I kinda sleep around.

Luck - Seinfeld feels he has luck today so he plays a lotto ticket (Quick pick: 3.5.23.34.23.2) that night he checks his ticket and sees he got 0 #s,he was pi$$ed!

M

Pity is very Underrated.

Where's the volume?

What's an extremity?

Worrys - Seinfeld worries alot!!

X\Y

Sex in a tub never works.

You bunch of deadbeats.

Zach

A

My shoes. You packed my shoes.

Jerry betrays George by having sex with George's girlfriend Nina.

Coronary Country

Deal - Jerry is playing cards and wants to deal them to everyone!

E

Who thinks you're smart?

Frogger

Gives - Who gives Seinfeld his next meal?

H

You got something against naked body?

Izzy Mandelbaum

Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts.

K-man Kramer

Look at him he's grotesque

Mean - Jerry doesnt like mean people!

N

I've never had a job.

Only - Wait..Only seinfeld is allowed!!

P

Bell's Palsy.

Quickly - Lets get to Seinfelds quickly,he needs us!

R

Maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg

Sidra

There's no Rubber Man

Then you make a left turn.

Pity is very underrated.

Worried - Seinfeld is worried no one will come :(

X\Y

Kissing is sex

Yelling - Please stop Yelling,Seinfeld has a headache!!

Z

I zipped up

Allow - Please allow seinfeld to dial 284-3322

B

You bunch of deadbeats.

Call - Kartguy,please Call Seinfeld would ya buddy??

D

I'm on L-Dopa.

Eggs are eggs.

You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum.

Georgie Boy

You got butchered.

Isnt - Isnt Seinfeld gonna call someone?

J

I've never had a Job.

K-man, Kramer

I wanna tell you a secret about my bra.

Make - Jerry likes to make mac and cheese!

N

Can we cut to the chase?

There was a dog in front, and it spooked me.

My organs are playing chess again.

Queen of her castle

Boy that's the full size that your big boy

Sally Weaver

Shut up, you old bag!

All right, all right. Can we go out and eat?

Don't you offer an Express conversion?

We don't stab each other in the back like people in your world.

Kissing is not sex.

yada yada

I stink , you stink. It's show bizz. everybody stinks.

Like this is such a great jacket.

You got something against naked body?

Yeah, I know. Champagne, limos, cigars.

Deals - Jerry Deals the next hand!!

E

Who thinks you're smart?

Forget - Seinfeld doesnt wanna forget to make Dinner!

G

Yeah, I wanna get into a rumble.

Henry Ross

IQ tests are totally bogus.

Jimmy - Seinfeld went to see Jimmy :)

K

Look at the toe

Soup Nazi's Lobster Bisque

Must Miss!

Nose Job

Oh Henery! Candy bar

Pleased - Seinfeld is not pleased today,be careful dues!!

Q

a lot of questions about hunting and testicles.

Remember when we were waiting for that table in that Chinese restaurant?

Stop - Jerry wants everyone to stop!!

T

Why would anyone want a friend?

Tatiana

Umbrella twirl

Very - Seinfeld can be very nosy!!

W

What's an extremity?

Yeah. There's a space opening and I could get it for you. You'd just pay tax.

Maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg!

Pez

You are very quick to dismiss

Big Salad

You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum.

Dinky Donuts

I kinda sleep around.

Feldman

War....what is it good for?

Happy - Jerry is happy today :)

I

. I moussed up.

Jerome with the tax problem

Kel Varnsen

I can't believe someone hasn't killed her yet.

One Hour Martinizing.

Needle - Seinfeld cant find the needle for the sewing machine..

O

Our little shrimpy friend,

That's it, Farfel. Party's over.

Coma etiquette

Rat hat

Just call Doctor Kavorkian

Tatiana

Pudding skin single

Violent - Seinfeld doesnt like Violent behaviour!

W

Who figures and immigrant's gonna have a pony?

Sex in a tub, that doesn't work.

You’re a little paranormal

Zack - Seinfeld called Zack and asked him to come over :)

A

I don't even like the Drake

It's like some sort of Bermuda Triangle of retail.

Coma etiquette

Dinky Donuts

Eating - Dont bother Seinfeld guys,he is eating!

F

My psychic instincts were a little off .

See, l didn't even meet this guy. We trusted you.

One Hour Martinizing.

The lRS is like Ward and June Cleaver and we're all Wally and the Beaver.

Just call Doctor Kavorkian

K-Man, Kramer

Everybody squeezing and smelling

So J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists to illustrate your catalog?

Nice - Jerry is usually nice :)

O

Oh the peat

You know, you doodle a couple of bears at a cocktail party talking about the stock market, you think you're doing comedy.

IQ tests are totally bogus.

Rat hat

Same thing happened to The Blob.

Sally, I can't believe you're already doing a one-woman show.

Yeah, I wanna get into a rumble.

Non-vomit streak

Wanda Pepper,

Xander - Jerry heard a knock on his door and when he answered it was Xander.. He wanted to ask Jerry if he could play :)

Y

You want a piece of me?

Zip - Zip it closed,Jerry Cant do it so please help him :)

A

Three buddies sitting around chewing gum

So we ended up going out to lunch and he had some great gossip about James Thurber.

Close talker

Big Salad

Eduardo Corucho

Even - Even Seinfeld was mad today!!!

F

My psychic instincts were a little off ..

Georgie Boy

She died? ..Mrs. Hudwalker died?

I've become George!

Just the trees Johnny

Kick - Jerry is mad,he cant kick the habit,he still smokes 5 a week :(

L

Lanie

Massage teaser

Naughty - Seinfeld heard the phone ring so he picked up..... He didnt like the naughty caller and hung up!!

O

I think it moved.

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

Queensborough bridge

She’s one of those low-talkers.

Shut up, you old bag!

Tatiana

He's a boy in a bubble,.. Boy,!

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

Which one is supposed to be the funny one?

Sex in a tub, that doesn't work.

You’re a little paranormal

Zack - Zack came to visit Seinfeld :)

A

Nibble on a love newton

Babu Bhatt

Close talker

That guy was amazing. He could dunk. And he was my height.

What is Papie-ay Mach-ay?

Frogger

Massage teaser

I just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't smell.

. I moussed up.

Jerome with the tax problem

Oh I'm up for it punk

Look at him, Elaine. How gorgeous is he, l ask you?

My psychic instincts were a little off

Needs - Seinfeld needs love :)

O

O'h Henry

Please - Please dont make Seinfeld mad kartguy,it wouldnt be pretty!

Q

Queensborough bridge

Rat hat

The monkey Started it

You're trying too hard to make an impression on him.

Understands - Seinfeld understands what your talking about!

V

It's a Valuable appendage

White discoloration

I've never seen a monkey fix cars.

Yellow - Jerry wants yellow cake for his birthday :)

Z

Enzo Maganero

Ask - Please ask Jerry if he wants to go shopping :)

B

Bazooka Joe.

Care - Seinfeld does Care kartguy dont worry buddy.. Sometiems he doesnt express it well is all...

D

just call Doctor Kavorkian

Eggs are eggs.

My psychic instincts were a little off ..

Georgie Boy

That is one magic luggie.

I've become George.

You stole my Jesus fish

Kick - Seinfeld wants to kick the ball into left field!!

L

KL5-8383

Maura

Nice game pretty boy.".

Remember that drive from Wurtsboro?

It's a valuable appendage

Quone

Who's this chucker?

Susan Ross

Vandaley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking

Umbrella Twirl

Vandaley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking

White discoloration

Xena the Warrior Princess.

Yada Yada

Jose Jimenez.

Best apple pie in the City

Nice game pretty Boy."

Polar Bear Club

Dumb - Seinfeld feels dumb!!!

E

Elaine

: Fasten your seat belts. we're goin' to see the baby.

I'll tell her I was the one who laughed.

George can bait a Hook

I've become George.

She looks like Lyndon Johnson

K-man, Kramer

KL5-8383

I've never got a clean look at his face but he's become my white whale.

Do they have a castle at Windsor?

Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft

It's a valuable appendage

Quick, Elaine, to my archives.

Rasputin

Salty discharge

Titwillow.

Umbrella Twirl

Vandaley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking

White discoloration

The Detox Poncho

Yelling - I told you kartguy that Seinfeld doesnt like yelling.. Please tone it down before he yells at ya buddy :)

Z

I stink , you stink. It's show bizz. everybody stinks.

Best apple pie in the City

You're like Biff Loman.

Eric the Clown

Roger McDowell

Eggs are eggs.