Kerry runs in...

Kerry-Dad guess what?

Paul-Not now.

Kerry-But...

Paul-Wait until the game is over.

Kerry-But dad, the police gave me 2,000 dollars because i rescued that little old lady.

Paul-Thats nice, Now go outside and play.

Kerry-Ugggggh no one ever listens to me..(stomps into the kitchen)

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In the room

Bridget- [heard Kerry tell Paul about the money] She got 2,000 dollars?

Kyle- Obviously so...

Bridget- Well I gotta go down there and get my fair share! [runs down]

Kyle- Oh wait for me! [runs down with her]

Kerry sits in the kitchen eating..

Paul-YES TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

Kerry-God dad could you get eny louder?

Paul-Sorry.

Bridget and Kyle are running down the stairs

Bridget- Kerry! You were given 2000 dollars?

Kerry-(looks at Bridgit) Uh yeah...And no you Are not getting your grubby little hands on MY money.

Bridget- What grubby little hands? Kerry! You got 2000 dollars! You can atleast give 200 to me, I mean, I did make the phone call to alert you guys. And also, I spent all my money on that baby blue top with the skin tight jeans two days ago, and earlier today you made me spend more than 10 dollars on a brush you ruined!!

Kerry-(laughs) 200? You must be on drugs...I'll give you ten dollars for the brush but that's all you getting.

Paul-Keep it down girls...The game is still on.

Rory-[comes running into the house after being at the store]
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE EVERYONE! DAD, KERRY, YOU ALL RUINED IT! and dad, u were wearing your slippers again! has anyone seen the news?? that's all they're showing ! DAD IN SLIPPERS! now i'm gonna have to change my name AGAIN!

Cate-[comes into the house] I just saw the news! that's terrible! SLIPPER DAD!

Paul-Hey my slippers are comfortable so Rory you will have to deal with it...

Kerry-Guess what mom, The cops gave me a 2,000 dollar reward for saving a little old ladys life...(Hands Cate 400 dollars) Here take dad somewhere nice. (kisses Cate on the cheek) Ahhhh Today is such a great day.

Bridget- Oh goody, slipper Dad... I mean not even Brittny's Dad wears slippers in public... but Kerry, you gave Mom 400 dollars and you're only gonna give me 10?? What did I ever do to you to hurt you?

Kerry-Don't even get me started on that...(tosses Bridgit 20 bucks) Be a good doggie and fetch..

Paul-(cuddles with his slippers) I love my babys..

Bridget- Wow 20 dollars. I can sure get the newest prettiest clothes... [phone rings] If it's Amanda I'm not here, if it's Kathrine I'm not here, if it's Laura I'm here and give it to me, and if it's Ben tell him to bug off and that I left my driver's license in the strip club and I need him to get it for me

Kyle- Bridget! Shh...

Bridget- I mean, um, tell him that I'm not here too...

Paul-TOUCHDOWN!!!!

Kerry-(Answers Phone) Hello, Jason? Hey...No not much...Oh ok sure, I'll be there in ten minutes..(Hangs up the phone) Dad i'm going to the library.

Paul-Ok be home before supper.

Kerry-I will..(leaves)

Kyle- Whew, good.. your Dad didnt hear you mention the strip club.. boy if he knew you went there, then you would be in BIG trouble...

Bridget- I know! So shhh...

Kyle- And you left your drivers license there?

Bridget- Yes! I needa go get it...

Kyle- Why dont you use my Dad's car, and bring us to the bar, and I could get your license, while you stay in the car, then we can go to the library with Kerry....

Bridget- Okay! Dad I'm going to the library with Kerry.. bye bye... Kerry! [runs after her]

Rory-[goes and hides in the trunk of the car so he can go to the strip club too]
This is gonna be great! The "S.E.A.L.'s" back again!

Bridget- [running to Kerry] Kerry, get in the car, we gotta get my driver's license...After we get it, we can go with you to the library. And Kyle, we dont have to use your Dad's car.. we have our own... and plus your Dad's car's mirror is broken, I won't be able to look at myself...

Rory-[laughs to himself] hahahahahaa....this is gonna be great! 2 times at the stripbar! oooh...maybe they'll have monkeys i can steal!

Bridget- Common get into the car [gets into car] Kerry, if you dont wanna go with us, you dont have to, but you'd have to walk 5 miles just to go to the "library"...

Kyle- Yup

Bridget- Boy it's cold, I needa get my coat from the trunk..

Rory-[still laughing to himself] Wow, i must be the luckiest 13 year old in the world!

bridget opens the trunk...

Bridget- [gets coat from the trunk without even noticing that he's in there] Gosh and you know this coat better not be wrinkled up or anything because I don't want people to think I'm dirty cuz me, dirty? Uh uh I dont think so... [closes trunk]

Kyle- Here let me put your coat on for you

Bridget- Oh thanks Kyle

Kyle- [puts it on her] Why does this smell like male cologne?

Bridget- [smells it] Oh my gosh! It smells like a guy! I can't smell like a guy!

Kyle- But why does it smell like a guys?

Bridget- I dont know. Whatever, I just wont wear it [opens trunk, throws it in there, and closes the trunk]

Kerry-You guys are not going with me...Jason and wanna be alone.

Kerry walks away.

Rory-[breathing heavily] Whew...that was super close!! I almost gave my position away! i could've ruined my whole hiding thing! I'll have to be more careful!

Rory-[lets out a huge, noisy sneeze]

Bridget- Fine then Kerry... Kyle cmon get into the car... [they get into the car] [drives off] Did you hear that???

Kyle- What?

Bridget- A sneeze...

Kyle- No

Jason is sitting at a table when Kerry wlks up to him.

Kerry-Hey.

Jason-Hey Kerry..Wow, You look great.

Kerry-Thanks, So do you.

Jason-You want to sit down?

Kerry-Sure.

Jason pulls a chair out for her and Kerry sits down.

Kerry-So whats up?

Jason-Well i thought maybe we could talk about us.

Kerry-What about us?

Jason-I still really like you Ker and i want us to get back together.

Rory-[having a sneezing fit in the trunk]ACHOOOOO! ACHOOOO! uh oh...i hope no one heard that!

Still in the car

Bridget- Gosh it's getting late

Kyle- Yah...

Bridget- Hey, we're about to pass by the library, see if you see Kerry...

Police is behind them signaling them to stop

Bridget- Okay, is it just me, or is that police dude guy trying to get me

Kyle- Looks for Kerry in the library Wait, I'm still looking for Kerry!

Bridget- Kyle! stops for the police Oh no Kyle! I don't have my license...

Kyle- Oh no! That's not good..

Bridget- [whines]

Paul-Ahhh that was a damn good game...Michigan kicked butt once again..(looks around) Everynone is gone again?...Oh well now i can take a shower.

Rory-uh oh...the police...they might find me and realize i'm the person who tried to scam eBay for a monkey. Uh oh....[pulls Bridget's jacket over him]

Police- walking to the car

Bridget- breathing deeply with mouth wide open Hopefully Kerry sees us and will get her whiny self out here

Kyle- Oh gosh he's coming

Police- Hello, I am ticketing you for speeding, and I need to see your license please

Bridget- Um, I needa search for it in my purse, please wait a second and feel free to search the rest of the car... turns around to Kyle Oh no Kyle!! What should we do!

Police- Ok Miss, walks to the trunk and opens it Whoa! There's a boy in here!

Police- Pulls him out Excuse me Miss, but I found a boy in your trunk! Any explanation?

Bridget- Rory!! What were you doing in there!

Rory-Uhmmm....uhm...I was playing hide and seek with my friends...and i kinda fell asleep in my hiding spot and then i woke up and the car was moving....weird eh??

Jason-Isnt that your fathers car out there?

Kerry-Where.

Jason-The one with the police car behind it.

Kerry-(gasps) OMG!!! Bridgit is going to be n deep...

Jason-Arent you going to do something?

Kerry-No, Let Bridgit try and get herself out of this.

Bridget use your looks...lol

Bridget- Rory! You found out that we were going to that strip club again!! You snuck in because you wanted to go with us!

Police- A strip club?

Bridget- Yes sir

Police- Is it the one by the mall?

Bridget- Yes, why do you go there?

Police- No Maam but I've been a police here for 6 long 365 day years and I sure know that you have to be atleast 21 to watch or to strip at that club. Are any of you guys 21?

Bridget- Um... I forgot

Kyle- Yah, she's very forgetful

Police- Miss, have you found your license yet

Bridget- Oh I forgot about that too! Let me check again! Oh gosh Kyle!

Kyle- And Kerry doesnt even see us out here

Bridget- Jump and signal her

Kyle- Okay... [jumps] Kerry! [waves] Kerry! [jumps and waves and makes a fool out of himself

Bridget- Oh my gosh Kyle you are such an embarrassment...

Rory-[trying to save them] uhm...you see officer, we were going to a strip club to borrow a water hose because we have to go home REALLY fast because...uhm...uhm...our monkey's cage is on fire so we have to save it! please just let us go! we're in a hurry! the monkey could die!

Jason-That dude is calling you.

Kerry-So, Come on lets go sit back down and talk.

Jason-Ok.

They go and sit back down.

Rory-Come on officer! You don't want a poor, helpless, innocent monkey to die because you held us up do you?

I think that's my last post for now cuz i'm getting booted of the computer!

Police- You know what, I have a feeling you don't have your license.

Bridget- Um, is that so?

Police- Yes, and you are under arrest.

Bridget- For what?

Police- Driving without a license. And both of you were about to go to a club underaged! Put your hands out!

Bridget- Excuse me? Nobody tells me what to do

Kyle- Bridget, I think we just better put our hands out

Police- Yup, now put it out!

Bridget- puts hands out Oh brother

Kyle- pus hands out

Police- Handcuffs both of them

Bridget- This is gonna ruin my wrist... and my reputation. Lord help us!

in the police car

Kyle- [staring out the window] Officer, what did you do with Rory?

Police- I put him in the trunk

Kyle- Ohh okay [rolls eyes]

Bridget- I know what I can do!

Kyle- What?

Bridget- Use my looks!... Um, Officer Meanly?

Police- U be talking to me?

Bridget- Yes I be talking to you

Police- What do you want?

Bridget- Well, um, the reason I don't have my license with me is because I was getting ready for school this morning and I was in a rush because my sister Kerry took too long in the bathroom. So I took my bookbag and my purse without even taking my wallet, which had my license in it, um... yah. So, I really think the best thing to do is to just drop us off and let us be free! Dont you think so?

Police- Missy, I have been in this business for 6 dreadful years, and miss I know a scheme when I see it, and this is a scheme, so i suggest u shut your mouth

Bridget- Just a suggestion, gee whiz

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Bridget- Um, Officer? Are you gonna call our parents?

Police- Of course

Bridget- Um, could you not? C'mon get in the spirit..

Police- What spirit

Bridget- Ummmm the... Christmas spirit! Why wait? It's only...a lot of months away...

Police- Could you please be quiet

Bridget- Officer, my mascara is running down because you are making me cry, can you please unhandcuff me?? Please!

Police- [turns around] Do I look nice to you?

Bridget- Nope definately not...

Police- [turns back] I thought so..

Police- [hears Rory in the back shouting] Missy, your brother sure is loud [stops the car and makes him sit with Bridget and Kyle] Young man sit here...

[Rory sits with them]

Bridget- Gosh Rory you're fat

Kyle- Ow

Police- [calls Paul and Cate] Hello is this the Hennessy household?

Bridget- Oh my gosh, you're calling our parents NOW?

Police- Missy please be quiet

Bridget- Could you stop calling me Missy, my name is Bridget, and you know what?

Police- What?

Bridget- [thinks] Ummm... it's dangerous to talk on the phone while your driving!

Police- Well I know what I'm doing, unlike some people

Bridget- [mocks]

Cate-[at home, answers the phone] Hello? Yes..this is the Hennessey household, Cate speaking!

Police- Hello Mrs. Hennessy? I just arrested your daughter and her friend. I didn't arrest your son, but I'm taking him to the station until you pick him up

Bridget- Mom! I love you!

Police- Please be quiet

Bridget- Why don't you? You know what this police car needs a makeover, I cannot stand this, it's so dreary and dead in here

Police- You should see jail

Bridget- Oh no!

Police- But anyways, you can talk to them at the police station in downtown, thank you and have a good night

Bridget- You know what? You are the dumbest policeman I have ever met

Police- You are the dumbest criminal I have ever met

Bridget- Well you are the ugliest one too!

Police- You're the loudest one

Bridget- I think we should just stop having this conversation...

Kyle- Yes, please...

Bridget- Kyle? You don't like it when I'm arguing?

Kyle- Oh, of course I do!

Bridget- Good..

At the police station, unhandcuffs the three of them

Bridget- Thank God...

Police- No smart comments in here

Bridget- Gosh, it smells like Rory in here

Kyle- I know

Police- You three will be staying in this cell until your parents come

They go in the cell

Bridget- Oh I would hate to have to live in here forever

Kyle- Me too, Bridget! I'm gonna be in big trouble

Bridget- You're not the only one! Gosh

5 criminals walk by and make faces at them

Bridget- Aaah! Ugly people...

Kyle- It's okay baby

Bridget- Ooh I love the way you say that

Kyle- It's okay baby

Bridget- Ooh I love the way you say that

Kyle- It's okay baby

Bridget- Okay, I wasn't serious, I just wanted to start conversation...

Rory-OK ENOUGH WITH THAT! u know...i'm still here!

at home...

Cate-the police?? Bridget??? rory...and a friend...ten bucks says it's kyle...ughhhh when i get my hands on Barbie, she's gonna be soooo dead! [heads out the door]

at the station...

Cate-Alright officer..where are they? Where's my completely self obssessed, frivilous thinking 100% adolescent immature daughter?? [thinks to self] whoa...i'm starting to sound like Paul here...

Bridget- Mom! I'm over here! Save me!

Kyle- Save me too!

Rory- And dont forget about me!

Police- Here Mrs. Hennessy, I would like to bring you to my office so we can all discuss the charges and consequences of this occurence Unlocks them

Bridget- Hi Mom! Sorry! And believe me, everything is okay, we are just in the hands off a really stupid policeman

Police- Mrs. Hennessy, you have a really obnoxious daughter too

Bridget- Well atleast I have hair!

Police- Hey hey hey, don't mess with the head...

Bridget- Oh brother

In the office

Cate, Rory, and the Officer sits down, and there's only one seat left, so Bridget sits on Kyle's lap

Officer- Well, tonight I caught your daughter speeding, and when I pulled her over she did not have a license

Bridget- Yes I did... It just wasn't with me

Officer- And then I found out that all three of them were going to the club by the mall. According to law, it's illegal to go in there if you're under 21.

Bridget- Mom, I promise, I wasn't gonna strip

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Bridget- Oh but, it's good that Dad and Kerry aren't here... Mom, can you not tell Dad? Or did you already call him and tell him to come here?

Kerry arrives at the house...Paul is on his computer.

Paul-Hey carebear, How were things at the library?

Kerry-Good, Oh Bridgit Kyle and Rory got arrested.

Paul-What?

Kerry-They got pulled over and arrested.

Paul-Oh man, When is that girl ever going to learn?

Kerry-I'd let them sit in jail.

Police- Well, I'm not gonna lock them up, but I am going to fine her for speeding and warn her for driving without a license. I just looked in my computer for your name, and it does in fact say that you have a license.

Bridget- Hah! Told you! In your face! puts finger in his face

Kyle- You might wanna be nice to him now, ya know keep him happy...

Bridget- Oh yah, right Moves finger back

Police- And Bridget, you cannot drive for 14 days. So you all can go home now, remember, be safe...

Bridget- 14 days? That's like 2 whole weeks!

Police- How observant

Kerry-(singing) Today is a greatttttttt day because for once Bridgit is in trouble!

Bridget- Can we PLEASE go home now, before anyone sees me here ( Sees one of her friends pass by ) Oh my gosh! That was Vanessa!

Kyle- There sure is a lot of criminals at school

Bridget- Kyle!

Kyle- Besides you...

Bridget- Well I'm going in the car now, officer are you finished?

Officer- Yes, and remember your punishments

Bridget- Yeah I know I know, don't remind me

Going in the car

Bridget- Sits in the drivers seat

Kyle- Babe, you can't drive. Remember?

Bridget- Aw, that starts today? I thought I get to pick the 14 days! Gosh Gets up and her and Kyle go to the back

Kerry-(Picks up the phone) Hi Amanda? yeah this Kerry Hennessy, Bridgit's sister? yeah well enyways Bridgit and Kyle got arested today so i want you to use that big mouth of yours and spread it around school ok? Ok thanks...Bye. (hangs up)

Paul-Kerry you just ruined Bridgit's reputation.

Kerry-I know, Isnt it great?

Cate, Rory, Kyle, and Bridget come in

Bridget- Hi Dad!

Kyle- Hi Mr. Hennessy

Bridget- Bye Dad! Runs upstairs with Kyle

Paul-BRIDGIT ERIN HENESSEY...GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Kyle and Bridget come down

Bridget- Okay... [goes near him]

Paul-You are so grounded young lady...You got arrested? OMG!!! No driving for a month, Kyle you are not allowed over here for a week and Bridgit i want you to go to your room and stay there until i come up and talk to you.

Kerry-YES!!!!

Paul-And you be quiet or i will ground you also.

Kerry-Sorry.

Kyle- Well then I better go...

Bridget- Can you get my license from the bar?

Kyle- Sure

Bridget- Bye! [kisses him]

Kyle- [leaves]

Bridget- Dad! A month without driving??? I'm only suspended for 2 weeks! According to the officer that arrested me.. I think we should go by what he says, not by what you say

Paul-NO i think you will go by what i say..Now go to your room.

Bridget- Fine then! Whatever....

Rory-Hahaha...i'm the only one who deserves a monkey right dad? i didn't do anything wrong...i was just playing...erm...hide and seek like i said when bridget and kyle drove away. I'm still the main man, right??

Cate-Oh yea Rory? Then where are the friends you were playing hide and seek with?

Rory-Uhm they went home I guess cuz they couldn't find me!

Kerry-Mom dad Rory said Monkey again...Isn't that a dollar in the Monkey Jar?

Paul-Kerry go away.

Kerry-Ok Dang.

Paul-Cate we have to do something about Bridgit, She's just getting to wild and we are letting her get away with it.

[in room, with Kerry]

Bridget- Did you even see me and Kyle with the Officer when you were in the library??

Kerry-(Innocently) No i didn't, Jason and i were to busy talking.

Bridget- Oh sure, you didn't hear the police sirens or see the policecar lights in the DARK? And you didn't even see Kyle jumping up and down?

Kerry-NO!!!

Bridget- Whatever, it doesn't matter anymore. Well, I'm going to go to sleep now! [goes to bed] Nighty night, and please... whatever you do, please don't snore...

Cate-You're right Paul...something needs to be done about Bridget...however I don't want to be involved if your plan includes grounding and yelling!

Paul-And that is why she is a spoiled rotten brat, because you never help me disipline her like she should be.

Cate-Paul...you never yell at Rory and he's well-behaved. You ALWAYS yell at Bridget and so she feels she has to rebel!

Paul-No...i only yell at her when she Rebel's...

Cate-Oh Paul...maybe you should just have a talk with her, not yell at her. Yelling doesn't get the messege across, but maybe if you have a nice pleasant conversation with her, it will mean more and she'll listen!

Paul-I HAVE had nice pleasent conversations with her and all she ever does is make fun of me..Do you think i like being called SLIPPER DAD?

Cate-Well Paul, that WAS your fault.

Paul-Yeah well they never call you names because you let them have their own way...You know Cate your the expert from now on you take care of the kids...I'm leaving...And i don't know when i'll be back or IF I'll even be back...(Paul leaves slamming the door behind him)

Bridget- [sleeping] [hears the racket] Gosh it's loud downstairs.....

*IT'S NOW THE MORNING AFTER, SATURDAY*

Kerry-(Wakes Up) I know, What was that noise?

Bridget- I have no clue [stands up] Gosh today is gonna be a long day though. Dad will be punishing, Mom will be punishing, the Police will be punishing, I can't drive, and I have to do a poem for Poetry class...

Kerry-Oh boo hoo big deal...(gets dressed)

Bridget- [looks in closet] Gosh, it happens to me all the time! I have nothing to wear!

Kerry-Big Deal...Pulls on a pair of jeans and a red tee shirt then runs a brush through her hair) Bye..(goes downstairs)

Cate-[downstairs, calling to Bridget] Bridget!!!! Uh Beedge! Bridget! Come here, I need to talk to you!

[kerry comes into the room]

Oh hey care bear, have u seen your sister?

Kerry-Yeah shes upstairs getting drssed...Mom is something wrong?

Cate-Hmm...no not really. It's just your father. He thinks that punishing bridget is going to get her to repsect him, btu it never works. Maybe you can help. And be honest Kerry. What do you think would help Bridget respect us?

Kerry-Oh mom...I don't really know...Bridgit is so unpradictable. I don't know what to do...Are you and dad getting a divorce?

Cate-No..of course not! What would make you think that??

Rory-[comes barging in]I wanna live with dad! Maybe then he'll be lonely so he'll buy a monkey....

Cate-Rory!! Your father and I are NOT getting a divorce!

Kerry-Oh ok...Well i have to gt to school...Bye mom.(Leaves)

Cate-Aren't you gonna go with your sister Kerbear?

Bridget- [comes down] Hi Mom, Kerry, Rory... Kyle is walking with me to school. Bye! [leaves]

[walking to school]

Kyle- Here, I got your license...

Bridget- Thanks Kyle!

Kyle- No problem

Kerry-No, I'll see you when i get home. (leaves)

IN THE AFTERNOON

[Bridget and Kyle come in]

Bridget- Hi Mom, me and Kyle are gonna study together and work on our poetry project. We have to write 5 poems all due tomorrow! Has Dad come home yet?

Cate-Uhm yea...he's in the shed fixing your drum set. Whatever happened to you playing the drums anyways Bridge?

Kerry-Don't lie to her mom...Dad's gone and he probably won't come back and its all your fault BRidgit.

Bridget- Are you and Dad fighting?... Whoa thats a first!.. Well I needa start on my poem! Bye! [walks upstairs]

Kyle- Bye Mrs. Hennessy! [walks upstairs]

Cate-Well...I thought he was in the shed...I'll go check

[this is my last post for now, cuz i gotta go see ya guys later!]

Kerry-Bye mom see you when you get home from work.

[in the room]

Bridget- Gosh, I can't write poetry... Have you written one yet?

Kyle- Yah

Bridget- Oo can I hear it?

Kyle- Sure...
[I] I know this girl
And her name is Bridget
She is pretty
And she's not a midget!
She has nice clothes
And she also is very hott and fun to be around

Bridget- Aaw! That is an A+ poem!

Kerry-(Sitting on the couch looking at some family photos) Oh dad. *sighs* I'm sorry for everything...Please just come home.

Bridget- Ooh listen to this..
Lipstick colors red and pink
I dropped mascara down the sink
And even though it's turned to mush
I will not cry
Because I have to put on blush!

Kyle- Ohh that's cute!

Bridget- Duh! What do you expect? Oh and I have another one about nails...
Nails, big and small
Nails, short and tall
They can poke you in the eye
If you break it, it can make you cry
So you better be careful
Because otherwise... you'll have ugly nails! [starts to weep and pout at the thought of her having messed up nails]

Kyle- Ooh, I feel that emotion babe...

Bridget- But I'm okay, my nails are still alive

Kyle- Ooh Bridget! I think I left something in my jacket pocket downstairs. Wait a sec

[goes downstairs and sees Kerry looking at the photo album]

Kyle- Kerry?

Kerry-(wipes the tears from her eyes and looks at Kyle) What?

Kyle- What's wrong?

[Bridget comes down]

Bridget- [sees her crying] What's going on?

[They both sit next to her]

Kerry-(Pushes Bridgit away) Get away from me...Dad's gone and its all your fault...You never think of enyone but you. (runs upstairs)

Cate-[comes rushing in]
GIRLS, i found your father!

Bridget- Wait, I'm lost... We lost Daddy?

Kyle- Obviously so

Bridget- Well where'd you find him!

Kerry-(Runs Downstairs) Where? Where is he?

Bridget- Dad was gone all this time?? How come I didn't know?

Cate-While I was at work he came running into the emergency room! He broke his finger trying to fix your drum set bridget!

Bridget- Really? --- Well why was he fixing my drum set in the first place??

Kerry-OMG!!! Is he ok?

Bridget- Kerry, why do you suddenly care about Dad? You always seemed to have hated the poor guy... the poor bad styled careless guy...

Cate-Girls! GIRLS! he's fine! it's just a broken finger. Bridge, he was trying to fix your drums because he wants to get you playing them again!

Kerry-Shut Up....

My last post cause i have to go eat)

Bridget- Uh gosh, I don't wanna play the drums again. I'll do anything but drums. Whenever I think of drums, I think of a chubby white tall dude..

(yes Nick Carter is rather chubby lol, he looks like an overgrown 5 year old! <--that's just my opinion though, not meant to offend anyone!)

Cate-Come on Bridget, you wanted to prove you're not shallow! This will get you thinking more about stuff other than boys, makeup and clothes!

Bridget- Well maybe I wanna be shallow! Gosh why don't you let Kerry take up drums. What does she do? Nothing! [goes back to room with Kyle]

Cate-Bridget! Bridge! You liked playing the drums so much! Please try them again!

*in room*

Bridget- Gosh, I hate it when they keep mentioning my shallowness... I'm not shallow! Hey! I can write a poem on this! [gets pen and paper]
Bridget Hennessy is not shallow
She's anything but shallow
Yeah, she has good looks
But she is not shallow
I don't know what ends with shallow
So I'll end it here
Oh dear...
Hey that was good!...

Kyle- Yes, and I learned something

Bridget- What?

Kyle- That you're not shallow

Bridget- Darn right!

Bridget- [shouts to Cate from her room] No Mom! Pick on Kerry!

*in room*
Bridget- Okay I have 3 short poems, that leaves 2 long full page poems left

Kyle- Well I have 2 short poems, and 2 long poems left for me

Bridget- [tries to write] Gosh, I can't think of anything...

Cate-[comes into bridget's room] Bridget, i'm not mad at you, and not trying to prove that you're shallow at all. That's your father's job. I just think you should play drums again because u were so good and had so much fun. [sees that they're doing homework] need any help with your work?

Bridget- You're maybe right.. but I have to write 2 more poems, and they have to be both atleast a page long. I have no clue what to write about...

Kyle- Me neither

Bridget- Hello? My problem...

Cate-Hey I know Beedge! Why don't you write one about playing the drums??

(btw somers, you're poems that bridget's writing are great! I like the one about makeup!)

(oh thanx PinkCutieK! :happyface)

Bridget- About playing the drums?

Kyle- Hey that's a good idea!

Bridget- Can you give me a start?

Cate-What about......
I play the drums
Which made me have a boyfriend like mom's
But then dad got mad
and I was sad
because dating a drum teacher's the slums!

Kyle- Mrs. Hennessy, that was good! Your poems sound exactly like Bridget's!

Bridget- Yah that was good..

Kyle- Oh and by the way Bridget, if you play the drums, you'll have the tendency to make up lyrics, and that might help you on this assignment.

Bridget- Oh my gosh! You actually said something logical! That is sooo true, Kyle! Mom! I wanna play the drums, but only if you'll be with me. It's always Dad, Dad this Dad that. You're always getting emergency phone calls. What are you, a nurse?

Kyle- She is a nurse

Bridget- Oh yah I forgot

Cate-Bridget how did you forget i was a nurse?? For God's sake I'm your own mother! But sure I'll help you with this assignment! Your father's at the hospital getting his finger bound anyways!

Bridget- Okay, let's go downstairs, and get this homework done! And by the way, where's Rory?

Cate-ROry...the boy....hmmm come to think of it, i don't know where he is! probably somewhere trying to scam a monkey!

*the doorbell rings*

Rory-[answers the door]Wow thank you so much sir! I've been waiting forever to get this!

Cate-[goes downstairs] To get what Rory? What's going on???

*Carter Tibbits is at the door*

Bridget- What's going on? Mom! Please don't focus on Rory now! [whispers to Rory] Gosh Rory you ruin everything

Rory-No, i'm not ruining anything! Mr Tibbits is bringing me my new pet!

*opens the box Carter hands over*

Rory-My monkey!!!

Cate-RORY!!! How'd you get him to bring you a monkey??

Rory-Well, when he said he'd reward me for being honest, he gave me that tape of dad sneaking around and as interest is giving me my vvery own MONKEY!

Cate-Carter...I think there's been a misunderstanding! Rory is NOT allowed to have a monkey!

(wanna be Carter , somers?)

*btw it'll just be a short scene with Carter in it*

(Oh I better not, sorry, because I didn't really catch the entire Carter Tibbits episode "Every Picture..."... but you or Tatugirl can be Carter! You guys might be more "knowledgable" about his personality)..

Bridget- Oh my gosh, a monkey, we can't have any pet in this house. It might come in my room, go in my closet, and (gasp) stain my clothes!!!

Kyle- Aww it's okay baby...

(alright, I'll be Carter lol)

Rory-But....but...I've always wanted a monkey!

Cate-Rory, NO means NO! N-O! NO!

Rory-PLeeeeeeeease?

Cate-NO!

Cate-I'm sorry Carter, but you'll just have to find somewhere else for this monkey to live, my son is not allowed having a monkey.

Carter-Well alright Cate. But I just dunno where I'm ever going to put it. Perhaps you have a suggestion?

Cate-Why don't you send it to your kids? Or one of your ex-wives?

Carter-Well I be darned! What a great suggestion! Wife #3's really into these kind of things...HE'S great...I mean uhm....anyways I'd best be going. See ya later Rory, Cate...Bridget.

Bridget- Bye! Good job Mom! No monkey! My day is good... :happyface Rory? Why are you so crazy about a monkey? I mean why do you want something wild, ugly, and always in your business? I mean, we have Dad...

Rory-HEY!! monkeys are cool! and they can do stuff for you...like get stuff from the fridge and stuff...if u train them to be your butler! and dad doesn't pry into my stuff cuz i'm the boy!

Bridget- Oh brother, can we just focus on the poem. Rory, ya wanna help? You can help Kyle, write a poem about a monkey or something. Write about how unfashionable they are

Kyle- They run around naked!

Bridget- Exactly!

Rory-Hmmm....a poem about a monkey! Ok
Monkeys are cool,
Monkeys are fun!
I hate my sister Bridget,
Now this poem's done!!

HAHA!:D

(:lol: lol that was funny!)

Kyle- Hey! That was good!

Bridget- Kyle!

Kyle- I mean, how mean... shame on you Rory

(i tried my hardest lol)

Rory-Yea Kyle! *high fives Kyle* hahaha!
Kyle is my sister's boyfriend,
He is totally super cool.
The only reason he likes my sister
Is because he's kind of a fool!

Cate-Rory that's enough! Now I have to go get your father from the hospital, so kids behave yourselves!

*leaves*

Bridget- Gosh, she's always out....

Kyle- Yah

Bridget- Now I'm stuck with you and monkey boy. Rory don't you have a project due on Monday?

Rory-Uhm....uhm...oh yea that project! It's just a video of me dancing in the mirror in leather pants though...you might like it Bridget!

Bridget- Rory! You're a dick... ted... to monkeys! Gosh...

Kyle- Bridget, what do you wanna do now?

Bridget- Well let's see [hears something from upstairs] What was that noise?

Kyle- What noise?

Bridget- Come up here you two [they all run upstairs]

*in the room*

Bridget- *opens the door* *looks around* Rory, do you have any loose animals in the house?

Rory-I thought Mr Tibbits took that monkey back??? [mumbles to himself] Unless my spider got out....uh oh....

Bridget- Aah!!! [jumps to the bed] A spider! [gets a stick on Kerry's desk]

Kyle- Rory! Is a spider ALL you have?

THIS IS THE 400th POST IN THIS THREAD! [/SIZE]

Rory-Uhm....and maybe a snake or two....but i think the one snake died...but i couldn't find it anywhere so i dunno! i'll have to check up on that one!

Kerry-(Comes Downstairs) Ahhh i'm just glad that dad is ok and he's coming home. Where is everyone?

Bridget- Well they better not be in my room!... Probably that's why your room smells Rory, because you have dead and live snakes in there!

Kyle- [looks around and finds Kerry's money] Whoa look! I found Kerry's money

Bridget- Oh my gosh! [looks at it] This is like more than a thousand dollars. I have an idea! Let's steal it!

Kyle- Steal it?

Bridget- You know? Like taking without permission?

Kerry-(Walks upstairs but stops when she hears Kyle and Bridgit talking) (Smiles evily) God shes so stupid, She thinks thats the real money...She does not know its the fake money we made in school...Oh well she can have it...It's payback time. (Walks away)

Rory-Uhm Bridget!!! Briddget!!!! Bridget???

Bridget- What Rory?

Kerry-(Walks up to Rory) What do you wan't with Bridgit Nerdo? (grabs him by the shirt) Do you know something?

Rory-All I know is that my spider's crawling up her back!!!

Bridget- Oh ..... my ..... gosh! Get it off! Hurry hurry [is keeping as still as possible]

Kerry-(Starts laughing) Oh My God Bridgit its huge!!!

Pinkcutie i love your avatar :)

( I know i luv it toO! :cool: )

Bridget- Well can one of you just take it off already!

:eek:

Bridget- Kyle!!!

Kyle- Um, I'm allergic to spiders

Bridget- This isn't the time to be allergic to things

Kyle- Rory? Zookeeper, can you do it?

(thanks, Kaley's #1 Fan made it for me cuz he was bored!)

Rory-Hahahaha Bridget has a spider on her back! OMG Bridget it's SO BIG! It's getting ready to bite!!! (he's joking but no one knows this)

Kerry-(Laughs Harder) Do the Boogie Dance Bridgit.

Bridget- Oh my gosh! Get it off!!!

Kyle- Wait, Rory, now that I have taken I look at her back.... I don't see any spider

Bridget- Did it go down my pants???

Rory-Hahahahaha I can see it's leg poking out from underneath your pants Bridget! If it bite your leg you're going to die a horrible painful death...and u'll have ugly sores all over your face!

Bridget- Oh no! I'm gonna look like Mom! Or worse... Kerry!!!

Kyle- Rory, I don't see a spider anywhere [stares at her butt, trying to look for something that looks like a spider in her pants]

Bridget- Rory! Was this just a joke? Or is there really something in my pants!

Kerry-(Sits on the couch) Loser...

Bridget- Oh my god! Rory! This was a joke!! [throws a picture frame at him] Rory! You scared me half to death!

Kerry-(Turns on the TV) Oh look Bidgit here is a thing about Spider's...(Laughs)

Rory-OWWWW Bridget! What was that for!?!?!?!
*throws his little lizard at her*

Bridget- Aah! Gosh it's like a zoo in this house! [kicks it off and its now on Kerry] I'm gonna go to the kitchen and im setting up an animal trap in my room! [walks to the kitchen]

Kyle- When's your parents coming home?

Bridget- Who cares?

OMG THAT PIC WITH KERRY ON TOP OF BRIDGIT LOOKS KIND OF GAY HUH? :lol: J/K...:D

Rory-If any of my animals die, you'd better watch out Bridget!

Paul walks in...

Paul-Ok loving family i'm HOME!!!!

Cate-[comes in behind Paul] Paul, now no yelling! It will stress your finger, and you want it to heal as fast as possible!

Paul-Oh yeah...(Whispers) Ok loving family i'm home.

Bridget- Hi Dad! You'll never find out what I found out about Rory's "possessions"

Rory-*puts on innocent ROry look* What possesions? I don't have any! I don't know what you're talking about Bridget! Dad! Bridget's lying again!!! *turns to Bridget* and after you just got out of jail...you should be ashamed of yourself!

Paul-Please Bridgit i just got home, No tataling...

Kerry-Dad Bridgit and Kyle tried to steal my money, The money i got from saving that little old lady.

Paul-Kerry what did i just say?

Kerry-But she did...Good thing that was not my real money.

Bridget- It wasn't your real money? Boy, was I fooled... But that's not the point! Dad! You never listen to our problems. What's more important, the fact that we live in Animal Planet or the fact that your poor little finger is broken?

Paul-The fact that my poor little finger is broken...I broke it trying to fix YOUR Drumset.

Bridget- Dad? Mom? Did you even hear what I said about Rory? He has snakes lizards and spiders crawling everywhere in the house! Do you know how animals can affect people's looks? I mean my face will rot and I'll plump up and look like Roseanne!

Rory-Dad, don't listen to her! She's lying, she's lying!!! I don't have animals, really!

Paul-I'm going to lay down...Cate they are all yours,.

Bridget- Mom! I swear! Rory has living creatures in his room! Do you know how un-hygenic those animals are?

Cate-Bridget, your brother would never keep animals in the house!

Rory-hahaha exactly!

Cate-yep...ok Rory how dumb do u think I am??? Hand them over!!!

Rory-Hand what over??

Cate-Your animals!

Rory-But i thought u said i didn't have any!

Cate-Rory...u tried to order a monkey!

Rory-Oh...ok.....*hands over the animals except the spider which he keeps hidden in his pocket*

Bridget- Haha! You got in trouble! Finally! Miracles do happen

Kyle- What's that in your pocket Rory?

Kerry-Bye mom i'm going to Gina's..(leaves)

Bridget- [mocks] Mom, I'm going to Gina's house

[phone rings]

Bridget- Ooh I'll get it! [runs to the phone] Hello? Hospital? Oh no Cate isn't here right now... Bye. Mom! You are not going to work! You are gonna help me with my poem!

Kyle- And mine

Bridget- Rory, you're helping Kyle

Rory-Ok...ok....*They all sit down, bridget's back is turned*
*places Spider on Bridget's back*
BRIDGET THERES A SPIDER ON YOU! BRIDGET!!!! ITS HUGE!!!

Bridget- Rory! Please don't mess with me anymore, I know there is no spider on my back! Mom, let's go to the garage and work on this poem. I can probably write a poem on annoying brothers....

Kyle- I can write a poem on annoying fathers

Bridget- Yah, my parents hate your father

Kyle- Oh I was referring to your father

Rory-Uhm Bridget, before you go, you might wanna get that spider on your back checked out!

*this is my last post, I've gotta go!*

Bridget- [looks at back] There's nothing on my back

Kyle- That's because it's on your butt

Bridget- What were you looking at my butt for!

Kyle- Oh sorry! I just love the shape!

Bridget- Aww thanks Kyle! :bighug: But please get it off!!!

Paul-(Comes downstairs) Mom leave for work? Kyle get your eyes off of my daughters butt.

Kyle- [gets spider off and it ends up near Rory]

Bridget- Oh thank God!

Kyle- Mr. Hennessy, you wanna help us on our poetry homework? You're a writer, so you might have some creative juices

Bridget- Creative juices?

Bridget- You know what? I don't wanna work on this stupid poem. I'm hungry, I haven't eaten lunch. Dad, can you bring us to McDonalds! Pleeeeassse!

Paul-I can't Drive cause of my finger...Kyle do you have your licence on you?

Kyle- Yeah, cmon let's go! [goes to the car]

Bridget- Yeah c'mon before the french fries sog up! [goes to the car]

Paul-NO SPEEDING!!!! Bridgit your lucky i'm letting you go because your grounded so please behave yourself.

Kyle- [driving and parking in the McDonalds parking lot] Okay, we're here

Bridget- Oooh I can smell the french fries and burgers! But do you know what they can do to your face and your stomach?

Kyle- Wait I needa get my jacket and wallet [opens the trunk] Rory! Bridget, Rory is in here!

Bridget- Rory, you weren't supposed to come!

Kerry comes home..

Paul-Oh hey CareBear.

Kerry-Hey dad...Feeling better?

Paul-Yeah..

Kerry-Wheres Bridgit?

Paul-She went to mcdonalds...Why?

Kerry-Oh i wanted to tell her that Chris Thompson was going to ask her to te prom but since he foundout she was arrested he asked someone else.

Paul-Who is Chris and who did he ask?

Kerry-He's only the hottest guy at school and he asked ME!!

Paul-Thats great Care Bear.

Kerry-Can you believe it? I got picked over Bridgit.

[Bridget and Kyle walk in]

Bridget- [finishing the last of her Oreo McFlurry] Oh my gosh Dad, you know what? They never fill up the mcflurry all the way!

Kyle- And the french fries were cold!

Paul-(On Computer) That's nice dear...

Bridget- Ohhh Dad! Even though I'm still grounded, can I go to prom? I have the perfect guy. And don't worry it's not Kyle, he got suspended from school-related activities. At the last dance, he set a prank on a dork.

Kyle- Yah, it was fun too!

Paul-sure you can go to the prom...I know Kerry is going...It will be nice for you to girls to get into some school activities.

Bridget- Kerry, who are you going with? jason?

Kerry-Nope not Jason..He has to go to his grandma's house on prom night...The hottest guy in school asked me...So who are you going with?

Kerry-Oh i wanted to tell her that Chris Thompson was going to ask her to te prom but since he foundout she was arrested he asked someone else.

(in reference to that)

Bridget- Oh my gosh!!! By hottest guy, do you mean Chris Thompson!!!!

Kerry-How did you know?

Bridget- Well cuz u said hottest guy, and the hottest guy in school is Chris Thompson!

Kyle- What?

Bridget- Oh, Kyle, you're the 2nd hottest guy :happyface

Kerry-So? What does Chris have to do with this?

Bridget- I was guessing. Are you going with Chris or not?

Kerr-He asked me so i guess i am...

Bridget- Oh my gosh! He chose you insteada me? What has the world come to! Have I gained weight?

Kerry-Since you said something Bridgit, You do look kind of fa with those old Child Bearing hips

Cate-Kewrry! You don't talk to your sister like that! Show some compassion! Or else you wont' be going to prom!

Kerry-God mom why do you and dad always take Bridgit's side?

Bridget- I am not fat! Mom, do you think I got fat?

Kyle- I dont

Bridget- It doesnt matter what you think

Kyle- Why?

Bridget- It's your job to say I dont look fat. Aw, now I dont have a date for prom. Kyle, you just had to drop water balloons on Gilbert didnt you?

Kyle- Well... yeah..

Cate-Kerry, I am taking Bridget's side because you are being rude to your sister! telling her she's fat! that's not nice at all! and no beedge, you're not fat at all!

Kerry-God this family sucks...(stomps upstairs)

Bridget- Mom, are you saying that I'm too skinny?

Cate-No bridget you're not too skinny! stop obssessing about your looks! u have more to offer than that! i'm getting sick of hearing about this all the time! i'm gonna go talk to kerry....and then go on the computer!

Bridget- Well, I have to look good, cuz otherwise... I won't!.. Gosh, I dont know whether I'm skinny or fat. What am I? I know! Hott!..

Cate-bridget! stop that!! you know...you're not helping your sister by rubbing your looks in her face!

Bridget- Ugh, I'm going to my room, c'mon Kyle [runs to room with Kyle]

*in room*

[Bridget and Kyle are sitting on the bed]

Bridget- I'm bored

Kyle- Me too. [looks on Kerry's bed] Hey, what's this?

Bridget- Oh it's a job catalog that Kerry has. She's trying to find a job. Her and her broke self

Kyle- Aren't you broke too?

Bridget- Yah! Give me that [gets it]

Kerry-(comes in the room) Uggh Kyle get off of my bed...Only Brad Pitt is allowed on my bed.

Bridget- Same here! Oh.. and you Kyle!

Kyle- [gets off bed] Okay good! You're allowed on my bed too baby!

Bridget- Aw how sweet! But Kerry? Have you found a job yet? [reads newspaper with all the jobs listed] What should I be? A car washer?

Kyle- Wouldn't your nails scratch the car?

Bridget- Oh yah... [continues reading]

Cate-Kerry! *yelling to kerry upstairs* kerry!

Kerry-WHAT???

Bridget- Kerry, Mom's calling you. [eyes widen at the sight of something "eyewidening" in the job section] Oh my gosh! I found the perfect job!

Kyle- What?

Bridget- Modeling! You get paid 13 dollars an hour! Hey! That sounds cool! And get this, you have to be atleast 16, and I'm 17! I'm gonna call them! Ya wanna model with me?

Kyle- Um, I dont

Bridget- [interrupts] Okay! That's cool, we're like the modeling couple. [calls] Hello? .... I'm Bridget Hennessy, 17 years old

Person- [interrupts] Okay! You got the job!

Bridget- I got the job? Seriously?

Person- Yah. Got any other people you know that wants a job?

Bridget- Yes! My boyfriend Kyle!

Person- Oh he has the job too

Bridget- That is so cool! Okay thank you! When do we start?---5:00?... It's already 3:30... --- Okay then. I'll see you later! Bye [hangs up]

Kyle- What? What?

Bridget- Oh my gosh! I gotta tell Mom and Dad! They'll be so amazed when they find out that shallow me got a job!

[They run downstairs]

Bridget- Mom, Dad, I got a job as a model! Isn't that cool???

Kyle- I got a job as a model too!

Bridget- Oh, and Rory you wanna come? You can look at the girls there or something....

Cate-A job? Modelling...gee Bridget I dunno...u'll have to talk to ur father about it!! isn't there something else you can do to make money that doesn't have to do with your looks!

rory-Mom! Don't ruin my fun! *to bridget* Yes i wanna go! i'll go get in the car!

Cate-Rory!

Rory-*doesn't hear cate because he is already leaving the hosue for the car*

Kyle- Mrs. Hennessy, modeling is not all about looks. Models have to know how to pose, and what to do with their body

Bridget- Yah Mom, Please! I dont wanna ask Dad!

Kerry-(comes downstaris) Bye mom i'm going out. Be back later.
(leaves)

Bridget- Oh my gosh! Whenever Kerry leaves, you just let her leave. Whenever I leave, you always think I'm gonna get myself into trouble! You know? That's not fair! SHE doesn't even have a job. And I do, if you'll let me go!

Kerry-(Comes back inside) For your info Bridgit i'm going to a job interview right now...Why do you think i had that book? For my health?

Bridget- Wait! What job are you trying to get???

Kerry-A job at the collage...You have to be at least 16 years or older to work there...Just think of all the hott Collage guys i'll meet.

Bridget- Kerry! Can I go with you??? Please!

Kyle- Me too!

Bridget- Cuz Mom and Dad are so against my modeling job.. gosh...

Kerry-HMmmm i'll have to think about that.































No!!! :D

Bridget- Gosh Kerry, you sure are a banging sister! [sarcastic] [rolls eyes] Whatever, just go

Kerry-I Will. (leaves)

Bridget- Well?!? Mom, Dad? Can me and Kyle be models?

Kyle- Ya know, if you say no, Mr. Hennessy, me and Bridget can help you write... or Mrs. Hennessy, we can help in the hospital.. for money

Bridget- KYLE! Shh!

Three Hours Later..Kerry comes home...

Kerry-MOM,DAD I GOT THE JOB!!!!

[Bridget and Kyle were upstairs.... they come downstairs]...

Bridget- You got the job????

Kyle- That's great news, Kerry!

Bridget- No it isn't! She's acheiving more than me!

Kerry-Awww Beech, Feeling like your not MISS Populer enymore?