Mrs.Howell: I hate my jewelry!

The Professor: Neither Ginger or Mary Ann would bother to give me the time of day on the Mainland so no point in trying to fix anything to ever get rescued but in the meantime I can use my skills to make life cozy for us here!

Skipper to Gilligan: I just love it when you screw up, little buddy!

Mr. Howell: Money truly has no value here!

Ginger: Makeup and glamour are for the birds!

Professor: I wish Gilligan would take a month off so he could teach me all of his scientific secrets.

Gilligan: "Here I am on an island with two gorgeous single women and all I dream about is Skinny Mulligan."

Mr. Howell: Lovey my dear, being rich sucks!

Skipper: Mary Ann, can you stop baking those yummy pies so I can lose weight?

Ginger: I’m not mad at Eva Grubb.

Eva Grubb: Of course I will tell the authorities what I did and send a boat to rescue you all!

Mary Ann:No, Mrs. Howell, I won't tell you how I'm able to bake coconut cream pies with coconuts the only ingredient found on the island!

Professor: Gilligan, can you teach me how to divide fractions, I forgot.

Gilligan: That gorilla looks like a man wearing a costume!

Gilligan: I promise never to bungle anything again, ever.

Skipper: Mary Ann, can you stop baking those yummy pies so I can lose weight?

:brent

Ginger: no makeup for me today!

The Howells: We've decided to give away all our money and possessions.

Mr. Howell: I detest the crass commercialism of the holiday season!

Mary Ann: You guys are the best family & friends I've ever had and I don't ever want to leave this island to have to go back to Kansas!

ALL the castaways "Where the heck are the Bathrooms ? "


btw - where ARE they ? lol

Skipper to Gilligan: You are the smartest little buddy ever!

Gilligan: I'm going to go pee in the lagoon, see you all later.

Skipper: PROFESSOR! (hits professor's head with his navy hat)

Professor: Gilligan, have you seen my lucky rabbit's foot? I can't think without it!

Professor: Damned if I know!

Ginger:Gilligan, if you give me a little,bitty eensy weensy piece of rope, I'll tell you what I dream about!

Eva Grubb: Yecch! I’d never want to look like Ginger Grant!

Mrs. Howell: We don't need a maid or butler here. I prefer to do the cleaning myself!

Mrs. Howell: Fine jewelry sucks! I want Monet!

Mr. Howell: When we get back to civilization, I'm hiring Gilligan to run all of my companies. He's clearly one of the world's greatest business minds!

Professor: "I've invented a motorboat that runs on methane so we all have to eat nothing but beans every day for a year."

^LOL

Mr. Howell: Cashmere sweaters are so gauche. Give me plain old wool any day.

Mr. Howell: Lovey, you look do much better in polyester than mink!

Skipper: Call me 'Jonas' or 'Mr. Grunby' instead of that nickname!

Ginger: When I get rescued I'm going to become a painter. I'm tired of being in the limelight.

Professor: To heck with Physics books, I want some copies of MAD Magazine.

Gilligan to Professor: You moron, we would've gotten off the island by now if it weren't for you and your crazy schemes!

Gilligan: wait Professor, I know the thermodynamic formula that we need!

Mary Anne: "Let's poison the Howells and steal all their money. Of course, the only problem with that plan is we're still stuck on this ****ing island."

^LOL

Skipper: Mrs. Howell, can I call you Lovey?

Ginger: Glamour is for the birds!

Ginger: I've been cooped up on this island for so long, Mr. Howell is starting to look good.

Ginger, Mary Ann, & Mrs. Howell: You're right, Gilligan. Gladys the Gorilla is the deserving winner of the Miss Castaway contest!

Gilligan: Professor, can you explain to me how Gladys the Gorilla got BORN here on this island thousands of miles and two oceans away from any African rain forest. Do you think her parents were good swimmers and stopped here to have her?

Ginger: I’d love for Eva Grubb to be my understudy!

Mary Ann: Gilligan, Ginger, and Mr. Howell all had their doubles show up on the island. When is mine going to appear??

Professor: Damned if I know!

The Mosquitoes to Gilligan, Professor, Skipper, and Mr. Howell: You guys put the Beatles to shame! Come back to civilization so The Gnats can open for us on our next world tour!

Wrongway Feldman: Yeah, I bumped into the Jungle Boy from time to time but since he couldn't fix my plane and I couldn't remember his name, we had nothing to say to each other.

Professor: I defer to Gilligan, who is much smarter than I.

Professor: "I just figured it out. It's E=mc cubed. Einstein forgot to carry the 2."

Skipper: we’re gonna get rescued. The new title of the show will be “Ginger & Fiends” based out of LA.

Mrs. Howell: "Screw La Tour d'Argent. I want Mickey D's. Now thems eats!"

Gilligan to Skipper " If you take off your hat and hit me in the head with it one more time, I will kick your fat a**":D

Lovey: I’d love some oodles of costume jewelry Thurston!

Skipper: I'm gonna marry that native girl!

Mary Ann: How do you want your steak?

Lovey Howell: To heck with getting rescued! I love this rural way of life.

Gilligan to Skipper " If you take off your hat and hit me in the head with it one more time, I will kick your fat a**":D

:lol:

Gilligan: After we return to civilization, I can't wait to see Ginger's autobiographical film. I want to relive all those times I screwed up our rescue plans.

Skipper: Gilligan, you are the most competent mate I’ve ever had.

Mr. Howell: No, I'll never bunk with the Captain and Gilligan again. Instead I'll stay with the Professor with more room and supplies at hand!

Professor: I haven’t a clue-let’s ask Gilligan!

Mrs Howell: "Thurston, would you throw that Teddy bear away? It's starting to smell weird."

Mrs. Howell: Thurston, let’s go slumming it in denim cut-offs

Ginger: "Where's the radio? It's Sunday and I have to catch up on the football scores."

Gilligan to Skipper: Would you punch me in the mouth? I want my tooth to turn into a radio again so I can hear the end of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

Thurston to Lovey: Let’s give away all our money and become Hari Krishnas.

Ginger: I'm retiring from acting. Now that the movie we made with the washed-ashore film equipment won the Cannes Film Festival, I have nothing left to prove as an actress!

Ginger: I love the way Eva Grubb took over for me. Show Biz was such a bring. Good riddance!

Gilligan: Ginger,it's been months since Eva Grubb left here and there's not been a peep about her or 'a new Ginger Grant' on the news, do you think she may not have made it back?

Ginger[silent but flashing an evil grin]

Mosquitoes to Mrs. Howell: We don't mind if you cut our long, groovy hair. Our female fans want to see us in crewcuts now.

Lovey: Thuston let’s put all our money in a bottle and send it out to sea

Mrs. Howell to Mr. Howell: It's Eunice Wentworth Howell to you, sir. I am a real person, not just your ornament!

Any of the cast: I hope we never get rescued!

Ginger: I'm just mad over Lord Beesley. Nothing is hotter than a man waving around a butterfly net!!

Ginger, Mary Ann, and Mrs. Howell: Why aren't we allowed to address any of the guys by their first names?

Professor: Let’s ask Gilligan-he’s rapier mind will figure it out for us!

Gilligan: Professor, I can't have a rapier mind. I respect women too much!

Mr. Howell: Hey, Roy and Jonas, wanna play a game of darts in my hut tonight? The Mrs. will fix us drinks.

Professor to Gilligan: Keep dialing numbers on that telephone cable. The Bijou Theater lady never told us what the prices were for their popcorn and soda pop!

Ginger: Mrs. Howell, why did you bring so many clothes on a three-hour tour?!

Mrs. Howell: I can't believe the number of outfits I packed that I'd have never worn but that fit Ginger and Mary Ann perfectly!

Ginger: "I've asked that goody two shoes Mary Ann three times to basket weave me a spittoon but the lazy ***** won't do it."

The Professor: My favorite philosophy is in MAD Magazine.

Professor to ALL: "I hear there is a Corona Virus going around, we'd better stock up on Toilet Paper !"

Skipper: Mr. Howell I have a million to build us a yacht?

Ginger: Mary Ann, which of these evening gowns would look best for my digging latrines?

Mary Ann: You lazy cows, bake your own pies!

Mrs. Howell: I'll be happy to help you in the kitchen, Mary Ann, if you can tell me where the switch is for your oven's self-cleaner.

Gilligan: Let's go back to the mad scientist's island. The mind switching was fun! This time I want to trade with Mrs. Howell.

Gilligan: How did the Howells end up bringing bottles of champagne on a three-hour tour?! It's crazy!!

Professor: "Gilligan, do you spell cat with a c or k? I never remember."

Ginger: Professor, can I call you Roy?

Ginger: Why did no one recognize me in that silent movie that we made and got shown to film festivals?

Skipper: Keep snapping those telephone cords, Gilligan -- that'll be a good way to prevent crimes like the bank robbery we heard those guys planning...

Mr. Howell: I’m giving away all our money to the Hari Krishnas.

Professor to Gilligan and Skipper: Could I move in with you guys? I get so lonely in my own hut.

Professor: Gilligan can I borrow your comic books?

Professor: I'm having too much fun making gadgets on this island. You guys figure out how to get back to civilization yourselves -- I'm staying!

Ginger: I hated makeup!

Professor: What's with the food on this island? It seems to cause everyone to have crazy dreams!

Skipper: Mary Ann, would you start making me Kale Shakes so I can lose weight? Thanks.

Gilligan: If I weren't surrounded by numbskulls, we'd have gotten off this island already!

Skipper: That Eva Grubb was pretty hot. Too bad she was batsh*t crazy, or we could have had two Gingers on the island!

Howells to Ginger and Mary Ann: You relax in our beach chairs while we do the laundry!

Ginger: And if you say no again, Gilligan, I'll tell you EXACTLY what I dream about.

Mr. Howell: Hey, Lovey Wentworth, come when I call you!

Skipper to Professor: How do you keep that radio working without any batteries?

Professor to Skipper: "I showed you how to recharge batteries in Season 1 episode 18."

Mary Ann: Mrs. Howell, why were you allergic to cats in "Feed the Kitty" but had not even a sniffle around that cat in Boris' castle?

Professor: You put the lime in the coconut and eat it all up.

Skipper: Sorry, Gilligan, I'm so klutzy around you!

The Howells: $10,000 to each of you! Merry Christmas!

Ginger: I'm tired of being poor - I'm starting a escort business !

Mary Ann: I’m waaay hotter than Ginger, you dolts!

Skipper to Mr. Howell: Can I borrow your teddy bear to sleep with? I get nightmares because I have to share a hut with big, scary Gilligan!

Professor to Skipper: "I showed you how to recharge batteries in Season 1 episode 18."

You just had to make me look stupid! :lol:

https://gilligan.fandom.com/wiki/X_Marks_the_Spot

In my defense, I have a hard time remembering the black-and-white episodes. The show looked much better in color.

Mary Ann: Gilligan, where did the UFO's we saw last night land ?

Professor: I haven’t a clue

Gilligan: E = mc2.

Gilligan to Skipper: You climb up the trees to get the coconuts. You're so much more nimble and agile than I am.

Lovey: I hate being rich!

Mr. Howell: Lovey, let's hire Gilligan as our executive assistant when we're rescued. He is brilliant!

You just had to make me look stupid! :lol:

https://gilligan.fandom.com/wiki/X_Marks_the_Spot

In my defense, I have a hard time remembering the black-and-white episodes. The show looked much better in color.

Been re watching the first season so it was still fresh in my mind.:)

Though many of my favorite episodes are from season 1, I do agree, it looks so much better in color with all of the exterior scenery.

Ginger: I hate being glamourous!

Mary Ann to Gilligan: We're stuck on a tropical island. Why the heck do you wear a long-sleeve shirt all the time?

Mr. Howell: Lovey, let’s go skinny dipping in the lagoon!

Gilligan to Ginger: You have no sense of fashion. Let me help you with your wardrobe...

Skipper - I always wanted to be a Ballet Dancer, watch me dance to Swan Lake !

Skipper: Gilligan, you’re even smarter than the Professor.

Gilligan: I've had it with this island. Dress me up as Gilliana again so the chieftain can throw me into the volcano...

Ginger: I’m so delighted Eva Grubb is carrying on my name.

Gilligan to Skipper: I don't think we figured out how Randolph Blake died yet. Let's keep re-enacting the crime until Professor, Ginger, the Howells, or Mary Ann actually murders me!

Mr. Howell: Let’s burn money instead of tinder wood.

Skipper: I'm tired of my little buddy. Can we trade him for the fake Gilligan?

Ginger: let’s wrestle in the mud Mary Ann!

Mrs. Howell: I just adore weddings! Let's marry Gladys the chimpanzee to Igor the monkey!

The castaways in unison: We never want to leave the island!

Professor: I've figured out how to get back to civilization. We can just swim back to Hawaii!

Professor: Gillian, what do you think?

Gilligan to Skipper: You better start treating me with more respect or I'll send Mr. Howell in to beat you up!

Mr Howell: Lovey, let’s go slumming it on the poor side of the island!

Mr Howell to Teddy: I'm doing just as you ask, I'm sabotaging all attempts of rescue, and making the others think it's Gilligan's fault.

Professor: Why didn't I bring a hat with me on the 3-hour tour? Not having one makes me stand out like a sore thumb around Gilligan, Skipper, and Mr. Howell.

Gillian: I don’t ever want to leave! Where else would I get an island named after me!

Skipper to Gilligan: Let's trade hammocks. That way, if I fall, you can be the cushion that I land on!

Ginger: Mary Ann can I borrow your clothes? They’re so much nicer than mine!

Mr. Howell: I'd like to get back to civilization so I can make an appointment with the IRS to audit me.

Skipper to Gillian: Gosh you’re bright little buddy. When we get rescued you must try out for Mensa.

Mr. Howell: I'd like to get back to civilization (DC) so I can fix this 2020 Election FRAUD !

gilligan -i've decided i want to be captain

Where's the toilet?

Mr Howell: A Democrat - Biden was elected ? How Dare They !

Ginger: Being glamorous bites it!

Gilligan: Ginger! Mary Ann! Time for a Gilligan sandwich.

Professor: I'm going to march over to Gilligan and Skipper's hut and tell those Laurel and Hardy wannabes what I really think of them!

Ginger: Hollywood sucks. I’d much rather be a waitress.

Mrs. Howell: Thurston, Mary Ann works so hard washing clothes and baking pies for all of us. I think I'll give her a week off and I'll do all the laundry and cooking!

Gilligan: "We have to light a signal fire to attract a boat so we can have enough people for a full court basketball game."

Skipper: I just love all of Gilligan’s mishaps.

Ginger to Professor: Can you teach Gilligan how to become more of a ladies' man? You're the expert on this.

Professor: When we ever get off this island, I'm giving up my scientific books. I'm going to become a sculptor instead.

Ginger: when I get off this island I’m going to take a breather and be a waitress.

Skipper: I'm going to be nicer to Gilligan from now on, so he doesn't beat me up.

Professor: Where are my Archie comic books?

Ginger: I need to ditch Mary Ann as a hutmate. I don't get any interest from the guys because they think we're gay!

Gilligan, to The Skipper, "Let's go over to Ginger and Mary Anne's hut and try to get laid!"

Skipper: Ginger reminds me of an old Irish Setter I once had.

Thurston to Lovey: Let’s go slumming to the poor part of the Island, and be sure to where your Monet jewelry and not the real stuff.

Mrs. Howell: When we get off this island, I'm getting a divorce. Thurston doesn't have nearly enough money to support my lifestyle!

Ginger: I’m gonna do nudies when we get off this Godforsaken island!

Ginger: Mary Ann, let's start sunbathing in the nude. These men won't even notice us.

Professor: I'm quitting my job to become the next Clark Gable. If I can win the Cannes Film Festival in my movie debut, the sky's the limit!

Gilligan: Professor, you're the only one of us guys who never wears a hat, yet you and Ginger (in her strapless evening gowns) being redheads never get sunburns here!

Gilligan to Skipper: Why do we have to sleep in hammocks when everybody else has a regular bed?

Everyone: we love being stranded!

Gilligan to Skipper: Let's sniff the natural gas vents again. I like dancing around in slow motion!

Gilligan: I'm tired of coconut cream pie. I wish Mary Ann could find some peanut butter and chocolate on this island.

Lovey: I hate money Thurston. Let’s pay for everything with S & H trading stamps.

Mary Ann: Since the guys never pay any attention to me, I'm eloping with the first islander who makes me an offer.

Skipper: Gilligan, you are so brilliant!

Professor: I've devised the perfect formula to get us off the island. Ginger, you climb to the top of the tallest tree, change into a bikini, and put on a dance show so the sailors can see you!

Ginger: let’s go slumming it in bargain basement hand-me-downs

Radio announcer: Luckily the US Navy has a Hungarian translator who's decoded Tiffany Erica Smith's directions for that island!

Any castaway: Isn't it amazing how much stuff we brought along on the three hour tour?

Professor: There's a perfectly logical reason why I packed my dinner jacket for the tour to wear over my regular clothes.

Thurston Howell: Money is the root of all evil, right Lovey?

Professor: I should wear a hat regularly so I have something to hit Gilligan with when he does something stupid!

Ginger: Mrs. Howell, why in the world did you bring your powdered wigs on a three-hour tour??!!

NASA scientists: We need to devote one trillion dollars to send a manned mission to the alien planet of the chickens!

Everyone: Gilligan you are soooo smart!

Skipper: How can a butterfly collector come and go to this island, but we can't?

Ginger: So nice to be away from the bright lights....

Gilligan: I wish we'd get rescued so I could marry Mary Ann and milk cows on a farm with her.

Professor: Darned if I know!

Mary Ann: Since coconuts don't grow in Kansas so I won't be able to make any coconut creme pie there, I don't want to be rescued!

Everyone: We want to stay here forever!

Skipper: When we get back to civilization, I'll have to find a new first mate. Gilligan's way too talented to be stuck on the SS Minnow ... the Navy will probably snap him up to captain a new battleship!

Mrs. Howell: Costume jewelry is the best!

Professor: I've been secretly in love with the lovely Mary Ann since we got here.

Professor: I've been secretly in love with the lovely Mary Ann since we got here.

Ginger: Tee hee! That's NEVER been a secret, Professor! We've known all along!

Gilligan: I've been hiding my brilliance under a cloak of stupidity so that we never have to leave this beautiful isolated paradise!

Ginger: Tee hee! That's NEVER been a secret, Professor! We've known all along!


:)

Mr. Howell: How am I supposed to give away my entire fortune to charity when I'm stuck on this deserted island?

Everyone: RATS, we’re getting rescued!

Mr. Howell: From now on I will caddy for Gilligan instead of the other way around. I always wanted to be a blue-collar worker...

Gilligan: Skipper, how come we have to wear the same outfits every single day but the Howells have different clothes all the time?

Professor: Somebody punch Gilligan so his tooth becomes a radio again. He gets much better reception than this blasted white box!

Mr. Howell: You'd think with all my money, I could have paid one of those island visitors millions to rescue us! I guess I never thought to make them an offer?

Professor: I need to figure out how to harness Gilligan's supreme athletic powers to get us off the island. I've never seen a person paddle a boat on land as fast as he did when a bomb was attracted to him!

Everybody: Fish for supper again?!

Islanders: Why is it so hard for us to turn these 7 idiots into our slaves?

Skipper: Ginger, will you marry me when we get off this island?

Ginger,: aI Miss shopping at Filene’s bargain basement.

Gilligan: I can't wait to get rescued so I can finish my great American novel.

Skipper: I wonder if Ginger would date me if we get back to civilization?

Thurston Howell: Wealth sucks!

Gilligan to Professor: Can I be your little buddy instead of Skipper's?

Ginger: Eva Grubb is a sweet young thing!

Eva Grubb: I've got a sucky name but a killer body. I'm leaving these losers far behind. (Okay, that's not really a stretch.)

Eva Grubb: I know I'm so hot that I came here to see if the men of the world would FOLLOW me here!

NASA Houston, in the episode where their live camera ends up on the island: Obviously we've found evidence of a superior civilization in our galaxy!

Ginger: Gilligan, will you teach me how to fish so I can pull my weight?

^^^LOL

Mr. Howell: I'm going to start a second career as a movie director when we get back to the States. After all, my film won the Cannes Film Festival, and I didn't even have to bribe the judges!

My favorite episode is their foolish stage production of Cleopatra. I find it amusing they had 3 cleos. The skipper should have more lines. E mail me to discuss show. Eve0715@aol.com

Skipper: I wish Ginger and Mary Ann would cover themselves up more!

Gilligan to Mary Ann: Please make me a stronger hat. My current one is too floppy to hurt Skipper if I try to bop him back with it.

Gilligan: I wonder if Mary Ann would make me a shirt that's not red?

Ginger: I’m glad Eva Grubb is taking over for me!

Skipper: If we have one more fish fry, I'm going to be sick.

Professor: I've got a great idea to get us off the island. Let's all ride Skipper like he's a humpback whale so he can swim us all back to civilization!

^LOL

Ginger: Mary Ann, do you think I'm too curvy?

Mrs. Howell: I'm worried about high government debt levels. Thurston, let's donate all our money to Uncle Sam to help pay it down.

Mrs. Howell: Does this dress make my buns look big?

Ginger: I want a rematch with Gladys the Gorilla for next year's Miss Castaway contest!

Professor: Oh, Mrs. Howell, don't be such a pearl clutcher!

Skipper: Let’s ask Gilligan: he’s the smartest one of us all

Skipper: Ginger is skinny as a popsicle stick. She needs more curves.

Professor: Skipper, I insist you lose weight. I'm worried you'll suffer a heart attack here on the island and we won't be able to save you.

Ginger::Glamour stinks!

Mary Ann: You losers! Make your own pies!

Mrs. Howell: I so much prefer Woolworth jewelry over Gucci

Mrs. Howell: Oh, Thurston, when we get off this island, the first place I want to go to is Wally's World.

Mary Ann: Can you get me into the D.A.R. Mrs. Howell?
Gilligan: How do you spell D.A.R.?

Mr. Howell: When we get rescued, I'm going to give away my billions to those less fortunate. I've really grown as a human being on this island. (wipes a tear away from his eye)

Ginger: When I get off this island I'm going to go out and gain 75 pounds and give up acting. I'm over it.

Skipper: Mary Anne, put your top back on.

Skipper: My goodness, Ginger, put some clothes on!

Ginger: I wish the single guys would just run around in nothing but swim trunks- especially that hunky Skipper!