Personally I disagree with "built like a school bus", as that's a heated argument with shouting out-and-out insults. I think of "catty" as being more "sly" or "digging" (with a hint of style, haha). But this could all be semantics, lol.

Sue Ann had recently (just two months earlier) gone on a starvation diet, causing her to faint in front of everyone. Everyone knew she was experiencing extreme worries about her weight. Worries that were totally unjustified, as she wasn't overweight at all.

Cindy knew this, and yet made slams about her Sue Ann's weight nonetheless. It was an unnecessary dig, as Sue Ann was not built like a school bus. If it wasn't catty, it was petty: totally unnecessary, given the recent circumstances.

Natalie was definitely catty in "Running", getting what I call her "prevenge" for the Lost Girls' cattiness in "Sex Symbol", where Cindy again is quite catty toward not just Natalie but also Helen.

Sue Ann had recently (just two months earlier) gone on a starvation diet, causing her to faint in front of everyone. Everyone knew she was experiencing extreme worries about her weight. Worries that were totally unjustified, as she wasn't overweight at all.

Cindy knew this, and yet made slams about her Sue Ann's weight nonetheless. It was an unnecessary dig, as Sue Ann was not built like a school bus. If it wasn't catty, it was petty: totally unnecessary, given the recent circumstances.

Natalie was definitely catty in "Running", getting what I call her "prevenge" for the Lost Girls' cattiness in "Sex Symbol", where Cindy again is quite catty toward not just Natalie but also Helen.

Yeah, Facts of Facts references how there are a lot of the jokes about Sue Ann being fat, especially by Blair.

OR the lost girls were getting revenge on Natalie for being mean there ;)

Yeah, Facts of Facts references how there are a lot of the jokes about Sue Ann being fat, especially by Blair.

Yes, they do observe the weight digs... but we expect this from Blair. When it comes from Cindy, it's quite a shock. But we discover that Cindy is no Miss Innocent herself.


OR the lost girls were getting revenge on Natalie for being mean there ;)

A dish served cold... much like rice pudding...

C'mon, these are kids (teens, but still). The girls got into a fight, and kids thoughtlessly yell and insult each other when they get angry. After all, Sue Ann did just essentially call Cindy a "pig face" in front of all their friends, so I'm sure she got very hurt/humiliated/hot-headed at that moment! (there's my quota of "h" words for the night :lol: ) At that moment I can just feel Cindy's heat rising, lol.

Natalie was definitely catty in "Running", getting what I call her "prevenge" for the Lost Girls' cattiness in "Sex Symbol", where Cindy again is quite catty toward not just Natalie but also Helen.

Cindy Schmindy, I find it much more interesting with Sue Ann getting catty with Natalie, after Natalie really needled her in "Running". OOOOooooo! :eek: (heehee)

(Nat's such the affable jokester, I wonder if after her shoulder-gripping catty dig Sue Ann later was like, "And what was with Natalie? What did I ever do to her??" lol)

C'mon, these are kids (teens, but still). The girls got into a fight, and kids thoughtlessly yell and insult each other when they get angry. After all, Sue Ann did just essentially call Cindy a "pig face" in front of all their friends, so I'm sure she got very hurt/humiliated/hot-headed at that moment! (there's my quota of "h" words for the night :lol: )

Oh, Sue Ann wasn't Miss Innocent, either.

But ultimately, Mr. Bradley is responsible for the whole mess. Those girls would never have started in on each other without his goading.

It's nice to see that Sue Ann and Cindy stayed "buddies forever" despite that incident.

Oh, Sue Ann wasn't Miss Innocent, either.

But ultimately, Mr. Bradley is responsible for the whole mess. Those girls would never have started in on each other without his goading.

It's nice to see that Sue Ann and Cindy stayed "buddies forever" despite that incident.


Hear, hear! "Bradley, you bastard!" :lol:

Buddies forever! :bighug:

Yep! Cindy and Sue Ann stayed friends while Bradley... well he and Miss Mahoney got demoted to cleaning up after Chesnut in the stables.

Yep! Cindy and Sue Ann stayed friends while Bradley... well he and Miss Mahoney got demoted to cleaning up after Chesnut in the stables.

There's another theory!

But would Bradley's ego ever allow him to stoop to cleaning up after horses? He seems a bit too haughty for that line of work.

There's another theory!

But would Bradley's ego ever allow him to stoop to cleaning up after horses? He seems a bit too haughty for that line of work.

He'd do it if Prototype Monica asked him to! lol

He'd do it if Prototype Monica asked him to! lol

LMAO! One of you needs to do a photoshop of that!

He'd do it if Prototype Monica asked him to! lol

Haha! But Prototype Monica soon changed to Monica Monica. How long would that Monica be able to keep Mr. Bradley occupied in the stable?

And what of Miss Mahoney? The only reason she'd go in the stable is to get those rabbits in trouble! :grineyes:

Haha! "Eight rabbits in one biology lab?? There's gonna be trouuuubbbbllllleee!"

Haha! "Eight rabbits in one biology lab?? There's gonna be trouuuubbbbllllleee!"

Make that douuuuuuubbbblllllllle!

Don't pop your friend's buuuubbbblllllllleeeee!

Don’t forget to shave that stuuuuuuubbbbbbllllllle!

That space telescope is Huuuubbbbllllllleeeee!

Barney's a Ruuuuubbbblllle!

Barney's a Ruuuuubbbblllle!

Hahahaha!!!!! Good one!

In The Way We Were, Robert Redford was a Huubbble!

:lol:

Natalie's mono was containnnnnnabbbbbbllllllllllle!!!!!!

Because if it wasn’t she’d be in troouubblee with Nurse Edna lol

There once was a lamp in the dorm
And a background role was its norm
Then it followed dear Edna
And sat 'side her bed-na
Then sat by the couch for good form*

*(for a two-season limited run, lol)

There once was a lamp in the dorm
And a background role was its norm
Then it followed dear Edna
And sat 'side her bed-na
Then sat by the couch for good form*

*(for a two-season limited run, lol)

:rofl: Awesome!

Why Lorsie, thank you for that "Awesome!"
I enjoy writing limericks to toss 'em
Right here on this board
For this show that's adored
Now let's get spaghetti with sauce-um!

:crazy:

Why Lorsie, thank you for that "Awesome!"
I enjoy writing limericks to toss 'em
Right here on this board
For this show that's adored
Now let's spaghetti with sauce-um!

:crazy:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

There once was a lamp in the dorm
And a background role was its norm
Then it followed dear Edna
And sat 'side her bed-na
Then sat by the couch for good form*

*(for a two-season limited run, lol)

:lol:

Another excellent prop tribute limerick, '80s! Well done!

:lol:

Another excellent prop tribute limerick, '80s! Well done!

Thanks, sometimes the props just "make" this show! :lol: :crazy:

Two rabbits named Juliette and Romeo
Had the Eastland stable as their home-eo
They shared it with a horse
Who was much bigger, of course
Whose tail and mane Blair would come comb-eo

That's great!

There once was a horse in the stable
In Eastland's old Season One fable
While Toot and Blair clowned
The horse nearly drowned
Now Bradley has a "hero" label

^---another great one for the stable! lol

^---another great one for the stable! lol

Cute! :lol:

There once was a Cindy named "Webster"
And her surname, it rhyme-ed with "Debster"
Then she changed it to "Baker"
(Her agent did make her)
To become a top model celeb-ster

There once was a Cindy named "Webster"
And her surname, it rhyme-ed with "Debster"
Then she changed it to "Baker"
(Her agent did make her)
To become a top model celeb-ster

LOL top notch rhyming Eights! :clap::clap:

Thanks! Our girls deserve our best efforts! lol :typing:

Thanks! Our girls deserve our best efforts! lol :typing:

Especially our lost girls since production was so terrible to them.

There once was a Cindy named "Webster"
And her surname, it rhyme-ed with "Debster"
Then she changed it to "Baker"
(Her agent did make her)
To become a top model celeb-ster

The "Debster" line aside, this is very cute. :lol:

The "Debster" line aside, this is very cute. :lol:

:lol:

The "Debster" line aside, this is very cute. :lol:
Hey! That was a back-handed compliment!

Rhyming with "web" is harder than you'd think! :lol:

Rhyming with "web" is harder than you'd think! :lol:

Very, very true.

Inspired by your limerick, here's one of my own:


There once was a girl, Cindy Webster
Who cared for Sue Ann, and caressed her
But then Blair saw them touching
And started her judging
It caused a bad start that semester

Very, very true.

Inspired by your limerick, here's one of my own:


There once was a girl, Cindy Webster
Who cared for Sue Ann, and caressed her
But then Blair saw them touching
And started her judging
It caused a bad start that semester

:eek:
Can you blame her? :lol:

Great rhymes though! Both of you. :)

:eek:
Can you blame her? :lol:

Sue Ann was so kind to Cindy that year: befriending her, helping her with track, and just being a good friend. I'm not at all surprised that Cindy developed a crush on her.


Great rhymes though! Both of you. :)
Why thank you!

Sue Ann was so kind to Cindy that year: befriending her, helping her with track, and just being a good friend. I'm not at all surprised that Cindy developed a crush on her.


Why thank you!

Hey now, she was just being affectionate, she's not strange! ;)

Hey now, she was just being affectionate, she's not strange! ;)

I'm not talking about a romantic crush, I'm just talking about a girl-crush one girl may develop for an older girl who is kind to her.

I'm not talking about a romantic crush, I'm just talking about a girl-crush one girl may develop for an older girl who is kind to her.

Hmm, Ive never heard that term.

Very, very true.

Inspired by your limerick, here's one of my own:


There once was a girl, Cindy Webster
Who cared for Sue Ann, and caressed her
But then Blair saw them touching
And started her judging
It caused a bad start that semester


Oh wow! I never even thought of the "-essed her" option! That opens up more possibilities! :lol:

Great poem!

Sue Ann was so kind to Cindy that year: befriending her, helping her with track, and just being a good friend.
Don't forget nominating her for Harvest Queen! :)

I'm not talking about a romantic crush, I'm just talking about a girl-crush one girl may develop for an older girl who is kind to her.
Hmmm, interesting...I don't know that I would call it a girl crush, but I can see what you mean. I think I would say she maybe started off having a girl crush on her, which then developed into a mutual best friendship.

Hmm, Ive never heard that term.
You haven't?? You've never heard of a girl crush or a man crush?

It's, like, where you really, really like someone of your own gender so much that you totally admire them and you're all giddy over them in a completely platonic way. When the focus is on celebrities, you just love the idea of if they knew you existed and thought you were cool enough to wanna actually voluntarily hang out with you and get to be your friend.

People nowadays have discussions and Q&As about who your celebrity "man crush" or "girl crush" is.

Don't forget nominating her for Harvest Queen! :)

Very true! Buddies forever!!!

Very true! Buddies forever!!!
"Right, gourds to the end!"

(Harvest Ball edition :lol:)

"Right, gourds to the end!"

(Harvest Ball edition :lol:)
:turkey:

Hmmm, interesting...I don't know that I would call it a girl crush, but I can see what you mean. I think I would say she maybe started off having a girl crush on her, which then developed into a mutual best friendship.

It definitely did. We saw that relationship blossom and grow, and it wasn't the same kind of relationship at the beginning that it was in the end. And while they both seemed close to Nancy as well, there was something special about the Cindy-Sue Ann friendship: "buddies forever" seemed the appropriate terminology; "pals to the end", and we witnessed them being pals from the very first episode, almost to the end (43 episodes from the end of the show).


You haven't?? You've never heard of a girl crush or a man crush?

It's, like, where you really, really like someone of your own gender so much that you totally admire them and you're all giddy over them in a completely platonic way. When the focus is on celebrities, you just love the idea of if they knew you existed and thought you were cool enough to wanna actually voluntarily hang out with you and get to be your friend.

People nowadays have discussions and Q&As about who your celebrity "man crush" or "girl crush" is.

That's a good explanation.


Don't forget nominating her for Harvest Queen! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Ooh, good point.

You haven't?? You've never heard of a girl crush or a man crush?

It's, like, where you really, really like someone of your own gender so much that you totally admire them and you're all giddy over them in a completely platonic way. When the focus is on celebrities, you just love the idea of if they knew you existed and thought you were cool enough to wanna actually voluntarily hang out with you and get to be your friend.

People nowadays have discussions and Q&As about who your celebrity "man crush" or "girl crush" is.
Haha very interesting. Thanks for the lesson. :D


It definitely did. We saw that relationship blossom and grow, and it wasn't the same kind of relationship at the beginning that it was in the end. And while they both seemed close to Nancy as well, there was something special about the Cindy-Sue Ann friendship: "buddies forever" seemed the appropriate terminology; "pals to the end", and we witnessed them being pals from the very first episode, almost to the end (43 episodes from the end of the show).


Very true!

:turkey:

:lol:

pilgrim:

There once was a Harvest Ball queen
Who was so exceedingly mean
She bullied a girl
Who was lost in a whirl
Until Garrett upon her did lean

There once was a Harvest Ball queen
Who was so exceedingly mean
She bullied a girl
Who was lost in a whirl
Until Garrett upon her did lean

:) Nice job as always

Perhaps "above adequate" you might say? ;) lol :p

Brenda roomed briefly with Nat-equate
And neither was really that glad-equate
Brenda went for long walks
Just to look at dumb rocks
And if you asked how she was, she'd say, "Adequate".

That's hilarious, '80s!


A Brenda could tickle the ivories
While Natalie started some rivalries
Disparaging Tootie
And acting all moody
While Jo and Blair painted papaya trees!


*artistic license, as Blair actually painted bananas on the trees, and Jo wasn't actually involved in the painting at all.

A Brenda could tickle the ivories
While Natalie started some rivalries
Disparaging Tootie
And acting all moody
While Jo and Blair painted papaya trees!


*artistic license, as Blair actually painted bananas on the trees, and Jo wasn't actually involved in the painting at all.
Hahahahaha! That's hilarious! :rofl:

(both the poem, and the footnote!)

South Pacific, it featured a part
Natalie wanted with all of her heart
It was led by Miss Downes
Who yelled with a frown
To Bren', "Oh, cut that out, just start!"

Ahahahahaha!

Very nice!

I can't believe how many Brenda-centric limericks we've created! Who would have thought so much creativity could come from two mostly-wallpaper characters?

Ahahahahaha!

Very nice!

I can't believe how many Brenda-centric limericks we've created! Who would have thought so much creativity could come from two mostly-wallpaper characters?

We have Nancy too :lol:

We have Nancy too :lol:

:lol:

"The Beat" is young, happening, and hip
But that Brenda is, o, such a drip
She insulted Nat's Chat
With snideness and that
Made the girls want to fatten her lip

"The Beat" is young, happening, and hip
But that Brenda is, o, such a drip
She insulted Nat's Chat
With snideness and that
Made the girls want to fatten her lip

:clap

There once was a Brenda who's swell
But the girl's just unable to spell
She made Blair a sign
And hung it with twine
Then they left in the 'E' there -- oh well!


*artistic license, as we know Brenda isn't actually swell, just adequate

*artistic license, as we know Brenda isn't actually swell, just adequate

You had me wondering! :lol:

Eastland School was Molly's turf-bag
Much too far from the ocean to surf-bag
Then one day her mad face
Saw that she was in space
And she yelled at a boy, "scrawny nerfbag!"

You had me wondering! :lol:
:lol:


Your Molly limerick is hilarious! :lol:

Eastland School was Molly's turf-bag
Much too far from the ocean to surf-bag
Then one day her mad face
Saw that she was in space
And she yelled at a boy, "scrawny nerfbag!"

I read that to the tune of Molly’s song about her dad

Alex, Brenda, Emily, Miko, Jenny, and Terry
All wore Eastland's blue and canary
They were rarely seen
The producers were mean
And locked 'em in Eastland Library

:lol:

:lol:


Your Molly limerick is hilarious! :lol:

Thanks, I never could'a done it if you hadn't alerted us to that cinematic masterpiece! :lol:


I read that to the tune of Molly’s song about her dad

Haha! Well, you'd really have to speed up those last few lines at it's noticeably longer than Molly's ballad! :lol:

Alex, Brenda, Emily, Miko, Jenny, and Terry
All wore Eastland's blue and canary
They were rarely seen
The producers were mean
And locked 'em in Eastland Library

:lol:

Haha! Well, at least Brenda could read to them all about the different kinds of rocks! :lol:

Eastland had a nice cafeteria
And the view out the windows was clear-ia
But if you wanted booze
You were surely to lose
'Cause they never kept there any beer-ia

Eastland had a nice cafeteria
And the view out the windows was clear-ia
But if you wanted booze
You were surely to lose
'Cause they never kept there any beer-ia

:lol:

Except when Jo "got beer"! ;)

Haha! Well, at least Brenda could read to them all about the different kinds of rocks! :lol:

"This one's a geode... it's adequate..." :lol:

:rofl:

There once was a deliveryboy
Very nerdy, and his name was Roy
He panted for Jo
And he gave her, you know,
A kiss for graduation -- oh, boy!

Didn't you give me a hard time for rhyming "four-poster" with "poster"?! And now you're rhyming "delivery boy" with "boy"?! '80s, '80s, '80s... :lol:

I kid, of course, but I had to give you a hard time... ;)

Did I?? :lol: :o

Well, my apologies then! lol :blush:

Mrs. Garrett lost "25 big ones"
A feat that she really did dig-ones
She broke out her slacks
To show off the max
Of her weight loss and then danced a jig-ones

(apologies for the terrible word liberties, lol)

Hahahaha! Very good!

Mrs. Garrett lost "25 big ones"
A feat that she really did dig-ones
She broke out her slacks
To show off the max
Of her weight loss and then danced a jig-ones

(apologies for the terrible word liberties, lol)

:lol: Excellent like always Eightsy

Glad y'all liked, lol.

Mrs. Garrett and sev'ral young girls
40 years ago came to this world
They brought lots of laughter
And love and still after
These decades they make our hearts curl :)

Glad y'all liked, lol.

Mrs. Garrett and sev'ral young girls
40 years ago came to this world
They brought lots of laughter
And love and still after
These decades they make our hearts curl :)

Haha very nice

There once were seven girls at ol' Eastland
Which was in Peekskill, and not Cleveland
But execs couldn't count
(What was that all about?)
And with the girls' numbers, decreased 'em

:lol:

^---lol, sadly so!

There once was a Mrs. named Garrett
Whose hair was as red as a carrot
When her eight girls would fight
Over an M&M at night
She'd scream at them all, "OH JUST SHARE IT!!"

:lol: I bet it was difficult to split an M&M eight ways. Evenly, anyway.

Yup, that's part of the fun! :lol:

There once was a Mrs. named Garrett
Whose hair was as red as a carrot
When her eight girls would fight
Over an M&M at night
She'd scream at them all, "OH JUST SHARE IT!!"

MRS G would also most likely scream: QUIET!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

There once was a man, not a toon-y
Who just could not STAND that George Clooney
Each day 3 to 4
He cringed at their store
'Cause that head tic would make him go LOONY!

There once was a man, not a toon-y
Who just could not STAND that George Clooney
Each day 3 to 4
He cringed at their store
'Cause that head tic would make him go LOONY!

LOL not "toon-y"?! :lol:

A better last line would be:

'Cause he'd like to send his tic head to the MOON-Y! :lol:

LOL not "toon-y"?! :lol:

We get very silly with artistic liberties around this thread! :lol:


A better last line would be:

'Cause he'd like to send his tic head to the MOON-Y! :lol:

Well there ya go, lol.

Some limericks here are quite silly
And others so funny: a dilly
So make up a “lim”
With whatever your whim
The reception: unlikely quite chilly!

cfr kept slamming poor Natalie
For he said that she acted quite bad-alie
But on season 7's watch
He spit out his scotch
When he saw he now watched her quite glad-alie!

cfr kept slamming poor Natalie
For he said that she acted quite bad-alie
But on season 7's watch
He spit out his scotch
When he saw he now watched her quite glad-alie!

Season 1 through 4
Natalie was a bore
Her father would die
Mindy learned how to cry
And her acting became much more mature! :lol:

Some limericks here are quite silly
And others so funny: a dilly
So make up a “lim”
With whatever your whim
The reception: unlikely quite chilly!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Tootie Tootie toot toot toot
Her misadventures great big hoot
Pal-ling around with best friend “Nat”:
Pleasingly plump not really fat
Both funny and sunny to boot!

There once was a comp'ny named Reelz
Who with many "Facts" people made dealz
This docu was new
Making fans go "woo-hoo!"
And it gave all Lost Girl fans "the feelz"

:grouphug:

Season 1 through 4
Natalie was a bore
Her father would die
Mindy learned how to cry
And her acting became much more mature! :lol:


I always found NATALIE hilarious and especially in the early seasons (even though she laughed at her own jokes): she totally cracked me up with her comments!:lol::lol::lol:

There once was a Lisa, naive
Who fell for a preacher named Steve
They had three kids in a row
Twenty years passed, dontcha know
And then Lisa decided to leave

So much for arranged marriages...

Eastland, 'twas said, had a pool
And that is, like, totally cool
But none of our girls
Would see "wet" their curls
So 'twas never on screen at the school

Eastland, 'twas said, had a pool
And that is, like, totally cool
But none of our girls
Would see "wet" their curls
So 'twas never on screen at the school

That was refreshing (like a pool)!

There once was a bowl of cheese dip
That when setting the table, was skipped
They asked Cindy please
To bring out the cheese
But she wouldn't lift one fingertip! :lol:

:lol:

This limerick is dedicated to Dawn Schroder, AKA Jenny.

There once was a student named Jenny
An Eastland girl (one of the many!)
She had golden tresses
And burgundy dresses
But never ate at the ole Denny's! :lol:

^---Wow...congrats to limericking one of the most obscure girls ever! :clap

There once was a birdie named Bruce
Who watched TV with birdie juice*
He did love the "Facts"
But flew at "Girls" with attacks
So he and cfr made a truce!

(*taking poetic liberty as I'm sure cfr doesn't go to the grocery and buy "Birdie Juice")

There once was a birdie named Bruce
Who watched TV with birdie juice*
He did love the "Facts"
But flew at "Girls" with attacks
So he and cfr made a truce!

(*taking poetic liberty as I'm sure cfr doesn't go to the grocery and buy "Birdie Juice")

:brent

Birdie Juice?! :lol:

Hey, sometimes we gotta get really creative around here!! :lol:

^---Wow...congrats to limericking one of the most obscure girls ever! :clap
Thanks! And your limerick dedicated to Bruce is quite nice...

There once was a city called Paris
Visited by Blair, an heiress
Her friends were there too
Mrs. Garrett was blue
But Chef Antoine hardly could care-iss!

:lol:

The girls went to Paris, in France
While Edna obeyed strictest commands
They ran around town
To places renouned
And Jo had a biker romance

:lol:

Mrs. Garrett studied how to cook French
But the chef, in her plans, threw a wrench!
But she did persevere
And conquered her fear
And kicked his French *ss to the bench!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

-

That's very good Retro and 80sSitcoms!

That's very good Retro and 80sSitcoms!

Thanks Valentina! :wave:

Mrs. Garrett had a magical smock
And of it, her girls all did talk
A candle was there
And a tender-i-zair
And probably pencils and chalk!

-

It’s just not OUR Mrs G with such flat hair :(

It’s just not OUR Mrs G with such flat hair :(

lol, well it's all gathered into a long curving ponytail in the back. :)

lol, well it's all gathered into a long curving ponytail in the back. :)

:lol: that's true, but the friendly grandma works better with a nice poof

Mrs. Garrett had a magical smock
And of it, her girls all did talk
A candle was there
And a tender-i-zair
And probably pencils and chalk!

Nice! :clap

There once was a tall girl named Nancy
Whose wordage for math was quite fancy
Not "math" would she say
But "arithmetic", gay
So 'twas her intelligent stance-y

:brent

Blair brushes paint on a canvas
While Sue Ann prattles on about Kansas
She goes on and on
About Miller's Pond
Till at last, fin'ly, Blair cannot stands-its!

Blair brushes paint on a canvas
While Sue Ann prattles on about Kansas
She goes on and on
About Miller's Pond
Till at last, fin'ly, Blair cannot stands-its!

Another great one! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Another great one! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Thanks, my creative juice dam has been bursting again. :lol: :crazy:

Poor Sue Ann was all out of luck
For her happiness, Blair loved to muck
The farm girl saw red
And angrily said
To go find a haystack and suck

For Blair Warner, money's a factor
(Her dad is the school's benefactor)
But Sue Ann got mad
A fight they did have
And Blair told her where to park tractor

There once was a tiger and hat
An Eastland dorm room's where they sat
They witnessed huge changes
The cast rearranges
In the bedroom of Toot and Nat

Lol, nice...that reminds me how my algebra teacher my junior year encouraged to use "factor" for "the F word": "You can just say, 'Oh, factor!' " :lol:

There once was a tiger and hat
An Eastland dorm room's where they sat
They witnessed huge changes
The cast rearranges
In the bedroom of Toot and Nat

Always nice to see love for Señor Tiger.

There once were some flat marigolds
And this is the story they tolds:
A new girl in town
On a bike mowed them down
And Mrs. Garrett took them into her holds

There once were some flat marigolds
And this is the story they tolds:
A new girl in town
On a bike mowed them down
And Mrs. Garrett took them into her holds


That will actually always be my favourite episode from season 2: 'The new girl' was the introduction of JO, and when the 'Core of 4' got in trouble together for the first time lol! (landing in jail, after being discovered sneaking in a bar was an unforgettable experience!)

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There once were some flat marigolds
And this is the story they tolds:
A new girl in town
On a bike mowed them down
And Mrs. Garrett took them into her holds

Oh, nice! A limerick told from the POV of the ruined marigolds! How creative! :lol:

Oh, nice! A limerick told from the POV of the ruined marigolds! How creative! :lol:

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Yes, there was originally a larger cast of Mrs. Garrett marigolds in front of the cafeteria, but Jo made a purge. ;)

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Yes, there was originally a larger cast of Mrs. Garrett marigolds in front of the cafeteria, but Jo made a purge. ;)

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There once was a pair of Amphibians
And their names were Frog and Toad-ibians
Then Sue Ann and Cindy
Got as close as kin-dy
And they became the new best friend-ibians

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This one's in honor of "Free Spirit":

There once was a school near Poughkeepsie*
Where Garrett's young son is a gypsy
He lies about stuff
'Til she's had enough
And packs his bags, destined for Cinci

*artistic license, as Peekskill and Poughkeepsie are only 30 miles apart.

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This one's in honor of "Free Spirit":

There once was a school near Poughkeepsie*
Where Garrett's young son is a gypsy
He lies about stuff
'Til she's had enough
And packs his bags, destined for Cinci

*artistic license, as Peekskill and Poughkeepsie are only 30 miles apart.



Ha ha good one Retro!

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Why thank you, Valentina!

Blair says she'll "julienne something"
And to the kitchen she goes galumphing
But she didn't know
That Cindy, hoho,
Would be down there iron (skillet) pumping

(lots of license here. :lol:)

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There once was an actress named Kari
Whose audition for Facts was quite scari
'Cause Nancy came in
With a gleeful shark grin
And said, "Get lost, you're too light and airi"

There once was an actress named Kari
Whose audition for Facts was quite scari
'Cause Nancy came in
With a gleeful shark grin
And said, "Get lost, you're too light and airi"

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There once was a roommate named Kevin
Replacement cast number eleven
He sniffed the girls' clothes
Which the girls really loathe
So Clooney's called in, and it's heaven!

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There once was a roommate named Kevin
Replacement cast number eleven
He sniffed the girls' clothes
Which the girls really loathe
So Clooney's called in, and it's heaven!

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Bravo Retrothat was great: GEORGE definitely came to the rescue in season 7 lol! (although JO didn't fall for him, the way she did with sleazy KEVIN ha ha!)

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There once was an actress named Kari
Whose audition for Facts was quite scari
'Cause Nancy came in
With a gleeful shark grin
And said, "Get lost, you're too light and airi"



That's very good 80s: that's exactly the way JO from the earlier seasons would speak to BLAIR back then hee hee!

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Bravo Retrothat was great: GEORGE definitely came to the rescue in season 7 lol! (although JO didn't fall for him, the way she did with sleazy KEVIN ha ha!)

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Thank you, Valentina! Yes, George was better than Kreepy Kevin. ;)

There once was a woman named Edna
Who had big hair piled on her head-na
It was oft' in a bun
Times we saw it down: One
In the Paris film all long and red-na