sign for the first time. “Oh, no, that was a
mistake. Ya see, they thought I was the one that was pregnant. Raina saw me buying your
pregnancy test, so she jumped to conclusions.” CD glanced at Raina and shook her head.
“I know, I know, I’m really sorry!” Raina exclaimed. “So we threw this party for
CD, but her and Nate said it was you that was actually pregnant.”
Amber grimaced. “Yeah, it is,” she whispered.
“So now this party is for YOU!” Nate grinned and hugged her.
“Really?” She smiled, tears welling up in her eyes. “Wow, no one’s ever done
anything like this for me before!” She hugged Nate back and then CD. “CD, you jerk!
You had me convinced that I was in trouble!”
CD laughed. “Well, I had to see if you’d done anything that you were hiding since
you’ve been here!”
Amber hugged her. “Now why would I do anything stupid when I’m living with TWO
Inspectors!” She whispered in CD’s ear before she let go, “And when I saw that sign I
thought we were going to pregnant together and I was REALLY weirded out.”
CD smiled and whispered back. “Yeah, that would weird me out too. Good thing
they were just confused!”
Amber nodded and pulled away from the hug. “Okay, now where’s my cake? Or
ice cream? Or any type of food substance!”

That was so freakin hilarious! I laughed so hard when Amber thought that CD was pregnant. Now post more, soon! :D :D :D

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yep, i THINK i know what that means!! ;) ;)
lol, here's some more!!

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CD chuckled. "Yeah, good question." She looked at Raina.

Raina giggled and then got a cake out of Kate's office where she had hidden it.

"Soooooo." She grinned at Amber. "Is it a boy or a girl? And how far along are you?"

Amber started to munch. "I dunno yet. CD made an appointment later today."
“Oh,” Raina replied as she watched the thin girl eat piece after piece of cake.
“Whoa, don’t you think that’s a little much?” Jinny joked.
CD smiled. “Yeah, Amber, you’re looking like Daddy over there, shovelin in that
cake!”
Amber laughed. “Well, at least I get it honest!” she exclaimed.
Kate smiled. “So, CD, are you taking the afternoon off then?”
CD nodded. “Yes, if that’s alright.”
“Of course, take as much time as you need.”
“Thank you very much, Captain McCafferty,” Amber replied. “I really wanted CD
to go with me.”
Kate nodded. “Anytime, sweetheart. And call me Kate. Captain is way too
formal.”
“That’s nice of you, Kate!” CD exclaimed.
Kate shook her head. “Call me Captain; Kate’s too informal.”
They all laughed and helped theirselves to the rest of the cake that hadn’t been
nibbled on by Amber, who had ran to the bathroom quickly to get rid of it.
CD sighed and followed her again. She hoped the doctor would perscribe her
something to help the nausea. The rest of the morning was spent by showing Amber
around and even taking her for a ride in one of the patrol cars. Of course she got a kick
out of that.
After their day of fun, CD and Amber left Nate at the station, and the two of them
headed to the doctor’s office. CD pulled into the parking lot and turned to Amber. “You
ready for this?”
Amber nodded. “Yeah, let’s get it over with.”
They got out of the car and went inside. CD signed Amber in, and they waited in
the waiting area. Ten minutes later, a woman came out with a file. “Amber Carrington?”
she asked.
Amber stood up and looked at CD. “Ya comin?”
“Sure, if you want me in there,” CD replied.
Amber nodded and slipped her hand into hers. “Yes, I do; I NEED you in there.”
They walked in together and the doc smiled at them. "So who of you is the pregnant
one?"
"I am." Amber smiled slightly and started to squeeze CD's hand.

"Sweety it's okay." CD reassured her.

Amber sighed and nodded.
The doctor noticed Amber’s uneasiness. “Don’t worry, Miss Carrington, we’ll try
and make this as harmless as possible, alright?”
Amber grinned. “Ok, thanks, doc.”
“Okay, Amber, and how old are you? 16?”
“Yes.”
The doctor asked her more questions, and then she examined her. Amber felt
some discomfort, but CD held her hand while the doctor checked her out.
A while later the doctor came back in. “Amber, I’m happy to say that you’re baby
is doing just fine, and you are in excellent health,” She said.
Amber smiled. “Thank you, Doctor. Can you tell me how far along I am?” she
asked.
She nodded. "We'll do an ultrasound anyways."

Amber nodded and kept on holding CD's hand.
The doctor started with the ultrasound and then looked at CD and Amber, holding hands.
"Don't you think there a little bit too much age difference between you two?"

"What?" Amber asked confused.
CD cleared her throat. "Wait... you mean she and I... we're together? I'm her father's
girlfriend! That's all."

Amber blushed as she now realized.

"Ohhh I see. I'm sorry." The doc apologized. "You don't have the last name and..."
“Oh, gosh no!” Amber exclaimed. “Ewww!”
CD laughed. “Yeah, ditto.”
The doctor apologized again. “I really am sorry; I can’t believe I...”
“No, don’t worry about it,” CD replied. “You lightened the mood!”
Amber nodded. “Yeah, it’s no problem, but it IS kinda funny!”
The doctor continued with the ultrasound. “Well, looks like you’re about 3
months or so along.”
“And the sex of the baby?” Amber asked.
"I can't tell that yet. We can't determine the sex by ultrasound until the 18th
week." She smiled at them.

"Oh okay, that's cool." Amber nodded. "Maybe I'll just wait and see."

CD smiled. "That's all up to you."
The doc smiled at them. "I advice you to come by every 4 weeks or if anything occurs.."

"Okay." CD nodded
“Well, Amber, if you don’t have any questions, then you’re done for this visit.”
Amber and CD didn’t have any, so they left the room and scheduled her next
appointment.
Driving back home, CD spoke up. “So, whatcha want for supper?”
Amber shrugged. “I don’t care, whatever.”
“I’m really craving some pizza!” CD smiled.
“Oh, yum, me too!” Amber exclaimed. “Pineapple and anchovies!!”
CD made a wretching noise. “Eww, sicko!!” They both laughed. “Well, sounds
like you can have your own pizza, and Nate and I will have a different one!”

"Ooooh I wouldn't share anyways." Amber grinned and they arrived at home.

Nate already waited for them. "Finally! And? And? And?"

"Well the doctor said I'm like one in a million women who have the luck to have
eightlets..." Amber said seriously.
"You're kidding me!" He then looked at CD.

CD shook her head. "No, seriously. I couldn't believe it either but it's true. She's having
eight babies."
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Originally posted by 1strunfan
:yourock: :woohoo:

You two are awesome writers. Now you can post more!!!


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“Oh my gosh!” He exclaimed, touching Amber’s stomach. “How in the hell are
you going to fit EIGHT babies in there?!!!”
“I don’t know, Dad, but it’ll be a tight squeeze.” He embraced her and Amber
looked over him and winked at CD. She grinned as Amber broke the bond. “Okay, Dad,
we need to talk about how we’re going to afford all of these babies running around. First
off, you’re going to have to start working some overtime or something because CD’s
apartment just won’t suffice for all of these kids. And we’re going to need a lot more food
and supplies and stuff.”
Nate looked at her puzzled. “Well, Amber, if you’re going to have EIGHT kids, I
think we’re going to need you to get a job too, just so we can make it.”
Amber shook her head. “Nah, I don’t want to. CD said I didn’t have to.”
Nate looked at CD amazed. CD nodded. “Yeah I told her that.”
Nate swallowed and blinked at her.
CD smiled. "Oh don't worry. You just put on some of my clothes again, since you love
wearing them anyways, and then you work the streets again." She smiled at him. "You
were popular the last time. And hey, if you don't make enough money with that I'll just
get into that line of work as well. I mean it's easy money, right?"

Nate looked at her for the slightest hint that this was a joke but couldn't find any.

"Wait, what do you mean dad likes to wear your clothes?" Amber asked.

"Oh he does it all the time." CD nodded.
“CD!” Nate exclaimed. He turned to Amber. “That’s not true at all, she’s lying!”
CD smiled. “Nate, come on now. Remember that little mini skirt you wore that
one night, on your favorite corner? I’m sure it’s still in my room, on YOUR side of the
closet!” CD smirked as she walked towards her room.
Nate knew it was still in there and tried to stop her. “CD, stop. Amber listen; I had
to be a crossdressing hooker one night for work. An undercover gig. That’s all.”
Amber looked at him in bewilderment. “Yeah, I’m supposed to believe THAT! If
I had a nickel for every time I heard that one!”
“Amber, it’s the truth!”
“You were a crossdressing hooker?!! Come on, Dad, I thought my story was
ridiculous, but yours just took the cake!”
“What story?” Nate asked.
“Uh, well,” Amber started.
CD returned with the skirt and held it in front of him. "He looked just gorgeous. Of
course his legs were shaven and all." She smirked.

"What really?" Amber asked. "This isn't a joke?"

"Nope." CD chuckled. "Well the ‘it was an undercover gig’ is true though, he never wears
my stuff."
"Wait, what about the eightlings?" Nate frowned.

CD laughed. "Don't worry, in here..." She put her hand on Amber's belly, "is one healthy
little baby who can't wait to meet mommy and grandpa."
Amber smiled. “Hey, don’t sell yourself short! You want this baby to call you
Grandma or Granny?”
CD looked at her clueless. “But I’m not the grand..”
“Don’t even say it, yes you are!” Amber explained. “My child will never go
around my real mother, and you’ll be the best grandma ever!”
CD grinned and was trying her hardest to remain content. She wanted to jump up
and down. “Well, thanks Amber, that’s a really nice thing to say!”
Amber nodded. “Anytime,” She looked at the skirt. “Man, I’m glad I wasn’t
around for THAT! If mom ever came by and saw you wearing it, I’d be yanked outta here
faster than ever!”

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Amber nodded. “Anytime,” She looked at the skirt. “Man, I’m glad I wasn’t around for
THAT! If mom ever came by and saw you wearing it, I’d be yanked outta here faster than
ever!”
Nate laughed but got serious. “Well, she’d better stay her ass away, if she knows
what’s good for her!”
CD nodded. “Yeah, I’d like to bust a move on her face someday.”
Amber smiled. “Well, thank you, my bodyguards, but don’t worry. She doesn’t
know where you live, CD, so were alright.”
"Hmm mmm." She nodded. "Hey Amber, you wanna go and get that pizza now?"

"Oh geez YES!" She exclaimed. "I thought you'd never ask!"

CD chuckled and tossed her her keys. "Here take my car. You have a license, right?"

Amber nodded at that.

CD then gave her some money. "But please something normal for me and Nate."

"Will do." She grinned broadly and hurried off.
Hey..." Nate mumbled and watched after her and at CD again. "Tell me you didn't just...
you just... alone? In a car? My pregnant baby girl?!?"

CD laughed and kissed his cheek. "She'll be fine daddy cool. Besides I gotta talk to you."

He sighed and sat down on the couch and pulled her into her lap. "About what?" He
asked as he laced his fingers with hers.
"She did have a point when she said my appartment's gonna be too small... I mean I
know she was joking, but... you haven't been at your place in weeks, you even get your
mail forwarded here already, most of your stuff is here, Amber doesn't even have
anything over there, and with the baby then... He or she is gonna need an own room too...
and Amber deserves a helluva lot more than some guest bedroom... and a garden, the kid
needs a place to play..." CD said and looked at him, hoping he was getting where she was
going with her speech.
“So you want me and Amber to move out?” Nate grinned.
CD groaned. “No, Nate, of course not!” CD exclaimed. “I just thought that ya
know, the three of us could........ oh, never mind!”
Nate smiled. “Honey, I was just kidding. So you want to buy a house or
something? Together?”
“Well, I don’t really know. I mean that word-- TOGETHER-- it brings more stuff
to the table. Like, the word commitment rings a bell, and you know how much I like
that.”
“CD, come on, this commitment isn’t like your old one. You’re older now than when you
married Paul. You’re more mature, and you know how to make better decisions. I want
you in my life forever. I want you in Amber’s life forever. You’ve made such an impact
on that girl, do you realize that?”
CD nodded and grinned at the compliment. “Yes, Nate, I do. It just scares me to
think that we’re going to own something together; something huge, for that matter. What
if one day you want out?”
Nate sighed. “First of all, I would NEVER want out. Ever. I love you too much to
ever lose you. If YOU ever wanted out for any reason, then I’d let you go. No questions
asked.” He pulled her closer and kissed her cheek. “I love you, baby.”
CD smiled and knew this feeling was for real. “I love you, too.”
“So are we going to do it?” He asked. “Get a house?”
CD nodded. “Yeah, let’s do it.”
Nate grinned at her and kissed her passionately. "That's wonderful." He smirked. "So
you're actually making a commitment to me Candace DeLorenzo?"

She smirked back. "Not to you, to the house."
"Awww." He pouted but she kissed him passionately again.

He lowered her to the couch and slowly unbuttoned her shirt.

At that moment the door opened and Amber walked in. "Hey I got a huge... oh geez!"

CD and Nate quickly jumped up and CD buttoned her shirt again.

"Can't you keep your hands to yourselves for like FIVE minutes?" Amber groaned and
rolled her eyes. "You behave like a couple of constantly horny teenagers during their
puberty!" She frowned. "Something here is just wrong... I'm giving my dad a speech that
my friends get from their parents..."
“Ehhhh, sorry, Amber, thought you’d be longer,” CD replied.
“Apparantly,” Amber muttered but grinned.
“You weren’t speeding were you?” Nate asked.
Amber nodded. “Of course I was, Dad. CD taught me the ropes; ya know, where
to speed and not get caught, where to speed and be prepared to get caught.”
“How do you prepare for being caught?” Nate asked.
“Well, CD told me this, too, but she has the advantage over me because of her
long legs. See, if a cop pulls me over, I’m supposed to talk in a very seductive voice, lift
my skirt and show a little thigh, and say, “What’s the problem, Officer?” Amber purred.
“AMBER CARRINGTON-SHOULD-BE-BASSO!!” Nate exclaimed and turned
to CD. “And Candace DeLorenzo, what the hell are you teaching her?”
CD grinned. “Just the basics for survival.”
Nate groaned. "And just why the hell would YOU know those basics?"

She grinned and blinked at him all innocently. "Well I don't know Inspector... if I told you
I might just incriminate myself."

Amber burst out laughing. "CD you're a pro at it, really!" She applauded.

CD bowed. "Thank you, thank you."

Nate rolled his eyes. "I should forbid you two to see each other!"

CD laughed. "Yeah, try that. We'd climb outta the windows at night and see each other
while you're sleeping."
"Ohhh shut up!" He slightly shoved her.

"You shut up!" She shoved him back.
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LOL, and they're at it again! :lol: :lol: