All right! Who's dancing?

Eggs ARE eggs.

Oh, did I frighten you? I'm not crazy.

George is gettin' upset!!

Here's your pizza pea brains.

If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer!

Jerry, you ratted me out?!

Kramer

Kept a lid on that for about 28 seconds.

I liked Marlene. What's her number?

Nibble on a love newton?

...like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

The Boca Breeze...... Pinko Commie rag.

Queen of the castle

Yeah, so you cry, and then when you see the dancing, you cry again.

See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation...

Where is my Twix?

Pretty good, huh?

What was it like havng sex with Adolf Hitler?

You got a line in the Woody Allen movie?

Everyone knows you're five' six.

Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt at the yogurt place - does that have any fat in it?

It must take a really really big zit, to kill a man!

The apple pie you had today at Monks

So, when are you giving Boxcar Willie his walking papers?

The Charlie McCarthy hearings.

We don't like you, George.

Eggs are eggs. That is very profound.

Freckle's ugly cousin.

We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse.

Hey, Kramer, dude. You ever killed a man

You think these hands - they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?

You know, for a fat guy you're not very jolly.

Hello, I'm Kramer.

So long as you get to do whatever it is you do.

Mulva!

Nibble on a love newton?

Oh stupid Leo was using one of those oven cleaners...

Pamela's birthday.

Acquaintances

How can a Rabbi have such a big mouth?

Stellaaaaaa!

The wheels on the bus go round and round

Umbrella twirl

That's what so vexing!

What kind of chocolate was that? Do you throw any other foods?

The only thing I watch is Xena the Warrior Princess.

The Robbery

Booze is not a religion.

Alternate Side

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?

Chinese Restaurant

Food and sex, those are my two passions.

Elaine

So, how's the fornicating gourmet?

George

The wheels on the bus go round and round

I = The Boyfriend

Joe Temple

Kiss Hello

We don't like you, George.

Masseuse

I saw your name on the buzzer - You must be Kessler.

Old men they volunteered for

I call you pimple popper MD!

Quone

Jerry dropping off Kramer's quilt at the dry-cleaners

Rebecca Glenn (Paula)

She did a full body flex on a pickle jar."

He Took iT ouT!

You've really lost a lot of hair

Valerie

The Wallet

X-rated mango

So, what are you? Afraid of her?......Yes...Yes I am!

Barry the chimpanzee who's an innocent primate who lives at the New York Zoo

So, what are you? Afraid of her?......Yes...Yes I am!

Barry the chimpanzee

I just crack my knuckles.

I just saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts.

Some mental defective put something stupid on her leg.

The Frogger machine

You mean like, an Indian Giver?

"There was a hair, in the egg salad!"

I couldn't feel my extremities.

Jerry

I'm Keeping my blood in my freezer with...my money!

Looks good - Dinner looks delicious

M

It's John... Mollika

Nose Job

Oh, you don't wanna know, mistah. I'm trouble. Big trouble

Paa-aa-aa-aa-aa-m!

You're quite mad, you know.

R - Rachel, Jerry's "buxom" girlfriend who he makes out with during Schindler's List

So we;re just a couple of white people!

Schindler's List

Dan Cortese as Tony

Uncle Leo's having regular sex?

Well I'm going down to visit my sister in Virginia next Wednesday, for a
week, so I can't park it.

You were having sex on our bed?!

You know, sex in a tub, that doesn't work!

You can't have sex with someone you admire.

Barry, the chimpanzee who lives at the New York Zoo

Richie Appel

Busboy

I'd just come from buying a speedboat

Dinner Party

You are one sick mama.

Festivus

Guess your boyfriend'll have to catch the next train.

Oh, help me, Rhonda.

I kinda snuck up behind him at the urinal

Good night, Jagdish.

Kept a lid on that for about 28 seconds.

Library Cop

Make-up sex is all that I have left.

Newman

Oh, did I frighten you? I'm not crazy.

P - "Poppie peed on my sofa"!!!

Ohh-my-God. The Queen is dead

R - Ramon (the pool guy)

So we;re just a couple of white people!

T = Tony says: "Step off, George"!

Uh, can we cut to the chase?

V = "Valdalay Industries.... Cal Varnson speaking..." says Jerry as he's answering his phone.

What was it like having sex with Adolf Hitler?

XXX = Rochelle, Rochelle

You'll be out before we get the check.

Z = Zoo: "I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago"!

And what does he export?

B = Bizzarro Diner: Reggie's

the Chinese bald cure.

D = Delores (Mulva)

She exposed her nipple.

Frank Costanza

Gammy's gettin' upset!

Hello Newman

I got a lot of problems with you people

"Jimmy's new in town"!

Babs Kramer. Nasty woman!.

L - "Lois Loan"

The Male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep.

Nose Job

No. We made love on the floor like two animals

Old men they volunteered for

I call you Pimple Popper MD!

Queen of her castle

How can a Rabbi have such a big mouth?.

Your bed is too small? I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into,
into Bourbon Street!

Where is my Twix?

Yeah uh, Elaine uh, what'd he say?

You know, for a fat guy you're not very jolly.

Write off

Where is my Twix?

Yada, Yada, Yada

I wanted seltzer, not salsa!

A = Aida, George's secretary who makes more money than him.

She did a full body flex on a pickle jar.

I'm not letting you cheat, Newman. You're not getting anywhere near
that board.

The D that's the biggest

Eggs ARE Eggs!

You know, for a fat guy you're not very jolly.

I'm George.. George Costanza.

He told me he was just using me for sex.

I = Ice cream peddling Jason Hanky (loves rum raisin)

Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry?

Kramer

Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.

Muffin Tops

No, he's very fancy! Want me, love me! Shower me with kisses!

Oh I just got back from a trip to the Galapagos Islands, I was living with the turtles.

Food and sex, those are my two passions.

I'm queen of the castle.

That's a Rat hat?

She's Stickin' It To Me!

This puddle on my sofa!

I'm a wealthy American industrialist uh, looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and uh, before I invest millions in a lucrative mine...

Vandelay? The judge's name is Vandelay?

Wizard tip calculator :lol:

She exposed her nipple

Yada Yada Yada

He thinks he can lift more than Izzy.

A - Alan Mercer ("he's a bad breaker-upper")

Boxers are much better for your sperm count.

C = Cousin Risa Costanza leaves dirty messages on George's machine.

I don't like Mr. Newman. He is an agitator

Eggs are eggs.

F = "Fantasy Camp" ("Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.")

Guess your boyfriend'll have to catch the next train.

H = Hennigan's: "That's Hennigans... no smell, no tell... Scotch."

I Think it moved!

Jerome

You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!

Larry David

MUST MISS!!!

Newman

Oh, did I frighten you? I'm not crazy.

This must be Sheila from the photo place.

Acquaintances

Dr. Resnick's office

Seinfeld

Those records are permanently sealed!

Uncle Leo

That's what so vexing!

W = Wynonna, girl from Elaine's poker game (Cigar Store Indian)

The boom box incident

Yada, yada, yada!

Pez dispenser on her leg

Andrea Doria

Look at the cute little bastard

C = Cheese: "Who put the cheese on? You people with the cheese... it never ends..." Jackie Chiles

All right! Who's dancing?

Elaine's bad dancing

Fragile Frankie Merman

George is getting upset!!

How many come in a case?....Sixty!

I especially enjoy the catalogue, those fanciful narratives really take me away.

J = Jerome: "You're the Jerome with the tax problem..." - George's kookoo girlfriend in the mental institution

I think it moved!

L = "...Laughing and Lying"! - George Costanza as he's searching for Jerry, Elaine and Susan at the movies during "Chunnel."

"I know you're in here.... LAUGHING AND LYING"! :lol:

The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep.

Nikki

Ohh-my-God. The Queen is dead.

P = "Puddy's painted his face..."

Quick Elaine! To my Archives!

R = "The Race is on"!

No Soup for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Chinese bald cure.

Umbrella Twirl

Vandelay? The judge's name is Vandelay?

Aw, what are you getting George?

The Detox Poncho.

Yada Yada

No, no. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza.

Apple pie

Babs Kramer. Nasty woman!.

Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.

Don't call anymore. I'm dead now.

Elaine

Five-alarm chili? They're trying to kill Poppie?!

GET OUT!!!!!!!

He told me he was just using me for sex

If you could see her personality it would be like one of the Elephant
Man exhibits, you know where they pull off the sheet and everyone gasps.

I just have one rule. Keep your hands off my daughter!

Kenny Rogers' Roasters

We're like children. We're not men.

M = "Mulva"?

No, no. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza.

Owen March

I pillage and plunder