Q = Queens Borough Community College (Alma Matter of Jerry Seinfeld)

You lost Phil Rizzuto's head?

S = Sally Weaver's One Woman Show

They weren't counting on this brain!

U = "that's some ugly baby..."

Vorshtein?

W = Wig Master

The fix up

You want to trade me an undershirt?

We're trying to have a civilization here.

And nobody beats him.

This is bogus, man!

City or highway?

I don't want to run into Doctor Tongue.

E = Edwardo Corochio

Why would anyone want a friend?

G = "It's Gortex"

Hang on, Ma.. hang on

I'm not getting illegal cable!

It's upscale clientele, except for Jerry!

Why does everybody make such a big deal about the Kennedys?

Your drawings of naked Lois Lane.

M = Mike Moffett said: "He's a phony...... a big phony"!

She ate breakfast naked?

O = "You ever eat an ostrich burger"?

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live

Q = "It has a quiet dignity to it." (Fact checking job)

He went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet

S = Street sweeper: "A street sweeper cut off her pinky toe"!

The photo was all fixed and back on his desk

New York, Long Island, Florida, it's like the Bermuda

Triangle. Unfortunately, nobody ever disappears.

Not one condo in all of Del Boco Vista?

Well if you were here first, you'd be holding the phone.

Put 'em in my strongbox

Yada yada

The zipper's suck.

Anna

Bania should be setting pins at a bowling alley.

C - The stinky car episode

I don't understand you Seinfeld!

E - Elaine Benes

Flaming globes of Sigmond!

Oh, well, some guy kicked me in the side of the head.

I hate everyone!

I can't believe how much we did this afternoon. I have friends who this would've been their whole life.

Jerry...you ratted me out?

Kenny Bania

I have no patience for Lactose.

(the woman with) man hands

There is no, way, I'm gonna be a Suze

He took IT OUT!

I have no patience for lactose.

Queen of her castle

How can a Rabbi have such a big mouth?

Stan the caddy

This is bogus, man!

Umbrella twirl

Hey, Kramer - have you ever killed a man?

W - Wonder Woman, Superman, etc. that Jerry and George liked

X - Elaine gets into a taxi cab.

Elaine: 86th and Broadway please.

You one fine-looking sexy lady

Zany Kramer

And you're on the fringe of the humor business.

By the way, I saw that English Patient film last night. It was extraordinary.

You know, Elaine, you are the bear claw in
the garbage can of my life."

Del Boca Vista

Do we know Newman's first name?

I wanna tell you a secret about my bra.

Frank

You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?

Engagement

Flaming globes of Sigmond!

George is gettin' upset!

Hipster Doofus

It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored, big time.

Thanks for the juice box, Mrs. Z.

Keith Hernandez

oh yeah i like this idea

Junior Mint

She's stickin' it to me!

O'Brien

Pognosis Negative

Quone

That's a Rat hat

What am I, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island?

The wheels on the bus go round and round

Here's your problem. You're making just the muffin tops.

Vorshtein?

What're you, "Joe Hollywood"?

Big hefty stinking faux pas.

Elaine, I have to ask you about something. What? The yada yada. Yada yada?

It must take a really really big zit, to kill a man!

Alex Trebek: We were looking for 'What is Tungsten, or Wolfram'.

Big hefty stinking faux pas.

I got some Cubans for George's wedding.

You're not Ted Danson!

Elaine

Kramer, you're fighting children?

G - "George likes spicy chicken."

Hang on, Ma.. hang on

If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.

Jerry, you ratted me out?

Kramer

Look at the cute little bastard!

Male roommate, huh?

No, don't go out there, Kramer, they'll hurt you

Oh, it's a cake party.

You're all kinda puffed up

Queen of her castle

Recovering germaphobe

Shrinkage

Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.

Umbrella Twirl

Advantage Varnsen!

Winona

I don't even pay taxes......Yeah, tha's easy when you have no income.

Yada Yada

Mrs. Zanfino

A = Richie Apell (addict they had the intervention for and took Jerry's Pez dispenser.)

Something a slow witted bald man might wear!

Costanza

You see the dancer, and then,you cry again!

Elaine's bad dancing

I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple.

George

He lives in a bubble?...Boy!

I've become George!!

Well, it's just a game. Remember that, kids.

K-man, Kramer

Oh, we lost the road half-hour ago.

Marine Biologist

You see, you're not normal.

Oh, yeah. Downtown. Definitely.

Hooks, we will put everything on hooks

I see what's going on in here. I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight.

Janitors Meeting

What kind of a sick impulse does that??

Not bloody likely

Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.

Oh my God! That's my nipple.

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

Do you pick it up?

Quiet Talker

Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me.

Do you pick it up?

What episode was that from? This is the only quote of yours that I can't figure out and it's driving me crazy. I'm thinking it's something George said but I can't remember the episode!


S = SALMAN RUSHDI

What episode was that from? This is the only quote of yours that I can't figure out and it's driving me crazy. I'm thinking it's something George said but I can't remember the episode!


S = SALMAN RUSHDI

Could be be from that one where George went with that Greek orthodox (if that's what it was) religion?

T - Tatiana, George's girlfriend in the Chinese restaurant episode

Could be be from that one where George went with that Greek orthodox (if that's what it was) religion?

T - Tatiana, George's girlfriend in the Chinese restaurant episode

It was Latvian orthodox, not Greek and I don't remember George saying "Do you pick it up" in the Latvian orthodox episode.


U = "Ukraine is weak and feeble..."

Elaine said it Episode 21"The Dog" Season 3

V= Hey Elaine you have to feel my pants

Elaine said it Episode 21"The Dog" Season 3

Oh, right! She was asking Jerry if he picks up the dog turds when he walks the dog, "Farfelle." :lol:

W = Tim Whatley: "Dentist to the stars."

The perfect man -- nothing but sex and shopping

Y = "That Johnny Depp... he maka' me cry"

Hey, is that the Twilight Zone you're watching?

A = Andria Doria

She was murdered. By Jerry Seinfeld!

C = "Coco, Coco, Coco"!

You're not Ted Danson!

E = Éclair that was "hovering" in the trash pail "like an angel."

I fear my.. orgasm has left me a cripple.

G = Gino, the barber

Ho ho ho Well come on little Princess, tell Santa what you want. Don't be shy.

I cheated in the contest.

Jerry

Now it is Babu's turn to mock.

Well some people drink coffee that late.

You have no moral compass

Nose Job

Oh, you don't recall?

P = "Poppy peed on my sofa"!

Quick Elaine. To my archives!

I'm sorry. You got any booze? Let's say you and I get ripped!

Shut up, you old bag!

He TOOK it OUT!

An open-door urination policy,

V = Van Buren Boys

I can't believe we put it off until today and then we couldn't do anything because Elaine runs out to apologize to a virgin, crosses against a light, and knocks over a Chinese delivery boy.

Why would we want to help somebody?

Are you gonna leave after it's over? You know, if we have sex.

It's a pee party

You stick up for that sofa like I'm criticizing a person.

Here's a thought - Bye bye.

Bob Odenkirk

Bad man? Could've my mother been wrong?

C = "...could you tape the pigmen and the women who love them discussion..."?

All your macho head games

E = Emily, the girl Kramer loves making love to more than he loves "strawberry pie"

Big hefty stinking faux pas.

Do you know where I can get some good olives?

He thinks he can lift more than Izzy

I have no patience for lactose.

Jerry you ratted me out?

Kramer

L = Lloyd Braun

Izzy Mandelbaum

N = Nicki, Jerry's girlfriend who is like "a beautiful Godzilla"

There's a lot of peple to mock

P = Pequino'a Pizza

Quo? Is that a word?

Rat hat

So, um, do you date immature men?

He Took IT Out!!

An open-door Urination policy,

I signed up to do volunteer work with senior citizens.

A wedding? Have you lost it, man

X = Wax beans discussed by Newman on Kramer's "Merv Griffin" talk show

You had these wooden teeth

Z - Zany = Kramer

I don't see Architecture comin from you.

B = "...back up... beep, beep, beep..."

How can anyone not like him.

It's DeMornay. Rebecca DeMornay.

We are incommunicado. ...Exactly.

Frogger

It's go time

Kramer, I've driven to the Hamptons many times, I know the exit.

It's the next best thing to being alone

Hey Jerry, you ever wear silk underwear?

You know. sex in a tub, that doesn't work

Hey Jerry, you ever wear silk underwear?

L = "No, that's a Little too deLightful..."

Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming

Nose job

Sweet, fancy, Moses!

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

You're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia

Rat hat

You are one sick mama.

T = Timmy (anti-double dip chip guy)

"You took a dip... and then you dipped again! From now on, just take one dip and end it"!

Urination policy

I had like a so-so date with Valerie, now I'm number nine on the
speed-dial.

What? Is it meningitis? Scoliosis? Lupis?! Is it Lupis?!

X = "Oh, you're the Jerome with the taX problem..."

You are one sick moma!

Z = "CraZy Joe Davola..."

Anna told me that Elaine said I was one of the worst seeds she'd ever seen.

Oh, he's a public fornicator. Yes, he's a fine Boy.

I just came from Leapin' Larry's. Making fun of crippled people, is

that what you've sunk to?

Pez dispenser

Q = Quiet dignity: "Right now, he's just a fact checker, but it has a certain kind of quiet dignity..."

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone.

Frank

TV Guide read by the nerd guy on the subway

I'm such a dweeb

She thinks I'm ugly. I knew it.

The Joseph Aboud crested blazer is the finest.

Kenny Rogers Chicken bright sign that caused the Jerry/Cosmo apt. switch

The Laser's not funny. I'm funny.

Mulva

I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.

He took IT OUT!

P = Plagiarist: plagiarizes Neil Simon: Nina

Quone: to quone something.