Petofi had a plan to switch bodies with Ernest Borgnine.

Timothy Gordon played a ________ customer.

Timothy Gordon played a Home Depot customer.

Who beheaded Judah Zachary? (Hint: It wasn't Danny Partridge!)

Reuben Kincaid beheaded Judah Zachary.

"My name is ______ Winters..."

"My name is Jonathan Winters..."

_______ Hill near Collinsport, a perilous slope down to the rocks and sea below.

^LOL

Blueberry Hill near Collinsport, a perilous slope down to the rocks and sea below.

David confides in his aunt that _______ appeared to him last night.

David confides in his aunt that Beaver Cleaver appeared to him last night.

Barnabas introduces himself to Elizabeth as being from the _______ branch of the Collins family.

Barnabas introduces himself to Elizabeth as being from the First National Bank branch of the Collins family.

David insists that Barnabas is hiding ________ in the Old House.

David insists that Barnabas is hiding Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in the Old House.

Who accompanies David on his visits to see Quentin's ghost?

LOL^

Gilbert Gates accompanies David on his visits to see Quentin's ghost.

In his younger years, Barnabas enjoyed traveling to China and ______.

In his younger years, Barnabas enjoyed traveling to China and getting his mobile phone tariff-free.

Give an example year of Barnabas' younger years.

LOL^

When Barnabas was a boy, he once climbed onto a billboard to see if there was real soup in the bowl. It was 1961.

Angélique became a faithful loyal follower of a warlock named _______.

Angélique became a faithful loyal follower of a warlock named Uncle Arthur.

Eventually, _______ killed Aristede.

Eventually, Arnold Schwarzenegger killed Aristede.

Barnabas assumes that _____ is the reincarnation of Josette.

Barnabas assumes that Samantha Stephens is the reincarnation of Josette.

How did one find out what was going on in parallel time Collinwood?

To find out what was going on in parallel time Collinwood, one had to call Lumpy Rutherford, Boy Genius.

Barnabas tries unsuccessfully to brainwash Maggie to _______.

Barnabas tries unsuccessfully to brainwash Maggie to polish his cane.

Julia tried to cure Barnabas of his _______.

Julia tried to cure Barnabas of his fear of mice.

Woodard went to the mausoleum and the ghost of ______ appeared to him.

Woodard went to the mausoleum and the ghost of Ronald McDonald appeared to him.

Roger assumed that Burke had sabotaged his car, but _______ had really done it.

Roger assumed that Burke had sabotaged his car, but Eddie Haskell had really done it.

Count Petofi first revealed his hatred of ________ to Aristede.

^LOL

Count Petofi first revealed his hatred of the Brady Bunch to Aristede.

Who killed Dr. Woodard, and used a drug that made it look like he died of a heart attack?

The evil Dr. Fred Rutherford killed Dr. Woodard and used a drug that made it look like he died of a heart attack. (Professional jealousy was the motive.)

The prop used for Josette's music box is the same prop that was used in the movie ___________.

The prop used for Josette's music box is the same prop that was used in the movie House of the Rising Sun. (Really, had to look this one up -- interesting! https://darkshadows.fandom.com/wiki/Josette%27s_music_box)

The music box played a theme that had a dramatic effect on (who?) _________

The music box played a theme that had a dramatic effect on Willie Loomis.

Barnabas developed close ties with his uncle ______.

Barnabas developed close ties with his Uncle Fang.

Why did Laura Collins appear to be obsessed with fireplaces?

She was cold and liked to be warm :)

Why did she like cold things?

Because she wasn't a Phoenix.

Name a mixed drink Barnabas would like.

Virgin Bloody Josette is a mixed drink Barnabas would like. :bat:

Daniel married Harriet and killed her after she __________.

Daniel married Harriet and killed her after she forgot the gravy.

Daphne Harridge was governess to ...

Daphne Harridge was governess to little Theodore Cleaver who hated baths.

Roger assumed that Burke caused _______.

Roger assumed that Burke caused a hair to fall in his soup.

Who is Hallie Stokes?

Hallie Stokes is a senior Washington correspondent.

Jamison Collins became the owner of __________.

^LOL

Jamison Collins became the owner of Beaver Cleaver's sold sports car.

Jamison Collins lived in the year ____.

Jamison Collins lived in the year of the rabbit.

At the Blue Whale, conversations are made with the payphone on the ________.

At the Blue Whale, conversations are made with the payphone on the edge of the pier.

At the Blue Whale many years ago, Paul Stoddard made a deal with the ________.

At the Blue Whale many years ago, Paul Stoddard made a deal with the game show host.

Abigail Tolliver's husband died by ________.

Abigail Tolliver's husband died by challenging the Count's disembodied hand.

Quentin nearly died in a tower where there was a swinging ______.

Quentin nearly died in a tower where there was a swinging singles club.

Who was Margaret Findley?

^LOL

Margaret Findley was Maude's mother.

Laura Collins had a fascination with _______.

^LOL

Laura Collins had a fascination with Competitive Dog Grooming.

Sam Evans lived in a small ______.

Sam Evans lived in a small teepee.

Name something David Collins got in trouble for doing.

David Collins got in trouble for cheating on his math test.

Angelique agreed to loan Julia the _______ in secret.

Angelique agreed to loan Julia her broomstick in secret.

Name a way Julia tried to cure Barnabas of the vampire curse.

Julia tried to cure Barnabas of the vampire curse by getting him to click his heels together three times and saying, There's no place like Collinwood.

Collinwood Mansion was built in 1795 by _________.

^LOL.

Collinwood Mansion was built in 1795 by Norm Abram.

Barnabas' coffin is hidden in the ______ at the Old House.

Barnabas' coffin is hidden in the freezer at the Old House. (Frostbite!)

Joe gave Carolyn a _____ for her sixteenth birthday.

Joe gave Carolyn a Krispy Kreme donut for her sixteenth birthday.

What wrecked Collinwood when Barnabas and Julia ended up in 1995?

A whirling dervish wrecked Collinwood when Barnabas and Julia ended up in 1995.

Who was Sally Evans?

Dale Evans' sister.

Why did the producers bring a werewolf into the show?

The producers bring a werewolf into the show to utilize their wives' fur coats for a good cause.

Sarah confronted Barnabas and said she would not allow him to see her unless he stopped _________.

Sarah confronted Barnabas and said she would not allow him to see her unless he stopped slurping his soup.

_______ fell from Widow's Hill but survived.

Trigger the horse fell from Widow's Hill but survived.

Sarah became trapped in the _______.

Sarah became trapped in the Windcliffe Sanatarium.

Sarah's older brother is ________.

Sarah's older brother is Phil Collins.

Julia began treating Barnabas' vampirism with her ________.

^LOL

Julia began treating Barnabas' vampirism with her voodoo doll.

As much trouble as he caused, someone with powers should have turned David Collins into a _____.

As much trouble as he caused, someone with powers should have turned David Collins into a squealing pig.

A curse on Quentin Collins was initiated when he was tricked into drinking _________.

^LOL

A curse on Quentin Collins was initiated when he was tricked into drinking gutter water, by Beaver Cleaver.

Amy Jennings' older brother was _________.

Amy Jennings' older brother was Waylon Jennings.

Who was Eric Lang's assistant?

Max Klinger.

Beth Chavez died by .......

Beth Chavez died by licking too many toxic envelopes.

Who is Jeff Clark?

^LOL--so she was set to marry George too, huh?

Jeff is Roy Clark's son.

Who is Hallie Stokes?

^ LOL LOL

Hallie Stokes was the Chief Synergy Strategist at the Logansport Fishing Fleet and Canneries.

Devlin was upset that the owners of the Logansport Cannery had not honored his ____.

Devlin was upset that the owners of the Logansport Cannery had not honored (or complimented) his facelift.

The original Josette's music box theme was not composed for the show but was taken from an earlier recording; eventually, ________ re-recorded it for later use in the show.

The original Josette's music box theme was not composed for the show but was taken from an earlier recording; eventually, Petula Clark re-recorded it (downtown) for later use in the show.

Joe Haskell worked on the boats as a fisherman until he was promoted to _________ .

Joe Haskell worked on the boats as a fisherman until he was promoted to chief anchor polisher.

Maggie was wooed by Barnabas, in his own special way, since she bore a resemblance to ________.

Maggie was wooed by Barnabas, in his own special way, since she bore a resemblance to Karen Carpenter.

Jason read in the newspaper of _________ wedding.

Jason read in the newspaper of Tiny Tim's wedding.

Rose Cottage, originally, was found to be a ______ house.

Rose Cottage, originally, was found to be a greenhouse.

Who are David and Hallie?

They were a 1960s singing duo with the top 10 hit, "Leaving On a Collinsport Plane Headed for Disaster"

Who are Elizabeth and Paul?

Elizabeth and Paul are Cabbage Patch Dolls that Sarah plays with in the graveyard.

The ghosts of Tad and Carrie possessed _____ and ______.

The ghosts of Tad and Carrie possessed Bonnie and Clyde.

__________ faced a witch trial in 1795.

Suffragette Maud Gonne faced a witch trial in 1795.

Who was Bertie Faye?

Bertie Faye was Pansy's husband; her maiden name was Pansy Bloom.

Who was Leticia Faye?

Leticia Faye was the sister of Tammy Faye Messner.

Pansy Faye planned to marry _______.

Pansy Faye planned to marry Paul Stoddard.

Maggie bore a resemblance to _______.

Maggie bore a resemblance to Karen Valentine.

Willie developed close ties with a con artist named _______.

^LOL

Willie developed close ties with a con artist named Bernie Madoff.

After Barnabas' coffin was chained in the 18th century, it was placed in ....

After Barnabas' coffin was chained in the 18th century, it was placed in a landfill.

David pulls a mean prank by locking Victoria in _______.

David pulls a mean prank by locking Victoria in the Sono Bello surgery room.

Count Petofi tried to exchange bodies with _______.

Count Petofi tried to exchange bodies with Fred Flintstone.

Carl Collins was murdered by _______.

^LOL

Carl Collins was murdered by Mary Beth Lacey.

How was Judah Zachery's head disembodied?

Judah Zachery's head was disembodied when he got it slammed in the coffin lid by Jason.

Why did Danielle Rogét kill Phillippe Cordier?

Because he stole her corset.

Hallie is _________'s niece.

Hallie is Wilma Flintstone's niece.

Who is Julianka?

Julianka is Paul Anka's niece.

Elizabeth is Roger's ________.

LOL^

Elizabeth is Roger's Persian cat.

Roger was driving with Burke Devlin and Laura in a car that hit and killed _________.

Roger was driving with Burke Devlin and Laura in a car that hit and killed a Persian cat.

The Leviathans were led by __________.

The Leviathans were led by Bob Rooney.

Joe called ______ Punchy.

Joe called Pansy Punchy.

Rev. Trask was walled in the basement of the old house by _______.

Rev. Trask was walled in the basement of the old house by Sarah.

Maggie escaped from Windcliff and made her way back to _____.

Maggie escaped from Windcliff and made her way back to Alcatraz.

Who was Charity?

Charity was a charitable volunteer who collected for the blood bank.

David tells his aunt that Cousin Barnabas wants David to _______.

David tells his aunt that Cousin Barnabas wants David to ask Carolyn to come to the Old House that evening for a bite to eat.

In then-present time Carolyn was married to ________.

In then-present time Carolyn was married to Keith Partridge.

Amy Collins was the sister of _______.

Amy Collins was the sister of Judy Collins.

(let me re-do the Carolyn question and add a word I missed)

In then-present parallel time Carolyn was married to _________.

In then-present parallel time Carolyn was married to Abe Lincoln.

Trask persecuted innocent girls for being ________.

^LOL

Trask persecuted innocent girls for being coy.

What was Trask's punishment for these girls?

Trask's punishment for these girls was forcing them to watch several hours of Hee Haw Honeys.

After Joe's breakup with Carolyn Stoddard, Joe and ______ became engaged.

^LOL

After Joe's breakup with Carolyn Stoddard, Joe and Joy Behar became engaged.

You are Roger Collins or Elizabeth Stoddard. Name a punishment for David, for all the trouble he caused.

A punishment for David, for all the trouble he caused, is he has to stay over at Gilbert Gate's house every night for a month.

David's favorite sandwich filling was _____.

David's favorite sandwich filling was sardines from the Collins Cannery.

Who was Chris Jennings?

Chris Jennings was a television journalist.

Bruno captured Chris Jennings and had the zombie of Sheriff Davenport chain him to _______.

Bruno captured Chris Jennings and had the zombie of Sheriff Davenport chain him to a Blue Whale bar stool.

_______ was accused of murdering Bruno.

John Wilkes Booth was accused of murdering Bruno.

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard had not left her home in over _____ years.

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard had not left her home in over 90 years.

Who is Matthew Morgan?

Matthew Morgan was the postman who always rang twice.

After being kidnapped by _____, Carolyn developed Stockholm syndrome.

After being kidnapped by Bjorn Borg, Carolyn developed Stockholm syndrome.

Who is Dan Curtis?

Dan Curtis is the son of Mary Ellen Walton in Virginia.

In 1970, Jeff had been driving over to Collinwood to meet Maggie when he witnessed _____________________.

In 1970, Jeff had been driving over to Collinwood to meet Maggie when he witnessed Elizabeth leaving the house.

After Lt. Nathan Forbes attempted to kill _______ with a crossbow but failed, ________ killed him.

After Lt. Nathan Forbes attempted to kill David's pet wolf with a crossbow but failed, Suki killed him.

Suki pretended to be Nathan's _______.

Suki pretended to be Nathan's wife.

Barnabas killed Suki, but she was able to ...

Barnabas killed Suki, but she was able to reincarnate as Maggie.

The Eagle was a _______.

The Eagle was a general store.

Jonathan Frid played one other character besides Barnabas, _________.

Jonathan Frid played one other character besides Barnabas, Ward Cleaver.

Kathleen Cody played ____________.

^LOL

Kathleen Cody played Lucy's mother.

Why did Joshua seal his son inside a coffin in the secret mausoleum room?

Joshua sealed his son inside a coffin in the secret mausoleum room as punishment for him stuffing his Brussels Sprouts in his pockets at dinnertime.

Count Petofi first revealed his hatred of gypsies to ________.

^LOL

Count Petofi first revealed his hatred of gypsies to Charley O'Casey.

Due to the work of ________, Victoria was found guilty of witchcraft in 1795.

Due to the work of Darrin Stephens, Victoria was found guilty of witchcraft in 1795.

Willie Loomis carried his security blanket till he was ___ years old.

Willie Loomis carried his security blanket till he was 40 years old and Barnabas grabbed it when he was unchained from the coffin.

Who is Sandor Rakosi?

Sandor Rakosi was a serial killer who went by the name Sandman.

Sandor and Madga came to Collinwood for the wedding of ______.

Sandor and Magda came to Collinwood for the wedding of Luke and Laura.

Garth Blackwood eventually killed Aristede, then set his sights on __________.

^LOL

Garth Blackwood eventually killed Aristede, then set his sights on Garth Brooks.

Count Petofi resurrected Blackwood by __________.

Count Petofi resurrected Blackwood by telling him who shot JR.

Most of Petofi's power was in his _______.

Most of Petofi's power was in his left big toe.

Judah took Angélique under his wing, and taught her the sacred arts of _____ and _____.

Judah took Angélique under his wing, and taught her the sacred arts of using your head when that's all you have and novel ways to tip your carrier.

David took Victoria to the old house to see the ghosts, but first showed her the picture of _________.

David took Victoria to the old house to see the ghosts, but first showed her the picture of his pet pigeons Miss Canfield and Miss Landers.

Bill Malloy was the manager of the _______.

Bill Malloy was the manager of the Collinsport railroad.

David told Quentin he didn't want to play the game anymore; Quentin touched his arm, resulting in ....

David told Quentin he didn't want to play the game anymore; Quentin touched his arm, resulting in David getting ghost cooties.

_______ had been responsible for the death of Bruno.

David told Quentin he didn't want to play the game anymore; Quentin touched his arm, resulting in David getting ghost cooties.

_______ had been responsible for the death of Bruno.

Bluto had been responsible for the death of Bruno.

Rachel mistakenly let _______ out of the tower room.

Rachel mistakenly let Ross out of the tower room.

Nathan Forbes discovered Barnabas's ________.

Nathan Forbes discovered Barnabas's use of Dippity-Do on his bangs.

A man claims to be Grant Douglas; however, he looks exactly like ________.

A man claims to be Grant Douglas; however, he looks exactly like Douglas Grant.

Quentin was brother-in-law to _______.

Quentin was brother-in-law to Ozzie Nelson.

Rev. Gregory Trask intends to take Jamison and Nora to his ________.

Rev. Gregory Trask intends to take Jamison and Nora to his blueberry farm.

When Maggie was a little girl, she had a ______ called Cassandra.

Rev. Gregory Trask intends to take Jamison and Nora to his blueberry farm.

When Maggie was a little girl, she had a ______ called Cassandra.

When Maggie was a little girl, she had a puppy called Cassandra.

The ghost of Garth Blackwood set a fire that presumably killed ________.

The ghost of Garth Blackwood set a fire that presumably killed Sam Evans.

Petofi's _____ were found in the fire.

Petofi's dentures were found in the fire.

Who is Amos Fitch?

Amos Fitch is an eccentric neighbor who baked chocolate chip cookies day and night.

Bill set out to prove Burke's innocence to protect ________.

Bill set out to prove Burke's innocence to protect Matthew.

Bill was pushed off Widow's Hill by _________.

Bill was pushed off Widow's Hill by his twin brother Will.

Who was Lamar Trask?

He was a fashion designer for the department stores in New England.

Jason McGuire told Elizabeth _________ killed Paul Stoddard.

Jason McGuire told Elizabeth the Blob killed Paul Stoddard.

Bill Malloy spoke with a _________ accent.

Bill Malloy spoke with a Memphis accent.

Bill Malloy's body was discovered by __________.

Bill Malloy's body was discovered by aliens.

Strange noises can be heard in Chris’ room at the ______ Inn.

Strange noises can be heard in Chris’ room at the Holiday Inn.

Barnabas thinks Maggie looks like ___________.

Barnabas thinks Maggie looks like Gidget.

Who (or what) is Victor Fenn-Gibbon?

Barnabas thinks Maggie looks like Gidget.

Who (or what) is Victor Fenn-Gibbon?

It's a "what." It's the latest 1970 model of an electric rock guitar.

Barnabas gives Maggie a music box and tells her she will become _______.

^LOL

Barnabas gives Maggie a music box and tells her she will become Anna Pavlova.

Who is Andre DuPres?

Andre DuPres is Barnabas' French teacher.

Who is Danielle Roget?

Danielle Roget is the split personality of Daniel Tegor.

Who was hanged in America after she left France?

Lucy Ricardo, after she passed a phony franc.

David strings a wire across a Collinwood staircase, causing ______ to trip and fall down the stairs.

^LOL (Ay ay ay!)

David strings a wire across a Collinwood staircase, causing Eddie Munster to trip and fall down the stairs.

The music box has a strange effect on both Maggie Evans and __________.

The music box has a strange effect on both Maggie Evans and Judah Zachary.

Who is Sky Rumson?

Sky Rumson sells grass to the hippies in town.

Sky was allied with the _______, an ancient race.

Sky was allied with the Romulans, an ancient race.

When Barnabas observed a room in the east wing, people seemed to "wink in and out" at certain times. What was going on?

In the east wing, people seemed to "wink in and out" at certain times. The reason for the winking was that George, a weird guy from the future, kept squirting grapefruit juice in their eyes.

Willie enacted a scheme to acquire the Collins family ________.

^LOL

Willie enacted a scheme to acquire the Collins family milk delivery.

What would supposedly happen to B rnabas if Adam died?

If Adam died, then the inheritance would all go to Eve.

What were the Bedford Atrocities?

Those were when the prices at the F. W. Woolworth on Main Street in Bedford shot up to atrocious levels.

Julia goes to the Old House during the day and finds Barnabas in his ________.

Julia goes to the Old House during the day and finds Barnabas in his birthday suit.

Barnabas and Victoria Winters once held a conversation comparing the Old House to the _____________.

Julia goes to the Old House during the day and finds Barnabas in his birthday suit.

Barnabas and Victoria Winters once held a conversation comparing the Old House to the _____________.

Barnabas and Victoria Winters once held a conversation comparing the Old House to the White House.

Victoria arrived in Collinsport by train, to work for the Collins family and be a governess for _______.

Victoria arrived in Collinsport by train, to work for the Collins family and be a governess for Arnold Ziffel.

According to the architectural plans, the Old House contained four _______.

^ROFL

According to the architectural plans, the Old House contained four clones of Danny Partridge. (This was intended to keep everyone away.)

n 1795, Angelique turns Joshua into a _______.

In 1795, Angelique turns Joshua into a bucket of ice.

Jeremiah had been cleaning his pistol when ______.

Jeremiah had been cleaning his pistol when he shot David and swore it was an accident.

Regular 1970 time Julia stops parallel time Julia from ....

Regular 1970 time Julia stops parallel time Julia from investing in Crocs.

Julia allowed both Sam and ____ to visit Maggie.

Regular 1970 time Julia stops parallel time Julia from investing in Crocs.

Julia allowed both Sam and ____ to visit Maggie.

Julia allowed both Sam and another frog from Mr. Wilson's pond to visit Maggie.

When Barnabas and Julia escape 1970 parallel-time Collinwood, which is on fire, they end up in ________.

When Barnabas and Julia escape 1970 parallel-time Collinwood, which is on fire, they end up in Bleedswell.

_____ saved Carolyn's life before falling from the cliff.

Roger Ramjet saved Carolyn's life before falling from the cliff.

David and Hallie find the ghost of _________ in the former closet, now a playroom from 1840.

David and Hallie find the ghost of Wallace Cleaver in the former closet, now a playroom from 1840.

Adam was kept in the basement of the _________.

Adam was kept in the basement of the Blue Whale.

The ghost of Sarah Collins helps ________ escape from Windcliffe.

The ghost of Sarah Collins helps Adam escape from Windcliff.

The infant Victoria was dropped off on the doorstep of a foundling home in a cardboard box with a note pinned to it, stating, ________________.

The infant Victoria was dropped off on the doorstep of a foundling home in a cardboard box with a note pinned to it, stating, "Somebody please change this diaper!"

Victoria travels from _______ to Collinsport, to be a governess.

^LOL

Victoria travels from Hooterville to Collinsport, to be a governess.

Willie Loomis was sent to Windcliff after he was framed by Barnabas for _________.

^LOL

Willie Loomis was sent to Windcliff after he was framed by Barnabas for stealing Lisa's hotcakes.

Barnabas told Maggie and Carolyn the story of how ________ had jumped from Widow's Hill.

Barnabas told Maggie and Carolyn the story of how June Cleaver, in a fit of pique, had jumped from Widow's Hill.

Julia explained to Stokes that she had come to the house because of a premonition that ______ was in danger.

^LOL

Julia explained to Stokes that she had come to the house because of a premonition that a werewolf was in danger.

While locked up in the Old House basement cell (so convenient to have a cell in the basement--doesn't everyone?) Maggie hears _______ singing.

While locked up in the Old House basement cell Maggie hears Tiny Tim singing.

The bricks to build the Old House were imported from ______.

^LOL

The bricks to build the Old House were imported from Bob Vila's house.

Abigail Collins was suspicious of Victoria because ....

Abigail Collins was suspicious of Victoria because Victoria was bow-legged.

Adam fled from the Old House and sought aid from ________.

Adam fled from the Old House and sought aid from Dr. Phil.

When Barnabas and Julia arrived in 1995, a much older Mrs. Johnson told them that _______ died in 1970.

When Barnabas and Julia arrived in 1995, a much older Mrs. Johnson told them that Emmett Clark died in 1970.

Sarah Johnson began working at Collinwood as the housekeeper originally as a spy for ________.

^LOL

Sarah Johnson began working at Collinwood as the housekeeper originally as a spy for the CIA.

Who is Sebastian Shaw?

A clown..

Who was the father?

Father Guido Sarducci

In the present, Julia finds 1840 plans for .......

In the present, Julia finds 1840 plans for the steamship Lexington.

After Willie made his way to the Blue Whale, gravely ill, Jason dragged him back to _________.

After Willie made his way to the Blue Whale, gravely ill, Jason dragged him back to the Purple Porpoise.

Julia tells Barnabas she has spoken to to the ghost of Sarah Collins; he becomes angry and tries to ....

Julia tells Barnabas she has spoken to to the ghost of Sarah Collins; he becomes angry and tries to shove her hand into the garbage disposal.

The only beds at the foundling home were iron ______.

The only beds at the foundling home were iron horses.

When Victoria arrives in 1795, Barnabas is about to marry ________.

When Victoria arrives in 1795, Barnabas is about to marry Abigail Adams.

Barnabas was captured by the ________.

Barnabas was captured by the VSA [vampire security agency].

Rev. Trask performs the rite of ______ at the door of the [really] Old House.

Rev. Trask performs the rite of spring at the door of the [really] Old House.

Peter Bradford was accused of the murder of ___________.

Peter Bradford was accused of the murder of Pa Kettle.

As Victoria is hanged for witchcraft in 1795, she is transported back to the present, and from the present, _________ is sent to be hanged.

^LOL

As Victoria is hanged for witchcraft in 1795, she is transported back to the present, and from the present, Tabitha is sent to be hanged.

Professor Stokes taught Adam to ___________.

^LOL

Professor Stokes taught Adam to drink thru a straw.

Roger leaves Collinwood with a portrait of Angelique and returns married to ________.

Roger leaves Collinwood with a portrait of Angelique and returns married to Angela Lansbury.

Tony Peterson's father died in a/an ___________.

^LOL again

Tony Peterson's father died in a bricked up room in the basement of the Old House.

Name one of Tony Peterson's clients..

One of Tony Peterson's clients was the Boston Strangler.

Carolyn started a savings account for $1.00 at her ______ bank in Bangor.

Carolyn started a savings account for $1.00 at her piggy bank in Bangor.

As the series ended, Thayer David narrated and told us ________ and ________ married.

As the series ended, Thayer David narrated and told us Frick and Frack married.

Roger doesn't want Vicki to have dinner with Sam Evans because ___________.

Roger doesn't want Vicki to have dinner with Sam Evans because his wine list leaves a lot to be desired.

Who is James Forsythe?

James Forsythe was an actor known for his starring role in The Trouble with Willie.

Paul Stoddard made a deal to give his most precious possession to _______.

Paul Stoddard made a deal to give his most precious possession to Lovey Howell, but he couldn't find her.

Laura Collins had a fascination with ...

^LOL

Laura Collins had a fascination with Gilligan.

Philip and Megan Todd opened a box and released the essence of _______.

^LOL

Philip and Megan Todd opened a box and released the essence of Estée Lauder.

Eventually, Elizabeth agreed to marry __________.

LOL^

Eventually, Elizabeth agreed to marry the Skipper.

Jeb Hawks became the feared leader of the ___________.

^LOL

Jeb Hawks became the feared leader of the Romulans.

Based on Angelique's instructions, Jeb transfers the shadow curse to ________.

Based on Angelique's instructions, Jeb transfers the shadow curse to a little boy named Beaver Cleaver.

Jeb attempted to force Carolyn to become his by ___________.

Based on Angelique's instructions, Jeb transfers the shadow curse to a little boy named Beaver Cleaver.

Jeb attempted to force Carolyn to become his by ___________.

Jeb attempted to force Carolyn to become his by dawn.

Who is Nicholas Blair?

Nicholas Blair is the milkman who Elizabeth had a tawdry affair with.

Barnabas wore a black onyx _____.

Barnabas wore black onyx puffy shirt cuff links.

Barnabas of 1966 bore a strong resemblance to _________.

^LOL

Barnabas of 1966 bore a strong resemblance to Keith Richards.

Baby Joseph had a _____ birthmark on his wrist.

^LOL

Baby Joseph had an age of Aquarius birthmark on his wrist.

Who is Olivia Corey?

Olivia Corey is a woman with seven children who lived on Walton's Mountain, a stone's throw from Widow's Hill.

Barnabas was interested in Kitty because he recognized her as the reincarnation of _______________.

Barnabas was interested in Kitty because he recognized her as the reincarnation of Samantha Stephens.

Alexis Stokes is ____________ twin sister.

Alexis Stokes is Maurice Stokes', professional basketball player's, twin sister.

Sam sold a bunch of ________ for $15,000.

Sam sold a bunch of lumber for $15,000.

David was always in trouble because he was led astray by ...

David was always in trouble because he was led astray by Lumpy Rutherford.

The ghost of Gerard Stiles was trying to kill _____.

The ghost of Gerard Stiles was trying to kill Gilbert Bates.

The ghost of Quentin was haunting a room in ______.

The ghost of Quentin was haunting a room at The Mendelbright Park Apartments.

Gerard comes back to Collinwood with the news for Quentin's wife that ________ had been lost at sea.

The ghost of Quentin was haunting a room at The Mendelbright Park Apartments.

Gerard comes back to Collinwood with the news for Quentin's wife that ________ had been lost at sea.

Gerard comes back to Collinwood with the news for Quentin's wife that Eddie Haskell had been lost at sea because his summer fishing boat sank.

The spirit of evil warlock ________ took possession of Gerard Stiles in 1840.

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The spirit of evil warlock Adam Stephens took possession of Gerard Stiles in 1840.

_______ is head of the Windcliff Sanitarium.

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Judah Zachary's head is head of the Windcliff Sanitarium.

The stairway into time leads Julia to ...

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The stairway into time leads Julia to a lead zeppelin.

Miranda and Judah were captured by ________.

Miranda and Judah were captured by Barney Fife.

Gabriel Collins made his way around the estate in a ___________.

Gabriel Collins made his way around the estate in a golf cart.

Randall Drew worked as a ______ in New York.

Randall Drew worked as a reporter for Newsview magazine in New York.

Eventually, Randall killed Roxanne Drew by ...

Eventually, Randall killed Roxanne Drew by holding her head down in the toilet bowl.

Megan guarded and protected the _______ child.

Megan guarded and protected the impudent child.

Judah took away Angelique's ________.

Judah took away Angelique's lucky rabbit's foot.

Strak brought Bruno and Sky Rumson into the ______.

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Strak brought Bruno and Sky Rumson into the cement pond.

In 1840, the ghost of Daniel Collins drives Gabriel to his death by ......

In 1840, the ghost of Daniel Collins drives Gabriel to his death by locking him in the car trunk driven off the cliff by Thelma and Louise.

Julia went to the home of Sky Rumson in 1970 to acquire a ______ from his vast collection.

Julia went to the home of Sky Rumson in 1970 to acquire a kitchen sink from his vast collection.

Madame Findley came to Collinwood to ...

Madame Findley came to Collinwood to become the first bra-burner.

Madame Findley discovered there were two ______, one good and one evil.

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Madame Findley discovered there were two kids, one good (Amy) and one evil (David).

Barnabas locked Chris in the secret mausoleum room so ...

Barnabas locked Chris in the secret mausoleum room so he wouldn't have to hear him sing 99 Bottles of Beer again.

When Chris dropped out of college, alienating all his friends, he started going off to the _______.

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When Chris dropped out of college, alienating all his friends, he started going off to the show at Collinsport Arena, to hear the songs, Dancing in the Moonlight and Moonlight Feels Right, performed.

There weren't enough werewolves on the show, so ________ became one too.

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There weren't enough werewolves on the show, so Jason McGuire became one too.

Jason showed the police the trunk in the basement that allegedly contained Paul’s ______.

Jason showed the police the trunk in the basement that allegedly contained Paul’s wine collection.

_________ was prepared to marry Jason, but at the last minute she stopped the wedding.

June Cleaver was prepared to marry Jason, but at the last minute she stopped the wedding, remembering she was already married to Ward.

________ drove Millicent insane.

Booze drove Millicent insane.

________ is responsible for Dr. Guthrie's death.

Errant ice cubes on the floor of the Blue Whale were responsible for Dr. Guthrie's death.

Dr. Guthrie decided to visit Sam Evans to learn more about ______________.

Dr. Guthrie decided to visit Sam Evans to learn more about his lust for Mrs. Johnson.

______ most likely dies in flames at an old fishing shack.

Charlie the Tuna most likely dies in flames at an old fishing shack.

Jeff was suffering from _______.