I know there's already been a roleplay but it seems to have stopped....n e 1 wanna start a new one?

Characters:
Paul
Cate
Bridget
Kerry
Rory
Kyle
any other characters u make up!

:happyface

Sure...I'll be Cate!

I wanna be Bridget!!!!:p

Well i wanted to be Bridgit but i'll be Kerry

i guess i can be rory! haha i wanted to be bridget too but oh well! now we just need paul and maybe a kyle?

IM me at Radmadxpnoy911 on AIM if we're ready to roleplay

Well if no one else comes over then i will be both Paul and Kerry...

do we have everyone?

is there n e 1 being paul or kyle?? we need a paul (maybe not a kyle though)

Joyce Dewitts number 1 fan said that she'll be both kerry and paul

oops sorry i didn't see that one! so are we ready to go then?

Paul-joyce dewitt's #1 fan
Cate-callmetootie
Bridget-somerscompany3
Kerry-joyce dewitt's #1 fan
Rory-ME!
Kyle-??? (no one)

is this right? and we're gonna start now?

I guess we will start when everyone is here...

where is everyone...? haha

im here!

I guess I'l start and when people come in here then they can take their turn...

Paul Comes into the house and lookes around...
Paul-Cate. Rory. Beech and Care Bear I'm home.. Where is everyone?

Bridget: Im here Dad, and no I am not gonna bring my little sister to any parties, and Im not gonna spend "quality time" with you...

Paul-That's not what i was gong to say Bridgie... I got a us 5 tickets to Frank Sanatra's Concert... Isn't that great???? (Smiles that Paul Hennesy Smile)

Bridget: Frank Sinatra??? Um isnt he like you?.. Old?

Paul-No he is older... Where is everyone??? Bridgit i thought i told you not to wear cloths like that....

No, I thought I told YOU not to wear clothes like that...

Kerry comes in.

Kerry-Dad please go chance that shirt... You look lie a banana.
Paul-Well hello Care Bear.
Kerry-Bridgit did you take my toothbrush again?

Bridget: Kerry, I mean CareBear... why would I take your toothbrush?

Kerry-Don't call me that Bridgie beech.... Dad i'm going over to Gina's and do not follow me...
Paul-I won't....
Kerry leaves.
Paul-Well Beech its just you and me... There is a Happy Day's marothon on TVLand... You wanna watch it with me?

Kyle: [doorbell]

Bridget: I'll get it
Kyle: [doorbell]
Bridget: Gosh Im coming... Ugh.. Some people these days need to get a ... [opens door]
Kyle: Hey Bridget
Bridget: .....Life

Paul narrows his eyes...
Paul-Kyle why in the hell are you here?

Bridget: Here, why dont u juss come in, sit on the couch, the cold is giving me goosebumps
Kyle: Okay, thanks
Bridget: Dont thank me
Kyle: Okay I wont
Bridget: HOW RUDE!
Kyle: [rolls eyes and goes to couch]
Bridget: Hey hey hey, I think ur sitting on my mirror
Kyle: Oh sorry, [gets it] Here...
Bridget: [gasp] You broke it!
Kyle: ARe u saying Im ugly
Bridget: Yeah, either that or u sat on it

Paul-Bridgit if he is upsetting you then i will throw him out...

Bridget: No, Dad its ok, just please No old jokes and old comments and old.. and old.. just no old.. thats gonna be hard Dad, but I think you can manage
Kyle: Well, Im here to apologize
Bridget: About what? I already have another boyfriend. And get this, he plays the drums!

Paul-Ok but i'm not leaving this room... Kyle like i said the first day i met you... If you make my daughter cry i will make you cry... I have my eyes on you.

Kyle- Yes sir.. sorry.. gosh there are so many rules for dating your daughter, arent there
Bridget- ugh, but anyways.. is that all you came here for? Cuz I'm like extra bored rite now.. I mean I'd rather go to a Frank Stupinatra concerta
Kyle- Frank Sinatra! I love hiM!
Birdget- I knew you swung that way
Kyle- Ooo look at those drapes they're filthy [reference to when he had to act gay in Come and KNock On Our Door]

Paul-Don't make fun of Frank Bridgie... How would you like it if i made fun of Kyle or Ben????

I'm going to stop now because its no fun with just 2 peole playing.... We will continue later..

yah... people get on! im gonna do my last post tho...

Bridget- Okay, if you make fun of Ben, I'm gonna hurt you?
Kyle- With your skinny hands?
Bridget- [annoyed] And if you make fun of Kyle, whoa, I'll join... but anyways, Dad, I dont feel like going to a Frank Sinatra concert anymore.. Lets just what that Happy Days Marathon
Kyle- I actually like Laverne and Shirley way better.. They're so funny
Bridget- You're cheating with them too! Ugh
Kyle- Gosh, I still like Happy Days. But I love Threes Company
Bridget- Oh I do too! Isnt it so weird how my dad resembles like a wrinkle free version of that Tripper guy
Kyle- Yah...
Bridget- He also reminds me of you for some reason...

i'm here now if n e 1 wants to start it up again!

im ready

Kyle- Anyways, I'm here to say that a few days ago Kerry told me that you have a boyfriend.. that Drummer kid you were talking about earlier....... so I just wanted to tell you that I have moved on too.. and its Kerry.. we're officially boyfriend and girlfriend

Paul-Kyle you are not going out with Kerry... You will hav to deal with me first..

kyle- Well Mr H, I'm not that evil teenage cheating ikissedyourotherdaughter mean betraying teenage hormonal guy that you've labeled me as

bridget- labeled?

Kerry comes in...
Kerry-I forgot my.... Oh no
Paul-Kerry you have got some explaining to do...
Kerry-What?
Paul-Kyle says you are going out...
Kerry-Yes we are... I mean Kyle is a nice guy and he deserves better the Bridgit.... Besides Bridgit has Ben now...

Bridgit- What do u mean he deserves better than bridgit?
Kyle- But Mr Hennessy. I promise fromthis day forward, I will not cheat, mess with or do anything wrong to Kerry, now, with this speech being said will you allow me to date your daughter?
Bridgit- Oh brother

Paul-See this is why i wanted all boys.... Kerry i will have to think this over.... Kyle why don't you go home for now... An where in the hell is Cate?

Bridgit- Dad, gosh.. you are acting exaclty like Kerry.. "Oh gosh, I wish this happend, I wish that happened".. Can u just accept what you have?
Kyle- Um, well I guess your father is right, I should go home now [leaves]
Bridgit- Thanks for letting him leave.. But still, why did he leave! If he still really loved me instead of my little redhead sister, then he wood've stayed! And Dad, Mom and Rory are arranging you and Mom's sock drawers, it turns out that Mom found some boxers in her pajama drawer

Kerry-Your just mad because for once the attention is not on you that it is on me... Kyle is too good for you...(Runs up to her room)
Paul-Ai Yi yi yi yi

Bridgit- Ugh.. [acts serious] Dad, do you think Kyle is too good for me? and also Do you think I'm mad because the attention isnt on me?

Paul-Bridgit i love you and everything but Yes i do....

Bridgit- I'm hurt.. okay, about the attention on me thing.. yah I do want attention, I dont wanna be Kerry... but Dad, you actually think that Kyle, a person that you dispise, is too good for me, a person that you love?

Paul-Bridgit I don't know what i mean right now...

Will Comtinue hen we get a Rory and Cate

[yah we need Rory and Cate!]

Bridgit- Gosh Dad, you never know what u mean... but Dad, just letting you know, if they go on a date, i'm gonna be there.... to ruin it

Rory-whoa mom....how long's it been since u cleaned out these drawers? i mean...pink socks?? did no one ever tell u that orange is the new pink?? or wait...maybe it's not...anyways, just get some new socks, ok?

BRidgit- Rory, I needa talk to you. Come with me to my room

Rory-Whoa, i'm being asked into the girls' room! No way! Rock on! Yes, no more hiding in the closet for me! Aw...that means i have to "give me SEAL away"...

Paul-(Screams) I'm going out for awhile and i might never come back.. (Leaves)

[in bridgets room]
Bridgit- Okay, Rory, now, who should I love? See, even though I've acted like I dont like Kyle anymore, I do. Theres just something about his ... eyes... they're sooo... round.. but then I like Ben, but he's gone.. help me!

[still in Bridgets room]
Rory-[thinking to himself] uhm....hmm....kyle or ben? i'm being asked to help out bridget? hmm...what should i do? i know...since i'm the boy, and the youngest..and a spy....i'll just go tell dad that bridget likes BOTH guys! haha
[talking to Bridget now]
uhm...i dunno bridget that's a hard one...why don't u just think about it at the "library"?? i'm sure u can resolve ur thoughts there...now where did dad go?

Bridgit- Ugh I dont know where Dad is... gosh I guess I'll go to the "library" ... get Kerry and tell her to come with me so I can talk to her

Paul comes into the house walks over to the couch and flops down.. Turning on the sports channel..

Paul-Hmmm i wonder where my loving family is... As long as they don't bother me then that is fine...

[while paul is watching tv, rory comes running in]
Rory-Dad...DAD! Bridget just took Kerry to the "library" and Bridget doesn't know if she wants kyle or ben! maybe u should kill kyle...or how 'bout u just kill bridget??

Paul-Rory maybe i ought to kill you... And what did i say about Tataling? and when Bridgit gets home i'll kill her and Kerry thn it will be just me and Cate.... Maybe we should get a dog.

Rory-i'm sorry dad..[hangs head and does that innocent rory look]...i'll never tattle again..[there's a bit of a pause]..instead of a dog..can i get a monkey??

Paul-Thasa dollar in the Monkey jar!!!!

Rory-Awww man...! But anyways, rn't u gonna do n e thing about "ker-bear" and "beedge" dad??? I mean library, come on! how many times have u fallen for that one??

[scene in library]

Bridgit- [walking in with Kerry] okay, I brought u here to discuss a girl to girl matter. Okay, I like Kyle, but I like Ben. Kyle's here, Ben's not. Kyle has a girlfriend, Ben doesnt. What should I do?

Kerry-First of all Kyle is mine so you need to back off.... Go with Ben. He has a hot body...

Rory-[bursts into library]
BRIDGET! KERRY! dad's really mad at both of you and he's gonna come kill you
librarian-sssssssssh....this is a library!
Rory-oh...right...sorry...do u have n e books on monkeys? or cliffs notes on "To Kill a Mockingbird"? (you'll understand this once u see DBII)

Bridgit: Rory, ur such an embarrassment.......... but anyways, Kerry, if Kyle's yours and Ben's gone... that leaves me with no one.... this is like.............. different

Where are all of the characters? we seem to have lost paul...and we haven't even had kerry or cate say n e thing! where did everyone go!?!?!:notworthy

Kerry-Bridgit i hate to break this to you but your becomming unpopuler....

Ok since Cate has not shown up and i have to roles and Sommers has too roles then PINKCUTIE do you wnt to be Cate?

sure i'll try haha!

Bridgit- Im being unpopular!!!!

Rory-HAHAHAHAHA Bridget has NO friends! hahaha laugh at Bridget hahahahahaha....no kyle...no ben....and no friends hahahaha ohhhhh that's funny Kerry will be so glad...hey since Bridget has no friends...can I get a monkey?
Cate-(all of a sudden in the library too) RORY! stop that! you're not getting a monkey and Bridget still has friends! uhm...right Bridget?

Kerry-God Rory, Mom this is a library... this whole family is uch an embaressment..... I'm going home. Runs out of the library...

Cate-Kerry...wait! we're not an embarassment. are we?
Meanwhile, Rory is LOUDLY pulling books of the shelves, looking for cliffs notes and books on monkeys.

Paul is on the couch when Kerry comes in...

Paul-Hey Care Bear
Kerry-Leave me alone
Paul-Whats wrong now?
Kerry-Nothing.
Paul-Awwww come over here and sit on papa bears lap.
Kerry-Ewww no..
Paul-(Sighs)Well at least tell me what is wrong.
Kerry-No i am going to my room and never coming out...
Kerry runs upstairs.

[Cate comes into the house followed by ROry]
Cate-Paul, where's Kerry? What did you say to her? You didn't mention Jason again did you?
Rory-HAHAHAHA that's funny hahahahaha *cough cough*Can i get a monkey *cough cough* ahem..
Cate-What's that Rory? Do u have a banana stuck in your throat?
Rory-yea...i must be dying. you'd better buy me a money while u still can..
Cate- That's a dollar in that jarf rory!

Kyle- [doorbells]

Cate-ohhhh Bridget [yelling]! Kyle's at the door...
Rory-Don't u mean Kerry mom?
Cate-Rory, stay out of this!

Kerry comes downstairs...
Kerry-kyle i am glad you are here because there is something i must say to you... I think we should not see each other eny more.
Paul-Thats my baby.
Kerry-Stay out of this dad.... I'm sorry Kyle. (Runs back upstairs)
Paul-Thats my daughter.

Cate-Paul , if you know what's good for you...STAY OUT OF THIS!
Rory-Dad, if you know what's good for you...GET ME A MONKEY!

Kyle- Um is Bridget here? I wanna have a word with her.... I met Ben at a Strippers club

Paul-Cate honey you and i need to have a talk in the kitchen..

Cate-In the kitchen Paul? Wow, I'm surprised...that means you have to move...you do know that right?

Kyle- Before u two talk, can u tell me where Bridgit is

Cate-uhm...Bridget...i dunno where she is..
Rory-I think she's still at the "library" Kyle...maybe picking up some new guys..!:eek:

Paul-Yes Cate i do realize that... And Kyle until Cate and i have talked you stay away from Bridgit....
(Paul walks into the kitchen...)

Cate-and Rory, this is none of your business! Get out!
Rory-awww man...this was just getting interesting!

Paul-Cate i'm thinking maybe we should have a talk with Bridgit and get her to focus more on school and collage then boys and party's.... What do you think?

Cate-Oh...I dunno paul! every time you try to pull something like this, beedge rebels and nothing goes your way. you do know that happens every time, right?

Paul-I know but Cate i am only thinking of my daughters future.

Cate-hmm...yea...it would be nice for bridget to go to college and all, but maybe we should just ease up a little paul. things never go the way they're supposed to for you. ever.

Paul-Well she needs to at least date someone else.... I don't wan't her seeing Kyle again.

Cate-hmm, yea well all boys do make mistakes...remember ur yearbook paul..maybe we should let kyle at least talk to bridget. i think it's up to bridget who she wants to go out with..and after she talks to kyle, we'll decide from there!

Kyle- Hey, sorry to barge in, but can I Come in, its freezing out there, and can you please tell me where bridget is?

Paul-Bridget is not here right now i guess you will have to talk to her tomorrow (Shoves Kyle outside) Goodnight Kyle...(Closes the door) Dear god why couldn't we have had all boys??? Or no kids at all would have been better....

Rory-[comes downstairs]
yea, i agree with u dad...boys r better...alot better....so much better that they should all get monkeys
cate-NO MONKEY RORY!!!

Paul-Hey Cate i have got a good ideal...Why don't we sell the kids? I'm sure we could get a fair price for them... Then we can buy that little cabin in the woods you have always wanted..

Cate-cabin in the woods? cabin? in the woods? paul...i think that's your dream, i've always wanted to buy a vespa and go to italy!;)

Paul-Oh yeah right..I forgot... (He kisses he on the cheek) Well i am going out for awhile..I'll be back later...(Leaves)

Cate-huh...i don't think i'll ever be going to italy.
Rory-yea...........that's too bad....it'd be good if u got me a monkey though

Bridget- [coming downstairs] Mom, Im gonna go to the library, buh bye [leaves and sees Kyle waiting at the door] KYLE! Um, Mom, I think I'll just read in my room... [runs back]

Cate-Bridget Erin Hennesey! You will talk to Kyle now! and u can "read" later! He's been waiting here for hours trying to find you! get this figured out!!!

Bridget- Okay, I will, and F Y I Mom, I wasnt gonna read... but where's Kerry. I needa ask her something

Cate-Kerry....Kerry...the moody middle child....kerry....hmmm...come to think of it, bridge, i don't know where she is!!!

[do we have a kerry, i don't think they've posted for awhile!]

I'm still here...I have been gone all week so i will do my post now..

Kerry comes in.

Kerry-Yes mom your moody middle child is here.
Paul-Bridgit your mom is right you and Kyle do need to talk about this.

Cate-Really...that's what you think now Paul? i thought u wanted to get kyle outta here? Alright, this is good! PARTNERS! [high-fives Paul]

Paul-Well i do wan't him out but Bridgie is my baby girl so if being with Kyle makes her happy then all i want is for her to be happy.
Kerry-I'm going to be sick.

Where is everyone? *Scratches Head*

Cate-Paul...you're not by any chance using a little 1996 present from me again are you?
Rory-yea dad...you've already found out the hard way that parenting books have no effect on "your little girls who you want to be happy so you can be happy too".
Cate-Rory! Stay out of this!
Rory-Sorry....*puts on that innocent Rory look*...i just wanna be love and accepted too....*hangs head*

Paul-Rory...Out now...Bridgit talk to Kyle.

Bridget- What do I talk to Kyle about??? Help! Mom! Kerry! Someone?... Not you Dad, you're not a girl

Paul-Well fine...Don't ever ask me for help again!

Bridget: Then I'll be happily living my life!

Cate-Oh hahaha..good one beedge. i mean no offense paul, but.....she does have a point. you're not too good with these things...and no, you're not a girl. Beedge, i think you need to get the whole party thing straightened out with kyle. talk about what really happened

Originally posted by MagicDust1488
Bridget: Then I'll be happily living my life!

Ummm your not Bridgit! SomersCompany is...
*Scratches head*

Bridget- Okay, I'll talk to him now [goes to door] Hey Kyle, what do you want?
Kyle- Well, I tried telling you this before, but I guess it kinda didnt reach your source of hearing
Bridget- What?
Kyle- You know that guy, Ben, that you like...
Bridget- Yah, but there's also another person that I like, but I'll talk about that later
Kyle- Oh surprise surprise. There's ALWAYS another person u like

Bridget- True... true... But anywho, what did you needa tell me?
Kyle- Well Ben, that drummer guy
Bridget- That hott blonde that looked like a backstreet boy?
Kyle- Yah, that one...
Bridget- OoO yes, what about him?
Kyle- Well, I saw him in a strip club
Bridget- Uh, wa wa wa wa wait a second. What strip club?
Kyle- The one by the mall
Bridget- Oh, so that's the Girl Stripper club...
Kyle- Not necessarily. Guys go up there too, ya know, to get certain "pleasures" from those dancing girls. One of those guys is Ben...
Bridget- So he dances up there with girls!
Kyle- Yup. Half naked, I mean 95% naked girls
Bridget- You know what ? I visited his dorm room a few weeks ago and I saw TWO girls there! And even though we're just friends now, I still love him. And I'm not gonna be letting him get pleasure by these dirty strippers.
Kyle- So what are you going to do

Bridget- I know what we can do!
Kyle- We?
Bridget- Yah. Plus Kerry and Rory
Kyle- What?
Bridget- We're gonna go to that strip club and get his attention
Kyle- *thinks a happy thought* You're not a bad thinker, Bridgit. But why do you want to get his attention?
Bridget- Cuz I miss him so much, and last time I talked to him he told me that if my parents didnt get in the way, then me might've had a chance at being boy/girlfriend. So if I tell him that my parents dont care, then he might reconsider
Kyle- But why do you want to see him in the STRIP CLUB!
Bridget- So I can be one of the strippers! And so he can see the REAL ME...
Kyle- Oh, but I think you have to be atleast 18.
Bridget- Oh really? Well, it's okay, I look 18, Kerry kinda looks 18, and I'll dress Rory up as our father.
Kyle- Ohh okay. But why do Me, Rory, and Kerry have to go.
Bridget- Well I want you to go, since you know that place so well... [cough] perv [cough]... and if Rory and Kerry go with me, I can tell my parents that I'm bringing them to a movie that lasts 3 hours or something.

Kyle- Oh, I get it
Bridget- Yah.. so what I want you to do, is go down to the strip club at 7:30, see if Ben is there, make sure he doesnt leave, and meet me outside, and I'll be there around 8, got it?
Kyle- Okay, what time is it now?
Bridget- Um, [looks at watch] 6:23
Kyle- Whoa! I don't have much time! Well I better go!
Bridget- Yah, and I'm gonna try to convince Rory and Kerry to try to come with me
Kyle- Okay
Bridget- Oh, and Kyle, even though me and you broke up, I still really appreciate you helping me through a different relationship of mine
Kyle- Oh no problem. Bye... [walks out] [says to himself] Jealousy bites...

Bridget- Rory! Kerry! When you get the chance, come to my room! I have something important to talk to you about!

Kerry walks into the bedroom,

Kerry-This better be important...I am in the middle of homework.

Bridget- Oh it is! But get Rory! Tell him to hurry up, or else I'll tell Mom about the websites I caught him looking at yesterday!

Kerry-Rory's not here right now..

Bridget- Okay, Kerry, remember Ben, ya know, hott drummer boy Ben? Well me you Kyle and Rory are all gonna go to the strip club near the mall, so I can try to capture his love for me once again. I need you and Rory to go so I can tell Dad that I'm bringing you two to the movies. 'Cuz remember, he said [acts like Paul] "Whenever you go out by yourself you're always wandring into the mall or going to some dangerous concert." So please!! Come with me!!!

Rory- Sorry Bridget! I'm here now! I was just getting the welts on my back checked out by the doctor...

Bridget- Um, right. Well, I need you Kerry and Kyle to come with me to a strip club so I can meet Ben! But you would have to be dressed up as an old man, and we'd have to be your daughters. Please! I'll do anything!... Um... I'll get you a monkey!

Rory-Count me in! A strip club and a monkey all in one night? *makes praying motion with hands and looks upwards* Thank you, Lord!

Bridget- Thanks you two! Okay, now we juss needa ask Dad! Dad! Come up here!!!!

Kerry-Hold on a minute Bridgit...There is no way i am going to a strip Club...

Bridget- What! You can't change your mind now!!! Kerry please! You needa dress up as my mother!!!

Rory- Uhm Bridget...you are dumb. What kind of parents would take you to a strip club. And kerry...why don't u wanna go? there something ur not telling us? you and christina seemed pretty close but....

Bridget- Rory, I'm not gonna tell Dad that I'm going to a strip club! I'll tell him I'm bringing you and Kerry to the movies, so he won't get all suspicious! But I'm gonna ask Dad now.... [goes down, brings him upstairs]

Bridget- Dad, is it okay if me, Rory and Kerry all go to the movies together at 7?... The movie will be done at 10, and then we'll go out for some ice cream. That means we would be home by 11. Is that okay?

Paul-What's going on? You kids never go places together unless ypur planning on getting into trouble.

Bridget- No, why would we go get ourselves in trouble? I mean common, Rory is coming. If we were gonna get in trouble, he would tell on us. Please, we just wanna see "Bringing Down the House". It's not even rated R. Please Dad...

Rory-Yea...I wanna see Raising up the Roof too dad [Rory has no clue what he's talking about, he forgets the name of the movie Bridget said] It looks really sad...I might even bring a box of tissues to cry into [he has no clue that movie's a comedy]

Paul-Oh i suppose you can go...Just be home in time for supper..

Bridget- Thanks Dad!
[Paul leaves]
Bridget- Ha! Rory, you get your old man wig and put on something in Dad's closet, and Kerry, you can dress like yourself, because your just gonna be our friend. But dress maturely, because there is an age rule...

Kerry-Oh Gee Bridgit i don't think i have eny mature clothes....I can't believe you talked me into this..

Rory-SWEET! Strip Club! i'm excited already...but if dad finds out...YOU AND KERRY ARE SOOOOO BUSTED!

Kerry-Uhhhh Excuse me nerdo but you are coming to and with you being underaged if we get busted you get busted. (pops Rory in the head)

Rory-No way...dad always sides with me against you. hahaha!

Kerry-If you don't shut up i'm gona dress you up in my Cheerleading oufit and make you cheer for Bridgit and me...(Kerry Leaves)

Rory- don't make me tell dad on you! i could even tell mom too!

Bridget- Okay guys, dress up and let's go....

IN THE CLUB
*Music in the background*
Bridget- Kyle! Hey!
Kyle- Hey, you, Kerry and Rory better hurry in, it's almost packed
Bridgit- Is Ben in there?
Kyle- Yeah!

Kerry-I can't believe i'm...(spots a hott guy) Maybe it won't be so bad here...

Bridget- Err, where's Kyle. Wow, there are some HOTT STEAMY guys here.. I needa get some numbers... [goes and talks to some]
Kyle- Um, arent you gonna go strip? I guess I'm stuck with old man Rory....

Rory-I'm surrounded by half-naked women...this is my favourite place! I gotta get me a stripper! [walks off into the crowd]
Helllooooooo nurse!

Bridget- I better strip down a little here, it's gettin hott [takes off overshirt, just wearing a tanktop and short shorts]
Guy- Hey babe
Bridget- Back off perv

Kerry sits with a cute guy...She see's Bridgit start to strip and runs up to her...

Kerry-Bridgit what are you doing?

Rory-[trying to act all mature to a woman he sees] You know...I'm not really 13. I just look young because I have a gland disorder...i look like a lamb, but really I'm a lion!

Kerry marches up to Rory and grabs him by the ear pulling him back..

Kerry-Listen nerdo, Don't talk to enyone...Just go to that table..sit down and be quiet...We are leaving soon enyways.

Rory-What??? Why come to a strip club if you can't enjoy it! I don't wanna sit at a table...[sees a table full of female strippers] unless.....[waltzes over to the table] hellooooo ladies! now where were we?

Bridget- Kerry, I'm gonna go up on the strip bar in a few minutes...Look there's Ben right now. Get Rory away from them, he's supposedto be our father!.. and Kerry, if u keep whining, people will know that you're underaged!!!... [sees Ben] Oh my gosh, did Ben just put money in a girls thong?

Kerry- Yep, he sure did! Gee, Bridget, did that take a genius to figure that out? I'm going home!

Originally posted by MagicDust1488
Kerry- Yep, he sure did! Gee, Bridget, did that take a genius to figure that out? I'm going home!

Ummm I'm Kerry...Sorry not to be rude but this RP is already filled..

Rory-Man..I'm not leaving...I wonder if they rent rooms here...I could live here FOREVER!!!!

Kerry- Yep, he sure did! Gee, Bridget, did that take a genius to figure that out? I'm going home!

You can have my role of Cate if you want...then i only have to be one character!

Bridget- Oh gosh Rory... Kyle! Kyle!
Kyle- What? That hott brunette is stripping! Yeah baby!
Bridget- I'm gonna go up there! Ben is right there and he has enough money to feed the world.. [goes on the bar table]
Kyle- Oh my gosh Bridget!
Bridget- [Takes off shirt and is only in a bra, and does those "sexy moves" girls do] [Guys are cheering and putting money in]
Kyle- Wow Bridget I never saw that side of you before
Bridget- Gosh [looking opposite direction of Ben] Is Ben looking at me Kyle?
Kyle- Yah with his mouth open
Bridget- He better stop before a guys drool drops in..

Bridget- [does sexy moves]
Guy- [feels on her]
Bridget- Get your sweaty smelly hands off of me.. Oo 40 dollars! Nevermind, keep them on...

Bridget- [swings shirt in the air, putting it on Ben]

Ben- Hey sex-[takes it off and realizes that its Bridget]y

[Will I be Ben? Or does someone else wanna be Ben? I guess I'll wait till 10:00PM eastern time until someone takes it, otherwise, I guess I'll be Ben, Kyle, and Bridget]

Knock urself out and be ben! it doesn't matter to me! lol

Rory-Ohhhh man I'm outta here! that's disgusting! my sister [makes fake barfing noises]ughhhhhh!

Kerry-(Walks up to Bridgit) I am so out of here...Bye.

Bridget- Rory! You're not my sister :eek: your my father!!! [winks to make sure he doesnt mess up] And Kerry, fine then leave... but please dont take the car.. oh well what do you know, you cant drive! And if u do take the car.. then I dont know whatll happen, but whatever, I needa take care of business
Ben- Bridget! What are you doing here
Bridget- I came here to meet YOU [moans] do you want ME...
Ben- Ummm

Ben- Umm well...

Ben- Uhhhhhhhh
Bridget- Oh brother... [gets off the bar] I needa talk to you [brings him to corner]

Scene change really quick: Kyle sees Kerry getting in the car
Kyle- Kerry! What are you doing?

Kerry-I'm going home..This place sucks...I should have never came here...This is a strip joint for god sakes...Let Bridgit and Rory get busted for being underage...I'm so out of here.

Rory-Kerry waitttttttt! i wanna come too! this is gross! bridget's stripping! let's tell dad! she'll be in SOOOO much trouble! he might even break her nose again, but probably with his fist, not a tennis raquet!

Kerry-(sighs) Get in nerdo and lets go!!!

Kerry gets in te car.

Bridget- You know what Ben, you better talk or I'm leaving
Stripper- [puts shirt on him liek Bridget did earlier]
Bridget- She copied me!
Ben- [to stripper] Hey baby [leaves Bridget]
Bridget- Oh no you did not...

Bridget- [starts putting clothes back on and sees Rory, Kyle and Kerry getting in the car] Kerry!! Rory!! Kyle!! What are you doing! [runs outside]

Rory-Well we're not sitting in the car just for the fun of it...what do u think we're doing??

Bridget- You guys are leaving?
Kyle- Yah, now get in if you wanna leave
Bridget- Yah I wanna leave too, that Ben, he's such a LOSER... but let me in [gets in the drivers seat] [drives off]
Kyle- Well that was a "fun" experience, Bridget I never knew you were THAT HOTT!
Bridget- Kyle, go to sleep

Kerry-looks like your stupid plan failed again...

They reach home and Kerry goes inside...She stops when she sees Jason sitting on the couch.

Kerry-Jason, What are you doing here?
Jason-Kerry i came to see you (gets up and walks over to her) I missed you Kerry, Alot!
Kerry-Well Jason i have to admit i....

Jason pulls her into his arms and kisses her...Kerry wraps her arms around him and kisses him back.

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Hey guys is it okay if i take this role play and put it on my site? because i think this is kind of cool lol

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Kaleys #1 fan, Sure! Feel free! :talk: im glad u like it! And also, I checked out ur site and it's great. I luv the pics!

Bridget- [comes in with Kyle] Oh
Kyle- My
Bridget- Gosh!... Kerry! What are you doing????

Kerry and Jason Break apart....

Kerry-Um Nothing, He started to go into convoltions so i was giving him mouth to mouth.

Jason-I should go home now...(Whispers) Call me later.

Kerry-Ok...See you at school.

Jason leaves.

Bridget- Oh my gosh. Kerry, Where's Dad! And Rory! Someone might've been spying! And we're home early! What'll we tell them?

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Okay guys the RP is now on my site you can find it @ http://kaleycuoco.org it is in navigation but soon it will be listed under my 8 simple rules section i hope u guys finish this one lol good job i like the story line lmao good job guys!

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Kerry-I don't know where mom is but Rory is in his room And dad is Watching the game in his room...And Bridgit if you and Kyle tell enyone that you saw Jason and i kissing i swear i will cut up all of your clothes with sicssors and Kyle i will cut of your...

(glances at his crotch)

Originally posted by Kaleys#1Fan
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Okay guys the RP is now on my site you can find it @ http://kaleycuoco.org it is in navigation but soon it will be listed under my 8 simple rules section i hope u guys finish this one lol good job i like the story line lmao good job guys!

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glad u like it! :happyface

Kyle- Wa hoe! I get the picture, Kerry!
Bridget- Okay guys, let's all go to my room.. and let's do something up there! But Kerry, I won't tell Mom or Dad that I caught you kissing Jason if u promise not to tell that I brought you guys to a strippers club!

Originally posted by Kaleys#1Fan
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Okay guys the RP is now on my site you can find it @ http://kaleycuoco.org it is in navigation but soon it will be listed under my 8 simple rules section i hope u guys finish this one lol good job i like the story line lmao good job guys!

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Your site is awsome...Good job!!!

Kerry-Deal...And why would Iwan't to go to your room? Do you not think i have a life also? I don't have places to go or peope to see? Well your right...I don't.

Follows Kyle and Bridgit to Their room.

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Thanks for the comment guys :) i wont be able to update the RP today but if it end make it really good ;)

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in bridget's room

Kyle- Kerry, I was thinking. Were we ever really together? I mean your parents were always in the way and I just saw you kiss that Jason dude! I'm really jealous! You could've been kissing me!

Bridget- Well now you know how I feel Kyle when you kissed my sister

Kyle- Oh gosh that was a long time ago! Get over it Bridget!

Bridget- Excuse you!

Kyle- But I mean, Kerry! [shouts for everyone to hear] HOW DOES IT FEEL TO JUST WALK IN A ROOM AND SEE YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE STICKING HER TONGUE IN ANOTHER GUYS MOUTH???

Bridget- ShUT up Kyle! My parents might've heard you!! Oh my gosh! Hide! Kerry help me hide Kyle! He's not even supposed to be up here! [pause] Oh my gosh I hear someone coming...

Kerry just stares at Kyle then slaps him in the face...

Kerry-GET OUT!!! JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM AND OUT OF MY HOUSE...I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK...YOU AND BRIDGIT SHOULD STAY TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU ARE BOTH ALIKE.
SELFISH AND SELF CENTERED!!!

Kerry leaves the room crying.

Paul comes in.

Paul-What is going on?

Bridget- Um, nothing... Nothing.. what makes you think that something is going on???...

Kyle- Good grief Kerry if you want me to leave then I'll leave! And Mr. Hennessy, you would be surprised to know what I saw your red head daughter doing earlier today!

Bridget- See nothing going on.. nothing at all, so you can just go down (TRIES TO PUSH PAUL) and... gosh you're heavy...

(Um, I'm just wondering, is there any roles for Kaleys#1Fan to play? Didnt PinkCutie offer her role of Cate to someone.. Idont think anyone responded to her offer, so... anyone have any additional comments to this?)

Originally posted by SomersCompany3


(Um, I'm just wondering, is there any roles for Kaleys#1Fan to play? Didnt PinkCutie offer her role of Cate to someone.. Idont think anyone responded to her offer, so... anyone have any additional comments to this?)

I don't know..You'll have to wait and ask PinkCutie...

Paul-Ok, Ok, I'm going..Dang don't push.

Paul leaves and goes downstairs and sees Kerry on the couch crying.

Paul-Carebare, What's wrong?

Kerry-Leave me alone.

Paul-Well if something is bothering you i'd wish you'd tell me what it is.

Kerry-Well Jason was here and we were talking and i don't know what happened but we started kissing and Bridgit walked i on us and Kyle started all this crap...And (crys harder) I just wished i was not always in Bridgit's shadow.

Paul-Awwww Carebear, You wan't me to break his legs?

Kerry-Well...No..I just wan't him to get back together with Bridgit so she will stop obsessing over Ben and everyone can get on with our lives and everything would not revolve around Bridgit.

Paul-So do i.

Kerry-I'm going over to Gina's...I'll be home later. Thanks for the talk dad...Your great.

Paul-Yeah well i try to be.

Paul leans over to get a hug from Kerry but she leaves.

Sure, Kaley's #1 Fan can have my role as Cate if she wants! No one did respond to that really.

Rory-[barges into the room where Paul is] PUNISH THEM FATHER! BREAK KYLE'S LEGS! GROUND KERRY AND BRIDGET FOREVER!!

[Until Kaley's #1 Fan comes back, i'll be Cate just for a bit, cuz she hasn't had anything to say for awhile]

Cate-[joins Paul and Rory in the room]
Cate-Paul? Rory? What's going on here? Where are the girls?
Rory-Mother...Bridget and Kerry need to be punished, they're scamming boyfriends!
Cate-Paul...is this true?

Paul-Rory get out of here....I don't know what happened Cate all i know is Kerry was crying because of something Kyle and Bridgit did...

Bridget- Oh my gosh, I was listening, and you expect me to be with that girlfriend cheating strip club going house trashing loser that kissed my own younger sister back in January? Well okay.. then I will! Thanks for the inspiration Dad!!! I gotta get Kyle, [looks out the window] He's still walking home...

Kerry comes in..

Kerry-If anyone needs me i'll be in the bathroom drowning myself

Rory-Ok...I'll help you. I'll put a bucket on your head kerry!
Cate-RORY JOSEPH HENNESY! THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
Rory-Well I thought it was...
Cate-Oh and Bridget, you're not going anywhere! Go to your room and think about what you're doing! You too Kerry! And Paul...don't screw this up anymore!

Bridget runs out the house and goes to kyle
Bridget Kyle... kyle wait.. [finally catches up] Gosh you walk fast.. and whew it's freezing out here
Kyle Well why arent you wearing a jacket or anything
Bridget Um Kyle I never bundle up, how un-revealing!
Kyle Okay, so what do you want?
Bridget Well, first off, sorry for what happened with Kerry.. but who cares about her?
Kyle You're right
Bridget OKay, so you wanna start from the beginning, ya know, our relationship?
Kyle Sure! [hugs her] Oh my gosh Bridget I never expected this!
Bridget This is great! But I gotta go home... ya wanna come and have something to eat or drink or something?
Kyle Sure

They walk back to the Hennessy house

:talk:

Paul walks into Kerry's room...

Paul-CareBear can i come in?

Kerry-I guess.

Paul-(sits down next to her) I heard what Kyle said about you and Jason kissing.

Kerry-I'm sure the whole world did.

Paul-Do you want to get back together with him?

Kerry-Kind of...Maybe if i dressed like a lap dancer more guys would ask me out...Like this cute guy. His name is Zack Kripper.
He's so cute but then i think of how much i still like Jason.

Paul-I know its hard...But if you still like Jason then talk to him..

Kerry-I will...Thanks dad...i love you.

Paul-(Gasps) Awwww my litle sarcastic one said she loved me...This is the greatest moment in Hennesy time....Can i tuck you in tonight.

Kerry-(scoffs) No...

Kyle and Bridget come in and go straight to Bridget's room holding hands

Walks upstairs and are in the hallway in front of the bedroom door

Bridget- Oh I think I here Kerry and Dad in there

Kyle- Oh then let's stay out here

Bridget- Oh can you help me take off my shoes? I never knew running in high heels was painful... probably because I never run!

Kyle- Okay, [takes it off slowly] Ohh you like that

Paul and Kerry are still in the bedroom (cough cough) misunderstanding (cough cough)

Bridget- Ooh you take them off so slowly

Kyle- Yah, nice and slow

Bridget- Oo it's getting hott in here!

Kerry-Did you hear something?

Paul-Yeah what was that?

Kerry-It was coming from the hall...

They get up and go out into the hall where they see Bridgit and Kyle..

Paul-TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY DAUGHTERS FEET!!!!

Kyle- Yes sir Mr Hennessy

Bridget- Dad!

Kyle- It's not what it looks like!

Bridget- Nope, um, I just wanted to show him my... um [thinks] toenails.. because um I painted them um this morning... yes... Oh gosh I'm good ...

Kyle- Yes, they're very Purple

Bridget- [hits Kyle] They're Red Kyle, make sure the story is consistent....

YAY KYLE AND BRIDGET ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!! :happyface

Cate-Bridget? KYLE? Kerry?.....Paul....? [looks at paul accusingly]

Kerry-Oh god...

Paul-Kyle i think you should go home now, come back tomorrow..
Bridgit...well since you are halfway into you room pick yourself up and go all the way in...

Bridget- Oh does he really have to go!!!

Kyle- Yah do I really have to go? I was enjoying myself

Bridget- [puts hands on shoulder] Me too...

Paul-Hmmmm let me think....Yes!!!

Kyle- Aww I do? [whines]
Bridget- Aww it's okay, you can come tomorrow! [starts kissing him]
Kyle- Wow
Bridget- ;)

Kyle- Well, I better be going... Bye baby

Bridget- Bye babe

Kyle- [leaves]

Bridget- He's so... [notices that Cate, Kerry, and Paul are still watching] tall... Well, um, I'm gonna get something to eat, goodbye!

Kyle- Well, I better be going... Bye baby

Bridget- Bye babe

Kyle- [leaves]

Bridget- He's so... [notices that Cate, Kerry, and Paul are still watching] tall... Well, um, I'm gonna get something to eat, goodbye! [tries to walk away but gets pulled back by Paul]

Paul-GOODBYE KYLE!!!

Bridget- Gosh Dad, you just had to interrupt my nail showing, don't you think people WANNA see my nails!?

Kerry-Ummm no?

Paul-Kerry stay out of this...Go get washed up girls...Its almost supper time

Bridget- Okay, [goes in room with Kerry]

Ohhh David i like your Siggy...

Kerry-Well my life is over...Well i never had a life to begin with but still..Maybe i should take dads advice and talk to Jason...What do you think Bridgit?

Oh thanx! :happyface

Bridget- Aww Kerry, you do have a life.. but I think that you should talk to Jason [starts brushing hair] I mean you finally found someone who has a thing for you... I mean, how rare can you find a Kerry lover? [looks at brush] Oh my god! Why is there red hair on my brush?

Kerry stares at the brush in fear and flees the room...

Bridget- Errr... [at the door about to exit]

Kyle- [climbing up to the window]

Bridget- [hears something] [panics and gets a dictionary on Kerry's side of the room and throws it at Kyle]

Kyle- Aaaa! [falls down]

Bridget- [looks down] Oh my gosh! Kyle! Shh! I dont want you to get caught! Hurry hide in the bush or something!

Kyle- Owww!

Bridget- Oh gosh [runs downstairs]

Paul- Where you going in such a hurry beech?

Bridget- Um, well, I was staring at the moon out my window, while I was putting on make up, and I dropped my mirror, Well I better go get it before Amanda steals it.. Gosh total prep. [hurries and leaves]

Paul-Why do i not believe her?

Kerry-Cause she's a liar?

Paul-Maybe thats it.

Bridget- What? Why do u think that I'm a liar? I mean, name one time where I've lied to you.. Wait nevermind, but um, fine, come out here and look for proof.. [gets mirror out of pocket ready to throw out when they are all outside]

Paul-Now beech i did'nt say you were a liar...

Kerry-I did.(hears something in the bushes...Walking over to tem she sees Kyle) Ahhhhh and i was right dad...She is a liar.

Paul-(Looks at Kyle) What are you doing here?

Bridget- [acts confused] [throws mirror] Oh hey! I found my mirror! Now Kyle, why are you hear babesters?

Kyle- I dont know, um...

Bridget- You forgot something in my room, right Kyle?

Kyle- I did?

Bridget- YES! You did!Well we better go get it! [tries to go in but Paul stops her]

Paul-I don't think so...You can give it to him tomorrow at school..Bye Kyle...Come on kids..Since mom is at work i cooked supper...

Kerry-Oh God...Dad cooked.

Kyle- Bye Bridget [hugs her]

Bridget- Bye Kyle... Dad? You ruined it again! Hopefully you didn't ruin dinner... [goes in to dinnertable]

Paul-Well since mom is gone and Rory is at his friends why don't we talk?

Kerry-ugggh about what?

Paul-I don't know, School maybe?

Bridget- Okay, at school, Dana was wearing this little skirt with daisies on it, she was a total flop, and along with that she had these new brown high heel shoes, total rip off, and whenever she went up the stairs I had to help her cuz she was always scared that she would fall and break her fake 5 inch purple nails, and she weighs like a ton...I thought she was gonna squish me! I mean just imagine the loss the world would have if she ruined mwua...

Kerry-God Forbid it.

Paul-How was you day today KErry? did you make eny little kids cry?

Kerry-hahaha...i'm going on the computer now

Bridget- Isn't it time for dinner? I'm starved.. And oh my gosh! You'll never guess what happened earlier today! Okay, someone was on the computer early in the morning, and then when I came in, there was a screen saver! And then I moved the mouse to make the screen saver stop saving the screen.... and then guess what website was on?.... PORNO.. ahem, Rory..

Bridget- Or could it of been Dad! Dad were you looking at porn!!!

My last post for now cause i'm fixing to get off...

Paul-no i was not looking at porno..I'll have to talk to Rory later.

Bridget- Oh my gosh, Rory looking at porno again!!! [coughs] anywho, Dad, I'm going to the store to get a new brush. It's full of red stuff, and red mixed with blonde, equals red with blonde which isn't even a basic color, so why would u want to have a hair color that's not even a color when you could have hair that's the color of a real color? Well I better go before the hot pink ones all sell out, bye bye!

At the grocery store

Walking down the cosmetic isle look at stuff and singing

Bridget- (singing) I am beautiful no matter they say words better not bring me down...

Kyle- (Sneaks up behind her) Of course you're beautiful

Bridget- Kyle!

Kyle- Hey! (hugs her)

Bridget- Aww, sorry for making you fall of that ladder, I mean you kinda freaked me out and I couldn't think of anything to do, so I grabbed the nearest dictionary and threw it right at you. Did I hurt you?

Kyle- Oh no, it's okay, I just sprained my ankle, bruised my elbow, and fractured my wrist...

Bridget- Oh that's good... Atleast I didn't hurt you TOO much

Kyle- What are you doing here, baby?

Bridget- Well Kerry used my brush and now it's ruined! So I'm looking for another one

Kyle- Why don't you get this one [points to one]

Bridget- Oh that's for thick hair, I have nice hair

Kyle- Well why don't you get this one [points]

Bridget- Please, it's only 5.99, I don't want people to think I'm cheap...

Kyle- Oh I see...

Bridget- Here's one! [gets one] Pink and over 10 dollars! Just what I was looking for

Kyle- Cool

Bridget- Well, I'm gonna pay for this then we could talk on the way home

Kyle- Okay (walks away)

Bridget- (gives brush to the clerk) Here ya go, make sure you don't get your greasy fingertips all over it

Clerk- Okay, 11.86.

Bridget- (gives money) Here ya go

Clerk- Thank you, come again...

Bridget- (goes to Kyle) I'm back)

Kyle- And you're looking as great as ever

*A robber comes in*
Anyone wanna be the robber or clerk!!! I can't be 4 people!!! The robber will be a "medium amount" role, and the clerk should be a short role

Robber- Everyone stay still and don't panic and you'll be alright!

Bridget- Okay, I have a feeling that we're victims of a crime...

Kyle- You're right

Robber- And be quiet!!! I have a gun...

Bridget- Oh my gosh! He has a gun!

Robber- Did you hear me Missy? I said be quiet!

Bridget- (mouth drops) Yes, I heard you

Robber- Good (walks away to a different isle)

Bridget- I'm scared Kyle!

Kyle- Do you have your cell?

Bridget- Yeah

Kyle- Call your Dad

Bridget- Okay (calls) Pick up the phone! Err I have to leave a message... Okay Kerry, Dad, or Rory, I'm in the grocery store 3 blocks away.. There's a robber in here and I need you to pick me up before he messes up my hair, or before I get hurt....

Kyle- You know what?

Bridget- What?

Kyle- It would've been better if you called the police!

Bridget- Oh yah, err but I can't now, the robber dude is right there. And oh my gosh, just look at him, dressed in all black, how plain, probably his face isn't any better, I mean he's hiding it in a mask.

Rory-[comes home from friend's house and hears Bridget's messege on the machine]
A robber??? Cool! I'm gonna go rescue everyone and then I'll be the hero! [is leaving the door when he sees the screensaver on the computer] Hellllooooooo ladies! I thought I'd be seeing you again! [starts to look] WAIT! i've gotta go save everyone [leaves the house and goes to the store]

Rory- [singing] Roryman Roryman, friendly neighbourhood Roryman! Spins a web....blah blah blah.. [enters the store]

Paul comes downstairs...

Paul-Where is everyone...(turns on the answering machine and hears bridgit's message) Oh my god...Hold on baby...Daddys comming.

Paul leaves.

Bridget- [starts crying] Gosh, when is he gonna leave! He's been in the dairy section for 15 minutes already! [cries]

Kyle- It's okay [hugs her] [they sit down]

Robber- Everyone don't expect me to leave just yet... I want some money from all of you... right now!

Bridget- Oh goody another demand.. he sounds exactly like me...

Kyle- Bridget! Do you have money with you??

Bridget- No! I just spent it!

Kyle- Well then he might shoot us because I dont have any money either

Bridget- Oh my lord, look for money!

Paul runs in front of the store..

Paul-(looks around) need a weapon...

He spots a large stick and picks it up before creeping into the store.

Bridget- Oh my gosh! I see Dad, Rory and Kerry!!

Kyle- Where?

Bridget- In front of the door!! Look!

Kyle- What if they get hurt?

Bridget- Oh no. We gotta do something!

Kyle- Not if they do something first

Bridget- Are you scared or something?

Kyle- Yes

Bridget- Me too!! [hugs him]

Kerry-Dad what are you doing here?

Paul-I'm here to save Bridgit.

Kerry-No i am..

Paul-No your not i am.

Kerry-ok you grab him and detain him and i'll save the little old lady.

Paul-no other way around.

Kerry- Right, I'll save the little old lady and you grab him and detain him.

Paul-Right...Wait... What about Kyle and Bridgit?

Kerry-Let Rory save them.

Paul-Ok. Lets go.

they run inside,

Rory, Kerry, and Paul are inside

Bridget- Dad! Save me!

Robber- You guys better go over to the corner unless ya want a hole through your head!

Bridget- [talks to Kyle] Good lord! He is so rude!! Gosh I can't stand rude people! They're just so rude!

Paul runs up behind the robber and knocks him unconssious...

Paul-Someone call the police..

Kerry-(Grabs the little lady) Come on ma'am i'm here to save you. (they leave)

Bridget- Dad! Good job! And... [goes to the unconscious robber and starts wacking him with a purse] I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! You scared my half to death and you need to learn some respect.. R E S P E S C S... well you know how to spell... [hits again]]

Kyle- [goes up to him] I'll call the police, Bridget, I need your cell

Bridget- Here... [gives it to him]

Kyle- [calls]

Robber- [wakes up again] Who hit me??

Bridget- Oh my gosh he came back from the dead [hits him again with her purse] Ha!! [opens purse] Oh my gosh you broke my brush that I just broke! Gosh, you suck! [hits him again]

Kyle- Okay the police are coming... Should we stay here and wait for him?

Bridget- Yah.. so we can make sure he doesnt leave. I know what we can do! Tie him up!

Paul-Good ideal...who has some rope?

Bridget- I dont! Who would have rope????? Dad look for some in the isles..

I'll make this end quickly....

The police arrive and take the robber away...

Paul-(looks at the lady standing beside Bridgit) are you ok ma'am? He didn't hurt you did he?

Lady-No, I'm fine.

Paul-Thats good.

Bridget- Thank God! You're here! Lock him up! Tear him apart! Give him some new clothes! Just take him away from me!

Kyle- Yes, please...

Bridget- Could we go home? I have to go to the movies tomorrow, and I need my beauty sleep

Paul-Yes lets go home...the game is on in an hour..

Bridget- Okay, let's go [leaves]

They enter the house

Bridget- That was scary! Oh but hey look on the bright side, we might be on the news! [turns on the TV]

Kyle- [goes and sits next to her]

Paul-Wrong..(takes the remote from Bridgit) The game is on...Kyle take Bridgit upstairs and play...

Paul sits on the couch to watch the game.

Kyle- Take her upstairs and PLAY? Cool!

Bridget- Common!

*They run upstairs*