So, Jerome, I did a little snooping around for you.

Pudding skin singles

Lanie

I see a grotesque sexually depraved Miscreant

Nose job

Olympia Dukakis

No pineapple. Just cherry, lemon and tutti-frutti.

Of course sodomy is a prerequisite

Rochelle, Rochelle: The Musical

Seven

Tatiana

Understand - Seinfeld does not understand!!

V

Very pious

You won't believe this, but as I'm leaving, she calls me Susie.

Is there any Tampax in your house?"

Yada Yada

I stink , you stink. It's show bizz. everybody stinks.

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!

Box of raisinets

Call - Seinfeld wants to make a call.... He picks up amd just dials anything (384-8493) He is surprised what he gets!!

D

Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?

Eduardo Carochio

Keep fighting matey!

Georgie Boy

Hates - Seinfeld hates mean people!

I

he's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo

So I just froze, you know.

I never met a man who knew so much about nothing

You drove right into that squirrel.

His father was a Mudder his Mother was a Mudder

Nice sidle, huh?

WHO,,,WHO, dosen't want to wear the ribbon?

She's the performance artist, right?

Look at him he's grotesque

Rat hat

Bert Harbinson

Doctor, is the squirrel going to live?

I enjoy Understanding

Very - Seinfeld is very tired today!

W

Will put everything on hooks

Xavior - Xavior came over and started bothering everyone in Seinfelds house!!

Y

You're a back-up,

Pez

There's a lot of people to mock..

Yeah, watch this baby slide.

A lot of people consider me small and pretentious

Hate the Drake

To be out, this is out!

Feels - Seindfeld feels happy :)

G

Here, touch Golden Boy

Happy - Seinfeld is not happy :(

I

It's the Drake

No puffs. Just flakes.

This cantaloupe stinks.

Loving - Seinfeld is loving :)

M

"Son of a bang! Son of a boom!"

Nose job

Oh I'm full of it father

Pause - Seinfeld wants everyone to pause!!!

Q

Oh you'r the boyfriend...Here for a Quickie?

Radio - Seinfeld turned on his radio and heard stuff he didnt like!!

S

STELLA!!!!

Tough - Stella was tough with Seinfeld yesterday and she feels bad about it..

U

I zipped up

Vanessa

Well, that's because you're an idiot

Sex in a tub never works.

Garry Seinfield! I saw him on the Tonight Show.

Pez

There's a lot of people to mock..

This is brutal.

This Cantaloupe stinks

I don't understand. You never talk to her about other women?

Oh, you don't recall?

Found - Seinfeld found money!!

G

It's Gandhi

Heather Campbell

Same thing happened to The Blob.

Jokes - Seinfeld doesnt like Jokes being told!

K

Will put everything on hooks

Have you totally blocked out the entire time we were a couple?

The Monkey started it

So how come nothing materialized there?

Imagine, spelling "Mom" with two O's...

It was a great performance. I am unbelievable on the phone.

You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.

Rest - Seinfeld needs rest!!

S

Same thing happened to The Blob

The Switch

Oh I'm full of it father

Violin - Seinfeld played his violin :)

W

Do they have a castle at Windsor?

Sex in a tub never works.

Do they have a castle at Windsor?

Pez

An ostrich burger.

You never called me back. Oh, the phone broke.

Do they have a Castle at Windsor?

Dinky Donuts

To be out this is out

Frogger

Garry Seinfield! I saw him on the Tonight Show.

"half-pig, half-man" mutant

The "Scarsdale Surprise

Jimmy - Jimmy came by to see Seinfeld and they got in a big fight... Jimmy started crying and went home...

K

You little phony. You know exactly who I am.

Likes - Seinfeld likes it when his favourite show is on...

M

There's a lot of people to Mock..

Norman Brenner

An Ostrich burger.

The New York Public Library says that I took out Tropic of Cancer in 1971 and never returned it.

You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.

Let me speak with the head librarian. It's absurd.

Seven

Tatiana

The "Scarsdale Surprise

I was wondering if it would be possible if you could deliver the old couch to my apartment?

Who figures and immigrant's gonna have a pony?

Ex-Girlfriend

Yeah, but that doesn't make up for killing her.

Never said goodbye. Never apologized. Nothing.

An ostrich burger.

Pardon me for setting you up with a beautiful, intelligent woman.

My Cubans!

Dumb - Seinfeld feels dumb after the call he got!!

E

Entenmann's at the end of the aisle

Five hundred? Did you pay 500 for this?

Garry Seinfield! I saw him on the Tonight Show.

Happy - Seinfeld is happy dues,he won the lottery!! ($1000)

I

From what I understand, she even had a pony.

Jack - Jack went to see Seinfeld and had a good time!

K

Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!

Mango

No but there's karma Krame

Mrs. Oliver

I don't know what your Parents did to you

Queen of her castle

Box of Raisinets

Susan

They call him a Cleaner. He makes problems go away.

Umbrella Twirl

It's the Virgin

She's pushing for this whole relationship thing.

You little phony. You know exactly who I am.

Yell - Seinfeld told everyone not to yell!!

Z

Enzo Maganero

Annoying - Seinfeld is being Annoying today!!

B

Pendant, those Bastards

Cares - Seinfeld cares due,really he does!!

D

Dinky Donuts

This cantaloupe stinks.

Frogger

Re-Gifter

Happy - Seinfeld is happy :)

I

I moussed up.

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

Barney's has skinny mirrors

Label maker

I wanna tell you a secret about my bra.

Noise - Seinfeld doesnt like noise!!

O

Our little shrimpy friend,

Pez

How Quayle looked when Benson gave him that Kennedy line?

Just throw my bras out of the way.

I kinda sleep around.

This was fun, you know?

and you'll always be a loser.

I've got Super Bowl fever.

Just make love to that wall pervert!

Xacto Knife

There's nothing funny about that

Pez

There's a lot of people to mock..

Now, give me a big hug.

Well, it's like the Capulets and the Montagues

Dinky Donuts

I don't want to run into Doctor Tongue.

So they're flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso.

John Germaine

Helen Seinfeld

It's the Maestro

Siege mentality, Jerry. They want me out of here.

I kinda sleep around.

Likes - Seinfeld likes peace!!

M

The Christmas tree seems to inspire a love-hate relationship.

tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!

On Prancer. On Dasher. On Donna.

Just make love to that wall Pervert!

Quick!! -- Quick Seinfeld wants his food!!

R

On, Rusty!

We don't want some jerk sitting in front of us.

There's no Rubber Man.

How about if the book came with these little foldout legs...

He left with Marla the Virgin?

Is that the waitress from the club?

Fugitive sex!

Yada Yada

I stink , you stink. It's show bizz. everybody stinks.

Annoyed - Seinfeld doesnt like being annoyed!

B

Elaine, who catered this, Sears?

Drake's Coffee Cake

EASY - Lets go easy on Seinfeld guys,he is sad!!

F

Our little shrimpy friend, George Costanza

George

He's a boy in a bubble,.. Boy,!

I feel like an out-of-work porn star.

Just make love to that wall pervert!

New York

Oh I'm full of it father

Mr. Pitt

Make us laugh clown

Offended - Be careful kartguy,Seinfeld gets offended easily!

P

You see, you're not normal I love you, but you're a Pod.

Quone's not a word.

Yeah, I wanna get into a Rumble.

When you're sitting in coach they always have the stewardess close that stupid curtain, you know?

There's no Rubber Man.

And if you think you can build yourself up by knocking other people down, good luck!

He left with Marla the virgin.

Why don't I get you a pillow.

I zipped up

All right, ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Mr. Jerry Seinfeld.

I told her I am in reality Batman

Come on, one more bet. Double or nothing, huh?

“Don’t Boss me….this is why you’re goin to Hell!

Enjoy - Seinfeld doesnt enjoy this!!

F

I'm pro foot

Gross - Seinfeld doenst like Gross things!

H

I'm going to help somebody damn it

I've become George.

just make love to that wall pervert!

K-Man

Well this I take to the grave

Mulva

Master of the house, keeper of the inn

Gonorrhea

You see, you're not normal I love you, but you're a pod.

Quick - Quick get out of the bathroom,Seinfeld has to go #2 bad!!

R

Yeah, I wanna get into a Rumble.

Susan

The "Scarsdale Surprise

Understood - Seinfeld asked if he was understood!!

V

Nibble on a love newton

White discoloration

You little phony. You know exactly who I am.

Do medical schools actually do this?

Did Ghandi get this crazy?

ASSMAN

I told her I am in reality Batma

Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice.