hats.

A stitch in time saves....

Pants of mine



Like searching for a needle in a....

pin cushion.

Oh come all ye ....

Wasteful

I'll have a blue Christmas without....

Blue Caracao.

If it works, don't.....

Sell it cheap


Not a creature was stirring, not even a ......

louse with a spoon.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers....

Brought forth our mothers on this continent, quite uninvited I might add.


Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a ....

A Ken-L-Ration T.V. Dinner

Little Jack Horner sat in a ....

mourner section of a funeral.

Old MacDonald had a...

bunion, e-i-e-i-owwww!

Mary had a little ......

traffic jam when her sheep crossed the road.

It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of....

Mr. Peabody


Music has charms to soothe a.....

an aching back.

The way to a man's heart is through his....

blood vessels

I like coffee, I like tea; I like the boys, and the boys like....

wiffle ball.

Oh beautiful for spacious ....

spacious bedrooms

Ding Dong, the witch is....

Pissed
Which old witch?
The one I squished



The little dog laughed to see such sport and the...

sow pranced over the spoon.

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the....

griddle made pancakes together.

When the wind blows the cradle will....

wear a blanket to keep itself warm.

Walk softly but carry a big .....

boulder.

The fog comes on little....

flying saucers.

Give me liberty or give me....

a reason to stay.

Buffalo Gals, won't you come out tonight and dance by the light of the....

Jenny Craig fitness center


Look up in the sky,it's a.....

a goose herd!

One if by land, two if by...

flea!

I only regret that I have but one life to give for my....

insurance policy.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's ...

flash blindness!

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so....

insightful.

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in ....

mourning (because I hit my finger)!

The night they drove old Dixie down and the people were....

Were all dressed in Carmen Miranda costumes - even the men!

Ring around the rosy a pocketful of....

pennies.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.....

Jack be a lunatic!

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and....

heretic or two

Haste makes....

distaste.

It was the season of light, it was the season of....

Salt and pepper.

Ring around the Rosie, pocket full of...

anchovies.

Blink and you'll...

turn into a genie.

If it works, don't .....

fire it.

A dog is a man's best....

Crotch sniffer


One if by land, two if....

parachute

New York City's nickname is The Big ....

Cheese Pizza


Four score and seven years ago our fathers....

rode around in Edsels.

To be or not to be that.....

that is the existential question of the ages.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to....

to my sheep
and miles to go in my Jeep.



I was born in Saginaw Michigan,
I grew up....

... the Sheyboygan vineyards,

A tisket a tasket, a brown and yellow.....

casket.

Mary Had a Little...

acne

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck.....

...could chuck the priesthood?

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in....

Red Lobster.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders.....

never fed us.


Eight days a week is not enough to show.....

a horse

We all live in a yellow .......

string bean.

The Big Bad Wolf said, "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll...."

get an asthma attack if I don't stop.

Ding dong the witch is.......

overhead!

Follow the yellow....

bouncing ball.

"I'll get you my pretty and your little .....

hog too!

Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear Every Time You....?

away


You shook me all night........

and all day and all over

People. People who need people. Are the luckiest people in the .....

jungle.


Where the Streets have no......

Lamp Posts

Wise men say only fools.....

live on a hill.

Bye Bye Miss American....

Fluorescent Dye

As I was walking that ribbon of highway,
I saw above me that....

great big yellow sky bow

We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of ..........

Camouflage

If you tickle us do we not....

we do not turn green with envy.

A rose by any other name....

would smell as neat.

A plague on both your......!

cabanas.

Something's rotten in ....

the garbage pail!

The course of true love never did run....

into the Caspian sea.

When Quinn the Eskimo gets here...

He and I are going to Sweden.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with ______.

a tank full of gas and a credit card.

When a bell rings___________________________.

It curtsies and announces its presence.

A watched pot never.....

leaves you alone.

Scrub a dub.........

Three airplanes at a hub

Happy New .....

Shoe Day!

Brother, can you spare a . . .

sailboat

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and ....

Boring!!

Peter Piper picked a peck of . . .

Cotton

There are 5,280 feet in a ....

Dr. Scholl Jacuzzi!

If I knew you were coming I'd of . . .

Jumped out of a cake.

Hey diddle the cat and a

dog walked down a hill and sailed across the moon!

An apple a day keeps . . .

Incontinence away

I have but only one life to give for....

these goldfish.

Raindrops keep falling on my . . .

credenza


Butch Cassidy and The Sundance .......

Golden Girls

Its a long way to . . .

the outhouse.

To market to market to buy a fat ....

portfolio in the Stock Exchange!

If you can't say something nice . . .

Write it down so they can see it better.

What is Victoria's Secret??

A private club for conservative older women.

What is April 15 famous for?

National Pie in the face day.

Where is Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood??

Around the corner from the Brady Bunch.

What's Col. Sanders middle name?

Klink.

When someone says "that hits the spot" where is that spot???

I can't say because we're a G site!

What is the Capitol of Massachusetts?

The quaint little of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllla!

Beware of the . . .

Spinach pie

It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my ....

Limbs!

Take the time to . . .

make sure Kennywood's not open! (Pittsburghers will immediately get this, lol)

There is no such thing as a free.....

Doctor's consulation!

Little pitchers have . . .

Have small hands.

A penny saved is a penny ....

is a penny well spent.

Finders Keepers Losers . . .

take a tax write-off

Yes we have no bananas we have no bananas ......

to throw!

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll . . . .

Smoke another pack!

I'll get you my pretty and your ....

pretty little army boots!

Stand up and . . .

then kneel and sit, then stand again (Catholic mass)

Nordy, you forget to leave a phrase. lol

Ooops knew I forgot something..lol :crazy:


Let the force.....

bequeath you...

Live well and.....

Show It!

It's as easy as . . .

raising the Titanic.

Say hello to....

me.

Shop 'til you . . .

me.

Shop 'til you . . .

Hello MISST3 :wave:

Max out your credit cards.

Good to the last......

Capsule


Haste makes ....

the best stew!

Two wrongs don't make . . . .

Don't make one accurate.

There's a pot of gold at the end of ...

my next tax audit.

Talk is . . .

wordy.

Actions speak louder than.....

fractions.

The best things in life are . . .

Are incredibly expensive

To each his ....

own peach.

Its a long way . . .

To the outhouse

When in Rome do ....

not take your shoes off!

Look before you . . .

Cross the street

Birds off a feather flock....

compare notes.

Do as I say not . . .

tomorrow but today

The 3 blind mice ran up the.....

Cat's back

To market to market to buy a ....

little for a lot.

Pay me now or . . .

my goons will"collect"

Money talks nobody ....

pays the rent.

Papa was a rolling............

cigarette expert.

When in doubt . . .

flip a coin!

For a good time call...

BH-90210!

I've fallen and I . . .

can't find my damn contact.

Mind your own...

bacon and eggs!

Don't believe everything you . . .

read in a fortune cookie.

It takes one to....

To make two.

Easy come easy ...

run.

There is nothing new . . .

In this tired old town.

Hot fun in the .....

kitchen.

Laughing all the way to . . .

Outhouse.

See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have ...

a backache.

Don't it make my brown eyes........

Fuchsia

The Beatles Song, I Want To Hold Your .....

full length mink!

Feel the . . .

Eel!

The Rolling Stones song, I Can't Get No ....

assistance when I want it.

An eye for a . . . .

guy

Going to the chapel and we're gonna ............

pray you start coming every Sunday!

On your mark get set . . . .

and drop and give me fifty.

The Herman's Hermits song, Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely ....

long way to go baby!

Four score and seven years ago . . .

it was 1929, the year of the Stock Market Crash.

Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad ......

Tax Man!

Time will . . .

Plead the fifth

The Beatles Song, Strawberry ....

Champagne!

Whistle a . . . .

snarky tune grr grr grr grr grr

Shakespeare's famous play, Romeo and .....

J-E-L-L-O!

When it rains it . . .

itches

Old TV Ad Jingle: Let Hertz put you in the driver's ......

parachute.

A cold day in . . .

Antartica

The Beatles are a famous music group from ....

Transylvania


She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow............

stripped potato sack!

Don't look now but . . .

Big Bird is coming.

The Capitol of the United States is ...

capitol of the United States.

Sally sells seashells by . . . .

The sardine sandwich shoppe.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the .....

freshly washed cars.

O say can you see by . . .

the unlit street corner.

What so proudly we hail....

as the sleet keeps on coming!

The best part of waking up is . . .

Seeing the sun rise.

Double your pleasure, double your fun, chew ......

100 times.

I'd like to teach the world to . . .

square dance

Tie a yellow ribbon round............

the best state fair pig

You Only Live .....

to pay taxes.

A spoon full of sugar makes . . .

the ants hyper.

Honey, I shrunk the............

bikinis

Ferris Bueller's Day .....

is Feb 29th!

There was an old woman who lived . . .

at the zoo.


All the King's horses and all the King's men.........

Couldn't jump over the moat again.

Shirley Temple's classic kid song On The Good Ship ....

Love Boat exciting and new!

Your eyes were bigger than . . . .

a breadbox.

Leave It To.....

the birds and the bees.

But don't you step on my blue . . .

toenails again


We all live in a yellow.........

SST

Strawberry Fields ....

have ferrets.

I heard it through the.........

hole in my front door!

Humpty Dumpty sat . . . .

On a whoopie cushion!

The early bird catches

germs


The itsy bitsy spider.........

walked into a bar.

People in glass houses shouldn't . . . .

have wrestling matches.


It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's......

a melt in your mouth not in you hands.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes . . .

you feel like a doughnut.

Haste makes ....

the world go 'round.

Where there's smoke, there's . . . .

a fire breathing dragon

Don't bite the hand that .......

rocks the cradle.

People in glass houses, should not . . . .

handle axes


She's got a ticket to ride ..........

the waves.

Don't count your chickens . . . .

Before Colonel Sanders

easy come easy ...

your way out of the door.

Take me out to . . .

The funny farm


A watched pot never

runs out of time.

The best part of waking up is . . .

Waking up! Lol

A bird in the hand is worth two ...

:wave: :lol: That was a good one!


down the street and around the corner.

I heard it through the . . .

.

Waking up! Lol

A bird in the hand is worth two ...

:wave: :lol: That was a good one!

down the street and around the corner.


I heard it through the . . .

wiretap

Bye Bye Miss American ....

Wiretap! lol

Pie Pan.

Peter Piper picked a . . . .

winner at the races.

Haste makes ....

the world to sing, in perfect harmony!

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime . . .

bread is near

Just like me,they long to be close to ......

the edge

There's one in every .......

zero.

God helps those who .....

zero.

God helps those who .....

donate heavily in church.

This game doesn’t get played in over 3 years because it......

Fell by the wayside.

I really like it when people....

I really like it when people.... leave messes everywhere

I really don’t like it when people....

I really don’t like it when people.....give me lovely gifts.

There's no place like.....

Seattle

A penny saved is a penny....

A penny saved is a penny....lost.

He's as cool as a.....

Igloo

Too err is human to forgive.....

Too err is human to forgive..... divine

(I couldn’t come up with a wrong answer)

My favorite thing is.....

My favorite thing is.....stubbing my toe.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on.....

Zebras

Brown copper kettles and warm woolen .....

Brown copper kettles and warm woolen .....

Hats

Brown paper packages tied up with .....

Brown paper packages tied up with ..... rope

Ding Dong the ..... is dead.

Old gray mare

“There are a few of my....”

There are a few of my ..... toes.

Follow The Yellow Brick .....

Gnome.

Toto, we’re not in ....... anymore!

Toto, we’re not in ....... anymore!

Toto, we’re not in ....... New York anymore!

We're off to see the ...

We're off to see the ..... Grinch!

It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or .....

an elf.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the ....

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the bell metal.

Up your nose with a rubber ____.

Spoon

To market to market to buy a fat ....

To market to market to buy a fat horse.

Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the _______

can of tuna

Old McDonald had a .....

Old McDonald had a peacock.

This above all: to thine own self be ______

Phony

Hi Ho the merry-o, the farmer in ....

Hi Ho the merry-o, the farmer in the Penthouse.


Oh what fun it is to . . .

Glide on a one course open bay.

Dashing through the snow on a one horse ....

Dashing through the snow on a one horse closed buggy.

Over the river, and through the _____

Tunnel

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the ....

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the rat.

The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and ______

Bumbling

Come ride the little train that is going down the track to the....

Bumbling

Come ride the little train that is going down the track to the....

Come ride the little train that is going down the track to the.... station

Here's the story...

Of an old lady

Didn’t need no welfare state-everybody pulled their ....

Didn’t need no welfare state-everybody pulled their .... height

Come and knock on my...

Come and knock on my floor

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider / She didn't care if the whole world ______

Snuck a good look

Here’s the story of a lovely ....

Here’s the story of a lovely .... man

Who was bringing up three very lovely ....