Quarreling with important customers

Read your bosses email and forge his name in a reply trying to make YOU look better to his boss...... When his boss comes in to commend you,spill the beans and ask for a hefty raise :D

S

Start some gossip at the office

Talk about the boss poorly behind his back and he comes in and hears you

Upstage your boss and embarrass him

Violate company policies

Work at a very slow pace

Xerox body parts

Yelling and throwing a fit when things don't go your way. .

Zero work output

Ask for a raise and when one isnt given empty every trash can in your bosses office;carry on like a 2yo!!!

B

Bad attire for work

Cheating on expense accounts

Doing bad things

Embezzling Company funds

Fooling around way too much

(In a similar vein... ) Goofing off

Having a lot of meltdowns

Idiotic mistakes by the dozen

Joking off

Keeping company property that doesn’t belong to you

Lying way too much

Malfeasance

Not doing what you're supposed to be doing

Online looking at porn

Pimping out your employees (!)

Quitting without telling anyone

Rotten work ethic

Start some office gossip

Theft of company property

Upset your boss in front of everyone.

Violent behavior

Wandering around in the parking lot when you are supposed to be working

X - eXiting out too early ( In other words, sneaking out before your shift is over) !

Y = Yelling profanities at your boss for several minutes

Z-z-z-z's - Catching some Z-z-z-z's in front of your boss.

Ask HR how much you get paid for unused vacation days

Burglarize your office & get caught at it

Cheat on your time card.

Drinking on the job

Explicit language in the workplace

Frequent no-shows without mitigating explanations

Gossiping way too much

Harassing co-workers

Inappropriate comments

Jamming the equipment, deliberately.

Killing time

Loafing on the job

Make a lot of personal phone calls

No shows several times in a row

Obnoxious behavior

Pornographic posters all over your cube

Quitting the job than deciding you want to work their again and expecting to be taken back just at your asking

Rummaging through people's desks

Stealing

Take really long lunches

Use vast amounts of work time for personal matters

Vacations- Taking more Vacations/time off than your vacation time allows !!

Walking out

X-rated screen savers

Yelling at your boss

Zero work output

Alienating your co-workers

Blaming others all the time for your mistakes

Complaining Loudly and Frequently about EVERYTHING.

Dishonest reports

Egging the Boss's car, caught on camera.

Fighting (physically)

Getting drunk at work functions

Hitting the boss in the mouth

Insubordination

Joke around way too much

Keep company property that doesn’t belong to you

Lying to your boss

Malfeasance

Not show up without calling in

Obnoxious behavior to co-workers & bosses

Poor behavior

Quick outbursts of temper

Rummaging through other people's desks

Swearing loudly to the clients

T- Tying your boss up and holding him hostage :D


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U = underperforming consistently

V- Viciously gossiping about your coworkers

Whipping a co-worker

e Xercising - constantly being away from your desk or work station doing sit ups, push ups and jumping Jack's!:D

Yelling at your boss at the top of your lungs

Zipping and unzipping your pants in front of customers

Zipping and unzipping your pants in front of customers


:eek::lol::D

A- Alienate all your co workers . In other words, not get along with anyone and not be a team player !

B = B.S’g your way through a major project and having it catch up with you.

Calling off 2-3 times a week.

Drinking too much

Embezzling

Forgetting to double-check your figures

Goofing off ALOT

Helping yourself openly and frequently to office supplies, for your personal use.

Insubordination

Joking off when you're supposed to be working

Killing departmental morale and getting disciplined (escalating)

Lying on your job application or resume

Mimic your boss,make fun of him w/o realising he is standing behind you...... Ask for a hefty raise :D

N

Not show up on time

Opening food packages loudly and chomping your gums while on the phone with clients

Pointing the finger at everyone but yourself

Quick and frequent temper flare ups

Raising your voice while screaming at customers

S- Signing your bosses name on documents / forgery

Talking negatively to customers, about your boss and your fellow employees.

Undermining management

Very rude comments to your boss, coworkers and customers

Work production that is inferior and behind schedule

XXX rated wallpapers for everyone to see

Yelling at your boss

ZZZZZ (sleeping and snoring at your desk)

A = Allowing security breaches to happen

Burglarizing your boss' office

Caught sleeping on the job

D - Doodling on reports and then turning them in

Emailing pornography to a co-worker

Forging your boss's name

Fist fighting with a co-worker on Company property during business hours

Ghosting your clients.

Harassing college-workers sexually

Ice a co-worker

jump up and down on expensive equipment on purpose

Kill time on the clock

Loafing

Making your boss angry daily.

Never finishing projects on time

Overestimating your time and then missing a deadline

Post negative things on social media

Quarreling loudly with co-workers all the time

Rummaging through people's desks

Stealing

Too much time spent away from your desk

Underperforming for a long period of time

Vacationing without permission

Work output consistently below standards

Xeroxing your feet

Yodeling at an important customer meeting

Zigzagging with your car through the parking lot, hitting cars

Absenteeism

B- Bullying your co workers

Cheating on your time sheet

Daydreaming a lot

Embezzling

Failing to complete your tasks

Guzzling twenty Red Bulls and so you shake so hard you fall off your chair

Having a lot of meltdowns

Incompetence

Joke around too much

Kickbacks

Guzzling twenty Red Bulls and so you shake so hard you fall off your chair


:eek::crazy::lol::D


L- Lateness- Being late to work too much!

Money laundering

Not showing up at the scheduled time

Output below acceptable range

Punching your boss in the nose

Quit

Raise your voice very loudly and make demands of your boss

Stealing

Threatening a co-worker physically

Uttering threats to people such as your boss and co-workers

Violent behavior

Walking out

X rated porn on your work computer

Y- Yacking (Talking too much, gossiping etc about non work related subjects) !

Z = zero work output

A = Absences that become excessive

Bungling important tasks repeatedly

C - Counting the hours until your work day is done

Doodling in the margins of reports you then turn in

Embezzling Company funds

Flip off the boss

Get in to work late

Hurl onto the boss' new tie

Inappropriate behavior

Jeopardizing staff safety

Kleptomaniac behavior

Lying

Making up a lot of excuses

Not turning in your work on time

Obnoxious behavior

Porn lookup web history

Quitting right on the spot

Robbing the company of property

Stealing

Tardy

Using company property for personal use

Violent actions

Work stoppage

XXX rated wallpapers on your work's computer

Y = Yelling and other frequent rude behavior

Z = Zero job performance

Absenteeism

B - Bringing alcohol to work and drinking it

Cheating on your expense reports

Doing something that breaks the workplace rules

Embezzling

Fooling around too much

Googling non-work stuff all day

Having too many absences

Instigating conflicts and getting caught at it.

Joking in an off-color fashion and offending clients

Keying the car of your boss or other employees

Leaving without telling anyone

Making MANY mistakes

Nodding off at your desk

Output of consistently poor quality

Peeing in the water cooler, I know it's gross but a friend of mine did it & got sacked for it

Quit

Rob the company safe & get caught

Stealing property or other items

Theft of company resources

Uttering threats

Violent behavior

Walking away

X-rated pin ups all over your cube’s walls

Yelling at your boss or manager

Z = Zigzagging through the parking lot and hitting cars

Abusing drugs while on the clock.

Arriving late to your shifts

Boozing it up during your work shift

Checking your phone a lot when you should be working

Disappearing from your workstation A LOT

Embarrassing your boss in front of his/her boss

Fraud

Giving your boss a hard time

Hanky panky with the bosses spouse

Inappropriate comments

Jail breaking all the company’s Apple devices

Keying the car of your boss

Licking the floor (LOL)

Making mistakes that are really large

Never getting work done on time

Opening the window and allowing papers to fly away

Procrastinating on a crucial project and missing a MAJOR deadline because of it.

Quitting

Really poor consistent performance

Stuffing important reports into the circular file/trash bin

Taking other people's items without permission

Underperforming on crucial job duties.

Violating the dress code at work

Work consistently of very poor quality

Xerocopying dirty pictures

Yelling at your boss or manager

Zero work output

Attitude problem

Behaving violently

Cheating your boss

Destroying company property