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CD DeLorenzo

02-12-2004, 04:28 AM

Originally posted by Snowfall
Sorry, Cat about confusing you. Saying that something has just hit the fan means something has just unfolded and the consequences will ensue! :D Ya know, like saying the other shoe has dropped....

That was amazing! Post more soon!

LMAO... I dunno either one... but I get it :) And you're lucky I still have this open... since I meant to write some more but I kept on getting distracted LOL ;)

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Some nosy neighbors had noticed the commotion and called the cops, so soon a patrol car drove up to there and the officers immediately broke up the fight and arrested the two men who were still yelling at each other and at the small woman who yelled back and slapped each of them, which caused even more yelling from the three of them.

"Do you have another pair of handcuffs?" The one cop asks the other who shook his head at that.

"Here, we can help with that." CD handed him some. They gave her a weird look. "What?" She asked and grinned. "Most of us here are cops."

“Then why didn’t you break them up?” One of the cops asked.

“****s and giggles, I suppose,” Jinny replied very seriously.

The other cop added to the discussion. “Oh, and what should we do with them? I mean, we’ll look bad if we bring in a COP!”

“Well, she DID break the law,” CD countered.

“CD! Jinny!” Kate exclaimed. “I don’t believe the two of you! You want them to take in one of your own?!”

“Yeah, you guys are horrible!” Nate added and Teddy nodded his head.

“Oh, um, well...” they both started, falling over their own words.

“I’m so disappointed in the two of you! How long have I known you guys, working under me?” Kate continued. “God, she at least gets the chance to have her rights read to her before she’s shipped away!”

"Very funny all of you!" Magda glared at them.

They all laughed and then Kate looked at the two cops. "Now seriously. We'll handle things, don't worry."

They uncuffed them again and left.

Jonah blamed Magda for everything of course. "You damn slut! Don't you dare talk to me again! You and I are over!" With that he stormed off.

Then Gabe glared at her. "I couldn't have said it better! You'll hear from my lawyer!" Then he looked at his son. "Ben, come on we're leaving!"

"Why?" Ben frowned. "What's going on? I didn't even have a burger yet!"

At that CD spoke up. "Hey he can sleep here tonight. I think you guys need to talk seriously and alone."

Gabe nodded. “Yes we do, thank you, CD.”

Magda didn’t want that though. “Hell no she’s not watching my kid! She’s the other person to blame in this stupid mess!”

CD laughed. “Yeah, I am,” she replied but stopped herself for Ben’s sake. “And you want that burger now?”

He grinned. “Yeah!”

CD smiled. “Nate, can you help the little guy out?”

Nate smiled. “I sure can buddy, let’s go!” He took Ben’s hand and they walked to the grill. Nate got him a well done one, complete with cheese. pickles, mustard and ketchup.

Ben was eating at the picnic table with Nate, out of hearing range, so CD let Magda have it. “Magda, grow the hell up and take responsibility for your actions! No one’s to blame but YOU!! We can’t help that your fly’s so loose, ya gotta cheat on your own husband while your kid’s wondering where in the HELL you are!”

“You bitch, you have no ****ing clue what you’re talking about!” Magda retorted.

“The hell I do, I’ve received it from Gabe’s point of view, and honey, it aint pretty!” CD glared at her.

"Maybe Paul had his reasons!" She glared back at CD. "However that doesn't give you the right to judge over me and cause this... situation!"

"You caused that yourself when you started behaving like a cheap whore!" CD yelled back.

Kate stepped in between the two. "Magda, I seriously think you should stop blaming CD and have a talk with your husband."

Jinny nodded in agreement. "I hope you guys can work something out."

Magda cussed at them all again and then stormed off, Gabe following her behind.

“Well this is turning out to be one hell of a fun time,” CD muttered.

“CD, who’s fault is that?” Kate asked her.

CD grunted. “Mine for solving Gabe’s problems, but Magda’s for being a bus stop skank!”

“Agreed,” Jinny smiled. “And calm down, CD, you have to admit this party is freakin hilarious! I mean, we almost let Magda get ARRESTED!”

CD’s lip parted into a halfway grin. “Yeah, but I got to hear I gave Paul reasons to cheat on me,” she muttered.

“Oh bull****, CD!” Kate exclaimed. “You know damn well she was just blowing off steam. You did nothing wrong in that messed marriage except take him back. I’m glad that that’s over, so let’s move on!”

CD smiled. “You’re right,” she decided. “Let’s go join the guys, they’ve probably eaten everything by now!”

The ladies went to the picnic table where Teddy and Raina had joined Nate and Ben.

“Any food left for us?” Jinny asked them, Nate having a half a cheesburger in his mouth and the other half was across his face.

Teddy grinned and handed her a plate. "I saved some for you."

She smiled back at him. "Thank you baby." She climbed into his lap and he started to feed her.

CD smiled at Nate. "You save me something too?"

"No, why would I?" He shrugged.

“NATE!” she exclaimed. “Do NOT tell me you ate all of the food! I’m starving!”

He smirked. “Between Amber and me, there just wasn’t enough. The important people got their share though, don’t you worry ‘bout that!”

She shook her head. “Ok, *******, then give me some of yours!” she responded, stealing a french fry from his plate.

“HEY!” he yelled. “Give it back, that’s mine!”

"Pah." She glared at him.

"And don't you dare sit in my lap! You're fat and heavy." Nate said and right away jumped up and ran for it, knowing that'd piss her off.

But CD knew he just wanted her to follow him, so instead she sat down and started to eat his food.

Everybody else laughed about that.

Then Sarah showed up and she and Amber grabbed some more food and went up to Amber's room. Ben followed them after a while, getting bored with the adults.

And Nate and CD of course made up ... and out ... again.

“Is this our hint?!” Jinny exclaimed, laughing. “To get away from your house, so you can have each other?!”

Nate grinned. “Oh no, you don’t have to leave. We’ve done this in front of you guys millions of times!” Laughing he grabbed CD and bent her over backwards, kissing the hell out of her.

“Aw, Nate, come on, I’m trying to eat dessert!” Kate yelled.

“He’s having his right now, too,” Teddy replied matter of factly.

“You two are something else.” Jinny shook her head.

“And like you and Teddy aren’t!” CD laughed.

"No of course we aren't!" Teddy and Jinny said at the same time and they all laughed.

They proved themselves to be wrong though when soon after that they sneaked off to CD and Nate's guest bedroom. Eventually they fell asleep exhausted, arm in arm, and thus spent the night at the house too.

Of course Sarah stayed as well. Ben slept in Amber's room with them, he got all excited about the fact that Amber had a baby growing in her tummy.

A while after Jinny and Teddy had 'miraculously disappeared' the same happened to CD and Nate, of course they went off to their own bedroom though.

Kate and Raina looked at each other and Kate sighed. "Come on, let's tidy up here."

They did that and watched a movie on TV after they had done everything and since it had gotten late they decided to just stay and turned the hideaway couch into a bed and slept there.

CD woke up the next morning to Nate’s face right in hers, snoring profusely. She shoved him to his side of the bed, causing him to stir.

“Ow,” he murmured. “Violence at this time of the morning?”

She grinned. “Yeah, it’s appropriate at all times of the day when it comes to you.”

He turned back over to face her and grinned his most persuasive smile. “Wanna quickie?”

She shook her head. “You’re ridiculous, Nate! We’ve got company!”

“Oh, Sarah’s heard us almost as much as Amber has, I’m sure Ben’s witnessed all sorts of things from Mommy Dearest, and Jin and Teddy won’t hear anything over their own noises.” He winked at her.

She grinned. “You can come up with an excuse for anything as long as I’ll give in to sex, won’t you?”

He nodded. “Oh yeah baby, ANYTHING for this,” he slapped her butt teasingly and pulled her close. “Give it to me baby,” he sung in his best Offspring voice.

CD rolled her eyes. “Yeah, that’s turning me on,” she replied sarcastically, crawling out of bed to find her robe.

"Okay fine, then not..." He said and got out of bed himself.

That surprised CD. "What? That's all? 'Then not'? You give up that easily?"

"Yep." He said and started to get dressed.

"I'll show ya 'then not'" CD muttered and threw him onto the bed and right away straddled him.

Nate grinned broadly because that was the reaction he had hoped for and he started kissing her passionately and she did her best to turn him on even more again, wanting to show him that whenever she wanted it she could get it from him.

Nate realized that he’d been taken advantage of, but considering his punishment, he was just going to let it slide. She screwed him like there was no tomorrow, and the headboard crashed against the wall from all the movement, causing the girls and Ben to wake up.

“What is that noise?” Ben asked Amber and Sarah.

Amber looked at Sarah, who couldn’t help but laugh hysterically.

Amber gave her a mean look, trying to get her to control herself. “Well, Ben, I think that might be a, a, a. . . . . . .” she paused looking for any excuse.

“An earthquake!” Sarah finished for her, still letting out a slight giggle. “Ya know, we get those here all time!”

Ben nodded. “Yeah, I guess you’re right.” He listened at the noises. “So is that why Aunt CD is screaming so much?”

Jinny and Teddy had woken up from CD and Nate's noise too and now started to shake the girls room from the other side.

"Even aunt Jin is screaming!" Ben said getting scared and started to scream too and ran downstairs, still screaming from the top of his lungs.

Of course by now Kate and Raina were wide awake too and Kate frowned when Ben hid under the table. "Why are you under a table?"

"Why aren't you?" He shot back. "This is a terrible earthquake!"

Thinking he was playing earthquake with Amber and Sarah, Raina right away joined him under the table. "I'm so scared!"

"Of course you are! You're a girl..." He rolled his eyes but clinged to her. “Captain Kate, get under here!” Ben yelled.

Kate shook her head. “That’s alright, Ben, I’m tough. In fact, I’m going to put a stop to this earthquake at once,” she replied and walked upstairs confidently.

“Whoa, she can stop an earthquake?!” Ben exclaimed.

Sarah laughed again. “I don’t know if ANYONE can stop that big of one!”

Amber had to let a giggle go on that one as well.

Kate made it to the top of the staircase, starting at CD’s and Nate’s room, banging on the door rather loudly.

“Amber, go away!” CD shouted from inside.

“We’re busy!” Nate added.

“I can tell!” Kate yelled back. “Actually the whole city can tell!”

"Oh go and get a hobby!" CD called out and continued to screw Nate into oblivion.

Kate hated being ignored by the 'earthquake' but decided to try her luck next door. "STOP IT! THAT'S AN ORDER!" She called out.

"Hey you heard CD! Go get a hobby!" Jinny called back and she and Teddy continued to try to be louder, harder, faster than CD and Nate who did their best to top Jin and Teddy.

Kate, highly pissed because her orders didn’t matter much outside the Division, went back downstairs with her head hung in defeat.

Amber looked at her and grinned. “No luck, I’m guessing?”

Kate shook her head. “How do you live with that?!” she exclaimed. “I mean, day in and day out, I’m sure!”

Amber nodded. “Oh yeah, definitely,” she agreed.

“How does an earthquake live with you?” Ben asked quizzically.

Sarah laughed. “Stick around, and you’ll be able to understand.”

“Yeah, it goes off around this time every single day of my life,” Amber added.

“You mean it GETS off,” Sarah replied under her breath, and Raina looked at her in shock, not fully understanding.

“That’s a pretty powerful earthquake then,” Ben stated.

Kate grimaced. “And currently this house has two of them going strong.”

Raina swallowed and started to believe this was real and not a game she reached for the phone "Operator? I need to talk to earthquake control please..."

Kate quickly ripped the phone out of Raina's hand. "False alarm!" She said and hung up, glaring at Raina. "Are you nuts?"

"What? Why?" Raina frowned. "If there are earthquakes then it's dangerous..."

Amber laughed. "God and I thought I was naive... but that changed when I moved in with mom and dad."

Kate laughed. “I’m sure it did,” she replied while hearing Amber’s stomach growl. “Someone hungry?” she teased.

Amber grinned. “I’m starving,” she announced patting her round belly.

“Me too!” Ben agreed.

Kate listened to the tremors upstairs and shook her head. “What do ya say that we go out for breakfast, just the five of us?”

“What about CD and Nate and Aunt Jinny and Teddy?” Ben asked. “Won’t they be hungry, too?”

“With all the exercise they’re getting this morning, I’m sure they’ll be able to eat anything imaginable!” Sarah joked.

“It’s okay, Ben, when the four of them get up, I’m sure they will go get some food. Let’s go get ours while the Richter Scale records the biggest earthquake in the US.”

“But you said that....” Raina started but was interrupted by Ben.

“Can we go to McDonald’s?” he asked Kate pleadingly.

She grinned. “Of course we can,” she replied and turned to Raina. “And you need to drop it, I’ll explain all about earthquakes to ya when you’re older.”

"But I know everything about earthquakes..." Raina started.

This time she was cut off when somebody entered the room. "What about earthquakes?" Jinny asked.

Teddy frowned. "Earthquake?"

“Kate says there was a huge earthquake, so we came down here,” Ben stated from under the table.

“I didn’t hear any earthquake,” CD replied as she walked down the stairs.

“That’s because you were in the eye of it,” Amber muttered.

“What?” Nate asked, following CD. “What are you guys talking about?”

“You missed an earthquake, that’s all you need to know,” Raina said. “I was a little confused to start with, but I can explain it to you when we go eat.”

Sarah stifled a laugh and replied, “Can we please get something to eat now?”

“Yeah, I’m STARVING!” Amber exclaimed.

CD rolled her eyes. “What a surprise,” she murmured.

"I still don't get that earthquake thing.... maybe I should call my mom and ask if she's okay." Teddy said and reached for the phone.

But Raina was faster and grabbed it just before him. "Oh my god yes! I gotta call my moms!!!!!!" She started to dial.

"Does anybody want my cellphone to call some other family members?" CD snarled. "Maybe a grandma on Hawaaii? Aunt in Italy? We're happy to pay the phone bills for you."

“EVERYONE PUT DOWN YOUR DAMN PHONES!” Kate exclaimed, Ben looking frightened. “Ben, honey, go with Amber and Sarah,” she pulled out a 20 dollar bill, “and the three of you go get some food.”

“But I want some, too!” Raina whined.

“Fine, go with them,” Kate growled.

The three kids went out the front door, and Kate turned to her four felons. “Ok, dammit, listen up,” she announced. “There is no earthquake, I had to make that up, because Ben would’ve been scarred for life if he would’ve known the REAL cause of the shaking of the house.”

“Our house was shaking?” Nate quizzically asked. “Why?”

CD slapped the back of his head immediately. "Did I tell you we should reconsider before signing the contract? Yes I did! But nooooooooooo you wouldn't listen... and now we're stuck with a damn house that's SHAKING!" She glared at him pissed.

"What now it's MY fault?" Nate glared at her. "You're the one who hated most of the houses we looked at!!!!" He yelled back at her.

Kate took a deep breath and looked at Jinny. "Can you stop that?"

"Sure can." She said and put her thumb and forefinger into her mouth and whistled real loud.

planet_stella

02-12-2004, 04:21 PM

LOL That was great! I just LOOOOOOOOOVED the 'earthquake' thingie! Please post more sooon!:)

candace~n~nathan

02-12-2004, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by planet_stella
LOL That was great! I just LOOOOOOOOOVED the 'earthquake' thingie! Please post more sooon!:)

yeah, that earthquake thing WAS hilarious!!! whoever came up with THAT is obviously the funniest person in the world!!! :crazy: :lol: :happyface

Snowfall

02-12-2004, 05:07 PM

That was so hilarious! :lol: I love the "earthquake" explanation ;) :D . I wonder which "earthquake" won........;) ;) ;)

croatian_princess

02-12-2004, 08:14 PM

lmao! :lol: that was freaking hilarious! Post more sooooooooon!

1strunfan

02-13-2004, 03:26 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

candace~n~nathan

02-15-2004, 01:26 PM

whoa, looks like you guys need some more!!! :D

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Kate took a deep breath and looked at Jinny. "Can you stop that?"

"Sure can." She said and put her thumb and forefinger into her hand and whistled real
loud.
“OW!” CD and Nate shouted at the same time.
“What the hell was that for?!” CD screamed.
“It’s your warning to shut the hell up, so I can talk!” Kate exclaimed. “The freakin
noises that Ben heard were the four of you screwing like rabbits upstairs!” Kate glanced
at CD and Jinny. “I told the kid that it was an earthquake, and that’s why you two were
screaming out!”
At that all of them looked at her dumbfounded and all went "Uhhhh.... ahhh....ehhhh..."

Kate rolled her eyes. "Okay you horny teenagers. The four kids went to McD's already,
now can we go follow them? Do you all think you can keep your clothes on long enough
for breakfast huh?"
They all guiltily looked down to the ground and murmured.

"Good." Kate said and pointed to the door. "Get out there now so we can go, I'm
starving."

They obeyed, all grabbed their jackets and walked out with Kate following behind.
When they got to McDonald’s, Ben and Amber were in the playhouse while Sarah
was getting their food.
“Where’s Amber and Ben?” CD asked Sarah when they arrived inside.
“Over there,” Sarah replied nonchalantly and pointed to the play area.
“She’s WHERE?!” Nate exclaimed. “Oh my God, oh my God,” he murmured
under his breath.
“Nate, what’s wrong?” Sarah asked him.
“Hello! Amber’s pregnant, did someone forget that minor detail?!” he replied
rather loudly.
“Sorry, I didn’t know that I was Amber’s parent!” Sarah retorted. “Maybe if you
would get out of CD long enough to realize what’s going on, then you’d know where she
was, and you could yell at her all you want instead of bitching at me!”
"Where the hell is Raina anyways?" Kate asked, looking for the 'responsible
adult' who had accompanied the kids.

Upon that they all heard her voice. "HEY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!! LOOK
AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!!!!" She was in the playarea too and had climbed all the way up
on top of the playhouse. "LOOK WHERE I AM CAP!!!!!" She waved frantically.

They all looked up and groaned. "I do not know these people..." Kate started to mutter.
"This is just a nightmare... I do not work together with two constantly horny couples, a
slut who screws every dick in sight and a 28 year old who probably still wears pampers..."

Nate growled. "Hello? Anybody remember my pregnant daughter who's still in there
too?"

CD rolled her eyes and looked at Nate. "You get food for me, I'll go get those kiddos."
“What do ya want?” he asked smugly.
“One of everything,” CD replied teasingly, although she would’ve greatly
accepted that order. She left to go to the other room.
Teddy, Jin, Kate, and Nate ordered their food, while CD yelled at the minors.
“Ben, Raina, food’s almost here, come on out!” she shouted up the entrance
tunnel. “And Amber, what the hell do you think you’re doing?! You’re pregnant, you
could get hurt in there!”
Amber laughed. “Mom, come on, I’m perfectly fine. I’m just having a little fun,”
she replied as Ben flew down the slide.
“I’m ready for food!” Ben announced as Raina came down next.
“Me too!” she announced.
CD shook her head. “Okay kids, run along and go get some food.” CD waited for
Amber to follow down the slide.
Everyone else was seated in the main part of McDonald’s, waiting on CD and
Amber, so they could eat.
A little bit went by, and CD called up the slide, “Amber, you going to come down
anytime today?”
Amber grimaced. “I would if I could,” she slowly replied.
“What?!” CD asked alarmingly. “Amber, what’s wrong? Is it the baby?!”
Amber nodded, even though CD couldn’t see it. “Yeah it’s the baby.”
CD closed her eyes. “Baby, what’s wrong? Is it painful?”
“Yes it is,” Amber answered. “I got this damn belly stuck in the chute!”

maria1986

02-15-2004, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
"This is just a nightmare... I do not work together with two constantly horny couples, a
slut who screws every dick in sight and a 28 year old who probably still wears pampers..."

LMAO:lol: ...that was great Lisa and Cat!...post more now!:D

planet_stella

02-15-2004, 05:06 PM

You CAN'T leave us hanging there!!!!!!!! That's cruel:( Get back here and post more!

planet_stella

02-15-2004, 05:07 PM

Will ya post more if i give ya a new page???

planet_stella

02-15-2004, 05:07 PM

Of course ya will!

planet_stella

02-15-2004, 05:08 PM

Because nobody can say 'no' to THE dancers!!!!

planet_stella

02-15-2004, 05:09 PM

Hehe...her ya go......:p

party: party: party: party: party:

CD DeLorenzo

02-15-2004, 05:59 PM

gee I'm shellshocked... and I'm absolutely immune to those.

candace~n~nathan

02-15-2004, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
gee I'm shellshocked... and I'm absolutely immune to those.

*shrugs* Yeah, me too!

CD DeLorenzo

02-15-2004, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
*shrugs* Yeah, me too!

Too bad... lol

Snowfall

02-16-2004, 02:29 AM

That was so hilarious! Now please get over your immunity to the dancers and get back here! :D :D :D

CD DeLorenzo

02-16-2004, 02:58 AM

Originally posted by Snowfall
That was so hilarious! Now please get over your immunity to the dancers and get back here! :D :D :D

nope, sorry, no can do lol

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

02-16-2004, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
nope, sorry, no can do lol

And why not???

CD DeLorenzo

02-16-2004, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
And why not???

cause I'm a fukker... obnoxious bitch... jerk...

1strunfan

02-16-2004, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
cause I'm a fukker... obnoxious bitch... jerk...

Okay, now tell us something we don't already know!!

Just kiddin' We know you really aren't that bad.:D

candace~n~nathan

02-16-2004, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by 1strunfan
Okay, now tell us something we don't already know!!

Just kiddin' We know you really aren't that bad.:D

u don't have to lie to her just b/c she's sick! ;)

candace~n~nathan

02-16-2004, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
cause I'm a fukker... obnoxious bitch... jerk...

and since I'm the NICE one of the relationship, here's more!! ;)
and i LOVE this scene, lol :D

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A little bit went by, and CD called up the slide, “Amber, you going to come down anytime today?”
Amber grimaced. “I would if I could,” she slowly replied.
“What?!” CD asked alarmingly. “Amber, what’s wrong? Is it the baby?!”
Amber nodded, even though CD couldn’t see it. “Yeah it’s the baby.”
CD closed her eyes. “Baby, what’s wrong? Is it painful?”
“Yes it is,” Amber answered. “I got this damn belly stuck in the chute!”
CD started laughing hysterically.
“MOM! It’s not funny!” Amber shouted. “Help me!”
“How in the world can I help you?!” CD asked through bits of giggles.
“Come up here and help!” Amber yelled. “PLEASE!”
CD shook her head and took off her shoes. “I can’t believe I’m doing this,” she mumbled as the 5’11 blond climbed into the first tunnel. She banged her head right off the bat. “Dammit!” she shouted, the word vibrating throughout the play area.
“I’m so sorry, Mom,” Amber replied. “I wasn’t thinking.”
“You damn right you weren’t!” CD hissed and continued climbing till she got to the end. She looked at Amber and giggled again. “This is just too funny,” she replied and began to unwedge her pregnant daughter.
At the same time, Nate had walked into the area to see what was keeping them so long. He looked up and saw his daughter and girlfriend, what looked to be like fighting
over who was going down the slide first. “Why is CD in there?” he asked aloud and continued watching the struggle. “CD!” he shouted. “Let Amber go! It’s not a competition of who goes down first! She’s pregnant for heaven’s sake!”

"We'll be right there." CD called down.

Nate growled. "I can't believe it... Ben, okay, he can go play there. Amber... that was WAY stupid, but I'll forgive you honey..." He called out.

"Thank you daddy!" She called back.

"And Raina... I don't think anybody was really surprised about that... but YOU?" He shook his head. "Candace DeLorenzo in a playpen..."
“Nate, shut the hell up and come help,” CD screamed down the chute.
“What?!” he asked. “Why would I go in there?”
“Because your daughter has lodged her body in here somehow, and I can’t seem to get it out!”
“Oh my God!” Nate started freaking out. “Baby, I’ll be right up!” he yelled and ran as fast as he could and into the playhouse. Faster than he’d ever traveled before,
including the time he chased that ice cream truck down the road, Nate made it in record time to the ending slide.
“Honestly, I don’t know how I think you’re going to help us, given the fact that I couldn’t get her out, so we know you certainly can’t muscle her out.”
“CD, I didn’t run up here, so you could make fun of me,” Nate announced.
“Okay you two, no time for fighting, I’m a little uncomfortable,” Amber replied.
They turned back to her. “Oh yeah, right,” Nate said. “So what do I do?”
CD sighed. “All I can think of is you and I hold on to her and shove her down at
the same time.”
He shook his head. “No, I gotta better idea,” he declared. “CD, lean up against Amber.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Don’t argue, just do it,” Nate said, and CD did as told.
Nate stood up the best he could. “Okay, hold on,” he replied and stepped back from them. He made a slight running start and shoved all of his weight into CD, causing
her to cuss him out in pain from his kneecap into her spine and Amber to glide gently down the slide.
“Thanks, Daddy!” Amber announced when she was completely out.
“You’re welcome!” he called back and glanced at CD. “You ok?”
“Yes bastard, I’m peachy,” she retorted while rubbing the small of her back.
“I’m sorry CD, it was all I could think of,” he said as he moved her hands to stroke her back for her.
She turned to face him with her bottom lip slightly hanging over and her eyes were big. “You know what would make it better?”
“No, what? Breakfast?” he asked, completely clueless to her sexual references with her facial expressions.
She grinned and shook her head. “I didn’t think I’d ever have to point it out to a man,” she whispered onto his lips while she kissed him.
“Mmmm, this is what I understand,” he replied and kissed her back.
They remained there making out for a couple of minutes, while Amber joined the rest of them at the table. The manager had seen most of the commotion in the play area
and asked Amber to join him in there while he waited on CD and Nate to come down.
They slid down together, giggling and kissing. They stopped as they saw the manager.
“Um, sir, this isn’t what it looks li.......” CD started.
“I’m sorry, but you disobeyed the rules, and now I have to ask you to leave.”
“Just the play area right?” Nate asked.
He shook his head. “I’m afraid not, please leave McDonald’s immediately.”
CD and Nate sighed but agreed. They walked out of the area and into the main part. “Okay, let’s go then, at least we already have our breakfast,” Nate said.
Amber looked at the ground. “You DID have your breakfast,” she replied, and Nate and CD groaned. “I’m sorry, but I was STARVING, and it was just sitting there!”
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1strunfan

02-16-2004, 08:15 PM

Excellent job, as usual. Thanks for posting!! Now, do it again.

croatian_princess

02-16-2004, 08:46 PM

lmao! U 2 r sooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious! lol. post more! ASAP...

Snowfall

02-17-2004, 02:27 AM

That was hilarious! CD and Nate, getting kicked out of Mickey D's, who would've thought? :lol: Thanks for posting, now please do it again!

planet_stella

02-17-2004, 07:46 AM

That was hilarious!!! I just love this fic. So PLEASE post more soooon!:D

planet_stella

02-17-2004, 07:46 AM

Did i mention i wanted you to post more SOOOOOOON??????:D

WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! New lame page! lol Now you are FORCED to post more!:p

party: party: party: party: party:

CD DeLorenzo

02-17-2004, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by planet_stella
Did i mention i wanted you to post more SOOOOOOON??????:D

WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! New lame page! lol Now you are FORCED to post more!:p

party: party: party: party: party:

... totally immune ... told ya that before. I ain't gettin forced by nothin... and Lisa was VERY nice to post some more... :lol:

1strunfan

02-17-2004, 11:00 AM

Would you please post more???? You are such fabulous writers. We can't wait for more.

planet_stella

02-17-2004, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
... totally immune ... told ya that before. I ain't gettin forced by nothin... and Lisa was VERY nice to post some more... :lol:

Yeah,Lisa was very very nice and sweet to post some more...and you're not nice Cat!:p Are ya immune to

:banana: or :bighug: or :biglove: or :rockon: or :loveya: or :kiss: or :heart:

Ya immune to all of these?

CD DeLorenzo

02-17-2004, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by planet_stella
Yeah,Lisa was very very nice and sweet to post some more...and you're not nice Cat!:p Are ya immune to

:banana: or :bighug: or :biglove: or :rockon: or :loveya: or :kiss: or :heart:

Ya immune to all of these?

yep, I'm a bitch, and busy. I'm helping my Captain, 'cept she doesn't answer me right now...

planet_stella

02-17-2004, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
yep, I'm a bitch, and busy. I'm helping my Captain, 'cept she doesn't answer me right now...

How bout you DON'T be a bitch for one time and post some more???

candace~n~nathan

02-24-2004, 06:27 PM

wow, guys, i'm really sorry we haven't posted on this fic!!! :blushes: I completely forgot about it!!!! so here's more!! :crazy:

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Amber looked at the ground. “You DID have your breakfast,” she replied, and Nate and CD groaned. “I’m sorry, but I was STARVING, and it was just sitting there!”

CD glared at the others. "How could you let her eat our food?!?"

They all shrug.

"Damn you Amber!" CD glared at her now.

"HEY... SHE..." Amber pointed at Jinny, "...helped me!"

"You damn bitch!" CD now glared at Jinny.

"Hey watch it blondie! I can take you anytime!" Jinny jumped up and glared back at her.
CD got right in her face. “Bull****, your ass is mine anyday!”
Jinny decided to take the high road and stop arguing. “Let’s not talk about our sex lives in front of the others!” She laughed at CD’s shocked face, and the two of them
giggled together while CD gave her a quick hug.
“I love ya, but I’m still freakin hungry! I worked up even more of an appetite trying to get that disrespectful girl out of the chute!” CD exclaimed and glared at Amber.
Meanwhile, the manager gave all of them dirty looks, so they walked out the door.
“Where’s the next nearest place I can find food?!” CD shouted once outside.

Jinny grinned and got a chocolate bar out of her jacket pocket and shoved it into her mouth right in front of CD.

"You BITCH!!!!!" CD yelled, now really mad again.

Jinny realized she overdid it this time and started to run for it.

CD of course started to chase after her immediately yelling "SFPD, FREEZE!"

"GO FREEZE YOURSELF!" Was Jinny's response to that as she dashed around the corner, CD still following her.

Teddy and Nate looked at each other puzzled. "What the hell was THAT?" Teddy looked after his girlfriend while everybody else burst out laughing.

Nate shrugged. "Women.... they're all insane." He said and Teddy nodded in agreement.

"WHAT was that?!?" Kate asked and glared at them, Raina, Sarah and Amber standing behind her, crossing her arms and glaring as well.

The two guys looked at each other. "Uh oh!" And started to run too, taking after their own
women.
“GIVE ME A BITE!” was all the other women and Ben could hear down the street, who decided not to follow them and go back to Nate’s and CD’s house.
Nate and Teddy caught up with and tackled the girls before they could kill each other. CD tried to get out of Nate’s grasp, wrestling him and hitting his pressure points.
“DAMMIT WOMAN!” he shouted out in pain as he released her.
“That’ll teach ya!” she declared in victory and ran towards Jinny.
Jinny, too, wasn’t having a problem getting away from her man, and the two of them met in the middle again.
“You ate my breakfast, so give me the rest of that chocolate!” CD shouted.
“Yeah right!” Jinny retorted as she took another bite in CD’s face.
“AHHHHH!” CD screamed and attacked her. She jumped on her and was pulling her hair, just to get a bite.
Nate and Teddy shook their heads, smiled, and walked to get the two girls separated again.
Nate pulled the kicking and screaming CD off of Jinny and tried to calm her down. “Listen CD,” he started, “does this help?” he asked and dug into his coat pocket.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!” she exclaimed and looked at what he had. “You had a CHOCOLATE BAR with you the ENTIRE time, and you didn’t offer me
any?!”

:wave: :D

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

02-24-2004, 06:37 PM

LMAO That was hilarious! I just hope they don;t get in trouble by Kate. More please!! (And dont take a year to post this time!) :D:D:D

zwalane

02-24-2004, 09:30 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rockon:

CANDACE DELORENZO1

02-24-2004, 09:55 PM

:bouncers

:yourock:

:clap

That was great!!! post more!

candace~n~nathan

02-24-2004, 10:51 PM

wow, i apologize!!!! u've waited forever for someone to post, and that's ALL u get!! I for one would've been complaining!!! LOL, I decided to post more tonight!!!!!!

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He shook his head. “Of course not, I wanted it all to myself!”
He smiled. "But since I love you so much..." He unwrapped it and held it out to her.

"Aww you're sweet." She smiled and took the bar from him.

He grinned at that "Well..."

At that CD shut him up by shoving the bar into his mouth and glaring at him. "Jerk!" With that she angrily stormed off, back towards the house.

Jinny glared at Nate too. "Serves you right bastard!" She followed CD. "Hey wait... here you can have the other half." She offered what was left of her chocolate.

"Thanks Jin." CD took it and their earlier fight was all forgotten now.

Nate looked at Teddy puzzled and spit out the chocolate bar. "Okay, what did I miss here?"
Teddy shook his head. “Hell, if I know.”
“Somedays these women are just too high maintenance for me! I can’t keep up with her, and NOW I can’t win at home with her AND Amber! I’m going insane!”
Teddy laughed. “And what if the baby’s a girl?!” he asked.
“What baby?!” Nate asked alarmingly. “Whose baby?!”
Teddy looked at him quizzically and pondered. “Your daughter’s still pregnant, right?”
Nate shook his head and laughed. “See?! Ya see what they’re doing to me! I’ve completely lost it!”

Teddy laughed. "Yeah... so, do you know if the baby is a girl or a boy?"

Nate shook his head. "Amber wants it to be a surprise... hell knowing my luck it'll be a girl." He said and smiled. "And I'll have the prettiest granddaughter in the whole wide world."

Teddy laughed at that. "A grandpa... hell I'm glad I'm not even a dad. I mean I love Jin, but I don't think I'm ready for kids... I mean they're so tiny... and vulnerable... I'd be scared I'd break it."

Nate nodded. "Hell yeah, I know what you mean." He smiled though. "But I can't wait, seriously."

Teddy grinned. "You want a baby with CD too?"

Nate grinned back. "That'd be wonderful." Then he sighed. "But that's not gonna happen. I know CD, and she doesn't want it."

"I'm sorry man." Teddy said and they arrived at the house again.

Kate had rummaged through the kitchen and had made pancakes. Sarah, Raina and Ben were playing hide and seek while CD, Jinny and Amber were eating the pancakes faster
than Kate could make them.

“Holy hell these are good,” CD replied while half of her pancake was falling out of her mouth and syrup dribbled down her chin. She couldn’t take big enough bites to
suffice her hunger.
“Man the three of you are eating ridiculous amounts lately!” Kate announced. “Amber, I get, but you two?” she looked at CD and Jin. “What’s going on?”
Jinny grinned. “Too much exercise, I guess,” she teased.
Kate shook her head. “Don’t wanna hear it!” she yelled but grinned. She finished with her pancakes and put on her coat. “Sorry to cook and run, but I’ve got stuff to do.”
She hugged CD quickly. “Thanks for the barbecue, it was great! And your couch is pretty comfy by the way!”
CD smiled. “Your welcome, and I hope you come back soon to visit.”
“I will!” Kate grinned and Raina was walking down the stairs.
“Hey, you leavin too?” Raina asked.
Kate nodded.
“I’m taking off, also, I’m completely worn out from that play house and now playing here.”
CD, Jin and Kate laughed at their immature friend, and Raina and Kate left simultaneously. Sarah left soon after. Nate and Teddy made it back, and Nate tried to steal some of CD’s pancakes which earned him a smack across his wrist.
“Get the hell away from my food!” CD shouted.
Teddy laughed, but Jinny didn’t see it as funny either.
“I think I’m outta here,” Jinny replied through gritted teeth. “Sorry to leave you with that, CD.”
CD grinned. “I’m used to him, and as soon as you leave, I’ll show him who’s boss.”
Jinny laughed and Ben walked down the steps. “Hey kiddo!” Jinny replied.
“Hi Aunt Jin; CD, Amber’s puking,” Ben announced.
CD placed her plate quickly on the bar and ran upstairs.
“How bout I take this kid with us?” Jinny asked and ruffled up Ben’s hair.
Nate nodded. “Yeah, I think that would be best right now, with Amber and all.”
“Okay,” Ben agreed, and all of them said their good-byes.
Teddy whispered to Nate, “Call me if you need to get out of your estrogen filled
house.”
Nate smiled and nodded.
Amber eventually finished puking and CD made her a tea and Amber laid down to sleep a little.

Since CD and Nate were still exhausted too they went back to bed as well and snuggled
close together. Nate grinned at her and started to draw lazy circles over her belly while
kissing her gently. Then he looked into her eyes and grinned broadly as he suddenly made an announcement. "I want a kid."

CD looked at him shocked at that and cleared her throat. "Uhm Nate... you do have a daughter in case you forgot..."

He sighed. "But I want a baby!" He pouted.

"Well lucky you because there's gonna be a baby in about four months..." She smiled.

He growled. "Dammit you know what I mean!" He sighed. "I want a baby with you...." He looked at her rather defeated, even though he pretty much had already expected her to
turn him down.

so there ya have it!! :D and btw, i miss my little partner in crime. :( :( :(

Snowfall

02-25-2004, 01:49 AM

Oooooooooooooooooooooh! :D :D :D I can't WAIT to see CD's reaction! That was so fabulous! Thanks so much for posting, Lisa, I can't believe you just FORGOT about it! :lol: I know I didn't! ;) Post more soon!

1strunfan

02-25-2004, 05:32 PM

You FORGOT!!!!!!!! I can't believe it! Dang it, get back here and make up for lost time, will ya.:winkgrin

planet_stella

02-26-2004, 04:44 PM

Yayyy!!!! Make CD and Nate have their own baby!!!! Awwww that would be just wonderful!!! And don't you dare to forget about this fic ever again! Post more soooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!

planet_stella

02-26-2004, 04:45 PM

Hehe!!! I'll give ya a new page and you'll have to post more!:devil:

planet_stella

02-26-2004, 04:46 PM

Here ya go!!!! A new page! And there will be NO dancers, cause you're immune to them.:D

CANDACE DELORENZO1

02-26-2004, 04:50 PM

:yeahthat :ufo:

GREAT FIC KEEP POSTING!!!!

candace~n~nathan

02-26-2004, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by planet_stella
Here ya go!!!! A new page! And there will be NO dancers, cause you're immune to them.:D

nope, i converted!! i'm immune to new pages w/OUT my boys!! :D :)

Snowfall

02-27-2004, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
nope, i converted!! i'm immune to new pages w/OUT my boys!! :D :)

Arrrrrrrrrrgh! OK, I'll do it for Rasa so I can read what CD says!
party: party: party: party: party: party: party: party:
There! You have the boys, now can I have more fic?!

planet_stella

02-27-2004, 03:02 PM

Ok ok....

party: party: party: party: party: party:

Happy now?!? Tara and I gave you your boys! Will ya post NOW???

candace~n~nathan

02-27-2004, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by Snowfall
Arrrrrrrrrrgh! OK, I'll do it for Rasa so I can read what CD says!
party: party:
There! You have the boys, now can I have more fic?!

NO, I wanted ACTUAL boys!!! ;) ;) but FINE, here's more! :mad: ;)

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He growled. "Dammit you know what I mean!" He sighed. "I want a baby with you...." He looked at her rather defeated, even though he pretty much had already expected her to turn him down.

CD swallowed and sighed herself. "Nate, I had my tubes tied...."

"Yeah I know... just forget it. It doesn't matter. I love you." He gently kissed her. "I
shouldn't have started... I know you don't ever want kids and all,
so oh well, whatever."

"Yes it does matter." She sighed too and reached for his hand. "Nate, I..." She stopped to consider her words. "If I'd ever want kids then with you." She gently kissed him. "Actually... Nate, one day, I would really love to have a baby with you. But I'm not ready yet. I'm sorry."

He smiled excited at that and kissed her passionately. "Really? You want to get your tubes untied and all? And we're gonna have a baby one day?" He couldn't be happier.

She smiled at him full of love. "Yes. I want that. Maybe in a couple of years? When Amber's baby is a little older too? It'd be way too chaotic here with two babies anyways."

He chuckled at that. "Yeah I agree." With that he passionately kissed her again and once more the house suffered under one of those earthquakes.

Sorry there's not more, I have to leave and don't have time to read to another stopping point!! :D

planet_stella

02-27-2004, 06:08 PM

ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was too short!!!!! Get back here and post more!!!! And make CD and Nate have a baby!!!!

Btw,if ya REALLY want an actual boy......i know one;) You'd like him.:D

Snowfall

02-28-2004, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
NO, I wanted ACTUAL boys!!! ;) ;)

Oh, you wanted ACTUAL boys, did ya?! ;) ;) :lol: Hell, who doesn't? ;)

Awwwwwww, that was so amazingly sweet! :) I LOVED LOVED LOVED it!!!! Yay! They're going to have a baby someday! Post more soon.

candace~n~nathan

02-29-2004, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by Snowfall
Oh, you wanted ACTUAL boys, did ya?! ;) ;) :lol:

yes, i'd like a mix between Paul Walker and Kenny Chesney (w/ the cowboy hat on ;) ). How fast can u get me that???? ;)

***********************
A couple of weeks flew by, and CD was walking into the restroom one day at the Division. Someone was already in one of the stalls puking their guts out.
“Who’s in here?” CD asked. “And are you alright?”
The puker continued and answered when she was done, “It’s me, Jinny.”
CD’s face was full of concern when Jinny finally emerged from the stall. “Jin, what’s wrong?” she asked her as she wet some paper towel for her face.
Jinny accepted it. “Thanks,” she replied and sat down. “And I don’t know what’s wrong.”
“Have you been feeling achy lately, like the flu or something?” CD asked.
Jin shook her head. “No, I have a feeling it’s something else.”
CD sat down beside her. “What?” she asked. “What do ya think it is?”
Jinny sat in a daze for almost a full minute before answering. “I’m. . . .late, too,” she replied.
CD’s eyes got big. “Late, as in the monthly predator Late?”
Jinny nodded. “Yeah, it was a week yesterday.”
“JINNY!” CD exclaimed. “Eight days, and you haven’t seen a doctor? You need to get checked out!”
Jinny agreed. “I know, I’m just. . . scared, I guess.” She paused. “I mean, I finally have my life the way I want it. Now I’ve screwed up again, and I’m going to scare away the greatest thing I’ve got workin for me.”

CD sighed and hugged her friend. "Jinny, I'm sure that if you are pregnant Teddy will support you in any possible way." She smiled. "He'd be incredibly happy and a great daddy."

Jinny sighed. "Yeah I know he'd be a great daddy... but... we talked the other day... about Amber and all, that she's glad to have you and Nate, having a baby at her age and all,
because you're supporting her... anyhow, we said that even we're adults already and everything that neither of us could picture a baby in our lives yet." She sniffled, wiping a
tear away. "But now.... but even if I am... I mean I don't wanna kill it." She swallowed and started to cry harder.

"Oh Jinny." CD hugged her. "Shh, it'll be okay. And I'm sure that no matter what Teddy said, if you are pregnant Teddy will be happy and kick his ass for having said what he said. And if not I'll go kick his ass, okay?" She smiled at her friend and handed her a paper towel.

"Okay." Jinny said and smiled at CD. "Thanks."

"Anytime Jin, that's what friends are for after all." She gently stroked through her hair. "But you should find out for sure."
She nodded. “I know, but I’m scared,” she replied.
“You want me to go with you?” CD asked her.
Jinny looked at her hopefully. “Would you?”
“Of course I will, Jin!”
“I know it’s really annoying, but I’d greatly appreciate it.”
“How is it annoying?” CD asked her. “It’s not at all, and I really don’t mind.”
Jinny grinned. “Thank you so much,” she replied and laughed.
“What?” CD asked her.
“It’s just funny, the whole situation. I mean, now you’re caring for TWO pregnant women; how are you going to handle that?!”
CD laughed. “Well, we’ll find out how well I do after your appointment.” She paused. “When do you want to go?”
"Uhm... right now?" Jinny asked. "If that's okay with you... I just can't wait any longer to find out for sure."

CD nodded and chuckling hugged her friend again.

When the two walked out together Nate saw that and called after them. "Hey where are you going?"

"Threesome with Teddy." CD shot back at him.

"Wha... WHAT?!?" For a moment he wondered if that was really what they were up to but then they burst out laughing. "Ha ha ha, really funny girls... you know what? I don't even care where you're going."

"Good because we're not telling you." Jinny said as they walked into the elevator.
“What a dumbass,” CD commented.
Jinny laughed. “Oh, he’s just protective of his little CD,” Jinny replied.
CD slapped her own gut. “Little my ass!” she exclaimed. “You know how much weight I’ve gained since Amber got here?! I’m a cow!”
Jinny grinned. “CD, come on, ya look great, you’re just a little rounder than before!”
CD’s jaw dropped. “Geez, thanks a lot ‘friend!’”
“I was just kidding, grouchy!” Jinny teased.
CD smiled. “Well, you’ll be bigger than me anyway in a couple of months so HA!” she retorted.
“Yeah, but mine will go away soon, unlike you Hefty!”
CD smiled. “Fine, I guess I don’t really need to go with you today.”
Jinny’s eyes got big. “No, please, CD come with me! I need you!”
CD shook her head. “I was just kiddin, don’t worry. I’m here for ya, hon; we’re gonna get you through this.”

They eventually arrive at the doc's and wait in the examination room. Eventually the doc walked in and smiled at them. "So who of you thinks she's pregnant?"

"I am." Jinny says.

The doc smiles at them. "Do you suffer from nausea frequently?"

Jinny nods at that. "Yeah sometimes... usually when I'm at her place." She pointed at CD.

"Hey, that is Amber's fault!" CD objected. "She's the one with the weird food! It isn't my fault that you eat it!"

"Oh like you don't!" Jinny shot back.

"Yeah well it makes me sick too..." CD said and was cut off by the doctor again.

Clearing her throat she asked the next question. "What about headaches."

"Oh yeah... a lot lately." CD answered.

"Not you, her." The doc said pointing at Jinny.

"Yeah me too." Jinny nodded.
The doctor wrote her responses down and asked a couple more questions. CD continued answering along with Jin. “Okay, Jinny I’m going to have you give me a urine
sample and we’ll do some bloodwork.” She turned to CD. “I would advise you to take one, too.”
CD looked at her, puzzled. “Why would I do that?” she asked.
“I’d just like to run a few tests on you as well, the two of you are showing similar symptoms,” the doctor explained.
“But I can’t get pregnant, my tubes are tied,” CD told her.
The doctor grinned. “Stranger things have happened.” She held out a cup for CD. “You want to do it, also or not?”
CD nodded. “Why not, what can it hurt? Maybe you can prescribe me something for my headaches after these tests,” she replied and accepted the cup.
Jinny went into the restroom first and did her sample, and CD followed after. The doctor took a ***** of blood from each and told them that the results would be tomorrow morning.
CD and Jinny went back to the car. “That was a waste of my time and urine,” CD announced as she opened her car door.
Jinny shrugged. “Maybe it WILL help your headaches,” she responded.
CD grinned. “The only thing that would help those would be if Nate moved out.”
Jinny laughed. “Then how would you get ‘satisfied?’” she winked.
CD smirked. “I borrow some of your heavy machinery that you don’t need anymore.”

Jinny laughed at that. "And just who said I don't need that anymore?"

"Well I doubt that is how you got pregnant..." CD laughed.

************

I'm sure no one wants anymore, so since Cat's not here, I think I'm going to end this here..........;)

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

02-29-2004, 09:21 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snowfall

03-01-2004, 01:46 AM

LISSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get your Indy butt back here and FINALLY tell me that CD is pregnant! I've known for like 20 pages, and been waiiiiiiiiiiiiting! ;) :lol:

planet_stella

03-01-2004, 08:13 AM

YEAH!!!!!!!!:mad: Get your butt back here!!! And tell us how far along CD is!!!! And don't tell us she's not pregnant! lol PLEASE post more soon Lisa!!!!!!:D

candace~n~nathan

03-01-2004, 10:58 PM

They stopped for icecream on the way back to work.
When they were back at work Nate tried his damndest to find out where they had been together. So he took CD into an empty interrogation room with him, and naturally, they
started making out. "Soooo..." He asked after a while. "Where have you and Jin been, huh?"

"A lonely little hotelroom." CD smirked, kissed his cheek before buttoning up her shirt
and walking out on him again.

He growled and knew he wouldn't have much luck with CD, so a couple of hours later he
approached Jinny. "Hey CD just told me to ask you if... uhhh damn, I'm an idiot, I
forgot... it was something about what you two did together..."

"Ooooh!" Jinny said and grinned. "I'm sure she wanted to know if she can keep my
panties..." With that she walked off again.
Nate just stood there dumbfounded. “What’s up with those two?” he murmured
and CD walked around the corner, running into him.
“Hey baby, what are you doing now?” she asked and kissed his cheek. “We gonna
do any work today or just sneak off to interrogation rooms?” she asked him devilishly.
“We can go work,” he replied.
“You’re no fun,” she whispered into his ear.
“Neither are you,” he muttered and walked away.
CD stayed in her position, and watched Nate walk away from her. She dropped
her head and moseyed to the bathroom, tears running down her face. She sat down on the
sink countertop and cried her eyes out.
Jinny came in a couple of minutes later and saw her friend hunched over, and her
head was buried in her lap.
“CD, what’s wrong?” Jinny asked alarmingly.
“Nate hates me, he thinks I’m ugly and doesn’t want me!” she sobbed.

Jinny looked at her bedazzled. "What?" Then she frowns, remembering what she had just
told him and started sobbing too. "It's all my fault. I shouldn't have said what I said about
your panties..."

CD gave her a look at that, sniffing, "You said what?"

Jinny explained it and they hugged and decided Nate was a jerk and all men were
*******s and hugged and kept on sobbing in each other's arms as Kate walked in.

"Oh my god! What happened here?" She asked worried, rushing up to them.
“It’s terrible, Cap! It’s just awful!” CD exclaimed.
Kate looked at CD quizzically. She’d never seen her this strange. “CD, what’s
going on?”
“I hate men! I can’t pick em, Cap, I just can’t!” CD sobbed.
Kate grinned and hugged her. “Honey, what did Nate do this time?”
Continuing to bellow, CD cried out, “He didn’t want to have sex with me in the
interrogation room!”

"Thank God I might add..." Kate said but realized CD wasn't joking because that made
her bawl even more.

"CD, shhh.... I'm sure he just turned you down because he knew you two are at work here
and because I'd fire you if I'd catch you."

"No, he never cared about that before!" She sobbed. "He doesn't love me anymore!"

"No that's not true! CD, please! Listen to yourself, that's just ridiculous!" Kate started to
consider if CD and Jinny were playing a trick on her, but unless they were damn good
actresses it just seemed too real for that.

"Nate is a jerk! I hate him!" CD sobbed.

At that Jinny started to sniff. "And that's all just my fault because of CD's panties!"
Kate looked at Jinny. “What the hell are you two doing to me?” she exclaimed.
“You’re trying to pull a prank on me aren’t you?” she shouted.
Jinny’s bottom lip quivered. “NO!” she cried and buried her head onto CD’s
shoulder.
“Kate, why would we joke about something as important as this?” CD asked.
Kate shook her head. “Okay, you’re telling the truth about Nate, but WHAT about
you underwear, CD?”
“Jinny wanted to keep my panties, Cap, and that made Nate not want to take me in
the interrogation room!” CD exclaimed and hugged her captain. “Hold me Kate, I need
you, too.”
Very confused, Kate hugged her back, and Jinny grabbed the other side of her.
Kate put her arm around her, too, and held her crying Inspectors.
Raina had to pee like a racehorse and ran into the bathroom quickly. She saw the
little scene on the countertop, and the gossipy wheels in her brain started to turn. “What
in the world are you doing?” she asked.

"GROUPHUG!!!!!!!!!!!" Raina yelled at that and hugged Kate real quick, then ran out,
grabbed Magda and ran in there again, pulling Magda into the hug with her. But both CD
and Jinny pushed both Raina and Mada away again.

"We're having a serious problem here Raina." Jinny sobbed.

"Yeah and we can't use no sluts either." CD said glaring at Magda.

"Insane..." Magda left again muttering and then ran into Teddy. "Theodore... you might
want to know that yourgirlfriend is on oxy again or something... and she got CD hooked
too. I need a break..." Pulling out her cellphone she walked into the elevator and called
Jonah. When she had talked to Gabe she had assured him that it had been a one night
stand and would never happen again. Men were just stupid, she thought, his own problem
if he believed what she told him.
Teddy went to go find Nate. He was sulking at his desk, so Teddy approached
him. “Nate, what’s wrong with our girls?” he asked.
Nate shook his head. “I don’t know what the hell their problems are; CD wants
Jinny’s underwear or something like that, and they just got back from a cheap hotel.”
Teddy looked at him. “What?!” he exclaimed. “That doesn’t make any sense, and
Magda just told me that Jin’s on Oxy again, along with CD! Do you think she was tellin
the truth?” he worriedly asked him.

too long of a post to correct the spacing! I'm too lazy!!!

maria1986

03-01-2004, 11:13 PM

LMAO that was great! :lol: Nate and Teddy think their women are Lesbian oxy-heads! You gotta post more NOW!:D

Snowfall

03-02-2004, 01:37 AM

:lol: That was so hilarious! :lol: I love this fic. Post more soon!

planet_stella

03-02-2004, 01:09 PM

OMG! That was sooooo hilarious!!!! But they need to work everything out! Post more sooooooooooooooooon!!!!!

planet_stella

03-02-2004, 01:10 PM

HA!!!!!!!:p :p :p

party: party: party: party: party:

candace~n~nathan

03-03-2004, 10:21 PM

those ****** ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get those dancers away!!!

**************
Nate shook his head. “I don’t know what the hell their problems are; CD wants Jinny’s underwear or something like that, and they just got back from a cheap hotel.”
Teddy looked at him. “What?!” he exclaimed. “That doesn’t make any sense, and Magda just told me that Jin’s on Oxy again, along with CD! Do you think she was tellin
the truth?” he worriedly asked him.
“Oh my gosh, I hope not!” Nate shouted. “Where are they?” he asked and looked around to find them. “Oh wait, they’re probably in that bathroom, that’s where they hide
out from me.”
Teddy’s eyes got big. “Oh no, they’re probably in there popping pills!!” he shouted as the two of them raced each other to the bathroom.

They burst in there, finding their girls sobbing at Kate's bosom, while she soothed one after the other and stroked their backs. As soon as she saw Teddy and Nate she glared at them. "YOU TWO! You have no idea how bad I wanna whip both of your asses right now!"

"What?" Nate asked shocked.

"Why?" Teddy asked puzzled.

"And what's with them?" They both asked at the same time, pointing at CD and Jinny.
“Like you don’t know already!” CD yelled to Nate. “I hate you, and I want you out of here!”
“CD, what are you talking about?” he asked her, still confused. “Is this about Jinny’s underwear? Or your underwear?” he begged for an answer.
“Can’t we just drop the underwear!” Kate exclaimed.
Jinny finally grinned a small smile through her tear streaked cheeks. “I guess I can drop mine for ya, Cap,” she teased.
Kate laughed. “Now there’s my Inspector!” she smiled and patted her back.
“She’s back!”
CD laughed and hugged Jinny. “None of that here, Jin, that’s what got us here in the first place,” she winked.
“What?” Teddy asked. “Got you where, what are you talking about?”

He looked back and forth between his girlfriend and CD. "And what about your underwear?"

"Nate said he wanted Jinny's panties or something." Kate said. "Now could we drop... the TOPIC of everyone's underwear and all be friends again?"

CD and Jinny wiped their tears away and nodded. "Yeah. No big deal." Jinny said.

CD agreed. "It's not their fault that they're men..."

"Wait, wait... WHAT?!?" Teddy asked and glared at Nate. "You damn bastard! What do you want with Jinny's panties?" He yelled and before he realized what he had done his fist had landed on Nate's nose.

"Hey watch it babyface!" Nate immediately defended himself and slammed Teddy into the lockers. "Your little bitch started the whole thing in the first place! She wanted CD's
panties!"
Kate stood up and separated the two kids. “Stop it you two! You’re crazy!” She shouted! “All of you have lost it!” And with that, she exited the bathroom.
Jinny sighed. “Teddy, this is all really dumb. I thought Nate was being annoying to CD again, it turns out he was just being a *****, but he asked me about CD needing to
tell me something. He couldn’t remember, so I told him that it was probably the fact that she wanted my underwear.” She waited for a response from Teddy, but his face was still
blank. “It’s dumb, and I know it doesn’t make any sense, so could we please drop it?”
Teddy nodded. “Yeah, as long as we’re ok,” he pointed to himself and to Jinny.
She grinned and stood up. “We’re more than okay,” she replied seductively and took his hand, leading him to the nearest interrogation room.
Nate looked at CD. “Are we alright now, too?” he asked gingerly.
She glanced at him. “No,” she whispered. “It’s okay, I know the problem, and I’ll try to fix it.”
He stared at her, confused. “What problem?”
She sighed. “I know the reason you didn’t want to join me in the interrogation room was because you’re not attracted to me anymore.” She sadly looked at him and noticed that blood had started to trickle down his face.
“WHAT?!” Nate exclaimed. “Are you being serious?!” he asked, not waiting for a response. “That’s ridiculous! I was just mad that I couldn’t know where my girlfriend had
been all day, and I thought we should do a little bit of work before we clock out.” He paused to take her hand. “You’re the sexiest woman I’ve ever known, and the day I stop
wanting you is the day I’ll bury myself alive!”
She grinned. “But you’re not getting out the shovel?”
He laughed. “Not in the near future at least,” he replied and kissed her.

Snowfall

03-04-2004, 01:41 AM

Ohhhhhhhh, yay, that was so incredibly sweet, Lisa! :D :D :D I'm glad that they got that straightened out. Please post more!

planet_stella

03-05-2004, 03:00 PM

That was great Lisa! I'm glad everything's ok now...Post more soooooooooooon!

candace~n~nathan

03-07-2004, 12:03 PM

He laughed. “Not in the near future at least,” he replied and kissed her.
She pulled back. “Ew, Nate, get away!” she exclaimed.
“What?” he asked her sadly. “What did I do this time?”
She hopped off the counter and went to get some papertowel. “You’re bleeding, baby, and I could feel it on my face,” she replied and wiped the excess blood from his
face.

"And that didn't turn ya on?" He smirked at her."You're not secretly a little vampire?"

She rolled her eyes as she took care of him. "Yeah Nate, that's it, you got me... I secretly have a coffin stored in my basement and all." She rolled her eyes.

He winked at her. "Well whenever you feel the need to suck my neck... or any other parts of my anatomy... help yourself."
She punched him in the gut. “You’re so crude sometimes, Mr. Basso,” she replied.
He wrapped his arms around her while she held onto his nose to stop the bleeding. “You know you like it,” he whispered as he kissed her cheek and headed for her neck.
She tried to hold onto his nose while she responded with little kisses of her own, and the papertowel slipped out of her hands without her realizing as she sat him on the
countertop and straddled him.

He kissed her deeply and ripped her shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere.

"Whoa... needy, huh?" She teased him.

"Oh shut up." He whispered and kissed her passionately. "I love you so much baby." He whispered into her ear as she ripped his own shirt off in the same frenzy.
“God, I feel like I’m in heat,” she murmured against his chest as she kissed against it. “One minute I wanna kill ya, the next I want to screw you till the break of dawn.”

He grinned and unbuttoned her pants. “I could definitely handle the latter,” he replied as her pants fell to the ground, and he stroked her through her lacy lavender
underwear.

She giggled in anticipation and tugged at his belt. She ripped it off and moved on to his jeans, calling out from his touch. “I can’t wait,” she replied. “Take em off yourself, I can’t get it.”

He grinned, stood her up, and quickly took off his jeans. She pounced on him the second they were gone.

"So who's needy here now." He whispered.

"Oh shut up and give me what I need." She whispered back.

He immediately laid her down along the counter, climbing on top of her as he quickly got rid of her lavender bra and panties while she helped him out of his boxers.

They looked deep into each others eyes and started to kiss like there was no tomorrow, arousing each other all the more, their hands soon finding one another's spots that drove them insane.

CD was still giggling when they’d finished. “What’s so funny?” Nate asked her as he hugged her close to him.

“I don’t know,” she replied and laughed some more. “I’m just so excited!”

He laughed. “And why’s that?”

She grinned, knowing her and Jinny’s little secret. “I just love you so much, and I never want this moment to go away.”

He kissed her hair and felt something warm and moist trickle onto his face. “Yuck!” he exclaimed and brushed the side of his face with the back of his hand.

“What is it?” she asked him.

He sighed. “My nose must’ve got a little excited, too,” he stated. “It bled all through your hair.”

"Ewww Nate." She made a disguisted face at that.

"I'll wash it out, it's okay." He said and helped her to get cleaned up again.

Kate locked herself into her office for the rest of the day, not wanting to hear or see any more ridiculous fights between those two couples, and let alone their making out. She
wasn't surprised that she didn't see either of them again that day.
***********
In the next morning she walked up to Nate. "I hope today everything will remain calm here?"

"I hope so too." He nodded.

"Where is the rest of the hurricane?" She asked, looking around for them.

"Teddy's in his office I suppose." He said. "And as for CD and Jinny... Jinny picked CD up this morning and I have no idea where they went." He sighed. "They just said 'girls
stuff'... I mean I respect that and all, and I trust CD... but I hate it when she's having secrets! Especially when she's having secrets with Jinny!" He vented.

Kate shook her head. “Nate, obviously trust CD, and just wait this out. Whatever’s happening with the two of them will soon be over I’m sure.”
He nodded. “Yeah I know, but I hate being the third wheel in a relationship, especially when I should play an important lead role in it!”
“Nate, shut up and stop being jealous. Let them do their thing now, and you do yours. She will tell you whatever it is she’s hiding when she’s comfortable.”

On the other side of town, Jinny was listening to her doctor while CD held her
hand.
“Okay, I have some weird news and potentially good news,” the doctor replied.
Jinny sighed. “I’m pregnant, aren’t I?” she asked.
The doctor simply nodded. “Yes, Miss Exstead, you are.” She looked at Jinny’s chart. “I hope that that’s good news?”
CD squeezed Jinny’s hand because she knew she was getting ready to cry. “It’s GREAT news,” CD responded for her.
Jinny grinned at her friend and silently thanked her for the support.
“I’m glad you feel that way, Miss DeLorenzo,” the doctor stated.
CD turned to her. “What do you mean by that?”

"Well, to make this short..." She smiled. "You're pregnant as well, congrats."

planet_stella

03-08-2004, 12:50 PM

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i KNEW IT!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!! CD's pregnant!!!!! CD's gonna be a mummy!!! And Nate's gonna be a daddy!!!!!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............. You have to post more Lisa!!!!! NOW!!!!!:D

Snowfall

03-08-2004, 12:54 PM

YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW that CD was pregnant! I'm so happy! Yay!!! :D :D :D :baby: Post more soon, that was fabulous!

candace~n~nathan

03-09-2004, 07:29 PM

LMAO, i was crackin up while rereading this before i posted, hehe. hope everyone else likes it!!! ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jinny sighed. “I’m pregnant, aren’t I?” she asked.

The doctor simply nodded. “Yes, Miss Exstead, you are.” She looked at Jinny’s chart. “I hope that that’s good news?”

CD squeezed Jinny’s hand because she knew she was getting ready to cry. “It’s GREAT news,” CD responded for her.

Jinny grinned at her friend and silently thanked her for the support.

“I’m glad you feel that way, Miss DeLorenzo,” the doctor stated.

CD turned to her. “What do you mean by that?”

"Well, to make this short..." She smiled. "You're pregnant as well, congrats."

At that both Jinny and CD's jaws dropped open and then Jinny started to laugh.

"Oh shut up!" CD glared at her and looked at the doc. "No joke?"

She shook her head. "No joke... you're 9 weeks along, congratulations again. I hope it's
good news for you as well."

"Well it's... shocking..." CD admitted. "And certainly not planned... and not even possible! My tubes are tied dammit!!!" She announced shocked.

"Well it happens..." The doc smiled. "Sometimes love is stronger than our plans."

“That does explain why the three of us can down the same food Amber likes,” Jinny reasoned. “This is so great, CD! We can have our baby’s together!!”

CD grinned and saw the fun in that. “You’re right!” CD agreed. “This could turn out to be alright!”

“And if all else fails, you, me, and Amber could get a place and raise our kids!” Jinny smiled. “And we could eat anything we wanted, whenever we wanted!”

The doctor smiled at their enthusiasm. “There’s the spirit, and you were nervous when you first came in!” she smiled. “Now you’re good to go!”

CD’s face dropped. “Yeah, besides the fact that we still have to tell our boyfriends the news.”

Jinny’s smiled disappeared. “Everything used to be so great,” she murmured. “But it won’t be after this.”

“Oh come on, your boyfriends will love the news!” the doctor tried to help out.

Jinny sighed. “Yeah yeah,” she muttered, and realized she needed to ask a question. “How far along am I?”
She checked Jinny’s charts. “I would guess 4 or 5 weeks, but yours is so early that it’s difficult to tell.”
Jinny nodded. “Okay, I guess that’s all I have.” She turned to CD. “You have any more questions for her, besides when our next appointments are?”

"I can't believe that damn idiot knocked me up...." CD muttered, the news sinking in more and more.

"Uhhh she doesn't have any other questions for now..." Jinny said and they got their next appointments together again, a month later.

"Can you believe Amber, you and me are all pregnant at the same time?" Jinny laughed as they got to the car.

"That's pretty damn crazy... but we can open our own kindergarden." CD laughed. "But seriously... we could share a nanny, that'd make sense even."

"True." Jinny nodded. "Oh god, I suddenly can't wait to tell Teddy... he's gonna be happy, I'm sure!" She grinned.

"See, I told ya he'll be, and I'm still sure of it myself." They hugged and drove to the Division again, after a stop at McDonalds on the way, and Jinny immediately stormed
into Teddy's office, not giving a damn about the fact that he was in the middle of a meeting with the DA.

Meanwhile CD rushed into the bullpen and looked around for Nate. "Where the hell is that damn machospermbank with the biggest ego I've ever seen?" She muttered.

Kate happened to overhear that. "Oh no CD, please tell me you and Nate aren't fighting again."

"Oh no... well I wouldn't call it fight... I'm gonna castrate him as soon as I see him and you can visit him in the hospital for the next weeks, but don't expect him to be talkactive because he's gonna be comatose..." CD said.

Kate blinked at that, sure that this time Nate really had screwed up.

But Nate had no clue what was going on. Gulping he walked up to them from behind, having overheard what CD had said. "Sugar?" He whispered, tapping on her shoulder. "You're looking for me?"

CD at that grinned broadly, turned around and jumped at him, wrapping her legs around his waist, kissing him passionately.

Nate stumbled by the unexpected weight in his arms, but held on to her, kissing her back. He got caught up in the moment and forgot where he was at and started
unbuttoning her shirt.
She pulled away and started hitting him. “You jerk, how could you?!” she exclaimed.
“Uh, what?” Nate asked her.
“How could you do this to me? I’m already busy with Amber and Jinny, and now ME?!” she yelled at him again and slapped him across the face. “I hate you!”
“Sweety, what are you talking about?” he asked her again. “And stop hitting me!”
She slugged his shoulder again. “I’ll hit you whenever I damn well please!” she announced. “And you KNOW what I’m talking about! Look at me, I’m already a cow!” she yelled as she touched her belly slightly and ran into the captain’s office.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

03-09-2004, 07:51 PM

LOL Poor Nate. I can't wait to see Teddy's reaction. Post more soon.:)

maria1986

03-09-2004, 11:01 PM

That was so great and funny! CD needs to do something about those mood swings! :)

Hurry up and post some more please!:D

Snowfall

03-10-2004, 01:20 AM

Originally posted by maria1986
That was so great and funny! CD needs to do something about those mood swings! :)

Hurry up and post some more please!:D

Yeah, really! Poor Nate.... That was so great! Post more!

planet_stella

03-10-2004, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
LMAO, i was crackin up while rereading this before i posted, hehe. hope everyone else likes it!!! ;)

LMAO I was cracking up, too. That was so great!!! And CD has to tell Nate!!! And Jinny has to tell Teddy!!!! And then they all have to say that to Amber! lol Post more!:D

1strunfan

03-10-2004, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by planet_stella
LMAO I was cracking up, too. That was so great!!! And CD has to tell Nate!!! And Jinny has to tell Teddy!!!! And then they all have to say that to Amber! lol Post more!:D

Post more SOON!!! BTW, where is Cat?

planet_stella

03-10-2004, 06:02 PM

Hey Lisa!! Want a new page and a new boy??? I have one just for you:grineyes:

planet_stella

03-10-2004, 06:05 PM

Now ya have to post more!!! HE wants you to post more!:p

candace~n~nathan

03-10-2004, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by planet_stella
Now ya have to post more!!! HE wants you to post more!:p

i'm not one for big, bushy eyebrows, and i can't see past them, so i guess i don't have to post now...........

candace~n~nathan

03-10-2004, 10:36 PM

k, i'm bored, so u get more anyway! lol, and to answer Post more SOON!!! BTW, where is Cat? , she's here, just not HERE. everyone bombard her and tell her to come and read and post and write! ;) o no, now she's gonna kill me! lol, anyway here's some more fic!! :)

**********************
Nate blinked at Kate who was still standing there. "What the hell was THAT?"

Kate shrugged. "I don't even care anymore... I'm gonna go grab lunch."

"No no wait!" He said. "You gotta talk to her! Because obviously she isn't gonna talk to
me..." He gave her puppy dog look. "Please?"

"No no no, that isn't gonna work... you go talk to her yourself. I'm not putting myself
between the fronts."

"Fine, thanks for the help." He hissed at her and followed CD into Kate's office. "Sugar?"

"Piss off before I'm gonna hurt you!" CD yelled.

"What? Why?" He asked sadly. "What did I do?"

"You knocked me up you bastard!" She yelled at him.
Nate’s mouth gaped open. “I, uh, What?!” he exclaimed.
CD’s anger ceased and little tears streamed down her face. “I’m pregnant, Nate,”
she whispered.
He still couldn’t believe what she was telling him. “I’m going to be a daddy? For
real, you’re not playing with my mind?”
She shook her head. “No, you really are.” She paused. “What do you think about
it?” she asked him seriously.
He stood there silently for a bit and then answered. “I don’t know how to tell you
how I feel,” he replied as CD’s face sunk. He walked over to her and slid his hands over
hips. “I just know how to show you,” he said and kissed the living daylight out of her.

She smiled at that and kissed him back passionately as he lowered her on Kate's desk.
"Wait." She stopped him. "You're really happy?"

He grinned at her and put his hand on her belly. "I couldn't be any happier!" He gently
kissed her belly. "Hey you in there... I'm your daddy, and I already love you very much."

She smiled at that and stroked through his hair. "I can't believe this... I suddenly have a
big family."
“I suddenly have absolutely everything I’ve ever wanted,” Nate responded. “I have
my daughter, my CD, and now the example that I love you more than anything and no
scientifical surgery could keep me from getting to you.”
She giggled. “I know, you have majorly good swimmers,” she murmured as she
kissed him again. “I love you so much, and I’m glad you’re not angry with me.”
“Angry?!” Nate exclaimed. “How could I be angry? I told you I wanted a baby
with you, and now my wish is beginning to come true.” He slid her shirt up a little to see
her non-existent belly to kiss her flesh.
She relaxed against his touch. “I’m so comfortable with you, Nate. I know you’re
never going to hurt me,” she whispered, finally admitting it outloud.
“You should feel comfortable,” he agreed, “because I will never do anything on
purpose to hurt you or to make you sad. I will walk through fire for you, I will get rid of
the bad guy, whoever they should be, just to protect my family.” He made little circles
around her tiny belly button and started kissing it again.
Kate walked back in with a sandwich and drink in her hand. “What in the hell are
you doing?” she asked Nate. “You got some fetish with my desk or what?! Usually you’re
letting her give you a blow job or something, but now you’re just petting her?! What the
hell is wrong with you two?!”

"We're having a..." Nate started but CD cut him off.

"... great time here." She grinned at Kate. "Now would you excuse us..." She adjusted her
shirt and walked out.

Nate frowned. "That woman is just weird..." He muttered and followed her.

"Everyone but me is weird!" Kate exclaimed upon that.
CD was sitting at her desk when Nate found her. “Baby, let’s go talk some more,”
he said and grabbed her hand.
She gladly accepted because she had more on her mind than “talking.”
He took her to the nearest interrogation room, and she immediately drug him onto
the desk and climbed up on him. She picked at his shirt, finally ripping it off and
immediately started to play with his nipples.
“CD!” he exclaimed and got out from under her. “I just wanted to talk right now!
There’s so many things we need to talk about, and so many things I need to ask you.”
She sighed, clearly pissed that she couldn’t have what she wanted at the moment.
“Like what?” she smarted off

"Like...." He grins and kneels down in front of her. "I know I should have a ring at least...
but I just can't wait to ask you." He smiled broadly. "Do you want to marry me?"

At that she glared at him, sure he just asked her because of the baby. "You damn ****ing
idiot! No of course not! Geez. Jerk!" She pushes him so he falls to the ground and storms
out, leaving him behind, heartbroken and confused.

~~~~~~~~~~~~
have a great one!! :D :wave:

zwalane

03-11-2004, 01:53 AM

so what's Teddy's reaction?:confused:

Snowfall

03-11-2004, 02:03 AM

OMG!!!! That was so amazingly fantastic! I just love those two. Nate was so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! :loveya: CD really needs to get a handle on those mood swings lol.....and realize that Nate has always wanted to marry her, even before she got pregnant! POST MORE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

planet_stella

03-11-2004, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
i'm not one for big, bushy eyebrows, and i can't see past them, so i guess i don't have to post now...........

Picky,aren't we Lisa???:rolleyes: So what guys do you LIKE then,huh????

And post more on this amazing fic!!!!! Jin still has to tell Teddy!!!! And Nate was such a sweetie....and CD's dumb! lol She has to realize Nate REALLY loves her and wants to marry her!:love:

1strunfan

03-11-2004, 11:40 AM

AWESOME!!!! I'm so glad that CD and Jinny are both pregnant, but CD really needs to get a grip. Get back here and post more. CAT! If you are out there, get your tail back here. We Miss You!!!!

candace~n~nathan

03-12-2004, 11:17 PM

Cussing she ran into an also cussing Jinny outside.
“That bastard Teddy, I ****ing swear!” Jinny shouted.
“What, is he just like that mother ****er I’m dating?” CD responded.
“THAT ******* TRIED TO GET ME TO MARRY HIM!” Both women shouted to each other at the exact same time, right as Raina walked in.
“YOU GUYS ARE GETTING MARRIED?!” Raina exclaimed.
“Shut the hell up!” they both screamed in unison again.
Raina walked quickly away to the main part of the Division to her captain andMagda. “Guys!” she announced. “Nate and Teddy purposed!”
“What?!” Kate asked in shock. “Both of them?”
Raina nodded. “Yeah, Jinny and CD are both throwing fits right now!”
“Why?” Magda asked.
“Who knows,” Raina responded, “but that means we’ve got TWO weddings to plan!” she exclaimed in happiness.
“Oh my gosh we also have two BACHELORETTE parties to arrange!” Magda added and grabbed her address book. “Don’t worry, I know these three EXCELLENT dancers, and I can get them for a good price, I’ll just make a call.....” she picked up the
phone and dialed.
“Wait a sec, did they even say yes?” Kate asked her spy.
"We did not." Both Jinny and CD said, walking in.

"And we won't! So stop planning!" Jinny glared at Raina.

And CD pushed down the handle of the phone to cut Magda off. "And we don't want no strippers either!"

"But why?" Kate asked them, not understanding.

"Because he's a jerk!" Both CD and Jinny exclaimed at the same time as Nate and Teddy walked in.

They looked at each other and also talked simulteanously. "You too?" They asked, then glanced at their women and at each other again. "She too?" And they nodded to answer one another's question.

"Oh my god..." Kate muttered. "I realized what's going on..."

"You did?" Raina asked, curious to find out herself.

"Oh yeah! This is an insane asylum.... I'm just another patient here... I believe I'm a police captain... but look at all this... I'm just mad and stuck with all of you looney tunes!"
“If you were dating a case like CD, you’d understand why the rest of us are
crazy!” Nate exclaimed.
“Shut up, ****er!” CD yelled at him.
“Leave her alone!” Jinny stood up for her friend.
“Stay outta their business!” Teddy shouted to his girlfriend.
Raina was getting whiplash from trying to keep up in all the conversations. “Why are you two angry at them?” she asked CD and Jinny.
“I don’t want to talk about it,” Jinny replied.
“Well I do!” CD shouted and pointed at Nate. “This man can infect me with his sperm and now he’s trying to get me to MARRY him because he feels bad!”
Nate defended himself. “That’s not why I asked, CD! I love you!”
“Wait, I don’t get it!” Raina exclaimed. “You gave CD an STD, and now you want her to marry you??”

"Yeah that's exactly what happened." CD glared at him. "And there isn't even a cure for this one! I'm gonna have it for the rest of my life."

"Oh yeah." Jinny muttered. "And all just because these jerks can't keep their pants zipped!" She slugged Teddy.

Raina gasped. "You have it too???" The she looked back and forth between Teddy and Nate. "Did you get it from each other?"
Nate looked at Raina. “God, how stupid are you?” he shouted. “They don’t have any disease!”
“But CD just said..” Raina started.
“I don’t care what CD just said!” Nate shouted. “There is no disease, they’re both pregnant.”
Kate’s jaw hit the ground. “Excuse me, what was that?” Kate asked. “I think I heard you wrong.”
Teddy shook his head. “No Kate, you heard it correctly,” he replied. “Now they hate us.”
“Pregnant?” Kate repeated and looked at CD. “But you can’t, can you?”
“Apparently I can,” CD muttered. “That ass has pretty powerful sperm.”
Nate smirked “Actually my ass doesn’t contain.....” he started.
"NATE!" They all yell at him at the same time.

"Just wanted to clearify that..." He muttered.

Then Raina gasped, squealed and then screamed. "We gotta plan two baby showers!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh no!" Both CD and Jinny groaned, not wanting that at all.

Kate chuckled and then hugged her girls. "Oh god.. I'm so happy for both of you." She smiled. "I'm gonna hate having you both on maternity leave, but we'll manage... and at least that explains the recent madness that's been going on with you two..."

At that they both started to corner Kate, glaring at her, not liking at all to be called crazy.
“Hey, now come on, it was just an observation, and you’ll get better. There’s no need to get angry with me!” Kate exclaimed.
“That was a bitchy thing to say,” Jinny remarked.
“Yeah Cap, I thought you’d see it our way!”
“How could she, you ARE both insane!” Nate announced.
“Shut up!” Both of them shouted.
Kate decided to make a get away but not without getting in a final word. “I think I liked the four of you when you were screwing on my desk better than the way you’re
acting now!” she shouted as she grabbed her coat and ran out of the Division.
Raina was amazed. “Oh my gosh, the FOUR of you did it together on Kate’s
desk? That explains that disease then!”
“THERE IS NO ****ING DISEASE!” all four of them shouted at her.
"Uh oh..." Raina looked after Kate. "CAAAAAAAAAP Wait for me!" She ran after her.

there's some drama coming up, so the faster the replies come in, the faster the next post!!! :) ;) :)

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:48 AM

Hey Lisa, you want replies? I'll give you replies! ;) ;) :D

That was really funny and great, btw! :lol: CD and Jinny BOTH need to get their acts together, though! :rolleyes:

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:50 AM

Lisa

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:51 AM

Lisa and

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:52 AM

Lisa and Cat,

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:53 AM

Lisa and Cat, I

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:55 AM

Lisa and Cat, I love

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:56 AM

Lisa and Cat, I love this

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:58 AM

Lisa and Cat, I love this fic! :D

maria1986

03-13-2004, 02:56 AM

LOL. This fic totally defines the word b*tch! Keep it comin'!!!:D

candace~n~nathan

03-13-2004, 11:07 AM

well, since Cat and I got a FEW replies ;) ;) ;), I'll post some for ya before I leave for practice! :)

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Eventually things cool down again during the next few weeks until one day Kate calls CD and Nate into her office. "Guys, I'm afraid I have bad news..."
“What is it?” Nate asked.
“Kate, are you okay?” CD questioned her.
“Yes, I’m fine, it’s nothing like that. I have bad news about the two of you.”
They looked at each other. “Us?” Nate asked. “What have we done?”
“Well....” Kate started. “I don’t know how to say this, but the commissioner has gotten wind of you being pregnant, CD, and he’s really looking down on it.”
“Um, I can’t help it that I’m pregnant!” CD exclaimed. “I’m very happy, thank you very much, so what does that ***** expect me to do?”
Kate sighed. “He wants the two of you separated. Since you’re the daddy, Nate, he thinks that the two of you might do inappropriate things during working hours. I even
assured him that my Inspectors do NOT do such things under my supervision,” she rolled her eyes, “but he still wants a trial run at new partners.”
Nate groaned. “This is so stupid, I don’t understand why in the hell he’s doing this! What’s his number, I’ll call him and explain!”
Kate shook her head. “It’s too late, Nate, he’s made his decision.”

CD sighed. “Who’s my new partner then? Are we just switching with Mag and Jinny then?”

She shook her head. "I'm afraid not... one of you will have to leave the division." Kate hated having to leave one of them.

"WHAT?!?" They yelled at the same time and linked hands immediately.

Kate sighed. "Trust me, I hate it as much as you do... but there's nothing I can do. From tomorrow on, one of you will join the Personal Crimes Division."

"That's unfair!" They both whined again but knew it wasn't Kate's fault.

"So who has to go?" Nate asked.

"To make this fair..." Kate said and got out two toothpics and broke one in the middle. Then she turned around and mixed them and then turned around again, holding them up
so it wasn't visible which was which.
“This is ridiculous,” CD remarked. “The rest of our careers depend on two toothpicks?”
“Please, just get it over with,” Kate replied.
Nate took a toothpick and CD sighed and took the remaining one.
CD glanced at her stub. “Well, that was fun,” she muttered.
Nate shook his head. “No, CD, I’ll go. You’ve been here longer, and you’re good friends with everyone, especially Jinny now that the two of you are pregnant. Stay here, and I’ll go to Personal Crimes.”
“No, Nate, that’s not right for you to leave. You’re friends with them too, and I lost fair and square,” she sighed and glanced at Kate. “I guess I can’t argue with you anymore, so the only thing left to do is to get my assignment. Who am I partnered with, anyone I know?”

"I don't think so." Kate shrugged and looked through the file. "His name is Jack Ellis..." She handed CD the file.

maria1986

03-13-2004, 12:27 PM

LMAO...CD and Jack?! :lol: I can't wait to see how this plays out! :D

1strunfan

03-13-2004, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by maria1986
LMAO...CD and Jack?! :lol: I can't wait to see how this plays out! :D

Yeah that. And, get back here and post more!!!

Snowfall

03-13-2004, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by maria1986
LMAO...CD and Jack?! :lol: I can't wait to see how this plays out! :D

Oh, YEAH! :lol: This will be extremely interesting lol.... Post more soon!

CD DeLorenzo

03-14-2004, 01:18 AM

since I'm back... a nice long post whahoooo ;)

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CD flipped through it and sighed. "Oh just great..."

"Come on CD, give him a chance at least!" Kate said.

"Okay okay." She sighed. "So tomorrow then?"

Kate nodded. "Good luck CD. We'll all miss you here."

“That’s it?” CD asked. “No goodbye party, no retirement gift, not even a freaking hug?!” she exclaimed.

“CD, calm down,” Kate replied as she stood up. “I’ll talk to Raina if you want a party, and you’re not retiring, so why in the world would you have a pending gift?” she asked as she walked over to CD and hugged her Inspector. “Here’s your last request though,” Kate said and brought her closer. “And we really will miss you. You’re a great Inspector, CD, one of the best I’ve ever been in charge of, and I wish you the best of luck.”

CD nodded and hugged back. “Thanks Cap,” was all she could manage, so her commanding officer wouldn’t hear the tears approaching. She released herself from Kate’s grasp and stood up. “Well, I guess I’m going to say my good-byes now, it’s not like I need to be working on any cases,” she replied. “I’ll do that and clean out my locker for the next shmuck that walks through the door. Who is she? Will she have some kind of morphing power or what? I mean, she’s gotta be good if I’m being replaced by the bitch.”

Kate grinned. “No one’s replacing you, CD. Nate’s partner is already here.”

“She is?” he asked. “Who is it? Jin? Mag?”

Kate shook her head. “No, they’re partners, Nate. You and Raina are going to be together.”

CD snickered and patted him on the back. “Congratulations pal,” she replied.

"I think I’m gonna retire..." He muttered and CD laughed. "Awww poor baby." She quickly kissed him, glad that at least he was going to have a nice partner... who would surely drive him insane.

Of course as soon as they heard about CD's transfer her friends just finished off whatever was absolutely necessary and then they gathered at the Anchorside for a goodbye party.

Actually Jinny was the one who was bothered the most. She sobbed and cried and CD hugged her and sobbed and cried herself.

“I’ll still be here for ya,” CD replied through her sobs. “You can come over every night, and you, me, and Amber can talk, okay?”

“Okay!” Jinny exclaimed as a new batch of tears fell over her. “Have you told Amber yet?”

CD shook her head. “No, I guess I should get on that!” CD shouted, not realizing how loud her teary voice was.

“CD, ya know how loud you are right now?” Magda complained.

“Go **** yourself!” Jinny and CD replied together and laughed.

“Nice job!” CD exclaimed, and Jinny gave her a high five.

Nate smiled at his girl, glad she was having a good time. The door opened to Anchorside, and he glanced to see who it was.

Amber walked through. “Mom!” she exclaimed and started to cry. “Dad told me the news!” she shouted and looked at Kate. “What the hell’s your problem? How could you make my mom go to another Division?!”

Nate sighed. “Sweety, it wasn’t her fault, don’t yell at her.”

“Ok,” Amber said and turned on him. “Then why in the hell didn’t you stand up for her?”

Nate rolled his eyes and threw up his hands. “I can’t win!” he exclaimed.

CD shook her head. “Shut up, Nate, she does have a point,” she replied as she hugged her daughter.

“Why do you have to leave, Mom?” Amber asked.

CD gave a sideways glance to Nate. “Um, well, your dad and I are a part of..... an experiment or something from the chief. We were picked from him.”

“Oh I see,” Amber replied.

“Weren’t you separated because of the.....” Raina started.

“NO!” Everyone but Amber shouted at her.

“Oh, okay,” Raina stated, pretending to understand.

“So who’s your new partner?” Amber asked.

CD shrugged. “Some punk named Jack Ellis, I don’t really know who he is. "Any of you ever heard of him?" She asked the others.

"Oh geez... I know him from AA..." Jinny said rolling her eyes. "I mean I don't really know him... and I can't really say anything cause of that code of silence thing we have and all..." She looked at CD though and sighed, wanting to warn her friend at least somewhat. "Be careful okay? He doesn't seem like a nice guy..."

"Oh great, just what I needed." She sighed.

“No, CD, you’ll be just fine, don’t worry,” Jinny replied. “He’s just a little.....flirty,” she explained.

“He’s WHAT?!” Teddy and Nate yelled at the same time.

“That’s it, I want to be the one that transfers,” Nate announced.

Jinny shook her head. “Nate, she’ll be fine. It’s CD we’re talking about, remember? He’s not that bad, and I’m sure when she tells him to stop, he’ll back down and do so.”

CD nodded. “See Nate, I’ll be fine, don’t worry,” she said and kissed his cheek.

“Has this man flirted with you?” Teddy asked Jin with a hint of jealousy in his voice.

She grinned at his protectiveness. “Yeah, a long time ago,” she replied. “But it was way before we got together, honey, don’t worry.”

Teddy nodded with a smirk of satisfaction. “That’s good, I’d hate to have to show him what I’m made out of.”

Jinny grinned and kissed him. “You can show me though,” she murmured seductively into his mouth.

“Aw sick!” Raina exclaimed. “I’m trying to eat here.”

"Yeah so is Teddy!" Nate laughed and put his hand on CD's thigh. "I wouldn't mind either..." He winked at her.

Raina shoved her plate aside. "Eww SICK!"

"Thanks baby!" CD grinned and grabbed Raina's plate.

"Hey I want some too!" Jinny said.

"Ohhh you want some eh?" Teddy smirked.

"Yeah... FOOD!" She rolled her eyes as CD started to share Raina's plate with her... and Amber of course had her fingers in there too.

Suddenly Teddy frowned. "Jin?"

"Yeah?" She smiled at him.

"How come you knew him before you knew me when you know him from AA? We already were a couple before you started going to meetings..." He asked her after having realized that.

“Oh, uh, well, I...” Jinny stumbled.

“Why did you lie to me, Jin?” Teddy asked, obviously hurt.

“Teddy, I didn’t want you to think you have anything to worry bout between him and me because you don’t. I just knew if I told you that I’ve known him for so long, you’d get jealous or something.” She explained.

“Has he ever asked you out?” Teddy asked.

“Honey, let’s drop it, I shouldn’t have said anything in the first place.” She sighed.

“That’s a yes, isn’t it?” He knew her well enough to realize why she didn’t wanna talk about it.

Jinny sighed again. “Okay, maybe once or twice, but I’ve always said no, I promise!” She licked her fingers from her various plates and hugged him. “I love you Teddy with all of my heart!”

He smiled and kissed her. “I love you, too, and I trust you, I was just a little jealous.”

She grinned. “A little?”

“Okay, a lot,” he laughed. “But Jin, please do me a favor,” he replied as she looked at him for a serious answer. “PLEASE get your slimy hands off of me, you’re getting food all over my shirt!”

Not showing that she felt insulted by that Jinny smiled and him. "Of course honey, I'm sorry." she pulled back from him and then reached for Magda's tomato soup.

"Hey that's mine!" Magda protested right away.

"Not anymore." Jinny said and poured it all over Teddy's shirt. "Now it's Teddy's."

"OUCH! JINNY! DAMN YOU!" He jumped up immediately.

Jinny grinned and CD gave her a high five. “Two points for the home team!” CD exclaimed.

Nate shook his head. “CD, don’t encourage her, that wasn’t very nice,” he replied.

CD grabbed Kate’s cup of coffee. “Shut up, bastard, don’t tell me how to act!”

With that, Nate ended up with a hot steamy mess over his head.

“OWWWWWWWWWW!!” he shouted at the top of his lungs and ran to the bathroom to find some cold water.

CD smirked. “Serves him right,” she muttered.

Teddy had went there too and looked up at Nate. "You too?"

He nodded. "Is it just me or is everything we say or do wrong suddenly? I mean they treat us like we... god I don't know... like we killed their pets or somtheing."

Groaning Teddy nodded. "Yeah, it's insane really. Jinny keeps on telling me how it's MY fault that she's pregnant now... I mean apart from the fact that I'm actually happy about it, but it's not like she was lying under me all motionless when it happened..." he rolled his eyes.

"Oh yeah, I know what ya mean man..." Sighing Nate walked up to the sink and washed his face. "I'm all excited and happy... I love her to death and I'd do anything for her... and the baby too of course... I'm so excited and happy about that." Then he sighed. "But CD never wanted kids... sometimes I wonder if she'd rather have an abortion or somthing but just keeps the baby for me..."

"That's exactly what I think about Jinny too! She constantly tells me how we're not ready yet... but hell I am ready... I'm ready to marry her and have a baby... she's the one who didn't want that!" Teddy sighed.

At that moment the barkeeper emerged from one of the stalls and chuckling put his hands on their shoulders. "Sounds to me like you two would make a perfect couple then." Laughing he left again to go back to work.

Teddy shook his head. “Well, some days I wonder,” he laughed. “Just kidding of course, but seriously! Why can’t they see it our way and stop killing us with their emotions?!”

Nate pointed at his head. “Yeah, and hot objects!” he exclaimed.

Teddy laughed. “Honestly, though, what do we do? I want to marry that woman, I love with all of my heart, but I know she’ll still just think that I’m proposing again because of the baby.”

Nate nodded. “Me, too,” he murmured.

There was a knock at the door. CD opened it lightly and had heard their conversation. She walked in and hugged Nate. “I’m so sorry, baby,” she replied. “I hope the coffee didn’t burn you.”

He shook his head. “No permanent damage, I hope.”

She grinned and slid her hands around his hips. “I hope it didn’t, honey,” she whispered and seductively kissed his ear, gently pulling at it with her teeth. “Let’s go home,” she murmured and kissed him again. She put her hand in his and walked him out the door.

Nate turned to Teddy and shrugged and moved his lips, “See what I mean?”

Teddy smiled and nodded and watched his poor friend leave the room with his crazy girlfriend. Soon after that his own crazy girlfriend picked him up to drag him off as helplessly.

Amber watched after both couples. "Hello? Are you maybe forgetting something here? Or someone... like your daughter? Geez. Horny bastards." Rolling her eyes she turned back to Kate, Magda and Raina who were still sitting there.

"You wanna stay with me tonight?" Raina asked and giggled. "I haven't had a friend over for a sleepover in ages!"

“Well, anything’s better than what I’m sure I’ll have to witness if I go home,” Amber replied and pulled out her cellphone. “Let me call the house to leave a message for them when they get home.”

Raina giggled. “Oh my gosh, this is going to be so much fun!” she exclaimed. “Don’t worry I have popcorn, cookies, and other junk food for us!” Amber smiled and left her message. “So you guys wanna stay, too?” Raina asked Magda and Kate.

“Are there gonna be men there?” Magda asked.

“No, of course not!” Raina exclaimed. “That would be scandalous if we had boys!”

“Then **** that, I’m not going,” Magda replied, threw some money down for her stuff and left to go find a man.

“Kate, you wanna come?” Raina pleaded.

“Oh, I don’t know,” Kate started. “I’m pretty tired.”

Amber’s phone rang and she looked at the caller ID. “Wow, they got home pretty quickly,” she replied and answered.

“Hey, honey, it’s me,” CD said into the phone while Nate climbed on top of her. “I got your message, and that’s fine. Be sure to be home early though because I want to take you shopping for the baby tomorrow.”

Amber nodded. “Okay, I will be,” she replied. “Hey Mom?” she asked.

Nate yelled out in pleasure, and Amber grimaced. “What is it baby?” CD asked.

Amber didn’t know if she was talking to her or her dad, so she replied, “Nothin, see ya tomorrow,” and hung up the phone quickly. “Oh my gosh, get out the hose,” Amber muttered.

Snowfall

03-14-2004, 01:40 AM

Awwww, yay, that was so great! I loved it! CD and Jinny are so funny.....those poor guys. :lol: I LOVED the long post! More soon please! :D :wave:

CD DeLorenzo

03-14-2004, 03:31 AM

Originally posted by Snowfall
Awwww, yay, that was so great! I loved it! CD and Jinny are so funny.....those poor guys. :lol: I LOVED the long post! More soon please! :D :wave:

okay, I'm on a role with posting, I'm tired and I'm off to sleep, so here's sum mo...

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Of course when Amber arrived at the house the next morning CD and Nate were far from being ready to go shopping. Pissed about that Amber really grabbed the hose and made them realize she was back home again.

“What in the hell are you doing?” Nate shouted as she sprayed water all over him and CD.

“I’m trying to get the two of you to simmer down!” Amber exclaimed. “Why the hell aren’t you ready, you said to be back early!”

CD looked at the clock. “Oh my gosh, Amber, I’m so sorry, we must of overslept.”

“Overslept my ass!” she shouted. “You probably didn’t even sleep last night!”

CD blushed at that comment. “Well, we, uh, tried to, but then...”

“Save it, I’ve heard enough,” Amber muttered. “So are we going shopping, or you want me to go by myself?!”

“We’ll go sweety, let me get ready,” CD replied and got out of bed.

“Holy ****, you could put some clothes on first!” Amber yelled and turned away.

CD looked down. “Dammit, Amber, I’m sorry,” she replied and grabbed for a sheet. “I wasn’t thinking...”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever just get ready,” she said and thought about the image in her head and replied, “CD, have you gained weight?”

"Well I uhh..." CD looked down at her slightly showing belly and grinned.

"Don't call her fat!" Nate warned Amber. "You know how she gets then..."

"WHAT did you just say?!?" CD glared at Nate.

Nate swallowed. "I uhhh... just trying to save my daughter's life..."

"You called me fat you damn bastard!" CD grabbed a pillow and threw it at him.

"Oh geez no... I'll just wait in the kitchen..." Amber said and left the room again as fast as she could.

“Amber, wait!” CD called out. “I’m ignoring him, so I’ll be ready to go in a second, I promise!”

CD wrapped the sheet completely around herself, stood up, and shut the door completely so she could get dressed. She went into her closet to pick out something comfortable, when a visitor came up from behind and wrapped his arms around her.

Nate kissed her hair gently and rocked her in his arms. “Are you going to tell Amber today? I really think she needs to know.”

She nodded. “I think so, too,” she replied. “Yeah, I guess I will.”

“How will you say it?” he asked.

CD grinned. “I’ll find my own special way.”

"Oh I'm sure you will." He whispered and pulled her into a passionate kiss once more.

While Amber was waiting the phone rang and she picked up. "Amber Carrington."

"Hey Amber, it's Jin." She said “I gotta ask your mom something."

"She's busy... guess with what." Amber muttered. "And we wanted to go babyshopping today! I still need a stroller and stuff!"

"Oh really?" Jinny grinned at that. "Can I come along? Teddy is in court all day long today and it's my day off and I have nothing to do, and babyshopping sounds like a great idea!"

Amber smiled. “Sure you can come, Jin! It’ll be fun!” She looked at CD’s door. “We’re leaving as soon as I can get her ass out the door, so you have enough time to get ready and whatever and meet us here. We MIGHT be ready by then.”

Jinny laughed. “Yeah, maybe, I wouldn’t hold my breath with those two though!”

Amber smirked. “Me either,” she muttered, and they said their good-byes.

Amber banged on the bedroom door. “Mom, Jin’s coming, too, so we gotta get a move on it!”

She could hear giggling coming from the bed, and no one was paying any attention to her. “I’ll show you,” she muttered, and draped her hand over her eyes. She threw the door open and screamed, “MOM, I SAID HURRY THE HELL UP, JINNY’S COMING WITH US! SHE ALSO SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MAYBE YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FIND CLOTHES THERE THAT MIGHT FIT YOU, FATTY!” she giggled, lying to CD, hoping to piss her off enough to get out of bed and come after her.

Amber waited outside for her mom to punish her, but she never came out. “I guess it wasn’t that good of a lie,” she murmured and sat on the couch to wait and watch TV.

In the bedroom, CD was freaking out. “Nate! How did she find out?” she hissed. “I’m not that fat, am I? Oh my gosh, I bet Jinny told her! Dammit!”

"Gee CD, calm down!" Nate sighed. "I'm sure she was just teasing you, you're a very beautiful... pregnant, radiant woman." He grinned at her. "Now really, you have this wonderful glow around you..."

"Meaning I look fat." She glared at him. "I'll give ya a glow you'll never forget!"

He sighed at that. "Come on sugar, I didn't say that, stop being mad at me."

"Stop being a jerk!" She yelled, slapped him and then stormed off to get ready.

“Damn bitch,” he murmured. “I thought pregnant women were supposed to be happy all the time,” he muttered to himself and went to a mirror to inspect her damage.

CD had her clothes on, did her makeup, and put her hair back into a ponytail. She found her purse and got her car keys out. “Call the cell if you need us,” she hissed to Nate as she walked by him. “And if you do, it had better be important!” she exclaimed and shut the bedroom door behind her.

Amber looked up from the TV, just as the doorbell rang. “I’ll get it, Mom,” Amber offered.

CD nodded. “Okay, I need some milk anyway.” She went to the kitchen, and Amber answered the door. “Hey Jin!” Amber exclaimed. “We’re almost ready.”

Jin nodded. “Okay, great!”

CD came into the room where Jinny was standing. “You bitch, you told her didn’t you?!”

Jinny looked at her in surprise. “Told her what?”

CD rolled her eyes. “Like you don’t know what I’m talking about!” she shouted.

“You,” she pointed to Amber, “go to your room and do something, I gotta talk to HER for a second.”

"Okay okay..." Amber rolled her eyes and walked up to Nate who was cooling his cheek with some icecold water. "She actually HIT you?" Amber asked shocked. "What the hell did you do?"

"I didn't do anything!" Nate glared at Amber. "I tried to calm her down again after YOU called her fat, but she was convinced that I think she's fat too." He groaned.

"WHAT?" Amber couldn't believe it. "What the hell is her problem? She isn't even remotely fat!"

He sighed. “I know, she’s just a little moody lately, so try and stay on her good side.”

Amber grinned. “Yeah, I’ve noticed that, too. Look at the way she’s yelling at Jinny in there!” she laughed. “Dad, will you please go with us today, so I won’t have to be around her at all times?”

Nate smiled. “Of course, honey, if you want me to.”

She nodded. “Obviously I want my baby’s grandpa with me!”

He grinned with pride. “Okay, let me throw on some clothes, and I’ll be ready.”

He grabbed clothes from his side of the closet and threw them on over his boxers. He combed his hair and was ready to go.

Amber and Nate emerged from the bedroom to find CD and Jinny on the couch crying together. “I’m so sorry I misunderstood!” CD cried out and hugged her.

“It’s okay, anybody could’ve made that mistake!” Jinny responded.

Amber looked at Nate. “God, do we have to take them with us or can we just go separately?”

Walking up to Jinny and CD Nate laughed. “Of course I want to take them along.” Sitting down between them he forced them apart and then wrapped his arms around them as they slightly glared at him already. “Going shopping with three pretty ladies... I’m gonna feel like a superstar surrounded by groupies.”

Of course they all rolled their eyes at that. “Well daddy, I sure as hell hope you have the bank account of a superstar as well then.” Amber laughed and the others joined in.

CD kissed his cheek. “Yeah, and a Porsche or something.” She smirked.

“Not to forget his own private jet.” Jinny said ruffling through his hair. “So where do we wanna go today girls? Paris? Rome? Tokyo???”

“Sydney!” Amber exclaimed. “I’ve always wanted to go to Australia!”

“London.” Jinny grinned. “I wanna go shopping in London.”

“Ooooh!” CD smiled. “And I wanna go to Amsterdam!”

“Iceland! I wanna go riding there.” Amber announced.

“A cruise to the Bahamas!” Jinny chuckled.

“Summer, sex and sunshine on Jamaica!” CD then announced.

“Okay okay, stop it.” Nate finally cut them off and sighed because he wished he could give them all of that. He got up and walked to the door. “I’m sorry guys, but I don’t have a Porsche and not a bank account to afford all of your wishes...” He trailed off and walked to his car.

CD realized they had upset him, but they had just been joking around. She knew that even though those things would be nice, it wasn’t anything that they needed. Trying to cheer Nate up again she walked up to him and winked. “Very funny.” She leaned against his car and grinned at Amber and Jinny. “If this isn’t the coolest Porsche ever...”

Laughing Amber joined in. “Hell yeah!” Then she ran into CD and Nate’s bedroom.

“What the hell?!?” Nate frowned and looked at CD and Jinny.

Grinning Jinny held out a piece of paper and a pen. “Could I have an autograph please? I’m one of your biggest fans!”

“Yeah! Me too!” CD agreed. “Can you sign my boobs?”

“What the hell have you been smoking?” Nate asked when Amber walked out again, wearing one of his suits and a tie and had her hair back in a ponytail. He slightly had to chuckle at the sight of his pregnant daughter who apparently now fitted into his clothes.

“WE?” Amber asked as she walked up to him. “You’re the constantly high rockstar here!” She laughed.

Nate slightly cringed at that, guiltily remembering the times when he indeed was high all of the time.

CD squeezed his hand to remind him that that was in his past and didn’t matter anymore. “And we’re your groupies, remember?” She kissed his cheek.

“Oh no, not me.” Amber said. “I’m his driver. So which car would you like to take today sir?” She asked him. “The Porsche...” she pointed at his car, and then over to CD’s, “...or the limosine?”

“And I’m your biggest fan!” Jinny swooned.

Shaking his head he looked at them all again. His daughter who had dressed herself to look somewhat like a chauffeur, one of his friends who gave him puppy eyes and still held out pen and paper, wanting his signature, and his girlfriend who winked at him and wrapped her arms around him, and whispered into his ear. “Are you gonna take me to your hotelroom after the show tonight?”

‘Pregnancy hormones.’ He thought to himself. ‘I’m sure that’s what it is... they drive them all crazy!’ Before he could protest he was being dragged to the ‘Porsche’ by them and while he and CD climbed into the backseat, his ‘driver’ got behind the wheel, his ‘biggest fan’ was sitting next to her and his ‘groupie’ had her hands all over him as soon as they were sitting. That part he didn’t mind at all though and he started to make out with her in the back. “I’m starting to like my life as a rockstar.” He mumbled.

“Enjoy it while it lasts.” CD whispered.

“Yeah. You’re probably just another one hit wonder and before you know it your success has blown away and no one will remember you anymore.” Jinny said as Amber drove off towards the mall.

“Or I’ll trade my carreer for a wife and kids.” He smiled and caressed CD’s belly lovingly, still unable to believe that a little life was growing in there, a little wonder created because of their love.

Groaning CD pushed his hand away. Jinny rolled her eyes as well. Teddy kept on mentioning it all the time as well somehow. He didn’t quite propose again, but like Nate had just done, made his little comments.

“Well, that’s good because I’ll need a babysitter once this little one comes out!” Amber smiled as she touched her stomach.

Nate rolled his eyes. “Yeah, yeah, I know you will. Why do you think we kept our little CD around?” he asked and kissed her again.

She smacked his lips away. “No kiss for you!” she exclaimed and pretended to be offended. “Is that all you want me for? A lousy babysitter?” she asked Nate.

He grinned mischievously. “No, that’s not all,” he replied as he kissed her intently.

She giggled but gave in. Finally after a lot of roaming and jackets being thrown off, they came to their senses. CD grinned when they stopped and saw their distraught audience. “Well, as long as we’re clear, rocker boy,” she replied and kissed him once more, briefly on the bridge of his nose.

planet_stella

03-14-2004, 10:47 AM

OH MY!!!!! Cat's back!:D That means she can post on her wondertful fics!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!

I LOVED those long posts!!!! So,um, can we expect more anytime soon????:D

Snowfall

03-14-2004, 07:24 PM

LMAO, that was so great! :lol: Loving the long posts! Poor Nate, surrounded by 3 pregnant women....:crazy: Wish CD would say, "Yes, Nate, let's get married!" Post more soon. :D

1strunfan

03-15-2004, 11:22 AM

CAT!!! You're Back!!!!! We missed you!!!!

:bighug:

Glad to see you're still alive. Now, get back here and post more on all your fics. (Don't forget TS!) :winkgrin

candace~n~nathan

03-15-2004, 11:01 PM

here's some more! :D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amber drove them to their first store-- Baby Gap.
“I’m excited!” Jinny exclaimed. “Mag told me this place has a lot of cute stuff! I think it’s where she got some of Ben’s stuff a long time ago.”
Amber grinned. “Why are you so happy, Jin?”
Jinny frowned and realized she hadn’t told her yet and didn’t know if it was the right time. “Um, I can’t wait to get in there and buy your little baby the best gift ever!”
Amber beamed. “Aw, Jin, you don’t have to get my baby anything!”
Nate shushed her. “Of course she does! She’s your “Aunt,” of course she has to get the baby something!” he replied and murmured under his breath, “Anything to help out the Bank of Grandpa.”

They all laughed at that. "Yeah yeah, kids are expensive..." Jinny teased him and then frowned. "Uh oh."

"Uh oh?" Amber looked at her. "What now?"

"I think she just realized, just HOW expensive such a kid can be..." Nate smirked.

"Think about all the food they need... I heard they look tiny but eat tons... and of course they need plenty of diapers... ohhh and wait till they're older.. christmas presents... birthday presents... and not to mention the money they'll need for college..."

Amber gulped at that, getting scared.

Jinny just laughed. "Well Nate... I think that's enough reason to consider how many kids you make... if one..." She grinned because she was only having her one baby. "Or two... or three... I mean even if one of them is somewhat older already and all... "
“Stop making fun of me, Jinny!” Amber exclaimed.
Jinny stopped grinning and looked at Amber, confused. “Am, what are you talking about? I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about......”
“My youngest baby will be a lot older than anymore children I will ever have! I’m not planning on having sex again for a long time! What, you think my older kid will be out of place or something?!” she screamed.
Jin tried to hug her, but Amber backed away. “Get away from me!” she shouted as she tried to walk into the store.
CD got her hands on her before she went through the front door and stopped her. She turned Amber around to face her. “Hey, Miss Thing, you need to calm down!” she
exclaimed. “Honey, Jinny said that she wasn’t talking about you, she was talking about someone else!”
“Who else?” Amber snidely commented.
“Hello?!” Jinny exclaimed. “Your DAD! I was laughing at him! He already has you, a bright teenage daughter. If he ever wants anymore kids, Daddy Warbucks should be thinking about where his paycheck’s going! I was just kidding him, too, by the way,” she replied as she turned to Nate. “I don’t need two Bassos mad at me at the same time; they’re feisty sons of bitches!!”

At that Amber glared at Jinny and hugged CD. "Don't you dare call my momma a bitch again!"

CD grinned proudly and hugged her back. "I've been called worse." She laughed.

Rolling his eyes Nate spoke up again. "So are we gonna go get this shopping over with anytime soon? I want lunch!"

"Yeah me too!" All three women exclaimed at the same time and then they laughed and walked into the store.
Amber was busily dragging CD around with her, as Nate and Jinny looked at other things.
‘I’m going to need this and this...’ Jinny thought to herself, and Nate thought about what he was going to have to buy for his baby and his baby’s baby.
“Mom, isn’t this great?!” Amber exclaimed and held up a pink poofy dress. “I’ll get to dress her up like a little princess!”

CD grinned. “Yes, you can, and so can I!” CD agreed as she picked up pink overalls and a
matching pink shirt. “Okay, she’s definitely getting this,” CD replied and put it in the
cart.
“CD!” Nate exclaimed. “I thought we were just getting things the baby what she
needs right now!”
“She needs this!” CD retorted, and it stayed in the cart.
Amber and CD moved on, filling one cart and shoved it to Nate, so they could get
another one. They found a cradle, a changing table, clothes, the works for Amber’s baby
girl.
They came across the strollers. Pink ones, blue ones, single carrier, double carrier.
“Which one?” Amber asked CD.

Nate looked at all the pink stuff in the cart. "You're absolutely sure it's gonna be a girl?"

"Yeah Dad." Amber said rolling her eyes. "Do I have to whip out the ultrasound photo AGAIN to explain you what the doc said?"

"Just making sure..." Nate said and held his hands up in the air.

Meanwhile CD and Jinny had been looking at the strollers. "Hey Nate, check this out!" CD said and called him over.

"What is it?" He asked and then CD and Jinny showed him what they had found.

"These are actually single carriers, but you can attach them together so it's a double one... or triple... or how much ever you need..." Jinny said.

"We definitely need this!" CD nodded. "It's just perfect." She and Jinny had already talked about it and said that it would work great because they wanted to share a nanny anyways, and since they spent a lot of time together anyways they might as well get one that could be attached together, so that way it would be easier to have either all three babies together or just two of them if Amber's girl was with her or Jinny's baby with her
and Teddy. Amber then walked up to them and frowned. "Huh? Why do we need the attachable one? Isn't a normal one enough? I mean they're cheaper too."

"Yeah but this is just better." CD said, for a moment forgetting that Amber didn't know yet. "I mean that way we can either have all the babies together, or each of us one."

"Ooooh!" Grinning Amber nodded. "Of course! You're right!" She figured CD had decided to pull a prank on her dad again. "I mean with the twins and all..."

"Twins?" Jinny frowned.

"Yeah." Amber said. "Crap! Did I forget to tell you? During the last appointment the doc saw it... I'm having twins... one was hiding behind the other until now..." She smirked at CD, who looked as shocked as Jinny. At that Amber tried hard not to laugh because CD was playing along so well.

Nate just laughed though. "Oh come on Amber! I didn't buy it when you said you were having eight babies, I'm not gonna buy it this time either."

"I swear this time it's true!" She said. "Really!"

1strunfan

03-15-2004, 11:45 PM

Thanks for posting!!!!! Excellent job!

Snowfall

03-16-2004, 02:40 AM

LMAO, that Amber....:lol: That was so great! Can't wait til she finds out about her little sister or brother. Post more soon!

planet_stella

03-16-2004, 08:48 AM

Let Amber know about CD's baby!!!!!! She has to know!:D That was great! I can't wait for more! Post more soon!

planet_stella

03-16-2004, 08:49 AM

HA!!! :p :p :p

candace~n~nathan

03-18-2004, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by planet_stella
HA!!! :p :p :p

yeah, yeah :mad: GRRRRR!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nate just laughed though. "Oh come on Amber! I didn't buy it when you said you were
having eight babies, I'm not gonna buy it this time either."

"I swear this time it's true!" She said. "Really!"

At that moment the shop assistant returned. She had explained everything to CD and Jin earlier and then tended to another customer and now that it looked like those guys had made a decision she approached them again. "Do you want this one?" She asked.

"Yeah." They all said.

"Alright." She smiled at them. "How many do you need then?"

"Uhm..." Nate looked at Jin, CD, and then at Amber. "Four... I think."

“Dad, stop being dumb!” Amber exclaimed. “We obviously don’t need four, one will do! I was just kidding!”
Jinny grinned and turned to the saleslady. “I think we’re going to need a few more
minutes.”
She smiled and left the four people to come to a conclusion.
Nate turned to Jinny. “You want me to say it?”
She grinned. “Sure, if you want to!”
Nate nodded and looked at Amber. “Amber, honey, Jinny’s pregnant. We want an ttachment thing for her baby, too, so it can ride along with yours to the daycare.”
Amber’s eyes got big. “Wow, Jin, congratulations!” she exclaimed and gave her a hug.
“Thanks, Amber,” Jinny replied, “and that’s why I was so excited when I got here!” She turned to an empty cart. “Excuse me, I have to go fill this up really quick.”
Amber grinned and nodded. She turned to her dad. “Okay, that makes a total of two, why would we need two more?”
"Well one more..." He said and grinned.

CD grinned as well. "You remember how you said you'd be freaked out if you and I were pregnant together?"

"Uh huh." She laughed. "Hell I see whatcha mean... me and Jin is almost as creepy, eh?"
CD sighed. “You’re about as out there as your dad sometimes, Amber.”
“What?” Amber asked, confused as hell.
CD rolled her eyes. “I’m pregnant, too, honey!”
Amber’s face contorted and she turned to her dad. “Daddy, she’s teasing me, right?” she asked him, her eyes welling up in tears.
Nate hugged her. “No, sweety, I’m sorry, we’re having a baby, too. I thought you’d be happy for us!”
Amber forced a grin and pulled back. “I am happy, Dad,” she said and turned to CD. “And Mom,” she replied as she hugged her. “Congratulations.”
“Thanks, Am,” CD said but could see the pain in her eyes. “You’re not really happy are you?”
Amber smiled. “It’s scary how well you know me,” she replied.
CD smiled and nodded.
“It’s not that I’m not happy. I’m just really afraid now; I mean, now you and Daddy will have two screaming babies in the house and me to take care of. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take care of my baby, but...”
“But you’ll need help,” CD nodded. “Honey, we know that. Nate and I have talked, and this is all going to be okay.”
Amber grinned. “Ya sure?” she asked as Nate and CD nodded. “Thanks for the reassurance!” she exclaimed and hugged her parents again. She glanced at the strollers. “Why do we need four again?”
Nate rolled his eyes. “Duh, Amber, you think both of your babies want to share a seat?!”

"I was joking about the twins!" She frowned. "Because of HER" She glared at CD now. "Why the hell didn't you tell me before?"

"We didn't want to stress you out honey... I'm sorry." CD sighed and hugged her.

"How far along are you?" Amber then asked with a smile and then frowned. "Wait... is Jinny pregnant too or what or how?"

"Two months... and yes she is. About a month less than I am." She chuckled.

“Was this some kind of weird plan?” Amber asked. “This is too coincidental.” Nate laughed. “Yeah, Teddy and I got together, and we were like, ‘ hey let’s get our girls
pregnant to freak Amber out!’”
Amber slugged Nate. “Shut up!” she shouted.
CD grinned. “Hey, we’re back to normal,” she replied and laughed.
Amber smiled. “Shut up,” she said, but was kidding. She looked at Jinny who was holding a baby bouncer up, trying to figure out what it was. “Looks like someone could use some help,” she replied and pointed to Jinny.
CD laughed. “I’ll go talk to her, you two get the strollers and whatever else Amber needs.”
Nate and Amber nodded while CD went to Jinny.
“And what are you doing?” she teased her.
“I’m trying to figure out how the hell this baby carrier works! I mean, my baby would be dragging the ground!”
CD shook her head. “Honey, it’s a baby bouncer,” she announced as she stifled a giggle. “See?” she asked as she held it up correctly. “You hang it up on a door, and the baby
stands in it. It’s supposed to keep the baby entertained for like hours at a time.”
Jinny nodded. “I see,” she replied and smiled at CD, “How the hell do you know all of this?”
CD laughed. “Amber was pregnant before me! I read a lot of baby books, so I could be just as prepared as she was!”

~~~~~~~~
that should be enough for now! :D :)

1strunfan

03-18-2004, 09:08 PM

Thank you for finally posting!!! Where have you been??? Get back here and post more. PLEASE???

candace~n~nathan

03-18-2004, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by 1strunfan
Thank you for finally posting!!! Where have you been??? Get back here and post more. PLEASE???

WELL, i've been..............right here and just forgot to post on that one, lol

Snowfall

03-19-2004, 01:55 AM

Awww, that was so great! Poor Amber....that does have to be a little weird that your parents are having a baby the same time you are....:lol: . Post more soon!

candace~n~nathan

03-19-2004, 09:04 PM

CD shook her head. “Honey, it’s a baby bouncer,” she announced as she stifled a giggle. “See?” she asked as she held it up correctly. “You hang it up on a door, and the baby
stands in it. It’s supposed to keep the baby entertained for like hours at a time.”

Jinny nodded. “I see,” she replied and smiled at CD, “How the hell do you know all of this?”

CD laughed. “Amber was pregnant before me! I read a lot of baby books, so I could be just as prepared as she was!”

"Ooooh, I see." Jinny laughed and looked at the thing in hear hands again. "This is weird..." She put it away and looked around some more. "So did you tell Amber?"

"Yeah." CD laughed. "The poor girl was convinced Nate and Teddy knocked us up as part of a weird conspiracy to freak her out."

Jinny laughed at that but then frowned. "Ya know... sometimes I wonder if Teddy did it on purpose somehow... he keeps on making these comments all the time..." She said and rolled her eyes. "Like the other day, we were watching TV, one of those 'guy meets girl, things are complicated, in the end guy and girl get married' movies, ya know?" She said as they strolled around through the store, looking at things here and there.

"Yeah, I know those." CD said.

"Yeah well, after the movie Teddy was all like "Wasn't that a perfect ending? If only real life had happy ends like that...' and then he gave me this look..." Jinny said and rolled her eyes.

CD rolled her eyes as well. “Yeah, I know exactly what you mean! If I hear one more reference to marriage from that Nate, I swear I’m gonna kill him!” she exclaimed
and groaned, “Ya know what he made me watch the other day?”

Jinny shook her head. “No, what?”

“Well, we had the day off, and he was like, ‘I know what we can do!’, so I was like, ‘Nate, we’ve had too much sex today the way it is!’”

Jinny laughed.

“And then he told me that it wasn’t that and turned on the tv. He turned it to Lifetime, and we watched a marathon on like marriage movies and ****. It lasted ALL DAY, Jin!!”

Jinny laughed again. “Aw, I’m sorry, CD, that must have been torture!”

CD nodded. “You have no idea!”

Jinny grinned. “Yeah, we need to get them back for doing this to us!”

CD smirked. “Ya got that right! Have any ideas?”

"As a matter of fact... I do!" Jinny grinned and led CD to one of the changing rooms. She looked to both sides to check if Amber and Nate were still busy and when they were she pulled CD in there with her. "Alright, listen..." She smirked. "I mean, they wanna get married no matter what, right?"

CD nodded at that. "Yeah, it's insane."

"Have you ever really thought about that? I mean apparently that's their biggest wish at
the moment, so why don't we just make it come true?" A devilish grin was curving Jinny's
lips.

"What?" CD asked shocked.

Jinny laughed and leaned closer to whisper something into her ear. After that CD was laughing as well and nodded. "Oh my god yeah! Jin you're right! We just have to do that!"

"See, I told ya!" Jin smirked. "Holy matrimony can be fun after all..."

"Oh I can't wait!" CD grinned. "When are we gonna ask them?"

"How about this weekend?" Jinny grinned. "I can't wait to see Teddy's face!"

Snowfall

03-20-2004, 01:36 AM

Awwww, yeah, ALL RIGHT!!!!! :D :D CD and Jinny are going to ask the guys to marry them! WAHOO!!!!!! I can't wait to see this. Post more ASAP!

candace~n~nathan

03-22-2004, 11:03 PM

"How about this weekend?" Jinny grinned. "I can't wait to see Teddy's face!"

"Oh me neither!" CD giggled. "Nate will be so shocked!"

At that moment they heard his voice. "CD, Jin? You there somewhere?" He was calling out.

They winked at each other and walked out again together, grinning broadly.

Nate frowned and blinked at them. "What the hell were you doing in there together?"

CD winked at him and whispered into his ear seductively, “Wouldn’t you like to know?”

With that, CD walked away to go find Amber, and Jinny grinned to Nate and followed CD.

Nate just shook his head. “I don’t even want to know,” he murmured but couldn’t wait till he saw Teddy to discuss more of this weird behavior.

CD and Jinny found Amber at the check out counter. “Dad gave me his checkbook!” Amber exclaimed.

CD groaned when she saw the front of it. “That’s my checkbook!” she retorted.

Amber’s face turned grim. “Oh, I’m sorry, do you want me to still use it?”

CD shook her head. “No, you can’t, I thought you were buying this stuff today, and I was buying mine and that outfit I bought your baby.”

Amber frowned. “Oh, well, I don’t have any money. I have like $30 at home I’ll give you as soon we get back, but....”

“Well, if you don’t have any with you, you’re going to have put all of that back! You can’t steal it, I’d have to arrest you,” CD teased her.

“But Mom!” Amber shouted. “Mommy, you said you would pay for it, that I didn’t need to get a job! Now what am I going to do?” she screamed as she slammed her cart away to put all of her purchases back.

Jinny laughed. “Wow, we’re going to act like in a couple of months!” she said and giggled some more.

CD shook her head and followed Amber.

“What are you talking about, you already act like that!” Nate exclaimed.

“Shut up, ass!” Jinny shouted as she decided to pay for her stuff while CD talked to Amber.

“Honey, I was obviously kidding! You can’t take everything I say seriously, I thought you knew that! If that’s my checkbook, then I’m paying for it. We’ll just make your dad buy us something else later on, okay?”

Amber grinned and nodded. “I feel like such an jerk,” she replied.

CD smiled. “Well, you should because that’s how you acted, but I still love you, so can we please get in line and buy this stuff? I’m starving!”

Amber laughed. “Yeah me, too,” she said as she wheeled her cart behind her dad who was paying for the strollers. “Hey, Mom, can I order one of everything from the menu?” she pleaded.

CD rolled her eyes. “No, honey, I’m sorry not this time.”

Amber nodded but thought in her head, ‘Good thing she told me not to take everything she says seriously.’

CD and Jinny continued to grin at each other for the rest of the day while they had a lot of lunch and finished their shopping, getting everything they thought they needed.

When they got home that evening at first they helped Jinny get all her stuff into her appartment, where Teddy was waiting for her already. When he saw everything he gasped. "Oh my god, what's all of this?"

"Baby stuff" They said in unision and she grinned goofily.

"Awww!" He exclaimed and kissed Jinny. "Hey baby, I rented a movie for tonight." He then looked at the others and held up 'The wedding planner' "You guys wanna watch too? I also got this one." He then held up 'American Wedding'.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

03-23-2004, 12:35 AM

LOL I want more!!

Snowfall

03-23-2004, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
LOL I want more!!

Me too! This is so great! :D

1strunfan

03-23-2004, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
LOL I want more!!

Yeah! Me too, too. (oh wait, I guess I should re-phrase)

Yeah! Me three!!!!:winkgrin

Lisa,
Tell Cat to get herself back here and post more. I'm dying over here.

candace~n~nathan

03-24-2004, 11:48 AM

When they got home that evening at first they helped Jinny get all her stuff into her appartment, where Teddy was waiting for her already. When he saw everything he gasped. "Oh my god, what's all of this?"

"Baby stuff" They said in unision and she grinned goofily.

"Awww!" He exclaimed and kissed Jinny. "Hey baby, I rented a movie for tonight." He then looked at the others and held up 'The wedding planner' "You guys wanna watch too? I also got this one." He then held up 'American Wedding'.

"Oh hey those are..." Amber started when CD and Jinny started to throw a fit “Like hell I'm gonna stay to watch that crap! What the hell do you think I am?" CD yelled and stormed off.

"Oh exactly!" Jinny agreed! "You have the worst taste in movies, and I swear if I'm gonna hear the word 'wedding' or 'marriage' one more time from you I'm gonna personally castrate you and give you concrete shoes and feed the fish with your remaints!" She yelled and followed after CD.

".... funny..." Amber finished her sentence, watching after the two women. "I guess they don't like them..."
Nate shrugged. “Oh well, I guess the three of us can watch them!” Nate exclaimed.
“Yeah, you and I can take pointers!” Teddy said to Nate, and he nodded.
Amber shook her head. “You guys are weird,” she replied as she put in American Wedding. “At least I’ll have something to laugh at besides the two of you at your little tea
party,” she said as she helped herself to a drink and a bag of Doritos before she sat down in Teddy’s favorite recliner.

“Wow, she’s a piece of work, isn’t she?” Teddy asked Nate.

Nate laughed. “Look at that mom she lives with!” he exclaimed, and the two of them laughed, while Amber shushed them.

Amber tried to get engrossed in the movie, it being one of her favorites, but Nate and Teddy kept talking and pausing it to write down ways to get their girlfriends to be their wives, using key phrases and schemes like the characters did.

“I can’t wait for the Wedding Planner; it’ll have a lot of ideas!” Nate exclaimed. “Plus that J Lo is hot!!”

“Right on!” Teddy said, and they gave each other a high five.

“Guys, be quiet!” Amber shouted.

They nodded and became quiet. However, in the next few minutes Nate and Teddy paused the movie 6 times.

“That’s it!” Amber screamed and pulled out a cellphone. “I can’t take this anymore! I’m trying to watch a damn movie here, not watch you guys write down pick up lines and ways to please your women! And since they’re my MOM and AUNT, that’s a little gross for me!!” She dialed the phone.

“Who are you calling?” Nate asked.

“I’m calling Sarah to make sure she’s at home, and I’m totally staying over there for awhile!”

Sarah was there, so Amber vanished as fast as she could from Teddy’s place.

Teddy sighed and looked at his notes. "Do you think she's right? I mean no matter what I do... you saw how Jinny blew off at me, and that was still harmless..."

"Yeah CD's the same." Nate sighed and crumpled his piece of paper. "Damn, I guess it's just not meant to be or something." He sighed and tossed the paper away.

"I guess you're right." Teddy sighed and switched the TV off defeated. "What are we gonna do now?"

Nate shrugged. "Wanna grab a bottle of wine or something?"

"Good plan." Teddy agreed, threw his paper away again too and they left together, bought some expensive red wine and headed back to Teddy's place.

They opened the bottle and drank a glass, neither of them saying anything for a while. When they had their second refill Nate spoke up again. "Ya know what? We're probably better off like this!"

"Huh?" Teddy looked at him.

"Yeah, I mean, look at them... they keep on bitching around..." He said.

",,, and ordering us around..." Teddy continued and clinked his glass against Nate's. "Constantly everything is our fault, but we don't even do anything!"

"Exactly man..." Nate growled. "So why the hell do we wanna give up our bachelor status and join matrimony hell?"

"We're insane... there's no reason to get married!" Teddy agreed.

"Exactly!" Nate clinked his glass against Teddy's now.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:wave:

Snowfall

03-25-2004, 01:57 AM

Awww, that was so great! I loved it. Post more soon! :D

1strunfan

03-25-2004, 10:48 AM

Great job! The girls really do need to chill out a little. Sheesh!
Now, get back and post more.....soon!

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

03-25-2004, 11:57 PM

I LOVE IT!! I NEED MORE!! I WANT MORE!! I DESERVE MORE!! Hehe..does that tell ya anything? :D:D

Btw, sorry I didn't reply sooner. Now u reply! lol

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

03-25-2004, 11:58 PM

New page!!!! NOW I DEF GET MORE!! NOW!!!!

*smiles sweetly* I mean when you get the chance:D

candace~n~nathan

03-26-2004, 12:05 AM

heeeeeeere's more:

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"Exactly!" Nate clinked his glass against Teddy's now. "Actually I have been married before. It wasn't great at all."

"You never told me!" Teddy exclaimed and Nate started to tell him everything about his first marriage. They both agreed that with CD and Jinny things would be a LOT different
though, but since they were looking for points on their 'contra marriage' list now they took hints and pointers from Nate's first marriage and stuff from TV as well.

"Ya know?" Teddy was slurring his words by now. "I don't ever wanna get married!"

"Uh huh!" Nate nodded, as inhebriated as his pal. "Marriage is the worst thing ever."

Teddy then grinned at him. "Let's make a pact!"

"Yeah!" Nate already loved that idea.

"We both never ever get married! Not to CD and Jin and let alone to anyone else! Never
ever man!" He said all seriously.

"Never ever!" Nate shook his hand, they hugged and empried the rest of that wine
together.

On the other side of town, Jin and CD were busy emptying things of their own.
“This is the best combination ever, CD!” Jinny exclaimed as she ate her rocky
road ice cream covered in tomato sauce and barbecued chicken.
“I know! Having Amber pregnant before us is awesome! Now we can have all of
her great recipes!”
Jinny nodded as she continued to chow down.
“Mine’s missing something though,” CD announced.
“What?” Jinny asked her.
“I don’t know,” CD pondered as she wandered through her cabinets. She found
what she was looking for. “Actually, it was missing two things,” she replied as she
sprinkled lemon pepper and cut up some radishes for her it. She tasted it. “Oh yeah, much better.”
Jinny grinned. “Can I have some, too?”
“Of course!” CD exclaimed and added the flavoring to Jinny’s ice cream, and the two of them picked up the rest of their food (Doritos with whipped cream, a spinach and
cool whip mixture, and some drinks) and headed for the living room.
“Alright, so should we make a plan?” Jinny asked as she sat down on the couch right beside CD.
CD nodded. “Yeah, it’ll work best if we’re prepared,” CD announced and got out some paper. “Okay, so how do you think we should do it? And where?” CD smirked devilishly. “Like should we be out on a romantic date or just at home with some sexy
lingerie on, having them eat their heart out?”

CD grinned. "Hell why not both of that? First we take them out, then we take them home... and then we take them, period." She laughed.

"That part is what I like best so far!" Jinny agreed and looked at her bowl. "You don't happen to have some spray cheese, do ya?"

"Ohhh!" CD grinned. "I think I do! And Marshmallows!"

"Yeah baby!" Jinny exclaimed and they went to get even more stuff from the kitchen.

A couple of hours later Amber walked in and saw Jinny and CD asleep arm in arm, the table in front of them filled with various empty bags, cartons, bottles, tubes and whatever else had once contained some sort of food.

Chuckling she got a blanket and put it over them. "Sometimes I wonder who's together here... mom with Jin and Daddy with Teddy..." She jokingly whispered. But she actually was glad that the four of them were such great friends, well actually the whole gang, it was like a real big family, she had her Aunt Jinny, Aunt Kate, and Raina who was a lot like a crazy older sister to her, Sarah and she pretty much had 'adopted' Ben as their little
brother too. After all it wasn't his fault that his mother was such a worthless whore. But right now she had to grin at how cute CD and Jin were sleeping there. She got her camera and took a picture of them and then went to bed herself.

Snowfall

03-26-2004, 02:11 AM

Awwww, that was so fantastic! The guys were so funny, and Jinny and CD's food made me want to be sick.....LOL. Post more soon on this great fic! :D

1strunfan

03-26-2004, 10:59 AM

alright!! keep it coming

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

03-27-2004, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by 1strunfan
alright!! keep it coming

Definately!!

candace~n~nathan

03-30-2004, 11:01 PM

geez, u guys are gonna have to remind me!! i forgot about posting on this! lol

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Saturday morning had arrived, and Nate and Teddy had slept off their hangovers and were refreshed when they entered Nate’s house looking for their women. They couldn’t wait to show off their new pact, while disguising it.

They walked into the kitchen to see if the girls were in there eating breakfast, but they weren’t. They walked through the hallway and saw them asleep with their arms around each other.

“Man, they’re getting a helluva lot more action than we are!” Nate exclaimed, and Teddy laughed.

That familiar sound woke up Jinny, and CD stirred.

“Wake up sleepy heads!” Nate shouted as he shook CD, and Teddy did the same to Jinny.

The sudden motion caused the girls to wake up immediately and start shouting profanity.

“You mother ****ing *******, I’m never talking to your punk ass again!” CD shouted as she ran off in one direction.

“You ****er, I hope you rot in flaming hell!” Jinny screamed at Teddy as she ran in another direction.

A minute later the guys heard CD throwing up in the kitchen sink, and Jinny was hurling in the closest bathroom.

Teddy and Nate grimaced. “Sick,” Nate replied, and Teddy nodded.

“Must have been all of that food, those hogs! They even put us to shame!”

"Oh geez, yeah." Nate sighed and started to clean up. "I think they ate everything nutricious we had bought for the next few months."

"No surprise." Teddy muttered, helping him. "Jin is stuffing her face all the time... and whenever her pastry is empty she starts coming on to me and is all like 'Come on baby, let's go to your place...' and of course I agree... but once we're there... you think I'd get laid? No! All she does is eat! Until there's no more left. And then she leaves to go grocery shopping. Man, I'm telling ya, I'm so glad we made that pact!" He said.

"Oh yeah, me too." Nate nodded and they took the trash out together.

Jinny and CD returned and looked around the clean livingroom. "Weren't the guys here?" Jinny asked.

"Yeah... they were being pricks again and now they're gone I guess..." CD shrugged.

"Oh well...." Jinny looked at her. "Dude, I'm starving! I want breakfast!"

“Me, too!” CD exclaimed. “So let’s find them!”

Jinny looked at her, confused. “Why, I thought we just called them pricks and we don’t need em?”

CD smirked. “Yeah, they are pricks, but we can use that and the fact that we’re women to our advantage.” She paused and grinned devilishly. “You feel like cooking?”

Jinny shook her head. “No, not really.”

“Good, me neither,” CD replied. “Let’s find those two and convince them that’s what we need. In return we’ll promise them a little something,” she winked.

Jinny groaned. “God, I don’t want to do that right now!”

CD laughed. “We won’t, we’ll just tell them we’ll give em a good time if they cook for us! After they don’t, sucks to be them, and we’ll go do something together.”

Jinny laughed. “Sounds like a plan to me,” she replied, and they went to find the guys.

Snowfall

03-31-2004, 01:48 AM

Eh, CD and Jin are being so mean to their guys! Poor Nate and Teddy. :( Now they're going to go to all the effort of cooking and not even get any action out of it.... ;) Post more soon!

1strunfan

03-31-2004, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by Snowfall
Eh, CD and Jin are being so mean to their guys! Poor Nate and Teddy. :( Now they're going to go to all the effort of cooking and not even get any action out of it.... ;) Post more soon!

Yeah, poor guys. I'll be glad when Jin and CD are over their mood swings. Sheesh!

candace~n~nathan

04-03-2004, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by 1strunfan
Yeah, poor guys. I'll be glad when Jin and CD are over their mood swings. Sheesh!

LMAO, if ur waiting for THAT, then I'd suggest not reading this fic.........lol ;) j/j j/j!!! PLEEEEEASE keep reading!! HERE'S MORE!! :)

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They found them outside, looking through the garden. "Hey, what's going on here?" CD asked because it seemed like they were in a serious discussion about something.

Then Teddy grinned and grabbed Jinny by the waist and pointed at the house next to CD and Nate's. "Baby look at that!"

Jinny gasped in shock. "Oh my god Teddy!" She exclaimed. "THERE'S A HOUSE!!!!! With a roof and windows! Wow!"

She and CD laughed and the guys groaned. "Look at THAT!" Teddy said and pointed a little sign in front of the house that said 'For Sale'.

“So CD and Nate will have new neighbors, it’s not that big of a deal, honey,” Jinny replied and shook her head at CD.

Teddy sighed. “Jin, come on! I meant that WE could buy that! We could raise our family here! Wouldn’t that be great?!”

She nodded. “Sure, whatever, I have something else very important to ask you though.”

He looked at her, concerned. “Okay, what is it? Is it the baby?”

She nodded sadly. “Yes, and it’s about CD’s baby, too.”

Nate glanced at CD and walked to her. “Honey, what is it?”

CD winked at Jinny and led Nate back into the house. “Baby, I want you,” she whispered into his ear and gently kissed it.

He moaned at her touch and kissed her lips. “You do, huh?” he smirked and put his arms around her. “Well, okay, but what does this have to do with the baby?”

She kissed him again. “I don’t think I could last very long.”

“Why not, honey?” Nate asked. “And I don’t think I fully understand.”

“The baby’s making me really hungry; I thought if you could get some breakfast going.....”

“Then we can have sex?” Nate asked excitedly.

CD nodded flirtatiously. “Uh huh, right after breakfast.”

“Ok!” Nate exclaimed, and they walked into the kitchen.

Teddy and Jinny walked hand in hand through the back door, heading for the kitchen as well. “So they said we could borrow a room after breakfast?” Teddy asked Jinny again to make
sure he was hearing straight.

She nodded and kissed him. “Yeah, but baby, I think I won’t have enough energy for making breakfast AND making love all in the same morning,” Jinny whined as they saw CD and Nate in the kitchen. Nate was cooking, and CD was swinging her feet off of
the counter she was sitting on.

“Look,” Teddy replied and pointed at Nate. “Him and I will take care of you, and you can go have a seat with CD and save your energy!” he exclaimed, thinking he’d found the perfect solution.

She nodded. “What a great idea, I wish I would’ve thought of that!”

“And we’ll talk about looking at the house?” Teddy begged.

“Right after our rendezvous,” Jinny nodded and winked while she joined CD on the counter.
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Snowfall

04-03-2004, 02:13 AM

LMAO! That was so cute! I can so picture CD sitting on the counter, swinging her legs while Nate makes breakfast! :lol: Post more soon!

1strunfan

04-05-2004, 09:34 AM

How sweet! The guys are making breakfast. Of couse, they didn't really have a choice, now did they!:winkgrin

planet_stella

04-05-2004, 02:35 PM

That was SO cute!!! So will you post more now?! I'm replying again! So i deserve more!!!!:D

candace~n~nathan

04-06-2004, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by planet_stella
That was SO cute!!! So will you post more now?! I'm replying again! So i deserve more!!!!:D

b/c of that HOTTTTTTT avator, of COURSE i'll post more!! :)

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Jinny winked at CD as she sat down next to her. They snickered and the guys turned to look at them and then they winked at the guys.

Teddy and Nate looked at each other and shrugged, figuring they were incredibly horny... While they continued to make breakfast Teddy smiled and spoke up again. "That's gonna be so great!" He exclaimed. "Nate and me figured it all out already."

"Figured out what?" Both CD and Jinny said in unision.

"Well the house!" Nate said. "First of all, of course we'll have to help them renovate like they helped us here too." He grinned. "Well not the two of you... you have to take it easy
with the babies and stuff."

That made them groan of course, but they knew that if they wanted to keep on using their pregnancies to get their ways they had to play along with the 'take it easy cuz you're pregnant' lines.

"Yeah." Teddy grinned. "And then we're gonna build a hallway between the two hoses so they connect to one another!" He exclaimed happily. "And in the yards, well we'll get rid of that damn fence there, and then we'll build a pool in the middle. Isn't that a great plan?"

Jinny and CD looked at each other. As much as they liked the way that sounded, they wondered if they hadn't put their expectations too high. "Well I think we definitely also need our private helo launch pad." CD added.

"Oh yeah." Jinny nodded in agreement. "Maybe right on top of the poolhouse?"

"Oh that sounds just perfect." CD nodded.

"Wait what?" Now Teddy was shocked, cause they sounded so serious about it. "What poolhouse?" Nate asked as shocked.

"Well if we're gonna have a pool, we're gonna need a poolhouse." Jinny stated.

"With the helocopter pad on top of it." CD nodded again.

“What the hell?” Nate exploded. “I’m not made of money, woman! I’ve bought this damn house, and Teddy and I want to expand a little, but come on! We can’t have that kind of stuff!”

“Excuse me, who’s paying for this house?” CD exasperated. “I believe it’s a little thing I’d like to call 50-50, you ass!”

“You’d give me a poolhouse, wouldn’t you, Teddy?” Jinny asked.

“Honey, I can’t afford that!” he exclaimed. “I have to pay for a baby and hopefully a mortgage and......”

“So you can’t spare any for me then, can you?” Jinny spat out.

“Yeah, he’s just like this jerk!” CD shouted and hit Nate.

“CD, I have to pay for TWO babies, my other daughter, and take care of you! I can’t get you those things, it’s not logical!” Nate tried to explain.

“I can take care of myself then!” CD shouted. “Who needs ya?” she yelled in his face as she jumped off the counter, along with Jinny, picked the food the two guys had made, and left the room with every morsel of it.

They locked themselves into CD and Nate's bedroom and started to much. "So, seriously..." CD started. "What do you think about their latest brainfart?"

Jinny chuckled as she practically swallowed a whole waffle down. "That house IS nice... and I like the pool idea... I'm just not sure if we can afford that stuff ya know? Especially with the baby and all. I mean we were joking, but those guys are making serious plans there."

"Yeah, really. I mean I'd say, go for it, buy that house, of course we'll all help again and stuff... but we should probably wait a while before we make any plans on expanding."

"Yeah exactly." Jinny nodded.

Then they sighed because actually they wanted the same that they guys wanted but they tried to be sensible.
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Snowfall

04-07-2004, 01:29 AM

That was soooo funny and great! Poor Nate and Teddy......the girls are going to drive them insane long before those babies are born! Post more soon!

planet_stella

04-07-2004, 02:07 PM

LOL That was hilarious!!!:lol: Poor guys.....CD and Jinny are nuts. lol Post more!!!!! SOON!:D

planet_stella

04-07-2004, 02:08 PM

HA!!! A new page!!!!!!!!!

party: party: party: party: party:

candace~n~nathan

04-09-2004, 09:19 PM

Meanwhile Teddy and Nate where cleaning the kitchen again since there was nothing else to do, and because they obviously wouldn't get laid now. "What the hell is their problem?" Teddy asked Nate. "I mean come on, we're making nice plans here because we wanna give them a great life, but they keep on wanting more and more and more!"

"You think they were serious?" Nate asked. "Why in the world would we need a helo pad?"

“Why in the hell are they crazy? Why in the hell do we stay? And when in the hell did we start wearing the aprons around here, and they started wearing the pants?” Teddy
asked, and Nate laughed.

“I think that’s how it’s always been, we’re just now figuring it out though.”

Teddy nodded. “So now what do we do?”

“Make more food and bring it upstairs as a truce? Maybe we’d even get some of it!”

Teddy laughed. “Yeah, let’s try it at least,” he replied as they used the pans they hadn’t washed yet and cooked some scrambled eggs and cheese, along with some pancakes. They took it upstairs and knocked lightly on the Nate’s bedroom door.

“Who is it?” CD snarled.

“It’s room service,” Nate sweetly commented.

“What?” Jinny sneered.

“We brought more food as a truce, if we can have some too!”

“Yum!” Jin and CD yelled at the same time and raced to the door to let them in.

They grabbed 3/4 of the food off of the plate, but kindly made room on the bed for the guys.

“Here, have a seat,” CD mumbled to Nate while food fell out of her mouth

“Uh, thanks, I think,” Nate replied and took a seat before she changed her mind. He also grabbed some food before she ate all of it.

They ate in silence for a while and then Jinny spoke up first. "Teddy?"

"Yeah?" He smiled at her and kissed her cheek.

"CD and I talked about the whole 'buy a house' thing..." She filled her mouth with more of
that food.

The guys started to grin, hoping again. "And?" Teddy smiled at her.

"Well, we should check into that house thing..." Jinny smiled at him.

"... but let's take it easy on the expanding, okay?" CD finished for her.

"Okay!" They both exclaimed happily and kissed them.

CD and Jinny pushed them away though because there still was food left.

A couple of hours later the door opened and Amber and Sarah walked in. "Anybody
here?" Amber called out but they didn't hear anything.

Giggling Sarah looked over at her friend. "They probably reconciled..."

"Yeah, I don't doubt it." Amber smiled and they went upstairs and Amber walked into their bedroom and then both of them screamed, shocked, when they saw not what they expected not CD and Nate, naked, making out, but instead, CD and Nate, fully clothed, kissing passionately, and on the bed right next to them, Jinny and Teddy, kissing as passionately.

"SICK!" Amber yelled and stormed out. "Damn I really didn't need to know that they're having foursomes!"

Sarah laughed. "Well at least they were still dressed..."

CD looked up from the scream and immediately pulled the covers up out of habit.

“Amber, what are you doing?” she asked.

“You’re not naked, honey, you can put the covers back down,” Nate whispered softly in her ear.

Snowfall

04-10-2004, 08:50 PM

LMAO! That last line was so freakin' hilarious!!! :lol: I can just imagine CD and Jinny stuffing that food down.....:lol: CD has to be pretty hungry to prefer food over kissing Nate! ;) Post more soon!

candace~n~nathan

04-12-2004, 02:25 AM

CD looked up from the scream and immediately pulled the covers up out of habit.
“Amber, what are you doing?” she asked.
“You’re not naked, honey, you can put the covers back down,” Nate whispered
softly in her ear.
CD blushed and did so.
“Uh, Sarah and I didn’t know where you were, so we figured you’d be where you usually
were. But SICK! Why are all four of you in bed together?”
Teddy and Jinny laughed nervously.
“Would you believe breakfast in bed?” Jinny asked.
Amber groaned. “Hell no I wouldn’t believe it, unless you told me that you were
having each other for breakfast!”
Jinny laughed. “Weeeell,” she started and the other three laughed.
“You want to join us?” Nate asked.
“WHAT?!” Sarah and Amber shouted simultaneously.
CD giggled. “He means in eating breakfast, girls!” she exclaimed.
The four of them got up and Amber and Sarah laughed as they saw they had actually been
lying on their plates. "Am I really related to THAT?" Amber asked her friend, pointing at
the four of them.

"Uh huh." Sarah nodded and then went to hug CD. "Congrats for the baby!" She grinned
and then let go of CD again to wipe a sticky substance that looked like syrup off at her
pants.
"Thanks." CD smiled and blushed. "I uhhhh... I guess we could all use a shower, huh?"
Amber rolled her eyes. “Yeah, you’d like that, wouldn’t ya?” she muttered.
Nate laughed. “She knows us too well.”
Sarah nodded. “Nate, I even know you too well!”
Teddy and Jinny laughed.
“Hey, Amber, how would you like an aunt of yours to live right next door to
you?” Teddy asked.
“WHAT?!” Amber exclaimed. “She’s coming? Aunt Lacy is coming?! Oh my
gosh, Daddy, hide me!” She shouted and tucked behind Nate.
At that Sarah burst out laughing.

"Hey that isn't funny!" Amber pouted from behind her daddy. "That woman is a mean
bitch!"

"It's not that." Sarah regained her composure. "I know you have the freakiest family
ever..." She gave Nate and CD a look and giggled. "I'm just cracking up cuz of my Aunt
Cagney..."

That got laughter out of all of them except Amber. "Well that'd be funny if that damn
bitch wasn't moving here..." She sniffed.
Jinny looked at the teenager strangely. “Honey, I think he meant me.”
Amber peeked out. “YOU?” she asked. “Wow, that would be great!” she
proclaimed as she came out and gave her a huge hug. “All of our babies could play
together!”
Jinny nodded. “Well, it’s not definite or anything.”
“Close enough!” Teddy announced.
"Oh that's amazing!" Amber grinned and high-fived Jinny. "Ohhh and that reminds me...
Sarah's parents are going on vacation for a couple of months... they wanna sail through
the carribean with their boat... and Sarah doesn't wanna stay at home alone...."

CD smiled and looked at Nate. "Go help them get Sarah's stuff outta the car."

Sarah and Amber looked at CD shocked. "How'd ya know that?!?" Amber asked.

CD smirked and touched Amber's forehead with her finger. "I can read that little mind of
yours like an open book." She laughed and winked at Sarah. "And I know that the two of
you are always up to SOMETHING..."

Sarah giggled. "Yeah like you and Jin aren't!"

"Us? Never!" Jinny exclaimed and nervously grinned at Teddy who frowned in return.

"Uh oh..." Nate muttered. "That means trouble."
******
all for now, sorry don't feel like changing the spacing....

1strunfan

04-12-2004, 09:51 AM

Wonderful job, as ususal. I can't believe it, two posts to get caught up on. That's just great!!!:)

Snowfall

04-13-2004, 01:11 AM

That was so great! I can just imagine the crowd in Nate and CD's bedroom.....must be getting pretty packed in there! :lol: Post more soon!

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

04-13-2004, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by Snowfall
That was so great! I can just imagine the crowd in Nate and CD's bedroom.....must be getting pretty packed in there! :lol: Post more soon!

LMAO yeah definitly! Post more. :D

planet_stella

04-13-2004, 03:14 PM

That was great!!! And hilarious!!! LOL Post more soon!

candace~n~nathan

04-14-2004, 08:39 AM

Teddy nodded. “Jin, what’s going on?”

She kissed him to try and get his mind on something else. “Nothing, honey,” she murmured and kissed him again.

He soon forgot, and they had laid back down on the bed, making out.

“So your neighbors are going to act just like your parents?” Sarah joked.

Amber rolled her eyes. “Not GOING to, ALREADY do,” she replied.

CD smiled and led the girls out of the room, and she shoved Nate in front of them to go get the bags. The three girls sat in the living room, getting ready to watch a movie, when Amber asked CD, “Mom, isn’t it kind of sick that we just left those two in your
room on your bed to have sex?”

"Good point." CD said and got up. "I'll tell them to go to your room..."

"NOOOOO!" Amber held her back and Sarah laughed.

At that moment Nate walked in again, carring five suitcases. "What the hell did you pack into those? Stones?"

Sarah laughed. "Just the necessities."

"You're necessities are damn heavy..." He muttered.

"Do you want me to help you sweetheart?" CD smiled at him.

"Yeah." He said and then realized. "NO! Don't you DARE lift any of that!." He grinned and put the suitcases into Amber's room and walked back out again and kissed CD's belly. "You gotta take care of my little one in here."

Amber sniffed dramatically loud at that, so everybody turned to her.

"What?" Nate asked.

"My baby feels neglected!" She sniffed again.

Nate’s bottom lip dropped, and he ran to his daughter. “Aw, baby, it’s okay,” he replied and kissed Amber’s belly as well.

CD came up behind him and smooched the other side of Amber’s baby. “We can’t have any neglect in this house, unless it’s towards Grandpa,” she replied seriously to the baby as she talked to it.

He shoved her. “Shut up, CD,” he teased.

“Hey, watch it! Don’t you be hurting my baby!” she replied.

“Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry!” he exclaimed and kissed her belly again, but then went back to Amber’s, so she wouldn’t feel left out.

Sarah shook her head and went back to sit on the couch. “Guys, a movie’s coming on if you want to watch it!”

The three of them turned their focus on the TV and sat down. “What is it?” Nate asked.

“Runaway Bride!” Amber exclaimed as she read the info. “I love this movie!”

CD groaned. “Don’t make me watch!” Nate grinned and put his arm around her. “Oh, you know you want to!”

She rolled her eyes but glanced over at Amber, who had the puppy dog eyes working. “Fine,” she grumbled, and continued to sit.

They watched movies and relaxed all day. Teddy and Jinny came down in the afternoon, grinning from ear to ear, and they also joined the movie party.

Later in the afternoon CD and Nate's neighbors dropped by to tell them the news about the house. They had decided to move to Florida now that they both were retired. Teddy and Jinny figured what the hell and told them that they were interested. And since the couple really liked them, and agreed that it would be a great idea to have the friends live together like that, Jinny and Teddy had bought a house before they really had the chance
to realize it. Of course they celebrated that until late at night, when the exhausted Isaaks went over to their house again to spend their last night in their old home. Jinny and Teddy at some time had disappeared again. So when CD and Nate wanted to go sleep they collected their friends clothes from every nook of the hallway and tossed them on a pile in front of their own bedroom and then slept... well spent the night in the guest bedroom.

Amber got up the next morning before anyone else because she wasn’t feeling well because of the morning sickness, and she just wanted to be held by her mom. She walked quickly into her parents’ bedroom, stepping over the random stack of clothes outside the door, and stood over the slumbering bodies. They were both under the sheets, snoring lightly, so Amber went to her mom’s side of the bed and shook her. “Mommy, wake up,”
she whispered, careful not to wake Nate. “I need you, Mom.”

The body stirred but didn’t come out of the sheets.
Amber tried again. “Mom,” she replied with a little more audacity. “Mom, I don’t feel good!”

Still nothing.

Amber had enough of waiting patiently and did only what she could think of. She jumped on top of her mom and shouted, “Mom, I feel sick!” she exclaimed, shaking the body, trying to get her awake.

Teddy jumped out from underneath the covers because the body had been thrown so roughly on top of him. “What the hell?!” he exclaimed as Amber yelled, “Holy ****!” and ran out of the room.

Inside of the room Teddy was screaming as much as Amber outside. Of course the whole house woke up to that.

"What the hell?" Jinny glared at him.

"Amber just tried to hump me!" He exclaimed.

~~~~~~~and so what did we think?? ;) :D

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

04-14-2004, 10:21 AM

OMG LMAO! I loved it! Post more!

1strunfan

04-14-2004, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
OMG LMAO! I loved it! Post more!

Snowfall

04-15-2004, 01:14 AM

That was SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! :lol: Poor Teddy, thinking Amber was hitting on him.....:lol: Post more soon!

planet_stella

04-15-2004, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
OMG LMAO! I loved it! Post more!

:yeahthat:

candace~n~nathan

04-16-2004, 11:45 PM

okay, so I was LMAO as I was rereading this part, so I hope everyone else enjoys it as much i as i just did!! ;)

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Inside of the room Teddy was screaming as much as Amber outside. Of course the whole house woke up to that.

"What the hell?" Jinny glared at him.

"Amber just tried to hump me!" He exclaimed.

"WHAT?" Jinny laughed hysterically. "Okay you had a VERY weird dream baby!"

"No! I swear it actually happened!" He exclaimed. "She tried to seduce me and was on top of me!"

"Yeah right." Jinny rolled her eyes, not believing that. "Shame on you Theodore!!!! That would be funny if you tried to tell me CD came on to you! But Amber is a teenage girl! That is just sick you bastard!" She smacked him in the head with a pillow.

While Teddy tried his damndest to convince Jinny that he was not some kind of sicko who wanted to get it on with his best friend's daughter, the girl in question ran into her Daddy's arms, crying her eyes out.

Nate had heard the commotion and had walked into the hallway, where now he was trying his best to soothe his confused and crying daughter. 'Shhh honey, what happened?" He asked, stroking through her hair and kissing her temples.

"CD..." She bawled. "She did something horrible!" She sobbed because that was the last thing she'd ever expect from her mom.

"What did CD do sunshine?" Nate asked, sure that the 'horrible thing' she had done was probably gonna be something like 'CD ate the last leftover hamburger and I wanted that'.

"She..." Amber sobbed and sniffed. "... she.. she..." Swallowing she pointed at CD and Nate's room.

Frowning Nate stroked through Amber's hair again. "She what honey?"

"SHE SLEPT WITH TEDDY!" Amber exclaimed. "I HATE HER SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!! CD IS A DAMN BITCH!!!!!" She screamed and buried her head in Nate's shoulder.

CD had heard that last part and walked out from the guestroom. "Excuse me? What'd I do?"

Amber glared at her. “Don’t talk to me, CD. I’m never speaking with you again!” she shouted and turned to Nate. “Daddy, when you get ready to leave for work, tell me, so I can say good bye to you. I’ll be in my room if you need me.” And with that she turned
on a heel and left for her room.

Jinny and Teddy met CD and Nate in the hallway.

“What in the hell’s the matter with your daughter?!” Teddy exclaimed.

“Teddy, you ass, she didn’t seduce you!” Jinny responded and hit him again.

CD looked at Jinny and frowned and then glanced at Nate. “Why does she hate me?” she asked sadly.

“Wow, this sounds like a big misunderstanding!” Nate exclaimed. “CD, Amber thinks you slept with Teddy last night,” he explained and looked at Teddy. “And what the hell are YOU talking about?”

“I woke up to your daughter on top of me!” Teddy shouted. “I don’t know what she was trying to do to me, so I just screamed, and she screamed, and then we both
screamed and then......”

“And then I hit you with a pillow to make you shut the hell up!” Jinny added in.

Someone elses laughter made them turn around. "Hell it sounds like there's even more chaos than usually here..."

Surprised they looked at the familiar voice. "What are you doing here Cap?" CD asked.

"I wanted to wish CD good luck with her new partner and all..." She said. "So what's going on here?"

They all laughed. "Just come with us, we just wanted to explain it to Amber anyways."

Nate said and they walked into Amber's room and told her what had happened apparently. Once the misunderstanding was out of the way they persuaded Kate to make her delicious pancakes for breakfast. Amber assured Teddy that she was not trying to seduce him... she winked at him though and said maybe she'd consider it if he wouldn't be dating her aunt.

They joked around with each other some more until it was time for the girls to head to school, and Teddy had to go to court, so Jinny drove to the Division with Kate and of course Nate brought CD to her new working place.

"I'm gonna miss you terribly baby." Nate sighed. Their car was parked in the parkinglot and they were both still sitting in there.

"Me too." She sighed. "How am I gonna survive this day?"

"Well we'll see each other for lunch, right?" Nate caressed her cheeks lovingly. "You can bet on that!" CD smiled and kissed him lovingly.

He deepened the kiss and slowly started to stroke over her thighs. "I want you baby." He whispered into her ear.

"I want you too." She whispered back and they ripped each others clothes off as fast as they could manage.

“We’re gonna have to do it fast,” CD murmured as they climbed inconspicuously in the backseat.

“Don’t you worry about that,” he muttered as he grabbed her hand and put it on his erection.

She giggled. “I won’t them,” she replied as he let climb on top of her and stroke her naked body.

They both moaned and rocked against each other, as CD took him inside of her. Their car was oscillating back and forth, consistent with their movements when Kate and CD’s new preceint’s Captain Jack Hennessey walked by.

“What is going on there?” Kate asked with a twisted look on her face as she looked at the moving car, which had a butt plastered in the window. “You let your Inspectors act like that?” she jokingly asked him.

Captain Hennessey looked at the car and grimaced. “Gross!” he exclaimed. “I’m sorry, Kate, I have no idea who that is. I’ll break it up immediately!”

~~~~~~~okay, so u GOTTA tell me what u think if u ever want to see more again!!! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ;) ;)

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

04-16-2004, 11:56 PM

LISA!!!! That was cruel!!!! YOU STOPPED THERE?!?! Come on this is sooooooo funny!! You have to post more!!!:D:D

candace~n~nathan

04-17-2004, 12:22 AM

WELL, when the cat's away, lisa will play..............and a new page and all ;)............HERE'S MORE!!! :)

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Captain Hennessey looked at the car and grimaced. “Gross!” he exclaimed. “I’m sorry, Kate, I have no idea who that is. I’ll break it up immediately!”

Kate nodded, but then recognized the vehicle and made a pretty good conclusion. “Wait!” she said, and he turned around. “We should just leave them be; it would be pretty embarrassing watching whoever that is climb out completely naked, don’t you
think?”

Hennessey nodded. “You’re right, but I can’t have that stuff go on in under my command!”

She agreed. “I know, what kind of Captain would?” she asked him, and angrily thought to herself the punishment she was going to give Nate for embarrassing her like that. “You shouldn’t tolerate it, but don’t worry about it. If you find out who it is, then
punish them.”

He nodded. “Good idea, Kate, sounds like you have some experience with this sort of thing!” he joked, not looking for an agreement.

Kate nervously laughed. "Well not personally..." She lied, not wanting to tell him just how much personal experiance she had with exactly the same couple even. "But I remember we got a memo on this kind of thing a while back..."

"Ohhh yeah... of course! That memo!" Jack Hennessy pretended to know what she was talking about. He never read any memos, so he didn't have the slightest idea that there had never been a memo like that. He quickly changed the topic. "So this Candace DeLorenzo character... she's a good Inspector?"

"Oh yeah." Kate assured him. "My best. I hate to see her go..." Clearing her throat she stopped herself from laughing out loud because she was thinking 'Let alone do I wanna see her go AT IT...'

They walked away from the car again just as CD and Nate were finishing off and screaming out each others names.

CD parted from Nate ten minutes later and was almost in tears when she entered her new location.

CD’s new partner observed her as she signed in on their chalk in sheet and took a stood at her new desk quietly.

“Hello,” she replied and stuck out her hand. “CD DeLorenzo, nice to meet you.”

Jack acknowledged the hand with the pretty long fingers. “Jack Ellis, nice to meet you, too.” He paused. “Guess I’m your new partner,” he explained and winked.

CD nodded. “Yep, looks that way!” she exclaimed, trying to make the best out of the situation.

The Captain called them into his office and officially introduced them to each other. "Oh, and if you have a little time in between, try to find out who was screwing around in the parking lot this morning... I got embarrassed in front of Captain McCafferty!"

CD slightly blushed and wondered what Nate got to hear from her while Jack started to giggle like a schoolgirl. "You mean someone was DOING IT!... Ya know... IT.... in the parkinglot??? IT!!!?!!!????" He kept on giggling.

"The word is sex I think..." CD muttered, rolling her eyes.

"Don't either of you DARE tell that around!" The Captain warned them and then dismissed them.

CD took her desk and looked over Jack’s ongoing files, while in another part of town, an Inspector was getting his ass chewed out.

“I don’t care HOW attractive she looked in that blouse, Nate, I never want to see your ass pressed against any window for the rest of my life!” Kate shouted once in her office with the door closed behind her.

It didn’t help because everyone within hearing distance heard the words tumble out of her mouth. Jinny giggled and went back to work, but Magda and Raina almost lost their teeth and stared at the cap’s office while she disciplined him.

Kate noticed her audience and opened the door. “Back to work, or you’re all on desk duty, and you will ALL stay late till every single one of your files are done, and I will NOT pay any overtime! Is that understood?!” she screamed and slammed the door
before anyone could respond.

Magda and Raina turned back to their file but kept one ear turned up.

“Cap, I’m sorry, we didn’t know we had an audience. Next time we’ll.....”

“There had better not be a next time!” Kate exclaimed.

He shook his head. “No, there won’t be, I promise.”

Kate shook her head and dismissed him. “Oh, and Nate?” she said before he left.

“What is it, Cap?” Nate asked her.

“Don’t make promises that there’s no way in Hell you could ever keep, okay?” she grinned and shut the door.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

04-17-2004, 12:31 AM

LMAO! Oh come on Kate, anyone would want to see Kate's ass pressed against a window!!!!!

Snowfall

04-17-2004, 01:26 AM

Yeah, I know I wouldn't mind seeing Nate's ass......;) or any other part of his external anatomy, for that matter......;) :D .....hehe. That was so hilarious! I love it! Post more soon! :D

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

04-17-2004, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
LMAO! Oh come on Kate, anyone would want to see Nate's ass pressed against a window!!!!!

Ooooops!!! I mean Nates ass..not Kates!! LMAO sorry about that:D

planet_stella

04-17-2004, 03:53 PM

LMAO! That was hilarious! And I wouldn't mind seeing Nate's ass either. lol Post more!:D

1strunfan

04-19-2004, 06:52 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

candace~n~nathan

04-19-2004, 10:01 PM

sorry it's been awhile guys!! here's more!! :D

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Eventually lunch time rolled around and Nate and the rest of the gang were at the Anchorside, chatting and ordering food. Or rather Nate was impatiently staring at the door while the others where chatting and ordering that food. Finally the door opened and in walked an angel who brightened up the whole room. At least that was what Nate saw. Others saw a tall blonde woman accompanied by a rather shabby dark haired man with a goatee.

"CD!" Nate called out and swept her up and hugged her close.

"Oh baby!" She kissed him immediately and everybody laughed and then they looked at the guy.

Since CD was preoccupied Jinny stood up and walked up to him. "Uuuuh guys, that's Jack Ellis... and we're CD's friends." She introduced all of them and then gave him a weird look. "Jack?"

"What's the matter honeybutt?" He winked at her.

"I told you not to call me that!" Jinny hissed and rolled her eyes. "But why the hell do you have a cast over your nose?"

Jack blushed and touched his nose ever so gently. “Oh, well, you see, CD and I had a little misunderstanding, so we had to make a quick stop at the emergency room.”

Jinny asked CD, “What happened?” but CD couldn’t hear a word her friend was saying because Nate had leaned her on a table, and they were busy going at it. Jinny turned back to Jack. “Alright, Jack, tell me what happened.”

Jack smiled. “Oh that blond is sucha kidder!” he exclaimed. “She was madly flirting with me, just like you always do, sweety,” he replied and winked at Jinny, “and I decided to flirt a little back. Give her a taste of her own medicine.”

“What did you say?” Raina asked him.

“All I said was ‘I’d love to do that fine ass of yours someday, Miss CD,’ but I guess I went a LITTLE far on our first day,” he explained. “I’ll just lessen it up a little.”

“You’d better lessen it up a LOT if you’d like to keep the rest of your anatomy,” CD mumbled as she buttoned the buttons back up that Nate had started to undo.

Nate, still completely oblivious to what had been said, because he was seeing heaven in front of him, immediately started to undo those buttons that tried to lock his heaven away from him again. CD figured he’d stop if she’d button em up again but by the time she was done, he was halfway through with unbuttoning again.

Teddy walked in, grinning proudly because he had just won a case in court. He walked up to his own angel, kissed her gently and then looked at CD and Nate, who were still busy with her buttons. “New game?” He laughed. “Looks like fun! I wanna play it too!” Exclaiming that his hands went for Jinny’s shirt.

She slapped his fingers though. “Jerk!”

Sighing he looked at Raina. “She didn’t eat yet, huh?”

“Not during the last twenty minutes at least.” Raina said and waved. “Hey Teddy.” Then she pointed at the guy with the white nose. “And that’s CD’s new partner...”

He extended his hand to the new guy. “Hi, my name’s Jack...”

“...Ass.” CD finished for him, having given up on re-buttoning her shirt she just knotted it together in front of her still flat stomach.

“ELLIS!!!!” Hissing he glared at her but then smirked, enjoying what he got to see. “But you get to call me whatever ya want sweetcheeks, as long as you promise to scream that out in bed as well.”

That shook Nate awake and immediately he reached for CD’s shirt and buttoned it up from the bottom to the collar.

CD glared at her new partner. “One more comment like that and you can get in line at the ER again!” She then reached up to undo the first of her buttons again. And yet again their little game started, except that this time CD was doing the unbuttoning and Nate wanted to cover every little bit of skin that could put inpure thoughts into her new partner’s head.

~~~~ all for now!!! yay or nay?? ;) :)

zwalane

04-19-2004, 10:20 PM

YAY

Snowfall

04-20-2004, 01:12 AM

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
Get it? Got it? Good! :D I loved the little "button game!" :lol: Post more soon!

CD DeLorenzo

04-20-2004, 07:02 AM

Nay.... there's a part missing between this and the one before I think... at least I remember writing that scene where CD hit him.... but then again she did that a lot. I'd look it up but I can't open my word here.

candace~n~nathan

04-20-2004, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
Nay.... there's a part missing between this and the one before I think... at least I remember writing that scene where CD hit him.... but then again she did that a lot. I'd look it up but I can't open my word here.

i thought that when i rereading as well, but i don't have it, and i knew u didn't so i decided what the hell....lol

CD DeLorenzo

04-20-2004, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
i thought that when i rereading as well, but i don't have it, and i knew u didn't so i decided what the hell....lol

I do have it. I just can't get to it atm. Maybe in a couple of days.

1strunfan

04-20-2004, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo

CAT!!!!:faint: :faint: Are you back????

CD DeLorenzo

04-20-2004, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by 1strunfan
CAT!!!!:faint: :faint: Are you back????

okay to make it short: I'm on my waaaaaay old and crappy comp here, I can go online but that's about it, my laptop still is a piece of shi.... but I did manage to save my fics. I can't post em from here though because I can't open word here. So I'm trying to get my laptop running again.... and I did start to write another fic on this comp, JAG though, since I had too many TD fics started as it is. If you wanna read it, it's here http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106768

1strunfan

04-26-2004, 09:13 AM

Sorry about your laptop, but I'm glad that you did get to save your fics. I guess I'll just have to wait to finish reading them. I have a really hard time being patient. Sorry if I'm being a pest. I'll try to wait nicely and quietly for ya.

At least you can get on here at all. That's better than totally being off.

candace~n~nathan

04-26-2004, 11:48 PM

well, i apologize b/c the last part was missing a scene, which i don't have on my comp any longer, so we'll just ignore that ;) LOL. here's more and hope it makes sense!! :)

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Jack rolled his eyes, knowing she couldn’t mean what she was saying, and looked at his watch. “Oh, CD, we’ve got to get back to the station!” he announced. “Our lunch break is almost over, and we need to get into our cases!” he exclaimed jovially.

CD groaned. “Okay,” she muttered and settled for a fully buttoned up shirt. “Bye guys,” she replied to all of her previous co-workers. “And see you later,” she said to Nate, giving him one last kiss.

Jack and her left Anchorside while Nate was mumbling inside. “I swear if that bastard puts one hand on that body,” he started, but Jinny put her hand up.

“She’ll obviously kick his ass, Nate, you have nothing to worry about.”

Nate sighed. “You’re probably right,” he decided, and the crew also left their favorite hang out to go back to work.

CD was sitting in the passenger side of the car, while Jack backed out of the parking lot. She was beginning to feel a little claustrophobic in her shirt, so she unbuttoned only the very top button, so she could breathe a little. They were driving past the gang when she did that, so CD waved out the window to her friends. Nate was the first one to notice. “Did you see that?!” he exclaimed. “She was taking off her shirt!” he closed his eyes and put his hand to his head. “I knew she didn’t love me! I figured she’d fall for the first guy she saw when she wasn’t around me! Oh, no, what am I going to tell Amber?!” he blurted out.

While Jinny laughed at him, Raina calmly answered, “Nate, CD looked blue in the face! She was probably hyperventilating in that little car with her shirt buttoned up all the way to the top! Gosh, give her a break!” she exclaimed but patted his shoulder. “I’m sure your relationship is in no jeopardy whatsoever Nate.”

Nate nodded. “Thanks, but just to make sure,” he started, as he pulled out his cellphone, “I’ll ask her myself!” He punched in CD’s number, but her voicemail came up. “CD!” he shouted into the phone. “Why aren’t you answering?! Please tell me you’re not
in the backseat with someone else! I love you!” he screamed. “I love you, honey, answer me!”

CD still didn't answer though so he ran over to the first patrol car he saw, flashed his badge, jerked the officer out of the car, jumped in and with blaring sirens started to chase after them.

"Is it just me or is that guy insane?" Kate muttered.

"He is mad." Jinny nodded and grinned. "Madly in love."

"What the hell?" Jack muttered when suddenly he had a patrol car behind him, making him stop his car. "I swear that idiot is gonna hear something from me!" He muttered, stopping the car.

CD grinned when she saw what cop exited the car in the rearview mirror. "Don't be such a loser." She muttered to Jack, jumped out of the car and ran up to Nate, who welcomed her into his arms.

"Oh baby, why didn't you answer your phone, I was so worried!" He whispered in between kisses.

She grinned at his protectiveness. “Honey, I had it turned off because we’re going to a hospital right now to question a victim. If I would’ve known you would call, I would’ve had it on vibrate, so I could answer it.”

Nate raised his eyebrows. “Would that be the only reason to have it on that setting?” he teased her, and they went back to kissing. Jack rolled his eyes and decided to end that crap. “So do we get a ticket Officer, or can we be on our way?” he asked Nate sarcastically.

“You son of a......” Nate started, but CD pushed him away.

“Baby, go back to the Division, I’ll be alright,” she reassured him and gave him a little push. “And I’ll give him a little something that I give to you, if he gets out of hand,” she winked.

“You’ll WHAT?!” Nate exclaimed. “CD, I swear if you unbutton that shirt one more time, I’ll......”

“Nate!” CD laughed and hit him in the gut. “Not THAT,” she whispered and rubbed his belly where she’d probably just left a bruise. “I meant I’d punch him or something, not show him what he wants!”

Nate laughed nervously. “Yeah, I totally knew that. I was just, uh, playing with your mind, yeah,” he replied and walked nonchalantly to his car, pretending to be in complete control.

CD got in behind the driver's wheel this time and drove to the hospital. When they were on their back from there again Jack decided to try some flirting again. "So you like to get it on a lot, huh."

"Only with the father of my baby." CD said and sped up, heading back to the division. She avoided her new partner as much as she possibly could and worked alone whenever the possibily arose. By the end of their shift their Captain approached them and proudly grinned. "Congratulations Ellis and DeLorenzo... I don't think anyone ever solved a case this fast around here before." Confused Jack looked at him. "But we didn't solve the case yet... I mean we pretty much just interviewed the victim so far..."

"Good joke Ellis!" Captain Hennessy laughed and patted CD's shoulder. "Then how comeyour new partner here got a confession already?"

Jack looked at CD perplexed.

"Ooooops." She smiled innocently. "Did I forget to mention that I solved the case?"

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Snowfall

04-27-2004, 01:12 AM

LMAO, way to go, CD! :D :D That post was soooo funny! And yes, it did make sense even with that one part missing, lol. Post more soon!

candace~n~nathan

05-01-2004, 12:08 PM

no one's even reading GIRLS?! Come on now people, I know you guys like the Cat fic, so get over here and reply!! Thanks Tara!! :)

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"Good joke Ellis!" Captain Hennessy laughed and patted CD's shoulder. "Then how come your new partner here got a confession already?"

Jack looked at CD perplexed.

"Ooooops." She smiled innocently. "Did I forget to mention that I solved the case?"

Jack’s jaw dropped, but he gained his composure in front of his captain. “Oh, CD, stop kidding, you know I gave you that lead to go off of! Great job of actually going through with it, I figured you’d screw it up!” he joked and patted his captain’s shoulder.
“Women, you know them!”

“Excuse me?” CD hissed.

Captain Hennessey laughed. “Looks like you two are hitting it off very well!” he commented. “And since you got done with this case so quickly, get the hell out of here early, and have a drink on me!” he replied and left the two of them.

“Yes, sir!” Jack announced and turned to CD. “You heard the man, let’s go get that drink, baby!”

CD groaned. “First off, I’m pregnant, how many times do I have to tell you?! No drink for me,” she replied and got right up in his face. “What the hell was that?” she seethed. “I solved that case completely on my own, and you take credit for it?”

He nodded. “Cardinal rule of partners-- number one, don’t ever leave your partner out of the woodwork, and this will never happen again, honey.”

“You *******, if you ever take credit for something I do again, I swear I’ll.......”

“You’ll what, CD?” he asked her seductively. “Tell me, baby, tell me what you’d do,” he paused and grazed her thigh. “Or better yet,” he smirked as he leaned in, “show me.”

"Oh I'll show ya alright." CD muttered and elbowed him into his kidney, so he doubled over in pain. "Was that enough or do I have to make sure you completely understand?" She glared at him.

He managed to forced a smile. "No no... it's okay, I got it... no sex on the first day..."

CD wanted to respond to that, physically, but at that moment Nate walked up, wanting to pick her up from work, and since she didn't want to worry him even more she rushed over to him and wrapping her arms around him gave him and incredibly passionate kiss, making sure everyone saw that there were tongues involved.

“Whoa!” Nate murmured as he pulled away, a little embarrassed from all of those strangers seeing them. “What was that for?” he grinned.

She smiled back. “Nothing, I just missed you,” she replied, adding, “Baby, let’s go home and I’ll show you how much I missed you,” and glanced sideways at Jack, so he could hear every word.

Captain Hennessey had just came out of his office and witnessed the kiss. “What is it with my preceint today? I mean, first the little mishap in the parking lot, and now kissy face when you should’ve been out of here celebrating, Inspector?” he grinned at CD
and shook Nate’s hand. “Jack Hennessey,” he replied.

“Inspector Nate Basso,” Nate responded.

“Great to meet you,” Hennessey confirmed and turned to Jack. “Inspector, has there been any hints around here today as to who was in the parking lot fooling around?”

Jack shook his head. “No, you want me to investigate a little further?” he asked.

He nodded. “Sure, if you want, but I have cleared you for the rest of the day.”

Jack nodded. “Okay, I might do a little research before I leave though,” he replied and, the captain agreed and left the three of him to go back to his office. “Hmm, maybe I should arrange a LINE UP,” he mumbled and his eyes glowed with excitement.

"Yeah, you go do that..." CD said, rolling her eyes. Entertwining her hand with Nate's she dragged him over to the chalkboard and wiped herself out again, glad that she was off the clock now. Everything here was so much different from her Division. She wished she could go back, but her and Nate's family were more important to her, and as long as she knew she'd see him every day for lunch and in the evenings again, she knew she could
survive this. Even that constantly horny bastard who was her new partner. She hoped he had gotten the hint by now and she wouldn't have to hurt him again the next day.

"Everything okay baby?" Nate kissed her temple as they arrived at the car. She had seemed so deep in thoughts.

"I just miss working with you." She sighed but gave him a small smile. "How was your first day with Raina as your partner?"

This time it was his turn to sigh. "We got a new case but we're absolutely nowhere yet... I miss working with you too." He held her close and started to passionately kiss her.

“I miss you, too, honey,” she replied as she responded to his kisses.

He soon broke away from her. “Wanna get home quickly?” he asked her with a great deal of excitement in his eyes.

“Uh, sure,” CD replied, confused, and got into the car.

Nate started the engine, and they were off. “Maybe we’ll beat Amber and Sarah home,” he said and winked at her.

She grinned and relaxed, laid her head back on the head rest and closed her eyes.

Nate looked at his beautiful girlfriend and sighed. She was so amazing. He was speeding very quickly along when he suddenly slammed on the brakes and slowed down to a Grandma’s pace.

CD opened her eyes. “Nate, what’s wrong?” she asked him, alarmed.

“I’m so sorry, honey,” he replied and touched her non-existent belly. “I was endangering our baby while driving so excessively.”

CD grinned. “Nate, you weren’t endangering the baby, it’s fine,” she said but placed her hand over his. “You’re cute though, have I ever told you that?” she smiled and kissed his cheek.

He shook his head. “CD, none of that, I’m concentrating,” he replied seriously and took his hand back.

CD shook her head but smiled at him. She decided to watch him the rest of the way home. He placed his hands on the wheel at 10 and 2, signaled 500 yards before he had to turn, and drove at least 5 miles under the speed limit, while all he could think
about was getting his baby and it’s mother home safely.

“You don’t expect me to crouch along the streets like a snail though, do ya?” CD asked when a kid on a skateboard passed by them, laughing his ass off as he was overtaking them.
~~~~~~~~~~

sorry, but I HAVE to end with that line b/c it's like my fav line ever!! Way to go Feline!! ;) so more or no?? ;)

Snowfall

05-02-2004, 01:17 AM

Of COURSE more!!!! :D That was sooooooo sweet and funny! This fic is so funny. I sure hope they beat Amber home! ;) :D Post more soon!

planet_stella

05-02-2004, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan

“You don’t expect me to crouch along the streets like a snail though, do ya?” CD asked when a kid on a skateboard passed by them, laughing his ass off as he was overtaking them.

LMAO That was hilarious! And so cute!And I AM reading GIRLS!!! I really AM!!!! So post more!!!:D

candace~n~nathan

05-02-2004, 10:16 PM

well, since these new readers are just crawling out of the woodwork ;), it's a sign to post more!! :):)

CD shook her head but smiled at him. She decided to watch him the rest of the way home. He placed his hands on the wheel at 10 and 2, signaled 500 yards before he had to turn, and drove at least 5 miles under the speed limit, while all he could think about was getting his baby and it’s mother home safely.

“You don’t expect me to crouch along the streets like a snail though, do ya?” CD asked when a kid on a skateboard passed by them, laughing his ass off as he was overtaking them.

At that Nate looked at her shocked. “Candace! You have to be VERY careful now that you’re responsible not just for yourself but also for our baby!” Finally he pulled up at their house.

CD sighed. “Nate don’t worry, I’m neither endangering myself, nor our baby, okay?” She gently kissed his cheek and put her hand on her belly again. “I already love this little surprise here.”

Grinning Nate killed the engine and bent down to kiss her belly. “So do I, more than I could ever express in words.” Then he looked deep into her eyes. “The same goes for you of course.”

“Oh baby, I love you too! I love you so very much!” She looked back deep into his eyes, and to prove to him just how much she loved him she kissed him with every single bit of emotion she had in her.

Of course that stirred some emotions of his own inside of Nate and he started to unbutton her blouse again, but soon got impatient with all of those buttons and just ripped it open while CD’s hands had found their way to his belt and under his shirt.

Inside of the house Amber was nervously pacing meanwhile. “Where the hell are they? They always call me when they come home late!”

“Relax. They’re probably just stuck in traffic or something.” Sarah said and smiled at her friend. “Come on, why don’t we prepare dinner already or something?” She suggested.

Amber nodded and suddenly heard a car honk from outside. She frowned but didn’t think too much of it until it honked again. She looked out of the window and saw that the honking car was in their driveway actually.

Sarah of course wanted to see what was going on herself and joined Amber at the window and started to laugh. “Okay that is the weirdest mooner I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe someone would drive into a driveway, honk, and then press his ass against the window... on second thought why is that car bouncing up and down?”

“Because it’s my dad’s car.” Amber muttered pissed. “And it seems like he and mom decided to give their nice little show to the whole neighborhood!”

“Yeah, hell you’re right, that looks like them.” Sarah swallowed. “Hell that’s scary.”

“That isn’t scary, that’s just sick. Maybe they should get started with sexaddicts anonymous or something.” Growling Amber stepped away from the window again.

“Not that... besides I doubt they’re that anonymous anymore... is there anybody in this city who didn’t see them do their deed yet?” She laughed.

“Sarah! You’re supposed to be my friend... please don’t put any more sick images into my head than I’m already getting around here anyways! And if that wasn’t scaring you, then what was?” She asked.

Laughing Sarah answered. “The fact that I can recognize your dad from seeing his butt.” Giving her a disguisted look Amber wrinkled her nose. “I guess you’re right... sexaddicts anonymous probably wouldn’t even let them in...”

CD groaned as Nate finished her off, and then helped her get dressed. “I don’t want to stop,” she whined.

Nate grinned. “Maybe we beat the girls, and we could go another round in the bedroom.”

CD winked. “Sounds great to me,” she replied as Nate put her shirt on for her. “Thank you,” she said but immediately grimaced. “Nate, honey, when are you going to be
able to control your hormones?” she asked and showed him her exposed chest.

Nate smiled innocently. “Aw, baby, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to rip the buttons off of your shirt! I’ll buy you a new one, I promise!”

They opened their doors and got out of the car. CD laughed. “Nate, it’s okay, I just hope I can get inside before anyone sees me exposed!”

“It’s a little late for that, ya tramp,” a voice from behind them said.

Nate turned to look. “Uh, Amber, Sarah, how long have you been standing there?” he asked them nervously.

“Long enough,” Amber grunted. “Next time you plan on doing the dirty in your car while in your own driveway, maybe you should make sure your ass doesn’t hit the horn!!” she exclaimed. “TWICE, for that matter, you sicko!”

CD giggled, but Amber shushed her. “You think this if funny?! You two are disgusting!”

Sarah quieted her friend down with a, “Uh, how about dinner anyone?”

Amber continued, now crying, “And why are you so late, we were worried sick!” she exclaimed and hugged her mommy.

CD hugged her back. "Aww sweetie I'm so sorry, that's your dad's fault. He drove back here in a pace where even the Flintstone's moblile coulda taken us."

Snowfall

05-03-2004, 12:26 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO, that was SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!! I love this fic! Post more soon!

1strunfan

05-03-2004, 12:16 PM

Hilarious!!! Sorry I haven't replied. I haven't been on the computer much lately.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup

05-03-2004, 11:39 PM

LMAO I loved that last part!! Post soon!!!!!

planet_stella

05-04-2004, 12:15 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! I LOVED that part! It was so freakin hilarious!!! Post more SOON!:D

candace~n~nathan

05-09-2004, 01:03 AM

CD hugged her back. "Aww sweetie I'm so sorry, that's your dad's fault. He drove back here in a pace where even the Flintstone's moblile coulda taken us."

"Ooooh." Amber nodded, knowing that pace. "The 'I don't wanna endanger the baby' pace?"

"Exactly." CD nodded.

"Hey! I'm protective of my family, why is that bad?" Nate pouted.

"Because you're overdoing it!!!" Amber, CD and even Sarah said at the same time.

Nate’s bottom lip came out, and he walked towards the house.

“Hey, why are you walking away?” CD teased him.

“Shut up,” he muttered and opened the front door. “You think I’m overdoing it?” he asked. “Well, no more of that, I’ll just go with the ‘I don’t give a damn’ logic then,” he
grumbled and walked in.

CD shook her head. “That guy is something else,” she acknowledged, while Amber smiled.

“Thank you God, they’re back to fighting instead of humping!” she exclaimed.

Sarah and CD laughed. “Yeah, I don’t really like to see my best friend’s dad’s ass very often,” Sarah stated.

CD grinned and hugged Sarah. “I need to say sorry to you, too, sweety,” CD replied. “That was really uncalled for.”

Sarah smiled. “It’s okay CD, but please don’t let it happen again!” she begged. “At least when I’m around!”

“No, just don’t let it happen again!” Amber whined.

CD laughed. “I’ll try and control myself, but I’m pregnant, that’s my excuse!” she mused.

“So when I come home with a hot guy by my side, and we go to my room so I can get some, you’ll understand?” Amber teased her.

CD laughed. "Well that depends..."

"On what?" Amber grinned.

"Well... if you still have those condoms, and if you manage to sneak him in past your dad..." She laughed.

"Okay, we'll just go to his place then." Amber smirked evilly.

"Hold on a minute!" CD got suspicious now. "We were joking, right?"

Amber gave her a very innocent look that she had adapted from CD.

"Sarah?!" CD looked at the young black girl. "You would tell me if something was going on with Amber and some guy, right?"

Sarah chuckled. "Well I would... but I lost track with all the guys she's screwing..."

CD smacked her arm. “Sarah!” she exclaimed, and then she looked at her daughter. “Amber!” she shouted at her and hit her arm as well.

“Mom!” Amber bursted out. “I can’t believe you just HIT me!”

“Amber, stay out of this,” CD replied and looked at Sarah. “Okay, I’m going to need a list of these gangsta punkasses, so I can beat the absolute **** out of them!”

Amber rolled her eyes and mumbled. “And people wonder why I’m weird...” she stated.

Sarah laughed. “CD, come on! We’re clearly kidding!”

Amber giggled. “Yeah, Mom, relax a little!” she replied and tried to hug her.

“Don’t touch me!” CD exclaimed. “Stop playing with my mind!”

“Uh, Mom, settle down, I was just joking!” Amber tried to state again.

“Joking my ass,” CD muttered and opened the front. “I’ll show you!” she proclaimed and walked in the door. “Where’s that father of yours, I gotta get me some more ass.”

"Okay this is where I'd grab her carkeys and drive to your place..." Amber sighed and looked at Sarah who laughed some more.

"Can't say that I blame ya..." She wrapped her arm around her friend. "Whatcha say, we grab those keys and get us some pizza?"

"Sounds like a good idea, maybe by the time we're back they've overcome their daily hornyness." Amber yelled, hoping they'd hear that.

"Shut up girl! We're busy!" Nate yelled back, having heard it.

"And blame the Chief of Police!" CD yelled now. "If it wasn't for him we'd still be working together and could sneak off there."

"That man needs to be hanged!" Amber groaned and looked at Sarah. "So, pizza?"

Sarah nodded. “Sure, let me get my purse.”

Amber shook her head. “No way, if these two can practically kick us out of my own house, then the pizza’s on them!” she exclaimed and went to CD’s purse. “CD, I’m taking a 20!” Amber yelled up the stairs but knew CD couldn’t hear her yells from her
own.

The girls left for pizza, and the couple upstairs created their own appetites. CD giggled and Nate controlled, although still being protective.

“God, Nate, go further!” she exclaimed.

“I don’t want to hurt.......”

CD’s mood changed. “Nate, you’re not going to hurt the damn baby!” she shouted and tried to shove him in more.

“Baby, I don’t like this tone of voice you’re using,” Nate replied.

CD sighed and pushed him away. “I don’t like this amateur act you were trying to pull in bed just now!” she announced. “Nate, when we have sex, I want to FEEL it, not imagine what it might be like!” She rolled her eyes. “The baby doesn’t have to change our sex life! Take this morning-- we went at it like rabid animals in that parking lot, so why the gentleness now?”

Nate blushed. “I guess it was seeing that new partner of yours, and I worried all day about you and my little one,” he replied as he stroked her naked stomach.

“Oh, honey,” she responded and kissed his cheek. “Nate, don’t worry about me, I’m fine, really! I’ll watch out for the little one, and I’ll kick my partner’s ass if he messes with me! Nothing to worry about, sweety, I’ve got it under control.”

He grinned. “I know, and I’m glad, but...” he paused to look at her. “I miss you so much.”

CD smiled. “I miss you, too, honey, more than you know, but it’s what we’ve been dealt. Let’s just go along with it, and maybe it’ll turn out for the best.”

Suddenly Nate realized something. "Sugar?"

"What now?" She slighty growled.

"What happened to his nose anyway?" He realized that somewhere in the back of his head he had registered the cast but was too busy thinking about CD to ask.

"Oh that... well ya know... we were talking and he started coming on to me and said stuff like he bets my ass is tight and he'd like to see just how tight... and that pissed me off and when he bumped into my fist his nose broke somehow..." She shrugged innocently.

“CD!” Nate laughed and hugged her. “Oh my gosh, what an ass!” he exclaimed but got very serious. “Honey, you want me to do something about him, so he doesn’t say things like that to you anymore? I mean, I know you can handle everything on your own,
but I just don’t like him talking to you like that.”

CD grinned at how sweet he was being. “Baby, I’ll be fine, really,” she giggled. “If he tries anything on me again, I’ll make him pay,” she replied matter of factly.

Nate laughed. “You’ll punch his lights out?” he asked.

“Yeah, and I’ll kick him in the knee!”

Nate chimed in. “Kick him in the nuts while you’re at it!”

“Hell, if he lays a hand on me or says anything else, I’ll make him a new ass hole by the time I’m done with him!” CD exclaimed.

"And then you're gonna come back to be my partner again?" He grinned as he started to caress her again.

"Hmmmm depends... I might get better offers..." She teased him.

"Oh I'll show ya better offers!" He muttered and proved to her that she'd never find a better offer than him.

They weren't seen, but heard a lot, for the rest of the night and joined the girls again for breakfast, both grinning smugly.

****damn, don't say i never post for u guys!!! i just spoiled u w/ THAT long post!! :D

Snowfall

05-09-2004, 01:41 AM

LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: That was so freakin hilarious!!!!!! I loved the LONG post! :D That was so great. Post more soon!

CandyBasso

05-09-2004, 02:30 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! That was hilarious!!!!! Spoil us again with a long post!!! SOON!:D

1strunfan

05-11-2004, 09:11 AM

Awesome!! Spoil us, spoil us!!!!!

candace~n~nathan

05-29-2004, 11:52 PM

sorry, it's been like yrs since i've posted!!! please forgive me!! plus, i hope it's where it needs to be and doesn't confuse anyone!!! if it does, tough ****!! ;);)

~~~~~~
"Ya know..." Sarah greeted them. "If I didn't know you're pregnant I'd think you're trying
for a baby..."

"Well we're trying for twins..." Nate laughed and CD slugged him.

Amber laughed. "Newsflash dad... it ain't working that way.. either she already has two
babies in there or it's gonna stay one... no matter how much you bang her."

"Oh it's definitely one!" CD exclaimed. "Hell could you imagine THREE babies running
around here? Four if ya count Jin's brat in... no way, I'm glad I'm not having twins."

"I think we all are." Amber laughed. "It's gonna be way chaotic already with the two or
three babies."

"Amber honey," Sarah smirked. "This place already is chaotic WITHOUT any babies!"

"Oh shut up!" Amber laughed and the others did too. "Anyhow, we're late for school."
She hugged and kissed her parents. "Go get a room after work tonight, alright?" With that
she grabbed her stuff and left, Sarah hugged them as well and followed Amber.

When they were out the door, Nate smiled at CD. “A room, huh?” he replied and
wiggled his eyebrows. “Sounds kinky enough to me!”
CD rolled her eyes. “Nate, as much as I’d love to, shouldn’t we be saving money
for our baby? And Amber’s baby?”
“Duh, I was going to take you to a cheap motel, not some ritzy one!” he teased
her.
She punched his arm. “Jerk!” she exclaimed playfully but kissed him. “We need
to be going, too, sweety,” she replied as she picked up her stuff.
“Anchorside at noon, still, right?” he asked her hopefully.
She grinned and nodded. Yep, be there or miss out!”
“Think they’d reserve us our favorite stall?!” he questioned excitedly.
CD laughed. “I hope so!” she responded, and they walked out the door for another
day of work without one another.

“CD, let’s go, we’ve got a follow up on a robbery,” Jack said as soon as she came
in. He signed her in and put her coat back on her.
CD decided to start the day off a little nicer and just replied, “Thank you, Jack,”
and walked out the door with him.
He held every door for her, and although she didn’t let him know it, she was
slightly impressed at his new behavior. <<Maybe the nose job changed his perspective on
me.>> she thought to her herself.
Jack took her new ideas and turned them back into the old ones once they got out
to the car. He again held the door open for her, the driver’s door even, but his hand grazed
over her butt when she was getting in.
She abruptly turned around. “What the hell was that?” she angrily asked him.

He gave her an innocent look, pretending he hadn't even noticed anything. "What? You
don't wanna drive?"

She groaned and slammed the door shut. He hurried to the passenger side and jumped in.
"Okay, we gotta go on a stake out at Market Street." He told her.

She drove there, after making a stop at a Taco Bell, and a McDonalds drive through. She
deponated all the food in Jack's lap who looked stunned at all of that. "Are you gonna
feed the homeless while we're there or what?"

"No... that's for me... but actually Jack... wow, that was a great idea." She smirked at him,
ordered even more food, and then held her hand open.

"What?" He glared at her.

"Well that was your idea, so you gotta pay for the food. I had no idea what a humanitarian
you are, now really, I'm impressed!" She smirked.

Since the cars behind them had started to honk he growled but gave her the money.
“Bitch,” he murmured as he watched all of the money be distributed to the
cashier.
“Excuse me, what was that?” CD asked bitterly.
Jack rolled his eyes but couldn’t help to be attracted to hers. “I said, uh, the
traffic’s a bitch today, isn’t it?”
CD muttered, “Yeah, sure is,” as they pulled away. She grabbed her food from
him and immediately dug in.
“Dammit, not enough ketchup,” she complained but dug into her butterscotch and
ketchup sundae while speeding pretty heavily anyway.
“You gonna slow your ass down?” Jack griped as she swerved in and out of
traffic.
“Shut the hell up, and let me drive,” she replied but looked at her speedometer and
thought about Nate. She knew he’d be panicky if he’d seen her like that, so she decided to
slow down for her sake and the baby’s. She secretly hoped, though, that someone could
possibly broadside the passenger’s side of the car and put the man in the seat there in a
bodycast but not harm her.

When they finally arrived where they had to go, after handing out the extra food, Jack
started to observe what his partner was filling her stomach with. Right now she was
slurping a milkshake and was selecting through a burger, checking what was on it. “Damn
where is that mustard?” She asked, looking through one of the paperbags as soon as she
was done with the burger. “Hey could you check that Taco Bell bag to see if there’s
mustard left?”

“Uhhh okay.” He rummaged through the bag and proudly held out what she wanted. “Am
I good or what?”

CD just grabbed the mustard and spiced up her milkshake with that. “This is good stuff!”
She then announced.

“I think that is the sickest thing I’ve ever seen...” Jack made a disguisted face. “How can
you eat that crap?”

She smirked and caressed over her belly. “The lil one in here has his or her daddy’s
appetite!”

He rolled his eyes. “Come on, we both know that you’re obviously not pregnant! You’re
not fat enough for that!”

Growling CD glared at him. “Pregnant is NOT fat... and I’m not showing yet, no, but
that’s gonna start soon, and I can’t wait!” Continueing to caress over her belly he pouted.

“Okay fine...” Jack rolled his eyes and since he really just was disguisted by her right now
he watched whatever was going on outside of the car.

When CD was done eating, and drinking, everything she had bought she burped really
loud. Of course that earned her another strange look from her partner. “What?!?” She
asked. “You’re one of those idiots who believe in that ‘girls don’t fart’ crap?” She
laughed. “Hell I could prove you wrong right now!”

“PLEASE!” He looked at her frightened, knowing what she had just eaten in the past
thirty minutes. “Please don’t!”

The expression on his face just made her laugh even more. Running his hands through his
hair he wondered why he couldn’t have another partner like his last one... but then again
that bitch had filed sexual harrassment charges against him.

A couple of hours went by and nothing happened. At least not where they were waiting.
At the other end of Market street a gang of robbers cleared out a store completely. And
had Jack written down the correct address they surely would have interfered. But since he
had told her to come here, they were sitting around, waiting.

Meanwhile Jack had gotten back to drooling over her again. “How long exacly are your
legs?” He asked after staring at them for a while.

“Long enough to kick your ass.” She muttered.

He smirked and figured she was playing hard to get again, so he scooted a little closer and
stroked along her ear with his forefinger.

“STOP THAT!” She yelled as she slapped his hand away.

He didn’t take her for serious though. “You’re so sexy.” He whispered into her ear,
stroking it again and letting his tongue flicker out against her earlobe.

At that CD grabbed his hand, yanked at his middle finger, pulled it towards the back of
his hand until she heard a crack and him cry out in pain. “I said stop it.” She said calmly
and glared at him.

“You damn bitch! You broke my finger!” He still winced in pain.

“Be glad that I didn’t break more.” Muttering she heard about the Market Street robbery
over the radio. “Excuse me, where was that?” She asked the dispatcher who repeated the
address to her.

She checked that with Jack’s notes and saw that he had switched up the first and the last
digits of the housenumber, which now caused them to be waiting at the wrong place.
Cussing him out she dropped him at the ER and from there drove to the Anchorside,
pissed that they hadn’t gotten anything done.

“If that isn’t my favorite ex-inspector!” Kate exclaimed upon seeing her walk in.

“Well hey to you too.” She sighed and sat down. “Where’s Nate?”

“Finishing an interrogation with Raina. They should be here soon.” Kate said and they
walked inside, followed by Jinny and Teddy who wanted to grab lunch, and each other, as
well.

“Hey sugar.” Nate smiled at CD, leaned down to kiss her on the lips and then made her
scoot so he could sit down next to her.

“How’d it go?” Kate asked them, hoping they were making SOME progress. “Did you
find out anything?”

“Yeah.” Raina said. “We found out that we picked up the wrong neighbor.”

“You what?” Kate looked at them, hoping that was a joke.

Scratching his head Nate blushed. “That was stupid, really... we somehow forgot to ask
her if she was the one having an affair with Mr. Orbison... since his wife had said she
caught him screwing the redhead next door... and she DID have red hair... but apparently
so does the woman on the other side...”

Taking a deep breath Kate tried to remain calm. “Then what the hell are you waiting for?
Go pick up the other woman!”

“Well we wanted to do that...” Laughing nervously Raina looked at their Captain. “Go
figure... while we were questioning the wrong woman, she found out about the
investigation, packed her stuff and escaped to Mexico...”

“Yeah... GO FIGURE!!!!” Now Kate glared at them. Getting up she smiled at CD.
“Excuse me but I need to call some people in MEXICO!!!!” With that she glared at Nate
and Raina before she walked out of the Anchorside.

Laughing CD watched after her. “Man am I glad, that I ain’t the only one who’s having a
bad day...” She told them about their, or rather Jack’s mishap with the numbers that
morning.

“What a ****ed up day.” Snuggling close to Teddy Jinny chuckled. “And I thought Mag
and I had been stupid for mistaking the victim’s girlfriend for his daughter... but hell
those chicks did look alike, they even have some classes at college together.” She laughed
again and reached over the table to ruffle Nate’s hair. “But Mexico takes the cake,
totally!” Then she frowned when she saw Jack Ellis walk through the door, his hand
bandaged to a fist, exept for the obviously broken middle finger that was sticking out.
Snorting she held her hand in front of her mouth as practically everybody in the whole
restaurant started to giggle, which didn’t seem to cheer up poor Jack though.

“Alright, I take back everything I said, THAT takes the cake!” Jinny laughed and looked
at CD. “What did he do today?”

CD told them about the reason for his bandaged hand as he approached the table.
“Captain Hennessy wants to see us back.” He angrily hissed at CD, hating to look like a
clown because of her.

“Damn I gotta go I guess.” Sighing she gave Nate a very passionate kiss. “I love you
baby.”

“I love you too sugar.” He couldn’t help but give her another passionate kiss before
letting CD walk away towards the door with him again. Jinny whispered something to
him, Teddy and Raina, they giggled and agreed.

“Hey Jack!?!” Jinny called out.

“Yeah?” Turning around once more he grinned at her and then saw how all four of them
were sticking out their middle fingers at him and burst out laughing.

CD joined in with the laughter and patted his shoulder. “Take it easy man!”

Fuming with anger he glared at her and stormed off. Shrugging CD winked at her friends,
blew Nate a kiss and headed out after her partner.

~~~~~
sorry, i'm too tired to fix the spacing, but hope u enjoyed anyway!!!

Snowfall

05-30-2004, 12:46 AM

Wow, Lisa, you POSTED!!!!!! WAHOO, BABY!!!!!! :D :D :D That was soooo freakin fabulously fantasticly GREAT!!!! Jack's certain finger sticking out all the time cracks me up.......and I love how Nate calls CD "sugar." Awwwww.......post more soon!

CandyBasso

05-30-2004, 02:37 PM

candace~n~nathan

06-02-2004, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Snowfall
Wow, Lisa, you POSTED!!!!!! WAHOO, BABY!!!!!! :D :D :D That was soooo freakin fabulously fantasticly GREAT!!!! Jack's certain finger sticking out all the time cracks me up.......and I love how Nate calls CD "sugar." Awwwww.......post more soon!

well, ty for the compliments!!! that "sugar" doing was my partner in crime's words ;););).

so here's more!!

~~~~~
The rest of the day went by really slow since both Captain Hennessy, as well as McCafferty made their stupidest team of the day ride the desk and finish up paperwork, as sort of punishment for their mistakes. But at least that meant that CD and Nate could call each other every five minutes.

During one of those calls Jack hurried to his Captain to explain how that damn mistake had been that stupid blonde’s fault. By the time he returned CD wasn’t at her desk anymore and he had no idea how lucky he was that she didn’t notice any of his latest stunt or else she surely would have broken another of his fingers.

But she was way too busy taking to Nate over her cellphone, with unbuttoned pants in one of the ladies’ rooms stalls. “Oh god baby yeah, that’s what I want!” She purred into the phone while Nate groaned in pleasure, holding his cellphone with one hand, the other hand busy in his boxers.

They stayed in their restrooms for the remaining two hours of their shifts and agreed to meet again at the Oasis motel which pretty much was halway in between both of their locations.

In the evening when Amber and Sarah came back home after watching a movie at the theatre and neither Nate nor CD were anywhere in sight, but the answering machine was blinking, they of course checked the new messages. The first of them having been one they had left. “Hey mom, dad, this is Amber and Sarah. We’re going to the library after school, love ya.” The girls looked at each other and shrugged when the second message started. “Hey this is Sarah. Amber and I decided to have chinese for dinner. So we were on our way there... and ALMOST made it... but a McDonald’s happened to jump in our way, and yeah, I’m standing in front of it right now, and take a wild guess about where Amber is and what she’s doing. We’re still heading for the Chinese though, so if you want us to bring you something call back. See ya tonight.”

“That was a Burger King you ditz!” Amber rolled her eyes.

“No no, first it was a McDonalds, and after you had finished that BigMac we had to stop for a Whopper... THEN we went to that Chinese place.” Sarah corrected her.

“Oh yeah right.” Smirking Amber rubbed her belly. “Man I’m starving.”

Rolling her eyes Sarah pressed the button for the next message. “Hey it’s Amber and Sarah again. Didn’t you get any of the previous messages? At least you never called back... anyhow... we decided to go see a movie... so HOPEFULLY when we come home tonight you’re fully clothed, okay guys? Well ya know... love ya.”

“I don’t think they ever even made it here.” Rolling her eyes Amber started the next message, sure that they hadn’t left another one.

When the message started with moaning and groaning Sarah laughed. “You got a perv call!”

“Oh I get those all the time...” Amber said rolling her eyes.

The moaning and groaning of the message continued but they managed to make out four words in between the noises. “Oasis... motel... love ya....” Nate had managed to raggedly hiss into the phone before failing to hang up and the noises continued.

“So they went to get a room but figured to haunt us with their sexlife over the answering machine...” Angrily Amber deleted the messages. “It’s great that they love each other so
much.... but can’t they just get married to show it to the whole world instead of making sure the whole world knows they can’t keep their pants closed when they see each other? But why do I even complain... Hell I got USED to that meanwhile Sarah. I want icecream, come on, we’re gonna have the house to ourselves tonight.”

“I think it’s kind of cute actually.” Sarah giggled. “But thank god they’re not my parents.”

“I’ll convince them to adopt ya.” Amber smirked as they walked into the kitchen.

“Awwww then I’d be Aunt Sarah to your baby!” She put her hand on Amber’s belly to
feel the little one move in there.

Grinning Amber hugged her. “Hey I thought that was clear, you’re gonna be Aunt Sarah, no matter what!”

Sarah hugged her best friend back. “Thanks, Am, that means so much to me,” she gratefully replied.

Amber grinned. “No mushiness, Sarah! I don’t have time to cry, I’m hungry!” she exclaimed, and the girls left for ice cream.

At the Oasis motel the walls had finally stopped shaking and two bodies were wrapped together under the sheets, talking and playing.

“You actually BROKE another one of his bones?!” Nate exclaimed as he stroked through her hair.

CD giggled. “If he’s not careful, I’ll be sure to put him in a bodycast by the end of this week!” CD warned but nodded. “And yeah, I figured he didn’t need that finger anyway.”

Nate shook his head and laughed. “You’re something else, ya know that?”

She grinned. “Of course I know that!” she joked. “Hopefully I’ve convinced him to leave me alone from now on.”

“Well I’d hope so, CD! There isn’t a whole lot more that you can break of his!” Nate teased and kissed her, hoping she’d take the hint that he was done with talking for
awhile.

Indeed, she did, but finished with one final comment. “Oh, there’s a bone I haven’t hurt yet, but I’ll tell you one thing, if he doesn’t watch his ass, it’ll be next,” she stated before crawling completely under the sheets again to show her man what HER
favorite bone was.

Snowfall

06-02-2004, 11:36 PM

Wowee! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just the fic??? ;) ;) :D My guess would be the feline wrote much of that post.....hehe. ;) That was so great! Post more soon!

CD DeLorenzo

06-03-2004, 08:48 PM

cuz i'm back and all... and yeah, I love the sugar thing too... dunno why really...

****************************************************

When CD and Nate arrived at their house again in the next morning, the girls had already left for school but left them a nice little surprise... the kitchen looked like a bomb had exploded there. Groaning CD started to clean up while Nate walked up to her and wrapping his arms around her from the back started to kiss and nibble on her neck. "We still have half an hour." He whispered.

She slapped him with a kitchentowel though. "Then start helping me with this ****. I can't believe they caused such a chaos."

Nate sighed. "Actually it looked worse after Jin and you had that sleepover or whatever it was."

"What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?" She asked, getting defensive right away.

"It means that I love you very much and that we all cause chaos sometimes." He kissed her temple and she broke down into his arms and started to cry. "Oh god baby, shhhh." Nate didn't know what was wrong but hated to see her like this.

"I just feel like I can't take it anymore... this house is so big... and I mean yeah, you and Amber help with the housework and stuff, but look at me! I'm turning into a stupid little housewife here!" She sobbed against his chest.

Nate held her close. “Honey, I’m so sorry, I promise I’ll do more around the house from now on,” he replied and accepted the washcloth. “Listen, you go on to work, and I’ll clean up.”

She shook her head and made him drop the washcloth. “I don’t want to leave you yet, though,” she whined.

Nate sighed, wanting to give up, but he talked slowly to her. “CD, baby, what do you want to do then?” he asked her genuinely.

“I want you to hold me!” she exclaimed and fell into his arms again. “Hold me for the rest of my life!” she bawled.

He was so confused, so he did what any man should do-- he followed her orders and held her. “I’ve got ya, baby, let it out,” he replied and stroked her back.

“But this doesn’t get the kitchen clean!” she shouted angrily but still held on to him.

“CD, what do you want me to do?” he exasperately asked her again.

“I don’t know!” she shouted and pulled away.

Nate sighed. “Baby, calm down, it’s alright, we’ll figure it out!” he promised her, and then got an idea. “CD, what about some extra help?”

“Nate, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!” she exclaimed.

He shook his head. “No, I mean like outside help,” he replied and continued after seeing her still confused expression. “Like a maid or something, that could help you!” he announced as he told her in full detail. “We could hire someone, and then she could help you before and after the babies get here, and you’d be less stressed. How does that sound?” he asked her.

"We can't afford that." She sobbed while he continued to hold her.

"Then I'll get a second job or something." He sighed and kissed her full of love.

"That's bull**** Nate." She sniffed and wiping her tears away had an idea. "Nate! That's it!" She grinned.

"What? I need a second job?" He slightly frowned.

"No of course not!" She rolled her eyes. "But think... we are gonna need a nanny anyways... or at least we decided to share someone with Jin and Teddy, right?"

"Uhhh right, yeah." He nodded.

"Well we'll just look for someone who doesn't mind helping around the house then..." She grinned.

"Ooooh gotcha!" He smirked. "Like Mrs. Doubtfire."

"Nate?" CD smiled at him.

"Yeah baby?" He kissed the top of her nose.

"You watch too much TV." Kissing his cheek she put the kitchentowel over his shoulder and then went to take a shower and get ready for work. He looked after her perplexed for a moment but then joined her in the shower.

"Nate we're gonna be late..." CD sighed when he encircled her from behind again as the water poured down on them.

"I'll help ya get dressed." Whispering that into her ear was all it took to convince her and soon they found each other in each others arms in bed again and realized they were two hours late for work.

CD ran into her new precinct as fast as she could and looked at her watch. Two hours and twenty-seven minutes late for sign-in. She thought she’d nonchalantly write her name down and get busy, but of course Captain Hennessey was waiting for her. “Inspector, in my office, now,” he said smugly as soon as she was in hearing distance.

Jack gave her an overfriendly wave, and she flipped him off once Hennessey had his face in a file.

She went into her captain’s office and took a seat. “Captain Hennessey, I’m very sorry I’m late this morning, I had a problem at home.......”

“DeLorenzo, button it up and listen. You will answer only when spoken to,” he remarked and pointed at the file. “What the hell is this?” he showed her the file.

It was the robbery from yesterday. “Captain, we surveillanced the wrong place,” she replied and started to explain but was interrupted.

He shook his head. “I know, Jack told me yesterday after you got back, and I have to say I’m very disappointed in your work, DeLorenzo,” he shook his head, annoyed.

“MY work?” CD asked him angrily. “It wasn’t MY fault that we messed up yesterday, it was that partner of mine’s fault!” she exclaimed. “He mixed up the damn address numbers!” she shouted.

Hennessey shook his head again. “CD, stop blaming other people for your mistakes; I don’t want to hear that you’ve done something like this again, especially if your partner has to come in and tell me.”

CD’s teeth gritted at the last comment. “My partner told you that?” she asked him hotly and watched Hennessey nod. “My PARTNER is a lying sack of shi......” she started but the phone rang.

Hennessey shooed her away. “That’s all, Inspector; you’re dismissed,” he replied and answered the phone.

CD of course was furious and glared at Jack when she walked out of the office.

He grinned at her and had his feet propped up on the table.

CD kicked against his chair and made him fall off it by that which of course caused laughter from everyone and he got his first daily humiliation from her.

When he tried to get up he winced in pain. "Damn that hurts!"

"Geez, you're such a crybaby..." CD muttered and rolled her eyes.

"No really... it hurts horribly." He gave her the most miserable look he could manage. "I think I fell into something and my back is bleeding or so... could you please check that?"

"Fine, turn around." She growled.

"Not here!" He whispered to her. "You already embarrassed me enough here... can't you come to the guy's room with me to check my back? Please? It hurts so much!"

Actually feeling bad for hurting him more than she had intended CD sighed and agreed. "Okay fine." She followed him in there. "Okay turn around."

He turned around and got rid of his shirt. "And?"

"No blood." CD said and wanted to leave again.

"Wait... I have this creme... can you apply that to my back? It hurts really bad..." He limped over to his locker.

CD wondered why he was limping but shrugged it off to him being a moron. "You get hurt a lot if you have creme in your locker, eh?" She couldn't help but be amused about that.

"Well the doctor prescribed it to me for the nose... and finger... once I get rid of those casts I am supposed to apply it... but I figured I'd get it as a precaution."

She snickered at that. "Okay fine, come here." She took it from him and put it all over his back.

“Deeper... that's where it hurts most!" He kept on telling her.

"There is no deeper... that's your ass and not your back!" CD muttered.

"Just a little bit deeper!" He whimpered.

"Why the hell am I doing this?" CD muttered to herself because she now had to slightly slip her hand into his pants. But she really did feel bad for hurting him like that even though he was a *****. 'Damn pregnancy! I'm getting soft.' She thought to herself.

Jack at that moaned and turned around quickly and grabbed her hips. "Oh god sexy, you know how to turn me on!" He whispered hoarsly and leaned in to kiss her.

But of course CD at that realized what was going on, that he had fooled her about his back, and of course that pissed her off all the more.

"You ****ing pervert!" She yelled, elbowed him into the stomach, slammed him down on the ground so he was lying flat on his chest and groaning in pain. But of course after his stunt CD didn't show any mercy and kicked hard into his ribs. "Let's see how your back hurts NOW!!!" She yelled, washed her hands and stormed out of the restroom again, deciding to take her lunchbreak right away.

Anchorside was packed when CD walked through the doors. Magda was the only one sitting at a table, so CD decided to wait at the bar for her food.

Magda noticed CD trying to ignore her, so she took her platter up there and sat right beside her. “Afternoon, CD,” Magda replied smugly.

“Hello, Mag, how are ya?” CD tried to ask politely.

“I’m great, CD, but your ex-partner isn’t. Nate wanted me to tell you that he couldn’t meet you today for lunch. Him and Raina are working on a case,” Magda explained.

“Oh,” CD remarked and was saddened by the thought of not seeing Nate until evening. “What kind of case?” she asked her.

Magda shrugged. “I don’t know what kind it is, but I heard Kate yelling at him this morning for something they did wrong.”

CD shook her head. “Those two aren’t doing the best are they?”

“Nope,” Magda commented but grinned. “They get along VERY well though, and sometimes I wonder if they do something wrong on the case on purpose, so they can spend more time together.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” CD asked angrily.

"Well ya know..." Magda smirked into her beer. "Raina told me just how well she knows him already..."

CD wanted to start yelling at her about how damn stupid she was to even believe that crap, and that her Nate would never cheat on her, but then she realized that was exactly what Magda wanted. She knew she could trust Nate and that he never would have an affair, and she also knew that if he did she'd be the first to notice because he wouldn't have the energy left to do the things to her that he did whenever they made love, and he did spend a lot of his energy there. But she mainly didn't believe what Magda wanted her to believe because she knew how deep the love between her and Nate went. Just like she'd never do anything to hurt him, he'd never hurt her.

So she decided to defeat Magda with her own weapons. "Oooooh... you mean you found out about the affair they're having?" Shrugging she accepted her lunch from the barkeep.

That indeed shocked Magda. "Wait, you're saying you actually KNOW about their affair already?"

"Oh no no, Magda, it was different... okay I trust you so I'm gonna tell you, but you gotta promise me not to tell anybody else, alright?" CD smiled at her.

Magda nodded but thought to herself if CD actually trusted her not to tell anyone then it was her own problem. "Okay, what happened?"

"Well..." CD looked around the bar as if to check if really no one could listen in. "Actually Raina and I had an affair first... Nate found out about it and we started having threesomes... so by now we're just all together... and whoever feels like ****ing gets laid... it's awesome really." She smiled at Magda.

Magda’s jaw dropped. “CD, you’re obviously, uh, kidding, stop playing with my mind!” she exclaimed but didn’t have a clue to believe her or not.

“Why would I kid about the father of my child?” CD asked, keeping a very serious face.

Magda shook her head. “You’re talking to me, CD, you don’t like me.”

CD pondered. “True,” she replied and smirked when Magda’s face became pissed, “but that doesn’t mean I’m lying.” she shrugged. “Oh well, though, if Nate’s not showing, then I guess I’ll just get this to go, and I can go back to my other PARTNER,” she emphasized the last word.

“You and Jack?” Magda asked.

“Yeah, sometimes, we get a little action, but it’s mostly too rough for me to do too often.” Lovingly she caressed her belly. “With the baby and all...”

“Bull****... I’m not gonna believe that! And what the hell do you mean too rough?” Magda still didn’t know if she should believe her or not.

“Have you seen him lately?” CD smirked when she saw him walk through the door, looking like he was in pain. “Speak of the devil.” She motioned Magda to turn around, and as she did CD chuckling whispered to her, “Why the hell do you think he needs those casts... we went to far I suppose... but I can’t help it that he’s so wild.”

Looking back and forth between CD and the man who approached them Magda tried to make up her mind if she should believe CD or not. And she realized that CD must have told her the truth when Jack opened his mouth.

“God woman! You broke THREE of my ribs with that thing you did to me in the guys room earlier! Not one, THREE!!! Do you have any idea how much that hurts?!?” The more CD protested though the more he wanted to nail her.

“Oh like you didn’t enjoy it as much as I did.” Smirking she winked at him and then accepted her food to go and paid for it. She smiled at Magda and then walked out of the bar.

Jack opened the door for himself only this time, and he got in to drive. “What was that wink back there you gave me?” he teased her and touched her thigh once she got in.

“Hands off, I was just using you for an experiment,” she replied and put on her seat belt.

“I could show you some other experiments, then,” he whispered and leaned closer to her.

She purred seductively back, “And I could break the rest of your ribs if you don’t get your smelly breath out of my face.”

Jack muttered inaudible obscenities as he started the car and went back to the station.

Snowfall

06-04-2004, 01:41 AM

That was so freakin hilarious! I loved the part where CD was telling Magda about the threesome and the affairs....:lol: Post more soon!

Swimgirl587

06-04-2004, 06:37 PM

Yeah, me too! I also love the part where she kicked Jack's a**.

keep the good stuff comin' :D

CD DeLorenzo

06-05-2004, 02:34 PM

hehe, there's plenty more Jackasskicking ;)

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Magda sat dumbfoundedly at the bar while someone behind her said a greeting. “Hey, Mag, what are you doing here?”

She turned around. “Oh, hey Nate, I had the day off, so I came in for a drink,” she replied and pointed to her glass.

Nate nodded and Raina was behind him and said hello. “You haven’t seen CD in here, have you?” he asked her.

Magda smirked. “Yeah she was in here earlier, but she told me to tell you that she had some kind of meeting her and Jack had to go to together, and she couldn’t have lunch with you.”

“Oh,” Nate replied sadly. “Okay, well, Raina let’s get something to eat and get back to work.”

Raina nodded. “Sounds great, partner,” she replied, and Magda’s eyes bugged out as Nate went to go order their food.

“You two get along pretty well, don’t ya?” Magda asked suspiciously.

Raina agreed. “Yeah, Nate’s a wonderful guy. We haven’t had the best of luck with our cases yet, but I’ve had a blast working with him,” she replied happily.

“Don’t you mean working him?” Magda muttered into her drink so Raina couldn’t hear her.

"Hey did she say something else?" Nate now asked Magda.

"Who?" She gave him a confused look.

"CD! Who else? Geez." Rolling his eyes he started to drink his coke.

"Ooooh. No no... she just came here, told me to tell you she didn't have the time to have lunch with you and then she and Jack left again, they were all giggling... and in a hurry." She smirked. "He's hot."

Nate’s eyes widened. “You think he’s hot?!” Nate exclaimed, wondering what CD thought about him.

Magda nodded. “Well of course I do, Nate! Everyone does; we were talking about that the other day,” she explained, “and CD was giving us the 411 on him.”

“What did she say?” he asked angrily.

She shrugged. “Oh, I don’t remember what she said THAT time, she’s said so much so many different times. I DO remember what she said before she left today, or actually, what Jack said about her.”

“And what’s that?” he asked skeptically.

Magda acted like she was waving it off, like it was no big deal. “Oh, he said something about her making a bone stick out of him more than usual, or something like that.” She smirked when she saw Nate's incredibly shocked expression at that. "In the guy's locker room apparently..."

"You're telling me bull****." Nate glared at her.

"Fine... if ya don't wanna believe me... don't. Then I guess you wouldn't believe me either that she admitted it to me that she's having an affair with him." She shrugged. "She asked me for tips how she can keep you from finding out... and I told her that she has to keep on screwing you too, or else you'll get suspicious... but oh well, I gotta go get Ben from school." With that she walked out there.

Raina came back with the food. “Here we go,” she replied, but Nate didn’t answer. “Uh, earth to Nate?” she said as she waved her hand in his face.

He still didn’t answer. He had no idea she was even in his face. “That’s it!” he exclaimed and moved his hand toward his pocket. He moved his head and hit it on Raina’s hand. “Raina, what the hell are you doing?!” he asked.

“Seeing if you were awake, but apparently you are,” Raina answered back. “What’s wrong with you?”

“I have to make a phone call,” he replied and dialed her number. He waited for CD to answer and asked Raina while he was waiting, “Do you think that Jack guy is hot?”

Raina nodded. “He’s okay to look at. Why?”

“Damn, I knew it,” Nate said, and then CD answered her phone.

“DeLorenzo.” She said in her usual tone.

“Were you in the locker room today?” Nate asked. “The guys’?”

“Who is this?” CD asked. “Nate, is that you?”

“Duh, it’s me, CD, now tell me-- were you in there today?” He slightly growled.

CD was confused. “Yeah, I was, why?”

“With Jack?” he asked her angrily.

CD nodded. “Yeah, he was in there, too. We were in there because I had to......”

“Give him a blowjob I’m sure,” Nate remarked and hung up. He called her back immediately.

“Nate, what the hell are you talking about?!” CD exclaimed as soon as her phone rang again.

Nate ignored her question. “Good seeing you at lunch today, like you promised. Way to get Magda to tell me, ya damn ho,” he stated and hung up his phone. He shut it completely off and looked at Raina. “Okay, let’s finish that case. What was it? Burglary, murder, unpaid parking tickets? Oh hell, who cares, let’s go work on it.”

Raina was so confused but didn’t object. She grabbed their food, made it to go, and ran after Nate, who was walking at a pace that CD’s long legs couldn’t even have kept up if she was there.

CD wondered what the hell had gotten into him and tried to call him again and again and again, but no success. "Damn you!" She yelled and jumped up, now sure Magda had pulled some **** with him too, but he had fallen for her crap.

Meanwhile Nate stormed into an interrogation room and glared at the guy there. "Okay buddy! Game is over! We know exactly what you did and why you did it!" He yelled at him. "So admit it already and make your life a helluva lot easier!!!"

"Wha... what?" He just looked at him perplexed.

"CONFESS YOU LOUSY SON OF A BITCH!!!" Nate yelled, slamming his fist on the table in front of him.

At that moment Kate walked in and looked at Nate. "What the hell do you think you're doing here?"

"I'm trying to get a confession from this dude here!!" He glared at him.

"That 'dude' is the chief of police!" Kate yelled at Nate. "He's here for a meeting with me!"

Nate’s jaw dropped and his eyes closed.

Snowfall

06-06-2004, 12:12 AM

OMG!!!!! That was so freakin hilarious!!!! Poor Nate! Post more soon! :D

CD DeLorenzo

06-06-2004, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by Snowfall
OMG!!!!! That was so freakin hilarious!!!! Poor Nate! Post more soon! :D

LOL, well he doesn't function without CD ;)

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Raina had just come through the door to tell her partner that their witness had arrived when she saw Kate’s angry face. “Um, I’m sorry to interrupt, but Nate, our witness is in the next room,” she replied.

“Oh my gosh, I’m so incredibly sorry, Mr. Chief of Police,” Nate said. “I have no idea what came over me; I thought that you were our murderer in an ongoing investigation.”

Kate looked confused. “Nate, the two of you don’t HAVE an ongoing murder investigation.”

Nate shrugged. “Oh, maybe it was a rapist then.”

Kate shook her head. “No, you ruined that case already,” she reminded him.

“Oh yeah,” Nate remembered. “Well what suspect do we have in the interrogation room then, Raina?”

Raina sighed. “A witness to a man jaywalking, Nate, remember? Cap didn’t think we should have a big case for awhile, so we could regroup.”

Nate nodded, remembering.

“And you mess up a JAYWALKING case, too?!” The chief exclaimed. “Damn, what kind of a cop are you?! Apparently not a very good one!” he remarked and laughed.

Nate was fuming with anger. "Why don't you go..." At that point Raina's hand covered his mouth. "We... gotta go." She dragged him out with her.

Kate apologized and explained that the two partners still had to get used to each other apparently, because with his partner before Raina they had the most solved cases in the whole city.

Acknowledging that he decided to let it slip this time and they started the meeting until they heard yelling outside. "WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ****ING *******??? NATE BASSO GET YOUR SLIMY LOUSY LITTLE ASS HERE OR I'M GONNA KICK IT TIL IT'S GREEN AND BLUE AND VIOLET AND BLACK!!!!"

Kate groaned. “Can this day get any worse?” she muttered. “Excuse me, Sir, I’ll be right back,” she announced and went out to find CD. She found her by the coffee, asking Jinny where Nate was. “Inspector DeLorenzo, what are you doing?” Kate hissed.

“Even though it’s none of your damn business, I’m looking for that ****ing boyfriend of mine,” CD muttered.

Kate covered CD’s mouth. “CD, tone it down!” she condemned her. “I’m in a meeting with the CHIEF! Your boyfriend has already called him a son of a bitch, and it took all I had to get through that explanation!” Kate pointed to the interrogation room. “Room 2, go ahead and get in there, it’s not like you could damage their case anymore than it already is.”

CD nodded and took off for the room, while Kate went back to her meeting. “I apologize
again, Sir,” she said.

“You have a lot of whackos working here, Kate,” The chief commented. “Who was that yelling?”

Kate sighed. “That would be Inspector Basso’s old partner, Inspector DeLorenzo.”

“They used to be quite the partners, it sounds like,” he observed. “They’re both insane.”

Kate sighed and shrugged. "Well whatever they did, it worked. No one solved as many cases as they did..."

Meanwhile in the room next door CD ran up to Nate, kissed him passionately and then smacked him right across the face. "You damn little bastard!" She yelled at him. "I have no idea what Magda told you, but HOW THE HELL could you believe it??? I met her at the Anchorside, she told me you couldn't meet me and then she wanted me to believe that you're having an affair with Raina!"

"Eww sick!" Raina exclaimed. "I mean he is cute but obviously practically almost somehow kinda not quite married yet..." She told their suspect who nodded. "Uhm, would you like a soda? Great, I'll be right back..." Raina said and hurried out while he frowned and looked back at those two who still were fighting.

"She WHAT??? Baby I SWEAR that's bull****! I would never get it on with Raina! How could I when I have THIS!" He smirked and ran his hands all over his curves, almost to the point of drooling.

"Well d'oh! I know that! But ya know, she pissed me off, so I told her that hell yeah you are... and that we're having threesomes, and hell I'm doing Jack too... which of course I'M NOT!!!" She then told him why she had been in the guy's room with him and that now he had three broken ribs.

That made him laugh. "Oh yeah baby! That's my girl!" He hugged her, glad that she was his and only his.

"Ya know me..." She purred into his ear and they were the old ones again.

Kate was glad that there was no screaming and yelling and that apparently whatever CD and Nate had been fighting about, it was okay again. She was about to say goodbye to the chief when again yelling and screaming started, this time it was neither CD or Nate though. "HELP!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!" The screams came from the door next door. "I'll confess everything!!! I jaywalked because I had to get away from there real fast because I had just killed my wife... please someone arrest me! JUST GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!"

Kate and the Chief rushed up there and looked at the man holding out his hands. “Sir, I’m going to have to mirandize you first before we can accept your confession,” Kate explained.

“Fine, do whatever, just PLEASE get me out of that room!” he exclaimed.

“What’s wrong with it?” the Chief asked him.

“Those two!” he shouted and pointed to the inspectors. “I’ve never heard that much sex talk in my life! Not even that time I called that 1-900 number......”

“Okay, that’s enough sir,” Kate announced, read him his rights and called Raina in to take him to lock up. Kate yelled at her inspector and her ex one as well. “CD AND NATE!” she exclaimed. “What in the hell’s going on?!” she shouted.

CD’s shirt had become unbuttoned, and she was relaxing on Nate’s lap, who had positioned himself on the table.