Same as the regular one except you purposely give WRONG ANSWERS.

Examples:

Birds of a feather.......

get the group discount rate on Vigin Atalntic and fly business class


Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealty and....

boring
________________________________________________

First real post:

Finders keeper, losers ........

Rule



Last one in is a rotten_______

casserole

Something's rotten in ..............

my refridgerator :lol:

A stitch in time saves_________

a Singer sewing machine from going haywire

It's raining cats and .........

elephants



Good to the last ____

Leap Year

When you have a way with plants, you have a green .......

nose



Its like trying to find a needle in a _______

bowl of tapioca pudding

(Beatle's song) I am the eggman, I am the _______________

the omelet chef @ IHOP:lol:

Lucy in the sky with .............

a DC 8

Nestles makes the very best..... ________________

rockets



Easier said than _____

promised

Where there's smoke there's ................

Whats left of a recently exploded atom bomb

She had kisses sweeter than _______

lemons



I heard it through the ___________

walls because I was evesdropping

Birds of a feather flock .......

To Wal*mart for the bargains

Give a hoot, don't __________

shoot




I'll huff & I'll puff & I'll _______ (three little pigs)

Give a hoot, dont polute

blow your house down

I can't stop loving ______ (Ray Charles song)

you

Georgia On My ............... (Ray Charle's song)

Foot

A stitch in time saves____

549

How now brown ......

Clown


I see_____ People

peppy

Peter Piper Picked A Pack of Pickled ..............

oops I see i got the two last word games mixed up....DUH...Ill fix that now....

I'll huff & I'll puff & I'll _______ (three little pigs)run out of breath
:lol:

Peter Piper Picked A Pack of Pickled ..............
Paramecium :lol:

I want to go where the wild goose ____________

eats popcorn


There is no fool like an old______________

tool

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and ........

dead :lol:

My Baby does the hanky _________

fandango

Tie a yellow ribbon round the old ............

man's neck




I bring home the bacon, fry it up in a ____

^^^:lol:^^^

toilet

It's a bird, it's a plane it's..............____________!!!

GI Jane



Gypsies Tramps & _______ (song)

The Rolling Stones

Would you like to ride, in my beautiful __________(song)

LaSalle

Everything's coming up ......

Dark


Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the ___________

horses

A stitch in time saves.....

your mother's old girdle

I.......love a ______________! (song)

horse with no name




Take This Job And _____

milk it for all its worth

Flo's famous line from Alice: Kiss my .....

...huge purple Buick!

Flinstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stoneage ___________

RocknRollers



The heat is____ (song)

making my slippers melt

I AM THE LIZARD _____________!!!!

in a Blizzard




Big wheels keep on_________

running over my mother in law!

He shoots, he _____________!!!!!!

Snoozes

"Bah bah black sheep have you any___________"

crack :lol:

Rock and Roll Hootchy ______

Voodoo



I'm leaving on a jet_____

that will soon crash into the sea

Gee our old LaSalle ran ____________

to San Francisco with a hot Winnebago

itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot .......

Boxer shorts that my colour-blind Mother made me wear when I was six! :lol:

Eeny Meeny minee mo, catch a tiger by the ___________

tooth



Me And You And A Dog Named_____

Greg

Beauty is only skin ________

shallow

The early bird gets the

alarm clock smashed on his head



Turn me ______ (song)

over to the cops

I'm dreaming of a white ____________

elephant


Have a holly jolly ..........

Orgy

Humpty Dumpty sat on a ________

toliet



3 Blind mice, see how they_____

run into each other

Lewis Black: Back in __________

to the wood stove again




Life In The Fast _____

snail

I'm forever blowing ___________

balloons

Jack be nimble, Jack be ..........

green, Jack go to England and moon the Queen

From Disney's The little Mermaid: Under the _________

:lol: :lol: :lol:

bush

well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants so why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

Its all because some hacker stole my identity now I'm in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
shoulda gone to free credit report dot com i coulda seen seen this comin at me like an atom bomb
they monitor your credit and send you email alerts so you don't end up selling fish to tourist in _______________

?


The Night The Lights Went Out In______

they monitor your credit and send you email alerts so you don't end up selling fish to tourist in _______________Skirts

The Night The Lights Went Out In______
My bathroom and i fell in the tub

"This is the Police! Put your hands on your_____________!

toes



The answer my friend is blowing_______

lots of bubbles

Puff the magic dragon lived by .........

the Loch Ness Monster



Come on down, you're the next___________

apple out of my tree

Hockey term: "He shoots, he ____________!!!!"

faints



With this ring, I ________

thee divorce

Lucy in the sky with _________

Ethel

Beauty's in the eye of the _________________

blind man


Take me out too the ........

wood shed



Looking for love in all the wrong_______

refrigerators!

ABC as easy as ____________________

Geometry



Don't bring me _____

rotten tomatos


We will we will "blank" you

Moon (lol!, first thing that popped in my head)



Papa was a rolling ______

pin

Goldie Locks and The Three........

Of Hearts


Can't get enough of your........

nagging



He ain't heavy, he's my ________

puppy


My Baby Does the.....

locomotion


Love makes the world go .................

KaBoom



Riding The Storm________

trail

Takin Care of .........

your car



Twinkle Twinkle Little _______

Bulb


Birds of a feather flock

till they drop



It Cuts Like A _____

Pair of scissors


All You Need Is.....

Moxie

Birds of a feather .....

Moxie

Birds of a feather .....
All the phonies and all of the fakes (From A Dire Straits Song)

Old Man Take A Look At My Life, I'm Alot Like .......

Joan Rivers

To be or not to ...

Flee



Your place or _____

Jail

Stop! In The Name Of.........

Your Mama



A view to a _____

Fly

Billie Jean is not my.........

thearpist




Every rose has its _______

owner

The Devil Went Down To ......

the tavern



In the nick of_____

Nolte

I wanna R&R all night and "Blank" everyday.

Run and Run all night and play everyday

Living on a _______

lily pad in the pond



Saturday in the ______

Mental Hospital

Green Green Grass Of ______

Kalamazoo

Don't ThinkTwice It's ......

bad rice



She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow _______

Wig

What goes up, must ...................

must have been caused by inflation!

Easy come, easy .......

get up and go

It's so easy, even a "Blank" can do it.

Mensa club reject can do it

I's raining cats and ....

Litter



When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the______

gay guy

Don't Let The Sun Go Down On.........

a cloudy day



The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the ______

my leg. Oh No, get him!

You "Blank" me all night long.

cooked, clean and did the laundry (LOL!)

A bird in the hand is worth .........

a feather in your cap



A million to _____

YOU! You won the Lottery!

I'd Like To Teach The World To ..........

play Texas Hold Em



She's got a ticket to _______

Mexico

Once I was climbing the garden walls, I slipped and had a terrible fall, I fell so hard, I heard bells ring, but held on to my ......

mutual funds

Hey diddle diddle. The cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over ....

Gate

Yesterday...all my troubles seemed so_______

green


he who laughs last laughs ........:lol:

until someone kicks his butt over it

Just like 2 peas in a _________

in a Shepard Pie's casserole

The early bird catches the ......

the cow with wings


a man must do what a man must --- :p

Brew

One small step for man, one giant leap for __________

the cow who jumped over the moon



April showers bring _____

wet T-shirt contests

That's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like _______

I hate it uh huh uh huh

To each his ........

life on the ocean wave.


just like a bridge over troubled_________

dog poop

Walt Disney presents a brand new fairy tale, where all your dreams will come true, in the animated version of ____________

Zombie of the Underworld



smile and the world smiles with --- :talk:

^^:lol:^^

evil intent

That'll be the day, when you say goodbye , yes, That'll be the day, when you make me ______________-

have a fish fry



What goes up must ______

Be thrown quite hard, to begin with

"Why can't we all just get _________?"

around

early to bed, early to rise, make's a man healthy wealthy and ........

in need of a good flashlight

This little piggie stayed _______

on a dinner plate with some gravy on top.

when in rome...

speak French - the Romans just love it!

How much is that doggie in the ..........

in the fish tank doing a doggy paddle



don't laugh at me cause i'm a ..........

mensa h.s. graduate

the early bird catches the

on a dinner plate with some gravy on top.:rofl:
(Great wrong answers by everyone, btw)

the early bird catches the
6:14 am express train to Toronto

My baby does the Hanky _________

Yanky



Its not over till the fat lady _______

steps all over your dinner



last man out is a __________:happyface

King

Do Ya Do Ya Want My.........

Wallet, Mr Mugger?

Oh Canada, our home and native _________

headhunter tribe



This Buds for______

my 6 year old daughter

NY Times, all the news that's fit to _________

to bore

good to the last.....

battle of the bulge



They say love is _______________ --- :happyface

a many petalled thing

To be or not to .....

mention the war


a stitch in nine saves______ --- :D

is utterly divine

floats like a butterfly stings like a .............

horsefly



You can't take it with_____

water

Good to the last......

flood

Oh I wish I were an .................

Hilton Heiress



Its not easy being _______

a billionaire, beauty pageant winner, best selling author, doctor and lawyer

Birds of a feather.....

sneeze a lot


have gun will ___________ :lol:

shoot it all off at a target range

Sealed With A .....

bandaid



The fastest way to a man's heart is through________

his bank account

Don't think twice it's ........

not nice



I left my heart in _______

the morgue.

The sun will come out.....

of its shell



Four score and seven _________

steps

Trick Or ________

Treasure



I'll huff & I'll puff & I'll ________

have an astham attack

To _____ or not to _____

belch or not to belch


It's raining cats and .............

Bullets!!!

Something tells me I'm into something __________ (Herman's Hermits song)

mushy

There's A Kind of Hush All Over The .............

:lol:
Doghouse, tonight...

Who's the leader of the club, that's made for you and me? M-I-C....K-E-Y
________________

M -W -X -Y- Z!

Zippety doo da zippety yay. My oh my what a wonderful .................

May


Follow the yellow_____ _____

dirt trail

the itsy bitsy spider...

had a BIG BIG appetite & so it dined on 3 flies in one sitting - the glutton!

Haste makes ......

haste makes sense.

we're off to see the...

latest porn flick

One oclock, two oclock, three oclock ____________ (Bill Hailey's Rock Around the clock)

and still no sleep



Ready, Aim, _____

pee!

it was the best of times, it was....

The annual foot massage festival

Video killed the Radio __________

Jockey



I'm dreaming of a white___________

Buick

Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse ran up the _________

credit card bill



You have the right to remain_______

a complete idiot.

and apple a day ___________.

makes a pie down the way



Two hearts beat as _____

.....you inject them with liberal doses of adrenaline

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stone age ___________

group of hippies.

last one out's a ___________.

hot potato


When life hands you lemons make ..........

some moolah off of it!

now i know my abc's, next time....

......i'll tell you about the birds and bees!

See the USA, in your ___________

old LaSalle that ran great

Easy come easy .....

Bake Oven

An apple a day keeps _____________

your stomach fully stocked.

you are my sunshine, my....

great big ball of fire in the sky, orbitted by the planets.

(Elvis song) You aint nothing but a _____________

:bump

great big ball of fire in the sky, orbitted by the planets.

(Elvis song) You aint nothing but a _____________


Dingbat



Wasted Days And Wasted_____

lives

Grandma got run over by a _________.

Greyhound bus bound for Cincinatti

All's well that ends ............

late


How do you mend a broken______

foot, doc?

over the river and through the woods, to ____________.

the candy store we go.

To live and let_________

prosper

don't worry, be _________.

very stressed out but without worrying LOL

It's raining cats and ............

cows!

Tea for two and two for __________

badmitton

Easy come easy .........

stay on the wall

even ______

oven

Walk like an ______________________ (lyrics)

drunken penguin



Don't sit under the apple tree with ________ (lyrics)

The Chiquita Banana Lady

A penny saved is a penny .....

for a piece of bubble gum.

Good to the last________

lick!

eenie meenie ___________.

Hello

The first cut is the ___________.

one that hurts the most



A watched kettle never _______

leaves

Who let the dogs______________ (song)

eat all the leftover pizza



The bold and the ________(tv show)

furnace vent

I found my thrill, on ________________

Lucy McGill:lol: :crazy: :happyface

McDonald- I'm lovin____

Burger King better

You deserve a break ......

So borrow from a loanshark and he'll break both legs!

At the Olympics, competitors can win the gold, the silver or the _______________

raspberry



When Harry Met ______ (movie)

Salvatore

All In The ...............

Mud hole

Chase and Sandborn coffee is good to the last ____________

Columbian's wallet


Red, White & _____

chartreuse

Dont thread on ______

sitcoms online lol!



Ladies, please don't squeeze the______

President's butt

On the good ship _______________ (Shirley Temple Song)

Templeton

Animal crackers in my ................ (another ST song!)

Hair

4 score and 7 years ago, our forefathers brought forth a nation founded in _____________

East Hero Township Minnesota

When in Rome, do as the .................

Barones


Chitty Chitty Bang ____

Snap Crackle Pop

The hills are alive, with the sound of ___________

hillbilly gunfire


Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't ______

"do" the maid

Quoth the raven "_______________" (From the poem by Edgar Allan Poe)

please


Play. Laugh.________

barf

You can't eat only one _______________

tub of lasagna

Haste makes ..............

money


If you wanna get to heaven, you got to ____________

Bribe Jesus with Oreo cookies

The rain in Spain stays mainly in ______________

the drain



Knock Knock who's ____

hitting me in the head with a hammer????

Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie & _________________

dexatrim


Trick or _____

Internet

1, 2 , Skip to my ____________
(folk song)

place baby (lol!)


Never fear underdog is ______

full of beer!

The cat's in the cradle and the silver _______________

:bump

ingot that just got devalued in the recession

Two peas in a ................

blender

Papa was a rolling ______________

bowling ball


Scooby Dooby Doo, where are _____

the pooper scoopers?

Suicide is _______________ (MASH theme)