The DARK SHADOWS Wrong Answer Game

[WinstonNephron]

As the Ghost of Gerard Stiles would no doubt say: Who wants to have fun?

Back in the good old Imdb days, us DS fans had years of fun with this. Here's how it works:

1. A Dark Shadows related question is asked ( can be about a character, a place, an object, a storyline, etc...)

2. The responding person posts an answer to the question, that is obviously wrong. The more over-the-top wrong and expansive, the better. This person, then concludes their post with the next question. If no one answers their question within a couple of days, they may respond to their own, and ask another one.

Example: Who was Jason McGuire?

Answer: Jason was the local Minister. Elizabeth Stoddard was always thrilled whenever he came to visit. Roger begged him to marry his sister. Carolyn brought a starter pistol to the wedding, to get the festivities going.

Next Question: What was Chris Jennings' little problem?

...and, so on.

Game commences with my next post, in 3, 2, 1....

[WinstonNephron]

First Question: Just what was it Willie Loomis was searching for that fateful night in Eagle Hill Cemetery?

[stevea]

Willie was searching for his long lost wife, Mary Beth Lacey

Quentin's Theme was played on a ________.

[WinstonNephron]

Last Question:

Quentin's Theme was played on a ________.

Answer: Stolen Kazoo.

Next Question: What was so important about Roger's PEN being found on the beach after Bill Malloy's murder?

[stevea]

It was important to Roger because he had an APB (All Pen Bulletin) out for it.

David Collins was saved by Vicky when he almost died in a boathouse fire, with his mother, _______.

[WinstonNephron]

Previous Question: David Collins was saved by Vicky when he almost died in a boathouse fire, with his mother, _______.

Answer: Almira Gulch. She thought Dorothy and her little dog were in the place also when she lit it up.

Next Question: Why would Willie Loomis never let anyone see the basement at the Old House?

[stevea]

Because the mold hadn't been remediated.

How did Victoria Winters transport in time, back to the year 1795?

[WinstonNephron]

Last Question: How did Victoria Winters transport in time, back to the year 1795?

Answer: David slipped LSD into her oatmeal.

Next Question: What spell did Angelique cast upon Joshua Collins in 1795?

[stevea]

She made him lose a spelling bee at the school house.

What did Joshua do to deal with the spell on Barnabas?

[WinstonNephron]

Last Question: What did Joshua do to deal with the spell on Barnabas?

Answer: He had Victoria Winters turn himself into a cat, so he could snack on mice while spying on Angelique, hoping she might unknowingly reveal a cure for her spell. He left Lt. Nathan Forbes in charge at the shipyard, seeing as how Nathan was so trustworthy.

Next Question: What really was in that Naga Box Oberon and Haza had Barnabas give to the Todd's?

[stevea]

It contained watermelon seeds Barnabas spat into it.

When Barnabas and Julia were were transported to 1995 Collinwood, what did they find?

[WinstonNephron]

"It contained watermelon seeds Barnabas spat into it."

...which would explain why Jeb Hawks was so goofy.

Last Question: When Barnabas and Julia were were transported to 1995 Collinwood, what did they find?

Answer: Infomercials and Grunge Rock. Horrifying!!!

Next Question: The hairdo of Bruno Hess... Why? No, really, WHY???

[stevea]

He was auditioning for a hair stylist gig at the Collinsport Boutique.

How did Petofi plot to kill Aristede, and did he eventually succeed?

[WinstonNephron]

Last Question: How did Petofi plot to kill Aristede, and did he eventually succeed?

Answer: Petofi put two shiny pennies at the bottom of a wood-chipper. Judith Collins was eternally grateful for the fertilizer Petofi gave her. Her ferns grew like wildfire.

Next Question: What REALLY happened to poor Innkeeper, Mr. Wells, that night of the full moon?

[stevea]

In a tipsy stupor he fell off Widow's Hill.

What was odd, or different, about the remote parlor at Collinwood?