Rat hat

I'm gonna slip him a mickey.

The Outing

Gammy's gettin' upset!

Newman: Vile weed!

A wedding? Have you lost it, man

You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work!

Hang on, Gammy! You're gonna make it!

Joey Zanfino

Aryan Union

I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. Europeans with the Beaujolais and Chardonnay . . .

A good old fashion cat fight!

Hipster Doofus

Elaine does the upper west side

Would you take care of Farfel?

Gammy's gettin' upset!

H = Hal Kitzmiller

I've become George!

J = Jackie Chiles

Koko the monkey.

L = "THE LOPPER" !!!

Diddlin' the Maid and then chewin' some gum

N = Neil a.k.a. "Mr. Peanut"

Oh, you mean the holes

P = "Poor little Pinkus"

Next stop, Queensboro Plaza.

R = Roy a.k.a. "Triangle Boy"

I'm the office Skank.

He Took iT ouT!

This is bogus, man!

You come barging in here asking me to contribute money for a volcano relief fund for Krakatoa.

W = Wendy a.k.a. The Kiss Hello lady & "the delicate genius."

Oh, I'm caught in my own web of lies!

She is sexy though.

You didn't get my papers?

It's a Wizard electronic organizer for my dad.

Best apple pie in the city.

Pipe down, chorus boy

Peru? I thought you wanted cigars from Cuba?

Do it in the tub

Elaine

You killed Fredo!

I've become George!

I'll see you in Hell Costanza!

I've become George!

"So, we're just a couple of white people?

Kenny Rogers

L = Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store

You've really gone Mental.

N = Kramer's "Nancy-Boy cream" that ruined the suit he sold to Kenny Bania.

Am I crazy, or didn't you quit?

Paaa-aaa-aaa-m!

Remember how Quayle looked when Benson gave him that Kennedy line?

Rat Hat

Cheapness is not a sense

Tony

Aryan Union

Van Buren Boys

We don't like you, George.

X-rated effects of the mango

You're like Lex Luthor.

Zany Kramer hair

Are they gonna do a zipper job?

Babs Kramer

Can you do this one little favor, Newmie?

I just saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts.

Express conversion

Frogger

I just Got fluctuated

Hair Hat

I love crampbark.

I love crampbark.
Same episode.....

J = Jelly candies: "Chuckles"

Jerk off.

L = "Is that Lima Bean"? cough, cough

My guys don't know your guys.

Nose job

Oh I hate smugness

Puddy

It's like I'm in Quicksand.

R = "Remember my cousin Risa? I'm gonna date her"!

Stan the caddy

That chick’s whacked.

Umbrella Twirl

Kel Varnsen

The Wait Out

a perverse sexual amalgam

Yada Yada

Izzy Mandelbaum,

Alternate Side

A blurb? You're a blurb!

NBC

Okay. Let's go, details.

Eggs are eggs.

Face painter

Georgie Boy

Hey, who took my cake?

Isosceles Kramer

It's just so much fluff.

It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York.

Hey, look at naked people.

Matt McCoy

No, you see? You got greedy

O'Brien

Poppie is a little sloppy!

You are a joke. These people are laughing at you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I Quit!

a Rabbi has inspected it, or something.

Okay. Sports,...movies. What about a talk show host?

There's a mental hospital right near here.

Umbrella Twirl

Valerie

W = "Wheelchairs, engagement presents, it never ends"!

Oxygen! I need some oxygen!

Y = "Yankee bean... yankee bean... I... like.... my yankee bean..."

Yes, he is lazy..... Yes, he is dumb.

Apple pie

She’s too bossy

C = "He had a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet"!

I hope to do it again.

E - Elaine Benes.

Fake house in the Hamptons.

Georgie Boy!

I'm blacklisted from Hop Sing's?

I've become George!!

Just a little place I like to call, "You’ll see"

K-man Kramer

I uh, lost my virginity to Miss. Stafford,

I uh, lost my virginity to Miss. Stafford,

^^^ M = The voluptuous hoMeroom teacher

No one else can stand to be with either one of you.

Old man Elaine dated

Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

Queen of the castle

Relationship intern

Sex in the bathtub

The practice apparatus

Uncle Leo

Nibble on a love newton

Newman

Its like a stay of excecution

Yada Yada

What's with the fake sneezzng?

Apple Pie

She ate breakfast naked?

Check it out, official police caution tape. Look at that.

Dairy Queen where I cooled my feet in the soft-serve machine?

Elaine

Never thought I'd fail at failing.

G = A Gene Pick

Blacklisted from Hop Sing's?

Isosceles Kramer

Jerry, you ratted me out?!

That's karma. That's Kramer.

Let me smell you.

Mulva

Good naked and bad naked

Oh, well. Crackers in a bowl. That -- That could be a meal.

You see, you're not normal I love you, but you're a Pod.

Queen of her castle

I chose not to run!

S = "She's stickin' it to me"!

This cantaloupe ttinks.

U = "The Understudy" episode

Those envelopes were toxic!

W = Weekend At Bernie's (A Gene pick)

I'm gonna let the money relax

You still using that old alarm clock?

Zephyr? That is not a word.

A = Alec Burg: "You know, you've got a great John Houseman name. Alec Burg, Mr. Burg, did you hand in your assignment"?

Mr. Bevilacqua.

Cracks? What were they saying?

We don't care, and it shows.

Elaine

Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

George is gettin' upset!!

Ah the peat!

I don't know. But I'd like to try that earpiece on, see if it's real.

Crazy Joe Davola

Kramer

Lost my virginity to Miss. Stafford

Mulva

No cucumbers for this there can be no debate

O = Olive: Cashier at Monk's who scratches Kramer's back.

People don't take you seriously.

Quone

Relationship intern

No Soup for you!

That chick’s whacked

Umbrella twirl

Advantage Varnsen!

I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it.

I've yada yada'd sex.

We've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt at the yogurt place - does that have any fat in it?

I was in a shvitz for 6 hours

Best apple pie in the city.

Booze is not a religion....Tell that to my father.

C = "CARTWRIGHT??? CARTWRIGHT???"

Don’t leave me hangin’

Elaine

Farfel

I've become George!

What the hell is a gander, anyway?

Indian Wedding

Because he, well...he's just so good-looking.

Kenny Bania

Let me smell you.

Ma!.. Ma!.. Up here! Don't get in the cab! .. Manya died! ..Manya died!!

Nibble on a love newton

Old man Elaine dated

Playing a little hardball huh Jonnyboy?

Queen of the castle

Rebecca DeMornay.

Sex in a tub, that doesn't work!

The "Lumbar Yard"

I'm pretty sure I left it behind the cushion of the chair ...

accidentally.

You've out-Neiled him

Wayne Knight

The boom box incident

Yada Yada

Bio-hazard coming through!

Best Apple Pie in the City!

Box of raisinettes

It's Bosco. You know, the chocolate syrup? I love that stuff, I pour it in milk, it's my favorite drink.

The Detox Poncho.

Eggs are eggs.

Finicky? Prissy? Fastidious?

Georgie!

Up here I'm already gone

I've become George.

Janitor's meeting

K-man Kramer

L = "Just call me Lois Loan."

The Lumbar Yard

Macho head games

Mango

Nose Job

I'm the office skank.

Paaaaam!

You're quite mad you know

Rat hat

Statute of limitations. It's not a statue.

He Took iT ouT!!

I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun
with it.

"We'll be there between two and six"! And I sat there, hour after hour, without so much as a phone call.

Oh my god, you had sex, how did that happen?

The Yada Yada

Oh, they love to do zipper jobs.

Apple pie

Sue Ellen, it's a, it's not a top, it's a bra.

Costanza

Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry?

Elaine aka Lanie