Chico and the man role play:

This is a way to give everyone a chance to role play with freddie. we are going to pretend we are on the show with freddie. ladies and gentlemen pick a character or create on.For example:girlfriends,nurses, Rev. Bemis, etc... just anything. Ed Brown is already cast as Ed brown sr. (smile). I will play Mabel (LOL)Let's just have fun, fun, fun. Okay everyone here we go!!!!!!!!!

The Cast: Tracy-Prinze plays Mabel
Ed Brown Jr. plays Ed Brown Sr.
JennyLee plays a Nurse
Cheryl plays Della
Karen64 plays Liz
Luckymama plays Anita
Croiter plays SUPER SEXY "CHICO"
Joy plays Sharon
De De plays Skid Row Roxy
Mariposa plays Maria
Luvinjuan plays Kate Miranda

Anyone else that will join in with the fun, I will put your name here too. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif



[This message has been edited by Tracy-Prinze (edited 07-03-2001).]

Mabel: mail call mail call. hey Ed here's your mail.

Mabel: hey Ed I saw Chico buying a new suit, who is the lucky girl he's taking out tonight???

I don't guess we can be Freddie LOL! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif So I guess I'll be Della since she's sized like me. & Della get's to have a crush of Chico! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Hey Chico how ya doing!

Hey Mabel you are the lucky girl!!! Heh heh LOL

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Mabel: oh Ed do you really think it's me. oh dear I have to go shopping and buy me dress to show off my beautiful legs. hee hee (LOL) I always knew Chico had a crush on me.

Mabel: hey Della do you have a date with chico too???

Hey Mable are you nuts i was just joking with you Chico dont want a wishbone he wants a bone with meat on it.

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I'm going to work for Della on the truck, so Cheryl I guess that means I work for you! Hire me ,PLEASE!!!!!!!

It's Liz here---I'm a terrific nurse and I can give a good sponge bath! And I can take care of anyone who gets indigestion after eating a bad sandwich from Cheryl's/Della's Deli truck!!LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I can sing real good, too!

[This message has been edited by Karen64 (edited 05-13-2001).]

Hi everyone - Is Chico here? I have a **HOT** **SIZZLING** **DATE** with that fine looking Chicano. Tell him his Date is here! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico chico chico come change this tire!!!

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Mabel: ed you bad boy, stop kidding around you heard what louie just said, he saw chico getting his hair shampooed, and his new suit was hanging on the rack.
hey ed, should I buy a dress with a split on the left side, right side, or the back? Hee Hee.

I'm a good boss & treat my employees with respect. Even Ed Brown (provided he doesn't grouch too much) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Yep, I plan on going out with Chico on a nite he's not out with a Nurse! Looking Good! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

So Cheryl/Della, do I get the job? I promise to work really hard when I'm not getting Chico a little something to eat! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif BTW My name is Anita Gonzalas and I like that Chico. Hey, Ed, how about a donut and some coffee. I know how you like it, with just a touch of bourbon!

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Nurse - What Nurse? CHICO! Where are you? You have some explaning to do.

Yep, you're hired! Just watch out for a certain cute Mexican! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

CHICO: I was in the bathroom fixing the sink again. You know de batroom is so old dere's cobwebs in the commode

Where is my burbon donut. What thats i hear some one dont like the bathroom in here well then Get outta my garage!!!

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Chico! Explain yourself! What's this I hear about a nurse and a bag of bones called Mabel? I thought we had a HOT Sizzling Date!!!

Wow I'm really getting into this role huh? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mabel: Who are you calling a bag of bones. you are just jealous because Chico has a date with me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif hey Louie pass me your trash can, here's her mail. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

yes you are playing your part JennyLee, you go girl!!!!!!

Hey Louie what is new in the garbage lately?

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I made sure there was nothing incriminating in my garbage! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

ANITA: Hellooooo, Chicooooo, I have your lunch here. Oh there you are. (pulls him by the legs out from under a car.) You are working tooo hard. How about knocking off for a few and coming out to the Della-car-tessen for something good to eat! Shh- don't tell Della, but, anything you want, it's on the house!
BTW there's a community dance tonight, are you going with anyone yet? I'd love to go with you. I dance the mambo, too!

Chico! So you were hiding underneath that car huh? I thought we had a HOT Sizzling date? What happened?

Mabel: Liz will you stop singing and playing that guitar, you are just trying to win a date with MY Chico. I know how much he loves your voice. remember I'm the one that delivers your mail, OH Louie!!!, here's some more trash for you. (LOL) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Chico: Yo mama! The date is hot on the burner and you and I are ready to sizzle together!!!

Chico Honey - Make sure you tell us which one has the HOT sizzling date! We're waiting..............

"So" It's mama you want eh? Take this & this & this....... (JL is hitting Chico on the head with her pocketbook).

Chico im lost help what is going on here.

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ANITA: Miss JennyLee nurse, I think Chico meant you, since he has not asked me out yet and you said you had the hot date already set up with him. I'm still free for the community dance, though. Any takers for a spin on the dance floor with sweet spanish dancer like me?
BTW I'm not a mama yet! I'm only 20 and earning money for college. Della is a good employer, so I should be able to go soon, but I will not give up this job! It's too much fun in the Bario!

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-15-2001).]

Time to go to the office for a shot of burbon. [OPENS CASH REGISTER]

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Mabel: Mail call Mail call, Chico I know you were busy fixing cars yesterday and being harass by those other pesty women. I know you were thinking about me and my beautiful legs the whole time. So no problem sweet hunk, we can go out tonight? I promise to wear a very short dress. hee hee http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif (LOL)

ANITA: Mabel, any mail for Della today?

Hey Della how bout you give Mabel some food she needs to bulk up for her big date with Chico!!!

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Originally posted by Luckymama58:
ANITA: Miss JennyLee nurse, I think Chico meant you, since he has not asked me out yet and you said you had the hot date already set up with him. I'm still free for the community dance, though. Any takers for a spin on the dance floor with sweet spanish dancer like me?
BTW I'm not a mama yet! I'm only 20 and earning money for college. Della is a good employer, so I should be able to go soon, but I will not give up this job! It's too much fun in the Bario!

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-15-2001).]

Luckymama - You say you're not a mama yet but, Your name is mama as in luckymama Della! As for you "You old twig legged Mabel". Hands off Chico!

Mabel: Anita, does della have a crush on my sweet chico? If not yes I have mail for her,
If she does, have her to check with louie for her mail. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

I confess I am sort of infactuated with the handsome Chico. He is a handsome young man! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mabel: Oh, louie!!!!
here's della's mail for today, you know where to put it.

(whispering to louie):too bad louie della's imcome tax refund check came today.(LOL) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mabel: Oh louie!!!!!
here's that medical student nurse's mail.

(whispering to louie): these are her 1st past
due notice on her bills (LOL) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Originally posted by Cheryl Harrell:
I confess I am sort of infactuated with the handsome Chico. He is a handsome young man! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

JL nurse: And who may you be?

JL nurse: Oh Chico honey........ Have you seen any of my mail? I seem to be missing those love letters from you.

ANITA: JennyLee, honey, I'm Anita Gonzalas in this neighborhood and I think that Chico is a hot tamale! Chicooooo, where are youuuu! I have something sweet from the Della-car-tessin for you. Where is that macho mechanic hiding now? Oh hi, Ed, have you seen Chico? Here's your coffee.

Party! I'll fix some sandwiches for you & Chico & Ed & Louie etc. If I can get Ed away from that bottle! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

ANITA: Ed can we clear this garage floor for Mabel's party? Then I can bring some mamba records and we can take turns dancing with Chico and Ed and Louie! What do you say girls!

Mabel: (whispering to Louie) hey louie, that medical student nurse is looking for her Chico love letters (hee hee), keep our secret Louie. I will see you in the morning. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

The Opening Song

Written by: Jose Feliciano
Re-Written by: Mabel
(Used by Permission) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Chico, don't be distracted,
those girls are so hard to understand
Chico, if you run now
I know we can hide in the van

Because those girls are not the ones
and a new day has begun
You can see your mabel sun if you try

And I know things will be better
oh yes they will for Chico and his Mabel
Yes they will for Chico and his Mabel

Credits:
Written by: Tracy Prinze
Jennylee
Luckymama
Cheryl harrell
Ed Brown Jr.
Croiter
Karen64
Any more written will be Posted later http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
Audience please applaud

Now the show begins http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mabel: mail call mail call, yes there will be a party tonight with my chico without the girls, Chico honey don't drink whatever they give you to drink, they may put some love potion #9 in it.

Mabel: Anita girl yes that is a good idea to bring the mamba records, you girls will have fun dancing with ed and louie, while I will be dancing with my chico,

(whispering to louie):If you see any of those girls dancing with my chico, crush those records with your garbage truck.

go back and forth, back and forth (LOL) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

ANITA: Ladies, I think that Mabel is Seeelfiiish! We chiquititas should all have a dance with our mucho macho mechanic! Chicoooooooo, what do you say! Mamba with a hot, prettie senorita, or are you going to be exclusive with that birdie legs Mabel! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

(Tracy, you did tell us to get into this remember! LOL) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Ahhh the way to start the day is with a drink.

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JL nurse - ED! Will you stop drinking and help me capture Chico's heart? I am so in love with the man! Please tell that twiggo Mabel to deliver her mail somewhere else.......... By the way I'll be at the mambo party HEE HEE http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

As Tracy-- Hi, luckymama I am breaking character here(LOL) you are very very good
(Smile) this is the way I planned it to go. I wanted her (mabel) to be selfish without saying it. Bingo, luckymama this let's me know that I was writing and playing the part right(LOL). I as Tracy agree Mabel is very selfish so you ladies have to teach me (mabel) a lesson, like they do in real TV.
we all know "Chico" did not like kissing her. that's the fun part, because only in her mind Chico likes her. So let's get back to the play. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Ed just tore up another bill LOL!

(thanks tracy)
ANITA: So Chico, who are you going to dance with first. I hope you pick me. I'm a great mamba dancer! I dance better than the rest!

CHICO: Jew ever hear of da Dancing Octopus? Dats me, ladies! Come here sweet mamas and take a tentacle!

Mabel: Chico, catch me I'm going to faint, you are here.(LOL)

CHICO: Jew ever hear of da Dancing Octopus? Dats me, ladies! Come here sweet mamas and take a tentacle!

CHICO - Come on, ladies, I'm de swingin' Puerto Rican Octopus, everybody grab a tentacle and let's dance!

Mabel: Ed and Louie why did you two let me fall when I fainted?(LOL)

I don't blame my sweet Chico, he is stunned at how beautiful I am.(LOL)

Come on Chico baby let's dance.

CHICO - OK, Mabel, but stop swinging that mailbag before you turn Chico into Chica!

CHICO - OK, Mabel, but stop swinging that mailbag before you turn Chico into Chica!

CHICO - OK Mabel, but stop swinging that mailbag before you turn Chico into Chica!

Mabel im not gonna catch you im afraid you would have stabbed me with your bones.

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JL nurse: Chico are you talking to the 3 gals? LOL Now don't repeat it 3 times!

ANITA: I'll join you Chico baby, but when we get to swinging, we'll shake the rest of those ladies off! Then I'll show you that we latino ladies have rhythm! One, two, cha, cha, cha! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


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Mabel: Chico baby I would never hurt you honey, not only will I stop swinging my mail bag, I will just give the whole thing to louie, he knows what to do with the mail(LOL)

Hey, Chico wanna do the Bump with me? If not maybe Louie'll wanna do it. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

ANITA: OOh Chico, all that dancing has made me thirsty! Would you be an amor and see if Della brought anything to drink, or maybe Mabel did, since this was her party! Just don't let her get her birdie legged arms around you. She might try to give you one of her famous atomic kisses again! EEW! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

(Tracy! LOL)

TRACY: Don't worry, if Della was 10 years younger and I was 10 years older, I would still be too young for her. You're my chica, baby!

JL nurse: "Chico" Throw all those other ladies to the side. Let's get ready to do the hustle! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mabel: Oh, girls this is the best party I have ever had, I am so happy I'm about to cry. yes, anita I bought plenty to drink.(sniff sniff).

chico, sweetie I forgot to give you your mail this morning, I ordered you a jewelry store book, by the way my ring size is 6.(LOL)(LOL).

ANITA: Ring!! Chico you don't want to give her no ring, unless it's around her birdie neck, do you? You'd better watch her, too. If you give her a ring for her finger, she is libel to put one in your nose! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif I can understand you wanting some young thing, but Mabel? I have plenty of hot spanish young blood running through my veins. I'm only 20! Can I be your mami honey baby!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

CHICO -- Ladies, I'm sorry the say the only ring I have is around the bathtub!

I didn't bring any bourbon to drink cuz I knew Ed would drink it all up! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

JL nurse: Oh Chico you sure are looking good tonight. Woooo Hoooo I love when we dance together cheek to cheek.... Lets do the GRIND! Woooooooooooooooooo! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mabel: Get out the way you medical student nurse. (grabbing the nurse's arm and slinging her around) Chico!!!!! I can dance better than her, Woh!! can I get down Chico baby. Chico do that step again , oh yeah!!! I got it.... Go Mabel Go Mabel watch me dance watch me dance. (LOL)

& If they drink some of Ed's bourbon they'll really dance then LOL! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

ANITA: (whispering in Chico's ear) Chico, honey, why don't we get away from these loco ladies for a while. (blows in his ear) While they are busy fighting we could go into your van and do the horizontal mamba http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif!) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mabel: Chico baby, guess what else I found in my mail sack? a bridal magazine !!!

Just take your time chico sweetie and pick out a white dress you would loveeeee to see me in.(LOL)

That medical student nurse is not the only one that can wear white (LOL)

Just want to say you all are so cute.. I love you all.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

ANITA: (whispers in Chico's ear) That Mabel is one loco la dama. I hope you don't encourage her! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif I know you are such an el caballero with las señoritas, but watch yourself with that one mi pastel de la miel, She's two cents short of a stamp! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ANITA: (to Mabel) I think too many los perros have been chasing you, birdie legs. Are you hyperventilating? Oh JLnurse, Mabel needs oxygen! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif LOL

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[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-19-2001).]

Nobody is gonna drink my burbon but me.

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Caramio - Thanks for the nice respond to our craziness. We like to dream. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: CHICO! Do you need oxygen? Move over everyone while I give him mouth to mouth resucitation.......... Move over you bird legged twiggo before I snap your bones in half. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (JL nurse is giving Chico mouth to mouth resucitation and also smooching his neck in front of everyone) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (It pays to be a nurse http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif )

ANITA: JLnurse, for someone in the medical profession, you don't hear so good! I said Mabel needs the oxygen! I think she's not getting enough oxygen to her brain, talking about rings and wedding dresses!LOL Maybe you need to find a nice doctor to check your ears!LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
ANITA: (to Chico) Did that nurse bruise you
mi pastel de la miel! Let your hot Spanish dish, Anita, kiss it and make it all better! (smooch) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

To Caramia, Oh how sweet of you to say such nice things about us, we are having tons of fun here in this role play, please, please, pick yourself a part and join us, we love you also. join us.(smile) Now I have to get back to the play they are trying to steal chico from mabel(LOL)(LOL)

Mabel: (pretending to be crying)
Oh, chico...Anita and that medical student nurse is picking on meeeeee, I feel a faint coming on again, will you please escort me to your van, I want to lay down for a moment(LOL) a nice massage from you Chico will make me feel betterrrr.(LOL)(LOL)

ED and Louie is no help either Chico. (LOL)

ANITA: Don't do it Chico, mi pastel de la miel! I don't trust that birdie legs! She might try to hypnotize you like you did to Ed then, Ay, ay, ay! I would have to rescue you! (thinks to herself... that would be fun, though!) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


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JL nurse: WOOOOOOOOOOO Chico makes me feel faint also. Where is Ed? Or maybe Della? I need a drink and a fan. WOOOOOOOO! Chico.... You are so fine! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mabel: (mabel is running after chico)
Chico, come here baby I want to run my fingers threw your thick, long, beautiful hair.

(chico runs from mabel and jumps in the van) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mabel: (mabel jumps on top of the van and falls in, (then chico runs out of the van).

Mabel: Ouchhhh, Ouchhhhhh http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

So THAT'S why my mail is late. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Where is Va Va Voom Chico???

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JL nurse:Chico is here with me again........ smooch smocch smooch smooch http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ANITA: You-hoo Mabel There's a guy out here looking for you. He says he's a postal inspector, or something like that. Something about complaints in this neighborhood about mail not being delivered properly! I think you'd better get out here and see what he wants http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif (tee hee) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hi Daddy,
Are you pretending to be my inspector again?(LOL) You just hop in the mail truck and I will take you back to the mental institution.
(LOL)

JL nurse: Mabel just go with your daddy and leave Chico alone.... Hmmph! Jump into the institution with him.......... No where was I? "AY Chico" smooch, smooch, smooch. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Liz: Aha!! Caught ya, Chico--I've been gone for 3 days and I catch you fooling around with all these other women!! Hmmph! Maybe I'll do some of my own fooling around with Mando!

Hey Ed-give me a shot of that bourbon! Heres a glass... []}

Ok here you go thats one for you and 2 for me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Mando, he's a hot young thing... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mabel: Mail call Mail call,

I am so happy to give everyone their mail today, so don't say I did not deliver it.(LOL)

For each of you a letter from the IRS (Ha Ha)
(LOL)
Bye Bye Jailbirds (Ha Ha Ha)

ANITA: I don't think I will have one of those IRS letters! Just so you don't have any from the INS for me! Chico, mi pastel de la miel, mi caballero guapo, mi ángel dulce, I seem to have this little problem with these immigration people! Something about needing una tarjeta verde. (whispering in Chico's ear) ¿Podríamos casarnos nosotros tan yo podría permanecer en su condado maravilloso? ¡Yo lo haría muy feliz! ¡Tendríamos el gran cantidad de bebés! Usted haría un a papá muy bueno. ¿Qué dice usted?
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif (aloud) I look very pretty in white, by the way! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif ¡Por favor! ¡Por favor! ¡Bonito por favor! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL Nurse: Lucky! For your information I look even better in white.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mabel: Chico, Chico I have your mail here
(chico is running from mabel)

Mabel:Ed I think Chico is running from a mouse. Do you have mice in this garage???(LOL)(LOL)

I jsut saw Ed Brown throw away his bills... If Chico doesn't want Mabel, I am available....

JL nurse: Oh Chico! (Chico has runned into JL's arms) I'll protect you from that mail lady pervert - smooch, smooch, smooch http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Thats right i threw away all the bills that of course if you want to pay them.

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Mabel: mail call, mail call,

Here's some mail for that medical student nurse.

A cut off notice on your lights, telephone,
water, gas, and a three day notice to pay your rent or quit.

Gee I love my job!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Della: I ain't paying your bills. I'm just your landlady! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif LOL!

ANITA: Oh, Della I didn't see you standing there. I'm not really an illegal alien, so please don't worry about me working for you. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I am a chicano, like Chico. I just told him that so he would have an excuse to marry me and have lots of los bebés with me. (to Chico) now don't be mad at me Chico, mi pastel de la miel. I just wanted you all for myself. That birdie legs and the nursie face were getting too fresh with mi caballero guapo!
I'm such a bad la chica pequeña! (running from Chico's playful anger) Oh, Chico, now don't be mad at me! I'm sorry! Perdóneme por favor! Ay, ay, ay! Della, help. I promise I'll get back to work! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

I need to start watching my employees mroe carefully... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

ANITA: Della, I am sorry to give you so many problems. I go back to work now. I will make you happy and proud you hired me. I need the money for teacher school. Please don't fire me. I work hard I promise. Chico is such a distraction, though! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Della fire her!!!

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Originally posted by Tracy-Prinze:
Mabel: mail call, mail call,

Here's some mail for that medical student nurse.

A cut off notice on your lights, telephone,
water, gas, and a three day notice to pay your rent or quit.

Gee I love my job!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

JL nurse: That's okay with me Mabel! I'll just live with Chico in his room...... AY Chico........ Smooch, Smooch, Smooch http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ANITA: Eddie, baby, don't tell Della to fire me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif I can't help it if you have such a handsome distraction working for you! Chico, tell him! Here are some donuts and coffee with a little bourbon in it. SEE I try to make everyone happy. I'm going now, see, back on the truck to deliver lunch to all the hungry workers! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif (to Chico) I'll be over later after work! (wink)

DELLA: Since I'm nice I'll give ya a 2nd chance. Just watch out for that Rodriguez boy... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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ANITA: Ooh, mucho gracias (grovels at Della's feet) I will be good. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
(to Chico)See what trouble you get your chiquita into, mi pastel de la miel. When you look at those other (ahem) ladies, it makes your chiquita go loco! and then I get in the hot water with my Boss lady! I will be good for Della, cause she is a nice lady! You'd better be good to me, too! I go back to work now and you'd better do the same! No more ladies! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mabel: Hey Ed,

What's that martian language Anita is Speaking to my Chico?

JL nurse: Hey yeah Ed..... What's that manteca de miel stuff she keeps chattering about? - Luckymama - No more ladies? You've got to be kidding..... I'm his main gal! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I have no clue ladies!!! but i sure would love to find out.

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ANITA: Mi pastel de la miel understands me when I speak to him in our beautiful language! But for the sake of the gringos in the audience, mi pastel de la miel means my sweety pie. And when I tried to trick Chico (something I am very sorry for now) into thinking I was an illegal alien, I whispered to him,"¿Podríamos casarnos nosotros tan yo podría permanecer en su condado maravilloso? ¡Yo lo haría muy feliz! ¡Tendríamos el gran cantidad de bebés! Usted haría un a papá muy bueno. ¿Qué dice usted?" which means "Will you marry me so I can stay in this great country. I will make you very happy. We will have lots of babies. You would be a very good daddy. What do you say?"
I also call him "mi caballero guapo, mi ángel dulce, my handsome gentleman, my sweet angel" http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


(Note from Luckymama: I do not speak the beautiful language of Chico and Anita, so I must rely on a translation device I found on line. I have since discovered, talking to a friend who does know Spanish, that this translator uses SDL Spanish translations, and not conversational Spanish, so the translations are awkward, at best! To all my Spanish speaking friends, I am sorry if I am butchering your beautiful language. I only meant to add flavor to my character! Forgive me. I should probably stick to English! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Mabel: Mail call Mail call

Hey Ed, here's your mail, one of your mail says your garage has to be renovated.

Hey Chico You can stay with me I have plenty of room (chico hops in a customers car and takes off).

Mabel: Chico must be driving away from that martian speaking Anita. HEE HEE
(mabel does not know the language is Spanish)

ANITA: (honk, honk) Ed, Chico, is anyone here? I need some more gas so I can get back to work. Those construction workers on that job near the park are getting hungry for their lunch! (honk, honk) Where is everyone?
(to Mabel) Hey, birdie legs, have you seen Chico or Ed? I need some gas!
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[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-26-2001).]

Mabel: EDDDD EDDDDDD (Mabel is screaming)
The UFO's are here, the ring leader Anita. She may try to take me to her planet. (Mabel is running out of the garage) (LOL)

Mabel: HELP! HELP! that martian is here, speaking that strange martian language. HELP! HELP! (LOL)

ANITA: Ay,Ay,AY! That Birdie legs is one la dama loca! [crazy lady!] Ed, sweety, thanks for the gas! Give Chico this for me when you see him (kisses Ed on the cheek) and this one is for you! (kisses Ed on the other cheek!) If you see Mabel again, I know of a nice hospital room with a padded cell where she could rest for a while! (honk, honk) Got to get back to work! Buenas tardes! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-26-2001).]

JL nurse: (Coming out of Chico's room yawning with arms outstreched). ED..... I hear so much noise here in the garage. Business must be good. Chico left our waterbed. That means only one thing "Mabel" is bothering him again. Ed........ Can you please tell Mabel to stop bothering my "MAN" Chico! He's really starting to get upset every time he has to deal with her. I know... He told me so. My poor Chico.......

ANITA: Della, I'm back. Boy what a day. Those construction workers sure made a dent in your inventory. I'll leave you to restock. I have off this weekend and Chico promised to take me to the beach for the holiday weekend. (sound of a truck honking in the distance) Here he is now! Chico! Mi pastel de la miel! (Anita gets in the truck that has just pulled up) Hola, mi ángel dulce, mi amor. (kisses Chico sweetly on the lips) Are you ready to go. We need to stop at my place for my things. (Waves out the window) Hasta lunes everyone! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

(mabel blocks anita and chico with the mail truck keeping them from backing out)

Mabel:Sorryyyyyyyyyy the mail truck just broke downnnnnnnnn. (LOL)(LOL)

I guess im gonna have to fix this truck. Chico lets go we have work to do.

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Della: Oh no not more work for me! LOL!

Mabel: Sorry della, I know ed and my strong as steel man Chico will have the mail truck fixed in no time.

ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif (glaring at Mabel) You did that on purpose, you birdie legged el cerebro del pájaro [bird brain]. Chico, let's walk to my place. I can use my brother's truck. I can help you carry the beach things. Adios, amigos. We're outta here! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Chico Is it true? Are you going with Anita somewhere? That's okay baby because your sweet little nurse will be awaiting your huge lovey dovey lips to kiss mine when you get back. I'll leave now. I have to go to work anyway. By the way baby.......... You were really something last night! Smooch! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (As JL passes Anita by, She throws a bananna peel next to her heel). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ANITA: (picking up the banana peal and throwing it back at JLnurse) Here, you dropped something. Don't make Louie get overworked picking up after you. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Della: That's all I do anymore is watch you people... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

(mabel runs to the telephone and makes a call)

Mabel: Oh della, I told the post office operator to announce over the intercom that "Della makes the best sandwiches in town, and who wants one for lunch?" Guess what Della? They want you to make over 300 sandwiches by lunch time, here is the phone number so you can call and take the orders. (LOL)

Mabel: Oh my, I guess Anita will be busy today.(LOL)(LOL)

Mabel: Hey louie, I got rid of Liz, now all I have to do is get rid of Anita and that medical student nurse.(LOL)(LOL)

Della:

Oh boy am I gonna be busy! I need Sugarbritches to come & help me out!

JL nurse: Ed Is it true? I heard that you will be throwing a big bash come next week here in the garage. I also heard you're inviting Sammy Davis Jr. Tony Orlando, Mando and alot of other people? Will Della be catering? This sounds like fun! Oh Ed..............

Yes its true and everyone is invited even my daughter is coming we are all gonna have fun.

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Note left on Chico's Door: Chico and Anita are away at the beach and will be home on Monday. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Liz: Chico!.... Chico, where are you??? You promised to help me study for my anatomy exam...you said I could examine your anatomy!! Oh, rats!! He's probably in bed exhausted after goofing around with all those other women....I think I'll sneak into Della's truck and make him a sandwich and a drink. A little vitamin E sprinkled in his drink will perk him right up for me!

JL nurse: (Arriving at Ed's garage and going to Chico's door and reading the note) Drats! Chico is still with that Anita! I cannot wait to see my baby....... Let me phone him to see if I can reach him. (JL is phoning Chico's private line).

ANITA: Oh mi pastel de la miel, I told you that I needed to put sunscreen on you. Now you are all burnt and good for nothing for the next few days! And we had to cut our vacation short, too! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I guess I will have to go back to work, since you can't do anything. Maybe you did this on purpose to get some TLC from those nursey face girlfriends of yours http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif Well, have fun, maybe your chiquita will have time for you later! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif No I won't go mad, I'll just GO!

What a bummer! I hope it rains at the beach!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif Oh well, I'll just eat this sandwich myself!!
This place is a mess! Doesn't anyone ever clean up around here?

Chico was supposed to help me fix those flat tires i have here in garage. Im gonna fix that Anita Louie get your truck.

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JennyLee will play the part of Louie until a man comes along to play the role...........

Louie: Hello ED! What a beautiful day. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. The garbage is not smelling so bad today.... A little perfumy you might say. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Ed You need my truck? Whatever for?

Your coming along cause i need you to drive where going after Chico and Anita he has to come back to the garage and help me finish some work and she is getting in the way so we will pick up Chico and then leave her there.

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Mabel: (Mabel read the note that Anita left for Chico and drove her mail truck to the beach) (Mabel runs around the beach and yells out...)

Mabel: JAWS JAWS is in the water, everybody RUN!!!!

Mabel: Chico you come with me and I will drive you back to Ed's garage, that Anita girl is trying to get my sweet Chico eaten up by JAWS.

Mabel: (Mabel yells out again) JAWS JAWS everybody RUN!!! now you're safe with me Chico.

Louie i think i see Chico and JAWS and ANITA and MABEL this is crazy!!! Lets get them Louie.

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ANITA: Those crazy gringos. Della, they didn't even see Chico and I come home! Mi pastel de la miel got such a bad sunburn and spoiled our weekend. I'm ready to go back to work. I've had it with Chico for a while. Those nursy faces can have him! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif He's in his room and good for nothing right now!
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[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-28-2001).]

Mabel: (Mabel, Louie, and Ed arrive at the garage)

Mabel: that's okay my sweet Chico, Let that Anita girl go on her merry way, Mabel is here no need to worry (Mabel lays her head on Chico's shoulder). (Mabel's hair is making Chico sneeze)

Mabel: Oh dear, Chico are you coming down with a cold? Well your loving Mabel is going to cook you my famous Chicken and PEA SOUP.

Chico: Ow, Mable watch the sunburn, PLEASE!

(sorry, I couldn't resist that! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)


[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 05-27-2001).]

Mabel get out of my Garage!!! Chico if i didnt drink burbon for breakfast i would swear i saw you out there on the beach with JAWS and Mabel looks like someone after they have been eaten by JAWS.

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Della: Bless you, Chico dear. I'll get you some hankys & cold medicine & call you a dr. Don't tell Ed the drs. coming as he'll think it's for him...

Louie: Chico! You're back...... If you ask me you're playing with fire. Too many girls If you know what I mean http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif (Louie winks at Chico). ED Brown Jr... Round up the garbage cans cause I'm going back to work and by the way I can't wait for that HOT party.... Will there be any dancing girls? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Oh my baby is back and he is burnt to a crisp..... (That no good Anita grrrr...) Come here to momma and put your head against my chest. I'm going to treat you like the little baby you are. Suck your thumb you go ahead. Here is your baby bonnet and blankie..... (JL is rocking Chico to sleep). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Louie just read the garbage the info about my party is gonna be all in there!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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ANITA: Della are we helping cater this party of Ed's? Ay, Ay AY. I don't know if I can show my face around here for a while. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif Everyone blames me for getting Chico sun burnt. It wasn't my fault that he was pigheaded and would not let me rub lotion on him! You think that I wouldn't do that for mi pastel de la miel! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Well, I'll help you because you are a nice boss lady, but if any of those loco gringo ladies start something, I won't be responsible! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Anita, Ed Brown is not known for being nice but Anita you are welcome at the party!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Della: yeah, we're a part of the catering. Busy day LOL!

Ed's daughter Sharon- I was just having dinner with some of my friends from the Barrio,did I hear someone sneeze?
Why didn't anyone call me I am a nurse you know.

When did you get here how are you???

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Sharon- Im fine dad are you still drinking?
I hope you had more for breakfast than bourbon.
I was in the neighborhood and thought I come see my two favorite guys. Where's Chico?

Sharon- Im fine dad are you still drinking?
I hope you had more for breakfast than bourbon.
I was in the neighborhood and thought I come see my two favorite guys. Where's Chico?

Louie: Chico is with that other nurse. "Nurse Gotta have him and Now"!!!!!

JL nurse: Ed You invited me to the party didn't you? I'll give you a free blood pressure screening after the party to make sure you're A-OK!

Mabel: you medical student nurse, don't you put that sling shot looking thing on my sweet Chico, because YOU KNOW!, you don't know what you are doing. didn't you fail your last two exams? (LOL)

Skid Row Roxy: (Skid Row Roxy is dragging 4 large duffle bags full of mail in the garage)

Skid Row Roxy: Hey Hey can I get some help here? I found all this mail at the city dump addressed to this neighborhood. I thought it would be a good deed to return everyone's unopened mail, all I want is little change to get me some liquor. So here's mail for Anita, Nurse, Liz, and Della.

Skid Row Roxy: Hey Louie, is that you Louie. (begins singing that song "Louie Louie") yeah yeah yeah yeah

I had a big burbon breakfast!!! Stop asking questions you already know the answer too sweetheart. JL Nurse your invited.

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Sharon- When's the party? i'd like to come .

Its oh i think today i have too much to drink and now i cant remember but sure you can come...

Jl Nurse: No Ed the party is this coming Friday... Stop drinking bourbon! "Skid Row" Here's a twenty Go buy yourself a new pair of shoes at Payless........ and Thanks for my mail... "Mabel" These bills are over 2 months old what were you doing? Chico dear.......... Let me give you a big ole kissy from your mush mouth nursey pursey...

Louie: AAAH! Skid Row! I've not seen you since the days of vaudville... Are you still doing the 2 cent step. The one I showed you?

I hope they dont call her Skid Row cause of her underwear!!!

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Skid Row Roxy: Hot diggity dog, a $20 bill from that sweet little nurse, I can't figure out why Mabel hates her, she's so sweet, $20 WOW! yeah Louie we can do our step at the Partay!

Skid Row Roxy: Hey Ed, man you looking good in that green sweater, we'll be matching tonight and since I got $20 from that sweet nurse, we're going be dranking 24/7, ED Baby!

Oh lord for the first time in my life i wish i was sober!!!

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Della: I bet alot of that mail belongs to Ed! Bills I bet LOL!

Yeah all those bills can go directly to Louie!!!

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Louie: Oh what a beautiful morning...... Oh what a beautiful day......... ED! Where's Chica and Chico I just bought 2 extra large pizza pies. Tell Chico to put on the coffee. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: I'm taking care of Chico... I'm mothering him. He has the baby bonnet, the blankie and he's sucking his thumb. He needs tender loving care after Anita burnt him up like a crisp piece of bacon....... Grrr....

(skid row roxy wakes up from her cardboard box, outside the garage)

Skid Row Roxy: (sniffs) My My I smell something good coming from that garage. (takes another sniff)

Skid Row Roxy: Liquor, liquor, aw there's that sweet little nurse. Hey, sweet little nurse. Is that "Chico" you kissing all over? I heard about him from the beach to downtown.

Skid Row Roxy: (looking chico up and down)
Okay, he's cute but, he is no match for Louie. Now louie is a stud. Oh yes yes yes (LOL) Louieeee.

ANITA: So Della, what are we making for Ed's party. Please let me man the drink table at the party! (to herself "it will be easier to spike the punch that way! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif) Let me know what time you need me to help you fix the party food! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mabel: Mail Call Mail Call I see everyone has found their lost mail because I WAS ROBBED!!! I enrolled in a self-defense class. Hee YA.

Mabel: (whispers to Louie, Hey Louie you better give that mangy Skid Row Roxy all the Liquor in the store to keep her away from the city dump)

Mabel: I must go now and get myself ready and all beautiful for the party tonight because Mabel and her sweet Chico will be dancing the night away.(Mabel is singing "The Temptations" song "Get Ready")
Get Ready cause here I come
I'm on my way
So Get Ready cause here I come
If you wanna play hide and seek with love
Let me remind you it's ALL RIGHT
Look out baby cause here I come
Get Ready cause here I come
(Mabel is going out the garage)

JL nurse: Mabel Your hair bow is too tight!

Louie: Skid row Roxy! What are you doing over there. Here is a slice of hot pizza. ED! Give Roxy some bourbon...........

JL nurse: Now Now Chico....... Get your rest... Nursey will be back later to care for you. Smooch, Smooch, Smooch.....

JL Nurse: Roxy! You here again? Where are the new shoes? Here's a five for a cup of coffee. You can buy it at Della's Della-catessen over there. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sharon- Hey Mable did you ever hear if you won the trip for two to Niagra Falls?

Joy Here-this comes from 5-29-01 natural causes show that aired today

Chico help me who the hell is this Roxy women and doesnt she know i dont share my burbon???

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Liz: "Come on baby light my fire...come on baby light my fire...try to set the night on FIRE!!" (does a sexy little hoochie-koo dance) The entertainment has arrived! I'm ready to party, baby!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif


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Liz: OOPS! I guess I wiggled my hips a little too much and knocked over Ed's bottle of bourbon! Oh, that's a shame.......I'll just have to break out my bottle of fine Canadian whiskey!

Della: Coffees coming right up! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Maybe Chico and Chica are messin around....The world may never know... Hey that pizza sounds good..I'll take 3 slices of that...One for me and 2 for Chico....LOL

ANITA: Della, it will sure get crowded in the garage for the party tonight. Maybe I should clean up this alley and decorate it just like a Barrio block party, with lights and pinata's. Maybe Chico has recovered from that sunburn enough to give me a hand stringing them up. Do you think we made enough food? I sure made plenty of punch! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Ed, you have any music? My brother has a garage band that needs a gig, can I call him?
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Yes i have that one song you always here me playing by Jose Felicano called well i dunno the name of the song but it goes something like do do do do the man he aint so hard to understand la la la do do la !!!

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Louie: Oh Ed I love that song. Maybe I can do my little vaudville shuffle 2 step with you too. Oh the party is going to be grand! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif The gals, The wine, The food, The dancing........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Skid Row Roxy: Did I hear somebody say Canadian whiskey! Well brang it ON! Let the PARTAY begin. (singing K.C. and the Sunshine band song "Get Down Tonight") Get Down Get Down Get Down tonight baby ooh ooh oohooh. Where's my bow legged Louie? Louie let's get this PARTAY going.

Louie: Let's get this party started right!
Let's get this party started QUICKLY..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mabel: Hey louie, help me get this disco ball off the mail truck. (the disco ball is a big heavy glittering ball)

Mabel: that non-singing Liz girl is dancing with my sweet Chico, here louie put up the disco ball (louie struggles while carrying the ball)

Mabel: You Liz girl, you are not going to light any fire with my sweet chico. (mabel starts singing "Hit the road jack") Hit the road jack and don't you come back no more no
more no more.

Louie: Hit the road Jack, Don'tcha come here no more no more no more no more...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif - My MY MY Mabel this sure is heavy......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Della: Make sure Sugar Britches has the food delivered on time. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I bet Chico ordered the disco ball. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif A block style party sounds nice & if Ed Brown doesn't like it too bad as he's out numbered. We'll make sure he has fun! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Oh Ed Brown is gonna have fun http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif!!!

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Louie: By the way Ed! What time are the folks coming?

ANITA: Wow, Della! Do you think we have enough food to feed all of these people. The alley sure does look pretty thanks to Chico's help. I couldn't stay mad at mi pastel de la miel. Thank you Chico for helping me decorate. Now it looks like a real barrio block party http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I only wish there weren't so many of your EX girlfriends here. Liz, JLnurse, Maria, and who else? Oh yea, Birdie Legs! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Well I have the solution to that problem right here! (shows Chico a little bottle of liquid!) where's that punch bowl! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mabel http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifMabel walks over to Liz and Chico while they are dancing and Mabel swings Chico around to her)

Mabel: Sorry Chico for running a little late but your Mabel is here now and I know you were only dancing with Liz because she had no date tonight. Oh my sweet Chico, you are so wonderful.

Mabel: (Mabel turns to talk to Liz)

Mabel:Now you listen, you Liz girl, go find yourself somebody else to dance with, I heard there's a party going at the retirement home. Maybe Louie can give you a lift. So run along now.

Louie: Skid row let's do the 2 cent shuffle........ Louie throws sands on the floor and starts dancing a jig.....

An orange car pulls up to the side of the garage. JL nurse gets out.......

JL nurse: Party! Party! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Liz: "Mabel, have a donut, why don't you.....Here, have ten!"(stuffing donuts into Mable's bag) "My sweetie likes women with a little meat on their bones!! Hey Skid Row Roxie, put some more of KC & the Sunshine band on!! I feel like getting down tonight with my Boogie Man!!" http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Skid Row Roxy: Okay Liz, I am going to turn this music up. This PARTAY is all the way live!

Skid Row Roxy: I need a drank. Liz pour me a cup of liquor and Louie baby, you pour me two cups of liquor and we gonna do more than the 2 step, we're gonna do the bump baby. with your cute bowlegged self. LOL

Liz: "Here ya go, Roxie!" (slides a glass of ominous-looking liqiud her way) "Louie brought this stuff...it's pretty good!"

Mabel: ( Mabel throws down the donuts)

Mabel: Excuse me Chico, Della is becking for me. (Mabel is lying)

Mabel: Hello Della, oh my this food looks great! That Liz girl,Anita,Maria, and that medical student nurse are coming over here to pick up their plates but they're afraid to ask you to load it down with salt,jalapeno peppers and tabasco sauce, they didn't want to hurt your feelings. Well I must get back to my sweet Chico. Ta Ta

Mabel: Girls, Della told me to tell you to come and get your plates. Della is in tears, she thinks nobody likes her food so please tell her that you like her food.

(Liz, Anita, Maria, and the Nurse get their plates and start eating)

Liz---Della, this food is delicious! I see Chico hasn't made it over for food yet 'cause he's too busy two-timing me!!! Grrr! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Liz: "A toast!...Ahem...Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold--
It's paradise--pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
That's all for now, I gotta pee!"

Della: Hey CHICO I've got some food! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Boy i got to stop drinking i didnt even notice my own party started and everyone is here. I am going nuts.

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ANITA: (not affected by Mabel's attempts with the hot food, that's the way Anita likes it!)

I think everyone is getting thirsty from all this spicy food. Here Everyone, have some deeelicious punch. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I made it myself! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

(Liz, JLnurse and Maria all take big gulps to put out the fire from the food!)

Mabel here's a great big glass for you, my dear! (Mabel drinks the punch.)

(aside! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now the fun begins) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Liz: "Glad to see Ed made it to his own party!"(raises glass)
"Here's to Ed, a dear, sweet man..
He has such a groovy van!"

Thank you everyone this means alot to this master mechanic!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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JL nurse: Munch, Munch....... Oh I forgot to say hello to my love Chico... Chico! Smooch Smooch Smooch........

Chico: Looking Good!

JL nurse: I'll be back Chico.... I have to finish my food. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Chico..... Why don't we mosey around in your room huh? (JL gives him a wink) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mabel: (Mabel overhears the Nurse telling Chico about going to his room)

Mabel: (Mabel makes her way through the dancing crowd to Chico's room)

Mabel: That medical student nurse thinks she's going to sneak off to MY sweet Chico's room,not as long as Mabel is here, she's not.

Mabel: (Mabel boards up Chico's room with a hammer and lots of nails)

Mabel: Now that ought to do it. HA!

Mabel: Oh Nurse, SOMEONE IS CHOKING OVER THERE (Mabel is lying)

Mabel: Now Chico, where were we, oh yeah! we were dancing. (The Bee Gees song "You Should be Dancing" is playing)

Liz: "Someone's choking?? I better go see"....(spies Louie doing some strange dance, mistaking it for choking)

(Runs over and begins Heimlich)

(Louie is startled and starts hollering and spinning around, with Liz on his back)

"Aye Carumba!!"

Someone is choking tell them to get outta my garage i cant have anyone die here in the bulding.

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Skid Row Roxy: Hey Louie give me some of those card board boxes off your garbage truck and Mabel give me that hammer and some of those nails, I'm gonna build me a condo right here next to Ed Brown's garage. All this work I'm gonna be doing, I'm gonna need another drank. Hey turn that music up, OH the Bee Gees are playing,that's my song.

Chico quick grab the rifle we have some homeless women trying to move in a cardboard box next to the garage she is gonna be bad for business.

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Jl nurse: Drat! Chico come over here. Someone boarded your room!

JL glares at Mabel.....

JL nurse: Mabel! Could you please get your skinny twig legs and dance with Louie! He's hyper! - Chico! Who could've done such an awful thing to your room....

Chico: Ees not my job!

Louie: (Dancing with Liz).... WOOOOO! Liz baby you sure know how to shuffle your feet! Do you know how to do the slide? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Everybody hit the ground im gonna shoot her!!! heh heh LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Liz: "Hey, Louie baby, I was born to shake my groove thang!! Let's do the hustle!"

Skid Row Roxy: Now I know Liz has lost her mind on my Louie's back and now dancing with him too. Ed give that broken down rifle.

Skid Row Roxy: I thought chu my friend, Now Now you done took my man,that ain't right, I guess you gonna want my condo next huh. This causes for another drank.

Skid Row Roxy: (snatches Ed's bottle of Bourbon, starts drinking, and starts singing "The Thrill is Gone" by B.B. King)

Skid Row Roxy: (Roxy is singing "I Got the Blues", she is drunk)
Skid Row Roxy: Liz done took my man
dun dunna dun dun
And left me alone
dun dunna dun dun
I just build a condo
dun dunna dun dun
I don't have my man no mo'
dun dunna dun dun
I got the blues
dun dunna dun dun
sho' nuff got the bluesss



[This message has been edited by DeDe (edited 06-02-2001).]

ANITA: Oh no, I must have mixed a little too much loco weed juice in the stuff I spiked the punch with. Now they're getting out the guns! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif Chico, I need you to protect me! Ay Carumba! What have I done! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif
Della we need to get them to eat more! It will counter the effects of the punch. (Yelling and screeching at the top of her lungs over the music) No body drink the punch!!!! (picks up the bowl and tosses the contents in the alley) Ed, honey, baby, put the gun away, por favor!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Louie: (Louie puts his finger up in the air like John Travolta from Saturday night fever).... Do the hustle! WOOOOOO Liz you sure are something.......

JL nurse: ED! Listen to me. Roxy just wants a place to call home that's all.... Give her a break. (JL goes over to Roxy) Roxy! WOOOO http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif Did you take a bath? WOOOOO http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif Chico! Dump Roxy in the barrel and put the shower on. She stinks! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Louie: Great party Ed!

Liz: "Awww, Skid Row Roxy baby, I didn't steal your man...I was keeping him entertained while you were in the ladie's room! The poor man would have gotten bored all by his lonesome!"
"And some nut tossed the rest of the punch out the door!! Its a cryin' shame, I tell ya!!!!"

Why dont see move in with you then i already got someone living inside a van here in the garage!!!

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Chico: Hey man wheres the punch? Liz where is that good tasting punch? Della! Do you have any more?

Louie: C'mon Skid row! Let's get to hustling...... WOOOO!

JL nurse: (Feeling woozy after drinking the spiked punch) How dry I am! Hiccup.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif How dry I am Hiccup! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif Nobody knows! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif How dry I am! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Chico: Get yourself together JL nurse or I'm going to have to dance with someone new! Any takers? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Skid Row Roxy: (Skid has her head and crying, she gets her little bag and walking away, she looks back and speaking low)

Skid Row Roxy: Goodbye Liz, I love you, goodbye Louie, you are the only man that I will ever love, goodbye sweet lttle medical student nurse, I'm sorry that I smell so bad, I'm going back to the city dump where nobody can tell if it's me or the garbage that stinks. (She leaves tear stains on the ground and she walks away)

Louie: You're not going anywhere skid row. (Louie grabs her arm) C'mon, C'mon and dance with me. I won't care that you smell funky. I smell garbage all day long. I'm immune to it. Let's get down like the olden times. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ANITA: Della, it sounds like this party is winding down. Chico is slow dancing with all his other girlfriends and I'm just sitting here all alone! I really messed it up with Chico spiking that punch. Me and my crazy ideas. I just wanted Chico to myself. Now he doesn't even want me! Let me help you start cleaning up. We have work in the morning and this chiquita needs her sleep!

(blows a kiss to Chico who is too busy dancing with Maria to notice) Good night, mi amor. (walks away to help Della with her head down) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 06-03-2001).]

Im by myself too wanna dance!!!

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Maria the accountant (as Chico holds her tightly in a slow dance): Mmmmmm, Chico mi amor, I see the Shakespeare sonnets and the champagne with me in the van have had their desired effect! (Gently takes hold of both sides of his head and kisses him passionately while tangling her fingers up in his hair) Mmmmmmmmm!!!!!

Mabel: (Mabel runs over to the record player and changed the slow song to the upbeat song "Disco Inferno Burn Baby Burn" and then snatches Chico from Maria)

Mabel: Come my sweet Chico, It's time for the dance contest, so you maria girl, go and do Ed's taxes now!

Vayase, piernas del pajaro! (Go away, bird legs!)

(Grabs and continues dancing with Chico, holding him tighter than ever and leaning her head on his chest) Ay, Chico, tu corazon es muy fuerte (your heart is very strong)!

[This message has been edited by MariposaLKB (edited 06-03-2001).]

Louie: Gals, Gals, Theres no need for fighting. There's plenty of men around. Me, Ed and here comes Raul! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Mind you business Louie........ I've got it made. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Raul oh hey Chico go to bed and dont call me Uncle Ed!!!

Maria: De veras (truly), with me you would have it made! But Chico, perhaps you should go to bed now. (Looks sad, then shoots a nasty look at Mabel) Alone! All this excitement could be too much even for a strong heart like yours! Raul, will you make sure he gets to sleep alright? No more bird legs mail ladies bothering him tonight! Hasta manana, Chico mi amor!

[This message has been edited by MariposaLKB (edited 06-03-2001).]

Mabel: You Liz girl,You Anita girl, You medical student nurse,and You Maria girl, Della needs help with cleaning up this place. So you pesty girls go on while I'll attend to MY sweet Chico, and when all of you are finished helping Della, go home and get ready for work tomorrow. You pesty girls will need all the beauty sleep you can get. I'm already beautiful, so I don't need any beauty sleep. So you pesty girls run along now.

Skid Row Roxy: Hey louie I see the partay is over, I'm going to get me some shut eyes, I heard the city is hiring for a garbage truck washer. so I will get me something to wear at the salvation army in the morning, so please put in a good word for me louie baby.

Skid Row Roxy: Hey ed, If I give you two bottles of bourbon, will you let me take a shower?

SURE YOU CAN FOR TWO BOURBONS.



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JL nurse (still a little tipsy) Mabel! What makes you think you don't need your beauty sleep? You need it more than anyone here......... I suggest you go into a coma! HAHAHAHAHAHA http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

ANITA: (yelling and waving her arms wildly in the air) Dios mio, Dios mio...I don't believe it!!!! I won, I won!!! $5,000 in the California State Lottery!!!! I knew buying those tickets every week would pay off!!!!!Now to think of what to spent it on......hummmmmm, well I could take mi pastel de la miel on a romantic cruise! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Do you need Ed Brown to protect you???

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