Louie: For your sake, I hope the floors in that hangout were clean enough to eat off of.

Kate: I meant to do that, I was a um...stunt waitress..yeah that's it. I'll just walk off this sprained ankle.



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Kate: Hey Chico, aren't you gonna introduce me to the rest of your friends? They seem really cool, so far i've only met, Mabel, Mr. Brown and Louie.



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Chico- Yes guys this is Kate, Kate this is everyone else!!! LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

Rev Bemis: Della, you are really a great cook. Bless you my child!

Rev Bemis: Chico, of course I'll introduce you to grandmother the next time you come to my church. Just don't fall asleep again.

Kate: Hi Everyone Else! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wave.gif
Thanks Chico. (pats him on the back)
Oh that reminds me, I got a surprise for you Chico. I'll be right back.


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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

[This message has been edited by luvinjuan1980 (edited 07-11-2001).]

Kate: (walking towards the gang, rolling a cart with a huge sheet cake with a ton of candles, on the bottom shelf of the cart are tons of presents, wrapped in colorful flamboyant paper.) Happy Birthday Chico!!
I know your birthday was a few weeks ago, so i'm sorry this is so late, But enjoy anyway.
This is from the whole Miranda family and your buddy Manny back east, Oh by the way, i'm engaged.



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Della:

Thanks! It's alot of hard work but it is worht it when folks like my cooking! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Louie: I love a woman who can cook like that!

Kate: I agree everything was delicious!


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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

WESTERN UNION TELEGRAM MESSENGER: I have a telegram here for a Ms. Della Rogers. (hands Della the telegram)

TELEGRAM: MS.DELLA ROGERS<STOP>HELLO FROM THE NAPA VALLEY<STOP>WILL BE RETURNING SHORTLY<STOP>HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR EVERYONE<STOP>HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL<STOP>ANITA GONZALAS

Della:

Oh boy I got a telegram. Glad she is doing well! Time to get busy with my lunch trucks...

(A low slung, shiny red Jaguar drives up to Ed's garage. A tall, blond, Hispanic woman wearing Foster Grants gets out. Chico can only stare at this drop dead gorgeous woman and her dream machine. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif Even though he doesn't recognize her, she knows him. She realizes he doesn't know who she is and decides to have some fun with him.) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

MYSTERY WOMAN: (Goes up to Chico and comes on to him by stroking his face with her long fingers. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif In a thick Hispanic accent she asks him) Weel you please put some petrol in my car and wash the bugs off my
windshield, por favor. I need to go and speak to the Senora Rogers next door. I weel be uno momento.
(struts away from the Chico, hips swinging, leaving him with his mouth hanging open http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif )

(She walks over to Della, who doesn't seem to recognize her with her new hair and look either. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif )

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-18-2001).]

MYSTERY WOMAN: (whispering) Della...pst..(pulls down the sunglasses) It's me, Anita. (Stops Della from yelling her name) Hey, let's go inside and I'll 'splain. (They go into Della's place)

ANITA: I'm sorry for the mystery, but I wanted to teach Chico a lesson! I told you I have good news. Well it's sad news and good news really. While I was home, my Uncle Ramon passed away. (Wipes a tear from her eye) He was a widower with no children of his own and I was a favorite of his. I will miss him. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif (Takes a moment to compose herself and wipes tears from her eyes) My uncle was the owner of a very large vineyard and winery in the Napa Valley. He and my aunt brought plants all the way from Espania to plant here in California. Since he didn't have any children to leave the company to, He left it to me! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif You are looking at an heiress, Della, to the tune of 3 million dollars! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (hugs Della) I decided that my friends in the Barrio should share in my good fortune, so I am treating everyone to a trip. Would you be a dear and find out where everyone would like to go. It's on me, all expenses paid! The only thing I ask is that you keep the source of the funding and my identity a secret a little while longer. I want to have a little fun with Chico before I reveal who I am! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/grineyes.gif (hugs Della again) Gracias amiga, I knew I could count on you! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-18-2001).]

Kate: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif Dios Mio! Dios Mio! Chico! Chico! Ed! Louie! Della! Anybody! (running around in circles) Not in your wildest day will you believe this! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif I can't even believe it and I was there when it happened! (jumping up and down)

Louie: (sees this and starts jumping up and down too) we won! we won! Lord almighty we won! I can't believe it!

Kate: (stops and stares at him) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif Nonono, Garbage Man, I won, I won. (does happy dance)
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif


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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

[This message has been edited by luvinjuan1980 (edited 07-15-2001).]

Della:

So sorry to hear about your Uncle. He will be missed. The trip should be fun. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

ANITA: Hey I have an idea, Della. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lightb.gif Chico told me one time he always wanted to go to Las Vegas. Maybe we should take the gang there! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Why don't you spread the word and see who wants to go. Say you won a contest or something. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-16-2001).]

Kate: It's so funny, you should mention Las Vegas, that's what I was jumping up and down about. I won this contest in Movie Mirror Magazine. The prize is a load of money and a trip to Las Vegas. See I had to write an essay about what makes Las Vegas great.
So, I made up a bunch of stuff and won.

I can't wait! I'd like to help pay for the trip.


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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Mabel: Hi Ed, here's your mail for the day, I see you have something there about a trip to Las Vegas for four, so you, My sweet Chico, and ME. So who are you taking Ed?

Mabel, who invited you?

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

Skid Row Roxy: Did I hear a trip to Las Vegas, Now that's my kind of place, all night free dranking. When are we going? 'Cause Skid is ready to skid on down the road.

Louie: Stick out your can, here comes the garbabe man! (singing) Hey, Ed, Chico, Oh hey Della my sweet. You'll never guess what happened today. Never in a million years will you guess.

Liz: "Hi, gang! I'm back from vacation; I'll have to tell ya about it later!...Oh, Louie, tell us, tell us; we're dying to know!. And by the way, the only man who can touch MY can is my sweet Chico!" (giggles)

MYSTERY WOMAN: (comes back into the garage to pick up her car) Mucho gracias, mi caballero hermoso. (kisses Chico on the cheek) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif How much do I owe you for the petrol?



[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-18-2001).]

Meanwhile, already in Las Vegas, Maria and Mando are still together, drinking way too many cubalibres!

Maria: Mando, mi amor, this was such a muy bueno idea you had, running away to Las Vegas to forget our broken hearts! (Kisses him passionately)

Louie: My boss called me into his office yesterday and told me what a great job I was doing and he handed me this big envelope.
I opened it up and there's two plane tickets
and reservations at some swanky hotel in Las
Vegas! Hold on to your cans everybody, I'm staying at Casear's Palace!

JL nurse: I'm Baaack.......... Chico! Who was that strange lady who gave you a kiss on the cheek? I'm ready to scratch her eye out! Hmmph........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Mando: (In Las Vegas) My tortilla de amor........ Dame un besito.... (My tortilla of love - Give me a kiss). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Note to Della:
Hi, boss lady, it's Anita! Here are the plane tickets I promised you. I hear through the grapevine that some of our Barrio friends are already going. Make sure everyone who doesn't already have a way to get there gets a ticket. I made reservations at the Caesar's Palace. I've reserved a whole floor there! See you in Vegas. BTW, I went by Mando's and they told me he's not around. He went to Vegas with some dark haired, good looking woman! I hope I haven't lost my Mando. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif I hope it's not that Charo http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif
Your Amiga,
Anita http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-19-2001).]

Charo: (Spitting at Mando's face) Don't chu call me tortilla! Chu louse......

Mando: Huh! Oh..... I thought you were someone else. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/blush.gif

Charo: Ven are the others comeeng? I feel lonelee. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Maria: (coming back to the table with two more cubalibres and seeing Mando kissing up to Charo) Ay Dios mio, what is going on here? (Throws a drink in each of their faces and stomps off to the casino)

Kate: (licking an envelope :P)thath the lath of um. Oh no, mah tongue ith all growth from the envelopthes (drinks water)Ah, that's better. I hope they'll wanna be there.
I know Chico wouln't miss it. I'll put these in the mail. Oh I better stop talking to myself. (phone rings) Hello? Oh Mr. Brown.
oh okay, Ed, Hi Ed. Yes...i'm going too.
I'm coming by the garage in 15 miutes with invitations, will somebody be there?...Yes i'll bring some more bourbon ice tea....yes i'll bring more salad....okay...yes i'll bring the recipe for bourbon ice tea....okay...bye.



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Mando: (In shock) What the....... That crazy woman... Maria Why did you do that??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Charo: I cant see... Mandito Helf me... I'm blind as a bat. Aggghhhh.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

ANITA: (walks by the table just in time to see the little scene with Mando, Charo and Maria) (to herself) Well, I'll be! Mando is as two timing as Chico ever was. Well I think I'll have a little fun with him as well!

MYSTERY WOMAN: (really Anita, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif, but no one recognizes her!) (struts by the table as Mando gets up to dry himself off) You need some help here, mi caballero hermoso! (Throws him a kiss) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif Anytime you want a real woman to take care of you, come to room 502! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink2.gif (struts off swinging her hips and looking seductive)

Mabel: (mabel arrives in Las Vegas)

Mabel: CHICO (calling his name loud)

Mabel http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifmabel gives the skycap tons of luggage). (and whistles for a taxi)

Taxi Driver: where you wanna go mame?

Mabel: Why did you ask me such a stupid question like that for? TAKE ME TO MY SWEET CHICO.

Taxi Driver: What's a Chico?

Mabel: (pushes the driver to the other side and starts driving the taxi 110 miles per hour).

Mando: (Falling in love and thinking - Who is that woman)? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif (Running to the front desk) Please tell me where are the elevators?


Edward works in the front desk....

Edward: Listen babe.... You go straight ahead and make a right. What room are you going to?

Mando: Room 502! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Edward: OH! The mystery woman....... She's hot looking but, I like.......

Mando: (Interrupting Edward) I know what you like! I have to get to that sweet, young thing!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif

Edward: Hmmph! (All the best ones are taken). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

(Meanwhile as Anita strolls by the front doors of the lobby she runs into Ed, Della, Louie, Chico, Kate and the rest of the gang coming in to check in. She walks up to Chico, unaware that Mando is persuing her, and addresses Chico)
MYSTERY WOMAN: Well if it isn't that caballero hermoso who filled up my car back in Los Angeles! (Blows him a kiss http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif and stokes his face) (whispering in his ear) Maybe you can come up and see me later...Room 502! (she then turns and saunters away, leaving Chico and the rest of the group stunned. She winks http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink2.gif a knowing wink at Della who smiles at her while she walks away! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Kate: Chico, I've known you since...well a very long time and your affect on women never ceases to amaze me. I hope you won't be too busy to attend the wedding rehearsal.
You're giving the bride away remember?

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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Mando: (Knocking on room 502) Oh baby........ I hope there's some loving tonight! I can't wait to see you! (He takes a comb out and combs his hair).

Charo: (Opens the door from room 501) Mandito!!! Chu a louse! Whos in that aroom? (spit, spit)

Mando: Go away Charo! I've got me a Hot date with a mystery woman....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif

MYSTERY WOMAN (ANITA): (opens the door to see Mando standing there) Well helloooo there, mi caballero hermoso! I see you decided to come up and see a REAL woman! Come on in and have a seat! (Mando goes in and sits down. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif )
(As Anita is about to close her door, she spies Chico coming from the elevators in her direction. She quickly closes the door in anticipation of his knocking on her door too! )
ANITA: (thinking to herself) Oohh, I hope Chico comes here too, then the real fun will begin! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/grineyes.gif
(to Mando) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif So, what is your name? (Mando still doesn't recognize her through her disguise.)

Mando: (Sweating) My name is Mando! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif What is your name you mystery woman you?...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Kate: Oh no I .....Oh no i didn't forget the dress. Let's hit the casino everyone? Hey, I hear Sammy Davis, Jr. is performing tonight.
(at one of the tables)C'mon baby mama needs a new set of luggage!

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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

MYSTERY WOMAN (ANITA): Ooo Mando, what a strong name! (strokes his arms and feels his muscles as she gets in real close to him) Mmm, you are my kind of man! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

(Knocking on the door is heard) Oh Mando, dispénseme por un minuto, por favor! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif
[excuse me for a minute, please]

(Anita goes over to the door and opens it to find Chico standing there) Ooo,otro caballero muy hermoso! [another very handsome man!] Come on in, por favor! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Liz: (sees Charo standing around in the hotel lobby, looking sad...grabs her by the arm) "C'mon, Charo! Let's you and me hit the casinos and have some fun! I just know that Chico is two-timin' me again!" (Mutters angily in Spanish under her breath)

"Maybe we'll run into Skid-row Roxie there and she can teach us how to win big money! I just hope they don't confuse you for one of the showgirls; they way you're dressed!"

Charo: Kate Miranda and Liz... Lets go see eef we can becum showgirls. I haf my geetar here. Lets go.

Meanwhile in room 502

Mando: CHICO!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/blush.gif What are you doing here amigo? You know this mystery woman too?
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif

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[This message has been edited by JennyLee22 (edited 07-21-2001).]

Maria has been sitting at the bar knocking back some more cubalibres and watching Mando get on the elevator. She is too angry and drunk to follow him, but when she sees that Chico is also in the hotel--asking about someone else's room number and getting on the elevator--she goes to the desk and inquires:

Excuse me, what room was that tall, handsome young Chicano with the mustache and tight jeans asking about?

MYSTERY WOMAN (ANITA): You two caballero hermoso's know each other. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek3.gif Imagine that! (aside http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif )

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-21-2001).]

Kate: Okay, let's go, I bet we can make lots of money. I can have a showgirl wedding! Woohooo!!! I can jump out of my own wedding cake! I bet Manny'll love that!



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Having found out that Chico is headed for room 502, Maria is heading upstairs in the elevator. She thinks to herself:

Now maybe mi amor Chico and I can do a repeat performance of our horizontal mambo like we did on the cruise!

Kate: Charo, why is everyone going upstairs?
is their a big party up there? I heard 3 or 4 different people going up to this room 502.
I say let's find out what's going on. Curiosity is killing this Kitty.



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Charo: Eches.... (yes) Let's go to rrroom 502 to party.... AgHHHH Coochie, Coochie......

JL nurse: Excuse me bellboy!!! Where is room 502? I overheard someone say there's a huge party in room 502. My boyfriend should be over there.

Bellboy. Miss... you go straight through the sliding glass doors and make a right. The elevators are there, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Thank you bellboy! (She puts a $10.00 bill in his right shirt pocket) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wave.gif Ta Ta........

Meanwhile in room 502

Mando: Oh yeah! We've been friends forever right chico? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: (Eyeing the mystery woman)... Looking good! Heh Heh..... What's a nice girl like you doing with a punk like Mando huh! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/heart.gif

Mando: (Going over to Chico) Now look here amigo..... I saw her first! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Chico: She's not your type.... (Chico leads the mystery woman over to the water bed) Heh Heh...... Sit down... Oh! whats your name again?

Mando: Rushes over to the water bed and grabs the mystery woman's arm, Come here my little avocado...... You're with me tonight! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/heart.gif

Then there's a knock on the door...........

And who is on the other side? Maria, anticipating a reunion with Chico!

MYSTERY WOMAN (ANITA): Dispénseme por un minuto, por favor! (goes to answer the door)

(thinks to herself: What have I gotten myself in to now? I wonder who is at the door?) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif

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Chico: (Runs to the mystery womans side and grabs her arm) Come with me to the Casbah........... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Mando: Opens the door...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif

MYSTERY WOMAN (ANITA): (Accidently lowering her playacting disguise to respond to a very drunk Maria standing in the doorway) Maria... You look terrible! How did you find this room?!?! oh...um ... I mean... who are you, senorita? You must have the wrong room! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/blush.gif (blushing when she sees that it's finally dawning on Chico, Mando and Maria who she REALLY is http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif)

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-21-2001).]

Chico and Mando (Looking at each other at the same time) Uh Oh........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif

Mando: Anita my sweet it's you....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif

Chico: Maria my hot tamale it's you..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif

Mando: Let me give you a big kiss...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Chico: Abrazame muy fuerte.... (Hug me tight) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

There's another knock on the door............

Before answering the knock, Anita and Maria just look at each other like, who's going to hug and kiss whom--or should we beat them up?

[This message has been edited by MariposaLKB (edited 07-22-2001).]

Kate: (sees JL) psst!...psst! JL...Hey, what's up? Charo and I are investigating the goings on in room 502. I think they're having a party. Charo brought her guitar.



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Chico: Uh I think I'll just slide over here and open the door..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mando: Sliding along with Chico...... Uh let's open the door together amigo... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Meanwhile behind the door............

JL nurse: I wonder whats going on behind that door there's no party music on! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Charo: Vat do chu theenk culd be hoppening?

Kate: Whatever's goin on in there, I got my camera.

Manny: You remembered to put film in?
Kate: (whispering)Well duh. Besides, What're you doing up here?
Manny: I heard about the party. What're you doing up here?
Kate: Same thing. You're hair looks so sassy today. I love it.

They coo at each other, thus, testing JL and Charo's gag reflexes.

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After the shock of seeing both Chico and Mando in the mystery woman's room, it dawns on Maria who she really is.

Maria: Dios mio! Estabas tu todo el tiempo, Anita? (It's been you all the time?) And what are you doing-trying to seduce two men at once?

ANITA: (whose identity is finally revealed)
No, Maria, amiga, you have it all wrong. See, after these two gigolo's tried to play me for a sap in the park, testing my loyalty to Mando and playing with my emotions, I felt it was necessary to teach them a lesson and give them a taste of their own medicine. As a woman, you can understand this, can't you? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif

ANITA: (to Mando and Chico who are in shock at what Anita has just revealed) See what you two tontos [fools] have started. When will you realize you can not toy with a woman's emotions like that! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Editor note: This is luckymama posting Anita on mariposa's computer.

Mando: ANITA! I'm happy to see Anita....... Babycakes it's you! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif I've missed you! You didn't have to go through all that trouble for me. And you look so sexy too. Give me a big kiss! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Chico: What! I've been duped? Hey this is a bad scene......... This is Looking bad! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Meanwhile behind the door...............

JL nurse: (Banging on the door) Open up! Chico I know you're in there. Open this door now! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Inside the room...................

Chico: Mando Hide me buddy! It's the nurse....

Mando: Here Chico....... go in the bathtub and stay there.

Chico: (grabs Maria's arm and takes her to the bathtub with him).

Kate: Oooh, there's gonna be trouble...



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Maria: Sueltame! (Let me go!) I'm not going anywhere with someone who would chase a strange woman up to her hotel room!

ANITA: Mando, your no better than Chico! You are too willing to chase after any pretty face in a short skirt! I think you both have some 'splaining to do! And you can start by telling me why you were in the bar with that Charo woman AND HER! (pointing to Maria)

(Luckymama58)

Mando: (He's singing) Besame, Besame mucho (kiss me, kiss me, alot...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Chico: C'mon Maria baby......... Let's do a little cuddling behind the shower curtains. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif Forget about the past.......

Outside the door..............

JL nurse: (Whips out her cell phone) Yes bellboy, Room 502. There will be a big tip for you if you open the door for me.......

Charo: Shhhhhhh I dunt heare a thing. There might be sum Coochie, Coochie in there!!

The bellboy arrives with the key............

Mando: (Holding the door) Chico! Come here! Someone has a key!!!!

Maria: Anita, I really should explain about Mando and me. I was just giving Mando a shoulder to cry on after you left him all alone at the park.

(To Chico) Oh mi amor, If you are willing to forget everything that has happened, I suppose I can too. I know you can't help being the hot Latin lover that you are! (gives him a big hug and a kiss)

ANITA: Oh, mi pastel de la miel, is this true? I have missed you so much and really didn't want to leave you. let's forget all this unpleasantness and get back to the loving. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

(they hear a knock at the door and a key being inserted)

ANITA: Oh, I think we are in for some company. Quick, Maria and Chico, hid in the bathroom and Mando and I will get rid of them. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

The door opens..............

JL nurse: Okay what monkey business is going on here? Where's my man??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Bellboy: (Waiting to be tipped & clearing his throat) Uh hmm.......

Charo: Mandito! Chu here? Chu fresh..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Meanwhile behind the shower curtains.

Chico: Maria....... Mi hot tamale..... Dame un beso.... (give me a kiss).... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Mando: JL Chico is not here! Only Anita and I are here!

JL nurse: You're not going to fool me Mando............. You two will do anything to protect each other. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico slips on a bar of soap and takes Maria down with him........

Chico: Agggh! My back, My back! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek4.gif

Jl nurse: I heard a noise......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Maria: Ay, Chico, are you alright?! (Hears people outside the bathroom) Shhhh! No one is supposed to know we are in here! I better turn off the shower! (Turns off the faucet)

ANITA: OH, JLnurse there is no one here but my Mandito and me! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif (slowly slithers closer to the bathroom door to block it)
(Glares at Charo) Why don't you all just leave my room right now and take that Cuchi,Cuchi woman with you! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: You don't understand! I've torn my back ligaments! I'm going to need an ambulance.......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

Jl nurse: I smell a rotten RAT! Mando Where's my man??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Charo: How shuld you like me to play geetar? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Bellboy: Miss., Miss., (He walks over to JL nurse expecting to be tipped).... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: (Glares at the bellboy and spits in his hand)... Here... Now go away!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Maria has no choice, she has to get help for Chico...

Maria (hearing JL talking, throwing on a towel): JLnurse, help! Chico is hurt! Here in the shower! Help, por favor!

Kate: Oh my! I didn't see anything! I did not see a thing.
Manny: :jokingly annoyed: Oh really? then why are you still looking? Katerina Alicia.
:arms folded:
Kate: Uh i dunno, temporary insanity?
Would you help Chico? Your best man and giver away of the bride is hurt.


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ANITA: Oh Mando, go in and help Chico. Your amigo needs your help. I'll call down to the desk and try to get them to call an ambulance! AI YI YI!!!!

JL nurse: (Mad) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif Why you!!! Chico! I should leave you in this condition! You're naked!!! Hmmph........ Luckily I took the hypocratic oath, Or else I would leave you in this condition you no good rat! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: Oww Oww..... JL Treat me with care. I'm in so much pain. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Mando: C'mon buddy Try to get up! JL throw a towel over Chico.....

JL nurse: Grrrr Grrrrr.....

Just then theres a knock on the door...........

Charo: Let me cee who it is!

At that point Jose Feliciano comes in with his guitar........

Jose: (singing) Chico
Don't be discouraged.....

Chico: GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif :mad

ANITA: Ok, the desk just called the paramedics and they said not to move him. We could injure him more. They are on the way with an ambulance. JLnurse and Mando, stay with him. I think the rest of us should make room for the paramedics when they get here. (shooing the rest of the crowd out of the bathroom) I hope Chico is not too seriously hurt! ( going up to Maria, who is beside herself about the accident) Oh, Maria, amiga, don't worry! I'm sure Chico will be fine! But I am a little curious. When I told you to hide in the bathroom, I didn't expect you two would use it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-26-2001).]

Maria: (Yelling) (Has been pulling on her clothes in the other room so doesn't know JL is mad and not coming on to Chico--all she heard was the word "naked") JL, you take good care of mi amor Chico--just because he's naked doesn't mean you should take advantage of him!

(to Anita) I didn't either, but the bathroom is so small that Chico was pressed against me from behind, and he started kissing the back of my neck and unbuttoning my blouse, and well.....you understand, don't you mi amiga?



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ANITA: Oh, Maria, I know how that is! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif BTW, I don't think you have to worry about JL taking advantage of Chico. He is in no condition and she is in no mood! I think she is really angry!

(A knock is heard at the door. Anita opens it to find two paramedics standing there with a back board and their other medical equipment)

1st paramedic: Is this the room with the back injury, miss?

ANITA: Oh yes, he's in here (leads the paramedics to the bathroom.)

2nd Paramedic: Has he been moved?

ANITA: I don't think so. Can you help him?

1st paramedic: (Starting to work on Chico) I think so, but we need everyone out of here. There is not much room in this bathroom.

(the paramedics are able to get Chico on the back board and take him out of the room.)

ANITA: Where are you taking him?

1st paramedic: We need to get him to the hospital for x-rays.

ANITA: Which hospital?

2nd paramedic: Mercy Hospital, right downtown.

(the paramedics leave the hotel room with Chico moaning in pain.)

ANITA: Oh Mando, let's go to the hospital to wait and see what is wrong with Chico! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-26-2001).]

Kate and Manny: (yelling down the hall)
Feel better Chico!

Kate: I'll find Ed, Louie and the rest of the gang and let them know what happened.
Manny, why don't you go to the hospital.

Chico: (Seeing stars) Oww Oww Oww Oww..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

JL nurse: Chico! I should wring your neck but, your in no condition to feel it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: "PARAMEDICS" Take this crazy woman away from me! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif Oww Oww Oww Oww http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

Jose Feliciano: Charo! Where's the party baby.... I thought there was a big party here?

Charo: The party vent chu know bye bye.... Let's go downestairs and play geetar in the Ramba RRRRoom........ Coochie, Coochie...

Jose F.: GRRowl......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mabel: (Mabel is still driving the taxi looking for Chico in and out of the casino's, blowing the horn and yelling out his name)

Mabel: Hold on, my sweet Chico, your Mabel find you and there better not be any pesty girls with you. CHICO, CHICO Where are you?

Maria: (following Anita and Mando to the elevator) Por favor, can I ride with you to the hospital?

ANITA: Oh certainly, Maria. Here is my limo now.

(a shiny white stretch limo pulls up to the entrance and a tall, handsome driver gets out and opens the door for Anita, Maria and Mando. Anita sees Mando's eyes get real wide) I'm sorry, mi pastel de la miel, I didn't get to tell you in all the confusion. I'm an heiress and am very rich!

(to the driver as they get in the back)Johnson, take us to Mercy Hospital and step on it!

Kate: Mabel!!
C'mere quick! Chico is hurt, the paramedics took him downtown to Mercy Hospital. He hurt his back! Scuse me sir (talking to front desk guy) can you have these people paged for me? It's an emergency.

Front desk guy: Sure, Paging Mr. Ed Brown, Mr. Edward Brown, please report to the front desk in the lobby. Paging Louie (still speaking into microphone)what's his last name ma'am? Oh uh..okay. Louie the Garbage Man, paging Louie Garbageman, Reverend Bemis and Della from the Barrio, please report to the front desk in the Main Lobby, Run! Run! Run!

Kate: Thank you, here's a little something extra for you, (gives him a quarter) don't spend that all on the ladies now, save some for yourself.

Frontdeskguy: (sarcastic) Oh gee oh golly gee, a whole quarter, how can I ever thank you.

Kate: Fine (takes quarter back) be that way.
Where are they? (looks around the lobby) sees picture of Farrah Fawcett on the guys part of the desk, then looks out the window).
Hey, pal, look over there I think that's Farrah Fawcett-Majors over there talking to Dean Martin.

Guy: Oh boy! (jumps over desk and runs into door knocking himself out.
Kate: I can't believe he fell for that. Ahem,
grabs microphone) Mabel, Ed, Louie, Reverend Bemis, Della. Chico was taken to Mercy Hospital in Downtown Las Vegas, I repeat Chico was taken to Mercy Hospital in Downtown Las Vegas. We all need to go there now. He fractured his back and he's there and we need to be there and not here. That is all, This is Kate I'll be waiting for everyone out front.

Meanwhile, in Anita's limo, speeding toward the hospital, Maria is getting teary-eyed and thinking:

I must not leave Chico's bedside for a moment. This is all my fault, letting him seduce me in that slippery shower like that! (Smiles to herself) Well at least we had a chance to do a semi-vertical mambo before he hurt himself! (chuckles, then remembers she is not alone)

(To Anita) Muchisimas gracias, amiga, for letting me share your limo!

ANITA: De nada, Maria. (seeing the tears in Maria's eyes and mistaking her chuckling for sobbing Anita puts her arm around Maria in comfort.) Don't worry, amiga. Chico is muy fuerte [very strong]. I'm sure he will be alright, right Mando? (kicks Mando in the shin to get his attention because he seems to be more interested in the gagets inside the limo than in Anita or Maria's distress.)

Mando: Hey I can't help it if I'm impressed. Turn on the t.v. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tv.gif I want to see Bonanza!

Meanwhile at Mercy Hospital.................

Chico: Give me a SEDATIVE! Owwww Owwww Owwww http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

Dr. Fine: (And I do mean fine)! Nurse Get Chico to the X-ray room Pronto!!!

JL nurse: (talking to Chico) You don't deserve any sedatives you rat! (She's taking Chico to the Xray room). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: JL when will you forgive me? Owwww Owwww http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

JL nurse: When you grovel at my feet you twit!!!

Meanwhile back at the hotel lobby.........

Louie: (Running bow legged to the front desk). I'm here! Where is the gang. We have to go see Chico. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

The limo arrives at the hospital and Maria is the first one out, running to the ER desk and shouting between gasps for air:

Can you tell me where they took Chico Rodriguez? I mean, his full name is Francisco Ramon Rodriguez y Sanchez and I am the one responsible for his condition! I need to stay with him to atone for all this!

ANITA: (comes running in behind Maria, dragging Mando with her.) Come on, Mando! We can play in the limo later. Aren't you the least bit worried about your amigo? He could be seriously hurt! (flagging down a doctor) Oh doctor, we are looking for a Francisco Ramon Rodriguez y Sanchez who was just brought in here by ambulance with a back injury. Can you help us? (the doctor just points to the admittance desk and hurrys off) Gee, he was in a hurry! You would think he was doing something important, or something! (walks over to the admitting desk) Excuse me! I need to find out where they have taken Francisco Ramon Rodriguez y Sanchez. He was just brought in here by ambulance with a back injury.

Admittance nurse: Are you his next of kin?

ANITA: No, but he has no next of kin, only good friends, and I'm one of them and he is too! (dragging Mando by the arm to the desk) and that lady over there is a close friend too? (pointing to Maria at the ER desk) Can you tell us anything?

Admittance nurse: Well, all I am allowed to say is that he is being treated now. I think they took him back to x-ray. Do you know if he has insurance?

ANITA: (looks at Mando, who shakes his head no and shrugs his shoulders) I'll be responsible for his bills, don't worry about that!

Admittance nurse: Then I will need some information... (hands Anita a clipboard with a long sheet for her to fill out. She sighs, takes it, and sits down with Mando to fill out miles of paperwork.)

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Kate: Hey Louie, we're still waiting for Ed, Reverend Bemis and Della and Mabel and then we are off to the hospital to see Chico.

Concierge: Findlay! what are you doing on the floor! taking another break?

Findley: Farrah! Farrah! she took the mike.

Kate: This place is run by psych patients.
I think we should move to the Mirage next door. I'll wait five more minutes for them and then i'm going to the hospital.

Manny: Ready to go? We should really be there, what's that guy lying on the floor for?

Kate: Don't ask, it's too weird to explain. I'll tell you in the limo on the way limo.
Louie would you like to ride with us?

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Louie: Take me to see Chico! Oh I hope he's alright. I'll think I'll take him over a pizza pie. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif That should make him feel better! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Meanwhile at the Emergency room after the X'ray's have been taken.........

Dr. Fine: Nurse - I'm looking at these X'rays and I think he'll recover in 2 days. He just sprained his back really bad... I see in his chart he slipped on a bar of soap Correct?

JL nurse: Grrrrrrr. Uh Yes Dr. Fine.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Dr. Fine: Was it Ivory soap? (He's laughing hysterically).... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

JL nurse: Doctor! We have a sick patient here! Try to act like you have some compassion!

Chico: Doctor! Will I get better soon? Oww Oww http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

Dr. Fine: Sure Francisco Ramon....... When you get out of the hospital I suggest Irish spring! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

Chico: Huh?

JL nurse: Don't pay the doctor to much attention Chico! He took too many happy pills.

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Manny: Sure, c'mon let's go

Louie gets in the limo and they go to the
hospital. They all walk in and meet up with others. Della, Reverend Bemis, and Mabel
show up after Kate and Manny.

Kate: I'll be right I have to go to the ladies room.

Manny: Okay i'll go find out how he's doing.
scuse me nurse? (goes up to desk) What room is Francisco Ramon Rodriguez y Sanchez in?

Nurse: Are you a relative or a friend?

Manny: Relative, I'm his cousin.

Nurse: Nice try, you don't even look like him.




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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

ANITA: (Hands the Admittance nurse back her clip board) Ok, here are your forms! Can we see him now?

Admittance Nurse: Sure. I just heard they are discharging him now, just a sprained back.

ANITA: (to Mando and Maria) You hear that, he's going to be ok! I'll sign him out and we can go. My limo should be a nice comfortable place for him! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

(Sees Chico being brought out in a wheel chair and runs over to him with Mando and Maria right behind) Oh, Chico, mi amor, are you ok? We were so worried about you! You are coming home with us! (Turns to the discharge nurse) Where do I sign him out, por favor.

Discharge nurse: Who, may I ask are you?

ANITA: (in a snooty voice) Just the one paying the bill! Just let me sign him out and get him away from here!

Maria (grabbing Chico's hand) Oh, mi vida, forgive me, this was all my fault! I am so grateful that you are not seriously hurt!

Manny: (turns to Kate) and you thought the hotel was nutty. This place is worse. I saw this one doctor with his nurse and they were..(looks around to see everyone including Chico, listening). Well you know..heading into the supply closet.

Kate: In a hospital? that's just sick.
let's get Chico out of here everyone.
I need to eat, i'm hungry. Omg! Where's Charo??



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Della:

My Goodness Chico! You will have to be more careful in the shower. Ed, Louie & I sprung for flowers for you. Well actually Louie & I as Ed refused to pay.

ANITA: I have a great idea. We need to celebrate the fact that Chico is not seriously hurt and throw the soon to be united (Kate and Manny) a blowout party. Let's get back to the hotel and I will set it up. I'll even let Charo (grr http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif )play and sing, if she promises to lay off my man, Mando (gives him a kiss! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif )

(whispering to Mando) Maybe we can even make it a double wedding, what do you say, mi amor, mi pastel de la miel?

Meet you back at the hotel everyone! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
(Anita, Mando, Maria, and Chico get into Anita's white stretch limo)

ANITA: (to her driver) Oh, Johnson, Take the long, SLOW way back to the hotel, por favor! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 07-27-2001).]

Maria (cuddling up to Chico in the limo, nibbling his ear and whispering): Mmmm, Chico mi amor, quieres casarte conmigo tambien? (Do you want to marry me too?)

Dr Fine: So nursey... Do you want to rumble in the closet bin? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif

JL nurse: I will have none of that! Where's Chico? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Dr. Fine: There is no Chico here! If you are suggesting Francisco Ramon he's been discharged. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif

JL nurse: What! Without me there?

Dr. Fine: (Trying to nuzzle JL's neck) I'm here baby.........

JL nurse: Uh Uh Ahhhhhhhh........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif

Yes they are in the throes of passion in the medicine closet..................

Meanwhile in the limo................

Chico: I want to remain a single bachelor Maria! I don't mind going out with you but, I have a reputation at stake........ Owww Owwww http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

Maria (trying not to get upset and not succeeding): But Chico, don't you remember all the sweet things you said to me in the shower? (getting angry, she starts to make things up) And what about when you were delirious from the pain and the medication? (still trying to regain her composure, she starts flirting, tousling his hair) Not to mention the fabulous things we did in the shower--why do you think you fell? You were so caught up in the moment that you didn't see the soap had fallen on the floor! (She begins to cry, Chico tries to put his arms around her and comfort her, but she pushes him away.)

(Note: During Luckymama's absence this weekend, MariposaLKB will play the role of Anita)

Anita (going to sit next to Maria, she puts her arm around her and tries to comfort her, glaring at Chico the whole time she speaks): Chico Rodriguez, tu canalla (you rat)! You need to do the right thing for this poor vulnerable lady you have used, the way you use all women! Can't you see she loves you and has always regretted turning away from you when you tried to impress her with your intellect when you first met a long time ago?



[This message has been edited by MariposaLKB (edited 07-27-2001).]

Kate: Back to the hotel please driver.
we have a wedding to plan.

Driver: Sure thing ma'am (southern accent)
This will be my last trip.

Kate: Oh really.. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif why, you are my favorite driver.

Driver: Well you see ma'am, i'm movin to New York City, I'm going to start a whole new career in radio, Actually, i'm gonna be a mogul in everything, but i'm starting with radio.

They talked for awhile while Manny fell asleep.

Kate: Manny, Wake up, we're here... Oh jeez.

She takes an arm and drags him into the hotel up to his room. The gang sees this
scene and are a little surprised.

Chico: Maria baby....... You know I love you! I just have places to go, people to see you know? I can't marry anyone now. I'm too young! (He's thinking - I'll get killed if all the other's find out about this proposal)...

Meanwhile back at the hospital..............

JL nurse: Take your filthy hands off me you pig!

Dr. Fine: Awww honey I just wanted one more nuzzle!

JL nurse: Where's my Chico? I've got to find him!

Dr. Fine: NEXT!

JL nurse: (She sees Louie) Louie Where's Chico?

Louie Oh he's headed back to the hotel. There fixing on giving him a big party over there. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Thanks Louie you're a doll! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Louie: Oh nurse..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/blush.gif

Meanwhile back at the hotel.............

Charo: Jose Feliciano! Here comes the leemo and Chico is coming. Seeng his song I play geetar with chu.

Jose: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif Chico....... Don't be discouraged.......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Della:

I swear he looks like Chico's cousin Pepe! Must be his twin??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

The limo stops and Mando comes out first, helping Chico out and holding onto him as they go into the hotel. Everyone follows them in and doesn't seen Anita and Maria come out. Maria is still crying and Anita is still pulling tissues out of her purse and trying to quiet her down.

Anita: Come now, you don't want everyone to know that a strong, independent, self-supporting woman like yourself has been brought to this by a two- or three-timing gigolo like Chico Rodriguez, do you?

Maria stares at Anita in disbelief for a moment while blowing her nose, then drops the tissue in a trash can and hauls off and slaps Anita.

Maria: How dare you talk about mi amor, mi vida, mi hombre hermoso Chico like that?!

Jose: Chico! Don't be discouraged...... The man he ain't so hard to understand. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Chico: "Can it" Jose! Owwww Owwww http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

Mando: Here Here Chico, Look they made a wonderful party for you. Look at all the pretty ogling gals........ Wooooooooo!

Chico: (Opens his eyes and does see a pretty girl with her back turned to him) Heh Heh Looking Good! Hi baby let's get together....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Charo: (whirls around and slaps Chico) Chico! Chu fresh...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Mando: Charo! Why did you slap Chico? Don't you know he just came out of the hospital?

Charo: I dunt care if he come out of Timbuktoo he's fresh....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Liz: (Walks into the hotel, carrying a large wad of cash she won at the casino...) "Yeah, gonna have a hot time in Vegas tonight!"
(Sees the gang standing around) "Oh, hi, guys!.....Chico! You look terrible! What happened to you?"

Anita (runs into the hotel and looks around for Mando, crying) Mando, Mandito mi amor, Maria just slapped me for trying to make her see the truth about....about...him! (Gestures toward Chico, hitting him in the chest) (Mando takes Anita into his arms and comforts her)

Kate: It's a looong story Liz, let's go have a couple drinks and i'll tell you all about it.

They go into the bar where they see Ed with his head lying on the table, sound asleep. They shake their heads and sit down a his table. Half an hour later they emerge from the bar.

Kate: And that's what happened to Chico.

Manny: Kate honey, Whatta ya say we hit the hot tub, we haven't had anytime alone together since I got here.

Kate: Okay let's go, Behave Chico! or i'll call your Aunt Connie. Don't think I won't make Manny do it.

Manny: Yeah!...Wait a minute!




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"Ed Brown's Garage,
Home of the Dirty Mural."

Chico: Mando.... Take me outta here! I'm getting beat up!

Mando: Take care of yourself buddy.... I have Anita here I'm trying to comfort her.

Louie: Don't worry Chico! I'm here! I have some pizza pies too! Let's go to your room and have some......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: OWWW OWWWW.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif

Jose: Della! I am Cousin Pepe..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Everyone just likes to call me Jose sometimes! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Anita: (Looking up at Mando and touching his cheek) Muchisimas gracias Mandito mi amor! Let's get away from this...this...I can't think of a word bad enough for you Chico! (Shoots Chico a nasty look, she and Mando walk away arm in arm--Mando looks back at Chico and gestures like, "What else can I do?")

Meanwhile, Maria is waiting for the elevator, still crying.

Kate: C'mon Maria, Liz and I are going to grab a box of that pizza and go back to my room and have a party and you're coming with us. You need some cheering up.

Manny: What am I supposed to do? I guess i'll go with Chico and Louie.

Kate: Wait before you go...(Kate goes up to Louie and grabs a box of Pizza.) We're hungry too. (turns to Liz and Maria) Do you think one will be enough?



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Maria: Gracias, Kate, I really appreciate it. In all this excitement I had forgotten to eat! You may want to take two pizzas!

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ANITA: (up in Anita's room, alone at last) Oh, Mando, I'm sorry I tricked you earlier. I can see you still love me. And now that I am rich, I want to spend my money on making you... I mean the two of us very happy. (Gives him a passionate kiss and leads him to the hot tub in her room.) What do you say? want to have a little fun with the queen of Napa Valley, my little grape! (undresses and enters the hot tub with Mando gaping at her as she lures him into joining her!) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Kate: Yeah, you got a point there.
Thanks guys, (takes the pizzas from Louie)
See ya later my hen (kisses Manny).

C'mon Ladies let's go.

Manny: (stupified) bye..uh..uh..you.
I'm gonna marry that woman. (walks into a wall)

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ANITA: (in the hot tub with Mando, nuzzling his ear.) Now, isn't this much nicer than trying to trick one another! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif This is the way it should always be between us, mi pastel de la miel. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif Why don't we make that wedding a double and tie the knot ourselves! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif What do you say, Mandito? Man and wife, you and me! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif

Mando: Anita my sweet...... I can't marry you. You see I'm already married to Charo! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif (jumping out of the hot tub, dripping water all over everywhere) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif You....You.... (says something in Spanish that is unprintable!) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif You get your stinking, rotten two timing carcass out of my room and out of my life. (grabs a towel and wraps it around herself) I can't believe I fell for that... that... ( says something else in Spanish that is definitely unprintable) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif (Anita sends Mando out into the hall with a towel around him, clutching his clothes and dripping water. She slams the door and goes over to the bed and cries) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif



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Meanwhile, Maria has had more than her share of the pizza with the other ladies, but it hasn't made her feel any better, so she is now in the bar, once again drowning her Chico-related sorrows in cubalibres. Then she sees Anita coming into the bar, obviously extremely upset:

Maria: Hola, hermana, que pasa? Quieres una cubalibre? (Hello, sister, what's going on? Would you like a cubalibre?)

ANITA: (remembering her last encounter with Maria and is a little shy) Ok, but you won't slap me again, I hope! (sits down next to Maria on the barstool) Barkeep, I want a bottle of Tequila, a bowl of lemons, a shaker of salt and a shot glass, por favor! I plan on getting good and wasted tonight! (the bartender fills her order and she raises the first shot glass full at Maria) Here's to men, the swine! (She gulps down her first shot, sucks the lemon and licks the salt from the back of her hand.) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Manny: Listen Chico man, Don't worry about it, I'm tellin ya, Everything will work out. Even though it was your fault, but don't think about that. Here have some more booze.

Meanwhile...

Kate: Oh man, Liz, where's Maria?
If she wanted booze we coulda called room service. What's on tv...Oooh Electric Company oooh...We're gonna turn it on, i'm gonna pass right out.
(passes out into Pizza stupor)
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Liz: (poking Kate) "Hey, Kate, you all right?"
(Kate snores soundly) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/sleep2.gif
Liz: *sigh* "I have a talent for putting people to sleep. Oh well, more pizza for me!" (starts devouring another slice of pizza) "I wonder who is on Mike Douglas tonight? I wonder where Maria ran off to?"

Maria and Anita are leaving the bar quite a while later, propping each other up and trying to decide where to go next:

Maria: Well, hermana, what now? Do we head for the casino and try to win some money so we can buy more drinks, or do we go upstairs and crash the bachelor party?

ANITA: (Slurring her words to the point of not understanding them) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif I think 2 bottles of tequila are my limit. (hic) Let's see what the guys are doing. Maybe I can make more of a fool of myself with another guy! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif (trips and almost falls. Maria helps her recover some of her balance.) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif Thank you hermana, you are a true blue amiga! (stumbles again) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/dizzy.gif Let's see what that rat Mando and his rat amigo's are up to! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crazy.gif

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Kate: (bolts up in bed with bloodcurdling scream that not only did the whole hotel hear but all of Las Vegas.) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif Maaaaaaaannnnnnny!!!!

Liz jumped out of her skin three times,
Chico hid under the covers and Louie and Manny hid under the bed. Ed's shot glass shattered and all this weird stuff happened.

Kate: What? why are you looking at me like that. I just had a bad dream, that's all.
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Anita and Maria stumble upon Chico's room where Chico, Mando, Manny, Louie and Ed are having the bachelor party for Manny. Someone mistakes the two very drunk ladies for the entertainment and Anita, too drunk to see or care, starts to do a striptease act for Manny's benefit!

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Maria, who had a head start on Anita as far as the drinking, joins in! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Chico: Look here come's the party girls woo hoo!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif

Mando: I can't see those girls. I'm missing my Anita! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif (Mando drinks away his sorrows then looks up and sees Anita starting to strip).......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Louie: You go gals! Take it off!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Manny: Oh man, Kate's gonna kill me, but at least i'm going out with a smile on my face!

From out of nowhere, a hand reaches out and grabs Manny by his afro and pulls him into the bathroom.

Manny: Hey! Ouch!!! what's goin on here!
(he turns on the lights) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lightb.gif Baby what're you doing here!

Kate: Me and my friends want to be entertained, let's go!

Ladies, Gentleman and Chico! Manny is kinda enough to...

Manny: No i'm not!

Kate: Shutup! ::snaps him with a wet towel:: not now my pet. : http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif: Here he is...Manny The Fanny.

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Mando: Oh Yuck! Don't take it off! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Chico: You go Manny! Looking Bad!!!! (Chico laughs hysterically and hits's Mando hard on his back and Mando falls).... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek3.gif

Mando: Owwwwwww! Chico What's wrong with you? Can't you see I've had too many.... OH I need to throw up............ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Chico: Make way for Mando....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

At that point Charo comes in the room.......

Charo: Coochie Coochie efreybody!!! Woooooo Hooooooooooo.........

Maria: Mando you can't come in here right now, ladies first! (closes the bathroom door and gets sick)

ANITA: (sees Mando's "wife" Charo come in) Coochie Coochie my Aunt Fanny. (Hauls off and punches Charo so hard in the jaw that she knocks Charo out cold!)

(wipes her hands against one another in satisfaction and goes over to Maria) Well amiga, I'm happy! Let's blow this popcycle stand and go to the casino and check out the action! (sees her getting sick) Oh, maybe you'd better get cleaned up fir.... OMG Out of my way, it's my turn (gets sick also!)


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Kate: What's wrong with you people, I feel...perfect...ly.....Outta my way!!!!

(gets sick on Manny)

Manny: Kate!!! Ewwww!!! This was a brand new thong! Now lookit it! Uh oh!!
stumbles over the others, grabs a waist paper basket and gets sick.

Everyone runs out of the hotel room. Except
Charo whose lying out cold on the floor and Manny whose passed out on the bed.

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ANITA: (feeling a little better and sobering up a little) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif Whoa, it's getting deep in here! I'm going to the casino. Who's coming with me! I want to have fun! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/outtahere.gif
(steps over the still knocked out body of Charo on the floor as she heads for the door)


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Maria: (also stepping over Charo) Whoa, Anita mi hermana, after that little display I may be taking my life in my hands if I win, but I would like to go to the casino with you--I need to win back some of the money I spent on all those cubalibres!

Kate: Ugh! What happened last night, It stinks in here. Wow, lookit all the people.
(passes out again)

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Chico: (Still in pain from the soap spill).... Owwww...... Where are those party girls? They came and went! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Louie: Charo, Charo Speak to me (He's slapping her in the face)...... Coochie, Coochie Speak to me..... (Slap, Slap) All of a sudden Louie kisses Charo....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Charo: (Opens her eyes)

Louie: (waves at Charo)

Charo: Chu kissed me chu louse........ Help! Help! Sumbody Helf me. Este Canalla me beso esta estupido......... (This guy just kissed me)

Chico: Wooooooo Hooooooooo Louie! You are HOT!!!

Mando: (Comes out of the bathroom) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Meanwhile in the casino.....
ANITA: Hey, hermana Maria, let's hit the craps tables. I feel lucky, so long as that rat, Mando doesn't show up. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I might do to him what I did to that so called wife of his! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Upstairs, Kate crawls onto the bed next to Manny.

Manny: (waking up, hung over) Oh man...
What truck hit me? (his stomach turns)
Ugh! please not again...

Kate: Anyone get the number of that truck?

Manny: It's probably the same one that hit me too. We should try and have something (swallows)...something to eat.

Kate: What about the wedding, it's ruined.
Manny: Honey, the wedding is in 2 days, we'll be fine as long as we don't have another night like last night.
Kate: Well I feel a little better.
Manny: I don't...(he runs into the bathroom)
Kate: Ewwww....

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Maria: And I hope that gigolo Chico doesn't come down here either--I would be giving him the same treatment! Now tell me, how do you play craps?

ANITA: It's easy, all you do is throw the dice. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif If you shoot a 7 or an 11, you win and you keep rolling. If you shoot a 2, 3 or a 12 you lose (craps) and have to give up the dice. If you shoot anything else you have to keep rolling to make that same number before you shoot a 7 to win again. It's called making point. If you are not shooting all you have to do is bet if the shooter will make point or not! Get it? Hey dealer, toss me dem bones! Come on 7 come 11. Mama needs a new man! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif

Anita blows on the dice and rolls a 3. As she curses in Spanish, Maria takes the dice, blesses herself and blows on them, then rolls a 7.

Maria: Ay carumba, would you look at that?! Beginner's luck!

ANITA: Grrrr. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

(gets more and more angry as Maria throws the dice and keeps on winning. It's the biggest run of beginner's luck Anita has ever seen)

ANITA: First she steals my Chico and I get stuck with that rat Mando, now she steals my luck! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif I seem to be unlucky in love and gambling.

(Maria throws and makes point yet again as a crowd starts to gather to witness this run of good luck! Anita starts to be pushed away from the table as more of the barrio friends come in to see what the commotion at the table is all about!)

Kate: (to Manny)lookat her go..
Manny: I can't move my eyes, it hurts my head too much.
Kate: Oh get over it.
Manny: Wow, you're sympathetic. (sarcasm)
goes off in a huff.
Kate: (to Maria) what's his problem?



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Maria: (to Kate) I wish I knew what the problem was with all the men on this trip! (Grabs the dice from Anita, blesses herself, blows on them, and rolls an 11) Woo hoo, there I go again! (Rakes in her chips with both arms)

Kate: I know, it's like they're posessed.
I don't get them. I'm gonna go bug him.
that'll be fun.

She goes off to find her fiancee.

Meanwhile...

Manny: I don't what happened. Maybe she doesn't love me anymore. I'm in a weakened state and she told me to get over it you guys. I love her. (cries)

Kate overhears this and runs back to her friends with tears in her eyes.

Kate: He loves me you guys, He loves me, he was crying!. He's the one.


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Anita walks off in a huff and heads for the bar.

ANITA: I cannot win this trip. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I guess I'll go back to the bar and drown my sorrows in more tequila.

As she starts to order, she hears a loud catterwalling in the background. She puts her hands to her ears and turns around to see who is torturing a poor cat, when she sees a very large, ugly woman trying to sing karaoke.

ANITA: Ay yi yi! Even in here I can't get any peace! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

She then gets an idea, still being half drunk and very mad. She goes over to the woman trying to sing and grabs the mike from her. She asks the MC to cue up "I am Woman" and starts to sing, surprisingly on key and with enough power and conviction that the patrons in the bar start to applaud her. She bows and sits back down. Unknown to her, one of the entertainers at the hotel has caught her act!

Maria: (hearing the singing from the bar) Oooh, I just love that song! And it's so appropriate for the day we have been having! Wonder who that is? C'mon everyone, let's go check this out.

They go into the bar and are surprised to find Anita is the one belting out the song. Maria applauds and yells out:

Brava! That's my best friend up there everybody!



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A stranger overhears Maria's remark and approaches her.

Man: Excuse me, miss, did I hear you say you know that young lady?

(It's Sammy Davis Jr.! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)

Maria turns toward the voice, and has to look down to see who has spoken to her. When she sees who it is, she almost faints back against Kate, who catches her and fans her with a nearby wine list:

Maria: Ay yi yi! Everyone, look who it is! (Grabs his hand and shakes it vigorously) Oh, Mr. Davis, I am a big fan! (Sammy disengages his hand and backs off slightly. Maria regains her composure, a little) Si, si, that is my best friend Anita who just sang "I Am Woman"--isn't she just fantastic?!!!

Sammy: Well, I wouldn't go as far as fantastic, but I would like to be introduced to a young lady with that kind of conviction in the way she puts a song across! Could you do the honors, please, Miss...Miss...

Maria: Just call me Maria, Mr. Davis.

Sammy: Alright, Maria, could you introduce me to your friend?

(Maria takes Sammy's arm and leads him up to the stage)

Maria: Anita, look who wants to meet you!

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ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif (in her drink with her back to Maria, who she is still mad at) Yea, who want's to know....(turns around) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif Oh... Oh my, your... your... your you know who... Sammy Davis Jr. It is an honor, Mr. Junior...no I mean, Mr. Davis! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif (takes his hand and shakes it hard!)

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Sammy (wincing at the smell of alcohol on Anita's breath): Oh no, the pleasure is all mine, I assure you! (he backs away a bit) I just wanted to find out who was behind that powerful voice coming from the bar! Now that I know, if you will excuse me...(Anita is still clinging to his hand)

Mando, Chico, Louie, Charo go downstairs and they see Mr. Davis with Anita.........

Chico: It's Sammy Davis Jr. WOW........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Louie: Hey Sammy....... Let's do a soft shoe shuffle together brother! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: (Feels a spurt of jealousy) Anita my darling? Mi tacquito? (My taco) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Charo: chu sic Mando! Hey Sammy..... Coochie Coochie to youchie........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Chico: Step outta my way. (He pushes all of his buddies) Mr. Davis.... It's a pleasure to meet you my name is Chico Rodriguez and these are my friends Mando, Louie and Charo! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I just want to say that we are big fans of yours would you like to meet my friend Jose (Pepe) Feliciano?

Jose: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif Hello Mr. Davis. I'm in show business myself.......

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Kate: Hi Mr. Davis, it's nice to meet you,
I'm Kate...Miranda. That's my fiancee over there...his name is Manny Esposito. (still shaking Mr. Davis's hand) Manny! get your fanny over here!!

Manny: Whatta boss...Omg...you're You're...do you have any idea who you are.
(notices Kate still shaking Sammy's hand)
Let go of the man's hand baby. (gently disengages their hands and holds Kate's.)
C'mon let's go get some food, i''ve got my appetite back.


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ANITA: (letting go of Sammy's hand) I'm sorry Mr. Davis. It is an honor meeting you. I'm glad you liked my song. Too bad it was inspired by a rat! (glares at Mando) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

ANITA: (to Mando) For once, I have to agree with Charo.... You're sick! And if you think you are going to win your way back into MY heart well... well... (looking at Mando making moon eyes at her) Oh, Mando... (runs off to her room crying) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif

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Sammy (to himself): Oy vey, they are a strange bunch! Maybe I don't want to give this Anita a job as a singer with my act. Oh well....(to Louie) Yeah, brother, show me some a' that hoofin'--do you know this step? (starts tap dancing, Louie nods and joins in)

As Jose starts walking away, Sammy calls after him:

Hey, Jose, stick around and we can do some singin' later on, whattaya say, man?

Sammy stops dancing when he realizes Charo is watching, walks over and puts an arm around her and whispers in her ear:

And as for you, my coochie-coochie, come up to my suite later and show me some a' your moves, huh baby?

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Mando (Runs after Anita) Oh! Anita my tacquito (taco). I've fallen in love with you........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif Please say you'll be mine!

Meanwhile.............

Chico: Hey Everybody! Let Sammy breathe! (Chico puts his arm around Sammy's shoulder and talks to him). Look Sammy... we're buddies right? Now lets say we have a party and invite some of those beautiful show gals that are dancing at the Tropicana. What do you say? With your presence and my know it all we'll be a hit with the womens! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sammy (to himself): Where did this dude learn to speak English? (To Chico, as he backs away from Chico's grip) Sounds groovy, man, but I got other plans! (winks at Charo, takes her arm) C'mon, babe, let's go!

Maria: (chasing after Mando and stopping him) Leave mi hermana Anita alone! Can't you see your deception has hurt her very much?!



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{Anita is crying as she is packing her bags.}

ANITA: (to herself) Well this trip was a real eye opener. I should have guessed that it would turn out this way. I guess I should write Della a letter of resignation and leave. *sniff* I really don't want to leave the barrio. I have made so many friends, but I can't stand being around if I have to be reminded of all that I have lost. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif Oh, Mando, why did you have to turn out to be such a rat? I really loved you, you know! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif *sob* I guess I really can't win! (puts some more clothes in her suitcase.)

{knocking is heard at the door}

ANITA: I wonder who that could be. (tries to dry her eyes and compose herself as she answers the door.)

ANITA: (opening the door) MANDO!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif What are you doing here, usted rata! [you rat] (She tries to slam the door, but Mando puts his foot in to keep it open.)



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Meanwhile in the Chapel of Love....

Priest: Do you Katerina Rosa Audriana Marianela Miranda
take Manuel Roberto Juanito De Huevos Esposito to be your lawfully wedded husband?
to have and to hold in sickness and in health til death do you part?

Kate: I do.

Priest: and do you Manuel Roberto Juanito De Huevos Esposito take Katerina Rosa Audriana Marianela Miranda to be your lawfully wedded wife to have and to hold in sickness and in health til death do you part?

Manny: well..i'm thinking...
Kate: Manny!
Manny: (laughing) Okay okay..don't kill me..
Just kidding...I do.

Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife.
you...may...kiss...(sees they are way ahead of him) Ah forget it!

Ed, Della, Reverend Bemis, Liz and JL are there cheering them on...They all run out to tell everyone the great news...

Manny: Hey everybody We just got married!!!
and you missed it!




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Mando: Anita Owwww! Please don't close the door my little Jujy fruit......... I Love you!!!! Look I'll get a divorce from Charo and make you my little avocado. (He tries to kiss Anita in the lips). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Meanwhile at the lounge area................

Chico: Sheesh I thought Sammy was cool. I guess I was a fool.... Well, Let me see what's happening with the nursey... Heh Heh!

At the Chapel of love................

Louie: Throw some rice at the happy couple! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: (Laughing at Sammy's advances). Oh Sammy....... Chu so fresh!! I play geetar for you! (She starts strumming).

Jose (Pepe): (Starts singing) Chico... Don't be discouraged...

{Anita, against her better judgement, let's Mando in. He can see she is packing to leave}

ANITA: So it is true. You are married to the coochi, coochi woman! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I thought you were making that up to get rid of me. (sits on the edge of the bed and invites Mando to sit in the chair opposite her) I guess you should tell me about it, but remember, I am in no mood for games and lies. It's time to be truthful! I don't understand how you two could be married, cause you sure don't act like it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif

Della:

Awww, don't leave! We'd really miss you around here! Hopefully you will get things worked out. If not I may just have to have a talk with that Mando.

Mando: It all started when I was drunk one day. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif Charo was making advances at me. She played her guitar and I swooned! I got drunk and we made el amor. She coochied coochied in my ear, what can I say? One thing led to another and we wound up at the Chapel of Love and exchanged vows. After we got married we stayed together approximatly 2 weeks and that was it. I couldn't stand her repeating that Coochie Coochie hundreds of times in my ear. So you see Anita she was never my first love..... You are the only one entitled to be my love.... Say you'll be mine..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif

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ANITA: ( http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif Oh, my, what am I going to do... He has hurt me so much, but I still love him... ) Mando. I hope you are not jerking me around anymore, cause I could not stand that! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif Oh, Mando, I still love you. Why do you hurt your amor so much? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I will consider your proposal. In the mean time, you must get a divorce from that woman to prove to me you mean it this time. NO more fooling around! (goes over to Mando and kisses him http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif ) I guess I forgive you, mi pastel di la miel! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif

Manny: Well what're we waiting for?
let's party!

Kate: Oh we'll party alright!
but let's go to the reception first.

They all head to the big Ballroom and
start partying. Chico enters the room and
sees Ed doing the tango with Angie Dickinson.


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ANITA: Look, Mando, I'll promise to stick around if you promise to get that divorce ASAP. (looks at her watch) OMG I missed the wedding. I hope we haven't missed the reception! (grabs Mando by the arm) Come on!

(they go to the reception. Anita spies Della) Hey Boss Lady, I hear you were concerned about me. I have decided to stick around. Mando might be making it worth my while to. We'll see though!

(Mabel drives the taxi through the big ballroom and crashes the building)

Mabel: (yells out Chico's name) Chicooo Chicooo My sweet Chico, I finally found you. Sorry my sweet Chico, I missed our double wedding we could have had. But we can still party. Turn the music up you medical student nurse.

ANITA: (seeing Mando tagging along behind her) Hey Mando, why don't you go find Chico and talk to him for a while. I need to talk to Della and Maria for a minute. (Mando goes off to find Chico)

ANITA: Well amiga's, Mando told me the whole story. Apparently he is married to Charo, but it was done in a drunken stupor. He really doesn't love her and want's a divorce. He proposed to me, but I need your advice. I don't want to be jerked around again, but I do still love him! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif What should I do?!?! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif

Chico: Uh Uh Hey Mabel! Long time no see........ (Chico is being dragged to the dance floor by Mabel but, she keeps stepping on his shoes). Oww Oww.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Mando: Hey Chico! Come over here pal..... Hey stop dancing... (He goes over to Chico and grabs one of Mabel's hands, now the 3 of them are dancing). Chico I proposed to Anita! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: What? (still dancing) Are you crazy? Do you love her? Owww......

Mando: (still dancing) Uh yes I do! Don't worry buddy we'll always be friends..... Owww... Mabel Stop stepping on my foot!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: Well what about Charo?

Mando: We'll just get a divorce.

Chico: Here comes Charo now!

Charo: Mandito!!! Chu dance wit Mabel too! Chu fresh!

Mando: (Let's go of Mabel's hand) Goes over to Charo..........

Kate: Well look who's here :rollseyes: (to Mando) How nice of you to finally join us.

Manny: Yeah Pal, What's the deal.
(to Kate) Oh..honey, our parents want to see us and your parents want a word with Chico.

Kate: okay, i'll go get him.

She grabs Chico and they head over to her parents. Who read Chico the riot act for not spending more time with their baby girl, Chico has no idea what they're talking about.



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Chico: Kate is married now! She'll be going on her honeymoon soon. heh heh.

JL nurse: Chico my darling...... (She runs over to Chico and kisses him full on the lips) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif

Chico: (Whispers) Not in front of the parents.......

JL nurse: But you're my honey bun! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Meanwhile........................

Mando: I have to talk to you about getting a divorce.

Charo: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif Chu CARAZEE!!!! I haf a reputation to es keep...

Mando: I love Anita and I want to marry her! I don't love you!

Charo: I am Mrs. Charo Mandito! Nutting vill change dis!!!

ANITA: (to Della and Maria) Hold on a second, will you. I need to get a drink. (goes over to the open bar and runs into Chico trying to get away from the women for a breather)

ANITA: Oh hi, Chico. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif (sees Mando talking with Charo.) Hey, Chico, can I ask you something, as a friend. You and I were a hot item for a while so you know me pretty well. What does Mando see in that Coochie, coochie woman, Charo that he doesn't see in me? I mean, what has she got that I don't... I mean, oh Chico, I love Mando, but I fear he really doesn't love me. Am I wasting my time here? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif

Chico: Listen Anita..... You know the deal. At least he's asked you to marry him. I personally do not like Charo she has never really hit on me and I'm glad. She really isn't my type, now you my little darling were always my type..... Come to poppa! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Meanwhile.......................

Mando: Look Charo we are not together and haven't been together for ages let's just call it a day!

Charo: Chu es speak for yourself! I am Charo Mandito! Hmmph!

Mando: (happens to turn his head and sees his friend Chico with Anita he runs over there) Anita mi tacquito! (taco). Let's get away from this place! Chico.... Hey buddy! All alone??? You??? Are you running out of steam or something???

Chico: I could never run out of steam buddy! I'm hotter than HOT!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: (Runs over to Mando and Anita and Chico) Mandito!!! Chu come here now!!!

Chico: (Goes over to Charo and takes her arm to lead her away) There, There Charo..... Let's go get a bite to eat.

Charo: Let me go Chico! Mandito is vit dat Anita! I shuld hita heem! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

ANITA: Well, Mando, what did she say?

Mrs Miranda: (played by Rita Moreno) HEY YOU GIRLS!!!!! gather around, My baby is gonna throw the bouquet!

All the women gather and Kate throws the bouquet...Up up in the air it goes and then comes spiraling down. All you can see is Anita breaking through the crowd in slow motion and jumping up and leaping through the air to meet the bouquet. She grabs it in mid air and clutches it close to her chest.
She crawls through the crowd of feet and legs to safety. She jumps up and down with joy.

Kate and Manny run out of the ballroom and to the limo while friends and family throw more rice at them. They climb into the limo giggling like kids.

Meanwhile...

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Mando: (Is stunned that Anita caught the bouquet! You know what that means) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Charo: (Still trying to wrangle free from Chico) Mandito! Cum here chu louse!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: (Picks up Charo and hauls her away He takes her to room 502)............

ANITA: (dangling the bouquet in of Mando) Well, mi pastel de la miel.... What's it going to be.....? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/quest.gif

Bellboy: (Passes a note and a package to Mando)

Mando: (Gives the bellboy a crisp one dollar bill). Hold on a minute my tacquita (taco)....

Bellboy: Gee Thanks! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Mando: Come with me Anita...

They head for room 502 and slowly open the door............

Chico is kissing Charo they are on the bed..........

Mando: (Whips out the camera and takes pictures)! (Snap, Snap, Snap) Thanks buddy! I got the pictures! Now I'll have that divorce!

Chico: No problem Mando! We're the best of buddies! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mando: Now Anita we will get married....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif

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ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek3.gif Is this what you two were up to?!?! Mando, when are you and Chico going to learn not to play these tricks on people. (Goes over to Charo.) Look I don't like you and you don't like me, but this was a dirty trick. Let's be honest... I want to marry Mando, but only if you give him a divorce, no tricks. Obviously you can't still really love him if this...this... Romeo... can seduce you into this! Think it over!
(to Mando) I love you, mi pastel de la miel, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif but you had better change your ways, or the wedding is off. I'll be with Maria and Della when you have worked this out! Hasta luega! (leaves to find Maria and Della in the casino.)

ANITA: (to the ladies) You are not going to believe what Mando and Chico just pulled.... (tells them what happened)

Kate: (getting dressed) Now whatta ya wanna do?

Manny: Get on the plane and go to Hawaii.
Oh wait, we're already there, (embraces her and holds her tight) I love you, (kisses her passionately)

Kate: Wow, I think that loosened some fillings. Let's hit the beach.

They go to the beach and run into JL Nurse and Liz.

Manny: Hey you two http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wave.gif what brings you here?


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Chico: Puts his arm around Mando. Look Buddy I hate to tell you this but, woman are fickle as you can see. You either got to love them or hate them. We had a perfect plan and it blew up in our faces.

Mando: You're right Chico. I can't believe what just happened. I think we need a long vacation.

Chico: I think so too. What do you say we get on a plane and head to Hawaii where all the beautiful babes are.

Mando: Sounds good to me amigo!

Charo: Over my ded boddy!!! (She runs after the guys with her guitar in hand ready to smash then over their heads) Agghhhh! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: C'mon Mando lets get out of here. (They head for the elevators).

The doors open..........................
They run inside..................

Chico: "Whew" That was close!

Mando: We're off to Hawaii Just you and me and the Hawaiian babes! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Maria and Della have been in the casino raking in the chips. When she sees Anita, Maria runs to her and hugs her and tells her all about their run of luck. After she hears Anita's story, Maria has a suggestion:

Maria: What do you say, hermana, should we take our winnings and take another, less eventful vacation? Say, to Hawaii, maybe?

ANITA: *sigh* Sounds good to me. I was really hoping it would be a wedding trip, but I don't know now. I love Mando sooooo much, but I don't know if I can trust him. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif Maria, why do guys treat us this way. He says he loves me, but does he really? All I asked him to do was get an honest divorce from Charo if he really didn't love her! (puts her head on Maria's shoulder) Oh mi hermana, when will the hurting inside stop? (straightens up) Maybe you are right, a trip might help me forget about him! (collapses again) But I don't know if I want to forget him! I still do love him! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/crying.gif



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Della;

If I win the big jackpot, I can take all you guys out for dinner! Esp. Chico! He's a hot little tamale LOL! Seriously, he's a good kid... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Chico and Mando are finally in Hawaii!

Chico: Ahhhhh! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif
This is the life! Baking in the sun! Drinking a Mai Tai! Looking at all these beautiful woman! (He starts calling the woman)... Mira Mami (Kiss, Kiss) Ven aqui! Mami Hey!!!!

Mando: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif You're right my best ole buddy ole pal! This is the life..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif Look at that beautiful woman over there with the thong!

Chico: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ANITA: (walking on the beach in Hawaii with Maria in their black string bikinis) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif You know hermana, this was the best idea you ever came up with. Look at all the cute guys on this beach. If anything could take my mind off of you know who, this can. (points to a spot near some cute looking guys playing volleyball.) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif Hows about we park it over there! I like the scenery! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif
(they spread their blanket on the sand.)



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Maria: Oh, si, Anita, it is wonderful to be in such a beautiful place with mi hermana, my best friend!

(But to herself she is thinking, But oh how I wish I was with mi caballero muy hermoso, Chico!)

Kate and Manny go running past Chico, Mando, Maria, Anita and Della.

Manny: Come back here with that!
Kate: You're not getting it back!
Manny: C'mon! I can't keep this towel around me all day y'know!

They run through a hula lesson where
they meet up with Louie and Reverend Bemis.



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(Anita and Maria see Kate and Manny run past)

ANITA: Hey I didn't know they were honeymooning here! (sees Della coming toward them.) I see you finally made it out of the room! It's absolutely beautiful out here! Park your beach chair next to us and take in all the sights!

Maria: Mira (look), Anita--Chico and Mando are right over there! What should we do?!

ANITA: OOO that Mando! I can't even enjoy a vacation with out that.... that.... (says something in Spanish that makes Maria blush) poking his face in! Look at them oogling the girls! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif I bet we could still get them to come on to us, they are so one track with their thinking. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lightb.gif Hey I have an idea, let's saunter past them and pretend to be waving to the cute guys playing volley ball. Make them wish they hadn't dropped us! Whadda say, hermana?

Maria: Ay yi yi! Que manosa tu eres! (How tricky you are!) Si, I love that idea--besides, those guys playing volleyball are pretty cute anyway, could make for some good sightseeing hee hee!

Anita and Maria stroll by Chico and Mando, trying to look their sexiest. Anita manages to kick a little sand on Mando as she passes! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
Anita starts to wave at the cute guys playing volleyball, ignoring the fact that Chico and Mando are sitting right behind them! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mando: (Cough, Cough) Hey Who did that? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif

Chico: Aww! Mando It was just one of those fine looking gals that sauntered by.

Mando: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif This is really the life!

Chico: Mando I have an idea. Let's go to that tent over there.

Mando: Oh okay.......

One hour later.............................

Chico: We look like real beach men now that we dyed our hair blond!

Mando: This was a great idea! Even the fake tatoos were fun to do!

Chico: Now lets get surfboards and really do our thing! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: We're real beach bums now! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ANITA: (sees Chico and Mando coming out of the tent with the blond hair, strutting like peacocks) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif OMG, Maria (Points them out to her) Look what has just hit the beach! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif Come on! Follow me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/outtahere.gif (runs over to Chico and Mando with Maria in tow. Goes up to the guys and bursts out laughing) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif Who do you think you two are, Marilyn Monroe and Mae West?!? (gets a uncontrollable fit of the giggles) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif

Maria sees Chico and Mando after Anita points them out, and begins speaking at about the same time Anita speaks to them, so she doesn't hear the joke and berates them in her usual logical, accountant-like way:

Maria: How dare you two change your beautiful dark Chicano hair? (Then as she realizes what Anita has said to the guys, she begins to double over with laughter) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif Ay carumba, muy bueno, Anita mi hermana! But which one is which?

Kate and Manny overhear the laughter and conversation and come over to investigate. They see Chico and Mando with blond hair and collapse on the sand with laughter.

Manny: Well that's Marilyn (pointing to Chico)
Kate: And the busty one over there (points to Mando) is Mae West.

Everyone laughs about Mando being called Busty.

Manny tags Kate...

Manny: You're it!
Kate: You're dead! (grabs the back of his suit and throws sand down there.)
Manny: You're sick!!!

They run into the ocean and goof around!

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Chico: (Realizing who it is, he changes his voice and has an english accent) Do I know you two?

Mando: (Shocked at the laughter and the surprise that he sees Anita, he goes along with Chico and changes his voice to a southern accent) Hey Charles! Who are these woman folks? Never seen them before!

Chico: (english accent) I have no idea who they are Mike! Hawaii is filled with plenty of giggling tourists. Would you mine sharing a spot of tea with me Mike?

Mando: (southern accent) Who me? Why sure! (He slaps himself on the knee) Yee HAW! A real spot of tea it is!

As they leave the laughing crowd...............

Chico: How did they get here?

Mando: I don't know! Whatever happens we better not break character or else!

Chico: This really messes our plans in meeting woman! Hmmph!

Mando: You're right but, I did see my little tacquita!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

ANITA: (still laughing, calls out to the retreating guys) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rotflmao.gif Yoo Hoo, don't go away mad.
(Turns to Maria) What do you think all that phony accent stuff was all about? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif You really think they thought we didn't know who they were? I wonder if we should go after them? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/quest.gif

Maria: Oh, Chico has done that English accent thing ever since I have known him, amiga! But Mando and the Southern accent, I don't know about that--made him sound a little stupid, verdad (true)? I don't think we should follow them, just let them go on their way and think about all the stupid things they've done, including the bleach jobs! (They both laugh and sit down on their blanket again to ogle the volleyball players)

Chico: I've got my surfboard buddy! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: I'm still wondering how they got here. It's like we're meant to be together.

Chico: Are you going to be pining away for Anita? I'm here to have fun!

Mando: Uh okay Chico I have my surfboard too. Let's go catch those waves.

They both run to the waves.................
Meanwhile...........

Louie: The sun sure is shining in Hawaii! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: You're teeth are shining too. Get me some sunglasses!

JL spots Anita and Maria...............

JL nurse: Grrrrr.... Those 2 are here too. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

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ANITA: Look, mi hermana (pointing to Chico and Mando trying to surf) Now what are they up to? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif They are going all out with this beach bum stunt. You know something though, even with that nasty hair, Mando sure does look fine http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif *sigh*. What a body! Mmmmm! And Chico always looks fine, hey Maria. (nudges her) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Maria: Ah, si, mi hermana, Chico es tan hermoso! (Chico is so handsome!) (sees JL glaring at them and shoots her a look) Ay yi yi! Mira, Anita, it's that nurse again--come to steal my Chico, no doubt! (to herself) If only he really was mine!

Manny: Okay, Okay, let's stop for awhile, i'm worn out! (calling over to Kate)

Kate: (comes running over to him) Yeah me too. I'm hungry too.

Manny: Let's go see if the others wanna have a picnic.

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A huge crowd descends around the water.....
People have come to see the action.........

Chico: (He's surfing) Wooooooooo! I am having a blast Mando. I know I look cool! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Mando: (surfing) You look cool! Just check out these moves. (Mando goes upside down on the surfboard) Wooooooooooo! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Chico: Oh yeah buddy! Look at this. (Chico goes upside down and and looks like he's riding a bicycle).

The crowd just roars..............Wooooo!....

Chico and Mando stop surfing and run to the sand with their surfboards. The Hawaiian gals are running to them and throw colorful leis around them. Then they kiss them on the cheeks. People are clapping at the new surfing stars. Chico and Mando give each other a high five.

Chico: This is the life Mando! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Mando: Look at those 2 beauties coming our way. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes.gif

Yorka: Hi My name is Yorka (She's Hawaiian) and this is my friend Looka!

Chico: Mando you take Yorka and I take Looka Good!!!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Menawhile..........

JL nurse: Louie! Look at all those people over there. I want to see the action! (JL runs over to where Chico and Mando are).

Chico: (Still saying Looka good! Looka good)! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

JL nurse: Hmmmm. Louie Look at that blond adonis with that Hawaiian chick! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif He kinda looks like Chico with blond hair.

Louie: (Standing bowlegged) He does look like Chico, And that one looks like Mando but, he's blond too. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico and Mando take their ladies and start to leave. The ladies take them to a Hawaiian restaurant to eat pork and join in the Hula dancing. JL and Louie follow them. The ladies start dancing and Chico and Mando are sitting on the ground with their legs crossed enjoying their wonderful Hawaiian vacation.

Anita and Maria come to the luau also. As the dancing begins, they are invited up to dance because they have been taking hula lessons at the hotel. They start to dance and spy the gang sitting and enjoying the dancing. Anita whispers to Maria to follow her lead and starts to make her moves more and more seductive as she slowly weaves her way over to where Mando and Chico are sitting.

ANITA: (as she continues her seductive dance moves, she comes in really close to Mando. She whispers to him) I have a surprise for you if you are interested. Come to room 415 later and don't tell Chico! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif

Maria takes Anita's lead and dances her way over to Chico, doing her sexiest hula moves until she is on her knees in front of him, then puts her arms around his neck and gives him a big kiss. Chico resists until Maria starts running her fingers through his hair and whispers in his ear between kissing his cheek:

I guess your hair isn't so bad after all--it still feels just as soft and full as ever. And in the dark the color won't matter a bit. Come on up to room 417 after the luau and let's find out, OK mi amor? But don't tell Mando!

As the luau continues..........

Yorka: (Yorka moves over to Mando and whispers in his ear). Come to room 419 and I'll show you a real nice dance. Grrrrrrrrrr.....

Looka: (Still hula dancing) goes over to Chico and whispers in his ear. Chico honey Come to room 421 and I'll show you a really good time! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: (Dances the hula on stage and goes over to Chico and whispers to him). Chico baby..... I know you anywhere. Even if you did dye your hair. Come to room 423 tonight and we'll have our own party..........

The ladies all continue to hula and their grass skirts are really moving side to side...
The beat of the drum really pounds harder and harder and harder and harder..........

Chico and Mando look at each other......

Chico: Let's get out of here before we really get into trouble........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/outtahere.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/outtahere.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/outtahere.gif

Mando: So many woman... So little time.... What are we going to do?

Chico; I don't know man! This is even hard for me! 3 chicks, Now who will I pick?

Mando: After we ran out, no one is going to give us a 2nd look.

Chico: There's alot of fish in the sea Mando buddy. Look over there http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes2.gif 2 more Hawaiian maidens lets go......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/outtahere.gif

Chico: (meeting 2 more lovelies) Hello my dear.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif My name is Chico and this is my friend Mando.

Cop: Hey you! Get out of here.......... We're dressed like woman and doing a job!

Chico: Uhhhhhhhh.......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek2.gif

Kate is up there dancing for Manny. He gets very excited, sweeps her up in his arms and whisks her away, up to their room.

Manny: It's my turn to dance for you.

Kate: I can't wait to see this.

One of the hosts remarked to someone
"We lose alot of guests during the hula."

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HOTEL PAGE: Mando, is there a Mando here?

Mando puts his hand up and the page hands him a note.

NOTE: Mando, mi pastel de la miel, mi amor. I want you to know that I have been thinking about all the good times we have had. Remember the cruise when we first saw each other from across the dance floor and we only had eyes for each other? Remember winning the contest and taking the long romantic walk on the deck? Remember what we did later?! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif I have been such a foolish little burro to my Mandito. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/blush.gif I just want you to know that I am sorry that I have caused you so much trouble. Seeing you with all those cute hawaiian chiquitas has made me sooooo sad that I have caused you to forget your tacquita. Remember when you called me that! I have enclosed my room key with this note in hopes that you change your mind and come back to me. I wait with brazos abertos [open arms] for you, mi amor. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif Your tacquita, Anita.
P.S. Please don't show this to Chico because I know he will try to talk you out of seeing me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 08-11-2001).]

Mando: (Shuddering at the thought of meeting Anita) Chico! I have to leave.

Chico: Where are you going buddy?

Mando: I have to call my Mother!

Chico: What?

Mando: You know how mothers are. If you don't call them they worry about you. I need to call her NOW!

Chico: Oh okay, I'll just stay here at the beach and wait for you.

Mando: See you later......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif

Chico: (Mando isn't fooling anyone.... I have the feeling he went to meet Anita, The guy can't seem to live without her).

Meanwhile a young lady approaches Chico from behind and she has a black thong bikini.... She puts her hands around Chico's eyes and says Guess who?

Chico: I have no idea. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Meanwhile..............

Louie: (Sharing some champagne) Della you are such a sweet buttercup. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Will you be mine? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

meanwhile...............

ANITA: (laying across the bed) I wonder if he will come?

(hears a knock on the door and her pulse quickens)

(answers the door)

Maria is the woman who has sneaked up behind Chico, and when he can't guess who, she takes her hands away from his eyes and spins him around, giving him a big, juicy kiss. When they are finished, she just walks away, swinging her hips and looking back over shoulder, gesturing with her finger like, "Follow me!"

Mando: Hello my tacquita! (He grabs Anita and gives her a big kiss on the lips). I thought I would never see you again. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif

Meanwhile..........................

Chico: (Runs behind Maria) Where are we going babe? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Maria: (over her shoulder, still gesturing like "Follow me")

Ven aca (come here), mi amor! You will see!

ANITA: Oh Mandito, mi pastel de la miel, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif let's not talk. I'm tired of saying things that hurt you. Let's just do what we do best! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif (leads Mando to the bed)
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif

Mando: Oh baby yes! He takes off his black shirt! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif My tacquita...........

Chico: Here I come! (Chico dives in the air and catches Maria and throws her down in the sand). Show me what you're made of honey!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eyes2.gif

Meanwhile....................

Yorka and Looka sees whats going on.....

Looka goes over to where Chico is..........

Looka: Take that you bandito! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif (She throws sand in Chico's eyes).....

Chico: Owwww! Owwww! I can't see, I can't see..... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes2.gif

Louie: (Sees what's going on) Officer! Officer! Arrest that woman! (He points to Looka).

Maria screams and grabs Chico, letting him rest his head on her chest. She strokes his hair and tries to comfort him, rocking back and forth:

Shhhh, mi amor, it will be alright, Maria esta aqui (Maria is here)! Shhhh, the police will take care of that mujer muy loca (very crazy woman)!

[This message has been edited by MariposaLKB (edited 08-12-2001).]

Meanwhile...Manny and Kate are awakened by the commotion on the beach.

Manny: What's going on? (rubbing his eyes)
Kate: (waking up) what's that noise?
let's go find out.
Manny: (shrugs his shoulders)okay.

They make their way out the door. Kate walks into a wall

Kate: Ewww my nose!!
Manny: (turns on light) Oh gross, it's bleeding.
Kate: What What!! It's bleeding!
Manny: Calm down, Calm down, (strokes her hair as he stops the bleeding.
I better find JL.

Manny has JL Nurse paged for the emergency.
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Cop: (Still dressed as a woman) Come here Looka! I've finally caught you. He handcuffs Looka and takes her to the patrol car.

Chico: Oh Maria! I'm already feeling better. Please rub my hair it feels so good.

Meanwhile..................

JL nurse: I hope you feel better.

Louie: Don't worry Manny and Kate will be okay! They're married you know! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: (Everyone is married except me). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif sniff

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ANITA: (turns out the lights and joins Mando) Mmmm mi amor that feels good....(kisses him and runs her fingers through his hair)....Mmmm, it's still as suave (soft) as I remember it! I'm glad the dye didn't change how your hair feels! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif Mmmm, mi pastel de la miel, take me to all those places you know so well...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif Mmmmmm...

Maria: Oh , Chico, I am so glad you are alright! (Leans closer and whispers in his ear) Now maybe we can go back to my room and I can show you just how glad I am?!

Mando: (Happy as a clam, he is looking in the mirror after he took his shower and he is singing) Baby Face, you got the cutest little baby face.......
Tacquita! (taco) mi amor..... We had a wonderful time together. I'm thinking of changing back to my old haircolor what do you say?

Meanwhile.............................

Chico: (Knows he's going to get it on with Maria and he's is Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif Grrrrrr....... Maria! mi Purisina!!! (He starts to sing an old Marvin Gaye tune) Let's get it on! OH baby, Let's get it on! C'mon Sugar.........

Meanwhile...............................

JL nurse: (Is walking around in circles) Where is Chico? I saw him here not too long ago. I hope he's not with that other chick! That would really break my heart! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Louie: Don't worry JL! Lets get a pizza pie and that will make you feel better. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ed Brown- Oh what a hangover where the hell am i???

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

ANITA: (Lying in bed looking admiringly at her man! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif ) Oh, mi amor, you are muy hermoso to me no matter what color your hair is! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif I do think I like your hair dark, though, but you do what ever turns you on, mi pastel de la miel! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/kiss.gif You know what turns me on, bebe? (Mando playfully shakes his head no) Well come over here to your tacquita and I'll show you. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/grineyes.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 08-13-2001).]

Manny: We should take her to the hospital!
doesn't she need surgery?

Kate: Yeah I need a tranfusion or something
don't I? Hey, look Ed's awake!




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Mando: I hear your heartbeat tacquita! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/heart.gif You really turn me on! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/happyface.gif

Meanwhile................

JL nurse: Who is that guy over there Louie?

Louie: Over there?

JL nurse: Yes Over there!!! That looks like Chico and he's with, he's with.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif (She runs over to where Chico is and jumps on his back)!

Chico: Hey who is that? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif

JL nurse: Get along little doggie!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/grineyes.gif You are my man!!!

ANITA: Oh, mi amor, Mandito, you make your Anita the happiest woman in the world. I don't know why I would have thought twice about not marrying you! If you still want to, the answer is yes, and even if you don't want to right now, I don't care. Being with you has made me so happy. Please don't leave me anymore! I love you so much! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif

Liz: "C'mon, Ed and Louie, let's go grab a bite to eat and some liquid refreshment! I'll buy!" (still carrying a large wad of cash she won in Vegas)
"It's like a freakin' circus around this place!" http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek4.gif "muy loco!"

Maria jumps on JL's back, so now Chico is carrying both of them on his back, spinning around and around as Maria beats up on JL. Maria curses JL in Spanish the whole time.

Chico: (With all these crazy woman on his back he dives into the water, the woman fall off and start beating up on each other.) I've got to swim to safety..... (Chico then runs to the hotel lobby and then runs to the bungalow where he and Mando were staying he's all out of breath). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif (No one but, Mando know the bungalow they're staying in). Whew that was close. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Meanwhile...................

Louie: Ed! You look like you got hit by a truck! You must take better care of yourself. Shirley Schrift said she'll be coming by later tonight. How about it Ed? Just like old times with Shirly huh? Hopefully Della will give me the time of day. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

And...................

Mando: Tacquita (taco) my love! I told Chico I was phoning my mother. I have to go meet up with him. You understand Tacquita darling. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/love.gif Keep our little rendevous a secret darling.........

Ed Brown- Your dam right im awake and i got a headache woah.

Liz that sounds like a good idea you pay and we chow down for free... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Louie take your head out that garbage can and lets go.

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif Ok, mi pastel de la miel, but I will be waiting for you again, real soon I hope. I hope we won't have to keep this to ourselves too long. I want everyone to know how much I love my Mandito! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif But I will be good and not tell anyone, not even Maria, mi hermana. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif (Although for the life of me I don't know why? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif )

Kate: I think i'm okay, now what should we do now.

Manny: (shrugs) I dunno... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lookaround.gif let's get some food?

Kate: Nah, not hungry
Manny: Swimming! Hey, everybody! Let's go swimming!!



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Anita comes down to the beach with a big http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif on her face and humming "I'm in Love With a Wonderful Guy" from 'South Pacific'. She puts her blanket down and looks around for Maria, Della or any of the rest of the gang. She then applies a coat of suntan lotion on bronze skin and looks to see if Mando http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif might be around to help her do her back.

[This message has been edited by Luckymama58 (edited 08-14-2001).]

Kate: Hey Anita, Oh i don't have to ask how you're doing, (sees big smile on Anita's face) But I do have one question...
Why are you putting on Suntan lotion at night?

Manny: Uh Kate, Honey, It's 10am.

Kate: What? Oh, what a night! See ya later i'm gonna take a nap under that palm tree.


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Guy: Happy Birthday Ms. Jones, You sure got nice....bones!
2nd guy: Welp...that sure was different.

Maria has walked away from the catfight with JL, after bloodying JL's nose. Feeling itchy from the sand and salt water, she returns to her room and takes a shower. Just as she turns off the water, she thinks she hears a knock on the door:

Ay! (jumps a little, calls out) Quien es (who is it)?

Ed Brown- Its me woman where the hell is the free meal you promised me and Louie???

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE I TOLD HER UNTIL THIS SUPERWOMEN SAVED MY DAY, NOW I ALL I CAN SAY IS de de de de, de de de de de de DAMN!!!;)

As Anita is lying in the sun working on her tan, dreaming about her man, http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif a shadow falls across her face. She looks up to see a pimply faced employee of the hotel standing over her.

ANITA: What is it? You're blocking my sun! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Hotel page: Sorry, mam, but our hotel is having a contest and they asked me to hand these out to all the beautiful ladies staying here. (hands Anita a flyer and walks away)

Anita sits up and reads the flyer.

HAWAIIAN BATHING BEAUTY CONTEST
Winner to be crowned "Miss Hawaiian Beach Beauty"
TOP PRIZE $10,000
OTHER PRIZES TO BE AWARDED
Contestants must be 18 to enter.
Judging will be done by selected male guests of the Hotel.
To enter sign up at the hotel guest services desk in the lobby.
DEADLINE FOR SIGNUPS 5 PM TODAY!

ANITA: Ooh a beauty contest! I need to sign up for this! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Maria opens the door dressed in nothing but a towel:

Ay, Chico mi amor, have you come to apologize for being the cause of that fight between....

She breaks off, terribly embarrassed to find a young man employed by the hotel standing there, with a flyer for the beauty contest in his hand. Maria grabs the paper and slams the door in his face. As she reads it she begins to think out loud:

Hmmm, if I entered this contest and won, maybe then Chico would realize all he has given up!

Mando: (Goes to the bungalow) Whew! (He's singing an oldie song) Oh what a night...
To love you dear..
Oh what a night...
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/loveya.gif To squeeze you dear..

Chico: Well! You're finally back! From calling your momma I suppose. I almost got killed. These woman are like, are like sharks.........

Mando: Oh Chico. Woman are beautiful, They're soft and lucious and..........

Chico: You sound like you're in love again Mando! I think you went to see Anita.

Mando: I did buddy............. She's so hot she scorches me amigo............. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: I have to figure out how I'm going to leave this joint without these woman sharks killing each other and killing me too.

Mando: Look Chico under the door. (he sees the flyer of the contest).

Chico: Let me see that. Oh a beauty contest. They'll be lots of lovelies and they need judges. What do you think Mando?

Mando: Amigo I'm in. (They shake hands). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Let's go fill out the forms so we can be judges. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: I'm with you pal!

They both go to the front desk of the Oahu Hotel...........

Chico: We're here to be judges for the beauty contest.

Mr. Eubanks: Get in the back of the line.

On the line is Louie, Ed, Jose (Pepe) Feliciano http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif and Manny.............

Chico: Let the judging begin! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Meanwhile....................

JL nurse: (On the sand and bloody) Oh Oh I think I have a broken nose. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Don Ho: Come my dear I'll take you back to the hotel.

Ed Brown- Yeah me and Louie are on the line and we have both been drinking burbon in the garage allday and are gonna come down there and start throwing garabage cans around if Maria doesnt give us our free meal.

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE I TOLD HER UNTIL THIS SUPERWOMEN SAVED MY DAY, NOW I ALL I CAN SAY IS de de de de, de de de de de de DAMN!!!;)

Anita walks into the lobby to see that a crowd has gathered in two lines near the guest services desk. A hotel employee is shouting above the din.

Mike(the hotel guy): Ok, Ok, settle down. there are plenty of applications for everyone. Girls who are entering the contest please fill out one of these green forms and guys who would like to judge must fill out a yellow form. (the crowd surges forward to get a form) Please approach the desk in an orderly manner, people! There are plenty of forms for all!

Anita spies Chico and Mando in line to be judges. She smiles at Mando who blushes and looks away. Chico, on the other hand, looks at Mando and gives Anita a knowing wink http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

ANITA: Ooh, that bigmouth Mando. I bet he told Chico! Well, two can play at that game. I love Mando so much, I don't mind telling the world. But I really need to tell someone, not the whole world. I know, I'll tell mi hermana, Maria. If Mando can, I can!

Anita sees Maria coming out of the elevator. She waves her over to the line.

ANITA: Are you signing up for the beauty contest too? Come stand with me. I have to tell you something! (Anita is grinning from ear to ear http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif but senses that all is not right with Maria. Her smile quickly turns to concern for her friend.)

ANITA: Oh Maria, you do not look so good. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif What is wrong, mi hermana? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif

Chico: How many times have I told you to lay off the bourbon Ed? If you keep it up I'm going to call Shirley to keep an eye on you.

Louie: Awww C'mon Chico. He's old enough to drink if he wants to! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: And you Louie!!! Shouldn't you be emptying some garbage right about now?

Louie: Do I have to remind you Chico that I am on vacation and I will be judging the beautiful ladies in this here beauty contest. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Boy I can't wait for the cuties to arrive.

Mr. Eubanks: Judges have a front row seat. The contest is about to begin.


The first judge is charismatic, good looking and an all around hit with the ladies Welcome everyone "Chico Rodriguez"! (The people are all clapping)....

The 2nd judge is bright, honorable and hard working....... everyone Welcome "Mando" (clap, clap)

Our 3rd judge has his own business, he's bright and has a way with the older ladies...... Welcome Mr. Ed Brown......... (Clap, Clap)

Our 4th judge is a well known singer, charming and youthful.... Welcome Jose "Pepe" Feliciano http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif........ (Clap, Clap)

Our 5th judge is a regular comedian, loves the ladies and loves to dabble in tap dancing....... Welcome Louie........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif(Clap, Clap)

Our 6th judge has just gotten married and is here on his honeymoon, he's young and a vibrant man....... Welcome "Manny"....... (Clap, Clap)

We have a 7th judge here as well...... A pillar in his community, hard working and an all together guy....... "Welcome the Reverend Bemis.......... (Clap, Clap)