Which one is supposed to be the funny one?

Eerie - Seinfeld hears an eerie sound!!

F

I've been looking for a better place.

Give - Please give all your money to Seinfeld :)

H

I’m not one going to he’ll!

Is - Is Seinfeld ready for dinner??

J

Just make love to that wall pervert!

Karl Farbman

La puerta esta abierta

You sucked on these and then put them on the plate?

In fact let's toast to toast

Don't you see what this is? It's a doodle.

My shoes. You packed my shoes.

Queen of her castle

Well, that's because you're an idiot

Big Salad

Talk - Seinfeld does talk alot!

U

Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts

Very - Seinfeld is very mad!

W

Which one is supposed to be the funny one?

Xcruciating minutia of everyday life

Xcruciating minutia of everyday life Good One LMAO

You are a Pod!

Pez

Well it's not like just spotting a toppee

Bob Odenkirk

Thomas Carlisle, 1864.

Drink - Seinfeld likes to drink soda :)

E

I think it moved.

Frogger

I'll sleep standing up. I'll be fine.

I'll have the turkey club without the bacon.

I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit.

Jerome with the tax problem

Yeah, I wanted to talk about how we have nothing to talk about

Loves - Seinfeld loves it when someone turns on his TV and his show is on!!

M

Hey, it's the K-man

All right, fine. Get the soup.

Bell's Palsy.

Quick - Quick lets help Seinfeld!!

R

I told her I am in reality Batman

Sue Ellen Mischke

Thomas Carlisle, 1864.

Umbrella Twirl

We made love on the floor like two animals.

Best swordfish in the city.

I don't like the term 'grease monkey.' I've never seen a monkey fix cars.

I had a hot dog earlier. I'm not that hungry.

Oh you're afraid he might look like Zippy the pinhead

It's like I'm talking to my aunt Sylvia here.

Bell's Palsy.

Cedric

Doctor Tongue.

Easily - Seinfeld is easily annoyed

F

I'm scared of Elaine

Oh, my God, Lorraine.

Shut up, you old bag!

Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table.

Just make love to that wall pervert!

Hey. What stinks in here?

la puerta esta abierta

Mr. Cohen, very nice man.

He's deranged, maybe he's got rabies.

Once I tried to bribe an usher at the Roller Derby.

Got that, kewpie-doll?

Queen of her castle

On, Rusty!

Big Salad

Thomas Carlisle, 1864.

Uncle Moe

the Van Wyck,

Welcome - Seinfeld heard the doorbell so we went to welcome them! (It was the furnace repair guy)

X\Y

The Detox Poncho

Yada Yada

Bazooka Joe.

Is this a jacket to wear to an anniversary party?

How Quayle looked when Benson gave him that Kennedy line?

Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?

Drunk - Seinfeld doesnt like getting drunk!

E

Hey, I love good caper.

Frogger

IQ tests are totally bogus.

How much does the healer charge?

I'm pro foot

I'm excited about this, Jerry.

You know they're fake

Yeah, but you got a whole pile here. Look at this, 1987.

There's lots of people to mock

She gave me the finger.

Babu: Quiet!! You shut up!

Please - Please dont make Seinfeld mad!!

Q

IQ tests are totally bogus.

Redo - Seinfeld was mad <<>> he had to redo the painting...Someone really me$$ed it up and he wasnt happy!

S

There's something insincere about greeting cards.

Our little shrimpy friend, George Costanza

Universal - Seinfeld saw a UNIVERSAL sticker on his appliance which made him happy..

V

Pity is Very underrated.

White discoloration

Marxism, the Worker's Revolution,

All that blubber. lt's quite unhealthy.

Bazooka Joe.

After - After work Seinfeld wants to goto sleep!!

B

Three Buddies sitting around chewing gum

Castle Rock Entertainment

Sometimes it needs air

Elaine

There's lots of people to mock

And the grocery bag goes flying and Woody starts laughing.

Babu: Quiet!! You shut up!

Is - Is Seinfeld home?


J

Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts.

Killing - Boy Seinfeld is making a killing today!!!!

L

Ladadeeda, Laadadeeda.

You make money without doing anything.

The big toe; The captain.

What's with the gloves?

They're Plyometric

Queen of her castle

Sometimes it needs air

You bought me dishwashing gloves.

. But where are people? You see people?

You can't even commit adultery unless you already have a commitment.

Hey, I love a good caper.

Wait - You better wait until Seinfeld is done!!

X\Y

Box of Raisinets

Yev Kassem

There's nothing funny about that

Bozo the clown

Honey, aren't we going to the Poconos next Friday?

You got butchered.

Eggs are eggs.

Never go against the family Elaine

Give - Please give that to Seinfeld!

H

People think I'm a mental patient.

I = I really think Seinfeld is gonna lash out.... Be careful dues!!

J

Joseph Puglia.

K-man Kramer

I'm on L-Dopa.

Muffin tops

I've never had a job.

Owen March

Pity is very underrated.

Quiet - Everyone be quiet,Seinfeld just turned on the TV and saw one of his episodes!!

HE IS GLUED TO THE TV!!!!!!

R

On, Rusty!

Siena

Shut up, you old bag!

Umbrella twirl

Very - Seinfeld told me he is very upset with Stevie but he wont tell me why! (I told him Stevie edited the truth from my reply so maybe thats why he is mad,I dunno)

W

It's a vile Weed

Sex in a tub never works.

You got sorbitant sesquioliate?

Bizarro Jerry

Seinfeldia

Bryan Cranston

Casus belli

Draw - Seinfeld like to Draw :)

E

Who thinks you're smart?

Frogger

You got sorbitant sesquioliate?

Helen

I've been looking for a better place

Joking - Calm down guys,Seinfeld was only Joking!

K

Kissing is sex

Look - Look I told ya dues,Seinfeld jokes alot. Dont let him get to ya!!

M

What is Papie-ay Mach-ay?

Nice - Seinfeld likes being nice to others :)

O

Oinks from the pig-man

Pigs - Seinfeld went to visit his pigs :)

Q

a lot of questions about hunting and testicles.

Rage - Wow Seinfeld is mad today,he has alot of Rage!!

S

Shut up, you old bag!

Talk - Seinfeld likes to talk!!

U

Kramer's mysterious seizures

That Voice is tattooed in my brain

That's why I've never been in a long-term relationship. I never had a good meeting story.

What's an extremity?

She took no responsibility for mutilating the property of a stranger and then she sped off like a criminal.

Bazooka Joe

Cares - Seinfeld Cares alot guys!!

D

Anyway, it's funny.

The Big toe; The captain.

Careful - Careful please,dont make Seinfeld mad!!!

D

Got that, kewpie-Doll?

Easy - Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy dues,Seinfeld has been crying all night!

F

There's lots of people to mock

Give - Please give a present to Seinfeld!

H

You got butchered.

I've become George.

You stole my Jesus fish

So he's coming to stay with her for a week.

Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!

Mean - Seinfeld came home crying today. We asked him what was wrong. He said someone was mean to him at work!!

N

Master of the house, keeper of the inn.

Oink of the pig-man

Are you having any lightning with the Pain?"

Queen of her castle

Rubber Man

I'll give you back your spare keys, but now I want mine back.

Oh, Rusty!

Sad - Seinfeld is sad....

T

The "Scarsdale Surprise

George, it's time for us to grow up and be men - not little boys.

Are you having any lightning with the pain?"

What are you doing? Would you just put that down?

Summertime adolescent high jinx.

Did you bring the keys?

Enzo Maganero

Best Apple Pie in the City

You got something against naked body?

Caring - Seinfeld is a very caring boy...

D

Look at that toe, buddy.

Easy - "Easy" Seinfeld said to the big dog!!!

F

You bunch of deadbeats.

"Things are great. I met a terrific girl, I got a great job and if everything goes according to plan I'm gonna be moving back in with my parents soon."

a lot of questions about hunting and testicles.

Aren't mannequins kind of an insult to your imagination?

I've never had a Job.

Well-dressed or getting killed.

Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Lemon tree!

Man hands

Can we cut to the chase?

Owen

Pudding skin singles

Queen of her castle

I kinda sleep around

She wouldn't so much as taste it.

There's no Rubber Man.

Umbrella Twirl

Maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg

You don't think he really owned it?

Kissing is sex

Why would you call someone for addresses if you're not invited to the party?

Bazooka Joe.

Anti-Dentite

You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and Bum.

You mean, circumcision?

I would say when the nipple makes its first appearance.!

We want you to kind of lean against a doorjamb for seven to 10 days.

Why would anyone want a Friend?

Good - Seinfeld likes good people..

H

You bunch of deadbeats.

I'm just willing these great parking spots.

Just take one dip and end it

I just can't help but think that the hospital is somehow responsible for compensating the other still-living victim of this horrendous, horrendous tragedy.

Likes - Jerry likes to help people as much as he can :)

M

My organs are playing chess again.

Nose job

Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.

Pissed - Jerry is pi$$ed dues!!

Q

The Queen is dead.

Ruthie Cohen