A-Z Ways to Lose Your Job - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Dude111 · 07-04-2016, 04:07 PM

List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice.

B

Bonniegirl · 07-04-2016, 04:17 PM

B- Bring beer to work and drink it!

Dude111 · 07-04-2016, 04:23 PM

Copy the boss's weird voice - not knowing hes standing right behind you.

D

Bonniegirl · 07-04-2016, 04:24 PM

Dance around the office while the phones are ringing off the hook!

OH Nuts! · 07-04-2016, 10:26 PM

embarrass your boss big time in front of his boss

Bonniegirl · 07-04-2016, 11:01 PM

Frowning too much at a job where you are supposed to be smiling and bubbly ! Such as a receptionist ,cashier or waitress!

opus · 07-04-2016, 11:10 PM

Get caught having sex with the boss's wife. Just me?

Zoneboy · 07-04-2016, 11:39 PM

Having a meltdown when the customer is trying to convince you that they're right even when they clearly aren't and your boss agreeing with them because he believes the customer is always right.

Bonniegirl · 07-05-2016, 01:57 AM

Inappropriate comments, looks or touching of a coworker of the opposite sex!

Dude111 · 07-05-2016, 07:16 PM

Joke about how your boss is driving the company into the ground at the water cooler and within earshot of your boss's office.

K

robyrob · 07-05-2016, 08:35 PM

Killing annoying customers

L

OH Nuts! · 07-05-2016, 09:48 PM

Looking at porn on a work computer

M

Dude111 · 07-05-2016, 11:33 PM

Make everyone think the boss gave YOU a huge raise and not them so by the time he comes in they are all mad @ shouting @ him.....Start laughing and tell him the news;ask for a raise

N

Bonniegirl · 07-06-2016, 12:40 AM

Not show up without even calling in sick!

OH Nuts! · 07-06-2016, 02:48 PM

O = Obnoxious behavior toward your company's most important client

P

07-04-2016, 04:07 PM	#1
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07-04-2016, 11:39 PM	#8
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07-05-2016, 08:35 PM	#11
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07-04-2016, 04:17 PM	#2
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 66,131	B- Bring beer to work and drink it!

07-04-2016, 04:23 PM	#3
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 37,072	Copy the boss's weird voice - not knowing hes standing right behind you. D

07-04-2016, 04:24 PM	#4
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 66,131	Dance around the office while the phones are ringing off the hook!

07-04-2016, 10:26 PM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	embarrass your boss big time in front of his boss

07-04-2016, 11:01 PM	#6
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 66,131	Frowning too much at a job where you are supposed to be smiling and bubbly ! Such as a receptionist ,cashier or waitress!

07-04-2016, 11:10 PM	#7
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,815	Get caught having sex with the boss's wife. Just me?

07-05-2016, 01:57 AM	#9
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 66,131	Inappropriate comments, looks or touching of a coworker of the opposite sex!

07-05-2016, 07:16 PM	#10
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 37,072	Joke about how your boss is driving the company into the ground at the water cooler and within earshot of your boss's office. K

07-05-2016, 09:48 PM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Looking at porn on a work computer M

07-05-2016, 11:33 PM	#13
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 37,072	Make everyone think the boss gave YOU a huge raise and not them so by the time he comes in they are all mad @ shouting @ him.....Start laughing and tell him the news;ask for a raise N

07-06-2016, 12:40 AM	#14
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 66,131	Not show up without even calling in sick!

07-06-2016, 02:48 PM	#15
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	O = Obnoxious behavior toward your company's most important client P