Bridget- I still am MISS POPULAR... wait. I still am? Right Kyle?

Kyle- Right, and she'll prove it

Bridget- How?

Kyle- By running for President of the school

Bridget- What No!!!

Bridget- And Kerry? Do you think you're now Ms Popular because you have a stupid job?

(My 1000th post!!! Yay! :happyface )

YAY!!!


Kerry-No..But at lest i'll have more then 20 bucks to spend...

Bridget- Oh brother.. :mad: Next thing I know, Rory will get a job

Rory-Uhm...actually Bridget i already have one....

Bridget- What, Rory?

Rory-I work at the zoo, remember?

Bridget- Oh yah I forgot... gosh. And Mom, you never really confirmed. Can I go be a model or what?

Cate-Well Bridget, I'd like you to just try somethign else first! but then if nothing works, i guess a model would be ok. I have the perfect job though! one of your dad's friends is looking for a soccer referee for kids, why don't you try that?

(LOL.. Bridget being a referee would be really hilarious!)

Kyle- Hey Bridget! A soccer referee sounds like fun! I mean, all you do is blow a whistle and you get paid big money

Bridget- That does sound like a good idea

Kyle- C'mon do it! I'll be the co-referee

Bridget- Hmm.. Mom, should I take the job?

Rory-yea i agree bridget....i mean, you have plenty of experience blowing things!!

Cate-RORY!!! Stop that! and yes bridge, i think u should!

*has anyone else noticed that bridget has like 10 nicknames? lol Bridge, Bridgie, and beedge or whatever*

*yeah, i noticed... lol. Does Kerry have more than 1? The only one I can think of is "carebear"*

Bridget- Okay! When can I get started??

Kyle- Well don't you have to ask for the job first?

Bridget- Oh yah, where can I talk to the soccer people that have the job of hiring?

*yea i think kerry only has the one*

Cate-Well, your father left the guys number on the fridge if u wanna go check!

Rory-*to kyle* wow, with this job, bridget will sure get better and blowing your whistle! *winks then runs off before Cate can get him in trouble*

Bridget- Rory, Shut up! [walks to refrigerator with Kyle] Mr. Connell, soccer coach, 555-1732? Okay, I'll call him!

[calls him]

Bridget- Hello, I'm Bridget Hennessy, and I'm interested in the referee job you have. --- What can I say about myself?--- Um, I'm blonde, I'm hott, I'm nice looking, I'm attractive, I'm popular---- Oh, and I love soccer! --- I got the job? Really? Cool! [hangs up] Kyle! Mom! I got the job!

Kyle- What about me?

Bridget- Well, he mentioned that they only need 1 referee, so sorry Kyle! But you can be my supporter.. or something

Cate-Good for you Bridget!

Rory-Yea that's greta Bridget...u will need lots of support after all the parents yell at you once they find out how much of an eccentric frazzlehead u r! (using big words just so he will confuse her)

Bridget- A what? That better've been a godo thing

Kyle- Bridget! When do you start!

Bridget- I start this afternoon at 3:30! There's a game!

Kyle- Really? Well get dressed! You'll need something comfortable

Bridget- Ooo okay, Mom, Rory, I want you to come too! Okay?

*an hour later*
*Cate, Rory, and Kyle are in the living room watching TV*

Kyle- Gosh, Bridget sure takes a long time to change. It's already 3:10! The game starts at 3:30!

*BRidget comes downstairs, wearing a short skirt and a tank top, with a pink hat*

Kyle- Baby! You look nice and everything, but don't you think that's a little too much? I mean, you're going to be running around calling out "foul" and "offsides"!

Bridget- Kyle, kyle, kyle. I know what I'm doing. I wanna make a good impression, and the only way to do that is to arouse the coaches!

Kyle- The only one you're arousing is me!

Bridget- Okay guys, c'mon let's go, we're gonna be late! [leaves]

[Sorry for the word "arouse"... only thing I can think of! lol]

*at the game*

[Since we're at a soccer game, you two can add in other characters, like someone from the crowd, or a coach or something]

[They get out of the car]

Bridget- Mom, are Dad and Kerry coming? Cuz if they are, tell Dad not to yell or to cheer. He just looks horrible when he cheers. And also, tell Kerry to smile!

Coach- Hey! Are you Bridget Hennessy!

Bridget- Yes, sir!

Coach- Well you're late! But that's okay, here put this on, it's a referee jersey [gives it to her]

Bridget- Ugh, I have to put this on? I spent so long finding a good shirt... Ugh [puts it on]

Coach- Here, come over here towards the bench

Bridget- Okay, bye you three! WIsh me luck! [walks with Coach]

Rory-Bridget...how are u gonna run in a skirt??? and do u even know the rules of soccer?

Cate-bridge, go put some shorts on please!!!

[Oh sorry for postin 3 posts in a row.. i didnt know u were still online]...

[Bridget runs back]
Bridget- Rory! I do know the rules! You just try to kick it in that goal. ANd Mom! I can't change this skirt now! We're not at home!

[oops sorry i guess i was in the middle of posting when u posted so ur's came up first lol]

Rory-Man i'm excited to see this! i can't wait!

Coach- Okay, the game is starting in 5 minutes. But one of the players from the Iron Eagles are missing.

Bridget- Um, can my brother fill in?

Coach- How old is your brother?

Bridget- He's 13, and he's really good. Rory!!! Come and play some soccer. Kick some balls!

Rory-Sweet! *thinks to himself* hmm...maybe i can somehow make bridget look bad while i play soccer...i could pretend to get hurt or something!

Bridget- Okay! Are we ready to play?

Coach- Yes. Give the ball to the kids and tell them to start

Bridget- Um okay. [walks to the middle of the field] Hey you guys!

Player- Hey sexy!

Bridget- [stares weirdly at him] Okay. Um, I'm kinda new at this, so when I blow my whistle, do what ya have to do. Got it?

[Blows whistle]

And remember, you guys can add in any characters such as players or angry fans or such

Rory-Uhm Bridget, our team just scored a goal! did u get it? and that kid over there just tripped a kid? didn't u see that? and the ball went out of bounds? why didn't u blow the whistle? and the other team has too many players on the field, why haven;t u noticed that??? bridget! bridget!

[Bridget is listening to Rory]

Bridget- Gosh, so many things are going on in this game! [Blows whistle] Timeout!!!

Coach- Excuse me, Bridget, only coaches can call timeouts

Bridget- [Blow whistle] Um, ignore what I just said...

[Rory is still talking to her]

Bridget- And Rory what kid tripped another kid? That is just plain rude! And what's the score? Each goal IS only one point? Right? Or is this the game where each goal is 7 points?

Coach- Bridget, blow your whistle, someone is offsides!

Bridget- Off what side?

Coach- Just blow the whistle!

Bridget- [blows whistle]

Bridget- Um, offsides!!! [asks Rory]

Coach- Bridget, it's too late now, dear. Everyone moved and there's no proof of offsides. Just continue the game

Bridget- [continues the game] [blows whistle] [runs very slowly] My shoes are getting messed up. [talks to the players] How can you all play this sport? It's so dirty!

Paul is on the computer when Kerry comes downstairs..

Kerry-(Imitating Bridgit) Daddy?

Paul-What?

Kerry-Well you know how much i really like Jason right?

Paul-Yeah.

Kerry-Well see he is having this party tomorrow and he invited me and...

Paul-Parents or no Parents?

Kerry-His mom will be there.

Paul-How late?

Kerry-Till about midnight...Please dad? i ean its not a school night.

Paul-Ok since its not a school night i guess you can go.

Kerry-Thanks dad.(leaves)

*the ball goes out of bounds towards Bridget*

Coach- Bridget, pick it up and give it to a player

Bridget- [she goes toward the ball] This ball is full of dirt

Coach- What do you expect?

Bridget-.. Um a ball full of dirt! [picks it up and gives it to a player]

30 minutes later

[Bridget is clueless so she just walks confusingly around the field]

Kyle- Bridget! What are you doing?

Bridget- I'm being a referee

Kyle- Bridget! Look there's a fight!!!

Bridget- [looks at the fight] Oh gosh, this is such a violent sport![goes towards the fight]

*bridget will somehow get through this without ppl getting her in trouble lol*

Rory-Bridget, u hgave no clue what ur doing do u?

Bridget- No! Rory help me! [shouts] Okay, just pretend the fight didnt happen and play [blows whistle]

Player- Ms Referee! Someone kicked my shin!

Bridget- Is that my problem? Now, go and play. Rory! Do something!

Rory-Ok! [leaves the field and goes into the stands with Cate]

Cate-Rory, what are u doing??

Rory-Something. It's funny how stupid bridget is!

Cate-RORY! get back on the field!

Rory-ok...

[Everything is going okay for about 10 minutes]

Perverted Player- Hey sexy, nice skirt [runs along]

Bridget- [makes a weird face]

Perverted Player- [runs back] Nice legs

Bridget- Okay! [blows whistle about 5 times, but nobody stops playing]

[Ball hits her in the face]

Bridget- Oww!

Rory-*laughing* hahaha maybe u should've worn a face mask bridget...u don't want another broken nose!

Bridget- Mom! Come here! I have a bloody nose!

Rory-*on the ground laughing*

Cate-*talking to another parent in the stands and doesn't hear bridget*

Rory-Hahaha, maybe u'll have to get ur old mask again bridget, the one u used when u broke ur nose playing tennis! maybe u should just stay away from sports forever!

Rory-Bridget, it's almost time for the game to end! take the kleenex away from ur nose and blow the whistle!

Bridget- Rory! Shut up!

Player- Oh gosh. The referee got hurt. That's what she gets for not counting 4 of our goals!

Coach- Hey Bridget, are you okay?

Bridget- No! There's more lip gloss on my lower lip than my upper lip!

Coach- Oh I see. Well the game is over anyways, let me bring you to the bench. [Brings her over]

Bridget- Oh thanks

Coach- Do you have family here?

Bridget- Yah, my brother Rory was playing. He was the one who's shoes kept coming off

Coach- Oh him. Is that your family over there? [points to Cate and Kyle]

Bridget- Well, that's my Mom and my boyfriend

Coach- Your Mom looks really familiar

Bridget- She does?

Coach- Hmm

Another Coach- Hey Rick, good game

Bridget- [eyes bulge] Rick?

Coach- Yes?

Bridget- Did you know someone named Cate in high school?

Coach- I believe so. Why?

Bridget- Just come here [brings him to Cate]

Cate-*being pulled over to the bench by bridget* Bridget what is it that u want me to*sees rick*--RICK??? my highschool boyfriend? the one that jammed with the monkeys at some state fair??

(lol Paul will be so mad if he sees them)

Bridget- Yes Mom! He's not that bad looking either! ;) C'mon Mom, talk to him. Bring him home. Make Dad jealous

Cate-Bridget Erin Hennessey! That is nothing for me to do! i am not going to take Rick home to make your father jealous....although he is pretty good looking!

Bridget- Um, Coach Rick whateveryourlastnameis, I would like you to meet my Mom, Cate Hennessy.

Coach Rick- Hello

(Do you wanna be Rick? Or do you want me to? Or will we both be him? lol)

(doesn't matter to me)

ROry-Hey, ur the guy that lost me a dollar from my monkey jar!!!!:mad:

Rick- What monkey jar? [looks at Cate] Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? You really really really look familiar

Rory-My monkey bet jar that i had with my dad...every time we talked about a monkey a dollar went in the jar, and my dad mentioned something about u and the monkees but he was too mad to put a dollar in the jar!!! You owe me a dolla!

Cate-You really don't remember me?

Rick- [thinks] Ohh! Were you the girl I dated back in high school? Cate Hennessy! The one who wanted to become a nurse!

Bridget- Some people are so slow

cate-What happened to ur music career then Rick? did u stop that to become a soccer coach?

Rick- Well, I got tired of the music business, so I wanted to take a shot in helping kids

Bridget- Aww! How nice! Mom, why don't you bring him home? [winks] Ya know, to make [winks weirdly] some [winks] people [winks] jealous... Rory, don't you [winks] agree

Rory-Bridget do you have something in your eye??

Bridget- [rolls eyes] Well, Mom?

Rick- Ya wanna go out for a drink or something? To ya know, look back at the old days and stuff?

Bridget- [mouths a "yes"]

Cate-Hmmm....my husband wouldn't like that too much, so sure!

Rory-And can I have my dollar too that u owe me? Please sir?

Cate-Rory!!!

Rick- Boy, your son sure is a begger [give him 20 dollars] Here's 20 dollars man

Bridget- 20 Dollars!!! That's like... more than 19!

Rick- Oh you want 20, too?

Bridget- Sure!

Rick- [gives her 20]

Bridget- Mom! Can you bring Rick to the mall! Ya know, since I just got money

Rick- Oh, and here's 15 more dollars for being a referee, and i would also like to add, despite some, I mean, a lot of technical errors, you were still a great referee [gives the 15 dollars]

Bridget- Thank you! Mom! Please can we go to the mall? I mean, I have 20 + 15, um [thinks] a lot of money!

Rick- Yah, I wouldn't mind going to the mall.

Rory-SWEET! thank you sir!

Cate-Alright Rory...just don't spend it on anything stupid! No wetsuits or surfboards!

Rory-Don't worry mom, i won't! *turns away* Helllllloooo sunscreen!!! (it kinda goes with wetsuit and surboard)

Bridget- So can you bring us to the mall, Mom?

Kyle- [comes back]

Bridget- Kyle, where were you?

Kyle- The little boys room..

Bridget- [thinks] The playground?

Kyle- [reacts weirdly] No baby, the bathroom

Bridget- Ohhhh... well Mom? Mall or not? This money is burning in the sun!

Kerry is on the couch when Paul comes own...

Paul-Hey CareBear...Wanna go to the mall with me? I need to get some thng.

Kerry-Sure, I have nothing else to do.

Paul-Great go hop in the Mini Vn.

Kerry-Not the loser cruser...

Paul-GO!!

erry-Going.

They leave

Cate-Well I suppose so!

Rory-Sweet!
*turns to bridget* hey bridget, will u take me to the surf store?

Bridget- Sure whatever. Kyle is coming with us too, right?

Kyle- Yah, and I need a new surfboard, even though I dont live near any ocean

Bridget- Yah, and plus I wanna see some surfer dudes

Coach- Well what are we waiting for, let's get going.

Cate-Alright, everyone hop in the van then!

Rory-I can't wait to get this sunblock!

[at the mall]

Bridget- Oh my gosh, it's so crowded here today

Kyle- Yah, I know

Rick- Cate, while the kids go to the surf shop, where should we go?

Cate-Gee, I dunno, why don't we go grab some coffee and something to eat??

Rory-that sounds good to me...before you go can u give me money mom? i wanna get some food too, but i don't wanna be seen eating with my mom!

Rick- Sure.. Hmm you're boy is something, and so is your daughter. I wish I had kids..

Bridget- Mom, me, Kyle, and Rory are gonna go to the surf store. Bye! And remember, don't go near me. We're in the public eye Mom...

Cate-I know, I know, go ahead, have some fun kids! And don't tell your father about this!!

Rory-Hmm....really??

Cate-You can't blackmail me with a monkey again Rory!

Rory-ok..

*in the surf shop*

[Rory, Kyle, and Bridget are walking around, the guys are interested, but Bridget gets bored]

Bridget- You know what? There are absolutely no hott guys here.

Kyle- What about me?

Bridget- Oh, baby, you're not hott. You're very hott

Kyle- Oh okay, good. Hey Rory! Look! Wetsuits!

Bridget- I'm gonna go sit down and read my Teen People magazine [sits down and reads] Christina Aguilera so needs to make up her mind. Black hair? Blonde hair? Black and Blonde mixed together on her hair looks soo dirty

--
Rick- So, how's life, Cate?

Kerry and Paul arrive at the mall...

Kerry-Gimme some money dad, i wanna go and buy a CD.

Paul-Ok..Well all i have is a 20 and...

Kerry-(takes it from him) 20 is fine...Thanks dad. (Walks away)

Paul walks around the store.

---Rick and Cate are still engaging in a very fun conversation---
Rick- How's your husband?

---Rory, Bridget, and Kyle are still in the store; Kyle and Rory buy surfboards and Bridget is still reading the magazine ---

Bridget- [reading magazine] Cuter than me [turns page] Not cuter than me [turns page] Same level of cute [turns page] Same level of cute [turns page] Same level of cute

Kyle- Baby, we're finished! [shows her his board]

Bridget- A gray board? How gloomy

Kyle- Babe, a macho guy like me on a pink board? I dont think so

Bridget- Okay, let's go, I wanna go to Victoria's Secret. I need a new bra...

Kyle- Okay! [gets excited]

[They walk out]

Cate-Well...my husband./..how is he...well, he's Paul, i can say that for sure.
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Rory-Bridget, of course black and blonde hair makes Christina Aguilera look dirty, isn't that the whole point of the song? and i don't wanna go look around victoria's secret, and mom said u can't leave me by myself!

Bridget- Rory, there are bras, panties, and every sexy girl item of clothing there. You could sneak in a dressing room if ya wanna

---

Rick- How long have you been married? What does he look like?

Cate-Well...erm....he looks like Paul...and we've been married long enough to have a 16-year old, 15-year old and 13-year old!

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Rory-Sweet, I'm there!!!

Rick- Hmm.. Well it's glad to hear that your life has been going really well, Cate. ;) And let me tell you. I really missed you...
---
[Going in the store]
Bridget- Oh my gosh! Everything's 25% off!!! [goes in and looks for stuff]

Kyle- Wow [looking at the thongs (ive never been in V. Secret, so I donno exactly whats in there)] Bridget, you'd look really [fantasising Bridget in that] , really hott in this

Bridget- Kyle? I look hott in everything

Cate-Hmm...yea..so what's been going on with u rick?

--

Rory-*Looking around the store and at the girls in the store* This is my favourite place!

Rick- Well, I was married for 1 year but I divorced last year. And I never had the chance to have any kids. But I do have my eye on a special someone (really talking about Cate)...

---

[Bridget and Kyle are paying]

Cashier- That would be $63.26.

Bridget- Okay [pays for it]

Cashier- Here's your receit, come again.

Bridget- Thanks [leaves with a huge bag of stuff]

Kyle- Whoa, 60 dollars on panties and bras? --- Nice...

Bridget- Well, I have to make sure I'm in full stock just in case anything happens

[About to leave but Rory is still staring at the posters and wo-manikans]

Bridget- Rory! Come on!

Rory-*does not hear Bridget* *continues staring at the manikan with awe and amazement*

Kyle- Should we leave him?

Bridget- Yeah let's go [walks back to Rick and Cate]

.... 5 minutes later when they're finally where Rick and Cate are...

Bridget- Mom, I'm done with the under garment store, I'm ready for the over garment store

Kyle- And I got a surfboard! Isn't it cool!

Bridget- And Rory is still in Victoria's Secret staring at a me wannabe... hey that rhymes! Me... Wannabe... wannabeme.. [laughs]

Kyle- [doesnt get it] A ha ha ha [widens eyes at Cate]

Cate-Bridget, you left Rory by himself??? he's probably wandered off already! go check the pet store!

Bridget- The pet store is like at the other side of the mall... so we'll check Victoria's Secret first. And on the way we'll stop by some bath and body, clothes stores. Ya know the drill. Bye!

..... Moments later at Victoria's Secret ....

Bridget- Rory?

Kyle- Rory! Cmon where are you? [comes in with his surfboard again and accidentally hits a manakin]

Bridget- Kyle!!! [looks at dressing room and sees Rory crawling on the floor] Rory!!

Kyle- Bridget!!!

Bridget- Okay, I can only focus on one of you. Rory, Kyle, or the me wannabe. I'll go to Rory. [walks over] Rory what are you doing

Kyle- Bridget! A girl's butt is in my face!

Rory-*didn't expect to see bridget there* uhm.....uhm....uhm...i...uhm...i dropped....i dropped....uhm....*sees a "kleenex" on the floor, but it's really a bra liner*...my kleenex so i was picking it up!

Bridget- Rory! Get up! You are so perverted [looks at Kyle] and so is Kyle! Look at the way he is looking at that manakin's butt!

Kyle- Bridget! Rory! Help!

Rory-Psh...let Kyle fend for himself, i'm out of here!!! *leaves the store*

*this is my last post for now*

Bridget- Kyle, here let me help you up... [tries to help him up but falls on the manakin, which is on Kyle]

Kyle- I have an idea

Bridget- What?

Kyle- Get off!

Bridget- Oh sorry! [lifts manakin off and Kyle's safe]

Kyle- Whew finally! I've never been more excited to have a girl get off me..

Bridget- Oh no we lost Rory again

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Rick- Ya wanna go to the ice cream place?

Rick- Remember our first date?

Rory-*in the pet store* wow, look at all these great monkeys! *to salesperson* i'll take one spider monkey please

Salesperson-That'll be 5064.67$ please!

Rory-Do you take american express?

Salesperson-No sir, sorry.

Rory-What about VISA?

Saleperson-No, we only take direct cash only.

Rory-*to self* man, i can't get away with stealing that much money from dad! the only thing i could've got away with was forging his signature on his credit card! *to salesperson* Well those are the only cards I have, see ya later!

Salesperson-Goodbye sir, and remember pirahnas are on sale today for only 10$ each!

Rory-*thinking*








I'll take 10.

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Cate-Yea sure, ice cream would be great. Uhm...our first date...no...i don't recall that. what happened?

Rick- Well, we went to the beach? Remember? [starting to have "loving" feelings for Cate]

[Bridget and Kyle comes to Cate and Rick]

Bridget- Mom! We lost Rory again!

Kyle- Yah, a woman fell on me and Bridget fell on the woman...... a fake woman

Cate-Oh for heaven's sake, go find him!!! He's probably at the pet store!

Bridget- Ugh, fine then. Then we're going to eat ice cream..

[they leave]

Rick- Well do you remember? The date? .... Hmmm ... I do remember that you were in sexy short shorts and a light blue top...

---

at the pet store

Kyle- Rory! Rory!!!

Guys i just thought i should tell you i won't be here for the week cause i'm going to my Aunts for Spring Break...So someone will have to take over the roles of Kerry and Paul for me until i get back..

Okay, thanks for telling us! :) And have a great spring break!

Cate-Oh really...well erm...i don't really remember what happened. You remembered my clothes that i wore???
------
Rory-*wanders from the pet store into the skateboard store* Sweet! look at all this awesome skateboards! *goes into the store and starts to test them out*

Rick- Yeah.. You were sensational. Um... you wanna go walk around, and talk

---
[looks for Rory for about 30 minutes]

Bridget- I'm tired

Kyle- Me too

Bridget- We should just leave Rory wherever he is. I mean, if he doesnt find us, he'll just walk to the car, and if he gets in trouble the police will just bring him to us. So it really doesnt matter...

Kyle- Ya wanna go somewhere?

Bridget- Yeah... let's go to Bath and Body Works.. [they walk there]

Cate-hmmm...welll i dunno, i have to work tonight, and Paul's probably wondering where i am! so...i should probably round up the kids and head home...give me a call sometime though rick. how long r u in michigan for??

---

Rory-*still playing with skateboards in the store and doesn't know everyone else is leaving* wow...this one's nice! if only i had 459$!!!

Rick- Aw are you sure? I'm really having a great time... and if you didnt already know. I live here. In Hickory Creek (same as the Hennessys)...

---

[Bridget and Kyle are in Bath and Body works, which is next to wear Rick and Cate are]

Kyle- Whoa it smells like soap in here

Bridget- Yah, it's a soap store. Hey look! A complete bath package!

Kyle- I'll just wait outside... [waits outside and sees Paul] [looks closely] Bridget!! I think your Dad is here! We better warn your Mom!!!

Bridget- What!! [looks out and sees him] Okay that's him... in his slippers. OKay, let's go to my Mom

[They meet Cate and Rick]

Bridget- Mom! RIck! [they stand in front of them so Paul doenst see] Daddy is here, Mom!

Cate-Uh oh this isn't good...quick, let's leave kids *doesn't realize rory isn't with them, just wants to leave before paul sees them* Hurry, lets go! *no one notices that rory is missing* see you later rick! bye!

---

Rory-*still playing with the skateboards, but then gets bored and heads over to toyland* Sweet! look at all this stuff!

Rick- Bye, Cate!

[Bridget, Kyle, and Cate run fast but gets interrupted by a surveyor]

Survey dude- Excuse me, can I ask you some questions

All- No! [they hurry, and realize that Paul is in the store in front of them]

Bridget- [sees that Paul is talking to one of her friends] Dad! Stop talking to Amanda!!

Kyle- Bridget!! SHhh!

*this is my last post for now... im going out!

:)

Cate-Bridget, who cares!! keep running as fast as you can and don't let your dad see you!
------=
Rory-where'd everyone go?

Bridget- Okay! [tries to catch up to them, but is wearing high heels]

Kyle- Bridget.. Come on!

Bridget- Wait a sec. It's okay if he sees us now.. I mean, we're not with Rick!

Rick- [comes behind her] Cate, you forgot your cell phone [gives it to her]

Cate-thanks Rick---EVERYONE RUN!!!

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Rory-Why is the mall so empty? *the lights go off*....-rory pauses-...SWEET! locked in the mall!

Bridget- Mom! What about Rory?
Rick- Um, Cate I'll call you!

Cate-Rory??? He's with us, now get in the van! *they drive home*

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Rory-This is gonna be the best night ever!

*at home*

*they all run in*

Bridget- Okay! We're at home! Everyone act normal.

[Bridget and Kyle talk on the couch]

Kyle- Where's Kerry

Bridget- I think she went with Dad

((Sorry for being late, spent all day with my gf-I guess Paul and Kerry are stuck in the mall, huh?))

*in the mall*

Paul-Kerbear, why did the lights go out? Is this some tradition you kids have? You know, closing the mall WITH PEOPLE INSIDE?!? Well, at least it means it means I get to make sure you don't get into any trouble.

*at home*

Cate-So, Kyle, I suppose you'll be wanting to stay the night? Seeing as how Mr Hennesy isn't here, I guess I'll have to fill in for him-NO.

Now how will Beach get out of this one, lol

(Owen, oh.. it's okay! :happyface)

Bridget- Mom! Please! Me and him won't ... ya know...

[doorbell... it's Rick]

Bridget- Mom, could you get it?

Cate-Why can't you get it Bridge? I'm in the middle of making mac and cheese, your favourite!!!

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Rory-*is in toyland doing fun stuff with all the toys* Sweet i'm gonna silly string the barbies! and then i'll build a giant LEGO block out of LEGO!!!

Bridget- Gosh

[doorbell again]

Kyle- Why dont I get it

Bridget- Thank you Kyle

Kyle- Gets it [opens door, sees that its Rick, and slams the door in his face] It's Rick!

Bridget- Rick?

*in house*

CATE-Okay, let's be rational-Rick can't harm us or anything, can he? So why not answer? *answers door* OH MY GOD IT'S RICK. *slams door* I guess maybe rational wasn't what we should have tried.

*in mall*

PAUL-What's that? Kerry, I bet there's more of you awful...teenagers...*mutter to self* devils...around, stuck with me. I think we should get out of here ASAP. In fact, I order it.

(hey Owen, I'm Cate lol, ur supposed to be Paul and Kerry)

Rory-*is now at the ice cream parlour making gigantic sundaes but hears Paul and Kerry talking, but doesn't realize it's them* What was that? Someone's here! Maybe it's a burglar and i can save the mall and be a hero! Sweet...I'll set up a trap in Toyland!!!

Bridget- Mom! Dad might be coming home soon! He can't see Rick here! Oh no...

Rick- What?

Bridget- I know! Call Dad! Tell him to... buy lipstick for me

Cate-bridget, where is your father though? Isn't the mall closed already? He should be home by now if it is!! And i don't think you'll be able to call him...his cellphones sitting right there on the table....

Bridget- Um, I know! We'll hide him in your room!!

Cate-Oh yea??? Then what happens if your father comes home and decides to go to bed? Why don't we just stay calm and not answer the door? *doorbell rings again* HE'S STILL HERE! Quick, everyone turn off the lights and hide!

Bridget- Well, he'll kinda realize that we're here if the lights turn off suddenly

Kyle- Not if there's a power outage!

Bridget- Kyle! That's smart!

Cate-Wow, i'm impressed Kyle, that WAS smart! ok kids, go turn ALL the lights off and then hide upstairs in your bedroom bridget!

Originally posted by PinkCutieK
(hey Owen, I'm Cate lol, ur supposed to be Paul and Kerry)

Rory-*is now at the ice cream parlour making gigantic sundaes but hears Paul and Kerry talking, but doesn't realize it's them* What was that? Someone's here! Maybe it's a burglar and i can save the mall and be a hero! Sweet...I'll set up a trap in Toyland!!!

(*hangs head in shame* sorry...)

KERRY: Dad...It's not like they're going to come out of the walls like in Aliens. Just chill, okay? You're SO embarassing.

PAUL: There's no-one around, so HOW on earth am I embarassing?

KERRY: *looking around* Dad, someone's always around when you embarass me. It's part of God's punishment of me.

Bridget- Turn off the lights!
[They turn off the lights]
Rick- I know you guys are in there, I heard you talking
Bridget- Aww man [opens door] Hey Rick
Rick- Why were you avoiding me?
Bridget- Um, long story, but how bout this, go home and we'll get everything straight tomorrow. Me, my Mom and Kyle have to go to the mall to see if my Dad is there

*it's ok Owen lol, just a misunderstanding haha*

Rory-*has finished his LEGO block and now is setting up the trap for the "burglar" which Paul is convieniently walking towards* This is gonna be great...marbles, jacks, silly string, maple syrup....no burglar will ever get through this!!!

Rick- Oh okay, well Cate I'll see you tomorrow [leaves]

Bridget- Mom! Cmon let's go to the mall. We have to check on Dad, Kerry, and Rory

[KERRY, RORY, and PAUL ARE LOCKED IN THE MALL]
[BRIDGET, CATE, and KYLE ARE GOING TO THE MALL]

[Goes in and walks]

Bridget- Whoa, it's so dead in here. It's like a... a... an empty mall

Kyle- It is an empty mall

Bridget- [sees Paul] Look! I see someone!

*don't let Paul be seen just yet lol...he has to walk into Rory's burglar trap*!!!

Rory-Hmm....add some tacks...and some Barbies just cuz they have arms like steel forks....hmmm.,...and...some....chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and the finishing touch....TICKLE ME ELMOS!

*oh okay lol.. I forgot bout that*

[they keep walking]

Kyle- What are we doing here again?

Bridget- We're looking for Kerry, Rory, and Paul

Kyle- Why? I thought you hated all of them

Bridget- Well when it comes to safety, I cant base my decisions on whether I like them or not.

*i've gotta go, i'll be posting more tomorrow! byebye*

Rory-excellent...this is the best...the whole town will look at me as some sort of hero....like Superman!

Bridget- Mom, I dont see anyone anywhere. We should go home

Mom - Really? I thought you had a lot of friends.
Bridget - No, I have a lot of boyfriends . Not friends!

(sorry I wasn't around yesterday, I was ill)

PAUL and KERRY are wandering around, looking for a way out. They go into toyland, hoping the loading door is open. They fall into Rory's trap.

PAUL-AAAAGH!!! Ow...You know who this trap reminds me of?

KERRY-The Vietcong? Please don't tell me your 'Nam stories again, we all know you went there in 1991, not 1971.

PAUL-NO! And it was still dangerous. *pouts* No, this seems like Rory's work. Who else would find tacks, toy monkeys and jars funny? What a strange boy...RORY JOSEPH HENNESY!

Rory-*to self* uh oh...i should go hide somewhere.....hmmm....i'm hungry *stomach rumbles* The ice cream parlour sounds good to me!!!

[Bridget, Cate, and Kyle walk in his trap]
Bridget- Aah!!!

(and MagicDust1488, you dont have a role in this roleplay)

Rory-Uh oh...those aren't burglars! Thats my family! I'm gonna be in so much trouble! i'm outta here...let them explain this one and all the missing ice cream! *runs out of the mall*

Bridget- Okay, what's going on. I think something is up

Bridget- Dad! Kerry! Where have you been?

[Kyle finds a way out]

Kyle- Yes! I found an escape!

Bridget- I think we better go straight home now!

Kyle- What about Rory?

Bridget- What about Rory?

Kyle- We still dont have him

Bridget- Its okay, he'll probably be featured on the 11 oclock news.

Cate-No, Rory could be in there Bridget! I think I'll go in there and look around! You and Kyle wait out here...in the dark...

Bridget- Okay, I'm staying here next to the empty shoe store. So, after u find Rory, you come here. Waste your time finding Monkey Breath.

PAUL-Well, Beach, we were here looking for you. The better question is...Cate, this one is for you too...Why were YOU here?

KERRY-Mom, dad, you're going to let Bridget wait in an EMPTY shoe shop....Bridget, shoes, no security guards?

PAUL-Good point Kerry. Bridget, come with me. And don't argue. Or I'll lock you in the BigLadies store. You want them to find you there in the morning? Hey...What if Casey tells Rich Britney who tells Kim who tells Heather that you were found shopping for size 20 clothes? How does that sound? And we're not going to just leave Rory here, whatever you say. If we don't get him back, I'll buy a monkey. How do you like that?

(I loved the 11 o'clock news one)

Bridget- I hate Rich Britney

Kyle- How bout we set up a plan. Two people go one place, three people go another....

Cate-Hmm...that sounds good, that's the only way we can split it up. Bridget, you come with me. Kyle Kerry and your father can go the other way! *hahaha*

Originally posted by SomersCompany3
Bridget- Oh no Dad, keep your mouth out of rich Britney's doom! Okay okay, I'll go with you. Where are we going anyways

Kyle- How bout we set up a plan. Two people go one place, three people go another....

(That Bridget line confused me. I'm stupid, sorry...I'll post soon. P.S. My 100th post!!!)

(Sorry, I didnt even understand my own line.... lol.. whatever :( I'll edit lol )

(And guys, I've been sick the past wk and like reading the comp makes me kinda "bleh"? so I havent TOTALLY comprehended what's going on. So am I right-
Basically Rory is at the mall, and Cate/Bridget are searching at one side of the mall, and Kerry/Kyle/Paul are searching the other side of mall, right?)


Bridget- Can't Kyle search with you and me, Mom? He's good at finding things...

Cate-Erm...*cate forgets who she had grouped together* I though you and kyle were going one way and i was going with Kerbear and your father??? I don't know, let's just do that and go find Rory!

*Meanwhile, Rory is playing with monkeys in the pet store*

Rory-Oh monkeys...who wants to come home with me??? I'll dress you in a little hat...and u can ride a tricycle...and i'll teach you how to hide Bridget's makeup!!!

Bridget- Okay! Me and Kyle will go one way... [sees a monkey pass by] Oh my gosh! There's a monkey!!! Rory is in here!

Rory-*chasing the monkey* NO!!! magic johnson get back here!!! i still have to put your hat on you! *bumps into bridget but runs away before she can see him* uh oh...i need to get all the monkeys i can before everyone finds me!! *heads back to the pet store* uh oh...where'd magic go?? *goes to search the mall for his monkey*

*meanwhile cate is searching with kerry and paul*

Cate-i smell a pet store...that's probably where rory is! let's go!

Bridget- Who was that! There's someone in here!

Kyle- That lookd like Rory chasing a monkey!

Bridget- Go chase him!!! [runs]

Rory-*running as fast as he can away from Bridget and Kyle* Uh oh...they're gaining on me...come on...what would Magic do?? I know...*slips into the nearest store* *it happens to be a bathing suit store* *sees manequins* Helllllooooo ladies! Wow....*starts rifling through bikinis*

Bridget- [running] Gosh where's Rory?

Kyle- I donno, but I'm worn out

Bridget- Me too.. Gosh, I wanna go home

Kyle- Where's your parents and Kerry?

Bridget- They're probably at the other side of the mall looking for the animal keeper

Kyle- Ohh, do we have to still search for Rory?

Bridget- No! Let's leave, I'm tired, I'm scared, and Dawson's Creek is on. Let's go

Kyle- Okay, [goes through an emergency exit]

[ALARM RINGS]

Cate-Uh oh! The alarm just went off! That must be Rory! Come on, let's go to where the alarm's coming from! *suddenly a group of mice, a monkey, and several birds go by* RORY!!! he must be at the pet store...i'm betting he's still working on the bet that's he's betting he's father with a monkey bet. hmm...i'll bet!!! *that was supposed to make no sense lol* To the pet store it is! *forgets about the alarm going off for the time being*

PAUL-Calm down, everyone! So what have we worked out? Rory has let a storeful of monkeys loose, either he or Beach have set off an an emergency alarm...OKAY, PANIC!!!!

KERRY-Dad, are you sure I wasn't adopted?

*they follow Cate to the pet store*

PAUL-Okay, no Rory, but no monkeys either...Where else would a teenage boy go...Oh dear God...Cate, is LadyStuff still around here?

*Cate says yes, etc*

PAUL-I got myself a hormonal teenage boy to catch.

Bridget- Oh no! Kyle! YOu set off the alarm!

Kyle- There's only one thing we can do

Bridget- What?

Kyle- I don't know

Bridget- Oh, wait, I do!

Kyle- What?

Bridget- Leave this building! [they leave and go to the car]

[Bridget and Kyle are going in the car while the others are still looking for Rory]

Bridget- Gosh it's dark out here

Kyle- Yah, it's 11:30...

Bridget- Hey look, there's Julie's car... total ripoff

Kyle- Cmon let's go in the car, it's really humid out here

Bridget- Okay [they get in]

Rory-*is not in the bikini store anymore...he's at....uhm...the toy store again jumping on a trampoline with a pogo stick* Sweet! i wonder if i coukld somehow steal this without my parents noticing! maybe i can get magic to do it for me...magic johnson, where are u???

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Cate-Where on earth has Rory got to? *they're in the bikini store* He was obviously here...i can smell the monkey scent. Let's just be like uncle toucan and follow our nose!!! *heads off in the direction of the monkey scent*

[Bridget and Kyle are waiting in the car]

Bridget- Whoa it's getting really hot in here

Kyle- Oh really? [wants to "make his move" if u know what I mean]

Bridget- [takes off sweater and is now in a revealing top]

Kyle- Wow

*haha oh kyle and bridget*

Rory-*is still jumping when suddenly there's a LARGE ripping noise* Uh oh...that definately did not sound like a monkey peeling a banana *gulps*! oh no....*trampoline rips and he falls through* OH NO!!! Uhm...uh oh...uhm....uhm...*stares at the trampline then runs off*

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Cate-Did you guys hear that ripping sound? It sounded like you trying to take your toupeé off when you used to wear one for fun, Paul!

[They are in the backseat]

Bridget- [moves up to get a brush in the front seat]

Kyle- [moves head towards her direction to take a glance at her "rear end"]

Bridget- [sits down and hits his head] Kyle! What are you doing?

Kyle- Um, just... stretching

Rory-Where to go...where to go??? hmm...better just scram! *runs out of the mall into the parking lot*

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Cate-Where could he be!!!??? Did we check the toy store???

Kyle- Bridget, you know what you are?

Bridget- What?

Kyle- Hott

Bridget- Oh I already knew that

Kyle- Hott sexy and [starts kissing her for a long time]

Rory-*runs to the car and opens the door* AWWW! Sick! EWW! Gross! before i know it, i'm gonna have a nephew or a neice!!!

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Cate-RORY!!!Rory! Where are you??? Come here and we'll buy you a monkey!

Bridget- Rory!! You interrupted us!

Kyle- [trying to catch breath] You have nice tongue Bridget

[They start kissing again]

Rory-Stoppit! I'm too young to be an uncle! It means i'll have to buy extra birthday and cristmas presents!!!!

KERRY-Dad, considering the alarm went off, and you SOMEHOW, bah, worked out Bridget did it, surely you should be wondering what she's doing now...?

*Paul's eyes go wide open, and he sprints for the parking lot*

PAUL-RORY JOSEPH HENNESSY! I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER! BRIDGET ERIN HENNESSY....Get off that boy, you look like you're trying to swallow his head.

*grabs Kyle*

PAUL-I would tell your dad, but he's possibly even more of an evil goblin than you...So maybe it's time to tell Mommy? Remember what happened last time, Kyle? When your mom caught you with Rich Britney?

Kyle- Um, sorry Mrs. Hennessy

Bridget- Dad! I could explain! See, there was something stuck in Kyle's braces, so I shoved my tongue in to try to get it before a cavity ... um started... forming

Kyle- I dont have braces

Bridget- Oh, well, oo im a bad storyteller

Kyle- Mr and Mrs Hennessy, please dont do anything about this. Pretend that you didnt see anything

Bridget- Yah, me and Kerry dont tell Kyle about those weird noises we hear at night, and those bed squeaks

Bridget- Yah, me and Kerry dont tell Kyle about those weird noises we hear at night, and those bed squeaks

EWWW MENTAL PICTURE lol!!!

Rory-That's just sick...Dad do you have a barf bag, because I think I might just be sick!!

Cate-Bridget, you're in trouble! You do not take boys into backseats of cars in the middle of an empty parking lot in the dark!!! Now, get out of the car!

Bridget- Get out of the car? Why?

Cate-Erm...well...because then you won't be with kyle! You can come help me look for rory and kyle...u can stay in the car!!

Bridget- Mom, Rory is right next to you

*oops i forgot about that lol*

Cate-Oh uhm...right...well just get out of the car anyways, or else you'll be walking home by yourself!!!

Rory-*laughs* haha, the day bridget walks home and gets her shoes dirty is the day iget a monkey...wait a second...maybe you SHOULD walk home bridget!!

Cate-NO MONKEY RORY! now bridget, get out of the damn car!!

Bridget- Ugh [gets out of the car] Now what?

Kyle- Mrs. Hennessy, it wasnt what it looked like

Cate-Oh let me guess what it was....some "magical" aliens came, pushed your faces together and then kyle died so Bridget you had to revive him with your tongue??

Rory-Hey mom...you know what this could mean?

Cate-No, whats that Rory?

Rory-Maybe it's a sign that you should buy Rory a monkey!

Cate-NO RORY!!! Now bridget, you are in so much trouble! You sit in the front with your father, i'll sit in the middle with rory and kyle and kerry will sit in the back. We'll drive kyle home and me u and your father will have a talk when we get home!!!

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That was my 400th post! lol YAY!:dance:

[Congrats PinkCutieK! (for ur 400th post)]

Bridget- Oh great I have to sit next to Dad. [sits in the front]

Kyle- [goes in the back]

Bridget- Oh no, if anyone sees me I'm ruined. Nobody rides a car sitting next to their father. In my world, that's illegal...

Rory-Oh no Bridget, the God of your world might overthrow you and you'll be banished to the world of the ugly people...isn't that like your world's hell?

Bridget- [gasp] Ugly people ? That's like father to the power of 100!

Kyle- Mrs. Hennessy, can we go eat out im hungry [looks at the street whiel they are driving] There are loose monkeys in the street!

Bridget and Kyle- Rory!!!

Rory-WHAT!?! *does innocent Rory face* Why does everyone always assume it's me?? I didn't do anything...*puts the banana from his hand under the seat quickly*

Bridget- Oh my gosh! A traffic jam! Do you know what this means?

Kyle- That Rory is in trouble?

Bridget- No! It means that people will havea better chance of seeing me in the loser cruiser with the loser cruiser-er...

PAUL-The difference between you and Kyle and me and your mother is WE ARE MARRIED! And please...You're corrupting your brother. Cate, are you sure Kyle should be in the backseat with a girl?

KERRY-Yeah, it's not as if THIS situation is uncomfortable or anything. *rolls eyes*

PAUL-Well, Bridget, just think, everytime we catch you playing tonsil hockey...yeah, I know you're all about to say "ewwww"...I will drive you around for several hours in the neighborhood, with you in the front, and the windows down. And from now on, I will ALWAYS catch you. And Kyle, remember, call me Sensei. I so prefer it to Poppa H.

Rory-DAD! WATCH OUT! you're going to run over magic jophnson!

Bridget- Oh brother, tonsil hockey, Magic Johnson?

Kyle- Poppa H, it wasnt like we were having... you know...

Cate-Ok Kyle, don't get Bridget into more trouble than she's already in! Kyle, Bridget, no talking until we're home!!! *pull into Kyle's driveway* Goodbye Kyle!

Rory-*hops out of the car* Magic Johnson, get back here!

Kyle- By Poppa H, Momma H, Monkey H, Moody H... HOTT SEXY H

Bridget- Aww.. bye hott stuff

Kyle- See you tomorrow

ROry-Bye Babe! hahaha dad do u have a barf bag!?!?!

Cate=Rory! Stop that! And Bridget, no more talking until we're home!

PAUL-Kyle, I'm going to give you 10 seconds to get inside, and then I'm going Sensei on your butt....KWAAAAAAAH And please don't talk about sex and my daughter in the same sentence. Shouldn't you still be worried about cooties?

KERRY-Dad, just because YOU were worried about cooties at 16, doesn't mean me and Bridget are.

*PAUL stares suspiciously at KERRY*

KERRY-ewwww.....cooties....Kyle, get out of the car, you might infect me

Kyle- Bye [walks home]

Bridget- His body is soo.... is sooo ..

Rory-So...so....ugly like yours?

Cate-Ok Rory, that's it! no talking for you either!

Rory - Oh man! How can I make fun of my sisters if I can't talk?
Kate - Rory! You are definately grounded for life!

PAUL-Beach, are you obsessed with getting in trouble or something?

KERRY-No dad, usually you don't catch her.

MagicDust, you arent in this roleplay. Not to be mean, but this is the 3rd time we told you

Bridget- Kerry, be quiet!

[They're at home]

Bridget- I'm going to my room ... [walks up there]

Rory-*runs into Bridget's room* Hey Bridget....!?

Bridget- What? You know what? This whole week was like totally bad for me! I get busted for driving without a license, and now I get busted for just appreciating nature? What is up with this world?

Rory=Well.....actually....i was just gonnna ask you....are you pregnant yet?? *does his little Rory smirk that everyone knows* *laughs*

PAUL-Another wondeful day in the Hennessy household...Cate, are we bad parents, or are our children just the spawn of Satan?

KERRY-I'm going to bed. My head hurts from all the monkeys.

(how about Rory has smuggled Magic into the house?)

(sounds like a plan...that could be interesting! haha)

Rory-*still in bridghet's room but here's some "oohing and aaahing"* No, Magic Johnson! I don't have anymore bananas! *there's a rolling noise and then a crash* Get off my skateboard! i already told you, that's for me only!

Bridget- Oh I feel terrible... Kerry! Help. How do you not get in trouble, but I always do. I dont get it....

Rory-Hey Bridget, do you by any chance have a little hat or tiny bicycle? or maybe a banana or 2? oooh...and maybe some scented spray..?

Bridget- I dont have a bicycle. But I do have scented sprays! They're all in my side of the bathroom, which is like all of it... and my hats are all in my closet.. Dont take the pink ones!

Rory-Hmm...ok! *takes an armful of sprays, takes ALL the pink hats just to be a pest* *finds some pills* Bridget...what are these????They look like testosterone pills...is there something you're not telling us???

KERRY-Well, Bridget, I don't get into trouble by not doing stupid things-you know, like making out with my boyfriend in dad's car, or lusting after his body in front of my parents, or many other similar things.

And Rory, you're one to talk-you wonder if Bridget is hiding something, when you're asking for tiny hats and perfume...Get out of my room, weasel, you're making me yakk.

Rory-Bridget kissed your boyfriend too Kerry? Man Bridget, you should get your own corset and 1 foot long boots...i heard they have an opening in the striphouse downtown!

Bridget- Rory! Get out!!! Or else I'll tell Dad that you were staring at that girl across the street with binoculars..... when her window was open and she was naked!

Rory-But Bridget..that's not possible...there's a park across from our street...(*I know there's not really in the show...but i'm trying to make Bridget look dumb lol)

Bridget- Oh yah. Then what am I thinking about? ... Errr. Oh! I can tell Dad that there's a snake in your room!

KERRY-Dad got rid of that. Bridget, leave the insults to me, alright?
Now Squirt...If you don't get the heck out of my room NOW, you'll be having a little meeting with Mr Rope and Mr Rug...And maybe your secret box will be discovered...You know, the secret secret box

Bridget- Yah, the secret secret secret! box.. Well, I'm gonna go to sleep you guys. It's Sunday tomorrow and Rory is having a party.. Oo wow pubertic little boys roaming around the house. What fun

Rory-I am??? I'm having a party??? Since when?? and what kind of word is pubertic bridget? are you sure you're not still in kindergarten? that's usually where you find all the dumb, airhead blondes!!

Bridget- Yes you are having a party.. it's your birthday tomorrow

Rory-My birthday??? No it's not!!! ARe you sure you passed kindergarten Bridget?? Are you positive?

Bridget- Well, if you insist that it's not your birthday, it's fine with me. I might get to talk to Kyle tomorrow

THE NEXT DAY

[Bridget wakes up]

Bridget- *yawn*

Kyle- *outside window*

Bridget- Kyle!

Kyle- Let me in!

Bridget- Shh! [brings him in] What are you doing here?

Kyle- I just had to ask. Ya wanna go to Universal Studios with me tomorrow? You and your family? I think it'll give me time for me to connect with your family....

Bridget- Oh I'd love to!!! Tomorrow? That'd work! I mean, it's a holiday so we dont have school! And today..... I think.... is Rory's birthday. He keeps changing it, i never know whether or not he's lying, cuz when he's lying he has this look on his face, and when he was talking to me, he didnt have that look, but i couldve sworn his birthday was today... But basically, yeah, I'd love to go!

Kyle- Okay! Well ask your parents.. and hopefully we'll get a yes!

[goes down with Kyle, forgetting the fact that nobody knows Kyle is in (cuz Kyle snuck in through the window)]

Bridget- Daaad?

the 700th port in this thread!!!

Rory-Bridget...you're right it is my birthday today! *he's lying* so where's my present????

Bridget- Rory, I didnt get you a present.. I mean, do I look like I care about you? Cmon now. But anyways, Dad, can we go to universal Studios in Orlando tomorrow. Please! Kyle will pay for us! PLEEEEASE. I mean, you'll probably get to meet your favorite TV character!

Rory-Universal studios!!!??? AWesome! Can i bring Magic Johnson? He wants to go and see the other monkeys...and maybe ...wait i mean...uhm....yea...i have lots of homework*he realizes his family doesn't know about the monkey he has*

Bridget- Rory! You dont ever do your homework anyway. What difference does it make. Dad? Mom? PLease...... We'll see Woody Woodpecker. And ooh! We get to go back to the future!

Cate-Hmm....well I have to work tomorrow night...and don't you have to work tomorrow during the day Paul? And how're we going to get to Universal Studios in time?? We'll have to go for at least 3 days!@!!!

Bridget- Okay, well let's go for 3 days! It's spring break, hello? Florida!

Rory-SWEET YEA LET'S GO! I WANNA SEE THE MONKEYS!!! YEA!!

Cate-Well, I supposed we could go. Paul, can you get time off work??

Bridget- PLease Dad!!! I mean you're a writer. Just write along the way... Cmon you can write about your fun time there. Just think.... hot guys with their shirts off, hot guys with their shirts on, hot guys with their shirts on but wet, and me in a really short top.... Oh wait nevermind

Cate-yea, i think we'll be able to go! i need a break from the hospital!

Rory-and i need a break from the zoo-ish smell in my r-oh....uhm...nevermind!

Bridget- THanks soo mucH! We'll be going in Dad's van.. kyle will be coming.. so that's' 6 people. enough space in the van! Woo!

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In the car - In Georgia....

Bridget- [putting on lipstick] Where are we?

Kyle- I think we're in Georgia. Like Atlanta or something

[They hit a bump]

Bridget- [Bridget's lipstick gets messed up] Can we please go to a rest stop? I need to wash my face, and this lipstick...

Kyle- Here let me lick it off

[make a parent react!]

Cate-Excuse me??? Did i just hear the word lick?

Kyle- I meant ....flick

Bridget- [whispers] You cant flick lipstick off my face!

Rory-Bridget, why don't u just like it off yourself...you're a good licker right??? hahaha

(Sorry, I was away from home for a few days)

PAUL-Aaaah, the hormones washing around this car...Rory, I could always put you in the front with me, where you can't annoy anyone...

KERRY-Why exactly are we going to Florida WITH OUR PARENTS? Isn't that like against the law? Are we going to sit in the hotel room like we did when we visited Colarado? God, this holiday is going to be so lame.

Bridget- Kerry, dont ruin this trip. I mean, cmon we never get to go anywhere...

Kyle- And plus you get to see the animals! And believe me, they dont kill animals over there

Rory-HEY!!! they don't kill animals at our house either!!! wait!....i mean....uhm...at our animal house...uhm yea, that's my word for zoo!

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cate-Oh Kerry, lighten up. bridget's right...please use your sarcasm with a smile instead of a sneer just because it is holidays and all!

----At the entrance of universal Studios

Kyle- Well we're here, the wonderful world of movies and fun!

Bridget- Hey, you should be the tour guide!

Rory-yea, he's given you lots of tours, hasn't he Bridget?? *winks ;)*

Bridget- Rory! Be quiet! [looks everywhere] Wow... this is like a whole new world. I mean what's up in Michigan? All we have is the Great Lakes... Woopee... Hey! Does this place have a mall!

Kyle- No Bridget, it's an amusement park

Bridget- Well, they need to get a mall... I mean what if someone decides to get new clothes..

Rory-You could buy a Tshirt from the souvenir shop...i'm sure it'll be the new trend...t ****'s that say i love hippos on thme!

oops that was supposed to say shirt's but i forgot the r! sorry lol

(lol)

Bridget- I've never been in a souvenir shop before. What can you get in there?

Kyle- Souvenirs, Bridget.

--In parking lot (getting out of the car)

Kyle- Wow we're finally here. Get ready to have some fun you guys!

-- in the actual park

Kyle- Look, Nickelodeon Studios!

Bridget- Oh no let's not go there, you never know what slime can do to perfect hair

Kyle- Ya wanna get a snack

Bridget- Sure, what do they have here?

Kyle- Pretty much everything... wanna look?

Rory-*sneaking along behind bridget and kyle but they don't notice him* hahaha...this'll be a perfect time to pull a prank...it involves u, magic johnson(he brought the monkey with them)

--after they have eaten--

Bridget- Mmm that was good, I must've gained 5 pounds... oh thats not good! Oh no, cmon we better walk and burn off some calories!!!

Kyle- Hey let's go on E.T!

Bridget- Entertainment Tonight???

Kyle- No, the extra terrestrial

Bridget- Oh the raisin looking alien dude, gosh, total fashion disaster

--At ET--
Kyle- Cmon let's go in the express line, I got express tickets

Bridget- Wow, you're great Kyle.

---On ET---

Bridget- Wow you know what? This is like the only time I'm totally prevented from bruises or scratches while riding a bike. So I better take advantage of it

Rory-*still behind them even in the ride* oh magic johnson...u just wait...you'll be able to have your fun soon! muah hahahaha! (evillaugh)

--out of the ride---

Bridget- Mom, Dad, could me and Kyle seperate from you four... I mean, we need time alone..

Cate-No, definitely not! if u 2 separate, then things will go wrong...very wrong...and everyone will get lost, and your father will think he knows where he's going, but he'll fall down and be attacked by lions...and those are just the highlights...

Bridget- Ugh fine, vacationing with parents.... thats like an oxymoron. Cuz nobody vacations with parents. That's like so last yr. But anyways, where do you guys wanna go now?

Rory-Let's go to the petting zoo! i heard they just got some new monkeys in!

Cate-Rory, stop that ridiculous obssessing!

Rory-But mom...

Cate-I mean it!

Rory-but....but...

Cate-Rory Joseph Hennessy!!

Rory-Alright, alright....can we at least stop for a banana or 2 then?

KERRY-*smiling* Sure, mom. This holiday is so lame.

PAUL-I could be getting run over right now, but oh no, I had to come here...

(I loved the line about ET being a total fashion disaster!)

Rory-So can we go get something to eat...preferrably bananas...or not???

Cate-Oh alright, i guess we're all a little hungry by now...what's with you and the bananas Rory?

Rory-Uhm...you know how it is....lots of bananas...strong bones...*stubs toe and it cracks*

Cate-Yea right Rory, what's really going on??

Bridget- Hey, let's go to Back to the Future!! Cmon!

[they get in line]

30 minutes has passed

Bridget- We have express tickets and we've been in this line for 30 minutes. Cmon now.

Rory-Yea, this is stupid...Kyle, are you sure you got express tickets?

Kyle- Yes, I'm sure...

Bridget- Okay, you guys could go back to the future, before my bladder does... I have to go to the bathroom.. I'll wait for you over there [points] where the hott guy is selling hot dogs. Okay? [leaves]

Rory-Back to the future here i come! and magic's coming too!

Cate-Rory, what are u talking about? Anyone wanna fill me in?

KERRY-Oh, I think simians are just magic mommy, can we go see the monkeys...

PAUL-Our kids have finally lost it. GOD, WHY ME?

Cate-Oh Paul...are you sure you're not the one who deserves to be in the nuthouse?

Rory-...do monkeys like nuts?

im new to this board, and just want to say that I love this roleplay! Keep up!!

Originally posted by KBlue10
im new to this board, and just want to say that I love this roleplay! Keep up!!

Thanks alot!! it's fun doing roleplays lol!!

At the hot dog stand:

Bridget- [looks at the hott guy selling hot dogs] [shes next in line]

Michael (hot dog dude)- Hey [checks her out] How cn I help you

Bridget- Can I have one hot dog. Make it LARGE AND THICK. (shes a little too excited)

Michael- Surely. Um, Why dont u step back here.

Bridget- Sure!

Michael- Let me just get my wallet and we can walk around. It's my lunch break. Did you still want that hot dog?

Bridget- Oh no, thats okay. I'd rather be with you...

(let's assume Paul doesn't see Bridg get away)

PAUL-Where's Bridget? KYLE, YOU INCOMPETENT IDIOT, WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?

Kyle- She went to the bathroom Mr H!

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Bridget- So, are you single?

Michael- Yeah... are u?

Bridget- [thinks] Yeah...

Rory-Actually Kyle...I think she's buying hot dogs, and it sure ain't your's!!

Cate-Rory, stop that, or else I'll have to take you back to the hotel...or maybe even the daycare...you can help out with the babies!

Rory-No, it's ok! *thinks...babies wear little hats* actually, maybe that's a good idea...they can see magic's hats!

Cate-*thinks he said magic hats* What magic hats? Rory, what are you talking about??

Rory-Nothing!

[Bridget and Michael are walking along]

Bridget- Hey, I'm gonna get some cotton candy, ya want some?

Michael- Sure

Bridget- [gets wallet out, opens it and Michael sees a pic of Kyle]

Michael- Who's that? [points to pic of Kyle]

Bridget- Umm.... thats my brother

PAUL-Okay, okay, calm down, calm down eveyrone, DON'T PANIC! (dad's army moment, lol) Let's break into teams, search for Beach-she can't have got far. Okay, okay, let's see. Kerbear, you and Mom go that way, and me, the boy...and THAT *pointing at Kyle* will go this way. Bridget never just...goes...to the bathroom!

KERRY-Notice how, whenever there's a cute guy around, Bridget suddenly disappears, and we have to go search for her?

Bridget- [gets the cotton candy] Here, Michael.

Michael- [kisses her]

Rory-Dad, Kyle, I see Bridget over there! With a boy!