Chico: Looking good!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I have a little money left over from odd jobs I'm going to the love boat cruise!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Maria: Anita, you can forget the romance on your cruise! My accounting firm gave me two tickets for the same cruise as a bonus for all my good work last fiscal year, and you KNOW I am asking Chico to go with me! So Chico, mi amor, who will it be?

Substitute Mail Carrier: Good morning Mr. Brown, here's your mail for the day and here's some mail for someone name Anita, it's not sealed, it's from the IRS saying she owes $5,500. Well I'm taking Mabel's shift, she's sick and her doctor said she will be out for a week or two. By the way, there's a note attached to Anita's mail from Mabel saying "you're gonna have to find another way. You're in the hole with the IRS, Payment due NOW". Good day Mr. Brown.

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Mabel: (the day has passed, Mabel sneaks into the garage, quiet as a mouse, wakes up Chico)

Mabel: Shh Shh bequiet Chico, I packed your suitcase, I have your ticket with me, so let's go because the taxi is waiting for us outside. (Chico is sleeping but he is following Mabel, they get into the taxi)

Mabel: (Mabel tells the driver) STEP ON IT! take us to the dock.

(they have arrived at the dock and has boarded the boat, but the boat cannot leave until a certain time)

Mabel: (Mabel ask the agent) why isn't this boat moving (the agent tells her "sorry Ms. we don't leave until this afternoon, you have another 8hrs. to wait, we are expecting a lot of people", and Mabel stomps her foot mad)

ANITA: (FUMING MAD) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif That birdie legs!!! Hey Maria, you're an accountant, you see this trick that Mabel is trying to pull. She's trying to sneek Chico away from both of us! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif
Would you be a dear and check out this IRS bill for me, mi amiga. I'm convinced it's a phony bill. I would not put it past that loney bird! I know we both want Chico to ourselves, but I think we will need to join forces for a while to watch Mabel! I, for one do not want to be left out!!! What do you say, mi hermana, truce? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
Anita and Maria, together, just like in West Side Story! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ANITA: (to herself) Once we figure out how to get rid of ol birdie legs it'll be every woman for herself, though! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Maria: Ay ay yi, Anita! I never thought of that! I love "West Side Story"! Especially the song about my name! Oh, Chico, mi amor, will you sing it for me? (Chico begins to sing and play the guitar, and his sweet tenor voice is making Maria cry) Anita, if you think I am going to give THIS up, you are muy loca!

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Mabel: (still waiting for the boat to leave but it won't leave until 7 more hours)

Mabel: (Mabel is on the deck and singing off key) The Love Boat, Mabel has her Chico here, will be on a course for adventure, The Love Boat.

Mabel: Hey Isaac, Hey Gopher, Hey Doc, Hey sweet Julie Julie Julie, Hey captain, can we get this boat moving, if you don't, you are going to have some pesty women on this boat that will drive you nuts. Hey Chico, here's some cold lemonade for you and just relax on this boat.

Chico: Oh Thank you Mabel....... Mabel Will the other girls come on board? They all have tickets you know. This is going to be a cruise to remember. (Chico is sitting in a lounge chair and his eyes are closed) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Chico, Chico I have a ticket to the love boat cruise. I'm going to join you my love....... Chico? Chico? Where are you?

Louie: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I think Chico is already on the boat JL nursey........ Mabel took him.

JL nurse: WHAT!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif Why that no good "MAILWOMAN" I'll fix her wagon.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif Louie...... Will you be going on that cruise?

Louie: Oh yes! I got my ticket yesterday. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif The Mrs. can't go but, Mando will be there.

This is an open casting call for someone to play Mando!

Jl nurse: Great just great. We're going to have a good time!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico is over here with me helping me find some booze!!! Oh Chico isnt that Patty over there my she has gotten even prettier.

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Skid Row Roxy: Louie, What Mrs.?, you told me that your wife was dead man. What's up with this? I am leaving, I'm going to the boat to start my vacation, by thw way, I got the job Louie. Meet me at the baggage claim and don't be late Louie.

ANITA: (running up the gang plank) Whew, I made it. I'm glad that IRS bill turned out to be a phony. Thank you Maria for checking but now I need to find mi pastel de la miel! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Chicoooo, oh there you are, lying in the sun again! Let me spread sun lotion on you! You know how you burn! I see there is a dance contest tonight! I have won many mamba contests. Would you be my partner? You would! Mmmmm (kissing Chico) Thank you mi amor, we will win it, I know! I know I must share you with those other girlfriends of yours, but remember to save the last dance for me, and I'll show you who you should be your one and only! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Maria: (comes around the corner, sneaks up and grabs suntan lotion from Anita) Ay, esto es lastimoso (this is pitiful)! Give me that! (sits beside Chico on the chaise lounge and rubs lotion on his back) There now, mi amor, don't I give a much better backrub?

Maria: (comes around the corner, sneaks up and grabs suntan lotion from Anita) Ay, esto es lastimoso (this is pitiful)! Give me that! (sits beside Chico on the chaise lounge and rubs lotion on his back) There now, mi amor, don't I give a much better backrub? (Leans down and whispers in Chico's ear) And you KNOW who dances with you the best, don't you mi hombre granado (my graceful man)?

Sorry for the double posting! Had to say something about the dance contest!

Captain Steuben: Doc come over here..... What's that above the sky? It looks like a helicopter.

Pilot: Lady... Where do you want me to land?

JL nurse: Pilot! Right over there....... JL is pointing to the Love boat! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Pilot: A-OK! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Louie: WOOOOOO Nursey this is fun! Right Mando?

Mando: Um Hmmmm........... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Pilot: We're landing!

Captain Steuben: Welcome! Welcome JL nurse and friends....... My you look beautiful http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Jl Nurse: Oh Captain Steuben! you make me blush. (JL is fluttering her eyelashes). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Doc: Come right this way..... Chico has been waiting for you.

Chico: (Chico jumps up when he sees JL)! Nursita!!!! Looking Good!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: My love.............. smooch smooch........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mabel: (mabel jumps up screaming)

Mabel: Oh no! Doc, Captain, Julie, somebody get me a sling shot and some rocks I have some helicopter blade popping to do.

Mabel: Here come those pesty girls, I bet you it's that medical student nurse. Sit down my precious sweet chico while I pop some blades. (LOL)(LOL)

JL Nurse: Oh Chico I thought you left me.......... Why Oh Why did you leave with Mabel?

Chico: I had to...... She handcuffed me....

JL Nurse: I'll be back later Chico. Capt. Steuben is going to show me around. and Julie is going to show me my quarters. I'll be right back..... Smooch, Smooch........

Louie: Hey Chico! This is one mighty fine boat here. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: You're right Louie (Chico is looking into the sky - all dreamy like). You know Louie. I've never been on a cruise before. I hope we'll have a good time.....

Louie: Where's Ed? Did he come?

Chico: I haven't seen him yet.....

Im right here i am looking for my burbon!!! Chico did i pack it?

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Skid Row Roxy: (roxy is packed inside a box going in a circle in the luggage section)

Skid Row Roxy: (peeping from a hole in the box) LOUIE, hey LOUIE, it's me roxy, come over here and get me off this rack, I came on this cruise the el cheapo way. (LOL)

Louie: Roxy baby! Glad you're here on the Love boat. Here let me unzip you! (Roxy straightens up). Oh Roxy! This cruise is going to be a humdinger......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Capt. Steuben: "Attention everyone" the Love Boat cruise will be departing in 0200 hours.....

JL nurse: Oh where is Chico? I have to look for him......

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Skid Row Roxy: Thank you louie for helping me, I don't get this dizzy when I'm drunk. Going round and round on that luggage rack sober got my nerves bad. Louie, I will catch up with you later, first I must find the bar, then check into me a broom closet, It's nothing like a free cruise.

Skid Row Roxy: Hey sweet little nurse, If you are looking for chico all you have to do is find that "nut" Mabel.

(As Rev. Bemis) (he is walking in hall of the boat)

Rev Bemis: Mercy Mercy me, look at all of these people here on this boat, I wish my church was this full.

JL nurse: (Calling Chico) Chico! Chico! Now where is he?

Chico: I'm right here Momma......

JL nurse: I thought you were with some other floozy.... Like Mabel, Anita or Maria!

Chico: No Momma I'm here with you right now smooch..... smooch........ (Chico has his eyes wide open, looking around to see if he gets caught)!

Hello Rev Bemis its nice to see you.

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ANITA: (taking Chico by the hand and pulling him away from all those other fawning women) Come on Chico, let's go for a swim in the pool. (splash) Ooh this water is just the right temperature! (

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ANITA: (taking Chico by the hand and pulling him away from all those other fawning women) Come on Chico, let's go for a swim in the pool. (splash) Ooh this water is just the right temperature! (swimming close to Chico with her arms around him) Isn't this better now. (plants a big kiss on his lips) You are going to dance with your Anita in the contest tonight, aren't you? (Chico nods in agreement and kisses Anita back) Oh Chico, I knew you would! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif You have made your Chiquita very happy! I will be wearing my slinkiest black dancing dress for you tonight, mi pastel de la miel. Pick me up for dinner and we will make an evening of it, if we can keep those other wolves at bay!

(yells to Louie and Skid Row Roxy) Hey, Louie, you and Roxy want to challenge Chico and me to a chicken fight! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Louie: We're going to win Anita! Roxy is one heck of a gal. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: (fuming) That Anita....... She takes my love away from me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Louie: Oh nursey! Don't worry....... You still have us to entertain you. Right Mando?

Mando: UM Hmm.....

Capt. Steuben: JL! Come and dine with me at the Captains quarters....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Okay Captain....... Sniff... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Skid Row Roxy: Okay Anita, Just let me find a place to take me a shower, go visit the bar and down me a bottle of booze then me and my Louie baby will be shakin' our groove thang on the dance flo'

Skid Row Roxy: don't cry sweet little nurse, if you are crying over Chico I would hate to think what you would do if you had to worry about a fine sexy man like my Louie.

Louie: Roxy and me are gonna jitterbug this boat undersea........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Captain Steuben: JL You look lovely tonight. Will you have some champagne? (The captain is pouring her a drink).

JL nurse: Thank you Captain Steuben (Her thoughts are far away she is thinking of Chico).

Chico: Anita my babe...... You look beautiful this evening. Let's go and get a cocktail at the Captains bar. Hmm. (Chico is nuzzling her neck).

Did someone say something about a bar??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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And where is Maria throughout all this? In her cabin crying her eyes out and thinking, when this cruise is over I never want to see Chico again! He has completely left me behind! If only he would come in here right now, maybe I could forgive him....

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Della:

Hey Rev! I think one of your congregation is about to start drinking again... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Now that I'm back home from Nags Head & am now back on my Win 98 machine instead of that slow 486, I can now role play once again instead of just being able to reply to the most important stuff cuz of the puter being so slow...

Liz: (emerging from one of the expensive cabins, where she is working as a private duty nurse for an eccentric elderly millionare on a cruise)

"Oh, my gosh! I thought I'd get away from all these nuts and get some R&R out here!! Aye carumba! There's my sexy Chico, in the pool with that other woman! Grrr!!"

(Meanwhile, her patient is hollering for her to come back and give him a foot massage)

Liz: "ohhh, gross!! I better get paid good money for this!! Sorry, Reverend, but I gotta have a drink!" http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Skid Row Roxy: You heard right Ed, I heard the same thang you did, booze, bar, liquor, alcohol, wine, whiskey, beer, but I didn't hear bourbon. (LOL)

Rev Beemis: Drinking, Drinking now where have I heard this before? Ahhh YES, It was last weeks sermon, when I was talking about drinking the wine, make sure all of you have a piece of bread with it and say your prayers, the good book says break thou bread, and drink thou wine. (LOL)(LOL)

Skid Row Roxy: Now ya'll heard the Rev, he said DRINK the wine and eat the bread.

Skid Row Roxy: (yelling to Isaac)
Hey Isaac, you got any butter to put on some bread? I'm gonna need about four or five dranks just to down the bread. (LOL)

ANITA: (responding to the nuzzling) Mmmm Chico that feels so good, but if you keep this up we'll never make that dance contest! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Mmmmmm so that's your idea all along, huh! (steps back from Chico) But mi pastel de la miel, I was looking forward to dancing with you and winning that contest! There will be time for the horizontal mambo later! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (Grabs his hand and pulls him to the dance floor) It's starting! Let's go!

Della: Ed don't get into the communion wine. That's for the Rev to use for his communion services...

LOL!

Mabel: (rolls in full speed ahead faster than superman on roller skates to the dance floor, she snatches Chico from Anita and Anita doesn't know what hit her because all she felt was a strong wind spinning around and around in a circle, and Mabel starts dancing and singing to the song by the Ohio Players "Love Roller Coaster".

Mabel: (singing, dancing and snapping her fingers) Roller Coaster of love, Roller Coaster, ooh ooh ooh oh yeah.

Look at that Chico is now dancing with a flag pole!!!

ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif That bird brained birdie legs thinks she is going to steal my man! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif I'm going to send her to her roost once and for all! Oh Mabel, POW! (Anita decks Mabel and the bouncers come and drag Anita away to put her in the brig to cool off) (Yelling after Chico) I love you mipastel de la miel. Please spring your amor quickly! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Maria: (still crying in her cabin) Ay, Dios mio, the dance contest! I need to pull myself together and get in there! Chico and I danced soooo well together on our date in the garage! We could win this contest, de veras! Now, where did I put that pale blue dress that I wore that night?

Mabel: (Mabel is kicking her legs up and swinging her arms up in the air)

Mabel: Mabel floats like a butterfly
and stings like a bee
you Anita girl, I'll kick you in your knee


Mabel: (Mabel is yelling) That's right, take that martian speaking girl away, she's CRAZY, lock her up and throw the key in the toilet. You Anita girl, I hope they feed you to JAWS, you Loco girl.

ANITA: (singing off key) Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...
Man, I gotta get out of here, I'm going loco.

(Through the tiny window in the door of the cell) sir.... oh sir....

SAILOR GUARDING THE BRIG: yes, what can I do for you miss.

ANITA: Look I'm not really a violent person. Would you please have Della Rogers paged and brought down here to me. Mucho gracis, por favor.

ANITA: (to herself) Della will spring me. She's a good boss. She likes me. She'll probably tell me to stay away from Chico, though. What am I going to do? I love him so much, I can't stay away! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

I wish i could say to all these nuts get outta my garage.

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JL nurse: (Calling Mabel) "Mabel enough is enough"! Take your sticky fingers off of my man Chico!

Chico: Ave Maria purisima! I have 2 woman fighting over me!

Louie: Chico....... You sure are lucky! What cologne are you using? Pass some along to me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: Maria - How about going to the dance with me........ (wink) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Louie: Roxy! Put down that bourbon and lets get ready to hustle! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Captain Steuben: How many dancers are on the floor? Who is going to win the big dance?

To Mando: That's very sweet of you, amigo, but I have never been one to settle for second best! If Chico will not dance with me, then I will not dance. I will just enjoy watching him.

Skid Row Roxy: Louie baby you know I will follow you all over the world, but I have a couple of questions, Where are we going? Where in the heck is this boat headed to? (LOL)(LOL)

ANITA: DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET ME OUT OF HERE, POR FAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif(shakes her head) I got to swear off that Chico. I want to enjoy this cruise! I got to find me another man. Mi pastel de la miel will be the death of me!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Louie: Roxy baby........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif This cruise is headed to La La Land!

Mando: I need to go to the john. Captain Steuben... Do you know where it is? I need to go NOW! (Mando is jittery)!

Chico: You dance great JL and Mabel! (JL is pushing Mabel but, Mabel isn't budging).

As the cruise continues he sees Maria sitting in a corner looking sad. Chico grabs Maria and now Chico is dancing with 3 woman.

Louie: (Trying to cut in on Chico) WOOOO! Ladies.........

Chico: (singing) "Just a gigolo, Everywhere I go"!

Della: I will if I can find a way LOL!

Maria is doing a "bump" sort of dance, trying to push the other ladies out of the way. When she gets close enough, she whispers in Chico's ear: Ay mi amor, please tell these other locas to go away, so we can do a slow dance like we did in the garage the night I wore this dress! You DO like this dress, don't you? (pouts)

ANITA: Oh thank you Della. You are a true friend. It was terrible in there. What has been happening since I got thrown in here?

(looks out on the dance floor at Chico trying to dance with 3 women)Mi pastel de la miel sure has his hands full now! Good riddance, I say! Hey Della any other cute guys on this cruise? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mando: (Comes out of the john and spots Anita) Hmmmmmm Louie who's that?

Louie: Oh her? (Loiue is still dancing) That's Anita! one of Chicos gals! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: Introduce me........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico (whispers to Maria) You want me to die? These woman will strangle me if I leave them now. Don't worry Maria we'll be dancing tonight! Looking Good!!!

JL nurse: Chico darling What are you saying to Maria?

Chico: Oh nothing my tortilla..........

Captain Steuben: And the winner is...........

Maria: (smiling for the first time in a long time) Dancing tonight, Chico mi amor? Do you mean here on the dance floor or doing the horizontal mambo in my cabin?

ANITA: (spotting the good looking Chicano coming from the restroom) Hey, Della, amiga, who is that good looking guy talking to Louie? I bet he could help me get my mind of that two timing Chico! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Della: It's Mando & boy does he look hot! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mando: Going over to Anita....... Do you know how to dance Latin?

Chico: Talking to Maria - Horizontal it is!

JL nurse: Chico.... Pay attention to me....

Chico: Ah yes my little sabrosita tortillita de amor........

JL nurse: Purrrrrrrr...... (She reaches for Chico's face and give him a big wet kiss)....

Louie: MAN! That never happens to me! Ed Pass me the bourbon! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Captain Steuben: And the winner is.....

ANITA: Mando honeypie, I'm the Mamba Queen. Let's blow these suckers away and win that contest. (grabs him by the hand and whips him out onto the dance floor) Mmm babe, let's do it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

(Looks over at Chico still trying to dance with 3 women and sticks her tongue out at the group) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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Chico: Is furiously spinning the 3 woman like tops....... I'm going to win this contest.......

JL nurse: AGH! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Chico: (Still spinning the 3 ladies).... Mabel flies into the hor dorves (I can't spell the word - LOL)..... JL nurse flies into Captain Steubens arms......... (Chico dips Maria to the ground then puts his finger up like John Travolta)!

Captain Steuben: We have a tie!!!!! The winners are Chico Rodriguez and the gals and Mando and Anita! Champagne for everyone!

Chico: (Jumping up and down) We did it! We did it! What are the prizes?

Doc: Massages for everyone at the poop deck (?).........

Louie: Gee whiz...... Massages........ Ed Where's the bourbon? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Maria: (jumps up and down and claps hands) Oh Chico this is sooo exciting!!! (Hugs and kisses him for a long time) Now about the massage, you know I will give you a better one, don't you mi amor? The perfect beginning to the horizontal mambo you promised me, verdad?

ANITA: Mando, you are a great dancer. (gives him a big kiss) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Let's blow this dance floor and go for a walk on the deck. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif The stars are so lovely tonight! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Chico: (Grabs Maria) Lets run and get our massages........

Mando: Anita my darling would you love some champagne?

Jl nurse: Where's Chico? Captain Steuben Do you know where he went?

Capt. Steuben: He went to get his massage....

Louie: That lucky Chico! He's sure a hellava gigolo! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: I feel lonely........ Sniff http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Doc: I'm here

JL nurse: (Runs away like a bat out of water)...........

Doc: (It must be this old after shave I'm using).

ANITA: (giggles)Oh Mando, these bubbles tickle my nose! (walking out to the rail on the deck at the bow of the ship) Isn't this so romantic! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mando: Anita... Where have you been all my life?

Chico: Mando brother! What are you doing here? (He looks directly at Anita and gives her a puzzled look). What happened Anita - I wasn't good enough for you???

Mando: Chico! You know Anita?

Chico: Of course I do....... She was one of my babes... Right Anita http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif (wink)

Louie: Chico! Let me walk with you. I want to meet all the HOT babes! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Doc: Where is the nurse? I need help someone fainted! They're in the examination room.

Chico: Who is it?

Doc: It's a man who smells of bourbon....... WOOOO He smells like he is always drinking!

Chico: That must be Ed! I must help him.

Maria: (stops Chico as he is going to Ed) Buenos dias, mi amor! Muchisimas gracias for the wonderful "mambo" we did all night! Perhaps we can do it again once more before the cruise is over? (She kisses his cheek and heads for the pool)

(to herself) I hope Chico follows me to the pool--he looks muy hermoso (very handsome) in those short short cutoffs of his!

ANITA: (to Chico) You got the WAS part right. I don't like the competition! I'm a chiquita who likes to feel special. I'm Mando's one and only, right my new mi pastel de la miel!

(to Mando) Let's leave Chico to his other chiquitas and go for a swim. (grabs Mando by the arm and leads him to the pool. On the way she spies Maria making moon eyes at Chico and http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif at her!)

Chico: Ed... Ed... Can you hear me? Doc is he going to be okay?

Doc : Right now he's in stable condition. Lets see if he gets stronger.

Chico: Ed Wake up! Sniff......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

JL nurse: Move over my little buttercup.... Lets see if I can give him mouth to mouth resuscitation.....

Chico: Go JL GO!!!

Doc: (Why can I ever faint)?

Mando: Anita... You're my little baby cakes....... Smooch, Smooch

Louie: Now why can't I be that lucky? Where's Della? This is a Love cruise and I'm all alone....... Sniff http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Maria: (all wet from swimming laps to work off the frustration that Chico never joined her and to avoid Anita) Ay, Chico! I thought you were going to join me for a swim? (Finally notices Ed is still lying there) Madre de Dios! Will Ed be alright?

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Hey Lady where is my kiss and get me another drink? Oh Chico there you are ive been looking for you and how did i get here down on the floor before?

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Chico: You're back Ed, You're back! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Where is Chica? She should be here to kiss Ed.... Hmmph!

Chico: Maria....... Mi Cuchifrito..... (Whispers to her) I'll see you later on tonight.....

JL nurse: Chico! Whenever my back is turned I see you talking to that hoity toity (?).........

Chico: You mean Hotsy Totsy JL? Are you jealous???

JL nurse: Who me? You must be kidding! With my hot body..........

Chico: "Looking Good" mi Pastel de la miel.....(Chico then remembered that Anita use to speak those words to him) Uh Uh I mean mi carinosa amor........

Mando: Oh Anita..... Let's go to my cabin huh? (Mando is all dreamy eyed)....

Louie: Issac! Give me 3 bourbons and make it snappy! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Hmm wrong thread Chica is for me Ed Brown Jr in this thread im Ed Brown Sr!!! Heh heh LOL

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ANITA: Dejame quedar contigo este noche, Mando.* (gives him a big wet kiss and follows him back to his cabin. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


*translation- Let me stay with you tonight, Mando

Player's note: Maria and Chico want to be left alone again tonight! Hasta manana a todos! (Until tomorrow, everybody!)

(mabel sees chico going into maria's cabin, so mabel sets off an alarm, the captain announces "Everyone please leave your cabin until further notified")

Mabel: (mabel throws her arms around chico)

Mabel: Oh Chico baby, I'M SO SCARED!

chico me ayuda im que necesita otra ayuda de la bebida

ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif Oh, that birdie legs is up to her old tricks again! Now she disturbs everyone! Mando, mi amor, you think you could accidently push her overboard or something. I don't like to be interupted while I am doing what we were doing! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Maria: (Grabs Mabel away from Chico and throws herself into his arms) Ay mi amor! Me protege (protect me)! (Shoots a look at Mabel and hisses) I saw what you did, piernas del pajaro (Bird Legs)!

Chico: Gals, Gals..... (Chico is laughing at all the attention). There's enough of me to go around... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: (Waking up and streching) Anita Mi amor........

Chico: Look gals - This Love boat cruise will be over tonight so let's have some fun. "Birdie" I mean Mabel honey go get me a strong shot of something...... (Chico winks at Maria) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif......

JL nurse: (JL realizes she made a boo boo telling Ed to kiss Chica) ED! I meant Shirley Shrift.... (You know Shelly Winters http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)

Shirley: ED My grandiost LOVE!!! I've been on the Love boat all week....... No one told me you were here! Let's go get a shot of something huh! (She takes him by the arm).

JL nurse: Be careful with Ed. He shouldn't be drinking. That's why he landed here in the first place.

Doc: (Eyeing JL) Now where were we? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

JL nurse: (Giving Doc a dirty look) Chico, Chico......... Where is he? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Rev. Beemis: I just got my suit back from the cleaners because everyone was pointing at my collar saying "ring around the collar, ring around the collar" (LOL)

Rev. Beemis: Captain, may I use one of the board rooms to hold one of my sermons here? We need to pray for a safe trip back home.

Sure Shirley lets make that drink a double!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Shirley: Oh ED! (She slaps him on the chest) You say the naughtiest things........

Chico: Shirley!!! I'm so glad you found Ed! He is really happy to see you. He really digs you. You know he told me he loved the way you looked the other day. He also said you looked scrumptious with that powder blue dress on! Looking good! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Shirley: You know Chico.... I'm crazy about Ed. He really knows how to light my fire! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Louie: Shirley.... You look nice with your green cocktail dress on. Ed! you lucky devil you........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Chico.... Where have you been? smooch, smooch... That Doc is fresh! I need a big strong man like you to take care of little ole bitty me!

Chico: Hey Issac! Drinks for everyone!

Louie: Now where is Roxy? She should be here.... Chico's buying! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: You're not going to spend another night with that hoochie Maria are you Chico? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Chico: No my little tortilla........ I only have eyes for you... (He gives JL a hug but, his eyes are looking for Maria or Mabel he really doesn't want another confrontation).

Captain Steuben: The Love boat is getting ready to dock. Please take all of your belongings..........

ANITA: I have all the belongings I need right here in my new mi pastel de la miel!, right Mando http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif(gives Mando a sweet kiss in front of Chico to make him jealous http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif )

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Maria: (carrying a suitcase, hands it to Chico) Here, mi amor, could you carry this for me, por favor? It would not be too heavy for such a strong young padrillo (stallion) as yourself! (Takes his other arm and leans her head on his shoulder as they walk) (to herself) Si, Chico has proven on this trip just how very strong he is, de veras (truly)!

JL nurse: (Running to Chico and grabbing his neck and giving him a big wet kiss)! Chico Here carry my bags! (She gives him 2 bags..... She pushes Maria out of the way.... Maria falls).

Chico: JL Why did you do that honey! You know I will always love you... There's no need to be jealous. (Chico helps Maria off the deck floor).

JL nurse: Well she just urks me Baby!!! That's all.. (She grabs Chico's arm and strolls him away from Maria. All the while kissing his cheeks).

Louie: I had a good time but, it's back to reading the garbabge for me.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: Anita - We had a wonderful time baby........ We we like one. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Captain Steuben: Be careful going down the gangplank http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Come back again! (He's waving to the people).

Doc: Yes come back again.... : (He looks at Chico with JL forlornly) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Shirley: Oh Ed! I'll see you back at the garage my little buttercup!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Maria: (standing up very unsteady) Gracias, Chico, mi amor! Doc, Doc, I think I sprained my ankle! (Curses JL under her breath in Spanish)

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Doc: Oh you need help? Come to my examination room! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Skid Row Roxy: Come back again? We didn't get nowhere(LOL) It's a good thing I came the El Cheapo way, they say you get what you pay for.(LOL) Isn't this the Love Boat? I didn't find no love on this boat.

(skid row roxy walks off the boat and heads back to the garage to her cardboard condo).

Everyone is back at the garage.......

Chico: Hey Ed! Mabel just delivered the mail. This envelope is addressed to me. It says the dating game. (Chico opens it up, the note says. Chico Rodriguez you have been selected as a contestant to play in the dating game. Report to the following address tomorrow at 12 noon). WaHOOOOO! Do you see that Ed? Me Chico a star**** (Chico is all dreamy eyed again).

ANITA: Well Della it's back to the old grind for us. I must say I learned a lot on that cruise. I will be hard to look at Chico right next door every day, knowing that I still love him, but now I have my Mando, who is also mi amor! (sigh) What's a girl to do? In love with 2 el hermoso caballeros. One right under my nose that I should forget and one far away who I need to remember. (sigh) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Mabel: (Mabel hears Chico five blocks away screaming and mentioning the Dating Game, so Mabel returns to the garage in a hurry).

Mabel: DATING GAME! Well I'm not worried, I know it's me you're gonna choose. I know you're not gonna choose any of those pesty girls. So your Mabel is gonna get all beautified for you but not that I need it. Well Ta Ta Chico, Ed, Skid Row Roxy, and Della.

Chico: (Singing) Just a gigolo... everywhere I go........

Chico is gonna be a star a huge star!!!

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Della: Well maybe Chico will invited me to be on the DATING GAME. Won't you Chico dear? If you want to continue getting free lunches from my lunch truck... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Player's note: Maria hasn't disappeared. She is still with Doc, who bandaged her ankle and then made advances to her. Maria was so upset by the whole pushing incident and watching Chico walk away with another woman that she took Doc up on the offer.

Chico: (I wonder how Maria is doing)? Anyway, (singing) I'm just a gigolo.... Everywhere I go.... Ed! I'm going to be a star *** right ED! Imagine me on Broadway ED! My name up in lights....... Chico de Sanchez de etc. (Chico turns around and looks at ED) Looking Good!!! Who will they pair me up with? Della? Mabel? The nurse? Maria? (Chico grabs him by the collar) Ed! Do you know?

Louie: (Walking in) Here's the pizza everybody.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Lets settle down. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Ed! Did you make the coffee? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: (Running to Louie) Louie, Louie, I'm going to be a STAR*** I'm going to be a STAR*** I'm going on the dating game!

Louie: What Chico? A star? Dating game? ED! forget the coffee. I need a drink.........

Mando: (Running into the garage) Chico, Chico, (He's all out of breath) I got, I got.

Chico: Spit it out man!

Mando: I"M GOING TO BE ON THE DATING GAME!!!!

Chico: What?

Mando: I'm going to be a star!*****

Chico: Yeah right Mando and I'm The Godfather!

Mando: Look, Look at my ticket!

Chico: (Chico looks at the ticket) YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON THE DATING GAME!!! (At that point Chico whips out his ticket from the back pocket of his jeans and shows it to Mando!) ME TOO! ME TOO!

Mando: Imagine us Chico "STARS!!*****"

Chico: You got it!

Louie: Hey fellas who made this mess on the garage floor? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Ees not my job!

Grab the booze and a slice!!! I like my pizza with extra anchovies and burbon.

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ANITA: Mando mi pastel de la miel, I thought I saw you run in here. (off handed to Chico) Oh, hi Chico. (puts her arms around Mando and gives him a big smoochy kiss) What brings you to my part of town? Are you here to see your mi amor? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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(De De will play the role of "Jim Lange" the host of "The Dating Game")(talking to the producers of the show)

Jim Lange: Are the sets ready guys? We are going to have a big show tomorrow, and make sure the grand prize trip to Puerto Rico is confirmed.

What game show here where???

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Stage Director: Good morning everyone, and welcome to The Dating Game. I'm the stage director, have a seat in the green room, and the secretary will take all of your names then the show will begin.

My name is Brown, Ed Brown.

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Secretary: Good Morning Mr. Brown, Please sign your name and pass the clip board to the next person

Good Morning to you as well your smile has brightened my day!!!

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JL nurse: My name is JL the nurse....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I'll just sign my itty bitty ole name here. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: My name is Chico and let me sign when you're done JL!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: My name is Mando! Let me sign after you Chico. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Maria saw the sign hanging on the garage--"Closed for Dating Game". She comes hobbling in on her bandaged ankle as fast as she can manage: Espera! Espera! (Wait! Wait!) Don't forget about me! Let me sign in too, por favor!

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ANITA: Don't forget me! I want to sign too! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
(I hope I get in the group that has my Mando!)

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Mabel: (Mabel is dressed in long black socks, a mini skirt, tank top, thick black shoes, and a rainbow colored hair bow and runs in the dating game's green room, steps over chairs, knocks over plants, pushes people out the way and snatches the clipboard and pen from Anita)

Mabel: Well I have been trying to tell you all along, you Anita girl, Chico is mine. That's nice of Mando to take Chico's reject. LOL

(Mabel sits down and wait)

Secretary: (looks at the clipboard at the last person that signed)

Secretary: Miss Mabel, you do not come in here snatching things from people, knocking over plants, and I need to speak to the producer, there's a chance that I may not allow you to go on.

Secretary: Is everyone here, the show will begin in one hour.

ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif (Mumbling to Mabel through clenched teeth) Usted dolor en el ..., cerebro de pájaro. That burro makes me see red!

(Aloud to Mabel with her nose in the air) For your information, Chico did not reject me, I rejected him. And I'll take you on any day of the week. (Starts to get in a fighting stance with Mabel but Chico and Mando come over to break it up. Mando is holding Anita back and Chico is holding Mabel. Mando whispers something in Spanish in Anita's ear, loud enough for Chico to hear as well.)

(to Mando) You are right, mi pastel de la miel, I don't want to get kicked out of here like I did on the ship just because of HER! It's so sweet of you to hope we get on the same panel, mi amor. Then WE could win the trip to Puerto Rico. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif (Mando holds his finger to his lips and ssh's Anita so she won't nix it!)

(Anita walks away from Chico and Mabel on Mando's arm and http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif at them.)

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Yes im here and wouldnt leave your side Ms Secretary

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Shirly: ED! I didn't sign that pad book! Where is the pen?

Chico: Singing... I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go. (He eyes the secretary and whistles)..... Mira Mami, Mira Mami)!!!

JL nurse: Oh Chico........ You're calling me? (She is fluttering her eyes at him).

Chico: Uh Uh... Si Mami...... (As he hugs the nurse he winks at the secretary).

Louie: I say Chico! I need to sign that padbook too! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: (Eyeing Anita) This is going to be some game.... I wonder who will be first?

Charo: Gif me that nut book! I want to be on de dating came!

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Secretary: The Producer is ready for the Chico set to start now.

Secretary: JL nurse, you are bachelorette #1
Maria, you are bachelorette #2
Mabel, I hate to say it but the producer gave you the okay to be on the show,so you are bachelorette #3
follow the producer, and then you will meet Mr. Lange.

Secretary: After the chico set is over we will start the Mando set.

(the secretary slips her phone number in chico's pocket)

Chico: Ah Ummmmmm (Whispering to the secretary... Looking Good! wink) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif.....

Charo: Hmmph! I thout I would be in the line up! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

JL nurse: Thinking (I just knew they were going to pick my beautiful self!!! I hope I win the date with Chico)!

Louie: Well Mando it's just you and me kid! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: I can't wait for my turn to get on the show! Where's the John? I need to go now!

Jim Lange: Good Morning contestants, Welcome to the show, ladies have a seat, Chico is backstage preparing four questions for each of you. So just relax. He will be out in just a moment.

Jim Lange: Let's bring out our first contestant, he is a young man from East L.A. that works as a mechanic for Ed Brown's Garage, he enjoys singing and playing the guitar, and with dreams of owning his own buisness someday. So here's Chico Rodriguez.

(Jim Lange shakes Chico's hand and Chico sits down)

Jim Lange: Bachelorette #1, can you say hello to Chico?
Bachelorette #2, can you say hello to Chico?
Bachelorette #3, can you say hello to Chico?

JL nurse: Hello Chico!!! (Her voice is singing)... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: HELL LO! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Maria: (in a low sexy voice) Hola, Chico mi amor!

Mabel: (Mabel imitates Marilyn Monroe)

Mabel: Bonjour Chico, Comment Vas-Tu? (Good Morning Chico, How are you?) okay Jim, let's move it along, so me and my sweet Chico can go Puerto Rico.

Jim Lange: All Right Chico, you may begin with your questions now.

LETS GO CHICO!!!

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Chico: Where would you take me on our first date? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: I would take you on a helicopter ride in New York City and we would just enjoy the sites... Then I'll take you to the Top of the Tower and have a great dinner. complete with champagne. Then I'll take you to my place - ahem............

Chico: (looks at Jim Lange) Ave Maria Purisima!!! Looking good!!!

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ANITA: (looking sadly at the monitor and wishing she was there to answer Chico's questions, but trying to hide it from Mando) Mando, bebe, let's go somewhere and be alone while we are waiting for our turn. I really don't want to watch, I want to participate! I hope they don't take too long and I have a chance to be up there with you! (Smooch!) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Jim Lange: All right, the same question for Bachelorette #2 and #3. Then Chico will ask question #2.

Maria: On our first date I would take you to the Los Angeles Museum of Art, especially to see all the classical nude paintings and statues!

Charo: Mandito Whos thes girl you holdin?

Mando: Ahem - This is Anita....... C'mon Anita lets's go and take a break.... (Mando runs out of the room).

Charo: Louie! Dun tell me Mandito is wit her? Wha about me? Huh! He's too bizy Coochie Coochie?

Louie: Ay uh...... Isn't the show great so far? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: (opens the door to see where Mando has gone).....

Shirley: Listen honey....... (She's chewing gum)......... Forget him.... There's lots of fish in the sea.

Charo: I'll feex his wagon! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Chico: Nude, Nude paintings! ( He breaks out in a sweat)! :eek http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif "Mira linda ven aqui"!!!

Maria: (out of camera range, under her breath) Quando quieres, bebe! (Whenever you want, baby!)

ANITA: (to Mando) I'm right behind you, bebe. (looks behind her as she exits the green room and sneers at Charo)

Mabel: On our first date we'll go to DisneyLand and see Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, and Goofy. I LOVE YOU CHICO.

Jim Lange: I'm sorry we are out of time, thank you ladies we only have time for one more round of questions, Chico ask each lady one last question and then I will ask you which bachelorette gets the lucky date with you.

Chico: Okay Jim! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Now ladies....... If we were stuck on an island What would you bring me?

JL nurse: Oh Chico!!! I'll bring you myself (She's fluttering her eyes) Because that's all you will need!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Ave Maria Purisima!!!!

Mando: Viva la Raza!

Charo: Vhere hav you bin you no good doggy?

Maria: (Shoots a look at JL) I would bring you not only myself--which is all you REALLY need, de veras (truly)--but also the Cristal champagne and the book of Shakespeare's sonnets that you loved so much back at home!

Mabel: I would bring you, me me me, and some pest control for those pesty girls so we can spray them if they try to follow us.

Jim Lange: Okay Chico, which one will it be, bachelorette #1, bachelorette #2, or bachelorette #3?

Chico: Sonnets? Pesky bug spray? Ay Dios mio!!

Mando: Speaking to the secretary...... Who's next my lovely lady? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: Chu see Louie. Hees fresh....... (Charo is spitting her words out)!

Chico: Ama, Ama, Ama............. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Chico: Jim! I'm going to pick bachelorette #3, I've always wanted to go to Disney Land!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: What??? Why that no good...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Mando: (cracking up) Ha Ha Ha Ha! Chico picked Mabel..... Wait till he sees who he picked! He's going to run.......

Charo: Chu no good Mando!

Louie: Awww Mando! Chico seems to like Mabel. He kissed her once you know. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Shelly: (Still chewing the gum) Secretary! Who's next?

Maria: Ay, Dios mio! Que pasa con mi amante hermoso? (Oh my God, what is happening with my handsome lover?)

ANITA: Well Chico is in for it now! Hey does that mean we're next Mando? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Chico: So when will I see my lovely #3 Jim? I can't wait........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Mando: HA HA HA HA HA!!! Chico I can't wait till you see Mabel! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: I'm going to wring Chico's neck! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Shirley: So who's next secretary? (Still chewing gum).

Mando: Am I next?

Louie: Is it me? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I want a date with Charo! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: Vill I be picked? I vant to play for Mandito!

Louie: AWWW Charo! I wanted you gal! I want to go to Puerto Rico and have you Coochie Cooching with me! Hey how about a pizza pie??? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: Mandito!! Ven aqui!! (Come here) Chu dun luv me anymor?

Mando: Ama, Ama, Amma........

ANITA: (throws up her hands) I CAN'T WIN!!! First Chico picks that birdie legs and now Charo is making a play for my new mi pastel de la miel!

(Taking Mandos head gently(?) into her hands and turning his face so she can look directly into his eyes) Please tell me, mi amor, that this hoochie coochie woman means nothing to you! I need to know before I have my heart broken again! *sniff* http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

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Mando: Amana, Amana, Ama.... She doesn't mean nothing Anita! She just always liked me! Let's just play the dating game and see what happens huh?

Charo: Vy that no good Mandito! I feex his boat!!

Jim Lange: Chico, before you meet your date, let me introduce the other ladies:

Bachelorette #1 her name is JL she's a nurse,
come out and say hello to Chico.

Bachelorette #2 her name is Maria and she is an accountant, come out and say hello to Chico.

(they come out to say hello and kisses chico)

Jim Lange: And now Chico for the moment you have been waiting for. Bachelorette #3 is a mail carrier, she enjoys Disneyland, and places mail where they belong. Her name is Mabel, Come on out Mabel and see your date.

Chico: AGH!!

Ave Maria Purisima!!

Ay Dios mio!

(He falls back and holds his heart similar to Fred Sanford). Ma Ma Mabel? It's you? (He looks at Jim Lange) Do I really have to go? WAH!!!!!

Mando: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it!

Charo: Ju no good Mandito!

ANITA: (to Mando) I believe you, mi pastel de la miel. (gives Mando a sweet sensuous kiss to remind him of what he has! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif)

(to the secretary) So who is up next!!

(to herself) I hope it's Mando and me http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif and not that Charo woman! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: Do I really have to go? Wah, Wah! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Charo: Hmmph! (I see thus 2 kissing in frrrront of me)! I hav to teech Mandito a gud lesson. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Shirley: Ed honey! Are we up next? This secretary is just staring at Chico!

Mabel: (Mabel holds onto Chico tight while kissing him on the cheeks)

Mabel: Oh my sweet Chico, (batting her eyes) I just knew it was me all along, and I wore this mini skirt just for you.(Chico's mouth is wide open, looking at Mabel's legs) I knew you loved my beautiful legs.

(Mabel kisses the show goodbye but Chico can't move)

Mabel: Don't worry Chico, It's okay to be stage fright.

(Finally they leave the stage and the secretary presents them with their tickets to Puerto Rico)

Secretary: Anita, Charo, and (De De will play woman #3 Janet)

Secretary: You three Ladies please follow the producer to the set and mr. Lange will greet you. but first.

Anita you are Bachelorette #1

Charo you are Bachelorette #2

Janet you are Bachelorette #3

Jim Lange: Bachelorette #1, please say hello to Mando.

Bachelorette #2, will you please say hello to Mando.

and Bachelorette #3, will you also say hello to Mando.

Charo: (Overstepping Anita), Hello Mandito oops..... Mando! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Mando: That voice! Which bachelorette is that Jim?

Louie: Oh if only Mando knew.... he has one hot coochie, coochie momma on that stage with him! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: I don't care who he has! Did you see who I have? I have Mabel going to Puerto Rico with me tonight! My suitcase is in the hotel room. I have to go pick it up because there's a limo waiting for us after Mando's game.... Did you see Mabel's knobby knees? Oh woe is me!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Shirley: (Chewing her wad of gum) Oh Chico dear! It's better than going all by your lonesome! Isn't it Louie?

Louie: Chico! What made you pick her? Was it her voice? What happened to you? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: I must've dozed off at the hot seat!

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Jim Lange: Mando that was Bachelorette #2

Bachelorette #1, I need you to say hello to Mando first.

then #2, it will be your turn to say hello.

#3, you will be last to say hello.

ANITA: Hola, Mando! (in her sweetest voice) Que Pasa? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif This is Bachelorette # 1

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif (glares at charo)

Charo: Mandito mi amore........ Purr.. Oow! Coochie cooc - oops.... (She gives Anita a dirty look then sticks out her tongue) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Janet: (in a deep voice like a man)
Hi ya big boy.

(Meanwhile, back at Maria's, she is packing her suitcase and trying not to cry.) Ay Chico, mi amor, I have to get away from Los Angeles for awhile--everything here reminds me of you, mi hombre muy hermoso (my very handsome man)! I will miss you while we are both away! I just hope I won't have to miss you forever!

Jim Lange: Thank you ladies, all right Mando, You may begin asking your questions.

Mando: Uh Okay Jim! ( He's thinking of bachlorette #3 - he heard the deep voice) What would you make me for dinner for our first date?

ANITA: This is Bachelorette #1 and I would make you a big plate of my world famous Chilli Rellenos and some chimichungas and for dessert I would make you my special Flan! *smacks her lips*

Jim Lange: Thank you Bachelorette #1, okay Bachelorette #2, same question for you.

Charo: I vould mak chu some pasteles de carne (?) rellenito con mucha mantequa..... and sum RRRRRice.......... and beans..... and sum chocolate covered ccherries so I can let chu smak your lips........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Look at that Louie! Mando has his 3 picks now. Hey who's bachelor #3? I don't recogonize him I mean her? HAHAHAHAHAHA......... Looking BAD!

Louie: C'mon Chico! Leave the poor boy alone. He's just wants to play the same games you play. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Are you telling me Louie that Mando wanted to be in the dating game because I was gonna be in it?

Louie: Of course my boy! He looks up to you........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Well I'll be.... Let's see who he's going to go to Puerto Rico with....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Janet: (in a deep voice like a man)

Janet: I gonna pop you in a big Hungry Man's dinner in the oven, and a big cold mug of beer, that's more time we have together sugar.

Jim Lange: (scrathcing his head looking at Bachelorette #3)

Jim Lange: Sorry time is up, we only have time for one more round of questions.

Mando: (Looking at Jim Lange in shock)!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif Uh Uh http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif My 2nd question is. If you had only $10.00 in your pocket. What would you buy me?

ANITA: OH, Mando, this is Bachelorette #1. You know I would buy you the world if I could, but with $10, I think I would buy gas for your car so we could take a long drive up the coast and find a nice secluded spot to park and then I could give you something worth more than $10!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Jim Lange: Bachelorette #2 same question for you.

Charo: I vuld buy Mandito Uh ummmm.... A box of chocolates so we can feed each otha! Hay! Coochie! Coochie!

Mando: (He's thinking Is that who I think it is)? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Janet: (in a deep man's voice)

Janet: I would buy you a ticket to a Hot wrestling match. You sweet thang you.

Jim Lange: Okay sorry but time is up so Mando, which one will it be?

Bachelorette #1?

Bachelorette #2?

or

Bachelorette #3?

Mando: I pick bachlorette #1........ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Well at least he picked somebody good!

Louie: Oh yeah Chico! Maybe I'll have a chance with Charo. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: Vy that no good Mandito! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

ANITA: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif(jumping up and down in her seat) OH, I can't believe it, mi pastel de la miel picked me, he picked me!! (tries very hard to control the urge to run right out there and hug and kiss Mando) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif to Charo

Meanwhile, at the airport...

Maria: Hmm, maybe I should change my ticket for Lake Tahoe to one for Puerto Rico?

Jim Lange: Let's bring out the ladies that you didn't select.

Jim Lange: Bachelorette #2 is a singer, a coochie coochie dancer, and speaks Spanish. Come on out Charo.

Jim Lange: Bachelorette #3 is a Body Builder, a mud wrestler, Coaches College Football, a part-time truck driver, and a Boxer. Come on out Janet, Miss Body Builder of the year.

Charo: Mandito you es skunk! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Meanwhile In Puerto Rico........

Chico: (Slathered in tanning lotion). Uh Mabel dear! Can you get me another beer........ (As Mabel leaves, Chico is checking out the scenery)..... Heh Heh.... Looking good! Ay Mami! Ven aqui.... (He's throwing kisses at every pretty girl he sees). Mami.... Ven Aqui.... Looking Good!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Mabel: (Mabel sees Chico looking at another girl, Mabel quickly grabs somebody's beer and runs over to Chico. Mabel throws the beer on the girl) Oh dear, clumsy me. You better go and take care of that.

Mabel: I knew you loved my 2 piece swimsuit Chico.

Chico: Uh yeah Mabel! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif (While Chico is on his stomach he sees a hot babe coming over to him in a black bikini and sunglasses).

JL nurse: (Batting her eyes) Chico my sweet........ Dump Mabel and lets get together. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/cool.gif

Chico: "YOU GOT IT"!!!

(Maria arrives on the beach in a very skimpy pale blue bikini just as all of this is taking place): Hola, Chico, mi amor, estoy aqui! (Hello, Chico my love, I am here!)

Mabel: (Mabel thinks to herself: What are all these pesty girls doing here).

Mabel: Oh medical student nurse, there's a little oh boy on the other side, he cut his poor little feet on some broken glass. They're calling for a nurse, I thought I'll call you. So you better go and see about that poor little boy. (Mabel thinks to herself: One down and one to go)

JL murse: (Muttering to herself) ^*^*$$% **&^%$$!!! (She goes to help the hapless boy).

Chico: "HEL LO"!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Sit down beside me! Where have you been all my life MAMI! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Mabel - Go get my guest here something to drink................

Maria: Oh, Chico, muchas gracias! I would love to join you! (Sits down beside him and puts her arms around his neck, giving him a big kiss on the cheek, then says to Mabel--without taking her eyes off Chico, who is also staring at her) Si, piernes del pajaro (bird legs), I would love a Cuba libre, por favor!

JL nurse: (Rushing over to Chico) What are you doing here with my man? Take your slimy hands off him! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: (sweating) Now girls behave yourselves....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: I'm not going to behave Chico! This gal is always sneaking up on you! I'll fix her wagon! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Chico: (Holding the 2 gals back with his arms extended) Mabel! I need help!

Mabel: Let's not waste our time with these pesty girls, it's time to pack and go home.

(the trip is over and everyone is back at home)

Mabel: mail call, mail call
Good morning my sweet Chico, the trip would have been better if those little pesty girls were not there.

Mabel: A pest here, a pest there, everywhere is a pest, pest, pest. Della When is the picnic?
I have to go and buy some more pesty girls spray.

ANITA: Mando, mi pastel de la miel, I really enjoyed our trip, but it was too short http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I'm glad we were able to go, but I wish you weren't so preoccupied with laughing at Chico's woes. Maybe you could take me on a picnic and we could relive some of the sweeter moments of our trip. I especially liked those backrubs you gave me when you put my suntan lotion on! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Mmmm! I could fix some of those tamales you like so much! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Della: Picnic is whenever you folks want it...

JL nurse: Oh Chico! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I have "OUR" picnic basket here. Do you have our bottle of vino?

Chico: Uh yes my darling http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif....

Mando: Anita! Let's get ready to RUMBA!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

They go to the Los Angeles park for their picnic (?)

JL nurse: Here my sweet little Chico! Sit down here next to the nursy wursy. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: You got it!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Hi,

I am stuck I would really love to participate in this but does anybody have any suggestions who I could be http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mabel: Della I can't wait to eat your food. The ribs, chicken, hot dogs, hamburgers, sausages, polish sausages, and steaks. But I do have to watch my beautiful figure for my sweet Chico. I know those pesty girls are just jealous.

Skid Row Roxy: (coming in from work)

Skid Row Roxy: Hey Ed and Della, I'm ready to chow down with some good ole' eating. Just make sure you're stocked up with something strong to wash it down with. I can help out with the Barbequing, I'll just throw some ripple in it.

ANITA: Della, you need any help with the food? Mando went off to play ball with Chico, Ed and Louie. I don't want to watch and drool like some of the others I know are going to do, so let me help you. At least now I can relax and not have to watch my man every minute. Since we got back from Puerto Rico, Mando has eyes only for ME! I think he might be thinking of a ring soon! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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JL Nurse: Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah "Go Chico Go"......... You got it! You got it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Louie: Ain't it a great day for a picnic Chico! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Oh YEAH!!! The hot mami's are here and they are Looking Good!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: Chico Did you see how fine my Anita is? She is a beauty huh?

Chico: Anita use to be mine Mando!!!!

Mando: Not any more..........

Chico: I bet I can give her a wink and she'll be crawling back to me. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mando: Well let's see about that! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Louie: Hey Chico....... Give a wink to Charo for me will ya? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chico: Mira Mami A NITA!!! Ven aqui Mami...... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (Chico is calling Anita and he gave her a wink).

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Della: Yes, I can use all the help I can get with the food. Chico you better eat up hon or you'll become all skin & bones!

ANITA: Oh, Della! Is that Chico winking at me? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif I don't want to look. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif I'm true to my Mando, but I need to tell you, cause you are my best friend, that Chico has a way about him that still sends me. If I'm not careful I could loose my Mandito. I can't help it. I wish Chico wasn't so cute. OOOOhhh I can't look! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif What am I going to do! Ai yi yi!
(calls to Mando) Mando, mi pasta de la miel, your Anita needs you, bebe! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Chico: (Running over to Anita and putting his hand around her waist) Mira Mami.... What! You don't want me anymore my little HOT tamale......... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: (Let's see what my Anita wil do)???

Louie: Oh don't worry Mando. There are so many fish in the sea. Hey there's that FINE looking Della! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

ANITA: (squirming a little over Chico's arm around her waist) Oh, Chico, I don't think you really mean that any more. You have so many chiquitas adoring you now. (sees Mando eyeing her and tries to resist Chico's attempt to kiss her) Oh, Chico, don't, mi amor,...er I mean.. please! I belong to another now. You could have had me when you had the chance, but now. (she slaps Chico on the face and looks at the hurt and surprised look on his face, puts her hands over her mouth,and runs to Mando and cries on his shoulder) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif
I didn't mean to slap him.... Oh Mando, I'm so sorry I slapped Chico. Why do you guy do this to us? Put us to the test like this?

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OK DEE DEE I"LL BE YOUR DRINKING BUDDY http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Chico: (Still stunned from the slap)! Pero Mami!!! You hit me! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

Mando: There, There Anita my love. Cry on my shoulder....

JL nurse: (Running over to Chico) What happened Chico? Do you need mouth to mouth resucitation? (JL kisses Chico).

Chico: (squirming and looking at Anita with Mando).... JL! JL! Let's go to our blanket and get better acquainted... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Louie: That slap made you WAKE UP CHICO!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

ANITA: (looking at Chico and JLnurse walk away arm in arm.) Ah, mi Dios, what have I done! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif
(steps back from Mando) Mandito, see what you have caused me to do, putting my loyality to you to the test! I have hit my poor Chico and he has run off in the arms of another.... I mean.... oh you both have me so confused! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif Do you really care for me Mando, or are you toying with my affections like Chico did? I cannot... I will not... oh, I don't know any more. (runs off to be by herself, crying and making a scene) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif
(Everyone stares after her in silence)

Mando: Woman! Who can understand them. First they love you, then they hate you....... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Chico: Ave Maria Purisima JL! Did you see that chick slap me? What's gotten into her???

JL nurse: There, There my precious Chico.... JL nursey is here to take care of your lil. ole boo boo........

Louie: (Laughing at the slap) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Chico! You've got to learn to leave the ladies alone.... Now take Charo.... She is my cup of tea!

Charo: Louie! Chu here! Where is efreybody?

Chico: Where is that twister game? Let's get wrapped up in it..........

ANITA: (comes back over to talk to Della when she sees that everyone else went off to play twister) Della, I'm sorry I made such a scene. I think I'm going to need some time off from work. I'm going to go home to visit my family. I had hoped that after our trip to Puerto Rico, Mando was getting ready to propose to me, but after what he and Chico put me through today, I don't know if Mando really loves me anymore. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I think I need some time away from him to get my feelings straight. I hope being away from him will help him to realize what he is missing, but if he is like Chico, I fear he will find someone else, too. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif Maybe I shouldn't try to get too serious with these guys. Maybe that has been my mistake! I guess that is why I need time off, to decide if I'm just going to have fun with these guys or move on and find some one to settle down with! Gracias, mi amiga (gives Della a hug) for being a good boss and a good friend who listens! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif We girls need to stick together! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Della:

No problem. Have a great trip. I may get VA VA VA Voom to fill in for you while you're gone... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Chico: Left foot red! Awright....

Mando: (Rushing over to a pretzel shape Chico) Chico! What did you say to my girl huh? She ran away! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Chico: (Falling down and sitting on the mat) Mando! What's wrong with you huh? She's just another female. A dime a dozen! What's with you? Are you en LOVE???? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Mando: (Laughing) No uh No amigo! Keep on twisting! (He walks away still searching for Anita). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Chico: Right foot blue..... Looking Good!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: Right hand yellow.... Her face is facing Chico.... Looking Oh so good........ (She looks all dreamy eyed)...

Louie: Right foot blue...... Aw Cmon Chico my back is hurting........

Charo: Left hand green....... AY YAI YAI Chico..... Que delicioso tu estas.... (How delicious you look) Wink.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mabel: (loading her mail truck with food)

Mabel: Della, Do I need to load up any more food for the picnic?

Mabel: I made sure I loaded my truck with Pest Control spray for those pesty girls to keep them away from my sweet Chico.

Maria is sitting under a tree, drowning her sorrows in cubalibres (she got started on them in Puerto Rico and now she can't stop). She goes over and kicks JL when she is bent over during the Twister game.

Skid Row Roxy: Wo! Griffith Park, this place is huge. Ed, keep an eye on our dranks, I am waiting for Mabel to bring the food. I am ready to get my grub on.

Skid Row Roxy: there go sweet little medical nurse, come on over here and talk to me until the food gets here.

Sure i will keep an eye on your drinks. More booze for me. There drinks wont be here when they get back and neither will i!!! [Evil Grin]

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

Hi everyone!

Sorry i'm late, I locked my keys in my car again and I had to get the auto club to unlock my door. Here's more Ice Bourbon Tea and reg. Ice tea. I also made more salad.

Where's Chico? I haven't seen him since I got in town?

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Epstein: I refuse to speak on the grounds it may incinerate me.

Chico: It's not my job.
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Maria: Ah, ahora es mi chance! (Now's my chance!)

She goes looking for Chico but runs into Mando instead:

Hola, Mando, donde esta Anita? (Where is Anita?)

Kate Miranda: Who made these burgers? They're delicious!

Hey Chico! (hugs him) it's so good to see you again, My parents say Hi.

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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Chico: (All puckered out from playing twister) Hi little Kate Miranda! I haven't seen you since you were nay high! (He's measuring with his hand her height)... Where is that JL? I want her to bring me a drink! I'm pooped.......

Mando: Maria Mi Pearla!!! (My Pearl) Where have you been? Have you been hiding somewhere? Anita left me Maria.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I'm all alone.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Charo: Chu es not alone chu liar! I'im here!!! (She's spitting as she talks) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

JL nurse: Roxy! Did you see who knocked me to the ground? Someone stuck their foot out at me!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Louie: Della dearest..... these burgers sure do taste marvelous! Oh what a happy day.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Skid Row Roxy: No sweet little medical nurse,
I did not see who tripped you, I was looking for Mabel to bring the rest of the food, you know how all of those girls act when it comes to Chico. Especially that nut Mabel.

Maria: (to Mando, angrily) Where have I been? Where have I been? Stuck in the airport in Puerto Rico, stuck at LAX, over there under that tree, all the time up to mis ojos (my eyes) in cubalibres and memories of Chico!

(she calms down and starts flirting) But enough about me--what happened with you and Anita, pobrecito? (poor little thing)

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Mando: My Anita left me.... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I feel like my heart has been taken out. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Chico: Thank you JL for the Rum and coke... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (Chico drinks it thirstily)... JL Do they have Lemonade? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JL nurse: I'll see my love!

Charo: GRRR....... Mandito always has sumbody with heem! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif

Louie: My My Charo....... You sure looked HOT today!!!

Charo: Chu are a married man Chu!!!

Louie: I may be married but, I'm not dead!

Maria: Ay, Mando, que lastima (what a shame)! (she notices Chico drinking the cubalibre and says to herself) I know I make better cubalibres than that JL nurse person! Chico should be with me! (She remembers Mando is looking to be comforted and puts her arms around him) Here, pobrecito, I will take care of you!

Kate: Yeah it's been a long time. I'm out here for the summer until the end of August, when I start college. Man, Chico you grew up nice.

I'll talk to you later, We have alot of catching up to do. I'm gonna go play twister. C'mon Louie, play a round.



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Skid Row Roxy: Hey Louie, I heard what you just said, so you are married, you wait I'm going to GET you for that.

(skid row is crying over louie)

Skid Row Roxy: Oh, sweet little medical nurse I thought Louie loved me. Oh, my heart is hurting over that man.

(skid row is singing "Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart" by the Supremes.

JL nurse: Don't worry Roxy..... these men are varments sometimes!!!

Chico: HE LLO!!! Speak for yourself. I happen to be a man of substance.... Class... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: HA! Chico Chu are a bad boy!!!

Chico: So you wanna show me how to be a good boy???? wink http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Mando: Maria.... Please get me a drink. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif (Mando starts to sing to a West side story tune) Anita I just met a girl name Anita!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Louie: I'll go play twister. Left hand "ouch" I mean Red! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Kate Miranda: Watch the hands Louis. Ouch, I shoulda stretched before i played this game, I think I pulled a muscle.

Louie: Yeah mine, It's a good thing the Mrs. didn't see you do that, she'd have you for breakfast, lunch, dinner and still have leftovers.

Kate: Oh, okay, i'll try to control myself
::chuckles:: Right hand blue.




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Mabel: (driving 110 mph to the park with a load of food)

Mabel: ( Mabel arrives) All right, Mando, Louie, Ed, Charo, Skid Row Roxy, you medical student nurse, you Liz girl, and you Maria girl UNLOAD the TRUCK!, so we can all eat.

Mabel: Hi my sweet Chico, I know you missed me. I got here as fast as I could, the truck only goes 110 mph.

Rev. Bemis: (arriving at the park in the Church bus with the Congregation)

Rev. Bemis: Ah! What a beautiful day for a picnic. I was praying for a day like this, where everyone could gather around and enjoy themselves. One my sermons went like this.......

(everyone walks away from the Rev. as he talks)

Rev. Bemis: Wasn't that a wonderful sermon, everyone has left to go and blessed the food. What good people they are.

The role of Tomas will be played by De De)

Tomas: ( parks his car and walks over to Chico with a lady named Heather)

Tomas: hey hey Chico, thanks man for inviting to the picnic. I want you to meet Heather, isn't she looking good?

Maria: (Bringing Mando a cubalibre, hears him singing about Anita) Mando! The song is about Maria, not Anita! (Throws the drink in Mando's face and stomps off, muttering to herself) And Chico sang it much better than you ever could!

Chico: Tomas my buddy! Where have you been hiding her? (Chico is salivating) Would you like to accompany me for a turkey sandwich my sweet? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Charo: Chu see Chu are a scondrol Chico!!!

Mando: Oh Maria!!! Don't get mad at me... come back here...... (Mando throws himself on the grass pleading and looking pitiful). http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

Charo: Chu es deesgusting Mando! Chu look like an EDIOT!!

Mando: Crying.... (Making a fool of himself he's drunk).

JL nurse: Roxy! Now's your chance! go to Mando and help his drunk self out!

Maria: (watching Mando acting foolish and JL running to him) Those two deserve each other! If they get together and I move quickly now, maybe I can get Chico back!

Tomas: Chico, which one is the nurse you were telling me about? I can't wait to meet her as much as you talk about her.

Kate Miranda: Chico who is this handsome fine man ::looking at Tomas, attempting a
Southern accent:: Is it hot out here or is
it me?

Louie: I thought you said you had a boyfriend in New York.

Kate: Who? Oh him, yeah uh Manny, yeah I forgot. ::still talking like Scarlett O'Hara::



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

(Mabel yanks Chico)

Mabel: Come on my sweet Chico, LET'S PLAY SOFTBALL! I'll be the pitcher (thinking to herself: all those pesty girls will be knocked to the ground with my flying ball, hee hee)

Mabel: Come on Mando, Louie, Tomas, Ed,Della,Charo and Kate. And of course you pesty girls. (Mabel has a BIG smile on her face)

Oh hello Mabel how are you doing today???

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Kate: <putting down glass of ice tea> Oh great http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif coming! I wanna be the umpire!

Louie: You can't be an umpire, you're a girl.
I ain't never heard of no girl umpire in softball! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

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Mabel: (Mabel is pitching the ball)

Mabel: all right, which one of you pesty girls are up?

Mabel: hey Skid Row Roxy,keep an eye on my sweet Chico while I give these pesty girls a run for their money.

Della:

Chico don't sleep during the Revs sermons, he might see you. & That goes for you too Ed Brown! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif



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Mabel: (Mabel hears someone yell out, more food is ready, Mabel dashes off from the softball game and piles her plate)

Mabel: Mmm Mmm, this potatoe salad, macaroni salad, spaghetti, polish sausages, barbeque chicken, and barbeque ribs is good Della.

Chico- Della the food is delicious and Rev Bemis i wont be sleeping this week i want to pray with this new girl who is coming to the church now.

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Ed Brown- Hey Chico get out here!!!

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

Chico- Yes Ed what can i do for you.

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

Ed- Ah can u do me a favor and get me some food and booze please??

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Maria: (overhearing Chico talk about a new girl to Rev. Bemis) Oh Mando, lo siento mucho (I am very sorry)! (Pulls him down to sit beside her and throws herself at him, kissing him)

Kate: I'll get you some food and booze Mr. Brown. watch this, I used to be a waitress at the local teen hangout in New York.
(picks up plate and bourbon tea, does waitress thing, trips over her feet, does a tumble and drops the food and booze on the ground) Owww! my ankle...



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Epstein: Once I connect the dots, that's that.

Chico: Clean Clean Clean! ::jumping up and down::
Ed Brown: Ed Brown's Garage, home of the dirty mural.
Louie: Stick out your can, Here comes the Garbarge man!

Ed- Quick Chico get the mop and bucket she just spilled good booze. I need to mop it all up and put it in the bucket before it evaporates.

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Chico- Ed your crazy you cant drink that booze. I will mop it up but i will get you another bottle that hasnt been on the floor.

Hey Rev Bemis do you think i could get a seat next to that new girl in your church.

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!